Hellloooooo

Me me big boy

Hi hello, its me. Your fan

Owo

johnmovies me me big boy

Ryan George: I am the danger!

He is drunk, what he can do?

@@cristhianramirez6939 save the day

Make you drunk he does have berry liquid after all

@@ThePlumAbides and snap the bad guys neck

3:04 for anyone curious... i honestly missed that, and i love that you pointed it out xD

Oh my gosh I totally didn't notice that, that makes this sketch so much better 😂

Wow

OMG I'VE SEEN THIS 5 TIMES AND HAD NO CLUE! 😂

Honestly, if you haven’t stolen a traffic cone have you ever actually gotten drunk?

Makes sense 😂😂

Nice catch

So the sober guy is now somebody else ?

​@@visheshl 😵

Ryan's attention to details is amazing

True true, we don't know when the guy who invented sarcasm fits into the RGCU chronology

Sarcasm exists in Ryanverse since October 19th 2018. 😀

If he's in, I'm in.

Well if you in I’m out

...Then I’m out.

@@akshatchheda1102 if he's in I'm in

@@akshatchheda1102 you son of a gun

That’s good stuff!

And i can already see it in my mind. It's prefect. "Well that's, that's rather offensive!" "But he doesn't know anything, like the alphabet, or math, or anything at all, so I've got to make him smart and teach him stuff."

TeddyToons dude if this doesn’t become a video I’ll be sad if he doesn’t respond I will post this on other videos and try to get his attention you’ll get full credit

It’s 7 hours for me :(

I mean, if you really want to see kid Ryan from the Christmas episode, yeah sure.

I wish I had one

@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen why would you want an ex? lmfao

@@yonissaid4057 Mabey she's Cute

@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen but you wouldn’t be with them anymore if they’re your EX

@@drbright10 Not my problem

It’s like witchcraft voodoo. At first I used to skip them until I realized they’re like a whole different skit. Now I have to rewatch all the ads I missed 😂

Watching the whole video to support Ryan George is tight!

I appreciate it, but I still skip the ad. I'm not "not supporting" him by not watching it, I already watched the video and don't care about the ad, or any company that uses internet personalities to sell their product.

@@edgarspavlovics3540 I agree that skipping the ad(s) doesn't mean you're not supporting the content creator, but I disagree that ad companies shouldn't reach out to content creators to sell their product. Why shouldn't they? The Internet is the best way to sell a product these days and content creators can help with that. What makes them different from celebrities who get paid to promote a product? If anything, they're usually more credible as supporting a fraudulent or incompetent company is a quick way to receive backlash or even losing your audience entirely.

@@gaaraxnaru exactly. His credibility is on the line, so he has to be choosy about what he promotes. That's the best way to do it: if you really think the product does something well for you and could for others, that is the proper brand for you to recommend. It really feels like Ryan could get anyone to sponsor his video, but he genuinely tries to find products that can be useful. And if they're not to an individual viewer, it's still entertaining in it's irony. It's such a perfect design Not only does he have genuine thoughts to share about it, but he has a way of making the the solution the product brings to be just as obvious as a man saying "I don't think it would be ethical to sell POISON." He's paid attention to what he's showcasing, unlike some people who just make their face part of the brand. It feels way more real somehow, despite the unrealness of him being a literal astronaut floating around and trying to live his life in another dimension while watching Earth in complete solitude. I love the thought of the Adstronaut working on his laptop editing a video and setting up green screens in zero gravity

That's me asf lol

Ok I'm in...

Well if he’s in, I’m in

@@tehynprk ohh well if he's in I'm out.

@@the-outsider if you're out, I'm in

Nah, that's just alcohol in general.

That's me

Lol

The old I drink because I feel bad but drinking makes me feel bad so I can never stop drinking conondrum.

@@maydaverave try weed

Lol

Genius

Or like a 20min short film romcom

Míster Jägger, a spanish youtuber with a similar channel theme as Ryan, already made a movie where he is the entire cast, he even showed it in cinemas all over the country.

Big Ryan's house

Oh, I want to see that Pitch Meeting!!

More like: ''Nah for sure!''

How’d it go? It was super easy, barely an inconvenience. That doesn’t sound accurate- She didn’t answer. -oh, ok.

"So you accidentally sent her a dick pic?" "Yeah" "Whoops!" "WHOOPSIE!"

letting go of the past is TIGHT

"After awhile it will practically sell itself!"

Really how so?

eyeless Jamie Alchohal maybe your dad even drunk it

JoyfulJay please don’t he’s an actual alcoholic

eyeless Jamie oh I am so sorry I didn’t know

I have all my best conversations with myself. You don’t need people

I can relate, it sucks

Mood

Facts

Well it's never too late to start

Well if hes in, Im out

Well if I'm not in, I'm in

Well if he's in, he's in.

pretty sure natives already have their own alcoholic drinks

@@shimeji_e correct, but nothing as strong as whiskey. I think their alcohol was essentially wine.

@@maximusaralieous1728 lol. the only alcohol that i cant drink. wine = puke for me. whisky is way easier to digest

Seriously I want to know more about your comment. What did they think? I’m being serious I really want to know. I’m so curious!

"Act"? What do you mean "Act'/??! Ryan obviously got drunk for sure to make this video. /s

You dont know that he was acting

Nah baymax in big hero 6 was better

Jim from the office is similar 😂

dont assume he wasn't drunk

Probably just show his berries.

@@Merilirem underrated comment

🤣🤣 picturing him hitting on himself is disturbing.

"I like your eyes." "oh thank you" "do you like this new thing I'm doing?" "what new thing?" "I tell people that I like their eyes and they seem to like it" "you do what?"

the first organism to do that probably wasn't even a guy, probably some brainless invertebrate in the ocean.

WOOPSIES!

Ahh dang it!

That sounds tight

Best comment on this channel

If it's super easy, barely an inconvenience, then I'm in

Why does this not have more likes.👍

@@tylerstanford2275 this deserves more likes. And that word has to stick.

@@tylerstanford2275 Working on it. Done my part

Isn't this just a TFS reference?

dende? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oLNjor2is7ysg4k.html&ab_channel=20CmPantieEater

If he's out, I'm out

@@jessicalawrence2867 well if he’s in I’m in

@@wolfiegames1572 well if he's out,I'm in

Well if he’s in, I’m in.

@@KTtheGeek Well if yall're in I'm out! - bye!

Aw, I hope those feelings of bad get better over time, ideally without poison!

@@clockworkkirlia7475 Aww! Thanks so much!

I found my jar of old wheat. I kinda heated it up, and now it's a golden brown color. and tastes like... FIRE. But like, good?

That hit closer to home more than I would like.

Same and like with the poison guy, only when I drink poison do I feel better, at least for a short while. Then I feel worse. Shit..

depends on if he met the first guy to ever write or not

Maybe he could be freaking out with hand gestures lol

maxyperson or maybe just grunting

That makes it more interesting. Let's see what Ryan comes up with.

His name is George..not the second Ryan.

Everyone knows there are 3 t's in titty when you're drunk.

@@michaeltrivette1728 everyone knows they’re only 2. 4 if you’re drunk!! 😉😂

@@michaeltrivette1728 there's three normally

There should be 2 T's in titty. One T for each titty. Oops, wrong video. This is about alcohol conversations, not weed.

Ryan 1: "Hey, hey, hey!" Ryan 2: "What is it?" Ryan 1: " *I'm older* "

There is

@@terzinjo024 where?

@@terzinjo024 no yes.

"I was born on this day 20 years ago." "Oh? You kept track of that. Well that's neat." "You should buy me something. And make me a cake"

Never gets old

Made me fully laugh out loud.

Tell me another lie

What video is this from?

@@husaamhuzzyhashmi7319 it is starting to

Drinking incoherently and puking out your guts that night is TIGHT!

Ya kinda dealing with it myself rn. Hangovers are not tight, but wedding parties are.

I love to tell this to people but I don't get hangovers when I'm drunk. Even when I get shitfaced to the point I blackout, I don't feel a hangover the next day. I'm just like a little bit weird but I'm perfectly fine otherwise. It's my secret superpower and I'm proud of it.

@@xord1946 TELL ME YOUR SECRET

Actually getting a hangover IS super easy, but an inconvenience

Lol! Perfect reference to his other video!!

Ifheisen, eimmenn.

Oh, it's that thing from that other thing!

well if HE's in, i'm in..

Ok well if he’s in then I’m out

oh no-

Meta

That's the guy from the first Screen Rant pitch meeting! Wowowowow wow wow wow

@@jtsleazeball2548 yeayeayeah

Subscribing was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@@allymog5228 wowowowowow

John Malkovich?

@@marasmusine The best movie, I've ever seen. Avengers the Third got nothing on on Being John Malkovich.

kzfaq.info/love/hRV-sCl5Fma4qm_hFpDKBQ

It's the RCU!

WheezyWaiter did it first but with “clones” of himself

You're gonna need to back way off on that one sir

That was actually what I first thought, also.

Ryan 1: what just came out your mouth? Ryan 2: I don't know. It looks a bit like the food I was eating. Ryan 1: Why did you make it come out that way? It is supposed to come out the back end. Ryan 2: Sorry, perhaps I should put it back in...

Same

Same

Nah dude I hit the like button twice to make sure I didn't miss. It's grey now but I think that means "super like"

@@matthewzeller5026 Yes. Yes, it is.

@@matthewzeller5026 if you click it again it goes blue again and becomes a triple like and I think it's better if you do that I decided

Zak L ... epic gamer pog

240 dislikes

Well if he's out, I'm in. 😈

well if hes out im out

@@beaverperson6158 pretty much

Well if he's in, I'm in. 🤣

well if hes in, i'm out

Or so the drunk guy did a backflip, snapped his neck and killed the bad guy

best shit EVER

@@flyingfox6040 EVEN BETTER pls help im dying

@@flyingfox6040 tf

xD

That'd be hilarious lol also I like ur profile pic.

So, your grandpa died. Okay, then I'm gonna stand here silently without any purpose to pay respects to him.

SpongeBob SquarePants it’s Lego marvels avengers

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Thank you

First guy to fart in church

Thinking too much into the logic of a sketch is TIGHT

It would be banned. Only reason it's allowed is because we been doin it forever.

“Im gonna ask you to get all the way off my back about that”

I love Civilization

A-BAH BAH BAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHH H H HHHHHHH!!!

Never understood why we do this.I mean,at first It sounded like such a great idea,running around with a traffic cone.It's when you're sobering up that It dawns on you,how stupid you were.

We preferred to steal a whole bunch of roadworks signs and traffic cones and direct the main road traffic right into MacDonalds drive through. The confusion was visible 🤣

birb

Unless your country doesn't have any cones

Sign of a good party; you wake up with a traffic cone on your head. Sign of a _great_ party; your _cat_ wakes up with a traffic cone on its head.

Change that sentence a bit and you get marvel movies

@@100StepProgram god damn, lmao

Green screen... THAT'S what I've been doing wrong.

It seems easy, barely an inconvenience

What a guy.

@William Michaels Who keeps information like that just laying around there head? Like, I mean, it's interesting and learn something new everyday but, like, how though? That's some jeopardy winning question ass knowledge right there, so props....or is it winning answer? And you say the question?...idk. words are hard.

@William Michaels it doesn't matter if you hide your information it can happen

@William Michaels "The word literal comes from the Latin word littera, which means letter, so when you literally go back to the origin of the word it means letter by letter, in its exact accurate sense, and literally means according to the letter of the language. "But from the early 19th century it gained another meaning - to give emphasis - for example instead of literally hundreds of people meaning hundreds of people, it could have referred to 80 or 90," www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17337706 Nope but the figurative use of literally is a couple hundred years old.

@@CharlieHolmesT "There were so many people there." "You said you were alone." "Exactly. Zero people. So many." "That's not what 'so many' means." "I make my own rules." "God, he's so cool."

The other day my maths teacher said "We are literally going to fly through this unit." Honestly would've been much more exciting

Jack Milligan hahahahaha

Haha, i like it

YES YES, I NEED THIS

Why’d you edit it? Duuuuuuuuuuude

@@ilovecairns5181 who cares??

Good idea, hope Ryan does it

Well he did one on dreaming

I think it would be too similar to the fictional story teller skit

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2: Hey Guy 1: do you wanna hear something Guy 2: I mean sure go ahead Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Guy 2: Oh my gosh did our chickens get out!? Guy 1: No it’s part of it. Guy 2: part of what? Guy 1: what I was gonna say Guy 2: so all you we’re gonna say was a lie? Guy 1: well no I’m trying to tell a joke. Guy 2: what the hell is a joke? Guy 1: it a thing I came up with where you try to make someone laugh. Guy 2: But you didn’t come up with laughing. Guy 1: I know but this is like the act of making someone laugh Guy 2: oh so your trying to say something funny? Guy 1: yea Guy 2: well I don’t see what’s so funny about a chicken crossing the road. Guy 1: well that’s not all of it, there’s more. Guy 2: oh there’s more? What is it? Guy 1: well first you have to guess. Guy 2: I have to guess? Guy 1: Yea guess why the chicken crossed the road? Guy 2: uhh. To get the a barn. I don’t know. Guy 1: no. Guy 2: then what is it? Guy 1: to get to the other side. Guy 2:...son of a b-

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "How should I know, I'm not a chicken mind reader." "To get to the other side!" "Okay, that makes sense, why did it want to go there though was there some chicken feed or something?" "No, no, no, it's about death" "WHAT!?" "Yeah, he dies" "Why would you tell me this?" "I thought it would be funny, make you laugh" "Why would you think that?"

Would be too similar to the first guy to write fiction

The Evan Show Starring Evan Miller brilliant! I can already see the skit in my head. Wording is perfect

This is your first Ryan George video, huh?

Actually, in the Lord of the Rings Pitch Meeting, Producer Guy accidentally confirmed that all of the Ryans are bred from gooey holes in the ground like Uruk-kai, which basically confirms the conspiracy theory that Ryan George has been illegally cloning himself and even more illegally enslaving his clones.

Most Geniuses do. He is just so kind to let us be part of that proccess:D

He is not talking to himself you idiot. (Sarcastic)

Being a genius and also talking to yourself a whole lot is tight!

Yeah but the other Ryan is definitely sober. I like how drunk Ryan didn’t oversell it though

He nailed it. A lot of people over act when pretending to be drunk.

@@flashpointfps7619 because drunk people tend to overact.

@@djantouahmed7319 I think you missed the point

@@Tortilla.Reform I hope I do too, I don’t want to be poked!

Loll

English boarding school: Hate your kids? Never wanna see them again? -Yeah, sounds great! (except during the holidays and it costs a ton) -Uh... Sure, okay.

@@AudieHolland You know those noisy little things in your house? Like people, only smaller? Yeah, I was thinking of doing a thing that gets them out of there like, oh...5 days a week. Or maybe almost all of the time. Which one of those would you prefer?

@@brucebaker810 "like people, only smaller" lmao

"Im going to influence your little human you made but your not going to know how" "Oh really, I would like to know how you are going to influence my little human" "Fine I'll add like a day like once a year so we can chat about your child" "Oh ok I don't really want to talk to you anyway so that's fine"

if you're out I'm in

Got real for me at "usually I just feel bad.." hahaha......

My brother's drunk friends once stole a huge military recruitment banner of the fence of a military facility. Then I ended up being the sober person who had to put it back.

When me and friend where in prague we tried moving a traffic cone from one side of town to the other. But because celibrations some roads where closed so we had to go trough the middle. We got. caught, so we had to leave the cone. We didnt make a fuss out of it. So no problems with the law or anything.

It's just not that funny. Do we really need every second comment to be a quote?

@@Jacob-ge1py *YES.* It's super easy, barely an inconvenience. :)

Jacob It’s funny you took the time to comment on this when you could’ve just minded your own business which IS super easy, barely and inconvenience lol

Ooh, I feel ya, friend.

People do seem upset that I can be happy without drinking poison, or injecting poison or...

Funding both sides of the war, a true evil genius.

I mean, he has to buy Canada somehow

@@paulatamaramohamad5794 Shhhhh. We're not supposed to talk about Operation Buy Canada.

Yeah, he just doenst want that trimmer you bought to become useless

Yeeeeeesssss!!!!

As long as it ends with him doing a backflip, snapping the bad guy's neck, and saving the day!

Actually, that movie would just be about some unimportant detail about the First Guy. Like, how he got to be called "Person" at the beginning. And I would 1000% watch it to death.

You can title The First Guy Ever To Make A Feature Length Film

Kind of sounds like a Forest Gump.

hey, i was just thinkin, mrphh? yeah. thinking maybe we dont suck on these directly. we maybe have a bowl or a bag and we squeeze the cow juice into the bag thing. maybe a box would be less messy. anyway, whaddya think? mgrl mrsakf

I love this idea!

I’m always saying to people, “have you ever wondered who first looked at a cow, and thought; hey! I’m gonna pull those dangling things and drink the stuff that comes out!! Or, Ooo, look at the slimy scaly fish!! Sooo yummy~~ I’m gonna cook it and eat the strange stuff inside 🤤

@@utt3r929 They probably got the idea after seeing the baby cows drinking from them...you know, the beings who the milk is actually meant for

@@utt3r929 I'm still wondering who saw a lobster and thought. Mmm looks delicious. I should charge people a lot of money to eat these bug like sea creatures.

If so, he has tiddy?

No its Jasmine

that is a dsiturbing consequence of him playing every character

Hopefully she’s not anything like his son

YES.

His ads are really funny. Especially the explosion when you think the video’s gonna end

your joke? more like bore ragnarok

@@jefferson_cod more like jan-not nice

a member of Jim Pickens cult Praise Jim!

He did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day