The Enlightened Edgelord vs the Heretic Gooner

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3 ай бұрын

nah i'd edge
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Stream date: 03-18-2024
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@BananaNaught 3 ай бұрын

you know he's our streamer when he keeps a straight face while picking apart the psychology of a gooner

@shaun1243 3 ай бұрын

i don't know how he does it, i was losing it the entire time he was earnestly explaining to dan what the difference between edging and gooning is

@trisckit 3 ай бұрын

the librarian will never beat the wild card allegations, it's honestly one of my favorite recent bits of the stream

@vader9133 3 ай бұрын

He doubles down every time it's mentioned which I love for him

@miquelmoorrees6010 29 күн бұрын

@@vader9133 why wouldnt you double down when you know you're right

@gulvatron1 3 ай бұрын

Your thumbnails are out of this world librarian

@RetroCandyArt 3 ай бұрын

librarian has not known peace since the wild card eyeliner incident

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 ай бұрын

And he shall never know it unless he is judge before the eyes of God.

@williammitchell6254 3 ай бұрын

??? what is this in refrence to

@blackbannanas 3 ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254librarian in horny jail

@RetroCandyArt 3 ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jMWSeqalt7SUgYk.htmlsi=rr77ggH_3TamDiRK

@moguel1524 3 ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254the video is called horniest chatter or something like that, is librarian saying that he has impure thoughts about the wild card look on baltro, as he remembers Rimmel being dripped on a girl cumming

@LCraighead 3 ай бұрын

NL is the tether between the depths of the Internet Peoples and the rest of humanity. A conversational conduit, if you will.

@lainothefirst 3 ай бұрын

Hes the reason many know which way is up. Without the tether, they would lose track of where the sunlight lies

@myuzu_ 3 ай бұрын

This is a great way of describing him.

@vernonw.970 3 ай бұрын

whoever in chat said "tragedy of the cummins" is the fucking king arthur of comedy

@Bestyja 3 ай бұрын

The squeaking noises add so much to this bit

@mobius1b470 3 ай бұрын

"I am compelled by an ancient curse to speak only the truth" Things NL says I can see being 100% true

@Peterphoskytos 3 ай бұрын

I have that curse too omg! (autism)

@BudewFan_ Ай бұрын

@@Peterphoskytoscurse of toe walking

@Peterphoskytos Ай бұрын

@@BudewFan_ my toe walking isn't really noticeable, but I remember roleplaying as a velociraptor all the time when I was a kid. The hands, the toe walking, the hunched posture. It was perfect ahah

@BudewFan_ Ай бұрын

@@Peterphoskytos lmao

@shmittywarbermanjensen1756 19 күн бұрын

When I was in first grade I would pretend to be a shark following people around and hum the jaws theme

@mauvemus5810 3 ай бұрын

09:15 was that the fucking 'ruined-mascara = wild card in balatro' reference lmao

@Wunder 3 ай бұрын

Respect to librarian for including it

@SlapCat1 3 ай бұрын

The last bit where he refused to let go got me good

@weirdblackcat 3 ай бұрын

he's edging

@SirValoso 3 ай бұрын

He's not glancing at chat he's glancing at the game

@Snyphurr. 3 ай бұрын

Man the word edgelord really lost its edge these past few years

@viralgayguy 3 ай бұрын

the word edgelord really lost its Lord🙏📿

@benoplustee 23 күн бұрын

Edgepeasant

@erikrobinson9999 3 ай бұрын

The thought of Dan on the other end of his computer taking notes and deep in thought pondering about the concept of gooning has me sent for weeks.

@danielalorbi 3 ай бұрын

11:00 - 11:12 love his phrasing, one of the best to ever do it

@SnailEater_ 3 ай бұрын

gooning is the runner's high of edging

@_fanter 3 ай бұрын

it's so cool that the guy I started watching for level-headed takes on being a 30-something moving into fatherhood now improvs prog wikis on the development of internet culture

@VaultDweller59 2 ай бұрын

the noble gooner seems to free his mind at night

@asweethockeybody5010 3 ай бұрын

NL talking straight to the librarian with this one

@imCurveee 3 ай бұрын

Every goon is an edge, but not every edge is a goon.

@tabula_rosa 3 ай бұрын

edging is when u do it cuz it feels better for you, gooning is when it doesnt feel good to you to edge but you do it anyway cuz u dont want to have to find something else to do with your time

@akumoth8357 3 ай бұрын

+2+2

@asdfnewguy7029 3 ай бұрын

Look, all I'm gonna say is real eyes realize real lies

@kiyokiyoko 3 ай бұрын

I'm the best gooner in the world AAAH I CAME

@samosamosa9568 3 ай бұрын

holyyy

@bobtheblob888 3 ай бұрын

It's hard to express how much I appreciate this comment

@Silk_WD 3 ай бұрын

The bit at the end combined with the frantic swinging and the noise is just too much.

@Eduard_Moraru 3 ай бұрын

The bit at 9:40 was killer xD Thank you, Librarian!

@pixelfixer_ 3 ай бұрын

To that one chatter at 2:44 dropping oh sees lyrics: I see you. The venn diagram intersect is real

@alfonshedstrom9859 2 ай бұрын

You almost got it right, Gooning is when you hire italian henchman who goes "nice one boss" when you tell a threatening joke

@childhoodfriendsalwayswin 3 ай бұрын

NL would be a great monk

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 ай бұрын

Etc. Etc. He has the hair for it. Etc.

@chipbutty3645 3 ай бұрын

Yeah he’s bald

@samthemessiah9330 3 ай бұрын

You know... because...

@patchycb 3 ай бұрын

The convo plus the creaking sound towards the end in the background is just too good 😂

@fedorafinder 3 ай бұрын

The wood creaking really enhances the experience here

@subwoofer2317 3 ай бұрын

i stand with librarian, the wild card sprite makes me feel things

@GlizzyTrefoil 3 ай бұрын

Please! It's the same as the one with the square and the rectangle. Every gooner edges but not all edgers are gooners.

@draconocor1309 3 ай бұрын

i'm sad but i'm goonin'

@pente12 3 ай бұрын

I’m hard but I’m friendly

@CleaveTheDragon 3 ай бұрын

I think Benjamin Franklin once said “eat to live, but don’t live to eat”. Same shit with fapping. You’re a normal mammal that gets horny, being horny makes it hard to focused. Stop pretending to be above it, find an appropriate time to get it out of your system, and move on. Kinks and stuff are just little shortcuts on how you specifically get there faster. But if you’re reconstructing your whole lifestyle and identity around it, and it’s not something significant like what kind of romantic partner you can be with or your sense of gender/role in society, then you need to dial it back. But I think a lot of these people already know that and think they can get off to the self-humiliation aspect they perceive from it. So really the best response is to tell people “ okay” and “if you keep doing that I’m going to have to ask you to leave”.

@nommerz5465 3 ай бұрын

Clearly Benjamin Franklin never met a good chef

@Iceuranus 3 ай бұрын

Good way to put it!

@alfonshedstrom9859 2 ай бұрын

"It sounds like you never tried buying niche porn before" "You got me there" lmao

@dasvidanjatv 3 ай бұрын

"ohhh the red?" 🤣🤣

@matt_r_w 2 ай бұрын

I am quite new to Mr Lion’s content but am very happy to have found you librarian, to guide me through the mess

@Kanelel 3 ай бұрын

He's actually cooking. He is on to something here.

@tappybara575 3 ай бұрын

I, a gooner, personally love it when he talks about gooning

@expresionless953 3 ай бұрын

its your own fault for admiting those sinful truths about yourself, librarian

@BudewFan_ Ай бұрын

Ultimately, edgers are able to control themselves, it’s like kaioken in dragon ball, you have to control the energy perfectly, else it explodes and your mind is lost to the goon, the edger is the Monk, the gooner is the barbarian

@John.._ 3 ай бұрын

brother, if the mascera is a running im gooning. simple as'

@danielaziz4488 3 ай бұрын

10:00 the more you do it, the less the rules apply to you

@riikki___ 3 ай бұрын

why did he start to sound like a zizek analysis

@jackl8025 3 ай бұрын

[sniff]

@jayguerber7879 2 ай бұрын

My beloved philosophers of the modern era, Zizek and NL. Their children will grow up to be what incels think alphas are. We will live under them and will be happy.

@Poptizzle 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for this, i got hit with an ad as soon as this rank started

@lulagoodwin5372 24 күн бұрын

I watched this video and then gooned to some degen shit for 3 hours, ty northern lion.

@TheSmellyBrambles 3 ай бұрын

Candy stand mini golf was an everyday thing for me in elementary school. Good times.

@Lebigcheez 2 ай бұрын

"You kinda have to edge to goon" modern-day philosophy

@slavenin6496 3 ай бұрын

Edge of Time is a documentary then

@vepply 3 ай бұрын

1:44 chatter "goons law" lmao

@lobbynotlob 2 ай бұрын

Edging is Goku, gooning is Broly

@Sheamu5 3 ай бұрын

I had forgotten about that mingolf game 😂 that shit was good

@jazon345 3 ай бұрын

The Geno Smith/Aaron Donald "Oh my God" reference at the just really topped it all off.

@AustinRomaaan 3 ай бұрын

Candystand mini golf went hard when i was a kid, much like their famed lifesaver candies.

@emsax 2 ай бұрын

Certified gooner here, just came out of an 8 hour one handed Bubble Girl session. Everything he said is truth.

@The_Clobber 3 ай бұрын

Gooners fell to the satsui no hado

@drragonboyd 3 ай бұрын

The falling girl game mention unlocked a deep memory

@JPTQJR 3 ай бұрын

NL knew he had gold when the squeaking noises was in the background

@StIdes-wb3ir 3 ай бұрын

he is the funniest person alive

@arclite95 3 ай бұрын

Once you goon, you never go back.

@LoveBystroem 2 ай бұрын

Gooners are trying for endless mode while edgers are just min-maxing the build

@reginaldmeta2762 3 ай бұрын

when he pulled out the wild card bit out of nowhere i fucking died

@Lino797 3 ай бұрын

I was hoping for the gooning song at the end

@stemandstomata 2 ай бұрын

as a former gooner he absolutely cooked on this one

@mattiascrowe2549 3 ай бұрын

Bros giving an interview with a haemomancer vibes

@solidpython4964 3 ай бұрын

the only edging I feel is NL not jumping no matter how much he swings

@nothing-2-live-4 2 ай бұрын

"what a day to have ears" at 5:15 was so real

@marcusmcclain3251 Ай бұрын

Edgelord as in someone who likes skulls and heavy metal artwork, right? R-Right?!

@MajorMcCheesePlays 3 ай бұрын

NL could be either one in this thumbnail and I’m for it

@tibistibility 3 ай бұрын

GENO SMITH SHOUTOUT LETS GOOOOOO

@Vieweer 3 ай бұрын

All gooning is edging, but not all edging is gooning

@autonomousanonymous6310 Ай бұрын

EEEE URRR EEEE URRR

@0xCAFEF00D 2 ай бұрын

7:00 How is he this on point?!

@shirdzz 3 ай бұрын

we haven't ever seen someone get cooked this hard for being right

@needsmorsleep 3 ай бұрын

as 31yo millennial I did not think this was gonna land on the run up but so true

@SebastianCampbell-ju4ms 3 ай бұрын

Aaron Donald mention! So pegged rn

@mariozambrano6230 3 ай бұрын

In the august arena of intellectual discourse, the Enlightened Edgelord stood resolute, armed with the sharpness of logic and the splendor of reason. His opponent, the Heretic Gooner, possessed a radical fervor for defiance, challenging established paradigms with audacious glee. As the debate unfolded with exquisite precision, the Edgelord's sagacity clashed with the Gooner's unyielding depravity. In the end, it was not brute force or cunning manipulation that prevailed, but the luminous power of truth and enlightenment that vanquished the shadows of ignorance, leaving the Heretic Gooner in humble acquiescence before the prowess of edging.

@zunuf 2 ай бұрын

6:45 How the fuck...

@BenStrandberg 3 ай бұрын

I was concerned about the title of this video, but the straights still dont really know so its all good. Gooning involves heavy use of a certain sex drug.

@sk00sh 2 ай бұрын

LOOL

@xXlethalenemyXx 3 ай бұрын

11:09

@MioAppreciator 3 ай бұрын

what he say fuck librarian for?

@yesyesyesiknowiknow 3 ай бұрын

6:20 second bald communist after Lenin Pog

@nsjhdhdhdbhsudgvdydb7751 3 ай бұрын

burning stuff isnt communism, if you want s-workers to get a living wage they would take back the means of production from the massive companies, so in this case s-workers would run and own all nsfw websites on the internet and streaming platforms to get all wages. legal worker-owned red light districts in cities would also help.

@pente12 3 ай бұрын

forgot about Horkheimer

@GreedyRadish 3 ай бұрын

To NL's point about OnlyFans being spammed everywhere, every NSFW subreddit I follow that allows users to post images of themself is completely ruined with OF ads and actual bots. It used to be that people would post nudes for the love of the game, but now it's all about driving engagement and getting clicks through to your Fansly or whatever. Just another step in the ongoing enshittification of the Internet.

@Impala101 3 ай бұрын

what is the song that NL is singing along with in the outro?

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 3 ай бұрын

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@Impala101 3 ай бұрын

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thanks

@GogoT9001 3 ай бұрын

What’s that song at the end called?

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 3 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bduIh7Jmq5OnmIE.html

@GogoT9001 3 ай бұрын

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau bless your soul brother

@PandaBearWithMic 3 ай бұрын

09:00 - when NL speaks about Biology you start to understand that he doesn't know a thing about it :( Body do not eat testosterone. The body releases neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin. They suppress sexual desire and make body relax. But testosterone level stays the same. It leads to the younger man (pick testosterone) having shorter refractory period and older man having that period for hours or even days.

@PacificEgg 3 ай бұрын

Lifes so much easier as an Asexual 😊

@hisho2255 3 ай бұрын

9:06 Simple, Porn is an addiction, the more you feed your addiction the more you want it.

@immanuelirawan8364 3 ай бұрын

yo im early

@anomos1611 3 ай бұрын

porn really needs to be made illegal fr

@Romanticoutlaw 2 ай бұрын

you'll never stop me from drawing two men boning in the privacy of my own home

@anomos1611 2 ай бұрын

@@Romanticoutlaw Probably not, sounds like a problem you'll have to work out on your own, perhaps seeking help from people you can trust and confide your intimate struggles with in a safe, supportive, and constructive context. I wish you the best of luck, genuinely.

@BudewFan_ 19 күн бұрын

@@anomos1611it’s porn not crack cocaine???

@anomos1611 18 күн бұрын

@@BudewFan_ I'd rather crack be legal and porn illegal. Crack is not nearly as bad.

@BudewFan_ 18 күн бұрын

@@anomos1611 one of the takes of all time

@de-ment 3 ай бұрын

NL ripping apart librarian less and less lowkey each day, he's getting too rich, he's getting too much money from the mcdonalds sponsor, he no longer cares about the gifted subs he's gonna spook him away