I always get PTSD from worker rushes. Years ago after losing many games to cheese I decided to worker rush someone. Only my opponent was playing one of their first games. As I arrived at their base I noticed they were struggling with walling off and they said something along the lines of "Oh... I didn't know those guys could attack" I've lost many nights of sleep because of doing something so horrible.

"I wouldn't mind living in a cave temporarily." - Harstem. Doesn't remember the time his girlfriend kidnapped him and locked him in a cave. Much Love Harstem

Good job to Robbie! That really was a gritty game.

Robbie is a real one. What a king

Even lesser known fact: the alternate hydra attack animation counts a melee and thus ignores guardian shield.

Trivia: hydra punch does indeed get bonus from ranged attack upgrade, but hits for full damage through guardian shell.

Robbie made Protoss look as imba as Terran players usually claim it is!

23:22 As a certified cat person, I can say with authority that them being evil is a significant part of the charm. It's like having a cute mini leopard in your house. Some attacks are part of the deal and only display the beautiful ferocity. :)

Some might think: ahhh, this click bait... but deep in our hearts we know, the Captain is the cheesiest man alive.

Single "G" was accurate from his perspective. "Well... It was *A* game."

Battery sentry seems just like a safe action for cheesy attacks. Baneling busts, drone rushes, zergling timing attack, roaches even (although that might not be possible in that amount of time with the opening zerg did)

I got a suggestion for the cheesiest man alive: TripleC - Cheese Counter Challenge Like in a supermarket, there are these beautiful counters with lots of different cheeses ... camembert, edamer, maasdamer, tilsiter ... basically everything the netherlands are about. - you name it. What i suggest in particular: You do games that resemble those cheese counters. Put as many different cheeses as possible into each single game. Blocking Expansions, Voidray Proxy, mothership recall, dark templar prism warpins, nexus battery in a blindspot in his main, forcefielding his ramp while pushing, The only rule: keep it vegetarian - no meat allowed (aka straight up usual pushes)

O damn I was one of the victims in this video. I remember specifically sending out my 2nd adept like I never do lol. What a horrible thing to see 😄

"You would not like me visibly upset" - Harstem threatens to go full Hulk.

Love it when u just talk about some random thing like The cat being evil :D

Well.. I don't play SC but somehow.. I watch your content and I find it amusing but today's comment about animals poisoning other animals that shifted into saying that cat people are admiring something that is inherently evil made me think: "what? that's actually an interesting question when I think about it hmm.." and then when the cats part started: "what? whaaat?? wtf? ... W.. T.. F.. :D ". Man, you are hilarious I don't know what brought me to your channel but I do know that I will not stop watching it anytime soon.

I think harstem should also count the "glhf" to "gg" ratio :D

I feel like a single *capital* G should still count as a full one on the gg counter. The capital makes up for the fact that there's only one. It's like your opponent saying, "I played like crap but you still deserved the win." Please correct this in the future Harstem or I'm going to have to speak to your manager.

31:30 that perfectly sums up my ZvP experience! :D

Waiting for you to do the 1 base Nydus swarm host build!

Interesting fact about the hydra and roach melee attacks: they aren't just different animations. They are separate weapons from the ranged attack, that have usage priority when within melee range. With the same damage and attack speed as the ranged attack of course. However the melee weapons do not benefit from the ranged attacks upgrade but rather the melee attacks upgrade.

"what's the worker count looking like" hahahaha

What a legend. Those videos are so fun. Merci Fromage madman.

for a challenge vid: everytime you talk about a mistake your opponent makes you have to tell them in chat

I love cats sooo much and I absolutely agree that being evil is just a basic character trade for them. They might be super nice too but they have some evil in them anyway

the build order was a two-base archon immortal chargelot build that has you getting a safety battery and early robo into 8 gates when you wanna push

One of the first important weapons for early humans were literally just rocks. When our ancestors left the safety of trees and started migrating on foot, the ability to accurately throw was a huge competitive advantage from an evolutionary perspective. Look at well even children are at throwing things. Watch a youth baseball game and you will see 12 year old kids throwing 100 kph (unit conversion for you) pitches. Now imagine a group of humans all doing that at some predator. Pretty effective.

my favourite series, I love it

17:36 Moondance is a 31 second rush distance and is the fastest in the map pool.

love the cheese vids

I don't even play starcraft but you're fun, thanks for the vidyas homie

Banger! Subbed!

2nd Protoss probably noticed the early pool / gas. Was probably expecting a baneling bust.

great episode

Captain check Pig's one base swarm host

Nice games captain! I think it's supposed to be: Complete My Na__ (Name)

The hydra "punch" is also not effected by guardian shield

I too have thought that being tickled specifically on my feet would be a horrible torture to have to endure

gj Robbie, we're proud of you

You're a content MACHINE!

Do more drone pulls, please!

Throwback to math challenge you should score it as 42+(1/2×2) because single Gs should be tracked and they're funny in their own way, regular games they're typos sometimes rage induced but in this challenge you know exactly what they mean

And don't call me Shirley !

4th base!!! He's been head on the head 🤣😂🤣

You should count half ggs (or just gs i guess) as .1 and eleven would be as .11. so you track it separately from the other ggs

2:50 i was yelling at my monitor get teh pylon

This is like getting checked mated by fools mate.

10/10 great cheesy content today

Harstem: “Complete Myna… hmmm” i.e. Complete My Na(me) haha

Single G’s should still get a full point I think. It is the intention of type GG is what we are counting and single G’s are just typos for exiting too fast.

Your Zerg cheeses are the best

I think you should get nydus and a few queens to get creep going on larger maps like that..

Last game was a banger Hydras doing melee attacks should benefit from melee upgrades

Actually my favorite cheese. I love microing stuff.

I believe Harstem should have played with Banelings later on. And/Or Lurkers too maybe.

It's funny because your GG counter is technically a GG tracker. YOU are the real GG counter.

Lol. I wouldn't say he choose to give up his natural. There wasn't any choice.

lol thats so funny that he just did a "g" . Brilliant if he follows the channel.

I like going - 14- OL-pool - EdroneE - drone. - (4) zerg - (queen) OL ` 16 drones, 8 zerglings 1 queen. * zerglings are just wide scout map, for proxies meet up at junction annoy base. POP 22/ OL comes out, larva comes up, and second hatchery goes down. Mining of gas has taken place, shoudl be 100/50/ Which lets you lair up. You cna go straight into Hydras/ and hydrlisks with zergling back ups... at this point you should be like 39 pop... and macro hatcheries... and queens galore. with evolution chambers... all around the 2:30 mark... I guess you could go early, but with the invention of queens I Liek getting them early. SO the standard build... your queen is late, you miss a larva... and get larva starved for minerals... imo... but.. you can get a larva and second larva... or tumour... but meh... Since the inception of queens and hte elongated time of the pool, it makes sense to get first it doesn't sloow you down, since hatchery is a production system, but... the larva spawns in 4/s and you can get it twice, and havea second hatchery... with the initial zerglings.. you can know what your opponenet is doing.. and decide to slow down and eco up on drones or hammer out whatever.. lol but meh.

Cats steal your soul ;)

Last game: One Spore Crawler per base is sufficient. Especially when the opponent has only Oracles. In addition, building a Spore Crawler makes you lose a drone, while with only one Spore Crawler per base no drone is threatened... 🙃

Harstem you need to send the last game to IODIS

22:40 wouldn't the first weapon be our fists? unless you're talking about a held item, which would likely be a stick

nice win against robbie. I was going to be upset if you GG'd that match it was still winnable

But Harstem, Americans don't vote using their gut. They figure out which of the 2 candidates they can't stand, and vote for the other one.

I don't think a single g should count as half a gg. It's like stretching out your hand but then not shaking the hand of your opponent.

Didn't like tribal people use poison frogs in some places

Weirdest lowko video: I went to the bar one time, it was good fun Most normal harstem video: Can cats use poison to kill things? Not like, out of necessity, just because cats are dicks. I bet they can

TIL hydras have a melee animation.

What happens to the gg counter when someone "ggg"?

Surely the CompleteMyNa = complete my name right?!

What about the other creatures of the sea???

I'm gonna build blind batteries and sentries in pvz forever now

"During the election you follow your gut".....m8, I seriously fucking hope not.

20 sec in and I already love it.

some frogs are poisonous.

When will we see the 1base swarmhost nydus cheese? 😀

lol it ain't terrible fi it works

maybe maphack and not blind battery?

i love cats

We need to answer an important question on the "single G" games: is he saying "good" or "game"? :)

Hell ya Robbie

HAIL THE CHEEESSEE !! WPWP^^

Cheeeese

Harstem, got a nice Nydus-Cheese build for you: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fK5oe7Zz2s7MfWg.html

Cheestem

Harstem vs Lowko Bo5 Random Cheese Strats

Stinkiest cheese 🧀

Better buy feta

13:12 Maybe he could have put down Sunkin Colonies in his bases' with ling backup? 3 per base

kevin.

Drone rush somebody with lings, then he defends it with a build, then call that build idiotic xDDDDD

Youre already being cheesy, why not follow it up with nydus- mass queen-ravager ?

I love the counting of the single G

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but u have counted multiple single gs as a full g. Saw one the other day from 6 months ago. Where’s the guy with the gg spreadsheet

Did you live in a cave for more than a day when you claimed chicken sucked but it wasn't imba? 🙊

You know, I think a single "g" shouldn't count at all on the GG counter. It feels more like BM or salt than good sportsmanship. After all you don't build two pylons in your opponent's base and call that half a cannon rush.

I would love for you to change your ingame name to Cheesist_Man_Alive and then just play macro games.

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'Dirtiest cheese of all', it's because you're cheesing with Zerg huh? Poor Zerg players will always be seen as dirty.