“sorry about your sweater pigeon” has the same evil energy as “are you lost babygirl”

“you’re toxic and it would just be better if you admitted it and blamed your father” deserves to be on a t shirt

“you’re crying to AFTER?!?! …i hope someone kills you” dylan is so real 24:14

- He grabbed my... - Breast? - No, lower. - Oooh... Dylan: - Kneecap. I AM CRYING in the middle of my office thank you

I truly think Dylan and Cole are taking these projects to as a bet with one another. Like who can be in the cringiest teen fiction work ever????

20:55 Fun fact: the car scene was all improvised by the actors. I can't believe the funniest scene wasn't even on the script 💀

‘His only downfall is that he’s not a toxic man’ the most true thing Dylan had ever said

“Well I know she’s not going to college for creative writing, because tha is the worst goodbye message I have ever read” THAT TOOK ME OUT 🤣😩

No matter how hard I try I just can’t take either of the Sprouse twins seriously as “bad boy” type characters. I just always start laughing💀

"i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"

the fact that dylan asked a thousand times if certain actors were in After but completely missed the one who actually was in 32:50 is killing me

Imagine the pain Dylan would be if he just watched "through my window" stuff. Plus it's a trilogy, and we all know that Dylan LOVES fanfic trilogies

Fun fact: in the book, we don't know about the poker stuff until Travis founds out as well. Also, the reason he calls her "Pigeon" is because his mom said one day, he would meet a girl that would make him feel like flying, and it would be his 'Pigeon'

I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable

I guess it's healthier than After. They were both a demented as each other. He didn't corrupt her or try to control her. They were just awful people and equal in the relationship. Still dumb, but I'd prefer relationship depictions like this.

iI'm not surprised he didn't notice but i WISH dylan noticed all of the subtle After hints in this movie. Like they have the roommate watching After, which is funny cause dylan sprouse plays a character in the After movies (Trevor). And then during the party scene, when the good guy love interest is on the couch, there are two people passed out who are very clearly supposed to represent tessa and hardin (their wearing the same outfits from the scene shepley was watching on TV). As well as a guy at the party standing next to dylan sprouse wearing a 'Fucking Trevor' shirt. Not to mention that Jesse and Benny are also actors from the After movies

I didn’t know this even existed so whatever trauma or psychological impact this series inflicts on me, is on you.

43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED

“You don’t boop random men” this is the message of this whole film 😂😂

The way you can tell a movie is leaching Dylan’s sanity by the pitch of his voice 😂

I find it hilarious that with so much mention of After during this, he never ONCE mentioned that Dylan was also in After, and that he liked him there too??? Love that 20 year old memory

Dylan watching an actor named dylan play a guy named travis who acts like a monkey is really full circle

As someone who read the book when i was 13 I DID NOT REMEMBER THE PIGEON PART As soon as he called her that i ran to the book to check cause i couldn’t accept that i “swooned” over a man who uses pigeon as a nickname…i was a very different person back then😂

This film was good ....as a comedy. I watched it with my sister in the theater and she tried to stop me from laughing out loud too many times (she failed)😅😅 I'm telling you ....I HAD A BLAST !!!

Dylan is so brave for willingly putting up that dance video onto the internet without any coercion, for all of us to see, where it will outlive him and become immortal

i genuinely cannot comprehend that the movie was actually BETTER than the book was😭

The fight scene 20:27 had me absolutely howling 😭

I laughed actually out loud several times during this video. The descent into madness is fantastic

“i don’t want to have sex with you bitch, i want to be around you” is quite possibly the funniest line ever written edit: apparently he said pige, not bitch, which honestly makes it worse 😭

watching Dylan's slow descent into utter madness has never been more thoroughly enjoyable

I’ll never watch these terrible fanfic movies but I do love watching Dylan react to them and descend into madness

20:16 and dylan's expressions made me CRY ugly tears LMAOOO

I’m sorry, but him rocking back and forth from laughter had me dying 😂😭

His little laugh at the end when he says „see you next MoNdaY“ is sending me because he knows that he will in fact, NOT see us next Monday but rather on a random Wednesday in two to four weeks

i'm surprised no one is talking about how dumb a conflict is being good at poker and then trying to "leave the complicated past". that's a skill, not a conflict.

I'm not sure Dylan would read this but i genuinely wish he'd make a few serious movie commentary. He seems really well versed in the field. I'd love to take notes from him in cinematography, direction, screenplay, etc

I don't think I've seen Dylan have this bad of a mental break since the absolute garbage fire that was He's All That

'i want to be around you, you're good for me' is the weirdest line for that moment said in the weirdest tone. i just started cracking up when he said it

how is Dylan not verified he is literally the funniest person ever! I can't find anyone as funny as him on youtube.

I love that you took the time to ACTUALLY give constructive thoughts at the end even tho your brain was essentially fried during the movie

as someone with a dead Mum I do love to throw that fact in people’s faces when they’re being unnecessarily rude to me and see their expressions slip

It never gets old how high Dylan's voice gets when he's excited about something

20:48 THIS WHOLE PART IS MAKING ME WHEEEEEEEEEZEEEEE

the leave the car scene editing with your reaction was fucking everything 😂

The way I screamed when After was on TV 🤣🤣 These fanfic movies are HILARIOUS

Dylan changing the speed after that cringey "You're good for me" line at 18:58 had me dying.

I want him to do commentary on 365 days. It would be the funniest thing every

Oh my gosh, Dylan needs to do a commentary on Ginny and Georgia. He's gonna hate it but I what makes it perfect for the "until I hate myself" series

My favourite genre of Dylan videos is just watching him commentate on film adaptations of fanfics and know that he has to take multiple days off to recover from the loss of his sanity

27:00 Dylan is a GENIUS. I would love to see a romance movie where everyone thinks the guy is a weird psycho but he's actually just random, eccentric himbo. omg someone get Hollywood on the phone.

I don’t know how I found this video but this guy is teaching me so much about toxic men and women and how to avoid it

Dylan laughing in the car scene just killed me I rewatched that part like 6 times I can’t with this man 😂😂 seriously his videos make my day ❤

The fact that Dylan can’t escape the After movies is hilarious to me💀 I’m so sorry 24:13

sometimes i try to explain to my friends why i find dylan attractive but then they see him doing shit like turning up the volume with his shoulder and i can’t explain myself

I love watching Dylan’s unhinged expressions when he watches stuff like this

Man I need Dylan to do a review on The Idol. I already can see his reaction to this god forsaken show.

Dylan has been putting in WORK with the amount of content he’s giving this month

I actually love when he genuinely talks about the ways he would improve a bad movie - the end was great

I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable. 43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED.

18:42 their dynamic is actually crazy. is it just because my brain is almost done developing? I might have ate this up when i was a teenager to be honest.

I’ve got tears from laughing at Dylan losing his sanity over this 😭

dylan saying "i heard a demon sneeze" implies he KNOWS what a demon sneezing sounds like, thus it cannot be the first time he's heard a demon sneeze.

Watching Dylan slowly descend into madness is my favourite way to spend my days.

I love Dylan's high pitched voice when he gets excited 😍

The ‘in Americaaaa? You don’t have a gun???’ at 33:38 brought out such a British shock response in me 😭😭

Dylan defending Dylan is the best thing in this video hahaha

something I realized also, but in Lady in the Tramp (by disney the old version). Tramp calls Lady pigeon AND PIDGE. so they might’ve gotten inspiration in that too!! :-)

The way Dylan keeps predicting what will happen next and is still accurate.

I'm thinking Dylan might have better success finishing a novel if he wrote a fanfic.

every time dylan says it’s movie commentary monday, i legit have to think about what day it is to make sure it’s not actually monday

this is one of his best ones yet. i laughed so hard like we have matching senses of humor

Dylan punching the air to turn the volume up then getting freaked out by a "demon sneeze" then spiraling is the funniest shit ever

i love watching dylan slowly going insane and then completely losing it at a guy screaming "get out of the car"

Dylan: “I’m a pacifist” also Dylan: *watches a Disney movie* “WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE DYING!!”

I love watching Dylan react. It saves me from watching these myself 😅

I think best thing about this movie is that it didn’t take itself too seriously like After and leaned into comedy. Was actually somewhat watchable. Maybe it’s cause of Dylan Sprouse idk but both main characters had good comedic timing and I like that they didn’t focus too much on making it extremely sexual film.

You can literally see Dylans sanity leaving with every minute... And I'm here for it

The way he reacted to the boner scene was hilarious 😂😂 From not noticing it to the flop 💀 14:51

19:32 the way his face drops instantly, and the seriousness of his face when he says demon sneeze

This felt like someone read the book 15 years ago and decided to make a movie about what they remembered.

I love how during these movies Dylan just slowly progresses into madness the same exact way every time

Every time I hear about a fanfic movie being released I think humanity loses 10 years of lifespan, getting closer to its extinction, I hope so actually, we already have too many embarrassing mistakes in our species' background.

28:01 abby :goodbye DYLAN 👋👋 😂😂😂😂

The actress looks like if you took the actress of after and tried to recast her from memory. And the fact that Dylan is in this movie makes me think that this is an alternate universe where Trevor is basically harden and he gets tessa. This is now cannon and we’re living in the after multiverse

The fact that they took out most pf the toxicity of the book and made it almost a comedy... and I still don't know which one is worse😭

32:29 why does he look like another version of tom cruise

28:10 “And that is to say, no chance, at all… I hope…” absolutely broke me 😂😂😂

I kinda love that Dylan rarely responds to comments. This makes me feel like we're amongst ourselves...and we can say anything we want.

Dylan slowly descending into madness watching Dylan pretend to be a fanfic boyfriend

This video has slowly become one of my favourite videos from Dylan it’s so fucking good (not the movie, dylans commentary is just fucking gold)

i did in fact stay till the very end, totally worth it, love your commentary dylan. also, your commentary in general during this entire video KILLED ME😭😭😭

When he completely looked past the boner and then later realised that. The whole thing was so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is one of the scenarios where the book is worse. Travis may be bad in the movie, but he's fucking psychotic, abusive, an OBSESSIVE stalker, and incredibly emotionally manipulative. Honestly I have no doubt if pushed to it Travis could murder someone out of jealousy

Dylan. Your reactions to these movies are gold. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your bitterness to all the pickup lines and cheesy interaction is totally on point.

The volume punches and the demon sneeze omg 😂😂😂

I couldn't breathe for almost 75% of the video because I was laughing so hard at the movie's stupidity and Dylan's reactions. It was too much for me and I loved it.

watching dylan’s slow descent into madness was way too entertaining 💀

I really really love hearing the things you would do differently or what you did in “don’t worry darling” and explained what would be better in the acting. So good! 🙏

this is strangely my favorite comfort video, its my favorite one to watch OVER and OVER again. i love watching him slowly lose his mind and it is just as funny everytime 😭😭

the dead silence at 19:55 had me CACKLING out loud. God the cringeee "I might just be dissociating right now" same though. Virginia and Dylan are both SUCH good actors, I feel like thats part of what makes this movie bearable/funny/entertaining. So Bad Its Good because they can actually pull SOME of it off