The Daily Show - Shakes on a Plain & Secret Agent Can

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9 жыл бұрын

Oklahoma suffers a bizarre surge in earthquakes following the introduction of fracking, and the NSA gets an unlikely new mascot.
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@ShiroKage009 8 жыл бұрын

"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" This was genius.

@himdotcom 8 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@prometheustree 5 жыл бұрын

I always thought that was a common saying

@rohitr9400 4 жыл бұрын

A version of this was used in The West Wing before this..

@beardymcj2026 3 жыл бұрын

Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy your stay in Dallas?

$@jamesfracasse8178$

@jamesfracasse8178 3 жыл бұрын

Other than that Mrs.Trump how did the divorce go for you?

@FhtagnCthulhu 8 жыл бұрын

That seismologist has an amazing deadpan.

@maazkalim 3 жыл бұрын

{ONLY-&-only to the OP and "upvoters": }That's why he was invited on a right news-outlet!

@gabemoss2186 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@YxngFresco Жыл бұрын

“And then you’re gunna ANALYZE it” makes me roll every time I hear it 😂

@LASTCARonBROCK 9 жыл бұрын

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" LOL

@odonnell1218 6 жыл бұрын

That was the most brilliant analogy I've ever heard! Lol

@barryamato101 5 жыл бұрын

That's funny.

@seanmatthewking 3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t invent that, but still a good line

@Godzillatank 2 жыл бұрын

6:00 the way he says “you’re going to dig through all the rash at your school...and then you’re going to analyze it” is really funny

@MrImagayguy 8 жыл бұрын

Earthquakes and poisoned water. A small price to pay for corporate gain that'll be stashed offshore so it can't be taxed. #America

@rickjames9039 8 жыл бұрын

Not much of a plan to be honest, anyone with a decent I.Q level knows this.

@rickjames9039 8 жыл бұрын

Michael Bond lol

@libbybollinger5901 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Bond eh, most of the politicians know, they just love the lobbying from those corporations

@alexandershaw146 6 жыл бұрын

@hazukichanx408 5 жыл бұрын

But it's "good for the economy"! They'll sell so much more bottled water if the tap water is poisonous, and then they can poison all the other ground water until there's a huge water crisis and rake in even more money! Until every single man in a suit across the country is brutally killed in unprecedented water riots and the whole place descends into post-apocalyptic chaos, but eh, what can you do. And why should we create additional jobs disposing of waste in safer, more sustainable ways when we can just create earthquakes under our own homes?^^ ...Sure, politicians love saying "Jobs, jobs, jobs!" but that's just a metaphor for "Screw you all, expendable suckers". A subtle, slightly disingenuous metaphor.

@adamcrawford304 6 жыл бұрын

As a person who was born and raised in Oklahoma, the depiction of this state is horrifyingly accurate. Gov Fallin is the bane of Oklahoma's existence

@DerekHohls 5 жыл бұрын

Scuse my ignorance as a non-American, but you *did* vote for your own Governor, right?

@UVjoint 4 жыл бұрын

@@DerekHohls Yes, that's totally how an election works - a candidate only wins if every voter votes for them and them alone.

@paintedhorse6880 2 жыл бұрын

As a Texan, I feel your pain.

@VivekAnandJ 7 ай бұрын

"How do you know what I'm asking myself? You really do work for the NSA" 😂😂😂

@akari9900 9 жыл бұрын

"Dear god, Spongebob, What did they do to you?" After, that sentence, I laughed so hard, I almost pissed myself XD

@aiden359 6 жыл бұрын

Dear God Spongebob what have they done to you?

@MaliciousSlug 9 жыл бұрын

Dunk looks so horrifying, he's definitely crossed the Uncanny Valley

@gwensmith7439 7 жыл бұрын

Scarabic Jones "crossed"

@SoftimusPrime Жыл бұрын

The ending is f***ing hilarious😂🤣😂🤣

@lml6791 3 жыл бұрын

4:38 One of my favorite reactions of his entire tenure on the show

@Smellbringer 8 жыл бұрын

Goddamnit they took John Oliver to heart and now every agency has a mascot.

@alexamadeline2381 6 жыл бұрын

“For dessert they get to use math! Dunk, you’re my best friend!” 😂

@almika360 9 жыл бұрын

I'm a geologist in Canada for an oil company, seriously USA needs to update there regulations for drilling and fracing and disposal, USA seriously has like no regulations compared to canada

@randomcrap4230 8 жыл бұрын

But we cant have regulations to protect the people and the planet...where would we make our money??? Besides, Jesus will protect us. Didnt anyone tell you? (read with intense amounts of Sarcasm)

@jagerbombs2006 8 жыл бұрын

almika360 Just by the way you wrote your comment, I can tell that you are not a geologist or anything remotely close to an "...ologist". However, I agree with you.

@almika360 8 жыл бұрын

because of the way I write a comment on youtube makes you doubt who I say I am? Sorry didn't know I was writing a paper to be peer reviewed and forward my career, therefore I never re read my comment to check proper punctuation and all that neat and wonderful stuff..... Also this makes me laugh because you can believe whatever you want but I know I make butt loads more cash then you and can write my comments on youtube anyway I Please :D

@jagerbombs2006 8 жыл бұрын

almika360 Thanks for that.

@typacsk 8 жыл бұрын

+almika360 May I draw your attention to the Mount Polley mine incident?

@zachkills4 7 жыл бұрын

Legit cried at the dig through trash thing.

@martyjackson4166 3 жыл бұрын

I know, watching that was the hardest I’ve laughed in long time

@jamesdick2580 3 жыл бұрын

laughed at the "8% Pastrami, 2% shame".

@acetrigger1337 5 жыл бұрын

"if it works, let's keep doing it until it doesn't." - Humanity.

@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын

And if it doesn’t work… just keep doing it. Even when someone says they know a better way.

@SuicidalChef 8 жыл бұрын

literally one of the funniest jon Stewart moments

@edercorrales6195 9 жыл бұрын

Can the homeowners affected by the earthquakes caused by the fracking practices of the oil companies sue said oil companies?

@vguyver2 9 жыл бұрын

Whisper Mason yes, ironically the state can't afford to sue a company with a higher GDC than itself despite depending on the state for gas.

@johnbenton4488 9 жыл бұрын

eder corrales This is about to become Government policy in UK. I call it "Raping the planet for profit". UK government calls it "An opportunity to secure energy independence" . This is politico-speak for "I'll let my pals make loads more money, and fuck the cost to the people and the environment".

@smuganimeface1116 9 жыл бұрын

eder corrales Our Supreme Court JUST ruled that people affected by fracking caused earthquakes can indeed sue energy companies. It also ruled that the 10 commandments statue outside the state capital had to be taken down. It's been a good week for Democrats in Oklahoma

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 9 жыл бұрын

eder corrales Nope, the government has laws preventing small people from annoying important companies.

@randomcrap4230 8 жыл бұрын

We can now! Of course, we dont stand a chance against their big time lawyers and the way they have bought off juat about every politician in the state, but at least we have the right to! Lol this state is a joke.

@Madcapredcap 8 жыл бұрын

That was one of the more funny Daily Show segments I've seen in a while.

@oro3510 8 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest skit I've ever seen him do

@rostamsunny8802 8 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is very funny. Watch the rest of his work. Funnier than this by a mile.

@johantolli372 6 жыл бұрын

/watch?v=HSlriHaSIWA

@potterpotty01 6 жыл бұрын

Olivia Faas look up the Glen beck parody.

@OrionoftheStar 8 жыл бұрын

I loved living in Oklahoma (except for the allergens and the tornadoes and the non-tornado storms and the heat and that asshole who lived on my street), but I am so fucking glad I moved out.

@joelball3436 8 жыл бұрын

You escaped, congratulations. I'm still trapped in this hell

@nakiehswodahs7 8 жыл бұрын

Feel free to move to my state, unless bugs don't bother you, then you could go east and buy enough land to declare yourself a sovereign nation of _ square acres and still have enough to buy a mazarati.

@nakiehswodahs7 8 жыл бұрын

You're S.O.L. on the a@@hole problem though, if there isn't one there already they will come, like computer viruses.

@eugeniageneva 4 жыл бұрын

I really miss Jon Stewart! Trevor is ok... but he is no Stewart!

@raykahn455 3 жыл бұрын

I agree but also remember a granny smith apple will never be a macintosh apple no matter what it does

@marceledel8619 9 жыл бұрын

7:58 The greatest line ever!

@omgabanna 9 жыл бұрын

4:00 That was some idiocracy type shit for real.

@amandajones3806 8 жыл бұрын

yes, because kids wanna listen to adults tell them to dig through trash, analyze it and do math? WTF!! what is WRONG with you NSA??!!!!!

@seanmatthewking 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they just have a good sense of humor

@maazkalim 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds barbaric to me, Mr @@seanmatthewking.

@ditiromotene2582 5 жыл бұрын

Damm this guy is actually very funny 😹😹😹

@danielortman2534 9 жыл бұрын

I live in MD, so I know people who work for the NSA. I should ask them if they can be less creepy.

@maazkalim 3 жыл бұрын

Get your life-insurance policies prepared for encashment - first! Your kith-&-kin might've fight a very hard fight. And none of the lobbyists across the US East Coast: Certainly not the ADL®, shall support them in their battle against the neocon-neoliberal order-of-things

@04straw 9 жыл бұрын

Thank you for exposing the idiocy of this god-awful state. A few of us who live here realize how stupid these people are, but we are by far in the minority. And for those who say I should just move, I wish it were that easy. I'd be out of this hell hole in a heartbeat.

@cgsoldier4196 9 жыл бұрын

Southerners accepting scientific facts?!?!?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!

@696190 9 жыл бұрын

cgsoldier4196 Yeah, well they still do what science tells them not to, so they are still keeping with their image

@mattipps 5 жыл бұрын

Liberals think a man can become a woman by removing penis and adding breasts. Yay science!

@james193945 5 жыл бұрын

@@mattipps Bud, you know you're responding to a 3-year old post, right?

@mattipps 5 жыл бұрын

@ggfhj gfdg idiot.

@iananderson4754 5 жыл бұрын

Oklahoma may suck but that's only because we're so close to Kansas

@chunkachocolat4611 8 жыл бұрын

His face at 4:34...priceless

@cesarmadero05 6 жыл бұрын

Max Canon Dear God, Spongebob. What have they done to you?

@epicluigi9185 6 жыл бұрын

How is the government agency with the most sophisticated computer technology in the world not capable of producing computer graphics at a higher level than a 1980s Dire Straits video?

@squirrelman1540 4 жыл бұрын

"You're gonna dig through all the trash in your school... and then you're gonna analyze it!"

@sticks4632 4 жыл бұрын

I broke down laughing for like 10 minutes

@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын

“Hey kids! Does any of that trash have phone numbers or computer passwords on it?”

@andrewboldt9021 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best segment Stewart has ever done.

@jsounds535 7 жыл бұрын

that whole thing was hilarious

@legally_lisa 3 жыл бұрын

I RECALL BEING A STUDENT IN SCHOOL WHEN THEY MADE US GO THRU THE TRASH. finally years later, an explanation.

@panama2468 6 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I'm laughing out loud. That voice mockery of the nsa blue man trash can

@youngkim5909 7 жыл бұрын

Jon come back, we NEED u

@lenniegodber7805 9 жыл бұрын

I want one of those hats

@mikalahreagen4800 8 жыл бұрын

'Not publicly' 😂😂

@madcek 3 жыл бұрын

Dunk was Klepper‘s voice, right?

@mezza001 9 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart rocks!!!

@randythehumble 3 жыл бұрын

I was stationed on an artillery base in OK, and now I am wondering if the ground that was shaking was really from fracking/refilling etc, and not the massive artillery barrages. We in the barracks thought some of it was from the guy that loved burritos....

@ledichang9708 2 жыл бұрын

Funny you say that. Scientific American had an article on geologists investigating strange tremors that were recorded on seismometers across the entire state, and eventually found it was McAlester Army Ammunition Plant detonating their expired ammunition.

@powellcpr8747 2 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is the GOAT

@robertdevries1049 8 жыл бұрын

Horrible news, hilarious delivery.

@JO3DIGGA 9 жыл бұрын

This is proof that the jaily show still got it. Amazing writing. And the "the Jew is in the bagel" part was fuckin funny!!!!

@kevinloftus5949 9 жыл бұрын

God I love the Daily Show

@greigstar 6 жыл бұрын

Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? One of the greatest lines in night shows..lol

@alexlandherr 4 жыл бұрын

Two quakes a day makes the house of cards go away.

@Krissmundur 7 жыл бұрын

we have the same propblem in iceland, but we are drilling for Hot water. to heat our home and Steam to power turbians for electricity. and we pump leftover water back in the ground 500 liters per sek, half a mile down and a small town got like 1500 earthquakes in 1 month the highest 3.5 on richter

@duxnihilo 5 жыл бұрын

80% water, 10% oxygen, 8% pastrami, 2% shame, haha

@cesarmadero05 6 жыл бұрын

Dunk, you are my best friend! *LOOK HERE, DUNK!* ..... *_pause_*

@asecretone 5 жыл бұрын

Dunk, you're my best friend.

@macbuff81 7 жыл бұрын

Comedic genius!

@projectjt3149 8 жыл бұрын

"Spongebob" XD

@dougstanhope7774 5 жыл бұрын

I took you for granted Mr Stewart

@guardingdark2860 8 жыл бұрын

That mascot thing looks like a spore creation gone wrong.

@colinh5299 3 жыл бұрын

I miss the glory days of the daily show :[

@brianzhang1 3 жыл бұрын

This is what news commenting should be instead of smearing.

@TheYellowMask5421 4 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure thats Colbert doing the "Dunk" voice.

@georgedarkrender388 4 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Earth. #BrainMelty

@Trekgirl101 8 жыл бұрын

Earth Day is always been my favorite holiday.

@Magnavox-1972 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize John Stewart was 8% pastrami. Thanks, Dunk! :)

@LANIkoo 9 жыл бұрын

its like a smurf made love to spongebob and then captain planets soul came down and in bedded itself into the resulting spawn.

@NickDBaker 3 жыл бұрын

Dunk sounds like Jordan Klepper...

@GeneralAblon 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that was Jordan K. as Spongebob from hell.

@sumairb9978 6 жыл бұрын

LOOK HERE *DUNK*

@PapaTaurean 3 жыл бұрын

Is... is that talking Recycling Bin Peter Sagel?!? Whaaaaaa???

@ram9622 7 ай бұрын

What have done to Spongebob thats hilarious

@raes.3202 5 жыл бұрын

This program has shown many positive results in Canada. The National did an informative report

@maazkalim 3 жыл бұрын

NSA's programme? Fracking? Or..?

@OmiGundam777 Жыл бұрын

I know this is late, but my high school did a waste audit. My club actually pushed it.

@Samestro 9 жыл бұрын

6:42 I'M HOLDING THE PHONE, WHEN CAN I LET GO OF IT?!!!!

@Filmsforthefuture 9 жыл бұрын

Samestro Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original Hilarious and Original

@greigstar 3 жыл бұрын

Legendary skit

@IllTeachYouCultivation 8 жыл бұрын

Except for the earthquakes and contamination of water lol

@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play.”

@ljeffandherdog 8 жыл бұрын

Catching up.. I have a friend in Oklahoma, and the earthquakes are freaky.

@StarWinchester 8 жыл бұрын

My birthday is on Earth Day lmao. This is like a birthday shout out.

@hyperion1028 8 жыл бұрын

@bruceguyman6540 4 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday?

@StarWinchester 4 жыл бұрын

Bruce Guy man yes. Thank you ☺️

@StarWinchester 4 жыл бұрын

Bruce Guy man I just realized I made this comment for years ago :) thank you for reminding me that Jon Stewart indirectly gave me a bday shoutout lmao

@bruceguyman6540 4 жыл бұрын

Star Winchester haha yeah I saw it was earth day today and idk just thought of this skit. Went down the comments. And I was like what are the chances after 4 years they might say thanks or something lol. But hope you’re having as much fun as you can during these times for your birthday. I do miss Jon though. Especially the last few years.

@rosehearts8380 5 жыл бұрын

The poor guy in the video. He looked like he was reading a ransom note.

@tinydancer8536 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like a colonoscopy taking place underground with that long hose of a tube, u know?

@FNGLHR 9 жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking God, the Secret Agent Dunk sketch, Christ, I'm dying. I'm fucking dying. Gut gonna but wide open. Goodbye world. Too funny! It's like the sketch is laced with Joker venom.

@IrvinCascade 3 ай бұрын

3:53 To answer Jon's question of "why?" It's functionally attributed to the comment "Oklahoma has accepted scientific evidence." If a state is actively admitting that "Big Oil" or anyone of the sort is to blame for something, that's a MASSIVE red flag. It likely means they have no intention of changing things, and have measures in place TO prevent those changes.

@kapilchhabria1727 10 ай бұрын

The writing on this show was a league above what it is now.

@GopaiCheems 3 жыл бұрын

Number of accents 2.5 LMAOOO

@ruthmeeker198 8 жыл бұрын

Sincerely: JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT PLEASE.

@HarlemSexyBlaqkat 7 жыл бұрын

Gross digging through school lunch bins. LOL.

@IcyPinguin 8 жыл бұрын

Well for NSA dispose trash in a properly is to avoid their secret data getting collected by some random personxD

@sharksfan2041 7 жыл бұрын

4:30 had me cryin. so funny

@joelcrow 4 жыл бұрын

Shakes on a plain... I miss John's writers.

@manfredvoncoolstuff6071 7 жыл бұрын

LISTEN HERE DUNK!!!!

@KevinP32270 9 жыл бұрын

Epic lol

@theresaanderssons94 5 жыл бұрын

how can they be that good and that silly

@bluesquare23 5 жыл бұрын

This is so fuching guud

@gerff01 9 жыл бұрын

The first step in a program to get more info. 1. This "thing" 2. Focus attention on how much paper is being "wasted" by not doing things all electronically 3. Kids start programs to get schools to quit wasting paper with semi-annual audits to see how they "improve" 3.5. Kids are taught at a young age to not write ANYTHING on paper so it is all accessible by NSA - 2 birds, one stone