😂 “if you knew she was crazy why didn’t you walk the other way?!”

Both accurate

Three bits of tarmac go into a pub. They make their way over to the bar, and order three pints of beer. The first piece of tarmac turns to the other two and says "I'm the ******* hardest out of us lot", and as if to prove it, smashes the full pint glass into his face, shattering the glass to bits. "See? I told you". The second piece of tarmac turns to the first and says "**** off, I'm the ******* hardest out of every ****** here!". As if to prove it, he nuts the bar so hard that it splits in two. "See? I told you I was ******* hard." The third piece of tarmac scoffs at the claims. "**** off, I'm the ******* hardest you bunch of soft *****". And as if to prove it, he beat the **** out of all the regulars in the pub, armed with only his little finger. "See? I'm the ******* hardest, make no mistake!" And with that, seeing as the first bit of tarmac had a bloodied face, the bar was destroyed and the regulars needing hospital treatment, the three bits of tarmac retired to a corner table to continue their beers. Just then, in comes another bit of tarmac. Identical to the other three, except he had a symbol of a bicycle imprinted on his chest. The first bit of tarmac looked worried. "****, don't look now, don't stare at him!". The second and third bits of tarmac just laughed and said "Why?" "Because he's a right Cycle-path!"

I was walking towards a psychopath by a cycle path

I thought he said that too. LOL

100%

Misunderstood perhaps....

'wrong' is an understatement

@@VajrahahaShunyata No. She is DEFINITELY NOT misunderstood.

@@VajrahahaShunyata nope. Just nope.

I heard. That is very sad to me she thought that. Thankfully she stayed strong and realized she won't be anything like her mother.

@@AlexandraBolz I think the fact that she was worried so much that she'd turn out like her mum, is enough for her to go down a completely different path.

@@waqasahmed939 yes it was

That’s terrible. But the fact that she’s worried she’ll end up like her mother, means she is absolutely nothing like her mother. She actually cares about people and has emotions. I hope she’s receiving help because I can’t even imagine what it’s like in that poor girl’s situation.

That's heartbreaking, especially since the very fact she has emotion enough to fear that shows she's absolutely nothing like her mother. I hope she realizes that.

Ikr. I'd be pretty annoyed if I were in their shoes. Does she really think they don't know what she's trying to do?

really take notes, because their are plenty of non-violent people who do this to manipulate others. How she'll throw in random compliments about specific qualities and warm memories, it makes you feel noticed and special. Trump does the same thing, sliding in little positive comments at one individual in front of a crowd, which also makes the crowd like that person for being nice, and jealous in a way. A lot of cult leaders have this same charisma, interesting to watch.

@@aurea. the cops were just humoring her I don't think there's no point in yelling at for her crimes it's obvious she doesn't give a shit they scream internally in the inside "Get me the fuqq outta here!!!" 😂 The definition of "living in her own bubble".

Her face and entire being is unsettling to me😬 -😂👍🍻

I’m sure they found it hilarious lol

I think it is because she picks guys with no self esteem, and flirts with them. Melts 'em like butta!

Right? I was completely bumfuzzled by that as well

Did you see those guys? Sheesh...

Obviously NO quality guys... 😒

@Jean Rhodes She's less than plain Jane, I'd say more the kind of thing you step in while walking through a shit field full of the world's shittiest shits which are festering away and rotting from a thousand years of dumps!

Well guess he was one person who could say no to her good for him.

glad your uncle is safe!

@Dante Kenway thank you! So are we!!!

@@Nightwatch9111 I think a lot of people would have said no thanks to her. She’s hideous

@Dante Kenway Your uncle must have good instincts! When was that? Around a similar time?

Yup and the ones who insist on waffling on and on with their opinion, etc. I'm like "Shut up and let it play out! Then you can give your opinion!"🙄😆

Well stop bloody drinking then

"He loved to drink and smoke weed"?

Wow

Who doesn’t..... She says right after... And looks as if she knows...

How about you start writing about yourself now, when you die someone is gonna find it and know how you truly were :), and that u were much more than just a guy who liked to drink

He be like "pretty please luv"

I thought the same thing. Still being polite while getting murdered pfft

Stereotypes never fail to amuse me. Total bollocks though!

“You’re being quite bothersome you scalawag... I do wish you’d stop”...

english ppl arent polite

So true!

smart move

True. Good point actually.

He does around the 10 min mark, you’re good 👍🏻

I'd rather get a handy.

Poppin a chub

We do a runner in Australia.

A true man indeed. I'm glad he still lives. Hope he can forget about it sometimes.

I mean, he's british

"She carried on stabbing me."

Brits can be so hilariously calm about brutal things.

@@taags thats just coz Americans are crazy dramatic in comparison 😂 bless him ❤

Lol!!!

Very British

Iam British My interpretation! F¥€%$#@& C☆₩€*

Oy youve goh a pehmit for bein stabbed bruv

There is a famous dash cam video on like where this british guy gets into a car accident that rolls his car, in an almost completely unconcered voice he simply says "Well that was fucking scary"

Children are, essentially, the property of men. Women should raise them when they're young, but as they get past the infant stage, they should always go to the father.

@@Skindoggiedog Uhm...I'm sorry, but...WHAT?! Where did you come up with that?

@@Skindoggiedog You obviously never met my dad.

@@Skindoggiedog lol Dumbest shit I ever heard

@@Skindoggiedog essentially they’re grown in a woman’s womb if anything they belong to the woman

They died a very old happy couple 🤔🤣

@@BrownEyePinch I knew that the media lied, even back then. Those rotten scoundrels.

I was fascinated with Bonnie and Clyde as well at one point in time. I believe I was 14 at the time.

Nope. Never does. (At least because it's the UK, we can be fairly sure it won't end with her being mowed down by a lynch mob with Thompson submachine guns and shotguns?)

@@maneckineckbeard1749 This happened years ago. They are both in for natural life.

Yes, I do agree, I also think ppl aren't realising that 'childhood' isn't just at home with mum and dad and siblings. It's about other family members, neighbours, babysitters, Scout Masters, teachers, friends and relationship connections - that 1st BF/GF, being at a party and gang-raped as a teen. So many others are involved in one's childhood that can damage you forever.

@@Secret_Soul_Survivor that is so very true. Children are very delicate and fragile, it’s so sad when you realize that bad people today are just damaged children.

I heard that too, lol🤣😆😂

Imagine what a month in her life may be like.

@@3amwithCreeperellaaa I'm exhausted thinking about it 😴🤣

Adrenaline dump is a cruel mistress.....

Reminds me of that line in Tucker & Dale vs evil. "we've had a doozie of a day!"

Never a truer statement. Can spot it a mile off.

LOL!

😂

This got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

Don't forget the face tattoo.

Lot fun girls in the UK not always just the young ones

@@tasosdiaforetico7377 wtf?

The survivor that was interviewed in the video unfortunately passed away in 2014 though (from causes unrelated to the attack). RIP John Rogers.

The dog shot spunk in her eye and this caused her to be pregnant and she gave birth to a little dog boy who grew up to be a Maddox and then killed 🙂.my mum told me cos she used to live next door to the baby father

@@CriticalityIncident Poor guy. "Will you leave me alone please." He was already weak from being at death's door every day of his life.

@@goldkhw He definitely did not deserve such a horrible thing to happen to him during his final years. He seemed to be so nice and polite.

Right? Like it wasn't horrific enough, why did she take the poor dog?? I was SO sure she was planning to do some kind of Jeffrey Dahmer shite to that poor dog!

Lmaooo

I say it too but not in Tokyo.

@David Winehouse if he worked hard for the money to move to Tokyo then he’s not privileged. That’s the beauty of America.

@David Winehouse lmao you literally dont know anything about this person so how can you say such things.

@David Winehouse I know you need to shut up and get a job

I constantly re-watch them.💜

Same

Let's give it a GOO

@@silgid7450 SAME

It's funny we're so happy to hear about more tragedies, but that "hey you" is well worth it.

@LTS_FOREVER _ poor guy

@LTS_FOREVER _ rip😞

Poor fellow seemed like good manner Brit. Rip mate

Profound

aint that the truth.

Kind of like "every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."

Amen 🙏

I thought that was hilarious!

She described every man in England 😂

no comma. He loved to drink who didn't.

I found it odd that the name "Chapman" came right after "chap" lol..

@@hoosierhiver huh? That wouldn't be grammatically correct.. U could use a semicolon, tho ("he liked to drink; who didn't?") Lol..

Heaven forbid haha

Lol same

Haha

Sameee

I feel the same way!!

That sheds a little light, but still....DAMN!

Absolute bs

Good one

No, the cyclists are the true psychopaths. Jk.

Omg, I love it!❣️☠️😈

I see what you did there...I think, that is. ;-)

😆

At least drinking is better than killing

@@morbidvoy I don,'t know,AA ,told me,no so ispose a spot of killing is ok.

Translation = alcoholic

@@elliotspencer6656 HAAAAAAAAAA

lack of brain cells

😂🤣

Someone nabbed hers!

I doubt he did

Oddivia troll

Her eyebrows were the sanest thing about her. Thus why they vacated her face.

I wouldn't say "unique." I would say she is different compared to other killers in a way.

So, unique?

The 5:11 stomach picture is what got me

😂, yeah it got me too. She is very unusual. SMH I'm not a criminal, but if I were, I would do everything to stay out of prison because I would be terrified I would wind up in there with someone like her. Yikes!

If dogs could talk they’d just become another “loose end”, so thankfully dogs can’t talk or someone would be whacking them too.

@@BLAZENYCBLACKOPS Fair point... unfortunately

If dogs could talk people wouldnt kill in front of dogs

Dieter.. the Watts dog

Imagine dogs being classed as disloyal... barks for me thanks

Exactly what I just said to my friend! What a guy!

Was probably brought up to respect women unreservedly

I just figured most people in Britain would behave that way.

@@kevinpotts123 There is an old joke from Britain that a man walking near a river finds two men drowning. The first is screaming for help and the second one says in a calm and polite voice " Excuse me good sir but could you do me a small favor and toss me that life ring next to you please." Man toss the life ring to him, Man in the river thanks him says to have a nice day.

im glad he survived

Clearly a big ol badass, in my opinion!

I feel the exact same. I just wanted so badly to hug him, protect him, and make him his favorite dessert.

Yeah same here, poor bloke!

Man, same. Felt emotional just watching him explain what happened to him. His life will probably never be the same again after getting stabbed completely randomly in broad daylight. I wouldn't trust a soul anymore. I hope he's doing as well as he can, bless his soul.

Well, less miracle; and more hard grit, perseverance and medical training and efficiency. Well done to the medical team that assisted this chap.

😄

Those meddling kids really do get too much credit

Don't leave out Scrappy Doo

thought this exact thing when it was said lol

Haha real hero This monster though, stabbing two random dudes is one thing but stealing the fucking dog?? That's taking it too far mate

Mike said that right as I was reading this comment ☺

me too

me too!!

Exactly what I heard too!

Well what do you expect bro? I mean you were walking right next to the psycho path.

Yes sir, you were indeed.

lol... loved that line too!

Lol! 😆

I literally went back to hear it again:D

I’d be willing to wager that statement sums up that entire neighborhood

I was looking for this comment 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Or a burglar

Yea you're gonna have to put some extra points in sneak at least

"Well he was a fucking massive bloke, im talking 7 feet"

🏀 👈👀👉 👊😛🥊

lol me too

Same 😆

Yes, lol

5:00_🤭

5:43_🤭

Poor Guy.

and hunters

And fishermen.

and runners

This is why I’m glad my dogs are lazy, as am I... I don’t want to find another dead body.

@@wmurch3 especially joggers. Wth? 😂

Ive not realised this before. I just keep checking my subscription. Are you saying tc has a timetable?.

@@davidrobertwright7130 weekend warrior keyboard killer fan club karaoke mug

@@davidrobertwright7130 I believe at one point I saw a post where Mike said he posts new vids on Tuesdays and Fridays. Anyone else know?

We be da 'Goo crew'!

@@luhkeemee That reads very familiar. All jokes aside. I think you are correct.

Like many people, making a fortune out of the feckless and vulnerable in financial and virtue terms. Landlords, social workers, politicians, Marcus Rashford....

@@RaferJeffersonIII uhhh, social workers making a fortune? Marcus rashford makes a fortune from football...

@@tomlewis1 social workers average £37000. Electricians average £33,000. No sick pay, no pension, hard physical work. Plus pension for civil service, don’t forget, which on that salary would be worth C£400,000 ok capital terms at retirement on full service. Pretty good money if you ask me. Marcus Rashford has become a saint, that’s worth more than money. Don’t assume because “people say” government workers don’t do it for the money, that it’s true. Very little chance of being fired, made redundant, and salaries are pretty good. Care workers are the kind of jobs which are underpaid. Nobody cares about them as we care more about the welfare of criminal families than we care about old people. That, and they don’t have a trade union.

Well, he's a good guy but not _that_ good so he needs an enforcer.

More like a second chance to pay the rent

Only simps still date in 2021.

@@BalboaBaggins that’s why I’m single

I would like this comment but the 69 likes is stopping me

@@BalboaBaggins only simps use the word simps. Oh wait. ;) Seriously I get annoyed with people over using this word and using it incorrectly. And in this case, it is used incorrectly. The word should be reserved for losers who give women money on twitch or only fans. Saying anyone who dates and gets laid is a simp is ridiculous. By definition, if you are getting laid, you aren't a simp.

@@jimmym3352 I think the exact same thing!

"Who didn't"😂😂

Haven't drank in years. I much prefer smoke. Much less hassle, no fights etc

John*

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. Stonewall Jackson

😅😅

Lol. I certainly hope not!

Some things you just can't tell when they're kids and it's chemical imbalance as opposed to mental and emotional trauma

Parenting is very important but nature matters to a great extent too.

Every time my son hits his head I say he's one step closer to being a serial killer.

Same

So random!

That's cool lol.

Really? That’s so cool!! Hope Mike sees this comment

I can’t believe that’s his real name

I have the chapters on shuffle before I sleep. So yis.

I used to, until I'd watched every single one. Of course I watch on Tuesdays and Fridays

I know he looked like such a sweet guy in the photo

Yeah that really dills my pickle! I thought he said psycho path,not cycle path lol

I’m the same way. But I include animals in that.

@@doctorshell7118 Me too.. I hate to say it more times I have more pity to the animals than humans.. Not that I'm saying that any human victims deserve it or that I don't feel horrible for them.. It's just kids and animals are so innocent, especially dogs, and they do nothing to deserve that kind of punishment.. Humans however are a literal virus on this earth and in some morbid was I really hoped that some kind of thing wipes us off the planet but keeps animals and nature.. And unfortunately something like that is obviously happening.. and how utterly devastating it is nature has a way of correct itself and I feel as though we are It's mistake.. We as humans are only, what 5 years away from causing devastation to this planet that can never be reversed.. I mean we made nuclear waste which by all mathematical equations prove that us as humans will be well into extinction before it even starts to decompose.. I don't know.. That's just me though.. And I'm not like a vegan person or environment nut, just a realist.

@@biscuitgidoni2804 That reads eerily like the book of a certain fellow that gained power in Germany around 1936

Imagine what kind of mum she was. Actually don't

@@HK_Musician Imagine what kind of idiot her boyfriend was.

For real

@@moebetta4224 bro her bf just saved the lives of her two children he’s a hero with bad taste in women

@@moebetta4224 he was on tv and seems so normal. Apparenlty she was ok until she had the kids

Yeah, but he probably a really nice bloke

When you have that particular accent and verbage it's impossible to seem like a true piece of shit misfit anarchist. Nothing against anarchists by the way... He just seems like a reasonable upstanding citizen no matter what he does to his appearance.

Klingon? No way. Klingon girls are way more attractive.

I thought mr T was turning white

@@somethingelse4424 😂 exactly, the accent & aesthetic just does not add up

Wow I read this comment at tree tirty AM. Spooky...

Wow! And I read these comments at tree turty tree! imagine that?!

Sorry, you misspelled "turdy" there.

@@JanPospisilArt Dat was autocorrect dat did dat.

@@JanPospisilArtoh! Well shoot! Thank you for lookin out there! Autocorrect got me again

Me too. I'm addicted to him! I'm supposed to be packing because I'm moving in two weeks Yikes!

@Callum Lambkin Annoying, isn’t it? Always seems to be that sort with the most confidence for some inexplicable reason. 6 is generous. 6 if she was cleaned up maybe.

Isn’t it fascinating, us humans get used to life, forget, then naturally take for granted how precious each moment and molecule is..❤️

Felt the exact same way. This poor, unfortunate man. I truly hope he can go through life realtively normal without looking over his shoulder every waking minute, but I doubt it.

That was kind of eerie. Poor guy just out walking his dog.

Agreed!!! Poor guy was just out for a walk with his dog and the next he was getting stabbed. I wonder how he was able to survive and not die too. Scary scary story

Surprise attacks are far from rare - how many outdoor rapist attacks per year?

You are right. Very gentle

Hes the best. His sarcasm is humorous.

He reminds me (the humor he uses) of myself !

He takes the story and even though it's sad he puts a little humour into it and makes it easier to listen too

Mike is the BEST!!