pls ignore the extended black screen at 5:30 it doesnt exist...

Dying/almost dying in goofy-ass ways really is an integral part of the Noita experience

Deaths in noita can be classified into 5 tiers of bad luck. Sorted by ridiculousness you've got: -Completely your fault. -Skill issue -Slightly unlucky -Unlucky -Noita'd

filling up the screen with rocks is really a certified rock and stone moment

This was truly a moment in time

2:45 is just mind melting. Literally.

This is literally the best Noita video I've ever seen in my entire life, the moment the crystal key sank in the sand I knew this will be great

Why in flames of Hell's eternal reign would you think MORE ROCKS is the best thing to do? But indeed, Rock and Stone

0:12 now make a video where you collect all the gold in the gold room while spamming we're rich sound effect

I'm surprised more deep rock fans aren't flocking to the comments. You usually see loads of us wherever our game is mentioned.

dude I snorted so hard when the alchemist blasted back toward you and threw the acid potion

ROCK AND STONE

ROCK AND STONE!!

3:04 the edit here was genius 🤣

The ROCK AND STONE part is the first time I saw the physics in this game jam out so hard. For being such exact and complex physics, they're usually so unbelievably stable

This video is 100% accurate and relatable. Except for the beginning were you left the holy mountain with an almost empty water bottle. Dude, really? That's a death sentence 😂

this video too well made, you deserve more attention

Fantastic video, edited perfectly, I would love to see more of this style. Out of curiosity, what did you use to edit this video?

Classic Noita things. Love it. Have really laughed hard. Especially the Alchemist Acid Kill

Now this. Is TRULY the Noita experience!

I ''only'' played like 22 hours of Noita, I feel I haven't even started to understand the minimum. In 22 hours, I only found *1* health potion thing. Got ultra happy. Died like 3 seconds later by random ass electricity on water. Certified game of the century.

as someone with both crown and amulet that barrel juggle was really impressive

the key falling through the sand physically hurt, I lost a mana stone the same way :(

There's a trick to surviving in Noita. You start at the entrance to the Mines. Don't go in them! You can also go left to a tree, or right, over the mine entrance and the attached mountain. Don't do either of those things either. What you do is you stand _perfectly still _*_forever_* and everything will be fine.

The comedic timing on the clips was really good, made me laugh out loud a bunch of times

This is truly the pure Noita experience. Because you can either be having the best or worst run ever, and the game will still find a way to kill you regardless. God, I'm still salty about my last good run... I had a godwand (Spell Order of godwand: Chainsaw, double cast, spark bolt with trigger, homing, damage field, bomb) and several good perks. Yet all it took was running out of levitation at just the right time, place, and angle to send me plummeting into a vat of acid... Moral of the story, don't ever feel safe, even if you have a wand that can chew through all the enemies in the game like wet paper...

Reminds me of a time I had a good run going, accidently fell in a tiny puddle of chaotic polymorph, turned into a fish, and immediately died

a gem amongst the headstones.

Nice editing, funny humer, and captured the essence of the game. 10/10 video.

I see you're playing the correct way. Keep it up !

All one can do, is sigh, take a second, and start a new run.

Great clips, and top tier music choice! The soundtrack for this game is so good.

True noita trailer

Free rock is no joke. I got unlimited spells, homing, and rock. That was the most broken wand I've ever had. Also, love the DRG reference. ROCK AND STONE!

Love your editing style, i thoroughly enjoyed this

Just started playing a week ago or so. Loving it. This video has gotta be the funniest video I've seen in ages. Love it man

I love the editing style, nice noita runs :) subbed

This video is so incredibly entertaining. The storyline is engrossing (will she get out of the rock pile in time??), the RNG is hilarious, and the editing is spot on. Perhaps the best Noita video I’ve seen on KZfaq. Cheers.

This editing made me laugh so many times. Hope your noita journey is going well

I enjoyed watching this video very much, thank you for making it!

Oof that plasma beam stevari moment hurt me because the experience is real.

I absolutely love how there's like a saga going on with some clips. The clip would be too long by itself to we return to it periodically like we're checking up on how Noita 3 is doing

that was some really good editing and the video was actually funny and really good to watch you earned a sub 👍🏿

I really like these kind of edits, always funny 😂

Excellent video man, what a journey through journies!!! Loved the rock suffocation bit hahahaha

when you die so hard you just. *sit there* like a piece of your soul went with it thats a noita

awesome video! made me laugh a lot, I hope you continue to upload!

This reminds me so much of all my own runs ahhh great video

amazing video, loved all of it!

1:25 ultra instinct moment

This gave me incredible second-hand frustration and shock lol

Your edits made me laugh hard this is so well done ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE

surprisingly, this one video has gained my subscription 10/10

This video is so well edited and funny, it’s insane that this came out of a random channel

3:43 The fact that you probably knew of such possibily but still decided to gamble since you couldn't easily destroy the chest. And probably instantly regretted it. Either that, or you just didn't know the rule that you should always open submerged chests from the distance and just chekced if it was a mimic.

A DRG reference in my Noita video?? 2 of my favorite games, together at last, I'm already happy

Amazing video, i loved the parts with the "whats your problem green?" Guy just looking defeated

ah yes, vaihdomestari (master of exchange) my number one reason and enemy that ends the majority of my god runs.

Very well-edited! Noita is pain

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!

lovely noita clips

You earned my sub man. Great vid 🤣🤣

Beautiful

This made my day

great job on this video

0:13 IF YA ROCK'N'STONE YOU NEVER ALONE

3:44 Oooh god, that's... so unfortunate... I didnt't even think about this. Okay, from now I will destroy treasure chests from the distance.

good vid amazing playstyle, keep it up LOL

This is the best and most relatable video i've ever seen on this game. It should be the trailer.

Amazing video :3

What a magnificent video you made there! Today I always seek for polymorph shifts to get rid of the 3 poly liquida in the game. If I cant, I restart. I dont want to be a god after a whole week playing just to die to a pink pixel

Great video!

This is indeed the pinnacle of the rock and stone

was playing noita, died a lot. enter youtube to see something , and this was the first video that showed , youtube is truly a wonderous thing. anyway that was a really well edited video good job! would like to see more

Drowning in rock, man! Respek!

This was so good that I want to share it with my friends but they don't play and would have no idea what's going on.

Thank you for reminding me to redownload this game on my new computer

Rock and Stone, my brother!

I love this video, please god make more

the "thats him thats him" really got me

Noita takes another life. thoughts and prayers 🙌

Even in Noita, F. O. E- *ROCK AND STONE INTENSIFIES*

3:54 Oh *I* angered the gods? Surely

Oof, this hit me right in the Noita.

Loved it.

Fire edit

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?

had a great run steady 10 hour run, healing bolt wand, decent access to spells, until i spammed super speed orbs against the high alchemist and he reflected it all back at me, it opening a path behind me, i evaded it all only to get stuck on a pixel of rock in the air. Got upset. Opened this video. Had a great laugh. My day wasn't half as bad as most of these Xd

video review: very humourous, much quality, quite noitable

One time a worm angered the gods, and then charged at me at just the right angle to launch me straight into steves face, where he killed me

NEED MORE!!!

remember, playing noita is like being in an abusive relationship with you computer

I made the mistake of casting stone with all the larpa modifiers and my screen filled with them and I had 4 fps.

4:30 I felt that one! Lol. Just a few pixels to the right and it would have erased Steve, instead you got a shield to the face.

Thank you Algorithm Gods for leading to this precious bounty of a video

I like how you check for mimmics, but are brave enough to open uderwater chests. I died to that once and I still have ptsd.

ROCK AND STONE!

Noita is trully the most video game ever

Rock and stone brotha!!!

2:22 You almost managed to escape though, in a pretty much inescapable situation. I can praise that.