The cough to disguise the sound of a can being cracked open is classic! 😂

As funny as this is, it's so accurate too. As a recovering alcoholic, I used to cough when opening the bottle lid for the first time and hide my bottles all over the place. Almost 16 months sober now and it's the next best feeling after getting cuddles from my son. Miss the Fast Show old days, but glad I got to enjoy it back when it was on at 9pm BBC2.

Sketches like this are a great tonic. A gin and tonic. I'm not pissed!

'breakfast, most important meal of the day. Ah... , I've finished!'

Simon Day struggling to keep a straight face when he goes to sit down 😆

As a former alcoholic this is scarily accurate

The bit when simon day walks in dressed as a schoolboy is priceless!

Brilliant! classic comedy that still makes me laugh all these years later!

Nice bit of Smashie on the radio at the beginning. Quite literally Crossover-You'd-Never-Expect-But-Actually-Works-Tastic! 😊😊❤❤

Brilliant! Love the Fast Show. British comedy at it's best 👍🇬🇧

Ahh the splendid 90’s

This was one of the greatest clips the show ever made

The choice of music was perfect. Lost inside. I'm not pissed you know.

The bit where she cracks her head on the unit is brilliant! as is the bit where the radio goes for a burton had me in tears!

I'd never noticed before that it was Smashy and Nicey on the radio at the start! 😂

Smashy and Nicey on the radio in background 👍😁

No mobiles, no prescription pills at the breakfast table, but besides that, white collar-class England hasn't changed much since this aired

Dear Lord, this hits home so hard!

Brillinat sketch, The Fast Show was an amazing series all great stars

That Cortina’s worth about £10k now - even smashed up

I don't know if I remember noticing Smashy and Nicey on the radio. Brilliant.

Sums up my mum in the 80s, an absolute raging but functional alcoholic

Love Mark's expressions. Priceless.

Watched this pissed laffed my head of. Hellish🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

So true and so funny too. Unique Fast Show.i love them all and im not pissed!!

I was very,very drunk but I wasn’t pissed

Classic, especially the end

Maria trying not to laugh at the bacon scene. Brilliant.

This is really dark if you have alcoholic relatives

Excellent. Remember it well !!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

This is best enjoyed when you are totally pissed

Best sketch from fast show. Always makes me laugh.

A scene from 2021 lockdown.

Now how did I miss the documentary crew in my kitchen? I really should have seen them, not being pissed at all or anything...

Ah the good old days... truly happier times. Think I'll go grab a beer...

I have never seen this sketch, although I used to watch The Fast Show. And I used to have a Ford Cortina like that one!

we used to have a neighbour like this!

As a kid, i grew up in a home which consisted three generations of alcoholics. This is a pretty accurate depiction.

Oh God this is too close to home.

I had a gastric sleeve back in February and was recovering in hospital with quite severe abdominal pain. The bit at 2:43 made me laugh so hard I really hurt myself 🤣

This hits on alot of levels .

1:23 pretty sure this is gonna be me to my kid even when i'm stone-cold sober

2:38 I'M-NOT-PISSED!!! LOL

D'you know, I have a sneaking suspicion they were pissed.

Great nod to Mike Smash at the start

So good. So true.

It's funny but sad at the same time.

Brilliant

Nicey cameo in the Fast Show 👍

Absolutely classic show. Gen X’s Monty Python

Did NOT expect that crash! Haha

I like this documentary

The funniest yet most tragic Fast Show characters.

This series was excellent. Where are the great modern comedies?

That 'was' a lovely Ford Cortina!

"Let's have quite liderally more fun with O-Asiz"

As a former fast show viewer, this is scarily accurate

Fabulous. And in those days BBC LE budgets stretched to the wrecking of 2 cars!

I weren’t pissed when I done it Dad!

Missed the joke. That was pretty accurate and disturbing.

Middle class familys are the worst because they try hide it or brush it off lol

"Let's have quite literally more fun with..." xD

Ah... I've finished! lol :D

Dads home!!!

”Right! Well… WORK!”

So many family's lying to each other and in denial

The worst thing is crashing a Ford Cortina, I winced when I saw that. They can get pissed all they like but not the Cortina.

paul whitehouse as grandad ( who was not pissed ) out side the house on the steps of the front door, i think the makers of father ted took a leaf outta sir paul whitehouse`s book there !! suits them sir !

this is my life

I drank like this for many years in complete denial and I believed that nobody ever noticed it.. and I found watching this at the time all those years ago, surreal and confusing . Frightens the shit out me watching it now.

been there

as an alcoholic i can say im not pissed

I used to know a family like this. They were mates of my Dads.

I’m not pissed 😂

I'll drive....fuckin amazing....

Thank you for drinking and driving.

Very sad and close to the bone but that's why it's such a subtle and great sketch.

Unlike many other alkies, I never wet the bed when I was drinking. However, I used to have a mystery stalker who followed me everywhere I went in those days, and they would sneak into my bedroom at night and pee in the bed I was sleeping in without waking me up. They followed me from town to town and even from country to country. I didn't manage to lose them until I got sober. One of life's little mysteries that will never be solved, I suppose. 🤷‍♀️

Which season is this one, two or three?

Very accurate representation of Nigel Fromage's household

Just another morning at Number 10.

Well that settles it, I'm getting pissed

Good, I feel like a drink now

I'M. NOT. PISSED.

'at home with the alchies'

How many Functional Alcoholics do we know just like this…unfortunately quite a few..

I had a teacher like this

I last went to pub 23rd December 2020. Stopped buying beer and wine for the house.

It's funny because it's true.

oasis in the background and great humour

An average day at the Weasley family. :)

Thou hast to rrrrrole with it😩

what is the lady actors name?

if the title of this would have been PM meets with personal spokesperson Dec 2021, it would have been *so* much more prescient.

'Gin'.🤣

For a second I thought I was seeing Glenn Close as the mother instead of Maria McErlane

" I'm not pissed, you know" I like the other Andrew Whitney comment oh I forgot it's me 5 years ago!

1:19 LOL

Simon Day as the son at 1:19 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Damn! lol!!