Why do I watch this man an night when I’m starving

Back at it again with his *"Is there a dessert menu?"* flex

“Unlike most food challenges, you could probably eat this as intended.” No Beard, I cannot unhinge my jaw.

Beard while having corn on the cob: why did they give me unhealthy butter? Also Beard: let’s put a jar of mayo on the fries!!!

the butter is probably for the corn

***UPDATE - PLEASE READ BEFORE COMMENTING*** For those of you with questions about the current Coronavirus pandemic; A) No, I did not go to Miami (hence the cut away gag) B) Like many KZfaq creators, almost all my content is filmed two weeks prior to publishing. So for the people who think I'm avoiding government advice in attending restaurants etc. I'm not. I'm currently at home watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. C) That being the case, if you could refrain from hurling abuse without full context, that would be fantastic. Of course now I'm taking government advice to minimise social contact, but there are 5 more videos to come over the next two weeks which have already been filmed in restaurants/eateries. Obviously they were filmed prior to restaurant closures etc. D) The original pinned comment is below, but there have been so many queries and misplaced condemnations that I had to update. Evening all! Hope you’re all doing well. As well as can be expected anyway. Of course, this video was filmed a little time ago, so for those of you who don’t follow on social media, of course I didn’t go to Miami after all. Don’t panic though, I just got done filming a five part mini-series that I think you’re really going to love. Hope you can join me for the first episode this Sunday at 7pm GMT. As always thanks for watching. And don’t worry about me during the loo roll shortage! I’ve developed some advanced techniques to cope with eventualities like this over the years ;)

I don’t get it Beard but you’re helping me through a severe bout of depression - thank you to you and Mrs Beard

The baby in the back ground clapping for you was soo cute!! 😍

Is there a desert menu? - 'Of course Sir, we recommend our frozen bathtub of Neapolitan ice cream served with 1,000 wafers & 500 '99' flakes'. Would Sir again prefer two?

- "Do you have a dessert menu?" - "Seriously?!"

One of the few people who actually NEEDS all that toiler paper.

I’ve never seen someone have so much difficulty eating a corn on a cob 🙈🙈 You leave half the corn!

Imagine the cooks, maybe they're about to finish their shift and then adam walks through the door.

I just love the old ‘do you have a dessert menu?’ Line..... I wish you could film the staffs reaction to it 😯😂

Watching this now, and Beard's "people are acting like it's the end times" 👀 😬 😂😂😂

“It looks pretty small to me.” That’s what she said.

Would normally leave a Twitter comment but honestly I can't cope with the volume of panic and doom on there right now. Just wanted to say I really really appreciate you keeping a level head and keeping us entertained. Best wishes to you and Lindsay right now!

Nailed it! Your productions are so pleasantly different from the others. I like the ‘Speeded up’ sections and your audio over dubs, with interesting observations. Carry on my fearless Hero!

That good old line at the end:"Do you have a dessert menu?" xD

Always great hearing beard ask for the dessert menu after a challenge, then seeing exactly what he picks right at the end

You should get two t-shirts, you did the challenge twice and in one sitting.

Guy in the back: *claps along, then gets up* 'What am I clapping for actually?' 😂

Nice to watch something lighthearted in these crazy times!! Need more from you in this period of doom and gloom!

Who doesnt eat corn like a typewriter style?? All the way along then drag it back to the start again 🤣😂

Watching these on a full stomach is never as satisfying and watching them when hungry absolutely drives me crazy so I don't know what to do now...

Yes dessert menu request is back 😂 love watching your challenges, hope you and mrs Beard and your families stay safe 👍😷

You deserve so much more than 1 million subs plus you have the best camera skills and comedy I have seen for what it's worth

came across your channel a few days ago, can't stop watching lol, and this one is at my home town. Great channel.

Well done mate. Love an egg on a Burger. Get as many in before everyone is locked down.

Congratulations Adam!!! I love watching your videos and seeing you smashing the challenges!!! Your so awesome at all of them!!! You are so badazz!!!! And so hilarious!!! Get'er done Adam!!! 😉❤👍😉❤👍

Thank you so much for the videos Beard!

Ah man, my mouth was watering watching this! I’m clean eating at the minute and your vids always help with it in a weird way 🤷🏻‍♂️ Strong effort as per, good vid as always 🤟

Loved the giggles when you ordered the dessert menu lol They thought you were messing with them haha I need this corona virus thing to blow over. We are in lock down with the kids in South Africa but blessed to have youtubers like you still posting vidz! Stay safe and lotsa love from South Africa xox

Powerful words that shall only be spoke by Beard: Do you have a desert menu?

Dude I love that these are all on my algorithm. Why are these so good?! 😅

Keep being you like always man. Love what you do.

im so glad i watched this on a full stomach

Hi Mr B once again outstanding, thank you so much for keeping us all entertained in these difficult times. Keep safe dude and don’t take any chances for us. Rob

Love how he said his wife can attest to his bad fingers, absolute legend lol

I have never in my life seen someone struggle so hard to eat corn on the cob. You make it far more difficult than it is. Eat it like you'd use an old time typewriter. Eat the corn in rows back and forth as you rotate it. It's 100% cleaner and probably faster.

“These pickles are sour” *Drinks soda to get rid of the flavor*

The butter is for the corn, you’ve got to have butter on corn 🌽

Have a blessed day and life doing what you love and thanks for all you do for us

You are my hero beard. Doubled the challenge like a man. Burger and dessert looks delicious. And the fries with majo...nice.

So glad you have some content still on the way. How about an “Is there a dessert menu?” T-shirt?

You should have merchandise that says “ do you have a desert menu”

Great video man! Have loved watching you these past years. Seems like a change up with the music. Loved the metal. Loved what you had today. Praying for your safety in these crazy times from Arkansas!

All I can think about everytime I watch a clip is Beard vs Beast, Beard IS THE BEAST!!! lol insane, love it thanks for the entertainment

I never like the huge burgers because you always disassemble them, just make 2 or 3 burgers.

I feel like he doesn’t know how to eat corn lol

You and Mrs. Beard stay safe while we all get through this craziness, sorry Miami got cancelled. Just got to watch this for the first time with my newborn. He did his best impersonation by chugging a full bottle, more than his usual amount. Clearly the video inspired him to do an eating challenge. 😆 We look forward to the next one!

That's why Beard doesn't like corn on the cob, he saves it to the end when it's good and cold! That needs to be the first thing he tucks into while it is still warm enough to melt the butter.

"Stay in school" Coronavirus: "Nope"

You're not missing anything here in Florida other than the weather. They're closing restaurants and bars like crazy over here, a lot of places are strictly take out or delivery.

I love it when beard asks for the dessert menu its such a flex

Beard you looked like you had a LOT of fun with this challenge. I had fun watching 🤣

*Beard after finishing a movie at the theater* "Do you have a dessert menu?"

Oh, we get to see Adam eat corn like a psychopath again.

Hi absolutely love you’re vids me and my dad always watches them every day

Great job as always! Keep up the great videos

Beard: I love eating sausages. Me: That’s what she said.

"One big massive burger down" "ITS ONLY BEEN FOUR MINUTES HOW"

Beard you are a freaking beast,your videos are awesome. 🥰

There is always consternation is people's voices when you ask for the desert menu. Awesome 👍

“Stay in school” - After schools have been shut; gotta love the irony lol

“How bout a pickle? Can I eat a pickle?” “Has a lot salt in it but you can eat the pickle” “ok I’ll rinse the pickle” that’s what you should’ve done mate lol classic bad boys

Good job! I always love how pleased you are with yourself

Your vids are spot on man ,love them ,keep it going brother and when the competitions eventually start again I'll be cheering for you loud and and proud 🍔🥞🍗🍖🌭

"Looks pretty small to me" lmao what mss beard says everynight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The "Fat-Liner" 😂😂

Iove your challenges man especially when you start off and say..... **"let's get itaaa"** haha. Keep it up bud

Thank you for giving that lady a shout out!! :) also I shall look forward to your preplanned vids while stuck isolation.

“EEEESSSSHTOOWAAAARRRRGGHHHH”

Woo, lots of Uber eats challenges coming up. Just don't clog the pipes, getting a plumber might be tricky!

That's my boy!! Finally doing 2 challenges...made killer proud!

Just love the whole wiggle-clean-the-beard-manouvre!! Thanks for that :) and you know by now, a lot of butter and salt and pepper on that corn, and munch away!!!! 😂🌽Happy for you, that you had enough toilet paper. I was not 🙄was allready contemplating ripping up and old sheet, but then...!!! Evening Shop to my rescue 😂😂😂🌃anyhow, thanks for taking me through this messy corona period. 👍

“Stay in school” bit hard to do beard with school being cancelled

“I love eating sausages”. Thats what she said. 😂

'Nobody eats corn without butter", Adam: *bombastic side eye* 👀😂

I'd be impressed if i finished one of these. He's super human. Love him and these videos.

That sausage close up on the second burger reminded me of Katie Prices lips

Sausages in a burger 😜 ya cant escape the sausage lol.

Get in beard “dessert menu” line is what I’m here for ha ha savage

Haha I love how every thumbnail you have, it's not you looking nervous to take on a challenge this huge but rather so happy to get ready to destroy it! 😂

Matt: have u got a desert option Waiter: Are u serious. 😂😂

Wtf I live in Scunthorpe. God I wish I'd been around.

Love your channel Adam Look forward to it every week ...

There IS a technique to eating corn properly so most of the kernels get eaten. Left hand fingers holding left end of cob, right hand fingers holding right side of cob, face it directly, open wide enough so that top teeth come down on the top front corner and bottom teeth go up on the bottom front corner, close teeth together so that a lot of the corn gets scraped off between them. Swallow, move left or right on the cob, and repeat. When you've gotten one horizontal line done, rotate the cob up or down so more corn is in front of you again and repeat the action. Not hard, Adam! You can do it!!

Small ?? That's more than i eat in a week!!

4:20 just ur average 3 year old playing with there food Edit:I said this without realising there was a acutally a 3 year old in the back

2:32 just looking at that sitting there made me absolutely starving lol, mouth watering 😁

The maniacal laughter from the lady when you asked for two flatliners. And the "seriously" when you asked for the dessert menu were priceless. I think it's fair to say you messed with their minds a bit mate 👍 Hope you, Mrs. Beard and all of the subs on here stay safe and virus free bud.

Who’s also pooping and watching him devour the food

Beard: "stay in school" Corona Virus: am I a joke to you?

An Arnie impersonating Mr Beard. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better!!. Was not expecting Arnie though nearly lost my brew at that point!! 🤣🤣🤣 and the pickle face!! Pickles... OOH!! Another belting video keep em coming Mr Beard!!!

I remember when I heard about you from Matt stonie you had like 12k subs and now you have almost a million happy for you man your great much love homie ❤️

With the amount of red meat Beard eats, he must have a prostate the size of a tennis ball.

I'm gonna sound like a total Karen but if you have to ask for napkins at a restaurant that's an immediate no... And no tips for you. Even the most basic form of manners and education tells you that higiene comes first, always.

2 though before seeing it in the flesh so to speak love the confidence combined with let's have some fun attitude. Top work.

I love how ironic it is an over-eating contest is cancelled due to public health concerns. Lol, priceless. Great video yet again Beard. Thank-you.