The Dumbest American Fails from all 50 States

The Dumbest American Fails from all 50 States | FailArmy

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@taterbeard 10 ай бұрын

The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick.

@DivineVegan 10 ай бұрын

Americans..

@williamweiss6128 10 ай бұрын

It's just a name, man. Like Jish......Blair Thumb reference.

@CrackinSkulls 10 ай бұрын

Or DC a State

@anglepsycho 10 ай бұрын

Nah, naming your son Vagina is begging for you to see him hanging from the ceiling when he is in middle school.

@fatwombat2611 10 ай бұрын

Jerrick, 😂 thats fkcd up

@couch2558 10 ай бұрын

3:04 "*babbles in floridian*" this is probably the only time they've every gotten the captions right 😂

@leaderofmine6293 10 ай бұрын

So?! Are you live in Florida?

@WyvernYT 9 ай бұрын

That's some quality Florida Man there.

@mikehatfield1531 9 ай бұрын

@@leaderofmine6293 Just from your grammar, I can tell that you graduated at the top of the class in Florida

@Pookiebear36 8 ай бұрын

I’m a Floridian…

@Mr5Fail Ай бұрын

Haha, gotta love those accurate captions! 😂 They nailed it this time!

@ItsFreshItsAnne 7 ай бұрын

0:55 His reply so simply "No, I HAVE to tape it" made me laugh 😂

@emmytoussaint 7 ай бұрын

his voice 🤣😂

@BobbyBoucher228 5 ай бұрын

As a person born in Missouri I was shocked that one of the fails didn’t involve fireworks. Also I was pretty amazed that there wasn’t a fail in Oklahoma involving a tornado.

@littlejourneyseverywhere 10 ай бұрын

As a Tennessee native, that lady scolding a chicken named Mr. Featherby for his rude behavior is the most Tennessee thing I've ever seen. 😂😂

@gnarthdarkanen7464 10 ай бұрын

100% ;o)

@lightwarrior432 10 ай бұрын

RIGHT!!! 😆👍🏽

@stronghold8266 9 ай бұрын

Y’all dumb

@TheIrishRushin 9 ай бұрын

@norbertofontanez5550It's nice here. It's a city in the woods. Clean river to fish in. Game to hunt. All within 20 minutes of the city center.

@talonsandtails501 9 ай бұрын

we named all our chickens, can confirm lol

@thomas11atkin 10 ай бұрын

This is why America doesn't have free healthcare

@ranchofrescuedhope6567 6 ай бұрын

Lol probably 😂

@liny2sd 4 ай бұрын

I feel for that kid doing flips on the bed, we all know how much smacking your foot on something hurts.

@GoldRaven-oe4by 8 ай бұрын

10:29 i can't even begin to imagine the pain

@keeganchick2171 2 ай бұрын

How to stub every toe in half a second

@bradenbalvin357 28 күн бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- was his last words before going to the hospital 💀💀🤣🤣

@ChuckNDUcks 27 күн бұрын

Bru i hit my hip today at 1/4 that speed and that hurt like crazy im praying for this girl

@keeganchick2171 27 күн бұрын

@@ChuckNDUcks Hitting your hip is incredibly painful! (Due to all the bloodflow and nerves) Hope you're doing okay!

@Kroooza 6 күн бұрын

@@bradenbalvin357the hospital? for that?

@choppercam01 10 ай бұрын

Wife : "Stop taping it!!!!!" Husband : No, I have to tape it!" 😂😂

@yarpyarp5647 10 ай бұрын

packing tape

@derrickhageman1969 10 ай бұрын

@@yarpyarp5647duck tape

@ickylynn6155 10 ай бұрын

The relatable-ness of that moment was amazing

@nobody7817 10 ай бұрын

"We'll cut the audio out afterwards..."

@slowpoke6743 10 ай бұрын

I'm glad I'm single and don't live near and/or venture near "quicksand" Every second a spouse spends filming instead of immediately helping will be one more second taken by me to savor their screams as I watch em get torn apart by Stonecipher's dog's.

@bttrflymagic 9 ай бұрын

Sarcastically asking “You wanna talk about it?” is the best response to a fail ever 😂

@GrimReaper01776 9 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

@C.A._Old 2 ай бұрын

ah man. what a americans... :-)

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 4 ай бұрын

The worst one was the kid doing flips on the bed and coming down on the headboard with his feet. I felt that pain.

@missingnola3823 9 ай бұрын

As someone who has once worked in a store with a PA system, farting into the PA was not a fail but an epic win.

@normturner4849 9 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! 🏃💨

@MickDickerson 9 ай бұрын

Makes me sad for my missed opportunity really. 🤷‍♀️🤣

@LadyVoldemort 8 ай бұрын

*YUP!!!*

@ciaranofarrell4010 8 ай бұрын

Totally epic😂

@MrRedeyedJedi 8 ай бұрын

Especially if it makes the bong bong noise first

@scottbradford4130 10 ай бұрын

The donkey laughing at the girl who was straddling shit absolutely made my day. 🤣 🤣 that's hilarious

@JH-lo9ut 9 ай бұрын

At that point it's just better to save your shoes and wade barefoot through the shit. Girl, you are getting shit on your feet either way.

@BenieTheDragon 8 ай бұрын

When a donkey laughs at you, you're the actual jackass.

@scottbradford4130 7 ай бұрын

@JH-lo9ut I feel ya but we probably wouldn't have gotten the laugh from the mule. That was the best part

@Suzukibob69 10 ай бұрын

I like how the lady said “call 911” like they can do anything about a whale 😂

@dscherer18 10 ай бұрын

"mark call 911" i feel bad for mark :(

@pepstriebeck1163 10 ай бұрын

They can Do some Things about the Whales....unless the Whales have classified documents lying around in their garage. THEN they can' t Do anything about IT.

@michaelwatson7364 10 ай бұрын

How to tell if someone is a landlubber. Step 1 find a mid size boat Step 2 find a humpback Step 3 watch the shenanigans

@oSamiSrzo 10 ай бұрын

Was lookin fur this comment.. 😅 it's gotta be the dang near dumbest thing I've heard all year!

@sunayocarissime5309 10 ай бұрын

I could just hear that 911 call. Dispatcher, "Wtf do you want us to do, call Captain Ahab or Ishmael? OOh I know, I'll call Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll know what to do!"🤣🤣🤣

@supernovaskies5044 7 ай бұрын

The florida guy headbanging to the hurricane winds isn't a fail that's iconic lol. He does it each time

@johnsononey Ай бұрын

That loudspeaker fart had me rollin ! All the implications too.. ..

@ExternalInputs 21 күн бұрын

It confirms that the bar for customer service people's IQ is set very low.

@ryanhiggins8869 10 ай бұрын

“Mr Featherby, that is uncalled for!” Is going to be my new expression of disappointment to others

@rangetrooper5245 10 ай бұрын

The "I got a fish on" part is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen.

@kriskabin 8 ай бұрын

If the "fish on" guy would've shouted, " SAVE THE BEER," then that would've been the most Wisconsin thing ever.

@Dragonfly33 4 ай бұрын

I can almost guarantee someone in every state has lost a relative after hearing the words “Hey, ever-body, watch this!”

@bobjohnson1633 3 ай бұрын

In most states, "ever'body" isn't English

@Dragonfly33 3 ай бұрын

@@bobjohnson1633 And what states would those be, Professor? 🤡

@Panster7 8 ай бұрын

12:30 Bro I can't "Those are good?" LMAO

@godsgod1677 10 ай бұрын

The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me.

@dreamsofturtles1828 10 ай бұрын

And his mother screaming at him 😂😂😂

@AdamGaron686 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@vikingsundlof9040 10 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@pointyheadYT 9 ай бұрын

He is helping though..

@joelwillems4081 9 ай бұрын

@@pointyheadYT He is even using his weakest fingers, the pinkies.

@Gigidag77 10 ай бұрын

I was anticipating a Florida Man moment. Wasn't dissapointed.

@Hirnlego999 10 ай бұрын

Obviously needs a Floriduh moment

@nightlydrugs6927 10 ай бұрын

*babbles in Floridian*

@nathalia7431 8 ай бұрын

6:12 This man worked hard to keep his motorcycle from falling over. Well done, man!

@stevempls 7 ай бұрын

The guy screaming “oh my god” at the bird flying around sounded so desperately frantic and I’m dying

@LHyoutube 10 ай бұрын

7:59 - Losing the vehicle was terrible, but their plastic tub of belongings bobbing up at the end was fucking hilarious! 😂

@cvn6555 10 ай бұрын

Never drove a vehicle onto a frozen lake. That is the reasonable expectation.

@1Brother_Bear 10 ай бұрын

Thats michigan for you!

@dylantaylor3111 10 ай бұрын

can’t imagine the insurance company was happy😂😂

@superboats2 10 ай бұрын

Trucktanic.

@couch2558 10 ай бұрын

There's a time of the year when the state tells people they should get their stuff off the lake by (as many people set up in winter there) but there's always a ton of people who dont listen. At least one F150 goes in every year, dozens of huts too

@oldspice051 10 ай бұрын

I love the variety of cultures and biomes you see across the U.S. Really adds flavor to these fails.

@pg9193 10 ай бұрын

the inhabitants of the swamp and desert biomes were equally fascinating and reckless

@CARPETMAN-zj9iv 10 ай бұрын

I watch these videos to see if I'm on them

@kbanghart 10 ай бұрын

@@pg9193probably ninety percent Trump supporters, which makes me very happy

@GrendelSheperd 10 ай бұрын

North woods would like you one on one quietly. This is a lot.

@MyBelch 10 ай бұрын

Diversity of ignorance. It's part of the tapestry. Didja notice no Asian Americans acting like feral blacks or trailer trash?

@patrickdunn8918 5 ай бұрын

A lady I met from Alabama told me , that when someone in Alabama says “ watch this “ …someone is gonna die lol.

@GillesvanZeebroeck 9 ай бұрын

“It’s not here, I’m looking everywhere” Famous last words… RIP brave lady!

@bengammell9305 9 ай бұрын

What was that?

@GillesvanZeebroeck 9 ай бұрын

@@bengammell9305 some scary sh%t 😂

@fgorlando 10 ай бұрын

19:12 left off the ending where he says “STILL SWALLOWED!” 😂😂

@Master_Yoda1990 10 ай бұрын

Dude, you don't know what a fail is. The guy in the chair with his dogs and the dude during a hurricane were absolute wins

@georgiecutright4033 10 ай бұрын

Thanks bud. My dogs and I had a great adventure traveling across the country like that

@clckc 10 ай бұрын

@@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying

@justin_5631 9 ай бұрын

@@clckc why would someone post a lie on the internet? it makes no sense.

@clckc 9 ай бұрын

@@justin_5631 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic orrr

@quelandil5738 9 ай бұрын

It would be an elaborate lie to create a whole KZfaq channel with lots of videos just to lie somewhere in a comment section...

@michaelcrossley4716 Ай бұрын

I wouldn't call farting on the intercom a fail. That guy is a legend 🤣

@Melody_Loves_Music 4 ай бұрын

Omg, that poor kid slamming his feet on the headboard... I FELT that pain. 😢

@DafyddDafyddDafydd 10 ай бұрын

We need this type of video for European Countries next

@freddiemercuryfan2639 10 ай бұрын

there would be a lot for russia

@UserG00gle 10 ай бұрын

I see the people saying ,,kurwa" in all videos from Poland xD

@RaysGamingChannel2003 10 ай бұрын

Or Asian countries too

@jesser4687 10 ай бұрын

@@freddiemercuryfan2639russia aint part of europe 🤨

@darul2652 10 ай бұрын

@@jesser4687Russia is a transcontinental country spanning two continent, Europe and Asia

@elbee1771 9 ай бұрын

4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead.

@oserus999 3 ай бұрын

The most American thing about these is how on the vast majority of the videos you hear the laughter of the person filming... as they KEEP FILMING =)

@GT-43 4 ай бұрын

Ill be damned my momma was wrong, the trash will take itself out.

@LHyoutube 10 ай бұрын

10:27 - Holy shit, that one actually hurt me through the screen! 😂

@MarrisaPlays 10 ай бұрын

yeah my ankles have sympathy pain that scream... to much ouch.

@danielaguilar8424 10 ай бұрын

She was so excited to see how many she could do too. Absolutely painful.

@JohnWick-yw4oo 10 ай бұрын

That was the last time she tried that on a bed. That looked so painful.

@jackdoe552 10 ай бұрын

Still yelling in agony when the clip cuts out 😆

@daggel011 10 ай бұрын

I really wonder there was no "Nobody was hurt" disclaim

@blur2953 10 ай бұрын

12:38. Just love how he pops up and immediately asks "Did you get that on video?". Man had priorities.

@whichfilmisit 10 ай бұрын

funny

@jeffreyklass6171 10 ай бұрын

Welcome to NC

@seand.g423 10 ай бұрын

_shit_ priorities, but sure...

@JH-lo9ut 9 ай бұрын

Asking "did you get that on video?", or saying "I got that on video!", is a sure way to ruin any video.

@tommcglone2867 12 күн бұрын

0:34 Human: "What does the halibut think of that?" Orca: "See this fish. Its mine now."

@seameology 4 ай бұрын

The amount of times I heard "did you get that on video?" Is astounding.

@civilizedfellow 10 ай бұрын

9:21 I was waiting for the "Sir! You can't park there!" 🤣

@JamesVeryMuchJr 10 ай бұрын

I’m sad it didn’t happen

@CanISpoonYou 10 ай бұрын

8:38 "Are you okay?" "Do you wanna talk about it?" My new response to this question.

@gottem2912 3 ай бұрын

*Babbles in Floridian* LMAO!

@user-dz7bv1hz5k 8 ай бұрын

This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. 4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead..

@susana.9483 10 ай бұрын

I love that the guys says "well that sucks, at least it's not on my house", not realizing he is mostly likely 100% responsible for any damage because the tree is on his property.

@GTFBITK 10 ай бұрын

Hes right because his insurance is going to F his neighbor.

@user-uq4zv9ve3l 10 ай бұрын

Not how it works. The tree falling was a natural event, The owner of the home that the tree fell on is responsible. Doesn't matter who's property the tree originated on.

@rolfwienr371 10 ай бұрын

this kind of insurance talk makes me glad im not american

@vawest2052 10 ай бұрын

Yup, but at least his house is dry inside. I'd rather pay to fix my neighbors house than be displaced by a tree in mine and be at the mercy of somebody else's insurance company.

@henrikschreiner 10 ай бұрын

@@user-uq4zv9ve3l🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

@jasonrodgers9063 10 ай бұрын

At 5:36- The Ryder rental truck having it's roof ripped off by the railroad underpass is in Louisville is about 4 blocks from my home. You wouldn't BELIEVE how often that happens, despite HUGE signs and flashing warning lights! Also, rental truck insurance policies VERY specifically EXCLUDE coverage for damage from hitting overhead obstacles!

@darrellgrant7615 10 ай бұрын

A bridge near me has its own social media pages because it happens so often 😂

@braniacc 10 ай бұрын

@@darrellgrant7615 Ahh yes, the Can Opener.

@hollandaise84 10 ай бұрын

@@braniacc the 11 foot 8: The Canopener Bridge, is in North Carolina.

@harrietbrown6415 10 ай бұрын

Is that the Can Opener bridge?

@Zyk0th 10 ай бұрын

@@hollandaise84 This doesn't look like it. Close but not quite.

@R6-D2 8 ай бұрын

8:20 🤣 That's definitely not Michigan!

@June-kw7wc 10 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Arkansas 1:15 is the most accurate representation of this state that I’ve ever seen.

@xenoemblem7 10 ай бұрын

This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!

@david-bv3jd 10 ай бұрын

all except for porto rico!!!

@user-lw8zd1gr5b 10 ай бұрын

If you're american then you're a very small majority that can.🤣😆

@edjohnston8119 10 ай бұрын

@@david-bv3jd And DC, which is not a state

@MirlitronOne 10 ай бұрын

Including "WEST VIRGINA".

@user-dv7hq2rh4g 10 ай бұрын

No, it didn't.

@brentduanefoster 9 ай бұрын

The guy @6:15 is stuck in the stuck in the seat belt with his mom laughing HYSTERICALLY at him is GOLD!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@koro287 7 ай бұрын

That one had an element of love to it! ❤

@shadowsofdissonance4805 6 ай бұрын

the back flipping on the bed, busted ankles, pillow saprano girl had me in pain....

@daleford8621 9 ай бұрын

The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me 😅

@baynerw 7 ай бұрын

That's why road construction takes SO long in Indiana!

@jackbiReal 6 ай бұрын

For some reason, I think the mini excavator was "Adorable"

@tamoroso 4 ай бұрын

See, that wasn't a fail in my book. Flawless victory!

@Doxymeister 4 ай бұрын

@@tamoroso Absotively!

@jathawk101 16 күн бұрын

Golfer NAILED IT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@philiplewis4780 7 ай бұрын

16:10 "well that sucks", it may not be on your house but it's your tree which means you're paying for the damage pal lol

@EssyTico 10 ай бұрын

3:05 certified Florida Man moment

@clem9796 10 ай бұрын

"Babbles in Floridian" might be the best part 😂

@codyholyoke7946 9 ай бұрын

As a resident of Massachusetts, you summed up my state perfectly. And btw, the car backing up happens all the time.

@roadweary5252 7 ай бұрын

As a fellow Masshole, I couldn’t agree more

@donavannj 4 ай бұрын

The second Minnesota clip isn't even a failure. That's a lady who knows how to max out the spins on that ride.

@kylerobb8066 10 ай бұрын

The guy clearing the road with his little RC Caterpillar was wholesome as heck. Dude was just out there playing with his toy.

@jessicaaster8471 10 ай бұрын

That seems to be how they repair things down in Louisiana. Explains why nothing ever gets done.

@kylerobb8066 10 ай бұрын

@@jessicaaster8471 You ever seen the roads in Mississippi?

@jessicaaster8471 10 ай бұрын

@@kylerobb8066 What roads?

@kylerobb8066 10 ай бұрын

@@jessicaaster8471 ZING! You win lol.

@freethebirds3578 10 ай бұрын

That is a perfect example if INDOT.

@neuralrecord7204 9 ай бұрын

As a new hampshire native, I can confirm that our daily commute to work is a canoe on skis towed by a moose.

@stompythewonderlizard286 3 ай бұрын

Really really glad they put the " hahaha " subtitles up. I would have never known what was going on without them.

@WokerThanThou 4 ай бұрын

The Flag in Texas was an epic win.

@bustercherry8734 10 ай бұрын

19:40 "Look at this you guys. You'll never see this again." ...cause you're gonna die. lol

@alyssa-2300 10 ай бұрын

8:45 “you wanna talk about it”🤣

@jesseellis3126 15 күн бұрын

THE WHALE UNDER THE BOAT!!! “ Mark call 911!” 😂😂😂