The Church Of What's Happening Now:

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5 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura, a stand up comedian with multiple specials available on Netflix and a podcast called "Your Mom's House," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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@speakFILM. 5 жыл бұрын

“ I IDENTIFY AS A SAVAGE!”

@oneworldaway9187 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@leizelle 5 жыл бұрын

@Aceallmighty24 The fucking best!

@derinrita1316 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for him to talk about this topic for a long time 😂

@phil.d-roll6393 5 жыл бұрын

Savage is as savage does..

@goosemack3587 5 жыл бұрын

literally everytime i die laughing at a youtube video ,the first comment is always talking about it hahahahaahh

@anticamper3391 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle joey gets guests on so they can hear him talk for 90% of the podcast 😂😂

@jimwhite2893 5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the sections where he starts whispering and talking too far away from the mic...lol

@malicioustactics6846 5 жыл бұрын

No shit. It's called the Church for a reason fam. Joey gotta preach!

@Parrott280 5 жыл бұрын

Haha for real, he just gets people to talk at

@noahgarcia5951 5 жыл бұрын

Who can complain tho!? 😂🙏🔥

@GrowYourOwn13 5 жыл бұрын

Who gives a shit

@BigJonkulous 5 жыл бұрын

Lee: "20mg does something to you?!?" - He's becoming a savage

@OkamiBeast88 5 жыл бұрын

[ ] male [ ] Female [✓] Savage Lmaoo

@inspectahmetal7978 5 жыл бұрын

There's a $$$ T-shirt in that

@OkamiBeast88 5 жыл бұрын

@@inspectahmetal7978 I would buy it

@inspectahmetal7978 5 жыл бұрын

@@OkamiBeast88 I've already told my parents to refer to my as their savage instead of their son

@strongside4565 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey is the best Manscape salesman that company has. Give my man 10%.

@stevefromyellowstone7911 5 жыл бұрын

Strongside he literally sells me on all the products lol much more than joe rogan used to during his live reads years ago. That’s why when Joey was the guest he’d let him sell it. Hell Joey was a car salesmen

@coleyounger4665 5 жыл бұрын

tom knows what this podcast is about, bring up a subject and let joey do his thing. great guest.

@XenoTravis 5 жыл бұрын

"I DIDN'T GO TO DOCTA SCHOOL! I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN!"

@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын

I PUT PEOPLE IN TRUNKS OF CARS, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! (I totally agree with him on the topic)😁

@raymoneyyouflow8204 4 жыл бұрын

Watch the corona virus episode they bring up doctor school

@robbieceez7052 5 жыл бұрын

"I identify as a savage!!! I still check the box for male!" 😂😂😂 that's the best thing to hear on a Monday morning

@keezytv7854 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242 4 жыл бұрын

I almost choked to death on my breakfast as soon as Joey said “I saw Bert last week, I thought he was a fat Chinaman!”

@stubbboss2402 5 жыл бұрын

tom segura and uncle joey are like distant cousins that catch up once a month and fill eachother in on the month that passed

@ClimptonDiddlehopper 5 жыл бұрын

Fill each others asses maybe

@ClimptonDiddlehopper 5 жыл бұрын

@Michael Cuellar bwahaha A little George

@dewmontain123 4 жыл бұрын

ha. ha. ha.

@bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451 4 жыл бұрын

You worded that perfectly !!! 👍👍

@michaelangelo305s 2 жыл бұрын

Joey is Cuban and Tom is Puerto Rican they are naturally considered cousins

@jonnysith 5 жыл бұрын

I'll be so sad when Joey is gone. Whenever i feel depressed i put on some Joey on JRE and it just brightens my day. I've never met the guy and probably never will because he can't come to Canada but i'm grateful for him having an important effect on my life. Thank you Joey for everything man.

@nicholasmolinaro9141 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Same man, he’s a legend he’ll be sorely missed when he goes. He reminds me so much of my dads brothers, same personality, attitude, and sense of humor, just neighborhood guys from Brooklyn.

@19841mlee 4 жыл бұрын

Same here. Hopefully lee still rocks out after and doesn’t move back to Boston.

@PearlDrumsHead 4 жыл бұрын

DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!

@josemurga1031 2 жыл бұрын

Ryan sickler has him on multiple times telling his while.life story

@jackgraff420 2 жыл бұрын

I feel ya he's the best uncle ever. Hes the one that gets me to stop being a pussy and get shit done

@DONTOURAGETV 5 жыл бұрын

Joey called Bert a “Finese Chaggot” 32:19 🤣🤣🤣

@20fknyrs39 Жыл бұрын

Phat chink 💀💀💀

@Bluecat33 5 жыл бұрын

550 am east coast and this drops as im trying to go to sleep..... kick that mule

@bruin1771 5 жыл бұрын

Hey youre up with the soliders my brother

@shadowsail8 5 жыл бұрын

Kick that fuckin mule, Lee.

@jaysoddfutr1136 4 жыл бұрын

13:29 bro I’m literally dying at lee laughing at the most inappropriate time

@wasteful14sh Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@patrickarwood9606 5 жыл бұрын

Tom has got to be the funniest one out of the rogan crew

@jbpainter1 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is the goat.

@benjipesci5197 5 жыл бұрын

@@jbpainter1 he's his own thing, not in that Rogan squad

@Sumthing2do 5 жыл бұрын

Benji Pesci ole Billy bitch tits

@Nobodyyoucarabout 4 жыл бұрын

brendan schaub is the best comedian of this generation

@CZRXCZR 4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Wiseau You’re tearing me apart Lisa!

@timtimkthy2945 5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who laughs every time Lee laughs

@auroraborealis13579 5 жыл бұрын

No His giggle is precious!

@slipper409 5 жыл бұрын

Really? You think that cowardly dopey fuck adds to tgis show? I can only imagine how amazing this show would be without him.

@jamesv26 5 жыл бұрын

@@slipper409 relax bro. I bet you're a fat guy with a high voice projecting

@slipper409 5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesv26 I am not now, nor I ever be a "bro" of a femme named ethan. Your mommy is calling bitch.

@t.j.watson7112 5 жыл бұрын

@@slipper409 real tough coming from a dude calling himself "slipper" smh the fucks your Twitter is it "dressing gown"

@somedude.... 5 жыл бұрын

I've heard hundreds of manscape commercials and plugs. This was the first time I was compelled to subscribe to them.

@harrybobarry 5 жыл бұрын

Yosh Otter You’re so cool, bro.

@Fubuuuuu 5 жыл бұрын

Shave those nuts cool guy

@jimwhite2893 5 жыл бұрын

Its actually a really nice product. I was surprised by the quality. I'm thinking about getting more and sending them out on Christmas

@shanehiggins4983 5 жыл бұрын

You're going to subscribe to a ball trimmer? Wtf are you talking about?

@nicholasorthodox 5 жыл бұрын

"Don't quote me on this, I don't know"~Joey Diaz 2019

@joshhuskey2360 5 жыл бұрын

Tommy bunz and coco telling stories is an American treasure.

@TrashParadiseKing 5 жыл бұрын

I also want to hear my first and last name said by Joey Diaz in conversation

@michaelortiz2588 5 жыл бұрын

Ariel Pica that’s how you know you made it

@Vanilla80085 5 жыл бұрын

Let me tell y'something, Ariel Pica

@emilioacosta1121 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO same

@erik8727 3 жыл бұрын

Ariel Pica listen to me

@DLoc-tu2yq 5 жыл бұрын

Joey does the BEST ad reads ever. Makes lee laugh like a hyena, cracks me up

@stevethomas74 5 жыл бұрын

I lost count how many times I cried my eyes out in hysterics

@Hellshy 6 ай бұрын

Will always miss these days

@rash-91 Жыл бұрын

The church was the best podcast of all time, bring it back

@davincivangogh9807 5 жыл бұрын

I could totally see Tom Segura Joey "CoCo" Diaz and Bill Burr co-headlining "The Psychos of Comedy" wold tour!!!

@mantistoboggan6053 5 жыл бұрын

DaVinci VanGogh Dear sweet baby Jesus... I’d happily pay the bullshit Ticketmaster fees for that line up.

@gnrfan098 4 жыл бұрын

Straight dream

@bearworldwide101 5 жыл бұрын

Man right in the courthouse listening to this before the court opens and my case begins thanks Joey making my day with this podcast before I go to the clink.

@JammyH93 5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit what you do?

@ferozmtc 5 жыл бұрын

Good luck bro fuck the system

@Jaydizzle1998 8 ай бұрын

You out yet

@geoffehresman2220 5 жыл бұрын

I identify as a SAVAGE.

@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын

I identify as a Giant Squid

@losgalacticos95 5 жыл бұрын

Every time Lee laughs a babys born

@jaykanor9613 5 жыл бұрын

4k camera on Joey and a 2001 1 megapixel webcam on Tommy Bunz

@zeroman614 5 жыл бұрын

Jay Kanor tommy walks around at 360p

@kurmatt8916 3 жыл бұрын

1:23:50 joeys face when lee stutters LOL

@jaimecortez7645 5 жыл бұрын

Got in the car and drove to work hearing this and now I'm parked and I don't wanna head into work , thinking of calling off in the parking lot and hearing this, thanks Joey ,Tom, and Lee amazing fun like always.

@musiccity607 5 жыл бұрын

You better not! We need you to cover your shift today ya bastard

@aarongonzales9856 5 жыл бұрын

The story about the plane and phone could possibly be the funniest story I've heard on this podcast. Love it Joey.

@ampfu 5 жыл бұрын

Listen Tom Segura!

@al_kaloid 5 жыл бұрын

Robbing gas stations wearing masks with "ski holes".. TREMENDOUS

@LGRW313 5 жыл бұрын

Really needed this upload. The woman next to me at work passed on Friday after her second fight with cancer. I need to laugh

@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын

Introduce people to Joey Diaz madness They will love you for it Pot heads ...and old timers 1970's type of Savages

@isaacmartinez7557 5 жыл бұрын

She's listening and laughing with you, dawg.

@IamTony666 5 жыл бұрын

Popped a 350 MG edible, and now this podcast drops. Much love!

@TheLupin22 5 жыл бұрын

pack your bags, yer going on a trip! enjoy!

@churchether 5 жыл бұрын

Haha, just Ignore the sound of helicopters ;)

@tkcaapi2876 5 жыл бұрын

pour your self a glass of slow burner with ice cubes. mature distill. and pop another +350mg. 🙏

@tkcaapi2876 5 жыл бұрын

@@churchether ...🤫they're not helicopters.... they are drones.... fake.... drones.......😐 😁 ....wait wuh we talkin bout? ah copper choppers. ghetto bird lethal injection😎🤟✊

@nathanmitchell7961 5 жыл бұрын

@@churchether Bro wtf i read this can hear helicopters man

@mayapurdham200 5 жыл бұрын

23:30 46:50 BEST RANTS, these could be bits!

@Danielfucks69 5 жыл бұрын

mayapurdham came for these time stamps. You’re the man.

@shanehiggins4983 5 жыл бұрын

@@Danielfucks69 you came just for these time stamps? Lol wtf

@johnnyboy18778 5 жыл бұрын

Now this is what birthdays are about, today was a good day.

@CRAZYWHITEGUY123 5 жыл бұрын

father ted curley happy birthday friend!

@johnnyboy18778 5 жыл бұрын

@@CRAZYWHITEGUY123 cheers pal.

@elzed0112 5 жыл бұрын

Have a tremendous birthday

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 5 жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday my dude. That would be an ecumenical matter.

@percussionpunisher8694 5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@STRAIGHTEDGEJAKE 5 жыл бұрын

7/11 was a part time job

@CRAZYWHITEGUY123 5 жыл бұрын

🤔 timeless

@beyondtheview9668 5 жыл бұрын

🤔 time stamp plz

@STRAIGHTEDGEJAKE 5 жыл бұрын

BeyondThe View 18 years old in 2000, Your turn.... I’ll wait 😴

@beaubeaugadget1 5 жыл бұрын

Adverts at the end are superb!!! No one does it like Joey!!!! Legend

@BillyBoggle 5 жыл бұрын

I'm dead 😂💀 such a good episode, Uncle Joey!!!

@DEEPMMA 5 жыл бұрын

This was an amazing episode multiple epic rants

@elchonpirasjowi3010 5 жыл бұрын

this is how u start the week!!!...tremendous ..god bless church fam

@parkerdaugherty2915 5 жыл бұрын

Best believe I stopped wat I’m doin to listen

@JosephPembroke 5 жыл бұрын

^real one

@ampleofficial1838 5 жыл бұрын

You have a new sub ☺

@backupinit 5 жыл бұрын

dont expect to hear much of Tom or Lee!

@bruin1771 5 жыл бұрын

Shit my baby girl was born yesterday, im laying here her moms across the room holding her, im layed out like a acupuncturist at an acupuncturist.

@DekkarJr 5 жыл бұрын

I left a patient opened up with his ribcage spread out like the alien just came out of it in the Operating Room during a triple bypass cardiac surgery to watch this.

@kalekhalili8130 5 жыл бұрын

I love that the captions read debt when Joey says death.... what a doctah

@truthwillout3079 5 жыл бұрын

They gonna cut Joey out of the Soprano for identifying as a savage

@ifacecheck 5 жыл бұрын

This was one of the better ones. I was dying at work while Joey was ranting.

@VonTelevision 5 жыл бұрын

The fact this started the way it did let me know this is going to be a GREAT episode. 2 of the 4 horseman on deck! 💪🏾

@almightysosa3007 5 жыл бұрын

16 minutes in and they’re already tormenting Lee 😂😂

@darrencarter 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey putting work. Love the podcasts!! Thank you

@canakattack1692 5 жыл бұрын

Best way to start the week right here. This was incredible. Thank you Joey, Lee & Tom

@ballisticmonkey999 5 жыл бұрын

I don't think there anything more contagious than Tom and Lee's laughter.

@dougmaradiaga4878 5 жыл бұрын

“ I am ripping the Beyoncé poster..”

@alicialovesgaming 5 жыл бұрын

God I adore you Uncle Joey. Please live forever.

@skippiescrunch 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, Joey's energy has me pumped. Cranking out this project paper. Tremendous.

@raimundpollard5967 5 жыл бұрын

Thank GOD this dropped on a Monday morning!

@juanmadrigal9245 5 жыл бұрын

Lee’s laugh cracks me up!! Hahaha

@Yournamehere6996 5 жыл бұрын

“You leave Burt alone”....goes in on Burt lol

@matthewray4885 5 жыл бұрын

"That was my place of business...why would I shoot up my own joint" 😂😂

@tomgoku7483 9 ай бұрын

Joey your the man. Can listen to his storys all day 😂

@albertmata8647 5 жыл бұрын

Hell of a podcast..Joey's on fire again lately!

@aboveSubparBallAnalysis Жыл бұрын

Even rewatching it’s still bangin 😮

@little.wing. 5 жыл бұрын

1:19:10 ahh that famous Winston Churchill quote: "When you go from area to area, with excellence."

@returnofthemack8180 3 жыл бұрын

UNCLE JOEY IS KILLING IT, this is the Joey I miss!!!!!

@scottwatkins1821 5 жыл бұрын

Joey talking about Bert at 32:00 gave me a heart attack lmaoooo

@nickgarcia8088 5 жыл бұрын

It’s funny cuz I’m about the same age as Lee, and I remember that OK symbol being a game 😂 So if I did it below my waist, and someone saw it, they would get one punch on the arm. And if they stuck a finger in it, then I would get punched.. but if I grabbed and held the finger, I’d hit them twice.. cool game back in the Jr high days hahahaha

@manuelpesqueira1894 4 жыл бұрын

Same here, Holmes lol I remember that shit so vividly. Haha

@angelamatta29 4 жыл бұрын

My son is 12, the kids are still playing that game..for the longest time, he couldn't figure out how his dad and myself know how to play..lol

@ding33pgh 3 жыл бұрын

It was on Malcolm In the middle when I was jr high

@teeple1877 3 жыл бұрын

I still do that at work

@tosh_is_me942 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a really shit game

@myy29 5 жыл бұрын

Omg Tom brings out the best Joey Diaz

@manamitoyota95 5 жыл бұрын

the best enabler! the one with those two on joe rogan, and then every time joey has been on your mom’s it’s almost like he’s more of a fan than joey than us haha

@jhughes19851 5 жыл бұрын

I almost dies when Joey was roasting Bert... OMFG so funny

@nicholasorthodox 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the pole polisher joey! Got tired of polishing only the knob! You the man!!! Church family!!!

@ShayBo231 5 жыл бұрын

The manscape ad had me dyin

@jonathanwojak2134 5 жыл бұрын

I almost Fuckn forgot that Tom Segura was the guest

@rhetthenderson9574 4 жыл бұрын

Joey asked how old you have to be to drink. 😂😂. Love it

@addyaboy7925 5 жыл бұрын

Lee's laugh is timed perfectly

@user-mf4bm1gd4v 5 жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work! Love the podcast bro!!!

@DekkarJr 5 жыл бұрын

Tom "The Serial Killer Psychopath of Comedy" Segura.

@justinsarusbjj 5 жыл бұрын

Haha nice try Christina P :D.

@alaintavakoli4573 5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@ClimptonDiddlehopper 5 жыл бұрын

Cereal killer is more Fat Tom's speed. Hes just a fat racist.

@johndavid3474 5 жыл бұрын

Bill burr who was a guest on Tom’s Your mom’s house podcast said “Everytime there is a serial killer” pointing at Tom’s head “that is the exact hairline” lol 😆

@officiallyspooked7805 5 жыл бұрын

Lee's perfecting that laugh.. gets me everytim

@tomgoku7483 9 ай бұрын

Diaz and segura are the best combo you'll listen to.. and the flying jew giggling in the background is priceless 😂

@jeffkenevil5 5 жыл бұрын

So good hearing someone in show business being honest and calling these people out. Keep it up Joey!

@derekmill-matoe6929 5 жыл бұрын

U da man uncle Joey

@Fluoride556 5 жыл бұрын

such a good trio to listen to

@FordGTmustang2000 2 жыл бұрын

Coffee, joint and uncle Joey ! Tremendous!

@scottschiess1440 5 жыл бұрын

Joey's on point here. Recently a massive study was published with the conclusion that transition medication should be done after 21.

@Vicman_1219 2 жыл бұрын

45:25 funniest shit I’ve ever heard. God bless Uncle Joey!!!

@domdean7879 5 жыл бұрын

Every time Joey goes back to New York and New Jersey, he comes back on FIRE! Keep it up boys!

@07coco 5 жыл бұрын

Listening from Alaska would love to see Tommy and Joey

@SteaminPile 5 жыл бұрын

"I identify as a savage, but I still check the box for male!" Needs to be a t shirt

@TheMitch112190 5 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura and the Christ killer LOL

@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын

Lee killed Jesus What the fuck have you ever done ?

@TheMitch112190 5 жыл бұрын

@@APEX-qv7rm I'm a Christ killer too 😂😂

@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheMitch112190 If a Rabbi ate your Foreskin Your Soul belongs to Satan

@GonzosSlaps 5 жыл бұрын

"Greeeeetings from Podcastville!!" 😂😂😂🔥🔥

@LuchoH838 5 жыл бұрын

Love listening to those when I work out, everyone's looking at me weird cuz I laugh my ass off though 😂😂

@str8904 5 жыл бұрын

Fifteen seconds and Joey's already "Tom Segura' three times lmaoo

@n.w.p.4315 5 жыл бұрын

Love you Lee and Joey!!

@luckyasmr1374 4 жыл бұрын

Tom’s Joey impression is spot on!👏🏻

@justinsarusbjj 5 жыл бұрын

Best way to kick off this monday !

@killaplay5841 5 жыл бұрын

You can tell Tom really has love for Joey.

@ellcafe19 5 жыл бұрын

In South Africa its daylight time and I'm at work but I had to steal an hour of this

@archiehickox6518 5 жыл бұрын

Legend! Didn't know South Africans knew uncle Joey

@guywatchingyoutube 5 жыл бұрын

The hydration on this podcast was superb

@JustTAiNOW 5 жыл бұрын

Just Tai just think about it 3am watching Joey wit da late late late night laughs that ad skit was da best 😂😂😂

@tammiea8552 4 жыл бұрын

My mom and stepdad did nothing with me and my sister. I played softball for the city from the age of 10-14. The only time they saw me play was at my last game. It was the All-Star game. I made absolutely sure that I'd always do things with my kids.