love when bryan says: "Heeeyyy maaaannn!"

Brendan Schaub vs Fedor

need riff raff on the podcast to show big brown the origin of burly boys

Can't wait 2 get off work and listen!!!!!

i had no idea, and the thought never came to my mind until you bought it to light on this podcast brendan shaub .. you are the enemy to reebok.

Why don't you guys release the podcast videos the same day as the audio podcasts?

Thank you for the great audio this week.

#TURBOSLUT

These guys are awesome

Brendan going for the cody rhodes lovestache

when Brendan said his fav candy was those gummy sharks.....omg I lost it laughing my ass off out loud at work

Someone please animate Brendan jumping from a moving car to get out of girlfriend family shit.

Callen actually thinks you can just walk up to a bee hive and take their honey without getting stung 😂

Bryan and the Bro. 2 hrs of Bro bro bro bro

12:55 Schaub talks about Todd Duffee.

50:10 They start talking about Reebok

How do you email them

Rashad won the title from Forrest Griffen. . Not chuck liddell bro

"Hey, have you ever thought about more energy?" "Get the fuck outta here!!!" Fucked job.

someone find the audio clip of what bryan played on his phone about being single

carwin needs to come on the podcast

big brown has been spot on about this reebok shit show

That fist bump almost made me cry 1:29:00

46:55 fucking classic!!

1:13:12 i wonder what brendan said about lil nog to get it cut from the show.. hes down taking on Reebok, but not lil nog? lol keep on keeping on brutha

Yeah Brendan and Bryan look to go hard alright.

A band called Suicide Silence made a song out of that 911 call it's fucking badass. It's probably more like Evans type of music but you should check it out, It's called "And then she bled" by Suicide Silence.

is this episode black at the end because they said something filthy or controversial? i noticed in the next episode they say something happened "in entertainment", which schaub was worried about, but callen was unphased, because he knows what the entertainment business is like. or were they simply told they were not unenthusiastic enough. i noticed the mood was a bit flat this episode.

What Pomade do you use Brendan?

Pluto is 7.5 billion kilometres or 4.67 billion miles away

56:20 was laughing my ass off, Big Brown got loose !

Holy hell tell me theres a better recording of that voicemail somewhere? link please.

3:53 "Rhymes with Buasta Roca" Well Brendan, Costa Rica for sure doesn't rhyme with that.

So you're saying the Seals are sponsored by Reebok?

awesome, reebok gets nervous... chan chan channnnnn

Is Big Brown even fighting anymore?

It's fucking simple, don't go to war.

Bryan played the main guy in the 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it

Schaub literally told his fans to not buy his shirt but is now upset that they took his shit down? wat.

hey

5:50

Brendan, I could loose you whatever weight you wanted without you ever having to fast, or be hungry. It's all about what you eat and when. I could put a diet together for you that would have you absorbing maximum nutrients while discarding any harmful and unneeded waste. You would be getting ALL the micronutrients, protein, carbohydrates, amino acids, fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, ect that you need to feel perfectly healthy 24/7, while feeling full and full of energy. Also, I would GUARANTEE if you followed my diet for 3-4 months, you would never want to go back or grave an unhealthy food again. I grew up on fast food and was 225 pounds at one point. I'm 175 now and love what I eat and I eat nothing but super healthy foods for every meal. It was hard at first, but after the 3rd or 4th month your gut bacteria completely changes and you will only crave healthy things that help that gut bacteria. Also, I'll guarantee you'll keep muscle while loosing that bit of fat you have. And you will very rarely have lactic acid build up after workouts as I have a good combo of foods that really help with these types of things and inflammation for quick recovery. Another added bonus is you will NEVER get sick. I haven't been sick in 5 years, not a cold or a flu or anything. My gf gets sick every once and awhile and I'll chill with her and I never get it. 90% of your immune system is in your gut, so having the proper bacteria in there is vital. Also, MUCH of your mind and thoughts are VERY MUCH influenced by your gut bacteria. You have well over a trillion bacteria in your gut and they control how you feel and act and what you crave and desire. You will understand this after 3-4 months of my regiment. Your confidence issues, gone that's for sure. I'm no certified nutritionist, but I have met with many and would say I'm more knowledgeable in many aspects. Plus the diet is easy and quick to have prepared. And cheap.

95% sure the story Bryan tells about Joe Louis being a coked up greeter in Vegas is actually Sonny Liston

13:14 todd duffee

at 1:17:00 - nah brendan, if the person is a shitty person, you don't think omg poor them. it's like ya, they finally got what was coming to them.

team dana white aka ufc < team TFATK aka TFATK army #turbosluts

one of my favorite episodes, big brown bear needs honey.

anybody know the supplement Brendan is talking about that forest was taking?

NO ONES IN IT?

dilon danis beat lauzon... not cornelius derp

Thought it was a two hour podcast only to find out the last 12 minutes were black silence. Oh well still an hour fifty anyways.

P.S. I'd love to know if Rogan and Callen actually do really think that Shaub won the Arlovski fight? Or are they just being nice to their friend? I think the latter, because its obvious the only criteria to score that dismal fight was on damage received, as all other aspects of it where pretty close. However, Shaub's face looked like it had been hit with a baseball bat. Sorry Shaub but, it is what it is mate............ you did lose that fight, unfortunately!

Lmao @ Dr. Bryan Callen: "Don't believe John Cena ever played a sport; a total non-athlete" Meanwhile, he played football at Springfield College (D-III)

Funny podcast... I like you Brendan but let Callen finish some of his stories please. Your reaction is not everybodys reaction so dont keep thinking you speak/think for all of your listeners when you specifically find something boring ok! Because, actually, we do want to hear Bryan's fucked up stories (and yours), thanks again for doing this hangout/chat/podcast thingy lol ! Callen you da man bro! Shaub your half man, half boy, but you're on the right road mate :D .

I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo for Shaub's boyfriend, which leads to a leaked sex tape that makes every man question his sexuality

Cena played football

Get his head in the honey bucket right now!

just googled your shirts schaub. you sell 5k of these a month? the only one i would consider wearing is the zombie bear one, would buy it if it was around ten dollars. 25 is overpriced and taking advantage of your fans. 90+ is just criminal.

1:04:00 bryan just sat there realising that brendan is dragging him into success and how lucky he is

Did he just refer to not having children as "not doing anything for the world"? #gettingitbackwards

shirt

Shaub, dont be the "if you dont have a kid you arent contributing guy" the world is overpopulated.

I love fighter and the kid, these dudes are seriously talented. Schaub a serious powerhouse fighter. Callen such an awesome comedian... however at 14:00 "I got the opportunity to meet the leader of seal team 6".... gggggggghhhhhhh.... tnx for your time; if I want to hear about comical nonsense I can find as much illogical drivel about imaginary people as I want elsewhere. I appreciate that you believe a photoshopped guy that was killed and sent "out to sea" before anyone else could verify this as a very valid "certifiable" incident... however I'm plagued by logic and reason, so any day now you and the guys that believe Jesus existed are going to have a solid case. Have you considered Scientology? I hear great things are happening there!

brendans ego is so enormous soon there won't be room for anything else on this podcast, it will be just Brendan talking about how awesome he is with Bryan agreeing.

#turdwitheyes

NOG BROS Schaub completely wrong with the TJ fight

Thanks to the BDB my week end always gets kicked off in pure style fashion😂😂😂🙌🔥, Bryan I think Sasso is going to be very offended that you don't think hes attractive, you can be his twink lol. Back in the day when there was baby showers it was just all for girls now they make it for the guys as well that is actually called " Jack and Jill " , found this all out when I went to my bff's showers. Fighter and the Kid fans did you guys ever play a game where they take an actually " babies diaper" and crush chocolate in the diaper to make it look like shit, the candy they are milky way, snickers, baby ruth , reese's pieces just name a few. And they pass the diaper around and you have to smell/name what of candy you think it is, the person that names the most candy right wins. The prize could be a giftcard/money.lol😁

Bryan Callen is a funny guy but he gets pretty lame when Schaub calls him out when he is lying and he just changes the conversation. So a bee keeper eh, and you forgot his name, and then forgot who told you... The bees would f++k you up man, have you even been near one!?!?

laughing about people being eaten by sharks? are you serious ?

I like Shaub, but... 200 pairs of shoes... always talking about fashion.. throwing up after pigging out on junk food... he might be a 19 year old girl, trapped in a fighter's body. :/

Fiance' on a honeymoon? I call bs.

Reebok is garbage...

Is Bryan Callen gay?

its funny that brendan schuab is funier then bryan the comedian yet bryan callen spars and could prolly knock glass jaw schuab out lmao