I recite "The Cremation of Sam McGee" by Robert W. Service, as fast as I can!
In fact, while practicing, I've managed way faster, but at the expense of clarity and expression. I think it would have been less interesting, both for you to watch and for me to perform.
Ever notice the rhyming structure of this poem? Each stanza is AABCCBDDEFFE. Like, wow.
There are a handful of small differences in the text compared to the original. They are intentional.