The Craziest Inventions Tier List
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Human ingenuity knows no bounds. From a skeleton meant to elicit confessions from criminals to a butt-kicking machine to a baby delivery device that shoots the baby out with centrifugal force, these are some actual ideas that actual people have gotten actual patents for. God help us all.
Here are the patents:
The Crime Skeleton
patents.google.com/patent/US1...
High Five Apparatus
patents.google.com/patent/US5...
Butt Kicking Machine
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Butt Kicking Machine X4
patents.google.com/patent/US6...
Toilet Breather
patents.google.com/patent/US4...
Saluting Hat
patents.google.com/patent/US5...
Rat Treadmill
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Brass Monkey Ball Drop
www.planetpatent.com/wp-conte...
Plow Gun
www.planetpatent.com/wp-conte...
Bathing Machine
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Baby Flinger
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patents.google.com/patent/US6...
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Intro Sketch
3:34 - History of Patents
6:29 - The Crime Skeleton
8:19 - The High Five Machine
9:38 - Butt Kicking Machine
12:39 - Toilet Breathing Hose
14:18 - Saluting Device
15:19 - Rat Treadmill
17:18 - Brass Monkey Ball Drop
18:14 - The Plow Gun
19:15 - Automated Bathing Facility
21:45 - Sponsor - Brilliant
23:00 - The Baby Flinger
@salahudeeniqbal3460 Жыл бұрын
Can we just agree joe has the most diverse dining room possible? What other room has acted as a boardroom, the location of a time travel bubble and an ASMR testing facility
@ku8721 Жыл бұрын
Also where the famous debate of Math vs Maths occurred!
@diyeana Жыл бұрын
@@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 so fast forward. I love the skits, and I'm positive I'm not alone in that love. They're far superior to "middle school skits." Joe includes timestamps in the show notes and you can also see them in the line itself.
@lindaseel9986 Жыл бұрын
@@diyeana Well said, well said! 😊
@BigArt1970 Жыл бұрын
@@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 Geez grumpy, get over yourself and make your own videos.
@JoshuaRolen Жыл бұрын
I live in the same city where Joe Armstrong who invented the 4-foot butt-kicker lived!
@atoth62 Жыл бұрын
Automated bathing facility sounds like something out of a Wallace and Gromit skit.
@brieanastraiton3665 Жыл бұрын
Legit there's a Shawn the sheep episode where the sheep build a human bath for the farmer bc he's gross. They like tied him to a lawn chair when he's asleep and attach him to this crazy pulley system that takes him through the pool that they filled with soap while they have scrubbies on sticks to scrub him then out of the water and through a collection of fans and hair dryers. There's more to it but that's the gist. And yes I have a 6 yo who loves Shawn the sheep and we watch almost daily lol. It's a pretty funny spin off of Wallace and gromit
@PixelPenguin77 Жыл бұрын
should be S tier tbh
@shadnlyd Жыл бұрын
Cracking wash, Gromit!
@KristianWontroba Жыл бұрын
Sans the conveyance part, it couldbe a fun novelty for a beach area/water park I guess? 😂
@ericemenhiser5781 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the Jetson's
@TimeBucks Жыл бұрын
Great intro Joe
@Radhakrishna98481 Жыл бұрын
website is good
@yapabopi4773 Жыл бұрын
Good 🌄🌄
@electronicsfunda5727 Жыл бұрын
Nice video
@mgoncalves2011 Жыл бұрын
👍
@SumuShamantha Жыл бұрын
Good
@lasthopeofhumanity Жыл бұрын
The metal monkey is an expertly nailed dad-pun on the phrase "It's freezing in here, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"
@codahighland Жыл бұрын
That funky monkey!
@ned_frankly Жыл бұрын
That chunky monkey!
@skpy7062 11 ай бұрын
This is an actual thing. The brass frames on old war ships that held the pyramid of cannon balls on deck were called brass monkeys. When the temperature dropped far enough, the 'monkey' would shrink and the cannon balls would roll off!
@codahighland 11 ай бұрын
@@skpy7062 Sadly, that's apocryphal. A monkey was a naval slang term for a gun, yes, and they could be made of brass, but they could be made of iron too. And the expressions go far beyond just that one -- "talk the tail off of a brass monkey" is another saying that obviously can't be based on cannonballs.
@stew8584 10 ай бұрын
I still use this term today , and its "Brass Monkey Weather"
@fulmerduckworth8281 Жыл бұрын
I'm a nurse who works with dementia patients. In my opinion about the human car was is it should be in the F category. Traumatizing the patient is an understatement. When bathing confused patients the best solution for doing it safely is direct human interaction. We have to bath our patients as calmly as possible and communicate with them the entire time. Constant reassuring that they are ok. The whole issue with cleaning confused patients is they do not understand what we are doing and why we are doing it. From their perspective they almost always feel like they are being attacked and which is why they fight us. The more we can reassure them that we are helping and not attacking the better things go.
@Thelango99 Жыл бұрын
Back in the 60's, the future dream was having as many tasks done by machine as possible. There even existed a fast food resturant that made the burgers with next to no human intervention (when it didn't break down ofc).
@andrewroberts4577 Жыл бұрын
I thought of this more for able-minded individuals who may have physical disabilities that prevent them from washing themselves without assistance. It could provide a level independence and avoid uncomfortable situations where a caregiver would normally have to assist in bathing. My Grandmother died from a fall in the shower bc she didn't want her caregiver to help. This would have saved her life.
@joescott Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see I was right to be creeped out by it.
@InknbeansPress Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the fact that you are a person who cares for dementia patients and also watches Joe Scott. I also appreciate that you took the time to educate all of us a little bit about the serious, sobering realities of those experiencing dementia. Thank you.
@offgridcarnivore Жыл бұрын
Screw that and them to Canada for end of life care
@davidadams421 Жыл бұрын
"For every quantum computer, there's a monkey ball dropper.", Joe Scott, 2023. I never thought I'd be hearing that when I woke up this morning.
@liammcnulty7677 11 ай бұрын
“For every Quantum Computer there is a Monkey Ball Dropper” truly words to live by
@KG-VanityInKnickers Жыл бұрын
That centrifugal birthing table... I laughed so hard. And when you mentioned the net, all I could think was "that's going to leave a mark". 😂😂
@drtruth4282 10 ай бұрын
To find a person with a permanent net scar should be the primary mission of all of us now! We could then and only then determine if this patent was ever put into production. 😆 Thank you, KG!
@jacquelynsmith2351 6 ай бұрын
I wanna send to MDJ for her to review...
@nancycowell-miller4321 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Part 2! And I'm glad you brought the silly sketch opening back! ❤
@pvic6959 Жыл бұрын
why stop at 2?? lets have a part 2,3,4, AND 5!
@octoscorpion2506 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe he said "can't get someone to touch your little wee wee". I'm still recovering from that 😂
@AvangionQ Жыл бұрын
When part 2 comes out, keep this tier list and expand upon it.
@codecane77 Жыл бұрын
He should bring those characters back with every part!
@pvic6959 Жыл бұрын
@@codecane77 amazing idea!! YES
@mattegan3439 Жыл бұрын
Not sure about in the US, but in certain parts of the UK, to say 'It's'Brass Monkeys', means it's very cold. Comes from the phrase, "Freeze the balls off a brass monkey" which had something to do with the means of transporting cannon balls around a ship - when it got cold, the metal would contract, and the cannon balls would fall off it... so the legend goes.
@iangelling Жыл бұрын
I think it’s just colloquial. I’m sure Joe would know this, but apparently the contraction rate of brass would mean that the monkey would have to be huge, or the temperature drop enormous. Like 100c.
@EctoMorpheus Жыл бұрын
This is great, now I just need a science / DIY KZfaqr like Nighthawkinlight or Nilered to actually freeze the balls off a brass monkey statue
@mattgonzales774 Жыл бұрын
a brass monkey is oj in beer lol
@justinnatasmai4503 Жыл бұрын
Brass monkey....that funky monkey
@mattegan3439 Жыл бұрын
@@mattgonzales774 Is that how Oranjeboom is made?
@liamcollinson5695 11 ай бұрын
The crime skeleton is just so fun its the sort of thing Disney would make if they owned a prison
@netgnostic1627 10 ай бұрын
I want one.
@GodfatherXXI 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@GodfatherXXI 6 ай бұрын
@@netgnostic1627 😂😂😂
@jayrey5390 Жыл бұрын
This could easily become a series - easy enough to create and research while entertaining and educational! More please!
@giovannyrosales9882 Жыл бұрын
Make part two
@EasyWind013 11 ай бұрын
The intro? Or the episode? Yes...I'm being sarcastic.
@giovannyrosales9882 11 ай бұрын
@@EasyWind013 the episode
@cjc363636 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, creepy guy selling ideas to billionaire guy could work for sure! Joe! That's good quality sketch comedy.
@SlyPearTree Жыл бұрын
I like that the birthing machine rings a bell when done, that way the doctor does not have to pay attention to the process, they can do something else, like catch up on their reading.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc Жыл бұрын
Advanced models come with umbilical cord snippers and clampers, plus one of those high-five machines adapted to administer a light slap to the baby's backside so it will start to breathe.
@FLPhotoCatcher Жыл бұрын
I think it would work if it spun at least three times faster. After the kids popped out on it grow up, they will always walk like captain Jack Sparrow, but at least they have a good excuse.
@aaronarmstrong9776 Жыл бұрын
Or smoke cigarettes
@gcasarotto Жыл бұрын
You should make an episode 2, make up a fake patent and mix it in for the audience to guess
@AvengeTheThrone Жыл бұрын
That sounds awesome
@nicholasadams2374 Жыл бұрын
Love that idea!! I would already guess the butt kicking machine was a fake. LOL
@Glocktopus1 Жыл бұрын
This is an amazing idea
@0neIntangible Жыл бұрын
Definitely more episodes like this, perhaps a series or develop into another of Joe's sub channels. Fans could also possibly submit ideas to Joe, to have an audience vote on; which one(s) could be submitted for an actual patent application, and could be crowd funded by us fans, for the investigative inquiry (discovery of prior similar applications), as well as lawyers and filing costs, if not too prohibitive. Or mebbe not. "Cordless hammer" was one of my favourite goofy quips to my colleagues, when I was in the electrical trade a few years back.
@papermario3982 Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant! I hope he sees this!
@jimjam7830 Жыл бұрын
I love your opening skits. Not many educational content creators do that and it's entertaining af
@madhumadhu-pb2yz 11 ай бұрын
Yes
@msalazar1879 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a multi-part series is needed Joe. This subject has so much potential. Perhaps an on-going, never ending series. And in a vernacular reminiscent of you Joe, “highly inspirational”. Who knows what great inventions will spawn from your bringing to light these mind blowing ideas. Even better would be to find the working model of some of these. The possibilities, as with the patent content, seem endless…… I truly enjoy your work, Joe.
@trevinbeattie4888 Жыл бұрын
14:21 I remember seeing the “saluting device” way back when I was a kid, also known as a “self-tipping hat”. As I recall, the idea was that the device would lift up the hat when the wearer tipped his head forward through the movement of the pendulum in front, allowing hands-free operation. I’m not certain where I read this from, but a quick Google search suggests the book “Weird & Wacky Inventions” by Jim Murphy (1978).
@conclavecabal.h0rriphic Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Necessity. The mother of invention. Chronic hat tipping syndrome is no joke.
@squelchstuff Жыл бұрын
The salute is said to have originated in the Middle Ages. Knights, passing each other on the road, would lift the visor on their helmets so they might recognise each other and as a mark of respect.
@ASHl33164 Жыл бұрын
Joe, I humbly ask you to PLEASE make a part 2, I’m sick and this really brightened my day!
@joescott Жыл бұрын
Sorry you’re not feeling good.
@ASHl33164 Жыл бұрын
@@joescott Awh thanks! I’ll be okay, thanks for the video to help me feel better. My fiancée and I love your channel!
@MrGaborKukucska Жыл бұрын
Here for part too 🙌 and for your full recovery ✨️
@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite patents was a mouse trap design. It consisted of a pressure plate and a lever. It also had a device to hold a revolver pistol. That's right. This patent is for a mouse trap conversion kit for a firearm.
@rustomkanishka 6 ай бұрын
That's extremely American. It's overkill, it might harm bystanders, but FREEDOM.
@seanmeiller9442 Жыл бұрын
As a patent examiner, one of my favorite sayings in the job is "stupid gets patents"
@panhandlejake6200 11 ай бұрын
Examiners (& patent attorneys) are a special breed. I have read MANY competitor patents as well as filed several of my own. The phraseology used in patents was very hard to get used to and it is still difficult to interpret in order to understand the specification in a patent. The claims are a little easier. I know that the purpose of the approach is to minimize how an explanation may be interpreted, but it does introduce its own level of confusion.
@HippiHelmet Жыл бұрын
I worked in a Patent Drafting office for a bunch of years and the 2 craziest things we did was a Space Elevator from a Doctor in Jamaica and a "Perpetual Motion" Device with magnets. We did a lot of Army/Navy things too. Those were mostly flow charts and diagrams with phrases like "Victim Array" and "Less than Lethal" on them.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc Жыл бұрын
Your comment deserves WAY more clicks.
@nathanielacton3768 Жыл бұрын
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc He can't. 18 hours ago he was disappeared for talking about Perpetual motion and DoD in the same post.
@HippiHelmet Жыл бұрын
Well my "REDACTED" told me if I mentioned "REDACTED" then I'd "REDACTED", so I guess I'll be headed to "REDACTED" for the time being.
@HippiHelmet Жыл бұрын
The perpetual motion device was a private citizen and he patented the idea, not the functionally. Cause that doesn't exist. Seriously, we did some cool stuff for Lockheed Martin. Like those high altitude balloons and lots of equipment adaptation for the F-16.
@Andytlp Жыл бұрын
@@HippiHelmet 😆😆😆🤫😄😐😬 haha. Perpetual motion... without somehow breaking the known laws of physics, good luck with that, random private citizen. FBI: get him bois he knows too much.
@Bran-don321 Жыл бұрын
This skit really shows the range you have. You sir are an excellent educator, you have a knack for making learning painless and fun. I think a part two would definitely be worth making.
@ahuber Жыл бұрын
My 13 year old daughter has severe mental and physical challenges, including cerebral palsy and autism. When you were first describing the people car wash, I agreed it seemed creepy and inhumane. But on second thought, my daughter loves water and wind and would probably really enjoy a people wash "ride". I don't think she experiences embarrassment, but she is strong enough to hurt herself and others. I don't know how people could be comfortably secured and still get thoroughly cleaned, but I can see the appeal.
@Aconitum_napellus Жыл бұрын
Give her a hug and/or whatever ever makes her feel happy from me.
@steveg6199 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't against the idea of the invention of a machine that washes a human that can't wash themselves properly. But I would definitely alter the design of it to be more humane. How about a dunk-tank Jacuzzi kind of design instead?
@drippingwax Жыл бұрын
I once bought a car wash nozzle with a soap dispenser and ever since have wanted a body wash dispenser built into my shower head, maybe with a foaming brush attachment.
@drippingwax Жыл бұрын
@@Aconitum_napellus My brother with autism hates hugs--so I make sure that I hug him regularly.
@lexmachina8961 Жыл бұрын
Nah, that's just a stupid idea. Whatever your mental or physical state, you should never be tied when in a fragile situation (naked). If mobility or mental state is an issue, you treat humans individually and humanely, not like a car. This is by no means a problem solver or an improvement in the way we treat people.
@eworr 11 ай бұрын
There was an expression that was very popular back in the 1980s in Britain and Ireland: "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey". It sounded great (hey, the 1980s, ok) but few people knew where it had come from. It was an expression used in the navy, I believe. A brass monkey was the name of a kind of frame made of brass that held stacked cannon balls (made of iron). When things got really cold, the (cannon) balls would develop a layer of frozen condensation (water), which could cause them to fall of the brass monkey (the cannonball holder). Hence the frase, "it's real brass-monkey weather" or "it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey". So some wiseass has decided to produce a brass monkey dropping balls based on a particular temperature - brilliant if you were alive and swearing in the 1980s in Britain and/or Ireland.
@friddevonfrankenstein Жыл бұрын
He had me at "pours the milk before the cereal". She sounds like an absolute psychopath.
@0o0eM Жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear that in some cultures people actually warm their milk first (more sensible way), or put the two together - regardless the order - and then put it in the microwave (crazy way, also my way)
@Andytlp Жыл бұрын
@@0o0eM why would you heat it up omg. Cold milk plus berries and fruits and maybe cereal i know is a thing its delicious. Cant remember of one thing where u heat up milk
@larrywest42 11 ай бұрын
@@Andytlp Oatmeal?
@Andytlp 11 ай бұрын
@@larrywest42 mm youre right. Completely blanked that out
@squallloire Жыл бұрын
Fairly sure "saluting device" in this case means a device for giving salutations, from a time when a tip of the cap was a common greeting.
@kitefan1 Жыл бұрын
I think you are correct. Possibly for someone who didn't have a free hand for some reason such as injury. Ah, the age when everyone wore hats. 🤠
@rodddossantos1437 Жыл бұрын
You have, have, HAVE to make this an ongoing segment! You said it yourself, you'd have heaps of material to work with! I laughed my head off not to mention learned something new! 😆
@Deadlyish Жыл бұрын
The rat treadmill reminds me of the shrimp treadmill controversy. Something that sounds ridiculous but actually has a worthwhile contribution to make to research (shrimp treadmill helped measure safe levels of pollutants in water by measuring their effect on shrimp's health).
@davidlobaugh4490 Жыл бұрын
Dang you stepping up your game. Excellent acting and camera work. Excellent writing. Killing it buddy good work.
@tigershirew7409 Жыл бұрын
This was a super fun episode! I would love to see you do a part 2. In the vein of the high 5 and butt kicking inventions - Simone Giertz built a "Proud Parent Machine" on her youtube channel that pats you on the shoulder and tells you it's proud of you. It's a very fun watch (she got Adam Savage to do the voice for it). She didn't patent it (maybe she should?) but it this case it actually got built and exists. She did it about 3 years ago (in order to find it search her name and proud parent).
@johngatewood4638 Жыл бұрын
Simone is the best
@notmyname327 Жыл бұрын
Yes! I immediately thought of that video
@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds Жыл бұрын
That's super depressing if you actually think about it.
@brandonlaird6876 Жыл бұрын
I forgot about the Proud Parent Machine, but I was going to mention her alarm clock which slaps you awake. Slaps you over and over and over again.
@RisingRevengeance Жыл бұрын
Simone has the weirdest but fun projects
@InservioLetum 11 ай бұрын
Screw part two, this needs to be a SERIES. I haven't laughed this much all week!
@anonymousrex5207 Жыл бұрын
Definitely want to see more crazy inventions... looking forward to parts 2 through 10. Love the channel!
@CyclonicNinja Жыл бұрын
We definitely need a part 2, this video was both fascinating and hilarious
@unlucky5442 Жыл бұрын
Love this topic. Both my parents are patent attorneys so I've grown up hearing a lot of funny stories about that. Like they get people every year who claim to have invented perpetual motion devices and other infinity machines.
@whatbroicanhave50character35 Жыл бұрын
Imagine calling yourself an inventor and submitting patents without knowing or understanding the second law of thermodynamics
@mldir4973 Жыл бұрын
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 ppplplpppppppppppppplpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
@adb012 Жыл бұрын
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 ... Right, or not understanding that perpetual motion machines actually violate te FIRST law of thermodynamics. Imagine that!
@whatbroicanhave50character35 Жыл бұрын
@@adb012 How exactly is it that it breaks the first and not the second? First is conservation, second is entropy if i remember right. A machine or system that never loses energy through waste (is the waste the part that involves the first law?) and never moves from an ordered to a disordered state is impossible due to entropy. I'd love to know how I'm misunderstanding this if you wouldn't mind explaining it to me.
@adb012 Жыл бұрын
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 ... First law is conservation of energy. A perpetual motion machine produces net work without any external source of energy and that violates the 1st law ALWAYS. The second law is more strict and it can be stated in different forms. One easy form is that no thermal machine can have an efficiency greater than an ideal Carnot engine. An ideal Carnot engine always has an efficiency smaller than one, so a theoretical engine with an efficiency less than 1 (it gives out as work less energy than the energy you put in as heat) but greater than the ideal Carnot engine efficiency doesn't violate the 1st law and would not be a perpetual motion machine (if you take the work of such engine, convert it 100% into heat with 100% efficiency, and use that heat as source of energy for itself, it will not run forever), but is is still impossible because it would violate the 2nd law. By the way, such an engine would also make the entropy of the universe diminish (which would be a violation of the 2nd law stated in a different way: the energy of an enclosed system always increases). And by the way # 2, it can be demonstrated that machines (engines, refrigerators, heat pumps) with an efficiency better than Carnot's ideal machine (i.e. machines that violate the 2nd law but individually don't violate the 1st law) can be combined in a way that violates the 1st law (i.e. the combination would be a perpetual motion machine). That is a way to demonstrate the 2nd law: If it was possible to violate the 2nd law, it would be possible to violate the 1st law too, which is a contradiction because the 1st law cannot be violated.
@MK_Peace Жыл бұрын
Bring on part 2, Joe.. this 1 was highly entertaining😂
@nicholasmoore2590 11 ай бұрын
Joe, you have got to bring us more of these!! Fascinating and funny video, loved it.
@angrydoggy9170 Жыл бұрын
Huawei having so many patents is somewhat ironic given that their country doesn’t want to abide by the international patent rules.
@Nanno00 Жыл бұрын
That last one, no one needs to make that!!! Lol. I’m a mom of 3 and even though giving birth IS hard, there is NO WAY anyone is strapping me to that contraption ! Hahaha Please part 2, Joe! And I LOVED your opening skit!
@momszycat4148 Жыл бұрын
I agree!
@emmaconnell2586 Жыл бұрын
Snap!! I'd be sick and faint!
@0o0eM Жыл бұрын
I mean, the child is not the only thing that comes out during labor 😳 I wouldn't want to be appointed to paint the walls...
@momszycat4148 Жыл бұрын
@@0o0eM 🤣
@Nanno00 Жыл бұрын
@@0o0eM touché
@PierreH1968 Жыл бұрын
I love that video! You found a throve of captivating nuggets, fun, interesting, and sometimes absurd information that required a lot of work and focus.... please find more
@Feliciaisprettydamngood Жыл бұрын
This was very entertaining! Looking forward to the second video. Love your work!
@gabe101science Жыл бұрын
Man, that last one. I worked as a Medical Assistant in a Alzheimer's and Dementia care home, and HALF our job was cleaning people. I mean that machine looks horrifying, but something that serves that purpose would be a godsend. Especially with the medical staff shortage here in the states.😊
@sunshine3914 Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t the last one, tho.
@guacamoleman87 Жыл бұрын
@Sun Shine they stopped watching at the brilliant ad..hahah
@CJXcars Жыл бұрын
@@guacamoleman87 maybe they wouldn't last through the last one so maybe it was a good things lol
@MValle-kp4ki Жыл бұрын
This comment is hilarious 😂
@aliensoup2420 Жыл бұрын
I knew a woman that explained to me her idea to patent the lever. It was a special purpose device for raising a warning flag on recreational boats, but it was really just a stick with a fulcrum attached to the side of a boat.
@yungantichrist4083 10 ай бұрын
love you doing tierlists
@computerjantje Жыл бұрын
LOVE your acted scene as an intro to the subject. I know it must be a lot of work. Writing a good and funny dialog and then act it out and edit it. It came out great. Thank you for the video :)
@samuelthudi9181 Жыл бұрын
The effort you put into your sketches are next level. You are my favourite KZfaqr of all time, hands down!! Comedy and Science. Heck yea!
@scrappydoo7887 Жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this multiple times 😄
@HelgeMoulding Жыл бұрын
"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" - A few decades ago me and my friends were debating the origins of this, and I got the distinct impression one of them filed that patent just to have something to point at and go "haw." After looking up the patent again I don't recognize the name, but of course that kind of joker, while not common, isn't going to be unique.
@katzenjamma 11 ай бұрын
In answer to the origin debate: A brass monkey is a brass triangle that held cannon balls on a ship in a triangular pyramid stack. When the temperature would get cold enough, the brass would contract just enough to pop the balls off of the brass monkey and scatter them across the deck.. hence the phrase.
@mrjoe5292 9 ай бұрын
@@katzenjamma That's way less fun than my mental image of a monkey made of brass having his balls fall off because it's too cold.
@timothypurselley880 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely awesome episode!
@watercourseway 6 ай бұрын
This episode is. Freaking hilarious! And I love the way Joe Scott presents it. His sense of humor is spot on! 😂. Part 2 please!
@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын
I respect the amount of effort you put into the skit, its always nice when KZfaqrs put extra dedication to the contenr
@jamesblackburn8110 Жыл бұрын
its always nice when KZfaq commenters put extra dedication to the last letter of their commenp
@RealBradMiller Жыл бұрын
@@jamesblackburn8110 How rude. You should apologizr
@andrewhall5150 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesblackburn8110 This type of comment is exactly why the comment section is so toxic, this is absolutely disgustinf.
@ivoryas1696 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewhall5150 I can't help but agree tbg
@L33Reacts Жыл бұрын
I love it when bots pretend to be peoplr
@michellethong8476 Жыл бұрын
DEFINITELY want a part 2! This was hilarious and I'm glad you got to do your first tier list!
@eltebux 10 ай бұрын
Now theres a part 2
@MrTrevortxeartxe Жыл бұрын
I loved this, _please_ make a part 2!
@grug_in_aus Жыл бұрын
Yes to part 2! Loved them all! I think you did the "Saluting Device" a bit of an injustice however - it most certainly had a place in it's time. Especially in the 1800's, lifting your hat ("I tips me lid") in greeting was commonplace. That said, a machine to do it for you could be considered rude. I do love that it is triggered when you dip your head or bow. 🤷
@danatowne5498 10 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing! Being able to use your hands for something else (pre cell phone) was pretty ingenious, I think. :)
@1.4142 Жыл бұрын
There needs to be a subreddit dedicated to crazy patents, especially with so many new ones coming out each day.
@YahyeAli-ki1wt Жыл бұрын
Someone should invent a machine that tells you every missed opportunity in your life and shows you how it could have turned out
@davidanderson_surrey_bc Жыл бұрын
It already exists. It's called a mother-in-law.
@thetangieman3426 Жыл бұрын
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc 100% of divorces are caused by a wedding.
@MikeOxtinks Жыл бұрын
Insomnia
@TaiWanWaf Жыл бұрын
Honestly one of your better transitions into the adspace. Very applicable and very smoothly done
@zoeysiemonsma2084 Жыл бұрын
I love your skits!!!! I hope you do more ❤🎉
@michaelaugustin1510 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE this whole video. Please, please, please do another one. And thank you for raising my spirits and inspiring me to patent my elbow-moisturizing machine idea. 😁
@Puerco-Potter Жыл бұрын
I exploded laughing at the idea of the baby hitting the net, the bell sound and a green light "baby is done" style.
@hw2k Жыл бұрын
I was a little bit put off when you mentioned the tier list, but after watching the full episode and also seeing your excitement about the idea, yes please! This needs to be series 🙌
@PerpetualBass 6 ай бұрын
I got so excited when you read out the latest patent about the analog signal! Bass-to-MIDI time, babyyyyy
@Vee_of_the_Weald Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I love how the inventors of the centrifugal birthing table didn’t consider how this little thing called gravity works so much better than a crazy magic roundabout.
@darksu6947 Жыл бұрын
Gravity sucks............it's a black hole joke 😂
@tiarezavaleta8850 Жыл бұрын
I know. Thinking how men were the ones recommending giving birth ying down in a bed, that doesn't surprises me.
@tycho_m Жыл бұрын
Sure but gravity is pretty much set at 1g... Increased the radius of rotation of the baby flinger a little and you basically get SpinLaunch! A whole new meaning to space camp for kids
@fostena Жыл бұрын
Yeah, right? How about a bungee birthing harness?
@CaptainMisery86 Жыл бұрын
@@fostena baby comes out the wrong end that way
@TSS554 Жыл бұрын
I started watching your videos when I was in high school and now I've been working for a couple months at my first job out of college. Time flies! I love your videos Joe and I hope you keep doing what you do!
@TheDennys21 Жыл бұрын
Yes! We need a part 2! This is great!
@texastornado91 Жыл бұрын
This was fun! I’ll be waiting for part 2
@NickRoman Жыл бұрын
Along those lines, Mark Rober quit working for Nasa and instead does things like create squirrel obstacle courses, in his spare time for fun. I find his abilities to create stuff impressive, whatever he's using it for.
@metafora89 Жыл бұрын
If you combined the high-five machine with the butt-kicking machine you'd get a butt-slapping machine, and I do see a future for that one
@scienceface8884 Жыл бұрын
Look at you, just giving these great ideas away for free. File a patent already!
@judij1084 11 ай бұрын
i LOVED this one, please do more
@list1726 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting
@eugenej.6331 Жыл бұрын
Finally, a patent that combines the spookiness of Halloween with the effectiveness of a guilty conscience-next on Shark Tank: The Crime Skeleton, the scariest legal tool since lawyers!
@dpittman42 Жыл бұрын
I would watch a reality show that is just a house full of Joes interacting with each other.
@JayJayJupiter Жыл бұрын
yes
@ctakitimu Жыл бұрын
Bork
@Valcurdra 7 ай бұрын
😂 What an awesome video, lots of laughs, but also genuinely fascinating.
@privateprivate404 Жыл бұрын
I love you. I just love you so very, very much. Laughed for at least 20 out of the 27 min segment. Thank you for your hilarious content & subtle delivery of true comedic genius. I f*ing love you man!
@CAMacKenzie Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a self-operated butt kicking machine in a cartoon on TV when I was a kid, back in the 1950s. The cartoon may have been older, like '40s or '30s. The operator/kickee was a criminal in jail, kicking himself for being so stupid as to think he could get away with whatever crime it was.
@watashiandroid8314 Жыл бұрын
You either have amazing memory, found that extremely funny as a kid, or it is one of those totally random moments or things that a person will remember but have no idea why. For example, I for no reason very specifically remember looking up one day when I was 12 and seeing 2 jet contrails making an "x". Random.
@CAMacKenzie Жыл бұрын
@@watashiandroid8314 Ya, it's funny the things a person remembers. I hadn't thought of it for decades, over 60 years, until Joe showed these machines.
@Tarquin2718 Жыл бұрын
Can you please make 50 more of these, you don't need to spend to much time on any given patent. It is just so cool to hear about these. 2 minutes per patent? As long as you find it funny we will 🙂
@sarahelizabeth6695 Жыл бұрын
Please make more like this! I would even watch a whole series of these.
@bryanewing5058 Жыл бұрын
LOVE THE INTRO!! DO MORE FUNNY STUFF LIKE THAT!! 😂😂😂……..don’t get me wrong, I love your videos anyway but that intro was fire. Really entertaining.
@Bob_Jones_ Жыл бұрын
someone invent an 'atta boy' machine for joe, to keep his morale high and keep pumping out great videos. I vote for a part 2
@vlmellody51 Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@tchersey1 Жыл бұрын
I liked the brass monkey and balls device. I did some research on the term "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey". It was a dimpled brass plate that held ship canon balls called a brass monkey. When it got cold enough the brass contracted allowing the canon balls to roll off.
@scribehades Жыл бұрын
I was hoping they were going for 'hot as balls'.😆
@Thurgosh_OG Жыл бұрын
I knew this but then, I'm British and the Royal Navy has been a big thing in our history for centuries.
@cacoethes1366 Жыл бұрын
That’s just a myth that’s been debunked.
@dedy4games146 Жыл бұрын
The crime skeleton is my favorite piece of trivia that I had forgotten about, thank you!!
@Musket33 Жыл бұрын
Anxiously awaiting part 2!
@lzrdkng Жыл бұрын
definitely do more of these!! Obviously, the best thing about this channel is that you are sharing the things that excite and interest you, and therefore that excitement and interest is then spread to the audience. So More, with the caveat of "as long as you want to"
@johncliffalvarez6513 Жыл бұрын
Love to see that the skits are back! So good! Absolutely looking forward to a part 2!
@fredbloggs5822 Жыл бұрын
"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!" 10/10. 🤣
@ADogWithGlasses00 Жыл бұрын
Please do a series on these!
@KJKP Жыл бұрын
The reason the high-5 machine mentioned so many options, is because part of writing a patent is to anticipate how people will bypass the patent-by adding a larger hand, famous hand, etc.
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Жыл бұрын
Or you use the oversized hand to pretend it's your father high-fiving you as a kid...I've revealed too much...
@matternst1442 Жыл бұрын
Or a hand 👌🍆
@rpastorchik Жыл бұрын
Great intro Joe and your ability to keep a straight face through some of these does not fail to impress! 😆
@dmeemd7787 Жыл бұрын
I left a bunch, but the atmospheric pressure comment, especially after everything else really got me lolol Intro is amazing lololol I love that this channel is still so good all the time,
@robynsmith4164 Жыл бұрын
Hey Joe! Your hair looks really good. I’m not sure if you got a hair cut but the way the back of your hair flips out looks great and is in style. I also like the way you styled your "bangs" by brushing them into the side of your hair. I just wanted to let you know that you’re looking good and I really enjoyed this video about some of the crazy patents filed in our country since the 1800’s! Love from Texas ♥️🤠🌴
@TheJasonmassia Жыл бұрын
Good job Joe! I'd love to see this as a four part series. Entertaining and insightful.
@robdouglas8078 Жыл бұрын
Having dabbled in patent applications, this hit close to home. I know how hard those people worked to get the patents filed AND I can appreciate the true hilarity of the F Tier. Thanks Joe! I was recovering from your AI update video and this was a good one to come back to ;). Keep up the fantastic work!
@mrtempleton5302 Жыл бұрын
I need a series of this!
@DVSx86 Жыл бұрын
awesome, thanks! we want parts 2-3-4 for other things!
@gowensbach2998 Жыл бұрын
I wish I had patented some ideas I had as a kid. Years later, those ideas became real.
@onlybecauseoftime Жыл бұрын
Part 2 please! I laughed my butt off, no kicking required 😂
@TheQuasimodoH Жыл бұрын
Wow 1.6 million subscribers- I was subbed on my old account but when I got the new one and life I honestly forgot about the channel - glad the channels doing so well
@denilsonardon0715 Жыл бұрын
Yes!! Make a part 2 of this video!!
@sn1000k Жыл бұрын
Joe Scott, I needed a laugh BAD, and that opening sketch made me laugh more than once. Thanks man.
@makushime Жыл бұрын
This needs to become a series. Can't wait for part two! :D
@the20thDoctor Жыл бұрын
Definitely need more of this. 🤘
@brandoncarter3042 Жыл бұрын
I definitely want to see a part two to this topic
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