"What's Gunner doing, making a bomb?" "I don't know, why don't you ask him?" "Hey Gunner, whatcha doing?" "Making a Bomb."

"Safest place is right in front of her gun" hahaa. Rest in pieces is great too

What's shocking is that Dolph was actually a true GENIUS, he had an IQ of over 160 and went to MIT! xD

"Who is next? Rambo?" LOOLLL

Arnold: I'll be back Bruce: You've been back enough! I'll be back Arnold: Yippi Ki Yae (Chuck comes in, guns firing his G36) Arnold: Who's next, Rambo?

this movie is 99% inside jokes

I love that they took Dolph Lundgren's life and turned it into pat of his character.

4:47 Dolph is trying so hard to not laugh LMFAOOO

i really liked how they made Gunner to appear very dumb but in reality he is really smart ! :D

Lee: He's slightly gigantic! Barney: So? Lee: Just saying. (Looks at the guy) Barney: He's really gigantic. Lee: I said that. Lol XD

"my boot is bigger than this car"

You've missed one: there's a scene where Jet Li jumps out of the plane with the Chinese billionaire who they rescued at the start of EX2, and Jason Statham says "Now that's what I call a Chinese takeout!".

arnold: I'll be back Bruce: u been back enough I'll be back Arnold: yippy ky ya

Dolph Lundgren - "Holds a master's degree in chemical engineering. Was offered a Fulbright scholarship to study at MIT." Oh God...I love this movie.

"One More" badadadadadada "Rest in Peaces!!!" hahaha

"Houston we have a problem. DUCK!!!!" Who sees Gunnar's hair In that scene? Talk about gorgeous bedhead

2:29 When there’s only one enemy player left and you still got your full team.

And there came a day unlike any other, when Earth's manliest men found themselves united against a common threat.

"I'm BACK!" ~Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love em all. I have followed all these action stars for years and to see them interact in the same movies is not only great but hillarious!

I'll be back, you've been back enough, now I'm back,, hahaha

"Rest in pieces" is an excellent tribute to the "I Come in Peace" movie.

You missed one piece of the funny moments in this film. When Stallone fired of the last bullet and all the men of Sangs har fallling down and Stallone look at his gun for a short moment and watching a rocket missle blow up the tank

@ 3:32. The way they turned around had me dying 😂

1 & 2 were absolutely terrific. The third one flopped because we dont wanna see some new younger team. We wanna see the old veterans at work !!

Lundgren: But I'd really die for some Chinese. Awkward glances. Stallone: Then you're gonna starve to death

Expendables 2 was the best one in my book, lot of action, great actors and a lot of funny jokes lol

he's slightly gigantic so? just saying

I may only be 16 but I grew up watching these men. Talk about having an epic childhood, some friend of mine would ask me about the new My Little pony episode or God knows what an I just be like "Nope sorry I don't watch that, I have all the good movies with Chan, Stallone, Lundgren, Norris, and Bruce Willis. Beat that!"

I hear no condom can protect you from Chuck Norris

He's slightly gigantic. So? Just saying. He is really gigantic. I just said that

My favorite line is when Arnie says "My shoe is bigger than this car!":P:P

Me and my friends saw this at the cinema and all laughed when he said "One more" *Overkill* "Rest in pieces".

I'll be back. You've been back enough! I'll be back! Yippie Kai Yay. LOL

This movie can be described in only one word: EPIC Thumbs up if you agree

I'M BACK!

2:34 best line in the movie.

Hell yeah. All we want is non stop action with some of the best like these movies have brought us.

REST IN PIECES!

You did not include the scene when Billy is racing uphill and Barney tells Christmas to look down and see his short legs XD

The warning shot from the Expendables makes me laugh just thinking about it.

the juke box starts playing as their being shot at (the most inconvenient time for it to just suddenly start working) right before they were about to die but then again stars of movies never die they always live !

Arnold comes through rock with drill and... "IM BACK" rofl

When I heard “Who’s next? Rambo?” I immediately said to myself “He already left a few minutes ago…”

3:55 - Too funny!

Statham-Baby wants to travel! Sly-Fire! Statham-ROCK N ROLL! Sly-Fire! u have to see statham's face.....hahahahahhaaha!!!

That "safest place to be is in front of her" scene, I always felt it would have been so classy and badass if, as the expendables were mocking them, Sly walks up and politely and patiently gives the girl some pointers on how to properly shoot. She hits a target, and Sly goes "still wanna try standing in front of her?" and the gang is embarassed.

you'd be back enough.. LOL

'rest in pieces' hahah

Why am I feeling sorry for that poor bastard at 2:30 ?....... yep, rest in pieces! Action Gods having fun with nonsense plot and bullshit physics laws while speaking badass one liners. That's why I love this movie!! By the way, I am not satisfied with this 1.5+ hour long 'short film' Mr. Sly. How about making a full length feature 'Expendables' film, say about 20 hours long?

Forgot the part at the end when Bruce Willis gives Sly and Arnold that plane to get home. Arnold said "that thing belongs in a museum." Sly then said "that's not the only thing." LMAO

1:56 i cracked hard lmao

5:00 i lost it here

that cobra one had me by surprise ....i never laughed so hard 😂😂😂

Maggie:Don't cry gunner

Expendables is every 80's action movie all at once but produced in modern cinema technology

One "HEY"!!! two punches.. didn't see that coming eh?!! :D

in the french version, they've put the terminator's theme at 5:23

"I'm back" Everyone: FINALLY!!!!!

This funny as hell specially sense their lines are from others movies they played in and the whol chemistry engineing thing from dolph was pretty is his true life story lol

Brilliant sequel, maybe even better than the first one but I still think it should've been longer. Sly Stallone is true genius. He united all the greatest action stars. I hope to see this cast (including even Charisma Carpenter) in the future The Expendables films. Also, I wanna see Jackie Chan, Tom Cruise, Daniel Bernhardt, Mark Dacascos, Steven Seagal, Lorenzo Lamas, Christian Bale...some females - Kelly Hu, Milla Jovovich, Cynthia Rothrock, Famke Janssen, Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton etc

This movie is so freakin ridiculous that it went overboard and became FREAKIN AWESOME!!! I'm a chick & I love this movie.

Lol nice job. Though maybe squeeze in where gunners snoring lol.

It would be funnier, if they used the Terminator Soundtrack ;)

The bit that made me LOL was when he was on the phone when they're getting pinned down and the other one goes "can you hold off" other guy:"maybe with a tank " *tank comes round the corner*

What Stallone said about Dolph Lundgren's character Gunnar Jensen is actually true. Lundgren obtained a degree in chemical engineering before turning to acting. And it was in fact a girl who got him to move with her to New York.

“Safest place is in front of their gun” my personal favorite.

The best i ever seen, and the Movie was the best!

Hail Ceaser "Even you 2 rejects could get lucky." Should of been on here

funniest moment is when arnie rips the door off a smart car... missed the end of the film because i was crying xD

I'm loving how no one understood the "But I like Italian too" interaction lol

What about Dolph Lundgren's terrible snoring? Stallone's character was ready to shoot him !! LMAO

These movies are really great at paying tribute to the personal and professional lives of the actors. A+

The moment Chuck said the cobra fact, I knew this movie was worth the ticket price.

Outro was unexpectedly good

I grew up watching them all when i was born on 1994 all these Guys ROCK!

"@terra tribal" LOL! terminator theme. XD (Da-dum dum Da-dum!)

Chuck Norris kinda reminds me of big boss

Arnold has made a living out of coming back.

When Chuck Norris uses a Chuck Norris joke from the internet.

3:50 now that's what I call team work two fists fuzing together pow!!!

Can’t wait for expendables 4

"but after five days of agonizing pain, the covert died." LOL

Gunner makes a bomb and fails to explode lol

3:49 When you get jumpscared really bad and reflexes kick in

Chuck comes from back.Arnold:"Whos next? Rambo?! XD howly shit XD

I kinda want the next movie to be all of these guys fighting a group a bad guys played by Jeff Goldbloom, adam Sandler, Danny devito, Kevin James, rob snider, and Jim Carrey.

Stallone , Willis and Norris ahhhh great movie love it

2:14-20 CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

5:24 Good to have you back, Arnie. :)

5:35 Terry is like "nope"

Action movies stars: the movie

This was awesome but where is the part where Arnold asks for Omaya Kaboom..and Terry says"I want it back. Or your ass is terminated!!!!!"....now that is some funny shit too... :D

I think it’s cool how they make references to some of their lead roles in other movies

agreed, 1000 thumbs up and four internet points.

I'll be back. You've been back enough. I'll be back. XD

Chuck Norris destroyed the tank by throwing a pebble at it.

"Rest in pieces!" Fucking history, man.

Church: I got you and the little rascals a ride home. (Looks at old decrepit plane) Barney: That thing belongs in a museum. Trench: We all do...

***** Steven Seagal, Dwayne Jhonson, and Jacky Chan.. houston, we've got problems, DOWN..!! lol