It's interesting how Narrator magically got cured and brought back to life after talking about mud. Just goes to show how mud is the solution for everything (like off-brand duct tape).

5:19 "No one Ruins Minecraft but us" Well said, Mojang, well said

You cannot convince me that the story bits of this episode aren't an allegory for the Chat Report system coming to Java Edition. Johnathan as Microsoft/Mojang, Mobbo as the Chat Report system, the villagers as well as the Narrator and Marilla as the Minecraft Community. It all feels like there are people within Mojang trying to subtly tell people their stance on the Chat Report system without directly stating it so that they don't get fired.

I cant believe how incredible this analogy is. Coming from Minecraft's official channel, it's their cry for help. "Noone ruins Minecraft but us!"

The future of Minecraft: everything has a weird purple glow that makes it impossible to see.

i have a feeling that the minecraft marketing team has its own lore but i know i will never understand it.

Marilla: No one ruins Minecraft but us! Microsoft Chat Report System: *I'm about to end this game's whole lifespan*

if you look at the subtitles it says "Laughs in American" at 1:02 Microsoft is a USA-based company, while Mojang was Swedish. I think you guys are right about the secret message.

The whole "This'll ruin Minecraft forever" line certainly got people talking. About Minecraft's self awareness towards recent censorship efforts, Marketplace scandals/legal issues, lack of bug fixes, etc, etc. I'm here to say Marilla should be added to the game as a secret Mob/Boss.

Mojang is so self aware while not being self aware at all

It’s quite comforting to know that Mojang is aware of the drawbacks of the awful chat reporting system. It’s clear that it’s a Microsoft forced feature. As much as I think we all wish the chat reporting would be removed or at the very least be changed I have much doubt that it actually will, considering that the feature is forced in by Microsoft, but you never know, they might just surprise us.

I have a feeling that mojang was trying to say in this videa as a secret message Microsoft want to add the ban feature to the game for a desperate attempt to boost sales and the villagers are stock holders and Mojang did not want this to be in the game and were trying to get this out of there game this explains everything

Marilla and Narrator are truly one of the duos in Minecraft history

This feels.. like an analogy to the Chat Reporting feature. "AND we never got to tell you that they're putting Mobbo [read - chat moderation] in Minecraft as a desperate attempt to boost sales, probably ruining the game forever." - The fact that the chat reporting feels incredibly sudden and desperate, as well as a horrible feature that will, indeed, ruin the game for a lot of people. "I warned everyone about this two years ago!" - Migration was announced in October of 2020, around 2 years ago. Many people were skeptical of Mojang/M$'s intentions, but were shut down by most people. Boy, if only we had listened.

EVERYONE: Stop blaming Mojang for the chat reporting feature, it is Microsoft making the decisions for them This episode was like a cry for help from Mojang, they don't want the chat reporting either, but Microsoft does. They're using Mobbo as an analogy for chat reporting. DO NOT BLAME MOJANG, THEY DON'T WANT THIS EITHER

For anyone wondering: The epic music used in the end is: Night Stalker - by Wave Saver

There's a reason this is so self aware guys. The chat reporting is not Mojang's doing, it's Microsoft's, however creative projects such as this are all Mojang. They want this even less than us but they have no power over it because of Microsoft owning them.

Narrator: “We need to warn everyone of the impending doom!” Marilla: “Let’s talk about mud.”

Don't you see it? Mojang tries to tell us something! Jonathan is Microsoft. Mobbo is the reporting system. M.A.R.R.I.L.L.A and Narrator they are Mojang workers. That's why Jonathan has so much power! Because it doesn't matter if you're a Mojang worker, the one in control is Microsoft. 5:44 He said he warned them about this TWO YEARS AGO, and what happened two years ago? Migrating from mojang accounts to MICROSOFT accounts. Coincidence? I DO NOT THINK SO!!!

Ok mojang is definitely crying out for help here.

This whole video feels like it's insinuating on current events:Jonathan is Microsoft and Mobbo is the reporting system.

This whole episode is an allegory to current events. The fact that Jonathan already sent Mobbo through the Minecraft adding machine means Mobbo is in the snapshots/pre-releases. Jonathan is Microsoft, Mobbo is the Chat Reporting System, and Narrator and M.A.R.I.L.L.A. are /r/MinecraftMemes members.

"I warned everyone about this two years ago!" Yep. This is a cry for help.

It seems like Mojang is trying to tell us about how the chat reporting system will ruin Minecraft without directly telling us that it will. This is an allegory.

“No one ruins Minecraft but us!” *Microsoft has entered the chat*

Actually sad to see this series go, it was comedic and interesting at the same time. Godspeed Marilla

"No one Ruins Minecraft but us" "BUT US" are you guys gonna do it yourself?

Everyone's talking about how Mobbo is chat reporting but nobody's talking about Narrator's marriage.

Unless I’m mistaken, it seems like they’re using Mobbo as a metaphor for chat reporting, and that evil guy is a metaphor for Microsoft

The "evil new feature that will change minecraft forever" in the beginning is just the Java chat report system. Someone needs to make an edit of that

This video tells me there is 100% going to be an end updateto the game. First of all, at the beginning, when Jonathan shows something to the villagers, the screen turns purple, and as we know, purple represents the end. I might be wrong about this second clue, but when Jonathan is about to laugh, he stands taller. We can see this because he shadow gets taller, but his shadow getting taller kinda represents an enderman. Third, at the end poster, the text saying "Around the Minecraft world in 80 biomes" is the colour purple, again representing the end, and also it says 80 biomes. But the game only has 61 biomes. I know bedrock has 84 but lets focus on java. Then, the light shining on the Narrator and Marilla looks like endstone. Finally in the background, we can see Jonathan. But he is a lot darker then usual, which makes his skin look black, and his eyes are purple. And endermen, their skin is black and their eyes are purple. So this represents endermen. And every fact I said represents the end. So there MUST be an end update. And I just realised this comment is EXTREMELY long lol

My Prediction/s and Rallying Cry for the removal of the Chat Reporting System This is EXACTLY what I predicted. I believe Mojang was trying to fight back, they genuinely did not want Mobbo (The chat reporting Feature) implemented to the game, since they are well aware that it’s going to be at the detriment of the game. But Microsoft either forced them to do it, or since Mojang is too distracted with the development of Minecraft Legends (MC new strategy game), Microsoft did it themselves, this can explain the numerous bugs and glitches with the system, since MS might have not been the best when it comes to programming for GAMES unlike Mojang. The Final Secrets of Minecraft video, can be considered as Mojang almost calling 911 to us, begging for help from their evil leviathan (Microsoft). I predicted this from the start, form when I first heard the news about the Reporting System. Since I always was a Microsoft hater, I was always looking for signs they were dojng someting fishy, and they were, but I just can’t blame Mojang for it. Remember, Microsoft own the ENTIRETY of Mojang Studios, NOT just Minecraft. But knowing that it was Microsoft behind this whole mess means that it’s highly unlikely that they will ever change. I mean, look at Bedrock Editon, Microsoft practically made it more like Fortnite with a touch of Minecraft branding on it. And soon, they will do it again, with Java, and in the future, they will eventually brute force Mojang to somehow merge both editions to absolutely maximize revenue and profit. Microsoft only cares about the money, its just money, and nothing else. Unless we do something radical, Microsoft won’t care about the community, and never will. They will not change until we, as a community, don’t just do armchair activism , but force Microsoft to bend to us, for our demands to be heard and enacted immediately. What do we want? COMPLETE REMOVAL OF THE CHAT REPORTING SYSTEM.

Did anyone notice in the end where the poster says: “Around The Minecraft World in 80 biomes!” There are only 61 biomes in the game, thats 19 missing biomes!

Can I have your jobs? I know a few facts.

Great job Microsoft! You're killing the game! You did exactly what you said you would. This "Mobbo" is Chat Reporting. Great job! Now we'll never have fun with our friends in the game again! Wonderful idea!

"Yep, this series is a non stop thrill ride right to the end!" Feel like: Yep End update ! to me

This video feels like a cry for help from the developers despite Microsoft's forced censorship plans

if you turn on subtitles at 1:01 the captions read “laughs in American” i may be reading too deep into this but doesnt that sound a bit like hes the representation of capitalism? In America often companies compromise their artistic integrity by selling out to basically anyone in order to make more money. Johnathan is the narrators ex meaning while mojang once was onboard with this idea of capitalism they since have “divorced” it. Now capitalism or Microsoft is saying that hes not done with them yet. Could this be in reference to the bedrock editions micro transactions? Maybe mojang agreed with Microsoft on micro transactions and so Microsoft got a little too comfortable and now they’re pushing on more things that mojang never expected from their initial deal. with little details like this im suprised this video was even uploaded if it wasnt a direct analogy for this current situation. Someone reviewed this video before it was posted and tens of others would have had to work on it. Likely one of them had to have realized how anti-Microsoft it could be interpreted as why would they post it? And even if mojang denies this claims how can we know its not just Microsoft pulling the strings?

"No one Ruins Minecraft but us" NO ONE Rodger Baderman:

A theory I have. Marilla and The Narrator represent Mojang, Jonathan Minecraft represents Microsoft, and Mobbo represents the Chat Reporting System (Or possibly something far, far worse than that).

“No one ruins Minecraft but us!” Microsoft: allow us to introduce ourselves

I have said it before at the end of the "Top 10 things in Minecraft" series, and I will say it again: Marilla is the best character ever created by Mojang and I will miss her sarcastic jokes dearly. This series did her justice, and while the chance is slim she will return again, I hope the ending might be more serious than we think. And fiiiinne.. I guess the Narrator can be there too. He's suffered enough to earn his right.

These guys' banter is phenomenal please bring them back for more videos!

if you replace 'Mobbo' to 'Chat reporting system' in 5:06, it does make sense. "And we never got to tell you that theyre putting *CHAT REPORTING SYSTEM* in Minecraft in a desperate attempt to boost sales, probably ruining the game forever. does any body else think 'they' means Microsoft? or is mojang crying out for help!??

I just love how even Mojang is making fun of Microsoft for implementing the chat report system

This series was absolutely fantastic and I’m pretty sad that it’s ending, but I’ll never get the image of the Warden dancing out of my head.

Add Marrila and/or Narrator to Minecraft as an Easter egg, please. I know this probably won't be read by anyone who can do anything about it but I thought I'd just make a suggestion.

Can't believe Mojang Studios made an entire series to announce a book. Epic.

I hope we can see something like this in the future! I’ve loved this series!

The "Evil new feature" is definitely the chat report system

i have a feeling that mobbo might be an allegory for something MUCH worse than the chat system, I'd be happy to be wrong though

this video is actually horrifying. This is like a fight between narrator and microsoft. It also feels like a silencing of Mojang with the mutiple times narrator got interupted and the fact that the show is canceled.

Anyone thought throughout this video that Mobbo is represented as a chat reporting feature? It was "teased" 2 years ago (because of a migration to Microsoft accounts we could think about that) and almost fully added to Minecraft now...

The future of Minecraft: everyone is banned and plays only in solo worlds.

No one can tell you what you can or cannot do, with no rules to follow, this adventure it's up to you. -Mojang

Johnathon's inclusion feels very similar to the yellow guy's dad in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. I've seen a lot of people comparing him to Microsoft, with Mobbo being the chat report system and the Narrator and MARILLA being Mojang. I just find it funny how similar those story bits are.

Its weird to me that the Minecraft team creates amazing concepts and then doesn't add them for various reasons instead of implementing them and seeing how players react. The mud idea alone sounds great cause the game doesn't really have many environmental hazards and this would be a nice one in the over world

Jonathon is quite clearly a metaphor for microsoft

They will probably reveal what happens to them in Minecraft live when they reveal the next update, and also maybe a connection with the end update evidence. And also there is not 80 biomes.

"noone ruins minecraft but us!" - this quote will last forever

I absolutely love this series, it's sad it's coming to an end.

6:27 We need this as a book!

I love how in the captions during his evil laugh it says [Laughs in American]

This is cool and all but it doesn’t matter if no one plays 1.19 because of the ban system *if Microsoft is holding you hostage Mojang, Blink Twice. If mobbo was an representation for the ban system all along blink 3 times*

The narrator and marrila is trying to say that Jonathan (Microsoft) evil plan is to add the chat report system (Mobbo) to the game. Example from what they had been saying all along and the representation about the mud thing

I'm gonna miss these two Maybe one of them could be put in the game, or even as an Easter egg

Great series! I'm sad to see it end(?) Hope to see more projects like this!

“Laughs in American” Oh thanks for clearing that up I thought he was laughing in Swedish

This series needs an episode on the secrets of the chat reporting “feature”

This is probably a cry from help

Imagine Jonatan Minecraft as Microsoft... the whole video will make sense to you that Mojang needs help... the report feature probably introduced Microsoft... and Mojang didnt know about it...

chat reporting aside, this series was a masterpiece

When mojang secretly and openly admits chat reporting is their (/microsoft's) villain plan but then proceeds to talk about mud

Mobbo is definitely being portrayed as the chat reporting feature

I would love to see weather changes in every biome kinda like the real world. If it's possible

Minecrafts HR team is actually on another level lol, these recent business decisions have been pretty scary for the future of the game but it's nice to see that Mojang is still in touch with it's fans

"Something that will ruin minecraft forever" *The chat report system*

Remove chat reporting

This gives me Minecraft old school machinima animation vibes, it's awesome

I love how this was just explaining how they made mud just be a normal block

I don't know who decided to say "we won't miss narrator" and "we already miss marila" But I would choose Narrator any day of the week, personally.

Just think of narrator and marilla as the devs at mojang, and mobbo as the chat report feature. Now what we know is that microsoft has put mobbo(chat reporting) in the game in a desperate act to boost sales. This is like mojang telling us that microsoft is in control.

Can't wait for " Around The Minecraft World In 80 Biomes " to come this year!

I feel like the intro's supposed to represent Microsoft forcing its regulations onto the game

0:36 So Jonathan was the evil mind behind the chat reporting system introduced into JAVA Minecraft. Such a villainous and nasty evil plan indeed.

I love this series so much

YOOOOOOO THAT STORYLINE IS AMAZING!

It's sad to see these two go, but I have a feeling they'll come back, be it a cameo or a whole new series all together, I have hope

I would miss this great series. I gonna say, Mojang can be the most inviting game developing company I never met. Thanks for these series. I hope more just like this.

*Theory:* The next update will be _"End Update"_ the purple glow, maybe signifies the purple color of the end dimension

In the around the Minecraft world in 80 biomes teaser, mobbo is shown with purple eyes. And is also shown growing taller in the video. Mobbo is a new boss coming to the end. He is a relative of the enderman. And lives in the end monument.

It’s sad to see this come to an end! I will miss it!

5:56 to be honest, seeing a minecraft refrence in ms solitaire collection would be pretty cool

What do we say if Elon musk buys Microsoft or mojang 😂

This gave me minecraft story mode vibes

Come on I love watching these two talk about Minecraft. Please don't take them away. It is a fun and wonderful way to communicate with the player base.

Quite bold of them to joke about ruining Minecraft, when they are precisely about to do it

They should end this series by adding Mobbo, but letting us customize it to any or all player skins with a tag. Boom, player models in MC for mapmaking at last!

If I had 2 billion and a studio, I would make a deal with Microsoft to buy Minecraft back and put the game back in the rightful hands.

I wonder if they realised that the "evil new feature" comes off as chat reporting...? like it almost seems intentional idk how they could miss that