putting hoof in d tier sure is an opinion

may god forgive you for these takes

"its never a good idea to stand still in this awful hellscape" not 20 seconds after putting goat hoof in D tier. OK

I hoping that bison steak in B tier is just a joke.

“Every survivor benefits from syringe” is your justification for an “s tier” item but hoof is in d???

These takes were so overcooked you managed to burn the apartment complex down

bungus in the same tier as goat hoof is insane for a tier list that isnt engi only

"Ain't nobody openin an equipment barrel looking for blast shower." My 6 fuel cells, gesture of the drowned, soulbound catalyst, and 5 singularity bands build would like to know your location.

Chronobauble in F is wild. It literally makes mithrix like 2x easier and is a free death mark proc for just one item, obviously you dont need more than 1 but 1 is huge

The man who couldn't cook! Seriously the disrespect for the white items alone is insane, slug in D tier is a crime in itself but Goat Hoof puts you on a list. And Bison Steak in B TIER? May god forgive your soul, because the swat team I just sent to your house will not. I also will not even try to comprehend the Berzerkers pauldron in S tier because I can feel my brain leaking out of my ear every time the thought occurs, especially when your logic for putting it in S tier was "attack speed good" only to then put Warhorn in D. Chronobauble is also extremely good for Mithrix. Lunar placements were real though. Also reds for the most part were real except the resonance disk placement that makes me want to pull a hangnail from the tip of my middle finger to my shoulder, and the disrespect for rejuvenation rack is a bit much. Also Laser Scope probably deserved higher placement. Equipment places were ok, though check a speedrun because eccentric vase carries in those, it's a good equipment to skip pillars at least (same for Crysalis and Egg on certain characters), and I think you'll probably change your mind on blast shower being bad when I tell you that it considers bands cool-down a debuff and you can literally proc bands over and over again as many times as you can use the equipment without having to wait 10 seconds (thank you Hopoo). Just so I'm not an asshole I want to say that I found the video funny, jokes got me to laugh a couple of times (I am not referring to the joke that is this list I mean the intentional ones) but the list is terrible. Keep cooking videos because you've got something going here. Also Celeste music is hype!

i respect your opinion and i respect that you are wrong. I watched the whole thing and liked it because you are very bold for posting this

i can tell you are a veteran player just from putting sticky bombs in S tier. but the disrespect on hoof and little disciple is crazy.

Dont ever make a tierlist again

ur so based pookiebear. The artificer pronounciation however

I simply can't forgive you for implying the bison steak is better than it was pre-rework.

Someone took too long to make an April fools video. Literally one of the most shitty lists I’ve seen bro 💀

Vase and blast F??? Free pillar skip and easy control over band procs

goat hoof in D, opinion rejected

I love how the joke just flew over every commenters head.

so corpsebloom is actually good if you're not looping and you only take one (and you're not rex or playing eclipse 5 or above) because it *does* double all your healing and 10%/sec is actually a fair amount. When you take more than 1 the amount you heal per second gets way too low though and theres no way to bring it back up without cleansing your corpsebloom so it kinda sucks there. It also stacks REALLY well with rejuv rack since the rejuv doubles the healing going in AND out of the bloom, meaning together they give 8x healing which is crazy good, eclipse 5 halfing healing does the opposite though so instead of getting your regular health capped at 10%/sec you actually get half your health capped at 10%/sec so absolutely avoid at all costs in that case also beads of fealty arent baaaaaaad theyre a free pearl if you find a cleansing pool

Psg scores at least C in the dlc though you need both the shrimp and decent mobility in kit and or items. ***Shield items have a very special place in my heart because the first enemy i ever killed in risk of rain 2 gave me a lunar coin, and that gave me a Transcendence. Rather have it than attack speed even on flamethrower artificer.

Half of this feels serious and half of it feels like a joke and I love it

You- most certainly have opinions XD Cant say im not entertained though. Still, Putting my Son Beetle Guard so low is criminal

“Crit crit, crit crit crit crit? crit.” Tools

Corpsebloom is ideal under the following conductions: 1. You have very little healing And 2. You AREN'T looping a run It's pretty good if you take it when these apply, other than that it's extremely bad. This is because playing optimally requires you to focus damage/movement items, so boosting the effectiveness of the few healing items you have is nice. The chances that (on monsoon run)you get enough healing to make corpseblooms downsides actually come into play is low.

I have no idea of what to think about this vid, so I'll just not think at all about this vid and just enjoy the slander

0:40 "I could do without having to become part fursona" agree to disagree my friend :3 (also goat hoof is goated, I'm not sure was it sarcasm to put it in D tier)

Blast Shower renews your Safer Spaces after getting hit allowing for extra guaranteed immunity, maybe it should go up a rank for that

10 seconds into the video (and im so sorry about this but) not every survivor benefits of Attack speed. Well everyone except 1. That being Artificer. Arti's primary is on a cooldown so while she throws the fireballs faster that just means the downtime until you can throw the next batch is longer.

Even though I don't agree with a lot of the list. I do understand I have different gameplay and own opinion. Regardless, this was one of the most entertaining tier list videos. Thanks for your work of art. Will be checking out the channel after this. Good job Tools XL. Take a thumbs up.

Hooks of heresy on railgunner 💀

I dont mind the hoof placement for only one reason, i really dont like dealing with mister mach speed phase 4 mythrix so i always scrap hoof in hopes for energy drinks

Beads give you a secret boss for more lunar coins when you obliterate at the celestial shine.

Soulbound with Forgive Me Please is one of the funniest strats, especially if you can stack Gasoline and/or get cursed dagger, since using the equipment literally *reduces its own cooldown*, along with being a pocket ragnarok

honestly very based takes 💯 💶 🔥🔥🔥🔫🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔫🔫🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅☢️

This is the risk of rain equivalent for grouch’s tf2 rebalance video. BLEED FOR 8 SECONDS. Well made video tho.

OK SOOOOOO THIS MAN JUST TRASHED MY ROLLS OF PENNIES BUT LETZZZ BE HONEST NOTHING IT BETTER THEN YELLING "BEAT ME I DESERVE IT" and then making all the money i need

Dude you’re funny af lol

Many a strong points on this tier list, some I agree with, some I disagree with but more importantly… Alcoholism is in GOD tier cause I want to follow in my father’s footsteps

You are wrong

Goated hoof d tier closed the video

Sometimes I forget that yes, I am better at RoR 2 than most people

Now i KNOW this was a late april fools vid if you said hooks of heresy was good on railgunner

This is A tier list of all time

this has to be bait, i've been baited, there's no way you actually possess these opinions

WHAT ARE THE PEARLS!!!

funny vid but those rankings sheeeeesh idk who has worse item ranking you or a different youtuber named socksneedshelp 😭😭😭

Finally new ror2 tier list

Blast shower and vase in F!?!? Vase is a pillar skip (i hate pillars) and blast shower with one fuel cell and one drowned gesture=little to no cool down on bands and safer spaces, that shit is not deserving of F

I hope and pray the lord may forgive these absolutely horrendous takes. Seriously, good fucking grief I have never seen "opinions" this awful in risk of rain 2 ever before.

Nothing but correct opinions. The world is mending

wished you would have included item description snapshot also so new players can understand the ratting better. And the worst of it is that you did not include a final tier list at the end of the video. S and God are barely visible while being blocked by your channel's logo....

ban this guy from ror 2, permanently

I will always stack the shit outta my no touch teddy and watch my enemies suffer for it

I love this video so much oh my god lol

He appears to have no notion of the insanity that can unfold when you play engineer with bustling fungus and n'kuhana's opinion. You literally place your turrets, giggle, and watch things die. It seems he actually has no notion of healing items, almost as if this is not a "Risk of Rain 2 tier list" but rather a "Tier List of Most Damage Dealing Items In Risk of Rain 2"

aint no way bro put corpsebloom in F tier :sob:

Mfw blast shower is better than any other offensive equipment

Why the FUCK would anyone see hooks of heresy while playing railgunner and go “yeah imma need that” my guy you just took the Rail out of the gunner

bison steak #1

Chronobauble in F i heard enough

you forgot perfected pearl

This man only plays command + sacrifice + swarms and loops multiple times every run

beads do something they allow you to fight a op Scavenger at stage 8 there's a portal that's spawns go through it and then kys after you placed in a white dimension if you kill the scavenger you get 10 lunar donuts.

Play eclipse bruh

Lmao the godskin music

Enjoyable 👍

Got five teddy bears on a run today. I died but it was fun while it lasted

it sounds like johnny test with all the stupid whip sounds

oh, so you just dont like healing. like. at all.

ain't no way this many people had the jokes fly over their heads

Huntress not in the crowbar section is a sin, repent now

Tutorial for this video Start watching 0:42 Goat Hoof in D Close the video

Unfortunately objectively wrong on a few of these.

they hate but they know you right. but bison steak b tier??!???!?! FUCK CHRONOBAUBLE

based opinions

How did you record the items on the ground without the hud or the survivor on the screen?

this is unironically the WORST tierlist ive ever seen

0:13 so many things that help against these developer oversights, imagine needing to add so many things to solve those oversights. if only this game was made by competent people update: barely 3 minutes in and i can already tell what kinda list this is (bad) update 2: there are green items in tiers other than god or F tier. why. green items are supposed to be either useless or god update 3: clearly you dont understand the power of corpsebloom. sure, its not all that great on looped runs but in every other scenario it's just better. basically double healing with no downsides early game, and lategame it makes healing items actually good (unless you are on eclipse 5 because it literally only has a downside there and unless you stack it because dont stack it it sucks). also insane rejuv rack synergy update 4: okay i get it you dont like skipping pillars

link?

This video is a joke right? I hope so...

monster tooth must PERISH

Mfw I press play on record for a game I’ve never played

a bit late for april fools

it was very painfull to watch...

YO LOOK OUT ITS A UKE PRINTER

Urn is cool unless ur playing Void Fiend in which case it is absolute dogshit

did you just poll reddit for this or something

7:48 devils advocate moment all you need is one to two rejuvenation racks and the max healing level will go to like 50% and like 4 or so you get to 100% so if you’re playing on command or find a rack printer it’s good

Jesus Christ these are some of the worst takes I've ever seen

Possibly the worst takes ive ever seen

Bison steak is good if you can get high stacks and have no other options

bad bait is still unfunny even guised under some sort of irony. booooo 🗣🗣🗣🗣

I'm sorry bro, you've officially fallen off 🥲