Comment diff. I increased the engagement of the video ensuring more to come in the future while you just had it on in the background while you were cooking a subpar meal. Pray you don't get replied to by me.

"I'm usually not this spicy without a couple of martinis" - ster 2015

Parent diff. My mom and dad gave me so much love and support that my serotonin levels are optimized allowing me to game with max efficiency

Toto diff. I was blessed by the rains down in Africa There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.

Troglodyte diff, I'm a subterranean goblin who cowers from sunlight. My spindly, double-jointed limbs afford me a wider range of movement, allowing me to land 210⁰ no-scopes. Gg, hope you never run into me feasting on your garbage.

Kegel diff, my daily kegel routine ensures my briny dark side remains fresh and frugal, to ward off the potential game-tarnishing swamp as$ that your team suffered from the ocean of sweat produced by your one carry. When I wanted to go number 2, I flexed my pelvic muscles and held it in with demihuman strength until the match was over. This routine then enhanced the euphoric jism I had when defeating your weak pelvis team.

Mindfulness Diff. I spend my Mornings Meditating on My life and Flaws so I may better confront and Rise above them. This grants me the tranquility to push forward through strife and Turmoil unhindered. While your team was Agonizing over counterpicks and Damage Numbers, I was Embracing My inner Self, and experiencing Total Peace of Mind. I wish well upon you , Travellers, That you may embrace yourselves as I have and rise above the disharmony of the Flesh.

Hey crew, glad you could all make it to this video. Keep up the good work crew.

In case you're looking for the copy pasta: breakfast diff. I had a completely balanced one. It had everything a growing boy need. That's why you had no chance. Lol better luck next game hope you don't queue into me. underwear diff, you are constricted by the shackles you have placed upon yourself whereas I am free and unhindered. Tank diff. Yours was so good that I knew I had to rise to the occasion and match his ferocity. Thanks, he inspired me to do better.

Great video, Ster. It's just that I couldn't help but notice that at the 15:00 marker, you make a joke about Carbon dating and dinosaurs. On the surface this joke seems fine, but it fails to take into account that the half-life of Carbon-14 is only about 5,730 years. This short half-life means that all the Carbon-14 isotopes in a sample will have decayed in about 50,000 years, thus Carbon dating is not a method that is usable to date the fossilized remains of dinosaurs. Please take the proper steps to ensure the validity of your statements in the future.

the differential in this match was impeccable

git diff, my in-depth analysis of source code changes gave me the advantage in determining the optimal control flow to arrive at a victory state

lost my mind at "mom feet smell diff. mines is repugnant"

My go to is “Hygiene diff” and it usually garnishes a bunch of asterisks 😂

Alcoholic diff, I've already downed an entire bottle of Jameson, ascending my thought process and leaving my movements fluid and unhindered. My liver has become stronger than ever after enduring a thousand lifetimes of torment and binge drinking. Pary you don;t run into me on the road during my nightly booze n' cruise.

I wanna smell sters socks after like a long day of playing overwatch but not like hes rolling the other teams like we need some L’s in there. Probably changes the scent. Man what a fever dream that would be. Thanks man for a great video, I am watching it right now

It pleases me to see that the comments are just as unhinged as Ster was in the video.

Vaal rip-tire truly is a scary combination of words

4:30 classic ster card counting like he's in Vegas

this guy does things like a boss

At some point these diffs just sound like stat buffs/rebuffs, glad ster was here to help me understand his streamer diff tho

Spartan diff. the blood of my ancestors runs through me. I am a descendant of formidable and greatly feared warriors. The honor and war tactics that were passed down to me gave me the upper edge in this battle

I think this might be the best ster video ever. Streamer content creator diff

Its been a while since i watched Ster, i've laughed so many times in this video that i'll be coming back on every video now

i quite like this over-rested obnoxious pro gamer ster character. please take more 14 hour naps.

Ster is a while new man. A man who dissociates.

"i'm about to headshot doink this beautiful babe" -ster 2043

the junkrat talking to chat gave me weird degen jerma vibes

i appreciate the vaal rip tire meme ster

Shitting my pants diff. I’m a hardcore elite gamer who dedicates 110% to the game. I wear an adult diaper so that I don’t waste time going to the bathroom when I could be gaming. GG, hope you don’t run into me when my pants are full of shit.

Healthy blood pressure diff. I eat a balanced amount of sodium and do routine deep-breathing exercises to keep my blood pressure within optimal limits (Below 120/80) so that when I am in the action I do not have to deal with any blood-pressure related choking.

Since the little icon has expressions, is Ster technically... A VTUBER???

That intro was 11/10

I have no idea what's going on... But it was funny as hell!

Came from the OW playlist damn I’m early

I agree this is the best Ster video in a long time, sooooo good lol

Hairstyle diff. Really makes me glad to be part of the crew

Soyface diff. The thumbnail of this video was not Ster with his mouth wide open in excitement, therefor I did not click on it. I clicked on the Jay3 video instead.

YEAH, BROTHER!! WAY TO TAKE IT TO THE TOP WITH THE DIFF, BROTHER!!! YEAH!!!

DIFF DIFFERLY

bread diff. Mine is wholewheat with seeds, providing me with the necessary fibre and greater nutrition than what white bread could ever hope to come close to. Choose a worse tasting bread for a better body, your DPI will thank me for it.

The Diff Dimma Diff Owner of the Diffsdale Dimma Diff?

Ster's level 21/20 Vaal Rip Tire

the transition to f2p made the overwatch chat just LoL chat but again

Streamer diff, mine is not burned out and is quite excited for the new season of OW2

junkrat in thumbnail = good video

I want to see star and jerma have a fistfight

This video definitely gave me some sort of mental illness now it's just a matter of finding which one

But the first two seasons of Overwatch 2 paired teams based on AVERAGE mmr instead of the mmr of each role. This necessarily creates diffs.

This is the first Ster_ video i've seen in years and i'm losing my mind what the fuck is going on Gg sanity diff

thank god, a new ster video

Ster turned into a vtuber?! How long have I been away?

Performance enhancing drugs diff.

12:08 places you shouldn't be in Overwatch

his inner Jerma came out in the beginning

I hope his daipy change was good

bones diff. i am actually two skeletons in a meat suit

I don't even like Overwatch, I think it is a pee pee poo poo game, but Ster's satire and sarcasm, and everything else and around that concept is really funny to me.

That was a strong introduction

don't burn out again ster

tooth gap was bussin bussin fr

17:42 what the Huns said when they reached China in 1878

I love ster

Dental diff. My teeth are yellow and grungy to prevent reflection which could blind me during games. Less teeth in my mouth means less weight, allowing me to keep a better posture with less effort. My teeth are falling out as we speak, forcing me to eat porridges and oatmeal. This allows me to quickly consume meals during respawn times to achieve maximum efficiency. Cry harder.

I want more of this!

Diff daddy

Ster hittin them DOINKS like he's the Young King Dave out here

@10:32 you are becoming the anime

Heart of the Cards diff

sanity diff

"Tooth gap" is genius and that you didn't immediately acknowledge it personally offends me, but in like, a jokey way.

how is no one talking about 13:35 it fucking killed me

ster is back

Ster, do you ever fear that your claim to fame will be because that one or two times you shit yourself playing this?

Shoulda pulled out the 'ol "Overwatch caster diff"

4:33 Game diff. Should‘ve been counting cards instead of playing billiards.

actual crack stream

What the heck is going on this comments section

Just wanted to say I love you

I read dilf diff for all of 5ms, and for those 5 I was content

unhinged diff. im spouting absolute gobbledygook while i play, untethering me from the tendency to overthink and allowing me to play with the utmost silliness/whimsy

I never laughed at a youtube comment section like i have this one.

Double Ds 0:13

Prenatal care care diff

Parent diff... I have both, you don't

my professor played your review of scarlet blades in class today

commenting for algorithm

Toxic diff. Toxic star is way better I remember I used to wish he would talk shit on the mic when people complain but he used to do it to his audience without saying to the team lol

timezone diff, it is currently 2:42 pm in my location (the optimal time for gaming), while I'm sure you're in the early hours of the morning, under the threat of daybreak before you have a chance to sleep. You should reconsider your sleep schedule, the human body's clock is built to tick according to where the sun is in the sky, technological developments such as artificial light fools us into thinking we're above nature, don't be victim to this common foolishness, lest our oceans boil and the life is extinguished in the only planet we can be sure it ever existed.

..are you okay?

Man, US online communities seem so much nicer. In the EU they just call me a croat or something and then scream shit in russian

gg dilf

Butthole diff. My butthole is freshly waxed of hair, gooch too. I fear nothing now. I worry no longer of poop being stuck in my butt hair, i am focused, disciplined and superior.

hey guys im back i've been in a coma since 2014...tf2 looks a bit different now i guess i missed a few updates huh anyway when is the next ster vs jerma??

Virginity diff Having no dad diff

Mommy diff. I have two dads!

Prescience diff. I snorted a line of spice before this game. I knew every move you'd make before you did.

Tooth gap

where did insulting people with "dog" come from, most people like dogs as i've understood it, it's hardly an insult

"ur ac gay" lmao