„What you do for a living?“ „Yeah I’m a racist”

"English is a hard language" Mumble rapper: hold my beer.

"English is confusing. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."

“Don’t you dare” makes total sense But do not you dare expand the contraction

“Piano players are pianists, but race car drivers are not called racist” *dead*

English is not a language. It is three languages in a trench coat that stalks other languages into back alleys knocks them unconscious and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar

As a polish person the "use chemicals to remove the polish" killed me

"English is a hard language" Meanwhile in Thai: Kao (ขาว) = While Kao (ข่าว) = News Kao (เขา) = Mountain Kao (เขา) = They / Them / He / She Kao (คาว) = Fishy Kao (เข่า) = Knee Kao (เข้า) = Enter Klai (ใกล้) = Near Klai (ไกล) = Far

“English is difficult” The millions of bilingual/multilingual people: do you say so

" yo, isn't that Lightning Mcqueen?!" "I heard he's the rookie racist"

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish, Euro for short. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

00:00 Intro 00:39 English is a giant meme 00:43 Nouns 00:51 Verbs 00:57 Nouns & Verbs 01:42 Back to back words (That & Had) 02:31 Homonyms 03:11 Do they rhyme? 03:51 Phonetics 04:42 Ending -ough 05:35 Silent letters 06:14 Contractions 06:40 There, their, & they're 06:49 Your, & you're 06:54 Triple contractions 07:03 Expanding contractions 07:20 Contronyms 07:52 Commas 08:03 The Oxford Comma 08:56 Pronouns 09:09 Change things up (for the sake of being difficult) 09:39 It's what it's

"English is a difficult language" Japanese: Laughts in 3 Alphabets

“Whats your profession?” “Oh, Im an amateur racist.”

if English is a huge meme then every English sentence is a shitpost

Also, the reason why w wasn't called double v was because in the olden days, when w was invented, it was a double u. v was just the capital version of u! w used to be blend like th, and the way to make it was to put two u's together (which looked like v's).

“Football doesn’t include a foot or a ball” Laughs in british

"What is the point of silent letters?" *Nervous sweating in French*

I love how a video about english needing to be presented in english leads to several different ways you can cleverly showcase just how broken it is WHILE you’re talking about how broken it is. My favorite is the “it’s what it’s” thrown in there lmao!

I'm from Czechia and Czech is a phonetic language... it's so easier to read and spell things with it and you won't need most of the time two letters together, but since I've learned English since I was like 3 it seems natural together with my natural language.

"When cooking, crack open a window. When cooking crack, open a window."

English: is a meme French: sweating nervously in oiseaux

“Here is an example of cargo space” “Car doesn’t go to space”

Atleast football makes sense in the kingdom. You kick it with your foot towards a goal

"what do you want to be when you grow up?" "Doctor!" "Basketball player!" "Racist"

"One of the dumbest things about English is how we use silent letters" *The French Language wants to know your location*

When something is bad, it not only sucks, but also blows

3:03 bow on a ship is pronounced like "take a bow"

"use chemicals to remove the Polish and you might be Hitler" LMAO

No one: Commas: "The panda eats shoots and leaves." "The panda eats, shoots, and leaves."

Put a lock on a locket that has a picture of the loch ness monster in it and lock it to another locket then throw it into the loch ness lough.

My favorite example of nouns also being verbs is "I saw a saw saw" especially since there's 2 verbs that are both 'saw'

"What's the baby's name?" "Tony" "Ok, let me just write that down..." "PTOUGHNEIGH"

“But use chemicals to remove the polish, and you might be Hitler” *wheeze*

6:10 this is wrong since the letter V is never silent

If there is an apostrophe they are different items, if there is no apostrophe they are the same item, that is the only logically consistent answer.

Everyone is out here mentioning their languages and I’m laughing at p i n e a p p l e

Punctuation is important in English “Let’s eat kids” “Let’s eat, kids”

"Yalldven't better taken your stuff from from me, I'ma kill ya!Shut!Ja hear me?"

English teachers when you ask if you can go to the bathroom: i don’t know CAN YOU?

Is english is a broken language ? English : *YES'NT*

"One of the dumbest things in English is how we use silent letters" *laughs in French*

Thank you for this! 😆

silent letters arent specific to us, french has way to many silent letters to the point where "est" is "eh"

„English is a difficult language“ Germans: HALT MEIN BIER

“Will you marry me?” Is a marriage proposal. “Will, you, Mary, me” is a foursome proposal. “Will, you marry me” is a time traveler spoiling the future. “Will you, Mary me” is a cave woman trying to make Will, who has amnesia, remember who he is. Just to clarify, I didn’t make this but I wanted to share it. I got it from Cowbelly Studio’s latest upload. ( it has no title) Cowbelly Studios got it from reddit.

i cracked up when he said ,,ya'll'd've'' and ,,you'dn't've'' XD

So shipment does not necessary mean that you drive it by car and cargo can also be transported in trucks,so? Cargo is the stuff and shipment the process.

"but use the chemicals to remove the Polish, and you might be hitler" *HOLY SHIT MY GUY*

“One of the dumbest things about English, is how we use silent letters.” *laughs in the entire French language*

0:23 “They use their hands, not their feet” a football playing punting (kicking) the ball

All of these things are part of what makes the English language interesting to me. Speaking as a Dutch person, I find English the most beautiful language in the world, with Irish and Scottish Gaelic close behind.

commas are literally funny. “Let’s eat children!” “Let’s eat, children!”

“Football isn’t played with your feet” *Laughs in British*

5:59 possum and opossums are not the same thing, possums are in Australia, while opossums live in north and South America, while they’re similar and named after each other, they are not the same thing

I can imagine someone deliberately speaks in the most unconventional and uncomfortable way just to disgust other

A coma can change the meaning of a sentence. For instance : "Dad is in a restaurant" "Dad is in a coma"

Girls after a long night: Remove the polish Hitler after failing art school: Remove the Polish

9:29 what you want us to say? "2-ty"? That's going to cause more confusion if you haven't known because what the heck?? 2-ty (yes. We're going to call it that wether you like it or not.) is what? Two cups of tea? A pupil of a tutor? That one Roman philosopher (I'm aware that it sounds a bit off but eh) named Petre Tutea? A third person singular present indicative? Second person singular imperative? (the name is now an inflection of tutear. Yes, this is Spanish now), the Tootea Café in Taguegarao City? A faucet? Nozzle? The book by Peter Ferrini? The TOOTEE TV created on March 2017 by Majid Khodabandehloo to provide like- additional support to teachers and parents? (helping kids learn) the West Indian slang for PP? That one medicine that acts as a tranquillizer for schizophrenia? /j

“English is a difficult Language” French: beard is feminine

"English is a difficult language" Bilinguals: well yes, but actually no

This video is constnetly being recommended to me and I keep watchinf it every time.

Fun fact: that "ghoti" fish spelling is just the actual Dutch word for fish. It's spelled like that and pronounced almost exactly like English. Dutch is English but it's somehow on even more drugs. The only thing keeping it sane is less French

"English has too many silent letters" French: Sweats nervously

"KID NAPPING= a stranger with your kid" "BABY SITTING= a stranger with your kid"

*"it's what it's"* amazing example

You missed the: a word is made up of letters, but multiple words can also be a letter

"English is difficult" Everyone: *_(recites their own language)_*

"While playing football you use your hands, not your feet." Me, a british person: no.

2:46, when i heard polish being used here, i knew eventually 2:50 would appear,

bruh, there's so many times that I accidentally repeat the word "that" in a sentence

“English is difficult” Everyone: [laughs in country with difficult language]

"Don't you dare" sounds right, but "Do not you dare" sounds wrong

There is a phrase used in the NFL, it particularly became popular on the internet during this past NFL season. “Embrace the chaos!”. Perfectly applies here.

If the plural for mouse is mice why isn’t house’s plural hice, guess it would be confusing with Heist but remember you also have Bawl, Ball and Bowl.

"English is hard." France: *Laughs in having tenses for the tenses*

"I'm *up* for a challenge" and "I'm *down* for a challenge" both mean the same thing

“Can’t it wait?” is wrong, it would be “Can not it wait?”

07:12 lol i automatically read that as "why will she not come to my birthday"

Piano people: Pianists Racers: *RACISTS*

“It’s what it’s” at the end technically isn’t wrong BUT I HATE IT.

“Use chemicals to remove the polish, you may be hitler.” I was dying laughing.

This just made me question so many things about English...

“Are you sure English is broken?” “I’m” Edit: Sorry guys, It's what it's.

When his voice is so clear that the auto generated captions are almost accurate

We have fingertips, but not toetips, but we can tiptoe, and not tipfinger.

9:13 in spanish pineapple is called "piña", but a piña can also be a pinecone, in argentina is a punch, a punch in spain can also be called "ostia", but "ostia" can also be an expresion of surprise. I can go on with more expamples of how different words have different meanings in hispanic countries but it would take me a long time and I have homework to do so yeah.

“It’s what it’s.” truer words have never been spoken.

This is one of my favourites. *School bell rings* Ashley: "Finally" Ashleigh: "Finalleigh"

I always add an Oxford comma to my sentences, and most people tell me, “You shouldn’t (should not) put a comma there. It doesn’t (does not) make sense.” The following sentence is grammatically correct. Yet some people could tell me otherwise, and I’d (I would) ignore them because I am most likely just flat-out more intelligent than the opposing person. 🤓

“Some of these can and can’t rhyme at the same time.” Haha that rhymes.

"English is a difficult language" Literally every other language: *let me introduce myself*

In French, “99” can be directly translated into “four twenties, ten, and nine”

John: "I used chemicals to remove the Polish." Jerry: "You accidentally capitalized the p." John: "No I didn't 😊"

I really need to begin using "It's what it's" in essays or when talking.

“Ananans” English: *P I N E A P P L E*

that “it’s what it’s” made me so impossibly uncomfortable

'The Chaos' by Gerard Nolst Trenité is a fun poem about this issue!

I hate the word depot for words that have a silent letter because if I read “Home depot” I still pronounce it sometimes as “home de-pot” 😭

"One of the dumbest things about English is how we use silent letters" **laughs in le French**