you know its a dyl win when they are all heated at each other and spend 10 minutes yelling even after the racing is done

Regardless of the outcome of this race, PLEASE don't let this be the last mario kart video. The streets need RDC

“The wheels are………grippy” 😂😂

25:20 had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣 "I hope chat like me right now" "Am i racing? Comment in the chat if I'm racing"

Ben and Lee are not racing, they are just driving

1:17:46 when Des started screaming 😂😂😂 “YES YES YES!!” He deserved that set

The irony in Mark saying that Dylan always plays the victim, while constantly complaining that he is being targeted 😂

There’s usually a 20 minute yap session whenever Dyl wins

Crazy how Des managed to actually get a set tho

It’s crazy how mark will fall off the map, glitch into the wall and get hit by a bomb all in a row but only be like 25 ft back from everyone else

Dylan and Mark might be interchangeably Top 1 right now. But you can't say Desmond isn't racing anymore and his *_willpower_* in Mario Kart is Top 1. That's one of the reasons he keeps getting better while Leland and Ben stagnate. He is talking from start to finish and is *always* trying to get 1st no matter what position he's in. When Leland is in 5th he goes into _"that's crazy no cap"_ mode and when Ben is 4th or 5th you forget he's even in the race.

Dylan backed up the shit he was talking tho 😂

Stats since the PED scandal: Mark: 3 days Dyl: 2 days Ben: 2 days Lee & Des: 0 days

0:00 “Somebody said aye Lee, somebody said you ain’t won in years” 0:52 “Aye look Ben, if you don’t race this time brotha just shut up about Mario kart” 1:22 “Somebody wylin wit that green shell” 2:04 “🥷🏿s talkin bout please don’t hit somebody back there yaahh yeeeaaahhh I know what’s goin on” 2:19 “And it’s over 🥷🏿 AND ITS OVER 🥷🏿 I DONT GIVE A F* BOUT THEM RED SHELLS 🥷🏿 I DONT GIVE A F* BOUT THEM RED SHELLS…AND ITS OVER 🥷🏿” 3:03 Dylan: “You threw that- you threw that bomb Jay?” Mark: “Yea I threw a bomb back 🥷🏿 I gotta play- I gotta play for real 🥷🏿 i don’t do all that-that-that worrying 💩 like Leland do 🥷🏿 I really race around here bro” Leland: “You just chose a name at random-“ Mark: “Nah I chose you 🥷🏿 (shut up) intentionally-“ Leland: “That’s why your f*in engine blew out 🥷🏿 stop talkin to me man” 5:10 Mark: “Chimkin donated $5 said ‘Dylan you can get the pass if you-if you win the tournament” Dylan: “What pass is he talkin bout? I don’t know what pass you talkin bout. Passes are always good I’m tryna race my hardest I don’t know what pass you talkin bout” Mark: “Ahh he know what pass he talkin bout” Dylan: “What’s he talkin bout?” Mark: “heh…🥷🏿” 6:33 “Bro these 🥷🏿s dropped a bomb in the middle of this ho-hAhAaHhAah” 10:35 Mark: “Aye I like this this was competitive dog” Ben: “-yeah yeah” Mark: “F* yall” 11:43 “Like I’m racin cuz I’m in love wit the game yall know what I’m sayin? Get yo lil slow a$$ on somewhere 🥷🏿 lil a$$ bi-m- muhf*in bike you got” 12:44 “AYE GET YALL SLOW A$$ES ON SOMEWHERE 🥷🏿 ITS ME” 14:21 “Aye aye Dyl I slowed that 🥷🏿 down cuz I threw bananas in front of his scary b* a$$ 🥷🏿” 15:12 “You think the game gon let you disrespect me 🥷🏿?” 30:53 Desmond: “F*in this f*in map is a$$ I hate this ho” Mark: “Shut up 🥷🏿” 36:31 Mark: “W-what place you get Lee?” Leland: “Man aye (mumbles)” Mark: “🥷🏿 just tell me what pl- I’m finna see it anyway what place did you get?” Leland: “-Its not-It’s not-it’s not important bruh just worry about the next race” Mark: “I’m bout to see it” Leland: “Worry about the next race bruh that’s it” Mark: “Sorry b* took two bullets and you still got last” 38:42 “And I still got last this is crazy” (karma?) 40:04 *mark throws a bomb prior to timestamp* “That 🥷🏿 is crazy as hell” 43:35 “🥷🏿 Leland talkin bout some ‘I don’t want to hit Leland’ 🥷🏿 hit everybody 🥷🏿 f* all that” 43:48 Leland: “So nobody got hit by that b*?” Mark: “Why are you worried about somebody else got hit by?” Leland: “IT WAS MY BOMB” 44:35 Dylan: “Sumn bout this bike it’s (yeah) it’s grippy” Mark: “No it’s sumn bout yo teammates” 47:41 “Everybody be careful Leland is about to start hoein” 48:09 “F* that lil a$$ 💩 🥷🏿” 50:26 Mark: “Aye Ben” Ben: “Wassup?” Mark: “Wassup?” Desmond: “Um” Ben: “Wassup?” Mark: *no-nods* 51:06 “I expect fightin back there like every other time” 51:37 Dylan: “Thank you man” Mark: “Why is he sayin thank you? What happened that made that 🥷🏿 say thank you?” 54:40 “It don’t matter Ben been racin like trash anyway” 56:33 “Aye Ben man just-just keep ma- Mario kart out your mouth bro” 58:49 Mark: “Is Ben the new Des? Yes bro” Ben: “Is Ben a what?” Mark: “Yes don’t worry bro” (Am I what? x2) Yes YESSS yes 🥷🏿” Ben: “What? No what did he say though?” Mark: “Yes” Leland: “Nothin Ben nothin Ben” Ben: “Des? Hell nah” Mark: “Ben (what the f*?) I ain’t gon lie bro (what?) you been sorry by the second bro” Ben: “I’m not the new Des” Mark: “W-what are you?” Ben: “I’m not the new Des” 1:01:22 “No f* that. Dylan you threw a-you threw a boomerang back when you was in 4th. Why?” 1:02:08 “What’s goin on? Why is Leland racin?” 1:03:32 “Wow we’re really in this cuz Leland so-oHoHOhld” 1:03:56 “Des hit me wit a red and looked back to see if he hit me” 1:04:25 Mark: “BEN HE-“(what?) Ben: “What?” Mark: “I don’t know I just- I feel like…you-we need a third racer after racin that’s what I feel like” 1:04:47 *Des throws bomb at Mark* “That’s throwin 💩” 1:06:30 “I know you aint (f*) drop- I know you ain’t drop a bomb on me and go tell me ‘Oh now that’s how you drop 💩’ No that’s how you race then 🥷🏿” 1:09:30 Mark: “Aye Dylan I ain’t gon lie bro I ain’t gon use this bullet if you don’t use that star. So what you wanna do?” Dylan: “Hell nah use that b* what the f*?” Mark: “Ight” *uses bullet* 1:10:35 “A 🥷🏿 said ‘got a bullet and shot himself”(shut up) 1:12:29 “That was the most unfortunate 💩 I’ve ever seen bro” 1:12:37 “Dylan” *Dylan dies of laughter* 1:13:47 “I’m right here too. Uh I’m right here too lil 🥷🏿” 1:15:06 “That 🥷🏿 moved out the way like I was the ambulance” 1:17:43 “Aye hold on…YES..YES..YES..YES..YES” 1:18:43 Dylan: “I got gunned though bruh” Mark: “Na- ARE YOU LISTENIN? Not by me I had nun to do wit it” 1:19:00 Desmond: “Bro somebody’s choosin the same like…like random maps like-“ Mark: “We pressin random 🥷🏿 how we choosin?” 1:20:23 Mark: Lee-Dylan (ohhhh) Ight b*. Nah-nah it’s up (no no no no cap) I don’t give a f* no mo. No no (no cap) no no no no (no that wasn’t for-) no no (that was for the-) NOOO NOOO no” Dylan: “Des had- Des had a red shell. I didn’t want to hit him” Mark: “WHAT IS 🥷🏿S TALKIN BOUT? WE’RE ALL RIGHT THERE” 1:21:58 Dylan: “Bro you understand what I’m sayin bro for real” Mark: “I really don’t like I’m not even playin” Dylan: “You do” Mark: “🥷🏿 NO” 1:23:41 “My mind is on revenge I feel like I just wanna..drag that orange 🥷🏿 bro” 1:23:57 Desmond: “‘Tied with Des is wild’ yall b- aye yall gon get nothin sleepin on me chat” Mark: “B- ain’t nobody worried bout you bruh I ain’t gon lie to you” 1:26:16 “cAnT bElIeVe It” 1:28:38 “BEN CAN YOU GET ANYTHING BUT 5TH?” 1:31:09 “I ain’t heard Leland say nun since the game stopped” 1:33:56 “But-mi-my- 🥷🏿s get in this b* quiet as fu-it’s like not-you can hear a f*in rat runnin through this ho”

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MARIO KART RANKINGS 1. Mark - Most consistent at winning sets and is overall the best 2. Dylan - Recently has been able to win sets or at least be close to winning and has shown to be able to compete with mark 3. Desmond - isn’t as good as Mark or Dylan but isn’t as bad as Benjamin or Leland, he’s just average and occasionally grabs a set but he has slowly gotten better 4. Benjamin - Was arguably the best RDC Mario Kart racer in 2023 but ever since this new year Benjamin has gotten significantly worse, has been having trouble winning sets, has had major trouble getting 1st places, and has overall been very inconsistent 5. Leland - Leland has consistently been sorry at this game since late 2023 till now. He’s consistently getting 4th & 5th places and is shown not to be able to compete with Mark, Dylan, or even Desmond and when he does compete with them it’s a rare occurrence. The only person that he can compete with is Benjamin and he’s sorry as well

5:28 “let BEN get that one” had me rolling😭

11:46 “It’s the Crunchyroll map” 😂😂

Please don’t let this be last Mario kart,this shit funny asf when I’m high

Dyl has to be doing some joker level shit , whenever he wins a day there's always a long ass yapping session and everyone gets shit on🤣🤣🤣

Leland assassinating Dylan the same map Dylan assassinated him last time is 10/10 plot

Its truly a Dylan victory when they argue after he wins lol

If having competitive racing is the goal, they really need to drop back to 150cc for one of these

Please don’t stop uploading Mario kart videos, these are funny asf I swear 😭😭

Though he's not the oldest of his siblings, Mark is just like me when it comes to the next generation. All of my siblings but one and myself don't have any kids of our own, so our nieces and nephews are all we got in terms of trying to give the little ones better than we had. Before I and my parents leave this world (and I'm gonna have to force my mother to deal with my father) the lot of us are gonna go somewhere very expensive and I'm gonna foot the bill for everything. Just because I want to show the kids that even if we're poor, hard work pays off, and to pay it forward. I've told no one of this plan but everyone reading the comments for this vid, but it is my lifetime goal, second only to moving out of country to a country where the conversion rate is higher

BIG DYL NAH IT'S RACING DYL NOW 🧒🏽🏎️

I pray Big Dyl is on the come up again… we gotta put that cheating era behind us

I remember last year someone commented there’s always a discussion after Dylan wins. That shit is so true💀🤣🤣

Everyone else: I'm here to win" Leland: "Its just racing"

Mark fucked up at the end bruh, with 3 red shells you gotta sacrifice yourself and slow down to make sure Dyl gets last. Unfortunately people not gonna see that

1:16:26 TIP: After hitting the Ramp, PULL UP to fly over the rock surface that slows you down. Best applies in 200CC.

1:12:37 That's that laugh when you KNOW you did some stupid shi ☠

Mark gets heated when Dylan wins cause he knows Dylan the only real competition, same way Dylan will target Mark since he knows he the only one that would compete with him

37:17 Lee said it’s just basketball 😂😂

This is generational comedy. The amount of in-jokes, without being a minstrel show or selling blackness to other cultures while being authentic and hilarious…RDC truly is special.

The dyl fell off critics been real quiet lately

“He got a bullet and shot himself”

Ben gotta change his kart or something. I ain’t seen that man win a day in so fucking long

“I understand” - Meland Mickey Manigo truly knows he’s fallen off in Mario Kart and is the sorriest racer in RDC now. His fall off will be my thesis for my PhD defense 54:38

13:25 - That boy hit that cinematic fall and clutched up last second. 29:17 - I ain't gonna lie them boys wanted that #1 spot.

Mark and Dyl podcast hour

Dyl was holding on to those 1st’s like he… GRIPPY

From an entertainment standpoint, I totally agree with why Mark doesn't want to play Mario Kart anymore. Above everything they're supposed to be entertaining their viewers. What sets RDC apart from other streamers is other streamers just rely on being good at a game to entertain viewers, but RDC is actually genuine comedy. They call each other out and get heated at each other but it's just part of the entertainment. If half of the team is going silent and not talking, then they're not entertaining anyone. And if it's only happening on that specific game, I can understand why Mark wouldn't want to play it anymore. They're supposed to be having fun. No one should be so laser-focused that they forget they're on stream.

The TWISTS & TURNS (literally & figuratively)!!! 👀🍿🍿🍿😅😂🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂Jay legit was hitting every wall for the last 2 sets. And every time he sniffed 1st place, he didn't even hold on to his defense

Anyone that plays this game knew Dyl would get his spot back eventually. He was using auto acceleration. It's really not that big of a deal. Just had to get use to holding the button manually. It ain't rocket science

18:29 them boys transforming at the same time lookin like op anime characters entering the battlefield

Leland and Ben got to improve they’ve been stuck at the same skill lvl since. Des had a little improvement but hasn’t gotten far tho. Only mark and dyl have been racing, I don’t even be surprised anymore at which wins. Mark is right same routine Ben and Des just be talking then fumble when they start. I haven’t seen a Lee win in a min 😂 speaking as Lee fan

Ayy man them boys were not racing fr (Ben and Leland).

I gotta join the Dylan Glazer squad at this point

if you don’t understand why mark hates playing mario kart, read the comments😂. So many people putting dylan over mark after just 2 DAYS when mark literally won 4 outta the last 5 days

Mark saying it’s Ben fault when he’s right next to Dylan

Yo, this is y'all's best game, don't stop playing it.

Maaaan the way Ben & Lee was 4th n 5th this whole game had me in tears 😂😂😂

44:19 "the cousins just here to have fun"🤣🤣

Mark needs some more accountability cuz he was not racing at some points although other RDC members need to get their energy game up during the game because they’re influencers.

Ben and Leland aren’t the type to talk trash on stream like that tho especially if they losing that’s just the type of people they are. Mark and Des really the only people that will talk their shit and still be last 😭

Mario is literally the best game yall play, stop tryna take it out the rotation Mark

5:36 mark was quick with it🤣🤣 Dylan dodged a jumping with his answer first

That long ass outro lmaooo Mark was tightttt

11:00 It's Grippyyy!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ben is the new Desmond

Imagine leland when he was winning gangbeast everytime was like "naw i don't wanna play no more yall too weak" that's what mark does wit Mario kart, he just know eventually he will lose that number 1 spot if they play enough

Please keep playing this, it’s really fun to watch!

They start crying everytime Dyl win. That all by itself makes me love watching them play Mario Kart😂

Lee truly don't care about Mario Kart anymore lol and I don't think he has for a while now lol

Y’all boys gotta keep Mario Kart in the rotation this S class content! Y’all should just switch who on the cam so we can see more perspectives.

ben was finna throw it forward from the back of the cart but mark hit the shell as it was goin around to the front😂

I like Lee with the comedy I don’t like Lee when he act tough

Mark do got a point tho.. everyone be talking CRAZY prior but when it comes to racing, they lose that energy when they not competing.. then Make starts to feel like why we even playing this how then???

This can't be the last one this some of y'all best content

I think mark is just getting tired of being expected to accept when someone else is at the top meanwhile when hes at the top its a debate that gets so heated it has to be settled by the internet. Especially when their trying to get new games in the rotation as it is, i dont think hes gatekeeping, its just annoying as hell to hear people talk so much shit but when its time to perform its all bark no bite.

Nah 2 bullets in the final lap and still getting last is crazy 😭

30:55 idk y but I couldn't stop laughing when Mark bullied Des like that 😂😂😂

Bro the how’d he get so much hang time has me dead 😂😂😂😂

2:17 When Mark proved he was the boogeyman

Ben "I'll get em next time" Skinner strikes again

Shout out my goat. He went from compromised to redemption

Mark doesn't start acting like this until he starts driving terrible 😂

1:15:29 " ben you a op, you a snake"- mark 2024

1:32:58 you know it hurts when mark is being humble. Dylan went from trash, to mob boss, to the racer, to the exposed, to the returned 💯💯💯

YUH ALLAT BEN WAS TALKIN WHERE YOU WAS AT😂

Watched the very first race and Mark came in first while not even driving good. These other guys just may not be good 😂

Ben and Lee just on cruise enjoying the scenery

“You get me” -Dyl. Lmao!!!

Dylan's best comeback

Note to self never fucking bet on ben

Dylan haters punching the air right now 😭

Mario Kart gonna tear is the group apart

49:44 the way that dono got Mark's attention then he just stares in disbelief got me cryin 😂😂😂

Man I be watching all the old joints still 😂😂😂😂😂

Dylan singing grippy is hilarious 😂😂😂

They gotta play that game where they hide in the house as a spider again

23:50 Leland: “I ain’t worrying about it.” Leland: 23:52

Low key Chris he probably knew it was you and wasn’t trying to pay for real

Ayo Dyl, let the CASH LORD know that (MORBID:The Lords of Ire) threatens thy Lord

15 mins in and this episode is already a hit 😂

Another Dyl win meltdown at the end 😂

There’s this Mario Kart KZfaqr named “Short Cat” the whole RCD just need to watch his videos. At this point it’s looking bad you have Dylan locked in

Don’t matter what place he in Mark is getting mushrooms no matter what. Mushroom man