Cement won't lose its form 30 years from now.

No, cement is also inexpensive to lay.

Cement doesn't complain when you touch without asking, let alone drilling xD

Cement doesn't complain, nag, talk, or have an attitude. 😂

You can't motorboat cement.

Cement will remain useful for a long time, costs way less to maintain, and doesn’t complain because it has a job to do.

Cement isn't after your wallet.

Cement won't get jealous if you look at other cement

Cement won't take half your stuff, your kids, and 1/2 your income for the rest of your life.

Cement will be flat after you lay it.

Came here for the cement comments...you guys didn't disappoint😂

What's the cement girl's OF?

Your dad is still proud of his cement driveway.

If you put your hands in wet cement, it will give you a good impression.

Cement doesn’t bounce 😂

Difference is cement will hold its form and use after heavy traffic 🤷‍♂️

Cement looks the same in 10 years...

The difference is that cement is hard to lay... 😂🤷‍♂️😂🤷‍♂️

One is hard the other makes me ....😂

We all are here for same reason😂😂

Ok, but man of culture ... her name????

Came here for the cement jokes. Not disappointed.

The wobbling after the "hey" 😂😂😂

After you lay cement, it will still be there the next day

Time ....cement get stronger and you get old !!😂

There is no difference, once you lay cement it dries up.

No silicone inside cement..😅

Cement won't sleep with other guys

Bill Burr “I WAS THINKIN IT, AND YOU FKN SAID IT” lmfao

You expect cement to have a rod up the middle?

Cement > cemen

I've never tried to nail or screw cement but I've always plaster with white stuff

Cement never has a "headache""

Cement is cheaper to take care of.

You never see a crew of black guys laying cement?

Putting my finger in the cement is totally safe.

Her name is Carly Jane. See you planetside boys.

men of culture we meet again...

On the first one you both get easier to work with after liquid is added

Cement is harder to lay 😂

So many differences between cement and her in the comments !! 😅🤣😂

Cement hurts when you fall on it, But Love hurts you Even More if you Fall in it.

Cement dont ask stupid questions

Cement has never been sculpted into something so fine

Tice nits

Yup. Cement last longer

Cement is to concrete as flour is to bread...

I know the difference. Cement has a use!!

GORGEOUS ❤❤❤❤❤

Cement doesn't open its mouth. SHOUT OUT FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.

Cement is for the streets... and so are you. 😂🤣😂🤣

Cement gets wet when i first lay it. 😢

Funny watch this and begin this video that lady is beautiful!!🤣🤣🤣

Cement can stay so long 😅

Cement will eventually crack but you will wrinkle .

Everybody only reacts on the first girl😂😂

Cement will only sag to a certain extent over it's lifetime

Cement is useful and does it's job all day everyday... It doesn't try to convince me that it's a 10 when clearly it's exactly the same as all the other cement in the world... It holds me up, and catches me when I fall... Doesn't even care if I wash it, dress it up, or even pee on it... It's always there for me😅

Cement doesn't hang down 10years from now 💀

Love how literally every comment is about cement 😂😂😂

You can pound cement... oh wait

The woman "with the breasts" is may be a little childish, but she has humor, a friendly face and she is beautiful.

Cement will cure. J/S.

А её близняшки классно подпрыгивают!👏🎉👍

One is poured the other is laid.

Cement can support a house on its own

When cement gets old and breaks up, you can lay new cement.

Im guessing you mean concrete? Cement is the glue that holds that top up! 😂😂😂

Cement is poured. You are stacked.

Cement is useful!

You can care about how your cement turns out 😂

making cement wet makes it strong, making you wet makes you weak. which revs up my engine even more! VROOM VROOM! 😂🤣❤

Cement won't forget my birthday!

You can use cement whenever you want for as long as you want and it never gets tired or complains

The bags are the same 80 pounds that they’ve been for the last 75 years.

The girl tripping the guy was gold 🤣👏🏻

...cement and me." staring me: "Oh I'm sorry were you saying something..?"

Cement can handle being under pressure

Cement hasn't lost it's sense of humor from thinking concretely...

Yea, cement is useful for something.

These come backs are GOLD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cement doesn’t have prescription for an STD?!…

Cement wont ask you to mix it again right after you're done

Cement makes a good foundation.

First girl is @itscarlyjane.._

Everyone is all talking bout that first chick. When u got another chick running straight into a ladder😂 😂😂😂😂😂 but no one is talking bout lmao

el de la escalera como dolió

На первом кадре прям девушка мечты)❤❤❤❤

💀 naw bro if i say what im thinking thats too wild

Cement has more brain cells.

Loved the jiggle ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Cment last long, r u?😂😂😂😂

cement last longer and stable

Cement is a fluffy grey powder, you mean concrete.

Damn first chic thou, say what ya will. Thats nice😊

😂 damn cement roast in chat lowkey brutal

Cement has a use and contributes to the stability of a home.

You can’t run a train over cement.

First girl name?

Reading the comments CEMENT is the winner 😂😂😂