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10 жыл бұрын

Sarah Palin gives a speech conflating a sacrament of her faith with torture.
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@MirkotheGreat 10 жыл бұрын

at 1:22 the lady in the pink shirt sitting in the crowd has the exact same expression Jon Stewart had.

@MyDiamond99 5 жыл бұрын

Oh god she does 😂

@piedpiper1185 5 жыл бұрын

I noticed that and was about to post the same thing 🤣

@kcbh24 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@kigiin 5 жыл бұрын

She is like: Ok, it's time for me now to go home. Nice and slowly, do not aggro the mob.

@briellericker8569 4 жыл бұрын

OJMg

@JohnShyam 9 жыл бұрын

1:22 The "wtf" expression of the girl in pink is amazing. She's just realized that she's surrounded by a bunch of crazy.

@airwolfman 8 жыл бұрын

1:23 check out the lady with the pink shirt. She seems... shocked xD

@SamanthaS893 8 жыл бұрын

Yo!! I just caught that! 😂😂😂 her eyes are like 😳😳😳😐. I can't deal.

@junkmail7590 8 жыл бұрын

+airwolfman Somebody's got to make a meme of that lady before i do

@Shady36 8 жыл бұрын

+airwolfman Yeah but look around her, shes alone in that sea of idiots.

@adamanderson7761 8 жыл бұрын

+Aiden F. "This was...not what I was expecting"

@blu1509 8 жыл бұрын

She was like wtf!?!

@tylerpaulson6689 5 жыл бұрын

"...If your rapist is a bird!" Must be one of my favorite ends to a sentence ever.

@wickedphant0m 3 жыл бұрын

It's wild to come back to this years later and remember how actually crazy Sarah Palin was.

@djuraster 2 жыл бұрын

new challenger approaches - meet Kamala Harris

@ZigealFaust 2 жыл бұрын

@@djuraster Jesus christ, cope much? Debbie Wasserman, Samantha Power, or even Nancy "The Ranchy" Pelosi are far better choices. But you don't even know who 2 out of 3 of them are do you, sucker?

@NCXDesigns 5 ай бұрын

This is how we learn from history, or we are doomed to repeat it.

@mst3KGf 10 жыл бұрын

"If I was in charge..." Sarah, don't give the rest of us nightmares about what might have been.

@Mythraen 4 жыл бұрын

Hi, I'm from the future. It's approximately as bad as if Palin had been elected.

@andromidius 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mythraen Potentially worse. For everything Palin is, at least she's not directly linked to an ongoing child sex ring investigation.

@asdfghjkzxcbnm 3 жыл бұрын

andromidius oh I forgot about pizzagate

@sillygoose635 3 жыл бұрын

@@andromidius or commiting treason with russia. huh.

@raikishan2929 3 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaajhaa

@tristankennedy9673 7 жыл бұрын

Remember when Palin was Trump before Trump was taken seriously, god I loved those days...

@WildeNabokov 7 жыл бұрын

I like that we're here trying to find solace in these trying times by watching old Jon Stewart videos.

@skynethasbecomeselfaware8120 7 жыл бұрын

i know right

@MikhailKalashnikovMiG 6 жыл бұрын

If palin was a billionaire and a man, she would very likely be president

@isprobablyjobhunting 6 жыл бұрын

what what ...Jesus Christ.

@thetitaniumcranium 6 жыл бұрын

Did it all weekend.

@pcbacklash_3261 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, remember the good ole' days when Sarah Palin was the craziest Republican? Memories...

@pcbacklash_3261 2 жыл бұрын

@Nobody Important Actually, the fringe of the Democratic Party is just that -- a fringe. From what I can tell, the vast majority of Dems are more moderate, as are most people in general.

@siddharthsen7035 2 жыл бұрын

@@pcbacklash_3261 most dems are not crazy , they're just educated gullible idiots

@Coccyx69 2 жыл бұрын

And when Stalin was the craziest Democrat

@bryanselva8799 2 жыл бұрын

Mandela effect

@johnnypottseed 2 жыл бұрын

@@pcbacklash_3261 you don't see any insanity from the left?

@kira0080 9 жыл бұрын

Be careful of those "raping" birds people. I hear they're pretty savage.

@patrickray5692 9 жыл бұрын

kira0080 them angry birds are pretty mean o.o

@jamesjcazzman3007 4 жыл бұрын

they need to explain these words to sarah the bird is the word and the word is the bird

@archangeljaze 4 жыл бұрын

Bird? Hmm seems like a bad Idea. nananana batman!

@ninasharifi5829 7 жыл бұрын

I MISS JON SO MUCH DUDE MY HEART HURTS

@samualwatkins 6 жыл бұрын

The woman at 1:23 looks like the weight of all the decisions she made leading up to her being at that rally JUST SUDDENLY hit her. And she is regretting them.

@JL_Lux 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MynameisBrianZX 9 жыл бұрын

It scares me that Sarah Palin exists in my country, and it scares me even more that there are droves of my fellow citizens cheering her on.

@ZhangtheGreat 8 жыл бұрын

+MynameisBrianZX She tells them what they want to hear. It gives them comfort.

@gibblets17 8 жыл бұрын

ZhangtheGreat yeah because Obama didn't tell the left exactly what they wanted to hear. As long as you don't listen to the opposing side you will never understand them and they will never understand you.

@ZhangtheGreat 8 жыл бұрын

Ben Crane Who said I fully support Obama 100%. Let's not jump to conclusions just because I criticized Palin =)

@DirtyMuzzie 6 жыл бұрын

Little did he know. The monstrosity that would soon follow her

@thagodwecreate5179 5 жыл бұрын

How do you feel now? Lol

@gutskenpachi2358 4 жыл бұрын

Such a simpler time, I can't believe I miss it.

@ferruciofernandez9901 9 жыл бұрын

"If your rapist is a bird"OMFG LMFAOOOOOOO

@CPhase2 9 жыл бұрын

The Sarah Palin clips hurt my brain a little.

@Jordy-iz6td 3 жыл бұрын

If only you knew what was coming post-2016...

@muggsyaxton8085 3 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way with Michelle Obama.

@sachindubey170 3 жыл бұрын

I swear to god I wasn’t expecting “if your rapist is a bird” line oh my god I haven’t laughed like this in a while.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@edwardnigma3775 8 жыл бұрын

When people ask "How on Earth could the US have voted for Obama twice, despite his failures?", it must always be reminded that this was the alternative.

@edwardnigma3775 8 жыл бұрын

CharWV I don't think you got what I meant.

@100kasimpasali 8 жыл бұрын

+CharWV dude you got him wrong :D. He is saying how can we not vote for Obama when this is the alternative that we have...

@andreas4010 8 жыл бұрын

+Edward Nigma cough* GWB

@edwardnigma3775 8 жыл бұрын

100kasimpasali You got it, dude ;)

@edwardnigma3775 8 жыл бұрын

guy random hmmm?

@tuskegeeace2840 7 жыл бұрын

You started this John. You could've saved it all. Why did you have to go.

@EmilioReyes_97 6 жыл бұрын

Tuskegee Ace what do you mean?

@maxchatterji5866 6 жыл бұрын

abdullah rill, how does he have no integrity?

@williamjameslehy1341 6 жыл бұрын

Noah's comedy is dreadfully bland, and his understanding of American politics is shallow. Maybe he could have worked as a semi-regular DS contributor, but he was a terrible choice for host. I get that John felt it was his time to retire, but sadly it was just when we need him most.

@MrSlanderer 5 жыл бұрын

One year on, and not a single person in this thread spelled Jon's name correctly. Such fans...

@saud8329 5 жыл бұрын

@abdullah rill couldn't agree more. All Trevor does is support the establishment Democrats. And that piece he did on Obama taking money from banks is just beyond pathetic and insult to the legacy of the daily show and Jon stewart

@StephVV 10 жыл бұрын

Was she drunk? Sure looks like she was kind of tipsy there.

@thevoiceofdahomey 5 жыл бұрын

And we used to think that was crazy. Now it’s just Monday before noon 😂🤣

@lolabigcups7121 8 жыл бұрын

even her audiences was like, Wayment what?

@GavinAhamatJDM 7 жыл бұрын

When Sarah Palin came up I was like oh God please no...

@DanOfAwsome 9 жыл бұрын

I can't stop watching this. it's just too funny!

@E762RoB12 10 жыл бұрын

"Water boarding, is how we baptise terrorists" This is my favourite quote of all time, 100% LUL

@analeigh5908 9 жыл бұрын

LMAO Palin is 50 shades of cray-cray

@jantje8611 8 жыл бұрын

it feels so good to remember there are sane people to :D makez my heart feel warm.

@avinashr77 4 жыл бұрын

Please come back, Jon, we need you now more than ever!!

@shauna1636 7 жыл бұрын

I know people disagree on presidents and their policies but honestly when I see comments saying Obama is an idiot who can't speak and people think she's a great speaker.....like WHAT THE FUCK is going on here.

@AnimePlaysMinecraft 7 жыл бұрын

Presidents basically have no power as well, Obama had loads of amazing policies and ideas but congress always vetoed them because of the republicans. Obama was amazing, most people who aren't American can see that.

@terriblenick933 7 жыл бұрын

Its important to state the distinction of his policies being vetoed or his policies being blocked. They were blocked as congress voted no. The president vetoes bills, not congress.

@johannesnicolaas 8 жыл бұрын

Jon, how do you do it, I see your reaction to Sarah Palin and I am shaking with laughter after 4 seconds. Man, I miss you!

@conniehunt7219 3 жыл бұрын

I miss him terribly too. I wonder if he was depressed and couldn’t take covering what we’ve had for 4 years. Thank God 2020 is OVER.

@conniehunt7219 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe with the clown leaving the Whitehouse, maybe Stewart will grace us with his presence again. Please God. We need his humor in the years of Covid.

@agogobell28 8 жыл бұрын

I love the reference at the end.

@thesageofmorningdew 6 жыл бұрын

1:22 the woman in the crowd looks so confused every one else is all smiley. I like to think she accidentally came to this

@Jakob_Nybo 9 жыл бұрын

Fantastic !

@nerfer200 9 жыл бұрын

"Even he should know that... Waterboarding, is our of way of baptizing terrorists." WAT

@jamesdick2580 3 жыл бұрын

typical Christian thing to say. lol

@thenewtalkerguy496 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man I forgot how much I loved to watch Sarah Pailin.

@ZambieNate 8 жыл бұрын

SHE STILL GOT IT

@jayforeman5299 8 жыл бұрын

NAILED IT!

@inaquianallforce4042 9 жыл бұрын

"Gathering of the Dumbalos" Love that movie.

@mrrareclassprodigy 4 жыл бұрын

So sorry I'm late I could not stop pressing the replay button

@koekkiekoelkastrijder4272 9 жыл бұрын

I'm not English. I do however fluently speak English, but I did not understand Palin at all :3

@krgreen719 9 жыл бұрын

English can be your first, second, or fiftieth language, and *you still can't be expected to understand her. *presuming you are a rational human being with a modicum of common sense and ability to reason.

@koekkiekoelkastrijder4272 9 жыл бұрын

JohnZ117 maybe that is what Tina Fey did 0.0

@Hellobob58 9 жыл бұрын

Koekkie Koelkastrijder Something is just wrong about the way she puts sentences together and speaks the language, but I can never exactly put my finger on it.

@CrushedToTheDepths 9 жыл бұрын

Koekkie Koelkastrijder I recently graduated with a degree in English writing, I have speak 3 languages fluently, and I have tutored lower level students in English... and I don't understand the crazy bitch even remotely. My friend, you could study for years and nothing she says will make sense.

@JohnZ117 9 жыл бұрын

CrushedToTheDepths Have you tried my suggestion? If so, why?

@_inked_out 8 жыл бұрын

"you do read... all of them" hahah clever stewart

@syedhamid8916 4 жыл бұрын

"You do read all of them"...that was brilliant lol

@Sableagle 5 жыл бұрын

1:23 right of centre, one woman in a scoop-neck pink t-shirt thinking: "OMFG WTF did she just say? People are cheering. I'm at a rally for someone who just said that. I'm surrounded by people who are cheering that. Oh shit. How soon can I get out of here? Shit. Shit shit shit. SHIIIIIIT!!!"

@sandy1128 4 жыл бұрын

John, we miss you😢You were the voice of reason.

@TheWinterburne 6 жыл бұрын

Miss you so much,John!

@Conns2239 9 жыл бұрын

I am flabbergasted, Befuddled, outright nonplussed at that water-boarding statement. She was almost a Vice President, and in turn almost President.... Of the United States..... you ever get that sinking, morbid, overwhelming sensation of imminent doom whenever you try to fathom just how large the universe is? I just got that feeling thinking about what could have been.

@sportagus3 4 жыл бұрын

The first 30 seconds of this give me life.

@SamanthaS893 9 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is she talking about?

@sobosswagner 9 жыл бұрын

Something about baptizing birds by shooting at the ceiling.

@BollocksUtwat 9 жыл бұрын

Apparently trying to say seriously what I say as a joke to my friends, such as when watching bombs go off in Iraq talking about how thats a lot of freedom that just got dropped.

@michaelbarry1293 9 жыл бұрын

Samantha Dorlus No one really knows, we just kinda go along with it.

@jessicaknopp6734 9 жыл бұрын

Samantha Dorlus Pause at 1:23 to find the woman in the audience behind her thinking the exact same thing.

@timohearn740 9 жыл бұрын

Samantha Dorlus lol that`s perfect. still laughing.

@houseMDenthusiast 4 жыл бұрын

pause at 1:23. Lady in the pink shirt is like "wtf is she saying?"

@ArtGirl82 9 жыл бұрын

Even that lady at the rally at 1:23, is thinking "did they all hear the same thing I just heard? Because that was insaaaanne"

@AndorRobotnik 8 жыл бұрын

Those videos of Lisa Ann were weird

@VivaLaCric 7 жыл бұрын

I know right....someone really banged her brains out >

@zachos2 7 жыл бұрын

El Reino de Andor No they were great, now we need one with a Kim k look a like all tied up.

@tristankennedy9673 7 жыл бұрын

zachos2 ...I'm not saying that there's something like that on pornhub, but maybe you might wanna go check on that out if it's that important to you

@zachos2 7 жыл бұрын

Tristan Kennedy Yes it would be great

@imageaware 9 жыл бұрын

1:23 The face on the woman in pink is priceless! She's the one with black hair.

@johntroutt6004 3 жыл бұрын

We need youJon

@TheSpecialJ11 8 жыл бұрын

How was she ever elected to anything?

@gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 жыл бұрын

I guess it is for the very simple reason that TV can do magic. :)

@tmrevenge 4 жыл бұрын

At least not for president while grabbing women right in the pussy

@Buluga06 4 жыл бұрын

She’s the female Donald trump

@Hhhhhh-sz9ud 4 жыл бұрын

She used to be governor of Alaska

@choo-choosims1956 3 жыл бұрын

Alaska

@EveryCrazyDay 3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh far and yet at the same time how little we have come...

@Da55Moose 2 жыл бұрын

The big girl in the middle at 1:23 is just fantastic

@speedytrash9005 3 жыл бұрын

01:00 thought that was Tina Fey for a second🤣

@maggieburkart907 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Sarah Palin looked off for some reason.... and then I realized that whenever I think of her, I see Tina Fey’s face too

@tuckerbowen4626 4 жыл бұрын

i do love a good mythological reference :)

@imNotYourDad8000 5 жыл бұрын

It took me a long time to understand this concept

@crumbtrey 10 жыл бұрын

He's banning an 80 year-old man for life.

@heldtlouis2269 4 жыл бұрын

Just another day at the office for Jon Stewart

@maxsmith611 4 жыл бұрын

Remember when Palin was the craziest republican we had to deal

@steelstringd2018 9 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to that reaction clip where they had a single frame from Independence Day.

@rostamsunny8802 5 жыл бұрын

Jon was damn good at his job! We miss u man!

@CharlieDaisy 10 жыл бұрын

Thats cool

@netaniarivera7735 9 жыл бұрын

1:22, loving the expression of the woman in the pink shirt.

@littleblueclovers 7 жыл бұрын

Sarah Palin is my role model. I look at her and think: If she could spew the bullshit that she says and get an applause, even I could be in a position of power.

@dr.johnnysins 3 жыл бұрын

Why is Lauren Boebert in this video and why is Jon Stewart calling her Sarah Palin

@sgtjohnson49 3 жыл бұрын

Ugh as a CO native I can't stand the woman

@theluvjain 8 жыл бұрын

Watching this after watching Colbert's impersonation for the 50th time. What a time to be alive

@tc9634 4 жыл бұрын

Ah the good old days when we could all agree that crazy people were not fit for office.

@ProjectNetoku 9 жыл бұрын

........ Hah? been up for 16-17 hrs. that alone almost killed me XD

@jeffclassic7205 2 жыл бұрын

Sarah started to sound like Bush a little😂😂

@jacquelinemorrison6247 2 жыл бұрын

its hurts......😰😥

@scofield1154 7 жыл бұрын

CONSEQUENCES !!

@foreverlostsoul1 10 жыл бұрын

Hahaha... baptisum by waterboarding!!!!

@wvgolfnut1 9 жыл бұрын

This is a women who went on Fox Noise and stated, and I quote; " This President is outta control. In 1782, after the fore fathers won the civil war, we had 13 states, and today under this President, we are all the way up to 48, this madness has to stop" end quote

@rbackfisch 9 жыл бұрын

Thank God that is a hypothetical.

@ericxpenner 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the proper Daily Show so much. It was past its best when Jon left, but it was still so much better than what they're making now.

@homerco213 8 жыл бұрын

Allan Savory's TED talk is the best I've seen yet. Close second is Reggie Watts, where he DOES say nothing.

@wienerstein2817 3 жыл бұрын

But he doesn't not say nothing.

@ronniecundiff2918 7 жыл бұрын

holy crap!!

@ChakkyCharizard 8 жыл бұрын

0:54 I thought he said, "Death Note," and I was like "Holy shit did Jon Stewart just reference an anime?" LOL

@amak3 8 жыл бұрын

+ChakkyCharizard｜Chakky-P Well I'm sure you noticed. It was Death knell which is a funeral bell which is classical like macbeth.

@supremecraze04 9 жыл бұрын

This video....the comments.....everything is as Hilarious as it should be

@KaiTenSatsuma 4 жыл бұрын

2:20 - Remember back when Joe Biden talking down to women was slightly less terrifying than it is now and you could laugh Sarah Palin's Bird-Rapist rhetoric off as being completely insane? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

@ajsmith3394 9 жыл бұрын

1:23 look on lady in pink shirt's face

@Moonlitwatersofaqua 9 жыл бұрын

hilarious

@animelovergonemad331 9 жыл бұрын

Brunette lady in pink at 1:23 has the best expression ever

@fmobus 3 жыл бұрын

Man... Those were simpler time

@TheHeartbreaka 9 жыл бұрын

HAHA, the girl girl in the pink at 1:22-1:23 is the only one with a "oh shit, she just said that" face.

@followyoboithe1trapstar545 9 жыл бұрын

"Thank GOD that's an hypothetical "

@jyreklordinthrain7813 9 жыл бұрын

look at the woman at 1:23(the only one not clapping, in pink) shes like how'd I get here? wtf is going on here?

@j.demarco8937 4 жыл бұрын

You do read. Lmfao

@ingeborg-anne 10 жыл бұрын

2:22 sounds like a comment from Your Grammar Sucks.

@CorvusBelli01 9 жыл бұрын

"If your rapist is a bird". Poor Big Bird is gonna get really sick of being in those police line-ups.

@joshuamoore4537 3 жыл бұрын

My brain cells were dying listening to Sarah Palin.

@CannibalLecter 9 жыл бұрын

I still like her water-boarding quote.

@bellavita2284 7 жыл бұрын

GWB, Palin, Trump.. Give these people their own show please! Imagine them doing a panel discussion

@voteyourconscience5080 3 жыл бұрын

I miss Jon a lot. The daily show not the same!

@Miss.6ixEdits 5 жыл бұрын

pause at the reaction @ 1:23 . someone paint that as an grand renaissance oil painting

@frankmanti9770 10 жыл бұрын

Oh, Sarah...

@jacobpeterson4071 3 жыл бұрын

It's good to look back and remember the state of affairs in the United States of America did not just fall out of the sky. We've had two powers pampering to and playing to the worst of our compulsions in order to seize power. These people are supposed to represent our interests but they're playing a game that the vast, vast majority is not privy to. We all know somebody we respect but has wildly different views from ourselves. Remember that that is a human being and if certain divisive subjects come up do your best to promote a positive, constructive conversation. Jacob out.

@jankuchel7 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, once.. but now… maybe not. Keeping the sanity and meditating 2 hours a day amid the tRump train is more than enough for me to dance with