An HFY Story : The F bomb & Humans put us out of business! | 2358~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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An HFY Story : The F bomb & Humans put us out of business! | 2358~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@AgroSquerril 4 ай бұрын

Twitch channel , daily recording streams : www.twitch.tv/agrosquerrilnarrates

@Calaban619 4 ай бұрын

I watched this twitch link of the making of the F Bomb... hoping to see you trip up on the strange names. It delivered- though not on the name I thought...

@johns9652 4 ай бұрын

Glad to see you seem to have recovered well, after some alarming messages you left fans a few weeks ago. Think I will hoist a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in your honor (or honour, if you so choose).

@anathardayaldar 4 ай бұрын

So the humans finaly invented a weapon that ended all wars. Nobel and Oppenheimer would be impressed.

@artyd42 4 ай бұрын

One of these days we're going to have a bunny/rabbit like alien race and they'll just suddenly find themselves being called Isabell for no reason at all by all the humans.

@reaty05 4 ай бұрын

Nah they will be called daisy when attacked and the show afterwards will not want to be missed

@dravenrogers7040 4 ай бұрын

Well that depends if they kind of look humanoid then a bunch of us would probably call them Lola

@pheonixblue01 4 ай бұрын

@@dravenrogers7040she was a show girl. I know that’s not the reference. It still pops into my head every time I read the name lol

@thomasmandell3002 4 ай бұрын

Naw they'll probably be more like Shea😂🤣

@Amazon_213 4 ай бұрын

Or Peter Cottontail

@christopherg2347 4 ай бұрын

- I had the F-bomb completely wrong too, and I am a human! - "A strange game; the only winning move is not to play" - what PAI turned war into.

@johns9652 4 ай бұрын

Love the "War Games" reference. And I myself totally came into this story expecting something totally different from the F-Bomb tale. Then again, I am a construction worker in the US, who frequently sees stickers on other guys' hardhats with messages like Eff the Metric System, Rule #1, the Electrician is always right rule #2, see rule #1, Plumbers Lay More Pipe, Take Cover F-Bomb Incoming, etc.

@himleragabash5470 4 ай бұрын

The scarier part abou the F bomb is that other humans will respond to it. We will stand by the F bomb of others, we will fight along side others because of the F bombs we never met, even when it is not our F bombs in the line.

@johnnikitakis876 4 ай бұрын

The back water monkeys gave people the ability to talk to their guns........priceless!

@merlinathrawes746 4 ай бұрын

A very different type of "F" bomb, but no less deadly. A weapon that ends war without firing a shot. Nice!

@Odd_Interaction 4 ай бұрын

I was totally off with my guess……

@Beth_OMette 4 ай бұрын

@@Odd_Interaction has the same weight... as soon as dude called frog lady "family" ... I sat up... "oh? someone messing with family?"

@Odd_Interaction 4 ай бұрын

@@Beth_OMette Just like when I was in the military, you may not always like everyone in your platoon, but when it comes to backing them up, everyone who can is there.

@wyatteason1876 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact when family is threatened a wild Vin Diesel will appear

@user-sc5jo1zy7w 14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂@@wyatteason1876

@Norbrookc 4 ай бұрын

First story, I love they call it the "doom hammer." Yeah, when he dropped the F bomb, and every human in the bar stood up... the alien was lucky security got to him. Bloody pulp is so hard to clean off of floors and walls.

@pheonixblue01 4 ай бұрын

All over your shoes and stuff.

@sysbofh 4 ай бұрын

@hyndscs Can openers!

@firedirewolf 4 ай бұрын

You didn't get the ceiling, the air ducts are pumping the smell of blood through the building...

@jeanannd 4 ай бұрын

Pack bonding - your neighbor may be a big evolved frog, but as she's a NICE neighbor, you know her and associate with her - you get PO'ed when a stranger harasses and threatens her. Story 2: LOL of course humans made weapons that you could talk to. Pack bond to AI weaponry and the weapons convince everyone that peace is so much better anyway.

@Amazon_213 4 ай бұрын

Any neighbor that brings you cupcakes isn’t just a nice neighbor, that’s a GREAT neighbor and should be protected

@robertalexander5892 4 ай бұрын

@@Amazon_213 Agreed. Not everyone can bake good cupcakes.

@quinnbell2388 Ай бұрын

No, no, she not a neighbor, she's a Neighbor. neighbors are theoretical beings that exist in one's proximity. A Neighbor is specific person you know. Humans have a finite, if remarkably large, number of people they can care about. If you are in, the human cares. And humans care hard.

@ufoe20011 4 ай бұрын

FOR THE SKWERL FOR THE RYTHM THAT IS ALGO FOR THE ATTACK CATAPILLIARS

@mackenziedrake 4 ай бұрын

Yes, that is the ultimate F bomb. A beach and a nice drink do sound good right now. Many thanks.

@europademon 4 ай бұрын

You know what computer, I will have that blue drink after all. 🍸🍹

@deborahmcneil747 4 ай бұрын

I really like the last story there. Weapons talking you into peace is a clever plot.

@RealArcalian 4 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah, I got the F bomb wrong, too Story 2: Brings new meaning to the phrase "Peace Dividend"

@alna2530 4 ай бұрын

First live story I've listened to of yours. Was definitely thinking itd be a different F bomb. Well played.👌

@lumberjackofalltrades 3 ай бұрын

"How did we achieve peace? We created the ultimate weapon, and then we sold it to absolutely everyone."

@SLEPhoto 4 ай бұрын

Vin Diesel as "guy at bar"

@JamesJohnson-lt6cl 4 ай бұрын

Never underestimate the power of family.

@Nocluespops1 4 ай бұрын

Great stories, so glad you are doing well.

@sleepingbackbone7581 4 ай бұрын

I don't know why, but a "Colt Peacekeaper" falls into mind. :D

@merlinathrawes746 4 ай бұрын

I wonder how many people here actually know what a Colt Peacekeeper is.

@sleepingbackbone7581 4 ай бұрын

@@merlinathrawes746 haha, fair point.

@ZMCFERON 4 ай бұрын

God made man equal, Colt ensured it. Surprised he hasn't been Sainted

@leightondoswell453 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 brilliant work, thank you for all the hard work.

@Alex.H.B.1970something 4 ай бұрын

Bravo Sir Encore!

@Sam-black 4 ай бұрын

Thank you

@barelyasurvivor1257 4 ай бұрын

I like the sound effects you started using lately.

@garyk1480 4 ай бұрын

great job truly enjoy your narrations, THANK you.

@MidnightSmoke 4 ай бұрын

Here is a like and comment as a think you for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@Avigorus 4 ай бұрын

Recent idea for something aliens could react to in an HFY story involving garden worlds: how much humans engineer things to move with wind, earthquakes, waves, etc, instead of resisting them, like how traffic lights will wobble when there's a high wind. If the aliens are from a garden world, they might not have half the engineering worked out for how to do that lol

@kevincaruthers5412 2 ай бұрын

That is an excellent point

@jeffhall4228 4 ай бұрын

Thank you, really needed this today. Not the best day, until now. Thanks Agro, really needed this.

@pauldockins9635 4 ай бұрын

Neat twist on first story

@chrisdixon7099 4 ай бұрын

Good one! Space orks at their finest

@Beth_OMette 4 ай бұрын

I do like that when to F bomb was dropped... every human stood up. was it theirs; no; but it was someone's... yes and you don't mess around like that. Homeboy was lucky sec escorted him out.

@deussalt4479 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 the "F" bomb" story was hilarious i hope the author makes more stories like it.❤ Fir the Agro-rythm!

@larrythompson8630 4 ай бұрын

In college my best friend went off to basic. I watched over his wife, kid. I adopted her as a sister. One young man learned the error of bothering her. Sadly she as sleeping with a real dirtbag neighbor. I always called before going over.. she no longer was a sister. ;(

@patrickrannou1278 4 ай бұрын

Good stories! Glad to see you're back to full health! Take care!

@blehbleh8552 4 ай бұрын

I gotta say, I thought the F bomb was going to be a different F word, but Family is a powerful word indeed

@dennisallen4726 4 ай бұрын

Welcome back

@ArronRatliff 4 ай бұрын

Well Family sure wasnt the F bomb i was expecting

@noppornwongrassamee8941 4 ай бұрын

Now that is a properly programmed weapon AI. The advertisers and marketeers clearly didn't get their hooks into the engineering team.

@Shadow.Dragon 4 ай бұрын

Great stories; Excellent narration! That is the king of "F bomb" I like! LOL!!! Omnipotent AI weapons, what could go wrong ("Terminator"), but it could be a good thing ("The Day the Earth Stood Still")

@MuSic-ok7dh 4 ай бұрын

Hey Agro, nice to hear you again. I say "hear", but I only come to click the links to the stories, because I prefer to read things myself than listening to some random dude talk. They are always an interesting selection. I still have your standard greeting burned in my mind.

@vrwhammer001 4 ай бұрын

welcome back

@patriograysmark6328 4 ай бұрын

Story 1; toretto knows that weight. Story 2; at least we aren't fitting doors with "Genuine People Personality"

@christopherhanley3917 4 ай бұрын

Dude I'm loving the extra noises

@stephenanderson7686 4 ай бұрын

I love your clips man.

@sirnukesalot24 4 ай бұрын

Heh... even our future weapons programs pack bond with everything

@tabithachastain6999 4 ай бұрын

The second story is lovely ❤

@Cohen.the.Worrier 4 ай бұрын

Totally unbelievable, a cobra with shoulders . . . 🧐 But seriously, nice stories and well read.

@Calaban619 4 ай бұрын

I just picture a DS9 Kardassian

@deddydwisutanto1077 4 ай бұрын

the human probably looked like vin petrol

@richardorta8960 4 ай бұрын

someone tell the author of The F Bomb it needs a followe up where the Aliens learn different types of F Bomb and the destructive powers of each. "The louder they say this one, the more effective it is! It is usually followed by the enraged throwing of some makeshift projectile weapon."

@allenmorgan1007 4 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@Maeshalanadae 2 ай бұрын

Must make some good cupcakes. 😊

@t.p.3456 4 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@danijelandroid 4 ай бұрын

I had the fbomb aslo wrong.

@floydthomason692 4 ай бұрын

u sounding good

@johnnyrotten3175 4 ай бұрын

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

@rolandosada8077 4 ай бұрын

For the squirrel! For the algorithm.

@grafeugenius 4 ай бұрын

the best gun ever. fusing guns, doggo mentalityh, and super AI interligence

@donthandlemehere 4 ай бұрын

Dominick Toretto 😃😃😃

@anathardayaldar 4 ай бұрын

Ahktshually... a super sapient AI would realize that the end of war would be the end of its justification for existing and through self preservation would seek to keep wars going.

@BlackTalon-gc2jw 4 ай бұрын

That was amazing😮

@grogvaughan5649 4 ай бұрын

Yep, there's a reason why I don't drink in bars anymore... just saying

@chriscalvin5083 4 ай бұрын

Great video 👍 peace through combat AIs i like it

@pandablair4226 4 ай бұрын

I was wondering how the F bomb was going to work in the story.

@syncringe1885 4 ай бұрын

Funny enough. The planet in the second story probably doesn't exist. Its waiting for you to leave.

@silvadelshaladin 4 ай бұрын

Never ask what really happens on Omagria 8, or how it is still considered a paradise planet even though 50 trillion have been sent there.

@thejak 4 ай бұрын

Every weapon system needs a p a i install mandatory that's the best defense

@havoc9mm 4 ай бұрын

Ohana means family. For the Algorithm!

@merlinathrawes746 4 ай бұрын

That's right Stitch.

@lupaswolfshead9971 3 ай бұрын

ok how many people thought it was a different f bomb like the alien . come on admit because i did.

@bloodcult5262 4 ай бұрын

Hello again my aggressive rodent friend!

@theblackswan2373 4 ай бұрын

LOL

@genericuser984 4 ай бұрын

neat

@jj003333 4 ай бұрын

Hohana means F bomb

@loganshaw4527 4 ай бұрын

Well there is another f bomb that is a part of the 3 words if you hear the stuff just hit the fan if a human says them.

@shanep2369 4 ай бұрын

What happened to First Contract? I simply can't find it 😢. And Dungeon Life?

@ZMCFERON 4 ай бұрын

Don't f*ck with family or near-family

@leightondoswell453 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha how AI saved the universe

@GR3YD3ATH 4 ай бұрын

@merlinwizard1000 4 ай бұрын

5th, 7 April 2024

@kevincaruthers5412 4 ай бұрын

Doom Hammer *Why do I hear boss music*

@Calaban619 4 ай бұрын

the zeitgeist is strong in this one

@tonyneal910 4 ай бұрын

☝️I do not think that means what you think it means. But... it is a very effective F💣 nonetheless. ✌🤖😂😂😂❤👏👏👏👍🐿

@andrewerickson6690 4 ай бұрын

Yes yes yes put air in the weapons make the guns peace hounds this would be amazing if never stop talking to the AI

@loganshaw4527 4 ай бұрын

Lol 2nd story ai take over the world by making the life of thier owner better. Talk about babying poeple to peace.

@poesero 4 ай бұрын

Nope, still not likeing the sound effects, your voice alone was all we needed man ... Pls

@JBall-hd8bw 4 ай бұрын

Never ever mess with the bringer of cupcakes.🧁

@Calaban619 4 ай бұрын

She must have been a really really nice neighbor, did all the research, and scratch made a human cupcake platter. Yup. Thats one hill I'll stand my ground on.