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The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
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@skipstreak3269 4 жыл бұрын
12:28 "i want every gun we have to fire on that man" Dark Peasant: **Brushes off shoulders**
@Procraftbrother 4 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi reference. 😆👍
@skipstreak3269 4 жыл бұрын
procraftbrothers glad to know people still respect that scene, lol
@dexugold6901 4 жыл бұрын
That’ll work
@crystalsteinbeisser5909 4 жыл бұрын
Did the guys that control the tanks read the title of the vid if they did they would have just said bye falisha
@sueellenwalter8792 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz how do you get Legsy. Map and. Were is the tank in the map Blitz
@neilweaver2356 4 жыл бұрын
"I defeated the red team single-handedly." Me: *glances at the orbiting black gloves of death*
@virgilioalforque6565 3 жыл бұрын
You actually have channel I accidentally hit your name
@birdsayshello 3 жыл бұрын
@@virgilioalforque6565 dont we all have channels
@EndearingExotics 3 жыл бұрын
@@virgilioalforque6565 everyone has a channel
@Noahjowow 4 жыл бұрын
When blitz says: why are they running away? Me: *fear dawns in eyes* they're not running away...they're being dragged.
@Procraftbrother 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@onetokk 4 жыл бұрын
You just got yourself a sub
@Noahjowow 4 жыл бұрын
@@onetokk what a lad
@obsidianthedirewolf1530 4 жыл бұрын
They’re*
@Noahjowow 4 жыл бұрын
@@obsidianthedirewolf1530 done
@Psnuer 4 жыл бұрын
New people: what’s the dark peasant Ogs: I haven’t heard there name in years
@dannypetruzella2686 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when like the only way to kill him was to have so many M-16s that they just pushed him off the map
@dannypetruzella2686 4 жыл бұрын
Not a spy I remember before that existed
@dannypetruzella2686 4 жыл бұрын
Not a spy That was so long ago... I can barley remember... remember Trump and Hillary lol
@klumzykook 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Petruzella YES LOL
@CrownedIndieVisual 4 жыл бұрын
PsGaming I have been around when the spike dark peasant first came out. The dark peasant with the balls do less damage to the OG super peasant. The peasant with 999 reaper tentacles is classified as a dark peasant. This god hand dark peasant is now more OP than the others... He could block ranged units as he smacks then down. Point is during all the years TABS was active for the beta, closed alpha and alpha and each version has their own updated dark peasant!
@lionobama1397 4 жыл бұрын
8:04 the best sound he ever made is when he wanted to say “OOOOOO” but was in the middle of saying Thor so it was just “thOOOOOOOOR”
@TeamCloud. 4 жыл бұрын
lion the 8:05
@lionobama1397 4 жыл бұрын
Team Cloud Developers 8:04
@Blackish.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
just swinging his little ding a ling back and forth. blitz: lets give him 10 cHeErLeAdErS
@sharkarp3376 4 жыл бұрын
Evan Vinojo Francis LOL
@kinglycrimson 4 жыл бұрын
10 CHEERLEADERS TO PLAY WITH
@TestTest-nv1dc 4 жыл бұрын
@@kinglycrimson oh dear god
@rlKhaios 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@MoistCat9 4 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Gabstermi 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: The Dark Peasant is unkillable! The Super Peasant: *Are you sure about that?*
@rlKhaios 4 жыл бұрын
Actually the super peasant cant even 10v1 the dark peasant
@lowkey3973 4 жыл бұрын
People saying that the super peasant Beats the dark peasant me knowing that it’s a bug and the super peasant doesn’t do any damage on his own he pushes the dark peasant trough the ground
@reichertmatias2994 4 жыл бұрын
@just a very weak boy yeah but its still more dif to kill normal like no super cause he can block all ranged units and destroy all in range
@bryansmart360 4 жыл бұрын
19:19 Blitz: so what is the most powerful melee unit in the game. Super peasant:Am I a joke to you?
@aozzya1563 4 жыл бұрын
he said at the beginning that he didn't want to use any overpowered things
@bryansmart360 4 жыл бұрын
@@aozzya1563 Oh.
@gachaverseanimator5562 4 жыл бұрын
Use a dark peasant against catapults you’re really gonna love the outcome
@calvinsquire3188 4 жыл бұрын
IKR I did that he threw them right back
@gachaverseanimator5562 4 жыл бұрын
King H dark peasant catches the boulders mid-air then throws them back
@bernardcalixte6646 4 жыл бұрын
I saw it it's so cool
@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132 4 жыл бұрын
what about spawning units like scarecrow or the clam guy ??? what would that look like
@dashmog9068 4 жыл бұрын
Put him in a fight with Thor
@user-vf9qh5rq1t 4 жыл бұрын
I tried to kill superpeasant and darkpeasant. There's the strategies: 1) to kill dark peasant you need like a two hundred or so ice giants, he for some reason gets stuck in their corpses and does almost none damage. But maybe this was just a bug. 2) Superpesant is actually easier, a bunch of cupids just lock him in place and slowly kill him if they manage to hit him once
@patrickkural1315 4 жыл бұрын
I think you can stop the superpeasant by using the banner bearer
@user-vf9qh5rq1t 4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickkural1315 banner bearer can stop only units on his team.
@HawkSlam 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Kural I tried it, it doesn’t work even if the banner is on your own team
@vandrew4692 4 жыл бұрын
Dark peasant is easy to kill just use super
@rodomify7681 4 жыл бұрын
the super peasant literaly does so much damage he can kill himself in a few seconds
@MajesticUC 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: “Dark peasant is unkillable” Super peasant: Hold my bracelets...
@Meridian453 4 жыл бұрын
Super peasant is unbeatable
@shadowspeed5440 4 жыл бұрын
Flowey The flower no Super Peasant can beat Super Peasant
@carrott36 3 жыл бұрын
cupid can beat super peasant
@MajesticUC 3 жыл бұрын
@@carrott36 1 cupid alone can’t beat the super peasant
@carrott36 3 жыл бұрын
@@MajesticUC yes but u don’t even need to break ur computer, u only need a few
@rockiecraft 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Anime MC when the power of friendship kicks in: 12:10
@Joel-tv7jw 4 жыл бұрын
Rockiecraft kirito after having a flashback of eugeo
@Archalias100 4 жыл бұрын
*Fairy Tail flashbacks*
@thegreatknowing 4 жыл бұрын
9:50 Oh look! A new splatoon update!
@haroldfamulagan1852 4 жыл бұрын
Great joke!
@person4579 4 жыл бұрын
lol XD
@CHEZZISH 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: Keeps on saying the dark peasant is the best in the game. Super peasant: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!?
@killianozio1074 4 жыл бұрын
Auctully there is no challenge cus dark peasent is OP
@skoptook9321 4 жыл бұрын
dark peasant: Chad super peasant: simp
@jordanrice1323 4 жыл бұрын
Super easly beats dark
@skoptook9321 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rice nah fam
@PredatorH2O 4 жыл бұрын
@@killianozio1074 Superpeasant always wins .
@bevbee9372 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Peasant: Ima kill them from a far. Super Peasant: *YEET*
@colechappy5671 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: i defeated the red team single handedly Me: except for all the dark peasant's glove hands
@fixer8231 4 жыл бұрын
The Dark peasent is like: lol stay out of my Way Or get deleted.
@anry2129 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so true
@briishcabbage568 4 жыл бұрын
im not sure staying out of the way works i think you more have to never be within sight range, as long as he can`t see you he can`t kill you.
@fixer8231 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Pan Dark peasent: oh shoot- uhhh nvm ill just go home
@psychedtim 4 жыл бұрын
An den the super pesant
@syraa5616 4 жыл бұрын
No, he just doesn't want to get the corona virus
@JosephLachh 3 жыл бұрын
Thanos: “all that for a drop of blood” Dark Peasant:
@blakethepersonwhoreallydoe6907 4 жыл бұрын
16:34 the dark peasant got a sword in him. So I wonder if a ton of super buffed sword casters could defeat it
@angeltarango3267 4 жыл бұрын
Nah I've used 100 hwatchas he blocks all of them
@karatethemadscientist4116 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that too
@bobbythelion6879 3 жыл бұрын
No even if range attacks hit him he take no damage
@karatethemadscientist4116 3 жыл бұрын
Dam I forgot I commented on this
@EndearingExotics 3 жыл бұрын
@@angeltarango3267 Trust me sword caster have a higher probability to hit the dark peasant
@poyokid916 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: Let me know how to kill the dark peasant! Me: imma say 2 words: Super Peasant
@clash9087 4 жыл бұрын
"They're so excited" -Blitz 2020
@Duck_looking_for_grapes 4 жыл бұрын
Him vs one punch man EPIC FIGHT Right guys like to say yes
@allmight6048 4 жыл бұрын
Bluefox dark peasant can win by throwing saitama under the map
@Duck_looking_for_grapes 4 жыл бұрын
@@allmight6048 na I think he got it I believe one punch man is the best
@allmight6048 4 жыл бұрын
No I mean it’s in a video on youtube i wasn’t making a theory i was stating a fact that I’ve seen
@lokani 4 жыл бұрын
9:41 Gaster using his polychromatism after seeing sans and papyrus die.
@1469294J 4 жыл бұрын
Lol hello fellow comrade
@abigailmendoza176 4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing can kill the dark peasent" Super peasent:Am i a joke to you?
@jicao 3 жыл бұрын
When your frames per second turns into seconds per frame you know you have done good
@americanmapper2445 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: There something very satisfying about a pikeman maybe because of his stick
@The_Unbeatable_Foe 3 жыл бұрын
8:49 cheerleaders help the tank tank proceeds to genocide the earth
@kubag2780 4 жыл бұрын
Dark peasant:im the best! Super peasant:are u sure? Ice giant:someone remember me?
@fyroflamefirezemotonetcg8694 4 жыл бұрын
uses super pesant,"oh dude! Thats your team there!" was his team!
@williamlangdon1132 4 жыл бұрын
"they cant even hit him* Blitz: puts the towers 10000 miles apart and the dark peasant has infinite range I WONDER WHY THEY CANT HIT HIM.
@egaladon5910 4 жыл бұрын
0:40 tiananmen square, 1989, colorized.
@Yung_b. 4 жыл бұрын
Hey blitz just so u know at 16:34 exactly 1 sword struck the dark peasant
@recc3957 4 жыл бұрын
**everyone gets brutally murdered** Cheer leaders: “YAYYYYYY :D”
@radioman7777 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz to tab unit: did you die? Tab unit: yes Blitz: your name is Kevin now
@catmanashley6444 4 жыл бұрын
Super Peasent: Are you Underestimating me..?
@gobbie6269 4 жыл бұрын
5:35 um did i hear you wrong lol
@bluedude5325 4 жыл бұрын
Dark peasant is literally the manifestation of ‘Social distancing’
@Green-iv4lw 4 жыл бұрын
And the super peasant is a karen that is refusing to social distance and wearing a mask,that what just came to my mind when i saw your comment
@RandomGuy-so8of 4 жыл бұрын
This would make such a good anime where the dark peasant is the enemy and they try all these ways to stop him and then super peasant comes and blah blah
@systemnotifications9784 3 жыл бұрын
9:51 dark peasent go brrrrrrrrrr
@samrobinson9094 3 жыл бұрын
12:28 Luke in the Star Wars sequels all over again
@commandercashew2339 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh he’s swinging his little dingly thing,*oh that came out wrong*”
@adamarcher1814 4 жыл бұрын
16:15 the moment in every anime when the big bad makes his first appearance
@omeganinjaboy 4 жыл бұрын
I surrounded the dark peasant with a LOT of Artemis units (using the circle perimeter really small around him) and he could not block all of their arrows, some got through which means he has a limited number of hands he can use to block with. Once he goes over that limit you can hit him with the heavy damage stuff. He throws explosives and small bullets back at units though, so don't use any of those (Gatling guns, explosive cannons, quick draw, etc). He can not block wizard lightning or any attack that falls from the sky (like Gunslinger bullets). You can give a sword thrower a bunch of cheer leaders and go into super slowmo and he will generate a laser beam of swords. Also, if two projectiles go for the same spot the dark peasant will not use another of his hands, so you have to use inaccurate or strafing units to make him use up more hands.
@themarionette4468 4 жыл бұрын
Or just use a super peasent
@Akainari 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: THE DARK PEASANT IS UNKILLABLE! super peasant: are you sure about that?
@iwritejava 4 жыл бұрын
“Banner bearer does nothing” Sure
@reinhartgobel49 4 жыл бұрын
16:35 a sword want in dark peasents sword can kill him
@UselessStickMan 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, one sword made it in when there were 100 sword casters. And that single sword probably didn't even do 1/100 of his health
@billyjdonut 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz:he did it single handily large brains:he did it MANY handily!
@kraitus 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: oh its swinging its little dingaling around My mom: son what the hell are you watching?
@rlKhaios 4 жыл бұрын
10 sec later:let's give him 10 cheerleaders to PLAY with!
@izimatsara 4 жыл бұрын
The dark peasant is the tabs version of the "oh no... anyway" meme
@mycroft3322 4 жыл бұрын
Yay I’m glad you’re playing with this lol
@neurolight 4 жыл бұрын
Kid: is hung with a twizzler The Oompa Loompas: 3:33
@themarionette4468 4 жыл бұрын
You got me lol
@jadenshaw3009 4 жыл бұрын
"I unlocked the TaAaNk" Gotta hate it when your voice cracks when in the middle of a video and *"Oh it's just swinging it's little dingaling around back and forth"* I like this guy. He's funny
@emeraldwolfpack8852 4 жыл бұрын
I was messing around with the dark peasant and I managed to hit him with a single arrow btw I had 100 artemis
@skellytheskeletos8490 4 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaaaaat
@danieltee9406 4 жыл бұрын
So did blitz when a sword from the 50 sword casters were shooting at him
@larryvilla6869 4 жыл бұрын
There is something satisfying about the the pikeman he has a really long stick in front of him. Me:😐
@tankivali708 4 жыл бұрын
Its swinging his little dingeling XD Its so funny
@balthazarx2354 2 жыл бұрын
Blitz: The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE super peasant: hold my beer
@thegreatknowing 4 жыл бұрын
When you're early and all the comments are "eArLYYyYYy"
@aozzya1563 4 жыл бұрын
actually I see more comments like this and the "when your so early that it's all "first" comments." than first and early comments
@thegreatknowing 4 жыл бұрын
@@aozzya1563 You'll see more if you're actually early, the early comments don't get liked.
@aozzya1563 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatknowing I've been early before and only saw like 3 early comments and like 20 of these comments
@agigeorge6300 4 жыл бұрын
16:47 this was the most epic scene in this vid
@Kattenmessi 4 жыл бұрын
1 superpleasant vs 1 darkpleasant
@VoidlessNameTs 4 жыл бұрын
Epic battle: Dark Peasant vs Super Peasant
@Cliche4787 4 жыл бұрын
Keep us the great work Blitz, I love your videos!
@equinox7593 4 жыл бұрын
Me in my head: I wonder what would happen if you gave the tank cheerleaders * Blitz says it * Me: Now I remember why I subscribed
@eian1057 3 жыл бұрын
Swinging his Ding-A-Ling around lol
@nuclear9929 4 жыл бұрын
I guess the dark peasant can throw hands with anyone
@joshieman 4 жыл бұрын
Your not first Your not last More importantly *Who the heck asked*
@burry__ 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@mrgreen7316 4 жыл бұрын
I asked
@Swu1863 4 жыл бұрын
The pikemen were actually meant to stop transportation like horses.
@C-o.o.k.i.e 4 жыл бұрын
Dark peasant:super boxer I delete you. super boxer:no I delete u. *super boxer kills dark peasant *
@axolotlwithaglock1769 4 жыл бұрын
Death by scarecrow with 100,000 cheerleaders except the scarecrow dies if it spawns to many crows for some reason
@moistydumpling7367 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR EPIC CONtent Hopefully i can post great content like you :) keep up the good work blitz love the tabs.
@titanlord9267 4 жыл бұрын
me who just killed the Dark Peasant with a super peasant, press X to doubt
@skoptook9321 4 жыл бұрын
nope
@titanlord9267 4 жыл бұрын
@@skoptook9321 but he CAN be killed
@TaxCollector25 4 жыл бұрын
6:41 Sidious's lightnings go brrrr
@bri_5024 4 жыл бұрын
Hi hope every one is OK make sure to take care of your family and have a good day ♥♥
@square7546 4 жыл бұрын
the dark peasent might be the child from fantastic beasts and where to find them.
@wooflakes 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: Its winging its little ding a ling back and forth! Also blitz: not fast i need MORE SPEED 10 CHEERLEADERS Also watching the Dark Peasant block 50 tank bullets is just the coolest thing
@kingphantom7284 4 жыл бұрын
10 shouters, 10 fan bearers, 2 ice giants, 5 banner bearers for the shouters & fan bearers & 2 flag bearers vs. 1 dark peasant on a simulation map.
@jakobhegedus3825 4 жыл бұрын
you can kill the dark peasant with the super peasant. like so blitz can see
@cheeselord8153 4 жыл бұрын
The beginning reminds me of a certain square in China that ”nothing ever happened in”
@Gianlisins4412 4 жыл бұрын
Im a very big fan
@asblr_fireball1688 4 жыл бұрын
Cecil Subido congrats on being first
@powerful8996 4 жыл бұрын
@@asblr_fireball1688 ...
@brossetigre9236 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz if you want to defeat him you need about 600 or more wizard/Gandolf because there attack isnt block by the dark peasant and you need to place the dark peasant in the smallest circle possible
@ldangerous1791 4 жыл бұрын
What can kill a dark peasant is another dark peasant.
@shadowlord4649 2 жыл бұрын
They Cant
@tyrannosaurustacos5411 4 жыл бұрын
The super peasant reminds me of yondu's mind contoll arrow from Guardian of the Galaxy
@idha39 4 жыл бұрын
no one: hitler to the train driver: drive over them tough that will be exciting
@mininglikeapr0 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz should play Among Us, I feel like he’s going to have a really fun time
@temporaryname4121 4 жыл бұрын
A bunch of pikemen might be able to defeat the dark peasant because they do very high damage and have an amazing range for a melee unit. It might also help to put some damage sponges to tank the damage so the pikemen can get close enough to hit the dark peasant
@christophermoore6110 3 жыл бұрын
Literally almost nothing can even survive 1 shot from the ballista and it’s great
@erajdm2631 4 жыл бұрын
It was so touching when he sayed "look at him flaling him turd around"
@TheSpaceCore 3 жыл бұрын
Blitz: Neowm noewm neowm. Me:LOL LOL LOL
@charlotte_8814 4 жыл бұрын
Peasants: exist Dark peasant: no
@alphasmile3402 4 жыл бұрын
I love how his power is just the godhands
@hudsonbeadles6626 4 жыл бұрын
put the dark peasant up against some super powered hawatchas (sorry don't know how to spell it) it is beautiful.
@eduinacosta3340 4 жыл бұрын
12:10 raw footage of Luke skywalker surviving the lasers of many AT ATs in Star Wars TLJ
@muhammadmuradi6294 4 жыл бұрын
Dark peasant :I'm unzerstörbar super peasant : get dunket dark peasant : noo I know you powerful than my
@juanlloveras5780 4 жыл бұрын
Ya know, It'd be funnier if they brung back the Chicken Man, and the Chicken Man Man
@Spitzkopf366-APM 4 жыл бұрын
9:17 super boxer is a super saiyan, and everytime a saiyan is down, he gets up while getting more powerful
@fafathought7506 4 жыл бұрын
1:55 have you ever heard of the anime "Gate"
@Florida_Man_ 4 жыл бұрын
Only 3 ways you can kill the dark peasant, god powers you need to go next to him, super peasant, and shooting him through the map
@kermitthefrog979 4 жыл бұрын
Problem:you can't kill dark peasant Solution:you pin him against another dark peasant
@qstorm38 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 “It’s just swinging it’s little ding-a-ling around back and forth!” -Blitz
@michaelegan8470 4 жыл бұрын
The real hero of the video was when an ice giant jumped in front of an ice giant 19:02 in the middle of the screen
@JosephLachh 3 жыл бұрын
He talks about how his favorite unit is the one that spins, but never tried mace spinner buffed
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