THE CRAZIEST CONTOUR MAKEUP HACK EVER?! *i cant believe this*

THE CRAZIEST CONTOUR MAKEUP HACK EVER?! i cant believe this

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@mattroy3983 Жыл бұрын

“ If men find out we can shape shift they’re going to tell the church” that got me😂😂😂

@imaweirdo1323 Жыл бұрын

same it was so funny 🤣

@imaweirdo1323 Жыл бұрын

@@pewpewcatto7105 hmm 🤔

@sunsetcremeofficial Жыл бұрын

@@jkpotter733 search "if the men find out we can shape-shift original" and it's the first video that pops up

@thirdgen377 Жыл бұрын

Most of us already know, actually.

@michaelkariuki7827 Жыл бұрын

Men are smarter than girls and men are better at more thing

@hrts4Noah Жыл бұрын

"Men love Pterodactyls" I can't 😭

@user-ws7xf7lu4p Жыл бұрын

חגצבנב

@kyf3557 Жыл бұрын

Omg! I forgot about the silent p! Ah, childhood. 😌

@Violet-tc3ng Жыл бұрын

I literally search this word 😂 first I thought it's a dinosaur but, it's a plant 🤣😂🪴

@penguinstudios8321 Жыл бұрын

@@Violet-tc3ng it is a dinosaur 😭

@roseanneforever4720 Жыл бұрын

@@penguinstudios8321 bruhh!!!poor guy

@Random_Therian99000 Ай бұрын

''So long as you look like a newborn baby, they are whiling to mate with you.'' That got me rollin'

@MaryGoldandStella Ай бұрын

A therian:D

@personornot Ай бұрын

@@MaryGoldandStella my exact thought lol

@Sage_pawz9 Ай бұрын

@@personornotme too

@MozzarellaLovero Ай бұрын

And they say men are stupid

@Bats-cove Ай бұрын

A therian :)

@rion2013 Ай бұрын

"If men figure out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church" caught me off gaurd 😭😭

@lillygroves-yw8tb Ай бұрын

lol so funny

@H2K_Nin 29 күн бұрын

I AM GRABBING THE CHURCH

@Duolingo59723 Күн бұрын

I'm a man

@davidmacdonald5367 18 күн бұрын

‘ MeN dOnT lIkE nOsTrIlS ‘ 💀

@austinlange3154 Ай бұрын

This is always going to be my favorite audio for any makeup tutorial. This simply cannot be topped

@Anime_Editzzz101 Жыл бұрын

“You want to look like a pterodactyl men love pterodactyls” that really got me 😂😂😂

@thesavagekitty1593 Жыл бұрын

*screach*

@Anime_Editzzz101 Жыл бұрын

@@thesavagekitty1593 😂😂😂

@BananaMike780 Жыл бұрын

I mean... We do...

@Anime_Editzzz101 Жыл бұрын

@@BananaMike780 they must not know we our shapeshifters 🤫🤐🤫🤐

@josefzalusky7307 Жыл бұрын

"You're not wrong, but--what?"

@fizziestsoda Жыл бұрын

"Check your flesh. As you can see here,I have no flesh." HAS ME ROLLING 😔

@kimberlytodd8750 Жыл бұрын

I think it said flash

@americaramirezsanchez77 Жыл бұрын

@@kimberlytodd8750 same

@luna_snowy7216 Жыл бұрын

It said flash

@MystiQuirin000srar Жыл бұрын

Same

@queenborealis Жыл бұрын

It's flesh. It's satire

@lithika01 14 күн бұрын

The audio really suits her❤❤❤

@NicoleAguilar-ft8ot 22 күн бұрын

The makeup reminds me about Neapolitan ice cream with a cherry🤤

@adifferentbrandofbeans2512 Жыл бұрын

“So as long as you look like a newborn baby, they are willing to mate with you” That got me😭 Edit: guys I know that child abuse is a crime, I'm just pointing out a funny part of the audio. Edit: yall arent gonna change my view of this audio so there's no point in fighting

@KitKat027 Жыл бұрын

You’ve never heard this audio?-

@crystalzz3159 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@6969xworldchamp Жыл бұрын

@@KitKat027 does it matter

@KitKat027 Жыл бұрын

@@6969xworldchamp no, im just saying for me I see it ALL over my fyp

@user-is5hg3xk8j Жыл бұрын

PeDOPhiLia

@emanuelcorreia7269 2 ай бұрын

BLEND IT BUTTON 👇

@user-vn8zg8fx6t Ай бұрын

Like begger

@trphoenix_. Ай бұрын

@@user-vn8zg8fx6tattention seeker

@lenax0109 Ай бұрын

Wtf- why did u say that she’s not even begging

@user-vn8zg8fx6t Ай бұрын

No the comment

@isabella-zb3rm Ай бұрын

@@user-vn8zg8fx6t😊😊

@emmapreppy111 Ай бұрын

BLEND IT!❤ 👇

@JackyRitch Ай бұрын

She really said, “BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT MY OFF” 🗣️🔥💯

@evry1fwanalol Жыл бұрын

I LOVE WHEN U USE THIS SOUND, IT JUST FITS SO WELL

@skipper0816 Жыл бұрын

yes!! it actually sounds like shes saying it

@evry1fwanalol Жыл бұрын

@@skipper0816 YESSSS

@simplysweet-back942 Жыл бұрын

@@evry1fwanalol she is saying it

@evry1fwanalol Жыл бұрын

@@simplysweet-back942 bahah no she's not

@Thew0rm Жыл бұрын

@@simplysweet-back942she isnt

@Newwlybotanist Жыл бұрын

This audio is never going to die, isn't it? Edit: plz stop aruging in the replies or stating that you wanna bully the creator or anything along the lines of it. Its rude, and the creator has asked people to stop using the audio. Just chill for a few seconds please.

@KoixKohaku Жыл бұрын

Nope

@gueorygirls2844 Жыл бұрын

i hate it

@peachyemi870 Жыл бұрын

Nope.

@M1ntP0ppy Жыл бұрын

Where's it from? Any links?

@peachyemi870 Жыл бұрын

@@M1ntP0ppy kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h9ueqt2Yu6uyhZs.html Original audio

@Feu_Meu Ай бұрын

I luv the makeup and this audio 😂

@Chill_St4r 10 күн бұрын

BLEND IT IN PLEASE I CANT WAIT!!!😭😭

@victoriapetrovai2530 Жыл бұрын

*"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church"* That got me💀✋

@greatguy5441 Жыл бұрын

this joke is old as dinosaurs.

@victoriapetrovai2530 Жыл бұрын

@@greatguy5441 Ikr

@victoriapetrovai2530 Жыл бұрын

@@SpartanR2010 Oh noo-

@stormmeex6502 Жыл бұрын

HERATIC

@Ghost_A.2 Жыл бұрын

666 likes lol

@folkloregirli Жыл бұрын

“if the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to call the church” i can’t 😂😂

@sarahnaif990 Жыл бұрын

That was so funny 😂 also I wash we could shapeshift 😎

@slay_queens616 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KarsonCyphers Ай бұрын

We can’t let them know

@ermWhat_theSigma 9 күн бұрын

“i had to pretend i was schizophrenic so he thought i was playing in cat shit”😭😭😭

@Applle-eater Жыл бұрын

"You look like a pterodactyl" "You are a pterodactyl 💀💀💀💀" *screech* 💀💀💀💀

@dawnwolf6755 Жыл бұрын

That part sounded (and looked) like a fnaf jumpscare lol

@kaitrose8099 Жыл бұрын

Me at first🤣 Me now not being able to breathe😨😤😮‍💨 I tried to make the pterodactyl noise…the sound that came out of my mouth will forever be remembered..🤣(I crack myself up)

@Cloud_Eats_IceCream Ай бұрын

I love pterodactyls!

@BobbieHenson Ай бұрын

Tetradecyl

@Jwpeditz2169 22 күн бұрын

@@Cloud_Eats_IceCream pteranodon

@reneditss Жыл бұрын

me waiting for her to blend: HOLY WHAT I NEVER REALIZED THIS GOT 32K LIKES..but it's not like I'm getting money out of it🤷‍♀️

@pinterestgirl4 Жыл бұрын

me 3

@maryy1370 Жыл бұрын

Me 4

@bubblybananas8124 Жыл бұрын

Me 5

@ricardosalazar7798 Жыл бұрын

Me 6

@icyyluv Жыл бұрын

Me 7

@Brb2life7128 Күн бұрын

This is the best thing I've ever seen. The voice with the content makes it perfect.

@Swiftie_Nation-qu6xn Ай бұрын

The background just gets me every time!😂😂

@StupidSeth 9 ай бұрын

"As long as you look like a newborn baby, men will mate with you." *Police sirens*

@user-tu4dg1lb3l 8 ай бұрын

loll underrated

@anonymous-el5zg 8 ай бұрын

*Fbi open up*

@ToXiCgAmEr-qp6hy 8 ай бұрын

This is way to underrated fr

@AcePlayz896 8 ай бұрын

cap

@Y0URL0V3_1 8 ай бұрын

@@AcePlayz896bro shut up u don’t even watch her

@jillianbutler9847 8 ай бұрын

"If men know we can shapeshift, they will tell the church!" So true 💀💀

@SuperWoods26 7 ай бұрын

men know and find it unattractive soo yeah.. as long as youre doing your makeup for yourself and not for men's approval there should be no problem with my comment. just sharing my man thoughts.

@nycgingercat 7 ай бұрын

😂

@maritzagarnica3550 7 ай бұрын

Guess who knows now meeee

@NineT_MadFox 11 күн бұрын

“So he would think I was playing in cat shit” FR FR GOT ME-

@Cottoncandy__gt Ай бұрын

'Men love teradactle..squee!'got me laughing

@CoolSkeleton-oc4wc Жыл бұрын

"If men will find out we can shapeshift, they are going to tell the church"

@lilBunny98649 Жыл бұрын

it do be true

@John-fo4lz Жыл бұрын

We know you're lying to us, we always have

@greyzilla4145 Жыл бұрын

Its true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@katebush2433 Жыл бұрын

Camilo and Mrs. Weems be like: 🫠

@lizepinktea2.096 Жыл бұрын

As a girl I can say that is true.😌

@YumiYummii Жыл бұрын

“Men don’t like nostrils.” “You want to look like a pterodactyl.” THAT GOT ME! 😂

@ihateverythingaboutyou99 8 күн бұрын

Love your sense of humor

@user-de9en4fy6g 8 күн бұрын

BLENNDDD IITTTTT 😭

@KOOL-AID_9 Жыл бұрын

"So he would think i was playing in cat sh!t" that got me on the floor🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I don't know if I'm going crazy because I have never got that many likes before im going crazy thank u so much😭

@victoriaburstein3839 Жыл бұрын

They never said thst

@faemae7012 Жыл бұрын

@@victoriaburstein3839 it did

@zELDApaya1989 Жыл бұрын

@@victoriaburstein3839 it did

@045- Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

@Ben-uw8wx Жыл бұрын

Damn right i love teridactals

@andreapalladino5694 17 күн бұрын

You want to look like A pterodactyl 😂❤ got me

@beans8938 Ай бұрын

“Men love pterodactyls” got me rolling

@PumpkinPie_Pup 8 ай бұрын

The "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church". Apsalutly killed me

@sharnmclachlan9752 8 ай бұрын

@sylviasmith5923 8 ай бұрын

*absolutely

@MoviesFreeGalore 8 ай бұрын

Who the fuck writes like that.

@lacunalshadow 8 ай бұрын

The original video that this audio is from is amazing, everyone should watch it lol

@sternritter_d 8 ай бұрын

@@lacunalshadowi cant find ot

@JJJR-so4gb 9 ай бұрын

“If the men find out we can SHAP SHIFT their going to tell the church.”💀💀💀

@Strangerxthingsoffic 9 ай бұрын

Bro spell shape right next time

@Boy_whose_friends_are_girls 9 ай бұрын

@@Strangerxthingsoffic bro correct him right next time🤓🤓

@Boy_whose_friends_are_girls 9 ай бұрын

@@Strangerxthingsoffic🤓”Bro spell shape right next time”🤓

@WhenElementsTouch 9 ай бұрын

i told the church all ready

@beanieboo-M.K.Y 9 ай бұрын

we can’t let them know

@frankkratz5999 Ай бұрын

Halloween came early 😆😅🤣

@Thania-gm6vs Ай бұрын

The scream at the end 😭 got me 💀

@luisderivas6005 Жыл бұрын

Rule #1 - Don't mate with someone crazier than you. Rule #2 - See rule #1.

@emilijaduplessis139 9 ай бұрын

True

@aryabotticello5004 9 ай бұрын

So never mate with me? 😢

@nicholasreyez3721 9 ай бұрын

@@aryabotticello5004well someone will probably be your mate either way and honestly I can’t relate but you know who is NOT going to have a mate, this KZfaqr

@aryabotticello5004 9 ай бұрын

@@nicholasreyez3721 lol

@PamLinebaugh42 9 ай бұрын

Well by looking at title of other videoes on her channel I have to agree with 1

@TheOuroborosLoop 8 ай бұрын

As a man; I can confirm that we indeed DO love pterodactyls.

@clorocks3401 7 ай бұрын

So many guys in the comments saying they love pterodactyls, and that they can confirm that men are stupid. LIKE STOP TRYING, SHES NOT GONNA GIVE YOU ATTENTION

@hamper22 7 ай бұрын

Or perhaps they are just having a laugh and not trying to get her attention.

@AsahiAkemi_ty_for_600_subs 7 ай бұрын

@@clorocks3401okay, so I'm not sure if you've heard of this before, but there's this thing, its going to sound very weird I know, but its called a joke😵

@NERV287 7 ай бұрын

Men don't need to try. Love for pterodactyls comes naturally and without effort.

@jndvs95 7 ай бұрын

@@NERV287i must be faulty. I dnt particularly care for pterodactyls. When I was younger, I loved velociraptors thanks to Jurassic Park and finding out they could communicate like birds. Now that I'm older, I love the sauropods more. They were impressive feats of nature by themselves, but the fact that they could swing their massive tails like a whip blows my mind.

@LeadTamerTrainerMeepSheriSheep Ай бұрын

'they are willing to mate eith you' made me giggle

@charliemccrady6987 9 күн бұрын

When she says "eliminate the nose," it looks like Rodoph the red nose reindeer!😂

@melaniecabrera9241 Жыл бұрын

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, their going to tell the church” . Very true-

@milkshake4082 Жыл бұрын

I think they know I think they found out we can shapes shift

@zsolthodivegh305 8 ай бұрын

@@milkshake4082 we are gathering out forces this moment. Amen

@Kat-il4gg Жыл бұрын

“You can pretend you have no nostrils” “Men don’t like nostrils” wow. I love this video.

@namedrop721 Жыл бұрын

The audio is from Sailor J who no longer posts free hilarious content because everyone steals it

@matthewking6587 Жыл бұрын

414 likes and 1 reply let me fix that

@lareina9071 Жыл бұрын

It’s @taryntino21. That’s where the Audio Comes from. She’s hilarious.

@annabourbon Жыл бұрын

So basically Voldemort

@FoxyBoxery Жыл бұрын

@@annabourbon Voldemort is best waifu

@MyahWelton-kp3rw 13 күн бұрын

Your cat is SO CUTE 💗💗💗💗🤩

@WinterPayne 12 күн бұрын

Pterodactyls line, kills me 😂😂

@harley_kay_ 8 ай бұрын

"I'm poor" *pulls out Fenty products*

@scoobydoobydoooo 8 ай бұрын

dat y she poor

@thebabscat 8 ай бұрын

Because the audio belongs to another woman that this chick never gives credit to. Sailor J

@Anyya.333 7 ай бұрын

"I regret buying both..."

@ddchandler 7 ай бұрын

IKR ? 😂😂😂

@user-ok7kz8ru2q 7 ай бұрын

As a man I have to ask is that like a Maserati of makeup?

@mihewi5301 8 ай бұрын

"IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT, THEY'RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH" "MEN WILL BE BEWITCHED AND HAND OVER THEIR WALLETS" AHH😂😂😂

@user-dh8mm4pu4k 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Mixen1Actual 8 ай бұрын

Only in your dreams and delusions, Men are waking up and are becoming impervious to your bullshit.

@iplaystudiosoc 8 ай бұрын

Yep hide behind chemical mixtures because your too denying to admit that yall sre just as ugly as the rest of us 😁

@LoriCrabtree31 8 ай бұрын

If you didn't know, this skit belongs to another creator.

@mihewi5301 8 ай бұрын

@@LoriCrabtree31 ik it's like a trend

@1therianforlife1 Ай бұрын

The "ANHHHHHHHHHHHH" got me dying 😂

@littledove2010 28 күн бұрын

I know this word for word and it is always playing in my head when I'm putting makeup on for school 😂😂

@SootherousNoise Жыл бұрын

"If the men find out we can shape shift they are going to tell the church." Had me laughing for a bit.😂

@clarenceworley3714 Жыл бұрын

That's the line that hooked me into watching until the end..and I kept thinking she was going to blend all that make-up together but I just couldn't figure out how lol

@doriondouglas6176 Жыл бұрын

when I was in a relationship (my first) I had honest to god no idea how much makeup can change someone 😂

@KelsiChristine Жыл бұрын

The original voice over is from sailor Jay. And her entire video is absolutely hysterical. This is just a clip of audio from it.

@loki3991 Жыл бұрын

Yeah that line had me hooked

@GIboy1990 Жыл бұрын

666 likes? That's it. I'm telling the pope

@Eggs759 7 ай бұрын

“Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets” 💀

@B0nnie. 6 ай бұрын

Hell naw I have a sister I know about make up

@Foxylove300 5 ай бұрын

I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN I SAY THIS

@Valid_Shortz 3 ай бұрын

You won’t get me much out of mine

@lillygroves-yw8tb Ай бұрын

lol

@sunny_fxiry21 Ай бұрын

THIS SONG IS AMAZING BUT ALSO CRAZY I LOVE IT

@user-oz9ri4ne4z Ай бұрын

Contour is a very dangerous game ✨✨✨

@milliewest1423 Жыл бұрын

“I had to pretend I was schizophrenic and I was playing in cat shit.” 😵 I’m dead

@045- Жыл бұрын

Saaaame

@raccoonmushroomed8278 Жыл бұрын

Man I’m dead 💀

@Grxce923 Жыл бұрын

So is my grandma ;-;

@kadeorade5296 Жыл бұрын

I mean its stupid. You don’t need to pretend to be schizophrenic to pretend to play in cat shit. Pretending to be schizophrenic isn’t pretending to play in cat shit, that’s not what schizophrenia is.

@raccoonmushroomed8278 Жыл бұрын

@@kadeorade5296 Exactly! I have a friend whose schizophrenic and has a lot of other mental illnesses and I see him suffer and it’s terrible. One time he had a delusion of getting kidnapped which is terrible.

@_Alexialz_Dragonz_ 8 ай бұрын

"MEN WILL BE BEWITCHED! AN HAN OVER THEIR WALLETS!" 😂😂

@Ur_Fav_Wild_Lilly 7 ай бұрын

And* Hand*

@ultimav3868 7 ай бұрын

lol and* hand*

@mariabland2318 7 ай бұрын

No as a man I wouldn’t I would say Idgf ( on my alt yt account so don’t mine the name

@NPC-sb3ih 7 ай бұрын

Simps*

@zuzuzone 7 ай бұрын

Acthually i was seeing the comments, and when i saw ur comment the dialogue camed😂😂

@HerbertPoe 9 күн бұрын

This is really fantastic!

@gatorgpw 9 күн бұрын

“ men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets “ to good 😂😂😂

@marymurphy2597 Жыл бұрын

“If men find out we can shape shift they will tell the local church” ahhhh I’m going to the church

@secrecy3915 Жыл бұрын

But if they find out they can shapeshift too, they'll commit heresies like a normal person.

@epicuser9220 Жыл бұрын

Man I wish I could shape shift

@cjearnest203 Жыл бұрын

QUICK TELL THE DEACONS

@shototodoroni2687 Жыл бұрын

WAIT NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US

@Sh0cKw4v3yt Жыл бұрын

Yes finnaly we can end them TO THE CHURCH WE GO

@GirlyPop- Жыл бұрын

“To pretend I was playing in cat shit so he’d leave me alone”💀

@edd1027 Жыл бұрын

Tells much about her. .

@user-lh9xj3lw1h Ай бұрын

‘Men love pterodactyls’😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t with her😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BrendanDMurphy 29 күн бұрын

This had me laughing inwardly from the start, but the pterodactyl line at the end broke me and now I'm crying... 😂

@_bread_for_all_ Жыл бұрын

"If the men find out we can shape shift their gonna tell the church" lol that got me dying💀 of laughter🤣 Edit:I didn’t notice I got 1K likes! TYSM GUYSSS THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVER GOTTEN! Edit2: Not to be that one person but I just have to- MOM IM FAMOUSSSS 🤓👆

@capitolservice3763 Жыл бұрын

TRUE

@EarlHollander Жыл бұрын

Nah, we will try to study it, through dissections, X-rays.. and also asking you to shape shift into a pretty little cutie to do stuff with

@capitolservice3763 Жыл бұрын

@@EarlHollander No

@an3nome 8 ай бұрын

@@carpaltunneler286she deleted her account after people kept not crediting her for this exact audio

@KaiShillot 21 күн бұрын

Bruh they will be bewitched and hand over their wallet 😂😂😂😂

@umbraviventem 8 ай бұрын

"You want to look like a pterodactyl, men love pterodactyls" That was fucking great.

@urahara64360 8 ай бұрын

I think that's best male equivalent of bitches love cannons

@rasmuswhitehorn5240 8 ай бұрын

I think most men would be quite impressed if a girl gave them a pterodactyl. Definitely got some rizz with that

@therandomnpc1655 8 ай бұрын

She isn't lying pterodactyls are awesome

@krismichaeldreemurr7818 8 ай бұрын

Nah sorry I like wemon who are not this QI'yaH

@PlagueDoctorCosplayer 8 ай бұрын

“ÆAEEEEEEEEEE” 💀💀💀

@camilaMu123 Ай бұрын

bro she literally owns this audio

@HollyLuYa94 Ай бұрын

I love that woman's video! She is hilarious!

@Canopiee 8 ай бұрын

Her skincare routine must be GODLY if she applies this much makeup and has no breaking out issues

@EclipseLleuad 8 ай бұрын

The key is to wash your face well. I double cleanse every time I wear makeup, even if it's just light makeup. Get it ALL off. A good skincare routine will help, but not if makeup, dirt, and oil is still on your face.

@brendanboyd617 8 ай бұрын

🎉😢😢😢🎉🎉😢,😢,

@aleyaparvin1977 Жыл бұрын

Sydney : I'm poor so i have this contour palette and this contour palette Also her: makes 1 hundred layers challenge

@jessicamichelle1025 Жыл бұрын

While she shows name brand makeup …which makes this even more funny! 💄😅

@miahleon7167 20 күн бұрын

Rudolf, the red noise reindeer 😂😂

@glenncox350 18 күн бұрын

The ahhhhh was personal😂

@Tess_wright Жыл бұрын

“I’m poor, so I have this contour pallet and this contour stick” Pulls out fenty 💀

@sophiafreeman893 Жыл бұрын

Right and have you seen her house

@Tess_wright Жыл бұрын

@@sophiafreeman893 BYE 😭

@benjaminwolf9801 Жыл бұрын

It isn't her audio she is just lip syncing

@sarahwilliams1454 12 сағат бұрын

The screech had me on the floor oh and if the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the church you mean the world 🌎 those two lines had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊

@idontreallycare1233 29 күн бұрын

“I’m poor, so” MY EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING 😭😭

@thecharleechannel7740 7 ай бұрын

“I am poor” *Has fenty beauty*

@duchessdaily7609 6 ай бұрын

Omg yassss

@Sunset_water Жыл бұрын

"Once a man walked in on me contouring,so I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he'd think I was playing in cat shit." Girly what-😭😭😭

@Loki_is_good 9 ай бұрын

U know its an adio

@vxmp.rodrigo 9 ай бұрын

It’s catchet not cat shit btw

@TheAntiChristsPlusOne 9 ай бұрын

@@vxmp.rodrigoit IS cat shit tho,

@FailedKomaedakisser.. 9 ай бұрын

@chaoticemo6413I mean we dunno, she isn't the original audio so-

@Kimmysplayground 9 ай бұрын

It is cat shit not catchet

@jadelynboyle3832 Ай бұрын

"If the men find out we can Shapeshft there going to tell the church" lmao love the vid btw❤😂😊

@HerbertBelloc 11 күн бұрын

Your voice is angelic.

@Julibuliii58 Жыл бұрын

“ because men are stupid . As long as you look like a new born baby, they will accept you.”😂😂😂😂😂😂 this audio is killing me

@luvxoxundertalehazbinhotel1835 Жыл бұрын

@@jordyloyie9190😐 that's not what they said...

@Garbage_girl Жыл бұрын

@@jordyloyie9190 by the way it’s a joke audio

@nevaehfigaro5695 Жыл бұрын

@@jordyloyie9190 first of all check your grammar second of all it's a joke and boys talk the same way about girls in their videos so it's fair ether way

@jordyloyie9190 Жыл бұрын

@@nevaehfigaro5695 chill I know already

@Dontneednobody_ Жыл бұрын

@@nevaehfigaro5695 um I barely hear men talking about this to women

@jarvy251 8 ай бұрын

"Men love Pterodactyls" Man here, you got us

@Keags0072 8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@Theanimateddevice358 8 ай бұрын

it’s actually pteradon-oops sorry!dino nerd here-oops got myself again!there not even Dino’s!-oops prehistoric creature nerd here sorry

@FaUltiFloor 8 ай бұрын

They're cool

@Ivanofkoshinkansokanryu 8 ай бұрын

frfr

@purelitenite 8 ай бұрын

Damn it! Who told her?

@BreadLoaf.ToastedToast Ай бұрын

YOU MUST BLEND IT!! 💖💖💖

@Mal-xq2bh 28 күн бұрын

Why did I find this so hilarious? I’m literally rolling 🤣🤣🤣

@benjamindingman8822 Жыл бұрын

Audio is from a former KZfaqr who quit partly because she was tired of people using her sound bites without crediting her.

@RtistiqSkubie Жыл бұрын

you not doing her any favors by ALSO not telling us her name.

@kingace6186 Жыл бұрын

@@RtistiqSkubie THAT'S WHAT I WAS FUCKING THINKING. LIKE WHAT'S HER NAME!?

@benjamindingman8822 Жыл бұрын

@@RtistiqSkubie Sailor J. She deleted her account last I checked

@benjamindingman8822 Жыл бұрын

@@kingace6186 Sailor J, she's HILARIOUS but I believe she deleted her account.

@phoenixwing5133 Жыл бұрын

bruh fr? no way I love Sailor J I haven't checked in for a while I didn't know she deleted her account

@musicallypotter 2 ай бұрын

“ you could pretend you have no nostrils” Voldemort has been very quiet since this has came out

@Ararami Ай бұрын

He's out trying to impress them men

@SalFisherAndGizmo 27 күн бұрын

Voldy Moldy Is gay...✊️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@AddyKelley Ай бұрын

Why does that voice fit her so much🤣

@mbburke3780 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂This was awesome !!!

@FsOkXy Ай бұрын

“Men are stupid…” Glad to know, I’ve been wondering for years😂

@kayceemaira719 Жыл бұрын

I love the part when she shows us the blending Edit: tysm guys I’ve never gotten that many likes

@Balloon7549 Жыл бұрын

What???

@cinnamontoastcrunch9662 Жыл бұрын

@cathrin row do you not understand the joke

@mellost Жыл бұрын

Same

@fl4meb0y Жыл бұрын

take this dear friend kzfaq.infoEt6vn93rPFo?feature=share

@CHXRRYXXBXMB Жыл бұрын

she blends it here kzfaq.infoEt6vn93rPFo?feature=share

@AvaLilly-yl9rm Ай бұрын

"If they find iut we can shape shuft there going to tell the church" the got me rolling

@powerofphilosophising2513 Ай бұрын

If men find out we can shape shift they are going to tell the church Got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JASP3R_TH3TH3R1AN 9 ай бұрын

Whoever is the original creator of this audio is a legend💀-

@user-oe7yl5lt5h 9 ай бұрын

It was Kallmekris - she does so many voices it’s hilarious

@elenarelan2274 9 ай бұрын

@@user-oe7yl5lt5hIt was KallmeKris really? I thought it was someone else

@KittyTrackz 9 ай бұрын

@@user-oe7yl5lt5h no it’s not kallmekris

@mrorange1225 9 ай бұрын

a sexist bastard*

@AFarmerCalledChicken 9 ай бұрын

Except it wasn’t. It was Sailor J and she has stated that she doesn’t want people to use the audio

@ch3ckerd 8 ай бұрын

"If the men find out we can shape-shift, THEY'RE GONG TO TELL THE CHURCH." now THAT, that was a quote and a half Edit: HOLY SH*T 800 LIKES, WTAF ADAJFSJAJAJAJG Edit 2: GUYS SERIOUSLY SLOW DOWN THE LIKES, MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE BLOWING UP

@Wolf_gamer7490 8 ай бұрын

DONT TELL THEM THAT

@noname-dq9uf 8 ай бұрын

Uh, I think it too late.

@Poohandler 8 ай бұрын

This is so silly I'm sure men are aware of contour and how ugly women can become pretty with buckets of makeup

@misheelmisn.3826 8 ай бұрын

@NANOOK32

@Poohandler 8 ай бұрын

@Jennifurrball I'm aloud an opinion and why are you so defensive maybe your not the best looking and use buckets of makeup

@Nina24-lv2rc 18 күн бұрын

I've watched this over 12 times bc I was laughing so hard I couldn't scroll

@charusockanathan2842 Ай бұрын

Casually starts a whole trend 😂

@risingsungamer214 Жыл бұрын

"You can pretend you have no nostrils, men don't like nostrils" *DYING IN LAUGHS*

@CatherineMcClain Жыл бұрын

What's sad is, I have actually gotten negative comments on my nostrils by at least one man online because my nostrils aren't tiny. There are men that hate nostrils so much they will find a random girl online with larger nostrils to tell her she's ugly because of her nostrils.

@SurjeetKumar-cl7xj Жыл бұрын

And we all know how we feel about the "One Who Should Not Be Named"

@THE_RADIANCE Жыл бұрын

Oh I just don't like human features in general. That's why I hate the new halo series and that one scene in mandalorian. Also the reason why I love stormtroopers and masks

@ariannaandiris7141 Жыл бұрын

600 like

@Not_Tia Жыл бұрын

“Once a man walked in on me while I was contouring and I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he would think that I was playing in cat shit so he’d leave me alone” bro that killed me 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀