Wow wow wow

If the toilet's a Jacuzzi.

Lmao

Thaaaat's a good point!

I disagree, moving my toilet to a table would be inconvenient

This about to be the top post so might as well be the first to reply instead

Stop farming

good j o k e.

Very Original

Funnnnny joke

a bar of soap, a teethbrush and a razor

Clippers too

I gave up on keeping anything of my own in the bathroom. Her stuff smells better anyways, my skin is positively glowing

Yup

I just started using my wife's products... My hair smells super nice now.

and talking with another human

Ewww you're right it makes him totally realistic and thus all the more threatening

It does, it really does 🤯

@@orangeinkius7257 What do you mean? He always talks to different humans, like the producer guy and the director guy who are definitely different people.

I think it is real. Look at the rolls of green screen and blue screen paper on the wall behind him.

wow u watched the video

@@joaoandrade5301 I did, give me my likes

I remember seeing this Joke in a Comic where A female Robot was dating some Guy and she was saying “Infant are you Okay”. The guy says Why are you calling me that. And she said “Isn’t that the term Couples use for each other” the guy corrected her and said No the term is Baby not Infant.

@@DadsCigaretteRun i will my lord

The fact that the collab video on Julie's channel is about them having a baby makes it even more hilarious. 😂

LMAOOOOO

My brother came home and all her stuff was in the kitchen and his was sold, to buy a better blender. Two years later, he had to get all new stuff. So, you're not alone

Why throw it away

@@marthamryglod291 Did he at least get to keep the blender?

​@@clarkmulvey4876 nope

You know now that you mentioned it, I do see some resemblance! I think you might be onto something!

No, but I do think he's related to the Mermanstronaut.

@@coolnerdlll6053 maybe mermanstranaut is related to collabstronaut in turn being relayed to adstronaut, making up the big family tree!

Perhaps since they're both in space they could do a collab together.

@@RedChems that would be the most amazing thing ever!

You're so originals king I wonder how you thought of this joke never seen it anywhere before

@@takashimizutani1808 And I've never seen a reply like yours before! So original!

(cough) drag is cheaper (cough)

Or maybe she's just a glitch in his matrix.

He has time machine. He can go into a universe full of Ryans.

It makes sense, she already has a mirror version of herself, she seems to have an above-average grasp on alternate universes!

Must be a Ryan variant

must have met at that place you can go to drink poison.

Except famous people, and then MatPat, British People and Murph from the Pitch meetings.

@@woerkntwerk5245 It's interesting. He didn't have any chemistry/connection/timing whatever you want to call it with them either. Ryan truly is best by himself.

😂

That could literally be any of them. Pretty sure we just sell women the same product 57 times, and then raise the price Because it's pink.

@@tyrant-den884 Hence the phrase "Shrink it and pink it." (and double the price.)

lol

Because they know themselves better than each other

No, I noticed this too. I can't pick up on why my brain is doing it though. Maybe seeing them play different characters just feels normal? This felt odd though.

I just people don't start shipping them Julie is married for crying out loud

I'm pretty sure it's just because they're not filming it together

Ah! I was going to say the same thing. They're a cute couple but you can tell there's no chemistry.

A lot of the things we do are incredibly stupid and either trick ourselves into thinking otherwise or just never bother thinking about it at all.

Yeah, for him it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

You might like the Strange Planet comics by Nathan Pyle

Being stupid is super easy, barely an inconvenience. So that's a thing which I think a lot of people would be into.

Yeah yeah yeah!!!

Now we just need to see them start dating and become bf and gf

or expand with something like "The first person to be a third wheel" or something.

I love seeing a channel i love comment on another channel I love. Love ya Clint! Love ya Jules! Love ya Ryan! Moving in together is barely an inconvenience

This comment is mine now I decided

Hope I don't get caught and put into a room

@@robat774 ive decided that you have decided to decide on it. It is me along

I'm going to start putting I've decided at the end of my sentences when I talk to people in real life I've decided.

Just like a real marriage!

Thats literally exactly how it happens, but much slower

A man only believes moving in together is a good idea once in his life. Once he's done it, he knows it's not what it's cracked up to be. This is also the same for "falling in love", "seeing his girl poop", "marriage", "kids", "getting real wasted on tequila", "sex tour through Haiti". Of the things on that list I've done, I only did them once -- and some of them not even to completion because the horror was too much.

@@michaeldavid6832 Cool, thanks Hateful Bitter Dad character for the input. Sorry your life turned out like shit

@@michaeldavid6832 Oh you're preaching to the choir, except I'm not stupid enough to fall for it in the first place. I will be single until the day I die.

That isn't that off for me in my late twenties either.

@@richardadamson1438 i mean I’ve been saying that as a kid. I wanted to stay home but noooo i gotta go school, go to the store, go to church, if you’re parents go out state you gotta go with them.

I've been thinking the same since I was like 27

It's so much cooler being uncool.

And my 50s

Collaborating? With whom? It's the same person

Seems they are also the first couple trying to figure out the order of these things lol

Personally wasn't a fan of those two videos. Main reason I think was that they were both on screen together meaning the rapid cuts that highlights their popular style was missing. This video was much better in the editing and humor.

That's why married people are richer than unmarried people

Sounds like you are ready for kids.

@@tyrant-den884 or ready to vacation and enjoy having money with some level of actual independence. Why does everyone feel the need to push this idea that stability = baby time?

@@heckingbamboozled8097 Would you rather people recommend having babies when they are struggling to make ends meet? It's a logical suggestion and no one is "pushing" the idea.

​@@heckingbamboozled8097thats rhe only reason u are alive karen and u are right u never have kids dont need people close to u even and without reproduction we wouldn't exist and everyone would die millions of years of evolution just ended happy now karen?

Ya gotta pick your battles, and bathroom space isn’t one you can win or even break even.

Oh really?

Nobody cares about your wife dude. Shut up.

Get a shower gel instead. Hide it somewhere in between her hair stuff and other hair stuff. She wouldn't be able to tell

They got soap now, it's on a rope. The rope is, like, built in. Or fused. Maybe glued? Or, since we're looking at perspective here, maybe it's a a rope with soap on the end. It's not so great at rope stuff. But it can still do ALL the soap stuff. (Some of them better than soap alone. Cuz you can pull, slowly, on the rope...) Anyhoo, ya get one o' them soaps. And you just tie the rope in the bathroom somewhere. Shower rod. Loofah. It's like you've got an anti-gravity soap. And you need zero counter space. So you get to live.

Yeah, that really helps with... ehmm... wait, what would that help with, exactly?

@@92brunod the feeling of invading into another person's life. If it's a new zone for both of you, no habits to get hurt about and everything is a fun compromise rather than a stressful one. At least for the first few years

Or, hear me out, they could just not.

@@prmetim3z522 All habits will still be there, same with all previous possessions and everything else. You'd also still be "invading" the other person's LIFE. It literally changes nothing of what is joked about in the video. It would actually make it more stressful because now BOTH of them have to move AND you have to find an apartment they BOTH like. Moving and apartment hunting is so fun and not stressful at all, right?

That sounds nice... if you got the money.

Or he has really good makeup and a wig

Or it could be that they are in totally different locations and the footage is just edited together 😊

@@RozasCooking I wondered; but in the Julie video (first to have a baby) Ryan is clearly seated on the bed that we frequently see in Julie's videos.

Maybe they're really good at not laughing at their own jokes. That kind of comedian ruins comedy for me. Deadpan all the way.

@@rickstaism ...I think this is more of a you issue, rather than the comedian issue. I admit deadpan humor isn't for everyone but I wouldn't say it's the comedian's fault.

@@milpy1257 Not necessarily deadpan then but I find comedians who are always laughing at their own jokes to be about as painful to watch as sitcoms with canned laughter because the producer can't trust the audience to find what's funny on their own.

How hot we talking just like a standard warm day or more of a center of the sun

@@TheScarletSlayer very warm I decided

I'm not sure she ever left.

"That would give me an excuse to see the attractive person who lives there 😃"

Three people to pay rent.

No, this is the classic Hollywood for you. Release a movie, followed by an underwhelming sequel with no place to go forward. Then, make a prequel, for the final cash grab. And call it "a trilogy, as it was planned to begin with".

Person who invented Soap Opera.

Different Ryans trying to get the same girl.

@@LXW-Arts Oh damn... You're right, we have no way of telling which Ryan this is... It might be a different one each time!!!

Pretty much describes most relationships in 2022 don't it?

I know right

Sorry u were late

@@somerandolad can u recomend some channel like him?

Underrated comment lmao

Wow wow wow, wow.

Almost like they practiced for it! lol

He is clearly the one who wrote this dialogue. She could have been replaced by pretty much anyone.

@@billbauer9795 Because it's his channel. She wrote the video that they did on her channel. Shut up,and stop complaining.

Yea, it's called a script.

The only person I think they'd play off better with would be themselves.

Different locations? They clearly stated they are in the same place, and intend to poop into the same toilet, yet at different time.

What's funny is that this was clearly filmed in Julie's apartment where she films most of her own sketches. And in this sketch it's pretending to be Ryan's apartment and, I want to guess that Ryan's actual apartment is actually three buses away. I would not put that kind of detail past these two.

Wait. Really?

@@jaustill237 Yes, and ryan nailed the female role. (Nailing the female role is TIGHT)

It's an editing technique known as a split edit, or more specifically a J-cut or L-cut based on the direction of overlap. One of several methods to make different videos look connected and which Ryan and Julie are both really good at.

Thus comment deservers more likes

Yeah but that pales to “you’ll get on my health insurance”

You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!

Save on car insurance and cell phones plans too

The most "romantic" thing a man can do for a girl is open his wallet to her.😂

Hair extensions very attractive!

Yeah, and you think he has a voice coach? That pitch can't be easy for Ryan th achieve.

@@emordnilap4747 no actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

ryan george trans arc

@@LydiaMoMydia Drag queen*

It's a collab. It was Julie playing both characters, but posted on Ryan's channel

@@toddmacadam3888 woosh

@@JachAnen lol, no moron, the /whoosh is you. Let me explain it real slow for you: 1. Doctor Nemmo joked that Ryan was playing both characters 2. I said he was mistaken, and joked that Julie was playing both characters Doctor Nemmo's joke didn't go over my head, but mine clearly went over yours

@@toddmacadam3888 She does do an amazing Ryan.

Wow, wow, wow. Wow.

You probably didn't even notice that they were both the same person this time

Dreamteam! Geolke ftw!

Almost as good as the chemistry between Ryan and Ryan.

@@sephandremanticore5438 naturally another individual, a not-Ryan, in the Ryanverse is an aberration and must be removed immediately lest the fibre of matter fall apart, but I’m enjoying the chemistry with the not-Ryan in the meantime.

If he's in, I'm in.

@@karol8525 you son of a gun, if you’re in, I’m in

@@karol8525 if he is in i am out

@@mertarican5456 oh well if he’s out I’m in.

@@zachmhuber in that case I’m out

Having less room to sleep at night is tight!

You mean....never again FOR THE 7TH TIME 🤣🤣🤣

@@o.c.g.m9426 you're probably right. my track record indicates that I'm a sucker...

Maybe the takeaway is that you have some self reflection to do 😅

Every time I have a girl over in my flat, I find hair everywhere. How can they loose so much? She: I bought strawberries! Me: Nice, but will you eat them before they get mouldy? She: Yes, of course Me, two days later:

@@Incoming1983 you loose just as much but her are longer

I don't know dude, those change of address forms *are* pretty hot.

I got the impression that what she was suggesting was a threesome.

Ryan: “You know, we don’t know the gender of the person living at your old place; it could be another woman.” Julie: “I’m willing to take that chance.” Ryan: “Wow wow wow…”

Yeah, finally some polyamorous representation!

Well, Ryan has plenty of friends he could bring along. And of course there's Mrs Producer Guy.

Looks like it is going towards a threesome with a person that looks exactly like one of them.

most relationships would double in longevity if the couple stayed in 2 different places

@@last7509 And sleep in 2 different rooms.

You're going to hate the end, they get divorced.

@@mariofatovic6521 that's weird because they got married then they divorced and now they are together again living in the same place did I lose something?

You can easily get roommates though…

I'd still rather have my own space.

@@Kevin-kr7od So instead of living with your partner, you'd prefer living with some random person? (who also might be terrible to live with)

Two can live as cheaply as one, as long as one of them isn't my wife.

@@grim_2000 if you want to live with your partner you can actually show commitment and marry them

Good one.👍🏻 Although, they’ve done other videos together before.

That new wig he got really seals the deal, I decided.

She's in most of his videos.

Yeah, but he leaves all those little beard hairs in the sink and it's gross

Shows how shaving off the facial hair can transform someone from cute....to gorgeous!

Have You Seen Her Channel? She talks to herself in all her videos just like Ryan does. It was inevitable that they would collaborate! The first married/first divorced videos were awesome. Now here they are again!

Well did it?

@@syressx9098 right???

I think he's dead now! 😂

I sent it to my boyfriend. We decided to move in together very recently.

@@BiscuitsInSeptember Because of that video you showed him?

whoohoo!

SAME HERE!

I love the "Naming" ones the most

@@Demon_Cleaner That's a close third

@@julienolke I'd like you to know that KZfaq translated your "whoohoo!" to "English" by changing it to "Whoo-yeah!"

More like associates than partners? Contractors...?

There you have the difference between the two: Ryan talks with a face that gives away the sarcasm while Julie is completely serious in her utterings.

Being honest works

@@LXW-Arts Only in the Ryanverse

But nowadays it feels like we need 4ppl to pay rent

Stop voting with your emotions and use your brain, maybe you can change that.

@@KamikazeCommie501 Are there any political parties in any country that actually take action on building houses? I've seen no proof of that.

BRUH

is this a Johnny Depp reference ?

@@Horopter Captain. -Yet another reference I know you got!

Let it be gossipped: Ryan and Julie were First Couple to Cast a Different Light. (Or whatever.)

Whouldn’t that be hard to do?

@@ubbeus super easy,barely an inconvenience

But don't change the voice, just keep that deadpan standard voice delivery.

I want this to be a collab where Julie is the guy in charge, and you can tell because she's got the mustache this time.

@@prettyevil6662000 J: why hello there wife. I'm your husband, and you can tell because I have a commanding mustache. R: of course, and I'm your wife, you know, because of the hair and this dress I have on.

@@prettyevil6662000 That's just ridiculous! and it made me giggle-snort. :P it's hard not to like an idea that makes you giggle-snort.

Yes I would really enjoy that. No one can quite deliver his writing the way he does it.

If you watch the sink, you can see it reflecting a bit of his movement. So it's not a photo, it's a real sink and probably an entire real apartment.

Ryan only exists in KZfaq...

Okay, so clearly, he's trying to con her into moving in. Just you wait until she figures out that his _real_ apartment only has enough space for *fifty* of her fifty-seven products. She looks like somebody who works out so much, she can kick like a mule.

What makes everyone think Ryan's not really there? Just because he green screens most of his vids doesn't mean he automatically does that for everything.

@@MaxLennon The first millisecond i thought "aha green screen", but I was wrong. The sink shows reflections when he moves his left arm. So if that that's his actual apartment, somebody needs to have quiet word to him about his choice of artwork.

Like you spread these videos on toast?

I have been sleeping on the couch for years, by choice. We are still together 20 years later.

I move around to much in bed. Two queen size beds in a master bedroom should work.

The wife and I discovered years ago that the key is a king sized bed and separate blankets. There's so much room for the lack of activities!

Lol yeah. I'm the one who steals the blankets and I don't know how my boyfriend puts up with me

My fiancee and I cant sleep without cuddles tho.