I watched this twitch link of the making of the F Bomb... hoping to see you trip up on the strange names. It delivered- though not on the name I thought...
@johns96524 ай бұрын
Glad to see you seem to have recovered well, after some alarming messages you left fans a few weeks ago. Think I will hoist a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in your honor (or honour, if you so choose).
@anathardayaldar4 ай бұрын
So the humans finaly invented a weapon that ended all wars. Nobel and Oppenheimer would be impressed.
@artyd424 ай бұрын
One of these days we're going to have a bunny/rabbit like alien race and they'll just suddenly find themselves being called Isabell for no reason at all by all the humans.
@reaty054 ай бұрын
Nah they will be called daisy when attacked and the show afterwards will not want to be missed
@dravenrogers70404 ай бұрын
Well that depends if they kind of look humanoid then a bunch of us would probably call them Lola
@pheonixblue014 ай бұрын
@@dravenrogers7040she was a show girl. I know that’s not the reference. It still pops into my head every time I read the name lol
@thomasmandell30024 ай бұрын
Naw they'll probably be more like Shea😂🤣
@Amazon_2134 ай бұрын
Or Peter Cottontail
@christopherg23474 ай бұрын
- I had the F-bomb completely wrong too, and I am a human! - "A strange game; the only winning move is not to play" - what PAI turned war into.
@johns96524 ай бұрын
Love the "War Games" reference. And I myself totally came into this story expecting something totally different from the F-Bomb tale. Then again, I am a construction worker in the US, who frequently sees stickers on other guys' hardhats with messages like Eff the Metric System, Rule #1, the Electrician is always right rule #2, see rule #1, Plumbers Lay More Pipe, Take Cover F-Bomb Incoming, etc.
@himleragabash54704 ай бұрын
The scarier part abou the F bomb is that other humans will respond to it. We will stand by the F bomb of others, we will fight along side others because of the F bombs we never met, even when it is not our F bombs in the line.
@johnnikitakis8764 ай бұрын
The back water monkeys gave people the ability to talk to their guns........priceless!
@merlinathrawes7464 ай бұрын
A very different type of "F" bomb, but no less deadly. A weapon that ends war without firing a shot. Nice!
@Odd_Interaction4 ай бұрын
I was totally off with my guess……
@Beth_OMette4 ай бұрын
@@Odd_Interaction has the same weight... as soon as dude called frog lady "family" ... I sat up... "oh? someone messing with family?"
@Odd_Interaction4 ай бұрын
@@Beth_OMette Just like when I was in the military, you may not always like everyone in your platoon, but when it comes to backing them up, everyone who can is there.
@wyatteason18764 ай бұрын
Fun fact when family is threatened a wild Vin Diesel will appear
@user-sc5jo1zy7w14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂@@wyatteason1876
@Norbrookc4 ай бұрын
First story, I love they call it the "doom hammer." Yeah, when he dropped the F bomb, and every human in the bar stood up... the alien was lucky security got to him. Bloody pulp is so hard to clean off of floors and walls.
@pheonixblue014 ай бұрын
All over your shoes and stuff.
@sysbofh4 ай бұрын
@hyndscs Can openers!
@firedirewolf4 ай бұрын
You didn't get the ceiling, the air ducts are pumping the smell of blood through the building...
@jeanannd4 ай бұрын
Pack bonding - your neighbor may be a big evolved frog, but as she's a NICE neighbor, you know her and associate with her - you get PO'ed when a stranger harasses and threatens her. Story 2: LOL of course humans made weapons that you could talk to. Pack bond to AI weaponry and the weapons convince everyone that peace is so much better anyway.
@Amazon_2134 ай бұрын
Any neighbor that brings you cupcakes isn’t just a nice neighbor, that’s a GREAT neighbor and should be protected
@robertalexander58924 ай бұрын
@@Amazon_213 Agreed. Not everyone can bake good cupcakes.
@quinnbell2388Ай бұрын
No, no, she not a neighbor, she's a Neighbor. neighbors are theoretical beings that exist in one's proximity. A Neighbor is specific person you know. Humans have a finite, if remarkably large, number of people they can care about. If you are in, the human cares. And humans care hard.
@ufoe200114 ай бұрын
FOR THE SKWERL FOR THE RYTHM THAT IS ALGO FOR THE ATTACK CATAPILLIARS
@mackenziedrake4 ай бұрын
Yes, that is the ultimate F bomb. A beach and a nice drink do sound good right now. Many thanks.
@europademon4 ай бұрын
You know what computer, I will have that blue drink after all. 🍸🍹
@deborahmcneil7474 ай бұрын
I really like the last story there. Weapons talking you into peace is a clever plot.
@RealArcalian4 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah, I got the F bomb wrong, too Story 2: Brings new meaning to the phrase "Peace Dividend"
@alna25304 ай бұрын
First live story I've listened to of yours. Was definitely thinking itd be a different F bomb. Well played.👌
@lumberjackofalltrades3 ай бұрын
"How did we achieve peace? We created the ultimate weapon, and then we sold it to absolutely everyone."
@SLEPhoto4 ай бұрын
Vin Diesel as "guy at bar"
@JamesJohnson-lt6cl4 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the power of family.
@Nocluespops14 ай бұрын
Great stories, so glad you are doing well.
@sleepingbackbone75814 ай бұрын
I don't know why, but a "Colt Peacekeaper" falls into mind. :D
@merlinathrawes7464 ай бұрын
I wonder how many people here actually know what a Colt Peacekeeper is.
@sleepingbackbone75814 ай бұрын
@@merlinathrawes746 haha, fair point.
@ZMCFERON4 ай бұрын
God made man equal, Colt ensured it. Surprised he hasn't been Sainted
@leightondoswell4534 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 brilliant work, thank you for all the hard work.
@Alex.H.B.1970something4 ай бұрын
Bravo Sir Encore!
@Sam-black4 ай бұрын
Thank you
@barelyasurvivor12574 ай бұрын
I like the sound effects you started using lately.
@garyk14804 ай бұрын
great job truly enjoy your narrations, THANK you.
@MidnightSmoke4 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment as a think you for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Avigorus4 ай бұрын
Recent idea for something aliens could react to in an HFY story involving garden worlds: how much humans engineer things to move with wind, earthquakes, waves, etc, instead of resisting them, like how traffic lights will wobble when there's a high wind. If the aliens are from a garden world, they might not have half the engineering worked out for how to do that lol
@kevincaruthers54122 ай бұрын
That is an excellent point
@jeffhall42284 ай бұрын
Thank you, really needed this today. Not the best day, until now. Thanks Agro, really needed this.
@pauldockins96354 ай бұрын
Neat twist on first story
@chrisdixon70994 ай бұрын
Good one! Space orks at their finest
@Beth_OMette4 ай бұрын
I do like that when to F bomb was dropped... every human stood up. was it theirs; no; but it was someone's... yes and you don't mess around like that. Homeboy was lucky sec escorted him out.
@deussalt44794 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 the "F" bomb" story was hilarious i hope the author makes more stories like it.❤ Fir the Agro-rythm!
@larrythompson86304 ай бұрын
In college my best friend went off to basic. I watched over his wife, kid. I adopted her as a sister. One young man learned the error of bothering her. Sadly she as sleeping with a real dirtbag neighbor. I always called before going over.. she no longer was a sister. ;(
@patrickrannou12784 ай бұрын
Good stories! Glad to see you're back to full health! Take care!
@blehbleh85524 ай бұрын
I gotta say, I thought the F bomb was going to be a different F word, but Family is a powerful word indeed
@dennisallen47264 ай бұрын
Welcome back
@ArronRatliff4 ай бұрын
Well Family sure wasnt the F bomb i was expecting
@noppornwongrassamee89414 ай бұрын
Now that is a properly programmed weapon AI. The advertisers and marketeers clearly didn't get their hooks into the engineering team.
@Shadow.Dragon4 ай бұрын
Great stories; Excellent narration! That is the king of "F bomb" I like! LOL!!! Omnipotent AI weapons, what could go wrong ("Terminator"), but it could be a good thing ("The Day the Earth Stood Still")
@MuSic-ok7dh4 ай бұрын
Hey Agro, nice to hear you again. I say "hear", but I only come to click the links to the stories, because I prefer to read things myself than listening to some random dude talk. They are always an interesting selection. I still have your standard greeting burned in my mind.
@vrwhammer0014 ай бұрын
welcome back
@patriograysmark63284 ай бұрын
Story 1; toretto knows that weight. Story 2; at least we aren't fitting doors with "Genuine People Personality"
@christopherhanley39174 ай бұрын
Dude I'm loving the extra noises
@stephenanderson76864 ай бұрын
I love your clips man.
@sirnukesalot244 ай бұрын
Heh... even our future weapons programs pack bond with everything
@tabithachastain69994 ай бұрын
The second story is lovely ❤
@Cohen.the.Worrier4 ай бұрын
Totally unbelievable, a cobra with shoulders . . . 🧐 But seriously, nice stories and well read.
@Calaban6194 ай бұрын
I just picture a DS9 Kardassian
@deddydwisutanto10774 ай бұрын
the human probably looked like vin petrol
@richardorta89604 ай бұрын
someone tell the author of The F Bomb it needs a followe up where the Aliens learn different types of F Bomb and the destructive powers of each. "The louder they say this one, the more effective it is! It is usually followed by the enraged throwing of some makeshift projectile weapon."
@allenmorgan10074 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@Maeshalanadae2 ай бұрын
Must make some good cupcakes. 😊
@t.p.34564 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@danijelandroid4 ай бұрын
I had the fbomb aslo wrong.
@floydthomason6924 ай бұрын
u sounding good
@johnnyrotten31754 ай бұрын
4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗
@rolandosada80774 ай бұрын
For the squirrel! For the algorithm.
@grafeugenius4 ай бұрын
the best gun ever. fusing guns, doggo mentalityh, and super AI interligence
@donthandlemehere4 ай бұрын
Dominick Toretto 😃😃😃
@anathardayaldar4 ай бұрын
Ahktshually... a super sapient AI would realize that the end of war would be the end of its justification for existing and through self preservation would seek to keep wars going.
@BlackTalon-gc2jw4 ай бұрын
That was amazing😮
@grogvaughan56494 ай бұрын
Yep, there's a reason why I don't drink in bars anymore... just saying
@chriscalvin50834 ай бұрын
Great video 👍 peace through combat AIs i like it
@pandablair42264 ай бұрын
I was wondering how the F bomb was going to work in the story.
@syncringe18854 ай бұрын
Funny enough. The planet in the second story probably doesn't exist. Its waiting for you to leave.
@silvadelshaladin4 ай бұрын
Never ask what really happens on Omagria 8, or how it is still considered a paradise planet even though 50 trillion have been sent there.
@thejak4 ай бұрын
Every weapon system needs a p a i install mandatory that's the best defense
@havoc9mm4 ай бұрын
Ohana means family. For the Algorithm!
@merlinathrawes7464 ай бұрын
That's right Stitch.
@lupaswolfshead99713 ай бұрын
ok how many people thought it was a different f bomb like the alien . come on admit because i did.
@bloodcult52624 ай бұрын
Hello again my aggressive rodent friend!
@theblackswan23734 ай бұрын
LOL
@genericuser9844 ай бұрын
neat
@jj0033334 ай бұрын
Hohana means F bomb
@loganshaw45274 ай бұрын
Well there is another f bomb that is a part of the 3 words if you hear the stuff just hit the fan if a human says them.
@shanep23694 ай бұрын
What happened to First Contract? I simply can't find it 😢. And Dungeon Life?
@ZMCFERON4 ай бұрын
Don't f*ck with family or near-family
@leightondoswell4534 ай бұрын
Hahaha how AI saved the universe
@GR3YD3ATH4 ай бұрын
@merlinwizard10004 ай бұрын
5th, 7 April 2024
@kevincaruthers54124 ай бұрын
Doom Hammer *Why do I hear boss music*
@Calaban6194 ай бұрын
the zeitgeist is strong in this one
@tonyneal9104 ай бұрын
☝️I do not think that means what you think it means. But... it is a very effective F💣 nonetheless. ✌🤖😂😂😂❤👏👏👏👍🐿
@andrewerickson66904 ай бұрын
Yes yes yes put air in the weapons make the guns peace hounds this would be amazing if never stop talking to the AI
@loganshaw45274 ай бұрын
Lol 2nd story ai take over the world by making the life of thier owner better. Talk about babying poeple to peace.
@poesero4 ай бұрын
Nope, still not likeing the sound effects, your voice alone was all we needed man ... Pls
@JBall-hd8bw4 ай бұрын
Never ever mess with the bringer of cupcakes.🧁
@Calaban6194 ай бұрын
She must have been a really really nice neighbor, did all the research, and scratch made a human cupcake platter. Yup. Thats one hill I'll stand my ground on.