The Craziest Projects that were Almost a Reality

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BlueJay

BlueJay

2 жыл бұрын

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Welcome to the wonderful world of insane abandoned projects! There have been a lot of crazy ideas in history, like hydrogen filled airships or invading Russia in the winter. But with crazy ideas like these becoming a reality in our past, imagine what was considered too "out there" to make the cut. In this video, I thought I'd share some of the most interesting abandoned projects from our colorful past!
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Corrections:
- I was wrong about Brits using kilometers. While I knew the UK used the metric system, I did not know how much they mix up units, and apparently they use miles all the time for things like road signs and speedometers. Mentally replace the UK with another European country and the joke will work.
- The US flag draped vertically in the background is actually backwards, the stars should be facing to the left.
- The pictures of Poland shown at 8:30 are not actually Poland. Google hath failed me. As one commenter pointed out, they are from Norilsk, Russia and the Czech Republic.
Off to Osaka
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
NOTE: I always have some stupid mistake in my videos and in this one I was wrong about Brits using kilometers. While I knew the UK used the metric system, I did not know how much they mix up units, and apparently they use miles all the time for things like road signs and speedometers. Mentally replace the UK with another European country and the joke will work lol
@EwenCarr
@EwenCarr 2 жыл бұрын
We measure distances in miles, height in feet and inches, but small lengths in centimetres and swimming pools in metres. We measure weight in kg and g if its food, but if it's a person then lbs and something we call stone that no one outside of Britain uses, and no one inside of Britain knows how much one of those is. We're pretty much on board with litres, except of course for beer and milk which has to come in pints.
@larbmining
@larbmining 2 жыл бұрын
Happens to the best of us
@Ale_ssandro
@Ale_ssandro 2 жыл бұрын
@@EwenCarr I hope you are joking or at the very least exaggerating, no country can be THAT insane.
@irwinblair5494
@irwinblair5494 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ale_ssandro No. They are entirely correct
@DEATHbyCAI
@DEATHbyCAI 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ale_ssandro No, @Ewen is spot on, that is exactly how ridiculous it is over here. We measure our distances in miles but sell our fuel in litres, then talk about fuel efficiency in miles per gallon...
@funfelplaying
@funfelplaying 2 жыл бұрын
As a Polish person, I’m starting to find the idea of replacing half of the country with a waterpark disturbingly attractive
@cyanide1931
@cyanide1931 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we just need to use the right side of country (the eastern one) for that.
@macaylacayton2915
@macaylacayton2915 2 жыл бұрын
erm that's like half of Florida already bud. they seem to be doing well(aside from them hurricanes)
@karolam1370
@karolam1370 2 жыл бұрын
I fully I agree
@lorizoli
@lorizoli 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a bit cold around there? Wouldn't we need all the power from the Gibraltar dam just to keep your pool warmed up?
@Remley.
@Remley. 2 жыл бұрын
@@lorizoli just fatten yourself up enough to have the blubber protect you from the cold.
@DD-kc6hg
@DD-kc6hg 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Atlantis the Lost Empire is an extremely underrated movie and is far better any Percy Jackson movie adaptation.
@TheSpecialJ11
@TheSpecialJ11 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what you're talking about. There has never been a movie adaptation of the Percy Jackson books.
@justsomebaneling951
@justsomebaneling951 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSpecialJ11 there are, and they're trash
@girla9480
@girla9480 2 жыл бұрын
It's a great movie, but have you played Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis?
@justsomebaneling951
@justsomebaneling951 2 жыл бұрын
@@OLI-vx1md they're widely agreed to be a disgrace to the books.
@arcticlaw9198
@arcticlaw9198 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair literally anything is better than the Percy Jackson movies
@FreyaofCerberus
@FreyaofCerberus 2 жыл бұрын
The "Death Pyramid" sounds metal af. Making "astronomer who works on top of the death pyramid" the single most metal job in history. We were deprived of that.
@pb.....
@pb..... Жыл бұрын
If it was built I'd become an astronomer just to work there
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын
Never too late to start!
@Metal_Maoist
@Metal_Maoist Жыл бұрын
Personally I'm pro death pyramid but anti observatory on top of death pyramid. Having a tower on top of a pyramid kinda ruins the whole vibe and also it's a monument to man's hubris
@holyheretic3185
@holyheretic3185 3 ай бұрын
​@@Metal_Maoistnah you put all the gizmos and everything in the pyramid and the cap is also a scope it would be amazing.
@dearthditch
@dearthditch 2 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine walking up 90 stories worth of steps. Would get your cardio in. Or slip and be added to the building
@misanthropicservitorofmars2116
@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 2 жыл бұрын
The death pyramid is actually a dope idea. Love the idea of a monolith dedicated to death looming over a cityscape.
@mikitz
@mikitz 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of that hotel in Pyongyang. Might as well repurpose it.
@HazySkies
@HazySkies Жыл бұрын
**Lavender Town theme plays**
@frangotino
@frangotino Жыл бұрын
easy, edgelord
@FreedomPuppy
@FreedomPuppy Жыл бұрын
Tomb kings be like
@BoroMirraCz
@BoroMirraCz Жыл бұрын
Settra: Heavy breathing
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 2 жыл бұрын
"Because all the best researches are fuelled by the screams of the damned" That's unpaid internships for you
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZfaqr if you’re curios.
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 жыл бұрын
@@loturzelrestaurant dude, I hate musk as much as the next sane person but you need to stop spamming comments.
@edwinkjellzahn
@edwinkjellzahn 2 жыл бұрын
I love how every since Sam O’nella took a break, half a dozen chanels moved in to fill his ecological niche. And they all rock. Props to you, Bluejay!
@HisLordsh1p
@HisLordsh1p 2 жыл бұрын
Speciation in action in the youtube ecosystem. Nature is beautiful.
@DexteruL
@DexteruL Жыл бұрын
Please post the other channels.
@zabawa444
@zabawa444 Жыл бұрын
@@DexteruL +1
@elylew
@elylew Жыл бұрын
Sam just made a new video, and it's beautiful. Did you know that there's a blind cave beetle with the species name ? (It was named to commemorate him becoming Chancellor, before all the...stuff.) It's actually critically endangered from people collecting way too many!
@myself2noone
@myself2noone Жыл бұрын
The beast has risen once more....
@hwithoutaname3629
@hwithoutaname3629 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the “farmland” that Sorgel promised would have actually been unusable salt flats and essentially a drier desert
@princecharon
@princecharon 2 жыл бұрын
Sorgel was a bit... optimistic (and deluded).
@mikitz
@mikitz 2 жыл бұрын
Which then would've spread all over the (fortunately) current coastline.
@arcotroll8530
@arcotroll8530 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the huge increase in regional temperatures that would have brought the Sahara into Europe's doorstep...
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 2 жыл бұрын
I was _thinking_ "hey, won't removing a the largest body of water for a region affect weather patterns?" This is like how the first DVD players had glitches that caused the DVDs to jam. The engineers who made them forgot that when heated, like when in play in the players, the mostly made of metal DVDs would expand. Just a very large d'uh that lasted longer than a moment.
@tominieminen66
@tominieminen66 Жыл бұрын
Then let's just move our cities to the dead land and use the possibly fertile land where the cities used to be for farming, bulletproof plan :D
@matthewslentz5481
@matthewslentz5481 2 жыл бұрын
The real flashbang was the mental flashbang of hearing IFunny mentioned online outside of IFunny.
@somerandomyoutubeaccount4959
@somerandomyoutubeaccount4959 2 жыл бұрын
I know right
@joelfoote9720
@joelfoote9720 2 жыл бұрын
I shuddered
@thepuddingking5204
@thepuddingking5204 2 жыл бұрын
True
@LoreMaster9m
@LoreMaster9m 2 жыл бұрын
i use ifunny
@matthewslentz5481
@matthewslentz5481 2 жыл бұрын
@@baknator6167 Cringe
@finnsstories5256
@finnsstories5256 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in 1910 there was a bill proposed to Congress to spend $250,000 on buying hippos from Africa. Then these Hippos would be sent to Louisiana to create "Lake Cow Bacon". It was supported by Teddy Roosevelt.
@macaylacayton2915
@macaylacayton2915 2 жыл бұрын
ok now I can officially call Teddy "Insane Teddy" or if I could call him that one famous jerk of a movie teddy "Ted"
@finnsstories5256
@finnsstories5256 2 жыл бұрын
@@macaylacayton2915 I agree that idea was straight out of a SNL sketch,only this time the writers were congressman.
@West_Coast_Gang
@West_Coast_Gang 2 жыл бұрын
@@finnsstories5256 snl writers and congressmen are the same thing
@finnsstories5256
@finnsstories5256 2 жыл бұрын
@@West_Coast_Gang very true.
@alexandergangaware429
@alexandergangaware429 2 жыл бұрын
Columbia is still dealing with the fallout from Pablo Escobar's hippo collection getting loose
@TheNinjaDC
@TheNinjaDC 2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, Poland more or less agreed with your idea. The government started heavily subsiding theme parks to encourage entertainment and tourism. That is how Energylandia went from farmland to the roller coaster capital of Europe (soon to be, the world) in about a decade.
@Pyrochemik007
@Pyrochemik007 Жыл бұрын
Is it perhaps next to the largest coal plant, which does not know how to use waste heat, and is lazy to build a cooling tower?
@oliversmalley7771
@oliversmalley7771 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There were a LOT of prototype hydrogen airships before the Hindenburg, all built by Germany, and nearly every single one exploded, but the military kept funding airship research.
@ntfoperative9432
@ntfoperative9432 2 жыл бұрын
It probably would have all worked if they just switched to helium
@NRH111
@NRH111 Жыл бұрын
Helium is actually a surprisingly rare substance on earth. The US at the time controlled most of the helium on earth and so was rather difficult for the germans to procure. At one point some of the airships that the US fielded took 10% of all helium on earth to float.
@Pyrochemik007
@Pyrochemik007 Жыл бұрын
@@NRH111 And it is much heavier, 4g/mol instead of 2g/mol hydrogen is. Also tends to feckin go through all materials, so the airship would gradualy deflate.
@saltycadet5904
@saltycadet5904 2 жыл бұрын
Man, im do happy Jay is making it big, he may be new to the game but damn is he good at it!
@someguyfromfinland4239
@someguyfromfinland4239 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly im was so incredibly hungry for more sam o nella videos until now after finding bluejay, my crippling need for poorly drawn educational videos with corny humor is starting to be satisfied
@saltycadet5904
@saltycadet5904 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized my typo, I can't fix it or Jay's heart on the comment will go away. The one time i get a hearted comment and it has a typo! Argh!
@Iamlurking504
@Iamlurking504 2 жыл бұрын
The new Sam o nella, what happened to him anyway?
@someguyfromfinland4239
@someguyfromfinland4239 2 жыл бұрын
@@Iamlurking504 school apperantly
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZfaqr if you’re curios.
@ludoviajante
@ludoviajante 2 жыл бұрын
I was here when the algorithm first took your channel. So cool to see you getting better and better, this video is a masterpiece and I can't wait for more. Much love from Brazil!
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I remember you! Thank you so much! That means a lot!
@daidus4689
@daidus4689 2 жыл бұрын
Mmh
@ajithsidhu7183
@ajithsidhu7183 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT please do one on the sikh empire vs duranni empire hari singh nalwar ji( hercules of india who killed a tiger with his bare hands ) and the great gama For your indian viewers please
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 2 жыл бұрын
OMG I just looked at his subs after reading your comment. Didn't he have like 5k subs 2 weeks go??? It feels like it.
@janzvisem7193
@janzvisem7193 2 жыл бұрын
@@ajithsidhu7183 and do some puns about poland and leo the 3
@user-gn6wz9fe1c
@user-gn6wz9fe1c 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the original London pyramid plans in the london archives a few years back, honestly mad to think of the modern london skyline and how it would change conceptions of the uk. during the 19th century london also had the london necropolis line which was a railway system purely for the dead and getting bodies out of the city, the london necropolis company possibly has the sickest logo and railways station name ever
@emilyadams3228
@emilyadams3228 Жыл бұрын
The London Necropolis Line: where a full train is still a deadhead move.
@moseskimotho6618
@moseskimotho6618 Жыл бұрын
5:39 a true man of culture
@rctfan7
@rctfan7 2 жыл бұрын
The A+ pun joke and the Ryan Reynolds fading in both had me rolling.
@Yuki_Ika7
@Yuki_Ika7 2 жыл бұрын
I would have put David bowie but he works too I guess
@desertdesmond6736
@desertdesmond6736 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yuki_Ika7 any hot & popular celebrity dude would work tbh
@johncatson6658
@johncatson6658 Жыл бұрын
@@desertdesmond6736 Any dude would probably... wait. I think I just revealed something about myself.
@juliec5151
@juliec5151 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a picture of Kirk Douglas 🤦‍♀
@bishopvida
@bishopvida Жыл бұрын
@@desertdesmond6736 it's working
@danielurban8343
@danielurban8343 2 жыл бұрын
The LSAT joke was criminally under rated
@thebestmedic1616
@thebestmedic1616 2 жыл бұрын
Pair that combo with a riot shield and go into FFA you will have the whole lobby praying for your death
@Dude_bruh
@Dude_bruh 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebestmedic1616 or maybe the mercy of god so that you wouldn't go to hell for using that
@lexprontera8325
@lexprontera8325 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not an FPS gamer. Can somebody explain?
@danielurban8343
@danielurban8343 2 жыл бұрын
@@lexprontera8325 essentially this optic you were able to put on your weapon in BO2 would highlight and show where your enemies were
@ON-O
@ON-O 2 жыл бұрын
@@lexprontera8325 if you played LSAT + target finder, you were gay. Don‘t play LSAT with target finder
@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082
@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 Жыл бұрын
6:25 Team Magma: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!
@Dr.Cosmar
@Dr.Cosmar 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, the death pyramid needs to be a thing.... It absolutely has to happen. Thousands of years in the future, I want some poor archeologist to lose his/her shit finding such a thing.
@GamerGrovyle
@GamerGrovyle 10 ай бұрын
Build the death pyramid out of the coffins.
@bardsamok9221
@bardsamok9221 9 ай бұрын
Probably zim/xer by then ;)
@priyan605
@priyan605 2 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely suprised by how good quality this video is
@maxymorzeszko8344
@maxymorzeszko8344 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised? Have you watched other videos of BlowJay? Whole canal is pulitzer material, or nobel prize idk.
@BatCostumeGuy
@BatCostumeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxymorzeszko8344 BlowJay
@vincenttt8289
@vincenttt8289 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: During the Egyptomania, they used to consume body parts of mummies for "medicinal purposes"
@DD-kc6hg
@DD-kc6hg 2 жыл бұрын
Yes , the powder was called Mummia. Come to think of it they kinda prescribed cannibalism as a cure.
@andrewcuzzolino8277
@andrewcuzzolino8277 2 жыл бұрын
Also to make a brown paint. Because why not.
@Rynewulf
@Rynewulf 2 жыл бұрын
Funner fact: most of Europe and the Middle East got started on that in the Middle Ages- a continent and a half spent centuries cannibalising people's corpses :D
@ConnorNotyerbidness
@ConnorNotyerbidness 2 жыл бұрын
And as an aphrodisiac Mummies are only rare because we ATE THEM
@NazwaBricksZajeta
@NazwaBricksZajeta 2 жыл бұрын
what the fuck
@bustavonnutz
@bustavonnutz 11 ай бұрын
The British missed an excellent opportunity to become the first Necron tomb city. Also, ironically the Pyramid of Death would probably be the most enduring structure in all of England for the foreseeable future.
@terminator3000
@terminator3000 10 ай бұрын
And it would probably be the biggest tourist attraction
@thomasd6652
@thomasd6652 2 жыл бұрын
@4:00 "haha no not the fun kind!" 🤣🤣love it
@masscreationbroadcasts
@masscreationbroadcasts 2 жыл бұрын
1:29 London Mummy Cemetery 3:41 Gay Gas Warfare 5:39 Atlantropa 7:55 Don't forget it would become a desert in like a month because salty sea beds aren't exactly... Fertile.
@sirrebral
@sirrebral 2 жыл бұрын
Meh to @7:55; the Dutch figured out biosalinity on land that was reclaimed from saltwater marshes.
@macaylacayton2915
@macaylacayton2915 2 жыл бұрын
ah yes happy gas, how can 1 forget that? seriously that was...................................something
@cebbi1313
@cebbi1313 2 жыл бұрын
We don't just use the metric system in Britain. We use a confusing mish-mash of metric and imperial. Let's get in that plane that's 100 metres away and travel 100 miles at a height of 30,000 feet. The maximum takeoff weight is 40,000kg, how much does everyone weigh? I'm 9 stone.
@Rynewulf
@Rynewulf 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's part of the joke, it seemed too self aware to not know
@mordsythe
@mordsythe 2 жыл бұрын
I was saying the same thing to my wife, lol
@PoisonedAl
@PoisonedAl 2 жыл бұрын
Huh? Oh, it was in the part of the video I skipped over.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
Oops, I seem to always make some silly error in my videos! I did not know how much them Brits mix things up, thanks for pointing this out! Mentally replace the UK with Germany and hopefully the joke lands better lol
@mordsythe
@mordsythe 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT MUCH BETTER ;) lol
@teentraveler1790
@teentraveler1790 2 жыл бұрын
3:21 That really was an A tier joke.
@hemah3360
@hemah3360 2 жыл бұрын
I found your channel from a comment you left on Brandon Sandersons weekly update about stormlight 5 and i don't regret coming to your channel. Liked and subscribed.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
All take any and all Sanderson fans haha I’m glad you like my stuff!
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 2 жыл бұрын
"Civilization may progress, but human nature will remain the same throughout all ages" - Master Oogway
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
Wisest words ever spoken
@winggweeps
@winggweeps 2 жыл бұрын
Which is odd because he was a tortoise.
@gaymermoment
@gaymermoment 2 жыл бұрын
@@winggweeps he was an-inter-time-space being
@thatonememe1835
@thatonememe1835 2 жыл бұрын
Filling the void left by Sam one historical joke at a time
@NakedOwl501
@NakedOwl501 2 жыл бұрын
Did Sam die?
@GordonJordanGJ4797
@GordonJordanGJ4797 2 жыл бұрын
What no
@GordonJordanGJ4797
@GordonJordanGJ4797 2 жыл бұрын
He’s not dead
@GordonJordanGJ4797
@GordonJordanGJ4797 2 жыл бұрын
He’s still out there training his Paddlawns
@El_Presidente_5337
@El_Presidente_5337 2 жыл бұрын
@@NakedOwl501 No. Sam is just beeing held as a hostage: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ps2UaNBjprHRd6M.html
@tylerbeckman4326
@tylerbeckman4326 Жыл бұрын
That iFunny shoutout in the beginning hit me like a mental flash bang, pun intended
@Whyyougottabelikethat
@Whyyougottabelikethat Ай бұрын
Yeah wtf
@Swagman12
@Swagman12 Жыл бұрын
that ryan gosling bit was way too true damn
@vladimiralexanderlagos1477
@vladimiralexanderlagos1477 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, I just intently and attentively paid attention to a commercial instead of skipping to the main content. Well played, Blue Jay, well played.
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZfaqr if you’re curios.
@100twistthethird7
@100twistthethird7 2 жыл бұрын
Your videos just keep getting better and bettee in every aspect, the editing is amazing, the jokes are really good (the lazy fucks one got me the most), and this topic is so intresting, this is your best video so far, and I can't wait to see what you have in your future, great job.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
Damn dude, that's so nice of you to say!! Thank you!
@100twistthethird7
@100twistthethird7 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT You're welcome
@Foca-ot7pf
@Foca-ot7pf 2 жыл бұрын
funny bird :)
@bradydoyle915
@bradydoyle915 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@bradydoyle915
@bradydoyle915 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@supleted
@supleted 8 ай бұрын
The Death Pyramid literally sounds like the pokemon tower in lavender town, only bigger. Imagine the Marowaks in that bad boy.
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon Жыл бұрын
new years goals aren't abandoned, just unaccomplished
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 2 жыл бұрын
The other military plans discussed by the general sound like they'd make a fantastic video all on their own!
@Lely2.0
@Lely2.0 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... search up cia top 5 failures
@peachesandcream8753
@peachesandcream8753 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the giant death pyramid is actually a really cool idea that utilises space. I think we should resurrect it and build it in the North.
@taeilshighnotesinchain5621
@taeilshighnotesinchain5621 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@lukasalberter9886
@lukasalberter9886 2 жыл бұрын
I dont get it :( please explain
@fuzzyhair321
@fuzzyhair321 2 жыл бұрын
@@lukasalberter9886 a joke on shitting on the north with dead people
@zero123alpha6
@zero123alpha6 Жыл бұрын
Put it in California, it'll make it look better
@Sophiebryson510
@Sophiebryson510 9 ай бұрын
Bradford, specifically. I hate the north, specifically Bradford.
@joeofcourse
@joeofcourse 2 жыл бұрын
That Ifunny joke is so good
@isabellaangeline2175
@isabellaangeline2175 2 жыл бұрын
I love these animated history type channels. They’re always so good and I haven’t found one yet that disappoints.
@JR-gp2zk
@JR-gp2zk 2 жыл бұрын
8:16 You are a man of culture. "Atlantis the Lost Empire" was the 2nd best Disney movie, after Treasure Planet. I can't wait to see Disneyworld build a hotel or themepark based on these two movies.
@HistoryMonarch1999
@HistoryMonarch1999 2 жыл бұрын
“There’s nothing that can turn man gay” *Ryan Reynolds intensifies* Ah a man of taste
@SecretSquirrelFun
@SecretSquirrelFun 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooh it’s Ryan Reynolds!! I was stopping and starting (rinse & repeat), and I just couldn’t see the image clearly (mainly because my phone screen is badly cracked) (this is the second time I’ve watched this video, trying to identify the image…all to no avail) Soooooooooo, what I’m trying to say is…….. THANK YOU so so much FOR SHARING. (Sharing is caring) 🙂🐿
@hullinstruments
@hullinstruments 2 жыл бұрын
The flash bangs gag keeps me coming back to this video… But the 5 million bodies gag is probably one of my favorite things in a KZfaq video in the last 10 years. Seriously
@TycoonTitian01
@TycoonTitian01 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy got flash banged, nice
@hunorszentpeteri1732
@hunorszentpeteri1732 2 жыл бұрын
Man, even the ad is funny. Love you BlueJay!
@stagehits
@stagehits 2 жыл бұрын
1:06 well actually you'll find in the UK we use miles for measurement of long distance. It all stems from the *insert esoteric historic reason here*
@Fermifire
@Fermifire 2 жыл бұрын
That "Ew" @ 5:53 killed me! 😂
@zcarp8642
@zcarp8642 9 ай бұрын
*ew*
@silvertbird1
@silvertbird1 2 жыл бұрын
Another informative comedy gem by my favorite talking bird. There’s so much going on, one must watch it twice, at least.
@hubertstepnik8645
@hubertstepnik8645 2 жыл бұрын
always nice seeing my country being talked about (Poland). Great video as always.
@NukesMark
@NukesMark 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@WizzardJC
@WizzardJC 2 жыл бұрын
Kocham polski, bardzo dobrzy ludzie, mój kolega z celi przez 3 lata był Polakiem
@potatojoe3449
@potatojoe3449 2 жыл бұрын
Actually a gay bomb would probably help Poland with its Pis(s) party problem 🤔
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 2 жыл бұрын
@@potatojoe3449 I'd prefer a straitbomb.
@incognitoideveloper9608
@incognitoideveloper9608 2 жыл бұрын
@@WizzardJC translation for anyone interested (literal translation): I love Polish (language),very good people,my cellmate was Polish(citizen) for 3 years, (i assume intended) Kocham Polske, bardzo dobrzy ludzie,przez 3 lata bylem w celi z moim kolega Polakiem. I love Poland,very good people, I was in a cell with a Pole (singular for Poland citizen) for 3 years. Very incorrectly spelled but understandable and so lovely try on this horror language.
@Endaretainer
@Endaretainer 2 жыл бұрын
That tank animation was so detailed and only used for a split second. Must've taken an eternity. I appreciate your diligence :)
@LordoftheNightWolves
@LordoftheNightWolves Жыл бұрын
That was one of the best sponsored video segments I have ever seen
@mafiousbj
@mafiousbj 2 жыл бұрын
Your animation quality and frames have skyrocketed and your are finally getting subs number that match what you deserve for your awesome content!! The only sad thing is that you may no longer comment or answer our silly messages here, gonna miss the smaller crowd but you have earned all the growth...and a proper Percy Jackson tv or movie adaptation :)
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
Don't you worry, I'll always interact with my community ;)
@mafiousbj
@mafiousbj 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT You Sir are an Internet treasure!! 😁
@scorch3114
@scorch3114 2 жыл бұрын
6:43 That’s 1302500000000000 gum balls in case you where curious
@El_Presidente_5337
@El_Presidente_5337 2 жыл бұрын
7:39 I am actually kinda impressed how german he sounds
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
I tried hahaha
@jabo0553
@jabo0553 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT gut aber es geht noch besser
@Somedude616
@Somedude616 Жыл бұрын
3:55 of course the idea came from Ohio
@channelname9256
@channelname9256 Жыл бұрын
Fr only in Ohio
@samwilliams9694
@samwilliams9694 Жыл бұрын
This video is gold. Thank you for your concern for the polish, at least someone’s looking out for them haha
@SLorraineE
@SLorraineE 2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos and was so sad there wasn't more to binge watch. But clearly life comes before video making. Keep up the good work!
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
I work as a full-time engineer, it's hard to get videos out at a faster pace! But thank you so much!
@deadrat7453
@deadrat7453 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT engineer gaming
@deadhistorian8545
@deadhistorian8545 2 жыл бұрын
It's incredible, the videos are short, but they don't feel crumpled and you don't lose track of the story from start to finish. And of course the jokes... "Why do we need a dam if we have land nearby that no one uses!" Share your wisdom bluebird!
@smellthel
@smellthel 2 жыл бұрын
We need a huge water park like that holy
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
I accept investments in the form of peanuts.
@thatvillainjay
@thatvillainjay 9 ай бұрын
This is about as close to a perfect video as I think anyone can get
@PremSomani
@PremSomani 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first video of this channel I was recommended and damn man, you just got yourself a new fan and subscriber. Can't wait to see future videos.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy your stay!
@valde2609
@valde2609 2 жыл бұрын
BlueJay, you are making all of the samonella (and now bluejay) fans proud, keep up the good work! And happy holidays to you sir
@mattwaters9008
@mattwaters9008 2 жыл бұрын
yay the blue jay is getting sponsors, hopefully many more vids coming soon. only got a couple vids left to binge on
@jgjackpot1546
@jgjackpot1546 2 жыл бұрын
IFunny shout-out let’s go!
@PinguinKeks
@PinguinKeks 2 жыл бұрын
3:51 hilarious
@ia1870
@ia1870 2 жыл бұрын
I like the constancy of the dad going out for milk jokes he makes
@saltyheathen8113
@saltyheathen8113 Жыл бұрын
There's gold in these here videos! Keep up the good work!
@krijnvanthooft5794
@krijnvanthooft5794 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this is one of those vids that needs to be watched twice to really appreciate it
@TheMascuz
@TheMascuz 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've been here for a new BlueJay video - and it certainly didn't disappoint. It's pretty mad how much progress you've made this year, and I'm glad to be along for the ride now.
@ohrats731
@ohrats731 2 жыл бұрын
I never heard of theses! The gay bomb and the Antlatropa ideas are just…. jfc 😳 lol. Um but you didn’t include the Palace of the Soviets so I’ll be waiting for part 2. Thanks 😘
@therealspeedwagon1451
@therealspeedwagon1451 2 жыл бұрын
Atlantropa is in the new order and it’s why fascist Italy, Spain and Turkey all hate Germany and have formed the Triumvirate.
@komiks42
@komiks42 2 жыл бұрын
8:31 Thanks god you put pictures from summer. It can get quiet depressing in the winter
@maoama
@maoama 2 жыл бұрын
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
@ShreddySteve
@ShreddySteve 2 жыл бұрын
Man, Bluejay hitting it out of the park! I love these videos, I honestly laugh audibly every time. Keep the great content coming!
@davidharms7546
@davidharms7546 2 жыл бұрын
3:48 That LSAT + target finder reference is sooooo niche, I just love it 😂
@alexhajnal107
@alexhajnal107 Ай бұрын
Can you explain the joke? It makes zero sense to me.
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y Жыл бұрын
If only I found this channel 3 years earlier
@scarlettohara5039
@scarlettohara5039 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, your videos are so witty and I absolutely love everything you're doing. Please don't stop
@dlogic6781
@dlogic6781 2 жыл бұрын
Im just so estatic to see this wholsome dude get sponsored for his hard work and recognition for his amazing content! You're my boi blue!!!!
@SWBF2-2005IsBestStfu
@SWBF2-2005IsBestStfu 2 жыл бұрын
1:00......for all our superiority on using the metric system, like most things from the continent, we have a toes half way in the pool, With plenty of exceptions where we just use a mix of metric and imperial
@Emblazened
@Emblazened Жыл бұрын
Your transition into sponsor reads are very funny and well executed.
@elijahjamesperez8936
@elijahjamesperez8936 2 жыл бұрын
you are loved Bluejay
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
As are you, Elijah
@PouresMaggie
@PouresMaggie 2 жыл бұрын
Yours and lifamy's channels are my go-to places for informative history sprinkled with puns galore, I never knew about that Atlantropa plan, but you had me exhaling air through my nose hard with the OP explanation, thanks my dude. Keep it up! XDDD
@eacalvert
@eacalvert 2 жыл бұрын
May I also suggest overly sarcastic productions and Jack Rackham
@PouresMaggie
@PouresMaggie 2 жыл бұрын
@@eacalvert I'll check them out, thanks, friend!
@Cougarwrangler69
@Cougarwrangler69 Жыл бұрын
You have within the span of an hour become my all time favorite KZfaqr and I live on this app bro
@TheCFD_Dude
@TheCFD_Dude Жыл бұрын
3:48 God damn that punch to my nostalgic nuts. Wasn't expecting a BO2 reference.
@O5-hans
@O5-hans 2 жыл бұрын
0:25 think fast chuckle nuts
@minecrafthowtodude
@minecrafthowtodude 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, the historical jokes in this one were on. fucking. point.
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZfaqr if you’re curios.
@kentwhoo
@kentwhoo 2 жыл бұрын
Great work. Quick, funny, amusing, entertaining, & informative. An absolutely great combo! Beauty! I’m giggling away through your content this morning. Cheers 🤙
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you liked it! :)
@kentwhoo
@kentwhoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT bro, your quick, dark humour..it makes it so much more entertaining!
@spicyweiner7045
@spicyweiner7045 2 жыл бұрын
I binge watched all your videos the other day
@octapusxft
@octapusxft 2 жыл бұрын
The one about the Mediterranean reminded me of how recently we started to care for the environment
@alexroberts3625
@alexroberts3625 2 жыл бұрын
love your vids man im so excited to see your channel grow!! keep up the great work
@PrinceofPwnage
@PrinceofPwnage 2 жыл бұрын
@3:35 is comedy gold.
@tarekwieland4737
@tarekwieland4737 2 жыл бұрын
Your videos make me happy when i feel sad
@markwattne8772
@markwattne8772 2 жыл бұрын
7:11 That photo on the left is from the beach of "Sankt Peter Ording" which actually is one of the most beatiful beaches in Germany as long as theres no fog
@giffordiv
@giffordiv 2 жыл бұрын
Good stuff. I remember reading about a proposed tower in New York City that was supposed to be nearly 2000 feet tall and was going to look like a giant cigar. Kind of glad that didn't happen.
@zimriel
@zimriel 2 жыл бұрын
The Lewinsky Tower?
@giffordiv
@giffordiv 2 жыл бұрын
@@zimriel I think so
@CuriousMisterG
@CuriousMisterG Жыл бұрын
I think I love you. Very educational on many levels
@lool270
@lool270 2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are interesting and funny. Thank you for making them.
@marvelgeek9577
@marvelgeek9577 2 жыл бұрын
There’s no better way of celebrating me completing my accounting exam than with a new Blue Jay.
@eacalvert
@eacalvert 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats
@terretsforever
@terretsforever 2 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yes, early gang
@no_name4796
@no_name4796 2 жыл бұрын
4:16 wow that started well and escalted quickly!
@thesisypheanjournal1271
@thesisypheanjournal1271 Жыл бұрын
Because all the best research is fueled by the screams of the Damned. Love it
@whoever6458
@whoever6458 Жыл бұрын
I have been to towns in Peru where they literally did have some of these cemetery buildings, although they were only a few graves high. In their case, this was something they did more because of the sandy soil and earthquakes because it would be terrible to have a landslides filled with bodies that you had buried on the land.
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