Plot twist: the mom is winning since now there is clapping and cheering
@DylanZitkus2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 nahhh
@Allie2472 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Skibidi.toilet2002 жыл бұрын
under-rated🤣😂
@Skibidi.toilet2002 жыл бұрын
@@DylanZitkus btw im a big fan, im subbed with all notis on
@Libbywaldron2 жыл бұрын
Omg
@Zoffee6622 жыл бұрын
The dad is so good at keeping his son's innocence safe
@MrSimplified2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. But let’s just ignore that he told his son, to call his mother a female dog
@randomstranger85542 жыл бұрын
"And if I don't come back, tell mommy she's a little b*tch."
@kylee48672 жыл бұрын
😆 fr lol
@russiansoldier46962 жыл бұрын
@@randomstranger8554 lol
@hunte5748 Жыл бұрын
That's good.......I lost mine because of the KZfaq commenters.......all of it.....gone...... because of this platform........
@nightmareman60042 жыл бұрын
“Milk makes you strong” The milk man: “always has been”
@ijustdraw8108 Жыл бұрын
@Awesome I Am fr
@NiceNToasty768 Жыл бұрын
"Always did"* Yes I know it's a meme but I felt like being a nerd
@coolguy306918 ай бұрын
Your a menace to society
@Bucko13672 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the dad comes back with two gallons of milk and smacks the mom and mail man across the face with both of the milks
@Dendoi_2 жыл бұрын
why the mailman
@Bucko13672 жыл бұрын
@@Dendoi_ because the mom was losing so he helped and then he smacked the mom with the milk so he can win the fight against both of them
@Flippr2 жыл бұрын
Best Ending
@dogewithwow2 жыл бұрын
he just "watch yo tone mf"
@th3th32 жыл бұрын
Sadly the truth is is that nowadays a 9 yr would’ve known that the mailman and mom are banging especially if they live in an area where there’s elementary strait to high school for exp elementary is k-7 and than high school to graduation because when your young you also spend 6-7 hours a day 5 days awake with 12 and 13 year olds
@ShowerMedia2 жыл бұрын
Son: Goes to the caribbean after 10 years "Dad, why are you here?"
@sqwimpy-42 жыл бұрын
"You see son, Castro the Communist Leader was so obsessed with Dairy, that he made super cows that made tons of delicious milk per day so that's why I'm here."
@Panzerfaust_19392 жыл бұрын
"But dad, you said you'll come back and there's no one there"
@yanamaya04282 жыл бұрын
"let mommy know she's a b*tch"
@Suzie_123 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nicke90000 Жыл бұрын
Wait, how old is he?
@_crozystuffflxldf2 жыл бұрын
“A- an- and let mommy know that she’s a bitch!” IM DYING BRO 😭😭😭😭😭
@Iamkeys232 жыл бұрын
Dad: “I gotta go walk the dog.” Me: “Oh ok- Wait we dont have a dog-“ Dad: “Peace.” *fades away*
@destructobot21372 жыл бұрын
Lol 25 seconds after u posted it
@deltalima49952 жыл бұрын
R u real
@mimi-ix3fb2 жыл бұрын
Dad: I was NVR here
@honchoi42342 жыл бұрын
For a second I thought u were beluga fr
@snipe-uj8gr2 жыл бұрын
I watch your KZfaq videos
@XD_Jamz2 жыл бұрын
Wow this video just told my whole life in 46 seconds
@aeskoharu2 жыл бұрын
damn bro
@Sarkgalia2 жыл бұрын
damn that must hurt
@cosmix_music2 жыл бұрын
@@aeskoharu omg it's Justin AUUHH
@Rileyankylosauruslover2 жыл бұрын
@@aeskoharu my friend here Justin he's already taken and hes cracked at fortnite my guy 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
@jnati0n_972 жыл бұрын
Same I feel you bro. 😭
@meme_22242 жыл бұрын
The way he says “MAMMY” just makes me wanna explode into Jupiter.
@vhtc66832 жыл бұрын
Dad: "we're low on milk" son: "we got lots of milk" Also dad: "no we don't" Also son: "oh ok" Also also dad: *sneak level 1000*
@Imnonosjs2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAA JAJAJWJSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAH TOO FUNNY MAN SO FUNNY.
@Feeeshsticksfn Жыл бұрын
ITS OVER 9000
@volentastudios4673 Жыл бұрын
@@Imnonosjs are you high
@YourGingerBroKDB Жыл бұрын
@@volentastudios4673 he prob is hes prob high on cocaine or math cuz get it math sucks and this is bad too like math is thr worst subject
@ed-b8045 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that speech not sneak
@r0adto20k2 жыл бұрын
Let’s all appreciate how Dylan never lets us down any day like this is hilarious
@piyushshedke97352 жыл бұрын
He and manlikeisaac imo are the only ones who actually make content themselves and don't just nab audios from others, and credit the op 2 days later
@Trueitshim2 жыл бұрын
@@snowy9288 no lmao
@NighTmare_Playz452 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@snowy92882 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@snowy92882 жыл бұрын
If you check one of dylan videos from 3 weeks ago you will see what i just said
@Nittin.2 жыл бұрын
" See you never son" * 9 year old Dylan who wins the lottery* " Son! I have came back and I found the perfect milk! Also, give me the money because I am your father!"
@Panzerfaust_19392 жыл бұрын
lol
@ToSP.2 жыл бұрын
The good ending. The money went into future home savings and some into a savings account for, idk other stuff. And when the kid turns 18 and gets the money back he’s set for life
@taffles74982 жыл бұрын
@@user99524 u dont have some to ask something to write a comment
@Theyfwjai872 жыл бұрын
@@user99524 no one asked you to comment
@willpollard16892 жыл бұрын
lol
@Tanishq-hq7ye2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the Mailman and the wife were actually wrestling
@crisisnotavoided2 жыл бұрын
“i need to go to the store and get some milk-“ me: and leave for good
@Snipe_Bushido2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see a part two when the kid tells his mom that his dad said she was a bitch lol
@russiansoldier46962 жыл бұрын
@Predator ye
@russiansoldier46962 жыл бұрын
Ye
@ohkbeastmode96992 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Snipe_Bushido2 жыл бұрын
ye
@SpaceKebab2 жыл бұрын
yes
@user-yi5th9sg3w2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the mom and the mailman actually wrestling
@zo_rashdanyx72352 жыл бұрын
no
@costmetiivy90312 жыл бұрын
Lol
@candicemunnich43752 жыл бұрын
@@costmetiivy9031 Bro true LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@millymaker78362 жыл бұрын
Let’s not
@sum_r6player2 жыл бұрын
Haha imagine
@thefurrydevil42832 жыл бұрын
I love how he said he can't help cause he needs the milk to be strong
@AwesomeGuy123 Жыл бұрын
Man’s giving his son lessons about life while he’s leaving, he’s telling his son milk makes you stronger.
@hc52422 жыл бұрын
Go mother you can do this!!!
@micro_o2 жыл бұрын
This was the most sus vid yet
@georg_blockbuster57452 жыл бұрын
@@micro_o nah
@micro_o2 жыл бұрын
@@georg_blockbuster5745 then what is?
@Grif_172 жыл бұрын
The way he said “mailman” at the beginning gives me surferdude vibes
@thedrbernucci2 жыл бұрын
This gave me flashbacks of when my dad ditched me😭😭😭
@Gagetherage80 Жыл бұрын
Sorry that happened to you
@Cookie-bc8su2 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait you’re left for the milk and he came back 15 years later 😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@0plemons8542 жыл бұрын
That kid drank milk everyday wating for never so he could be big and strong when his dad came back
@_quixote Жыл бұрын
Hits kinda hard since my dad actually left. First they got divorced when i was a few months old. Still loved my dad even though he cheated, so I gave him another chance. Then he left again when I was 14.
@helluvq.2 жыл бұрын
Legend says the dad is still drinking milk.
@joshyuwu77352 жыл бұрын
the "see you never" hit hard ngl
@TheRandomRager Жыл бұрын
My dad actually left unironically a few weeks ago and I get really awkward when someone says "your dad left" cuz I'm like "well, you're not wrong..."
@joshuaveras54082 жыл бұрын
Dad”I got to feed the fish water” Me”Oh alr-We don’t have fish” Dad”Bye” slowly fade away comes back 20 years later “The fish died”
@sillyPenguinYT2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the dad gets the milk and comes back But who said he stays
@kobebrian694202 жыл бұрын
2093: Dad, is it you? Yes son, it is. What’s that glove? It’s Almond Milk, Borden Milk, Borden Chocolate milk, Milk from that downstairs “meeting” and the barn cows’ milk. It’s called the milk gauntlet! Dylan pls respond ur my idol
@xeon03792 жыл бұрын
another person with a father
@D3athx32 жыл бұрын
Exactly that is why every dad said I will go get some milk but he never comes back but that story actually happened to my friend
@SimonBreadLoaf9992 жыл бұрын
Bro this man’s had the most interesting life ever and imagining the possibility that somebody lived this like damn bro I’m crying rn.
@bwgamer53702 жыл бұрын
Mom is winning, there’s clapping and cheering 👏
@owenmaughan65002 жыл бұрын
0eiueduududydyydgfy
@taffles74982 жыл бұрын
cOpieD
@Fybinex2 жыл бұрын
Wow, 5 million views. I guess everyone wants to know how our dad’s left
@cortneyschmidt3052 жыл бұрын
Nawwwww as SOON as he said milk I was like OMG he ain't coming back and he said "let mommy know that she's a bitch OMG I'm died
@Imnonosjs2 жыл бұрын
U 8?
@Kyouka45 Жыл бұрын
Y'all luck you have dad's mine died 2 days before Christmas last year 😭😭😭
@Tronexx2 жыл бұрын
Eye tearing story I’m literally crying I actually am my eyes are wetter than the ocean
@superk9letsplays419 Жыл бұрын
Something else in that wresting match are wetter than an ocean
@alfiorashaadkaloko38812 жыл бұрын
The fact that his hoodie says "faded" makes it funnier.
@frank123rr Жыл бұрын
"Cya never"🤣🤣🤣
@theburger_king2 жыл бұрын
They have matching hoodies ❤️
@TheQwertt2 жыл бұрын
"Imma go get milk, son" "But we have 10 gallon of milk" "Well, you can never have enough milk!" *and he never came back*
@Eric-je3nu2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on the dad, the mailman’s moms brother and they are actually wrestling
@superk9letsplays419 Жыл бұрын
Say that again... the mailman is her brother in your headcanon? "Help stepbro I'm stuck.~"
@jimin82172 жыл бұрын
Dad: I am going to get milk son: are you going to leave me like Luca and his friend
@froggg63362 жыл бұрын
My dad went to go get the milk yesterday… Don’t worry he came back 🤓🤓
@KylerMaxxing2 жыл бұрын
The backstory of 99% of dream stans
@laney6572 жыл бұрын
I love how he says they are wrestling
@stop-xstudios1837 Жыл бұрын
This is a serious moment in Dylan’s life and now Craig is his father figure
@devinairbharatnatyam2 жыл бұрын
"It's not just a Cult,It's A FAMILY! ❤"
@user-bg8zp4pu7l10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅 that funny I love your videos you're cool.
@bruhstars4962 Жыл бұрын
"See you never" wow this line is so good that it would be funny if actually someone use it
@theuntitledproget26482 жыл бұрын
Poor little Johnny when he figures out what's going on
@h.m.s.60432 жыл бұрын
Imagine when the dad realises 30 years later that the kid became the most famous person in the world. He would come back and appear in every photo with a paper saying ''Son, I came back with the milk, I want to be famous as you!''
@rishavarya49662 жыл бұрын
This guy is the most funny man on earth
@zacchamberlain202 жыл бұрын
Now the dad wrestles the mailwoman
@Ianlwy15742 жыл бұрын
He knew the mail man is stronger than him so he gave up and went to buy milk.
@solartheeclipse26742 жыл бұрын
Dang you lucky- my dad left 2 hours after I was born-
@liamrangel62282 жыл бұрын
“Let mommy know that she’s a bitch” LMAO
@NZL_babagrill2 жыл бұрын
I know how that feels my dad hasn’t come back with the milk either
@Embatch4472 жыл бұрын
What type of milk in tha-
@brenda_themars5 ай бұрын
"your dad left from milk'
@instantkevino2 жыл бұрын
“Male man” just realized this 😂 😆
@idunno6437 Жыл бұрын
Hold on i have a question When did the trend "i have to go and get milk and never come back" started?
@PlanetBacon Жыл бұрын
It's not a trend, it's a real thing that happens to people in real life, when a dad says he is going to get milk or cigarettes, it means he is breaking up with his family, but doesn't always mean that he will leave you if he says he is leaving for milk, sometimes you actually need milk, but you get the point
@shorttitan2865 Жыл бұрын
He makes so many of these to the point were I actually think his father left
@johnarcement39762 жыл бұрын
Mailman:”son it’s been so long”DAD:”ima go get the mail” ME:”ok??The mail is in the mailbox tho”
@crazyqueenpurple76542 жыл бұрын
Part 2!!! Please this is funny!!!
@marcokaz642 жыл бұрын
You’ve shown so much growth
@lizzyatilus89412 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me but before i was born. (minus the cheating part) True story😭
@LostEngineProductions2 жыл бұрын
That Dad knows how to transition smoothly
@omi204 Жыл бұрын
i feel like the mailman is doing a touching game with the mom-
@cyberninja30772 жыл бұрын
why did the dad not take the son with him he clearly cares more and is a better parent - any sensible person
@blinkinghen9227 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he comes back as a fuckin super saiyan
@nigga_edits1012 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the mom and the mailman was actually wrestling
@idk18618 Жыл бұрын
my parents dovorced and i would see my dad and spend time with my mom and now my dad is gonna leave me and i probably will never see him again😞
@tiffanyjohn3032 жыл бұрын
UMMM. THIS IS NO GOOD! sonic:ummm I agree amy:same tails:me to everyone else sings:IT'S BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY!
@bofadeeznuts9112 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:the mom and the mailman are actually wrestling under the covers and dad comes back again
@midastouch44562 жыл бұрын
Take the kid with you he’s valuable
@marwanxmuscab2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is my dad ACTUALLY left on vacation to his family in sweden, we are somalian tho.
@Anazmeme2 жыл бұрын
POV: someone actually writes a book about the dad leaving for "milk" and the mom cheats on him with the mailman and all that stuff lol 😆 😂 🤣
@ryvision2 жыл бұрын
That would hurt my parents are still young
@Site19Series Жыл бұрын
*the mailman has awoken* Dad has left
@amagaginetflixedits2 жыл бұрын
Everyone- even people younger than me- knows what the “dad and milk” thing is. Most people think it’s because I am a kid- it’s not, it’s because I’m dumb. Can someone tell me?
@Triclips Жыл бұрын
Great video man thanks man
@ru.edits_2 жыл бұрын
This kids, is why you make your father order milk online.
@sk1ttl3s632 жыл бұрын
The fact he said “See u never son” but also u never no the mail man could be his father
@glamrockfreddy-oo4dp2 жыл бұрын
Smart dad for getting that out
@davinfriggstad2 жыл бұрын
Dylan's eyebrows always look slanted like a cartoon character who is feeling sad.
@pranavkafle41932 жыл бұрын
dad I need to go feed our cat. Me okay but we don't have a cat
@horsenigtpatience31582 жыл бұрын
When dad says he's going to go get milk he's never going to come back
@toleenthegeographylover53442 жыл бұрын
When I was 9 years old I did not know what was the word wrestle mean I don’t know what does the word wrestle mean until now
@xMrplayer Жыл бұрын
"Dad! I found out how to get views! Milk techno blade's death! "We are low on milk"
@unclecletus2882 жыл бұрын
Well this I relatable sadly. This happened when I was 6 or 7. At least no one was cheating
@AxieeAlt2 жыл бұрын
0:04 i just heard luggage and i thought he is going to another country-
@buneter Жыл бұрын
Dad: I need to get milk Me: the milkman is in with mommy and the mailman. They are tag-teaming
@Snugglepups Жыл бұрын
Plot twist:the mother and mailman were actually wrestling cause he delivered the wrong post
@amandahardin17902 жыл бұрын
Me but 4 years old no joke really my mom was in the car right after preschool I never got to see him ☹️☹️☹️
@gdfoxy3272 жыл бұрын
That's when you say can, I come with you dad
@cellularshark73802 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn’t only say that men cheat, respect ✊
@sd9sam3402 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry for you!
@Random_person0002 жыл бұрын
True Milk makes you strong And milk is dairy So dairy makes u strong