Back in '99 we were on the Sunquest, MS Carousel. For the entire 7 day cruise, there was a man dressed as a baby and acted as a baby. He was actually about 65. Diaper and bonnet. His wife walked him around holding his hand. If I'm lying I'm dying.

Of all the strange situations you talked about, my favorite was the story about the woman who complained about the view outside her window! I feel sorry for the poor Guest Relations person that had to deal with her.

We went on a Princess Cruise and had a great time. One night coming out of the main dinning room, we saw several"scooters" in a corner with yellow cation tape around them. There was a sign saying they were confiscated due to speeding and improper usage. I wish I had my camera or phone on me so I could have taken a photo.

True story. A few years ago my parents were in line at Guest Services during a Panama Canal cruise. The cruise line had made the decision to skip the scheduled port stop at Columbia due to recent violence against Americans. The woman ahead of them was very upset and argued she should be allowed off because she's British ...

The hairspray 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love your new channel Ben, you’re so clever and you always make me laugh.

On a panama canal cruise a very long time ago, a women who had to be taken off of the ship for medical care (heard she had a stroke), was transported in a wheel chair through the dinning room during lunch with an IV. On the same cruise, unfortunately someone's husband died while on board and the wife decided to finish the cruise. One more that is more recent is that a senior citizen with a cane told my mother (also a senior citizen) that he was going to run her over for what he thought was cutting in line. She was just catching up to us in the line a few people ahead. She just told him bring it on and she did explain that she was catching up to the rest of her family. This was in line for the buffet.

I LOVE this new channel - scandalous and silly anecdotes making me laugh and laugh!

Well, I am so sorry to hear about your divorce from the unknown woman 🤣🤣🤣 However I am on team Ben and David anyway ❤️

Thank you Ben and David for the laughs 😂…time zones 😮😂

In 2001 on our family cruise to Alaska my husband and i were in our cabin dressing for dinner, luckily we were almost ready to leave. We suddenly hear noises at our door and it opens to a steward and this tiny older lady in the bathrobe from her room. The steward was carrying her shoes and she had the bathrobe which reached the floor and easily enveloped her the sash flung over her arm. Her hair was all done and her make up was done too. She had a high voice and she and the steward looked at us then each other and she said "Oh well this isn't mine either, Onward Raul to try another and paraded past him down the hall, the steward gave us a sorry and a bow and followed. She apparently didn't quite remember her stateroom. We watched them go down to where the elevators were and were going to try another deck!

Holy cow! The things people do. They say the truth is stranger than fiction. 😃

That was the lady's "comfort monkey." 😁 Seriously, I remember seeing another story in the news a few years ago about a lady who disrupted and caused chaos during an airline flight when her "comfort squirrels" got lose from her carry-on bag in a plane. The little critters were screeching and running around the cabin, terrorizing the other passengers. The pilot had to make an emergency landing to eject the lady and her "comfort squirrels" from the plane. It took hours because the squirrels refused to leave without a fight.

On a recent cruise we overheard a woman ask her waiter if the grilled shrimp was fried. We had the cabin next door wake us up multiple times due to the love making coming through the walls. I saw a girl scratch her crotch then proceed into the buffet and grab a plate 😬 We also were on a cruise where a grown man was dressed as a clown the entire week.

This is my favorite news so far 😂😂

New to your channel. I love your comic delivery 😂

One of the funniest but sad things I saw on a cruise ship about 30 years ago. It was a Captain's Cocktail Party, I believe it was on the second or third day of the cruise. Many women were wearing gowns or beaded cocktail dresses. We had hit some really rough seas and many guests and even some crew members were seasick. This one lady was so ashen, she looked like death warmed over. At the cocktail party, she was carrying a barf bag but she had brought a fancy blue beaded cocktail dress and she determined she was going to wear it. I can still see her pretty dress sitting with the barf bag in one hand. Maybe that is why the modern ships have stabilizers.

OMG these stories are unreal

We just got off a Celebrity ship where we did a free wine tasting. One gentleman decided to empty all the glasses around him that where not being used into his. Then he just drank everythin in any order he wanted not paying attention at all to the tasting session.

This is hilarious. some people are unbelievable.

What, the chicken on board wasn't fresh enough for that guy ?

We have seen passengers pick up 🍕 with their hands ..then return it for another piece😮..Nothing better than being woken up by the couple next door at 6ish..moaning and groaning..Just remember peeps..the cabin walls are thin..try to respect your fellow passengers,especially early mornings and late nights...enjoying your channel..good fun..and informative..👏💥🤙

my poor grandmother back many years ago put hairspray on her hair, came out and my mum started freaking, thinking my grandma had gone grey overnight, she didnt want to upset her and tell her, but ended up saying something.... it turned out that my grandma had taken her glasses off to put what she thought was hairspray on her hair.... only to actually spray her entire head with deodorant hehe my poor grandma

The poor monkey! how could she think it would be an enjoyable experience for him/her?! And chickens. Maybe he was worried the chef had under-ordered the egg supply?!!! Amazing stories. Mostly probably the result of alcohol i suppose! I once met a woman who was dumbfounded to learn that other countries have their own currency and she could not use her Australian dollars while abroad!!! Thank you for the video.

You need a new end-of-video catch phrase for this channel. I really like you guys together saying "Happy cruising!" at the end of your main channel videos. And if only Ben does this new channel, it should be a horribly funny pun. ;-)

The pee bridge reminded of the Dave Matthews Band incident. Look it up pretty funny.

That was fun! :)

Can you do a review on gluten free food I cruised alot and fed-up with chasing my food I must be only one who loses weight on board

Great episode

Oh my gosh. This is great!!😂😂

Hi!!! I just found your new channel,and I like it! 🌺

Love your channel!

Darling! Great stories! I missed your cohort!!

I was on Norwegian and a guy who had over indulged in the drinks package got on an elevator with me. He was weaving all over and then he just started peeing through his shorts all over the elevator. It was quite a streaming event. When the doors opened, he ran out of the elevator down the hallway, still peeing. I told the closest staff member that they needed a Hasmat suit and a mop. When I related my experience to Guest Services, they refunded my gratuities from both of my cruises.

Hey guys! I remember that you cruised from Singapore on Royal a couple of years back, we are doing the same cruise from Singapore to Malaysia in September and wondering if you guys needed any vaccines for disease prevention Hep B, typhoid etc. info on Royal is unclear! Thanks 😊

we were in a hotel in sydney australia for a few nights after our P&O aus cruise last november, i was sitting on the balcony enjoying a cigarette when a stream of sprinklling water which turned into a trickle, came right past my face, half a foot away/ i realised the party people in the room above ours, were quite intoxicated and one of the male guests decided hed relieve himself of all of that liquid he had been drinking, over the side of the balconly... yuck!! it was so close to hitting me in the head, i had only 30 seconds before been leaning over the balcony looking over, so i was almost peed on. ewwww

OMG!!!

Best video, lmao

I’m curious about the legality of a cruise line charging problem passengers fines. I certainly understand a ship’s right to evict someone but under what authority can they levy a monetary fine?

They couldn’t get chicken daycare

Have you purposely omitted not-so-private rowdiness that has occurred on balconies? Heaven forfend!

Some cruisers can be so ratchet, gross and trashy. 🤢🤮

You do see some strange thing's on cruise ships. On a cruise a few years ago an OLDER woman came and sat down next to us on the pool deck. She took off her cover up and got comfortable on the lounger. Then took out two gauze pads 2in by 2in and placed them over her ni***es. ( She was not a thin person by any means). One of the ships officer's came up to her about 1/2 hour later and told her to put her cover up back on. I guess she didn't want any tan lines. 😎

WTF? :D

Just avoid Carnival! DONE!!!

How she say she smuggled a monkey on board so she knows its well taken care of.. makes monkey stay in luggage!!! poor soul hope its taken off her

BEN??? What are you doing? Where's David???

Not so much funny as a lesson well-learned. My husband and I were on a Disney cruise and I had lost quite a bit of weight and brought a beautiful, formal dress. Unfortunately, I didn’t bring a strapless bra. I came out of the bathroom asking my husband if I looked ok. He thought I looked beautiful. We went out, took photos, went to dinner and in the elevator on the way back, I saw my reflection…ugh! Some folks must ALWAYS wear a bra!

Norovirus on cruise ships all linked back to raspberries from China. People of different cultures have different hygiene standards. Touching tongs and then eating with your hands is like licking everyone's hands that served themselves before you. In the video where you were both masked and you both were commenting how wonderful the hallways smelled - virus particles are much smaller than those scent particles AND that is exactly why people need to realize the pointlessness of wearing MASKS. Please, both of you review (this platform): FRAUDULENT Nutrition Guidelines? Nina Teicholz & Dr Berry Reveal. David for Vegan style Diet and both of you for Carbs. New studies demonstrate how the once accepted food pyramid is exactly upside down. Healthy eating is very satisfying, we need meat and fats. What you don't hear much anymore, "Americans are so obese", WHY? Every culture now follows the outdated food guidelines, and all cultures are obese. ❤❤❤❤❤

If you can get video or even just a photo of what you are talking about, please do as it will up the value of the video. A talking head and stock footage isn't enough.

As a chicken-smuggler of many years, I found this video ignorant and intolerant, and I'll be giving this video a HUGE thumbs down, thank you very much. Come, Mr. Clucklesworth. Don't listen to the bad man. Now get in the suitcase and we'll find a KZfaqr who understands the struggle and respects your dignity 🐓🧳😡