🤦🏻‍♂️ The Five WORST FJ CRUISER Cosplay FauxverLanding MODS 🤦🏻‍♂️

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🤦🏻‍♂️ The Five WORST FJ CRUISER Cosplay FauxverLanding MODS 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Күн бұрын

This is a RePosting of one of my Most 👎🏼HATED Videos👎🏼. It appears I triggered the "Cosplay Fauxverlanders" by insulting their Penis Lights, Ladders, Raptor Lights, Molle Panels and Snorkels in SoCal. Subscribe because I'm going after Skottles Next!
🤔Why does Southern California like Penis Lights?🤷🏻‍♂️
Of all the place in USA, SoCal is the last place anyone needs a Snorkel😂🤣😆
Is the air from the Homeless Camps really that much cleaner above the hood?🤦‍♂️
Penis Lights? Snorkels? Raptor lights? Ladder Racks? Molle Anything?
Who need this Useless Shit?💩🤦‍♂️
Are you Fjucking Kiddin me?
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These have horrible reviews, all by Dicks with $250 burning a hole in their pockets
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0:00 More 💲💲 Than Common sense 🤑
0:44 12 Step Program for Addicts
1:05 #1 Snorkels 🤿
3:35 #2 Penis Lights😮
5:50 #3 Ladder Racks👎🏻
7:06 #4 Raptor Lights 🚥
8:20 #5 Molle Anything 🤦‍♂️
10:40 Cya!
#FJCruiser #Overlanding #Modifications

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@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

*"If you find this helpful, Please consider clicking on the "THANK$" Button"* 👍🏼

@aagl747 Жыл бұрын

The good ol’ grandpa rant about “kids” putting stuff in their cars😂 but hey, to each their own.

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

🙄

@bms9144 Жыл бұрын

#1 - Snorkel is for dust when you are following another vehicle, especially on old dry dirt roads. *disagree* #2 - The Penis Lights are the bomb! #3 - Ladder is lame. Keeps one from opening the back window, in addition to not adding anything. *agree* #4 - Raptor Lights. *agree* #5 - Molle panels. I could see one on the inside of the tailgate. I am not super impressed with the OEM mesh devices, and hanging some items in molle-compatible storage here isn't bad. But overdoing it and putting them all over the back is too much. *agree (mostly)* Adding one you forgot: #6 - Silly pirate flags. Why anyone would put this on an FJ is beyond me...🤣

@OutboundIntent Жыл бұрын

Was waiting for this comment, 100% agree with you.

@dalemacdonald201 11 ай бұрын

Disagree about the snorkel. I've had to drive several hundred metres up a river where the water was deep enough to flow over the hood. Your fusebox is only going to get wet if you stop (Hint: Don't stop. It's a bad idea).

@QMengu 10 ай бұрын

That dead ass pirate flag is a hard pass 😂 but hey…. To each their own. Dig the content and comedic approach. See ya on the road gramps.

@PIayNice 29 күн бұрын

I wouldn't do Maude...Bee Arthur never did for me ;~) Great vid!

@rusilver2 10 ай бұрын

says grumpy old man .....

@UncleFjester 10 ай бұрын

Respect your elders, Bitch!

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

🤬 *Here is where I call 🐂💩 on the Snorkel.* The Manual says not to breach the fjord level of 700mm/27.56inches. Adjusted for tires and lift that put me at 31.56 inches. Above the fjording level its more than the air intake, its electronics everywhere! Seen this? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rtKJhsl83sm9oH0.html The argument of it being for Dust when following another vehicle is 🐂💩 too! Most snorkels have the intake pointed forward to gather air from the front. When the vehicle in front kicks up dust, this is where dust goes! I Believe, the stock intake in the fender, pointed rearwards, is better protected from that vehicle in front of me dust. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rtKJhsl83sm9oH0.html *So That means a Snorkel is for Vain Cosplay Fauxverlanders!* Just my 2¢, Leave your 2¢ Comment below! and thanks for Watching!

@bms9144 Жыл бұрын

I agree with your points on water crossing. We can also agree on non-fuctional snorkels that are not connected to the air intake - pure poser accessory. As far as dust intake, you are speculating. Actually I am too, as I don't know anyone who owns an FJ Cruiser with a snorkel. My speculation is based on a FJ100 one of my mountaineering buddies owns. He noticed a significant improvement with dust in the air filter after installing his front-facing snorkel. The top portion of his snorkel could swivel so it could face backward or forward. The idea is to follow far enough back that you can still see out the windshield pretty well, but close enough you can see the vehicle in front turning off a side road, etc. The heavy dust level is below the glass while doing this. Following close enough that the heavy dust plume is at or above eye level is not favorable for a variety of reasons: can't see the front vehicle if it brakes hard, can't see the road, can't see rocks, ruts, etc., and stones being kicked up (special fun in an FJ C.) Following far enough back that the heavy dust level is sparing the air filter increases the distance significantly, and makes it more easy to miss what is going on with the vehicle in front. There seems to be a sweet spot as far as following distance, and the snorkel on my buddy's FJ100 seemed to help. He is not a poser, as besides his mountaineering, he would regularly attend Land Cruiser off highway events. He is also not into non-functional accessories. My point is that the snorkel = poser isn't as straightforward as all that. What is needed is (an honest) opinion of someone who has one on their FJ C and drives it as per above.

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

If I still lived in Houston, I'd have a snorkel. Going thru 3' of water after a rain storm is just the daily commute home. Our Car Club was having a beginning of the season road trip, I was in my 911 following tight behind a Panamera and we went thru gravel not yet cleaned from the winter and my front end, hood, windshield get peppered with rocks and every thing chipped. I'll never follow close again.

@bms9144 Жыл бұрын

@@UncleFjester That sucks in the 911! My FJ gets scratched up, but that is what I bought it for.

@HomerCrimson 10 ай бұрын

Drive on Utah dirt roads for a year with a snorkel and you'll get it when you see how much cleaner your air filter is. I'd never get one for water because I'd never drive in something deep enough to actually need it, but it's undoubtedly better for the motor to pull air from outside the engine compartment. If I had an FJ, I'd get the snorkel that comes up through that little panel below the windshield instead of the fender. Agree on the rest.

@scootypuffjr. 3 күн бұрын

I installed a snorkel because i have NEVER had a vehicle dirty up an air filter quicker than my FJ did stock. It pulls dusty air out of the fender. Problem solved. I hope to never need its deep water capability.

@UncleFjester 3 күн бұрын

Junior! I'm curious, where would you say you pick up the most dirt? Are you in Moab, Beaches of Costa Rica, SoCal, BigBend?

@scootypuffjr. 3 күн бұрын

@UncleFjester my trip to the Black Hills and then to Moab last year really did a number on my air filter. Many miles gravel, dirt, sand roads. The same trip in my 2500HD would make no noticeable difference in air filter dirt. I can go 60k miles on a filter in my Chevy. Pre-snorkel my FJ would have the filter shot in less than 10k. I live in Iowa where there are thousands of miles of limestone rock roads. Very fine dust. Edit: much of this is high speed kicking up lots of dust

@jdl.1234 Жыл бұрын

Great video, made me laugh......and I agree 100%!!!!!!

@juniorgarcia3121 11 ай бұрын

Im not getting those headlights now hahahaha hahaha 😂

@nilsonbernal3089 Жыл бұрын

Don't agree 100% but what a great way to explain. 🤣

@eqlibrium854 Жыл бұрын

I could not agree more about the snorkle, penis lights, ladder, and raptor lights. Partially agree with the molle stuff, bottom line for as awesome as the FJ is, there is no real good storage solution. Some molle is OK, but it can get out of control very quickly and become cheesy.

@bms9144 Жыл бұрын

One molle accessory I saw was a basket that fit the area above the left rear wheelwell (opposite the subwofer). I can't remember who made it, but wasn't the cheapo ones on eBay that only partially fill up the area. I am definitely not a fan of over-molle-ing, which seems to be contagious among the tacticool crowd. I especially don't like the idea of blocking the windows. @Fjester: I searched around your channel, but didn't find a video on what gear to take along in your FJ when driving OH. Thinking moderate level, not something where I would need to have spare axle shafts or anything major. Do you have anything on that?

@RolexDSSD Жыл бұрын

3:41 😆

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

There goes my chance at running for public office, Huh?

@garyanderson6791 Жыл бұрын

Loved the review, it put a big smile on my face. pedophile lol.

@conanscanlan 8 ай бұрын

I agree with everything you said.

@Prokastrynator Жыл бұрын

I know what's in that tumbler

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

🍸🍻

@homeytoyet1886 4 ай бұрын

excellent!!

@treycranson 8 ай бұрын

I love the racks for organization, but how do you manage to drive the vehicle with horrible blinds spots now with zero usable windows?

@UncleFjester 8 ай бұрын

Mirrors! No different than driving a Box Truck or an econoline van with no windows. I can back into an economy parking spot and not touch the line in one move.

@luism3930 Жыл бұрын

I agree with every one of those poser mods. As well as the umpteen times you used the word penis. It is not used nearly enough in society. I think the word woke took over. Anyway, in addition to overmolleing (I just made that word up) and over modifying. It adds unnecessary weight to your rig. FJC gets ok fuel mileage for a 4 liter 6 cylinder but adding all these extras will get you worse fuel economy and put undue stress on components. All at the expense of looking prepared. Ounces equal pounds, and pounds equal pain. Pain on your vehicle which will transfer into your wallet.

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

I ❤ Overmolleing! I'm adding it to my Cosplay Fauxverlanding list.🤣

@luism3930 Жыл бұрын

@@UncleFjester 😂

@jacoba.p.4556 Жыл бұрын

What do you think of front and rear bumpers?

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

They weight more, meaning more stress on the motor and lower mpg. The day after I tear my bumper off I'll get a steel one. What do you think?

@jacoba.p.4556 Жыл бұрын

@@UncleFjester I would love it!

@vin6930 Жыл бұрын

You got a flag

@alreadytaking 3 ай бұрын

Holy molly you are correct about all that.

@UncleFjester 3 ай бұрын

Annnddd the winner of the comment of the week goes to....... @alreadytaking

@matthewsmith2362 11 ай бұрын

Ok I’m in step one I do have a problem 😮

@UncleFjester 11 ай бұрын

Haha, I just relapsed, video L8R! 😩

@lonesomecricket7721 Жыл бұрын

What’s your thoughts on steel bumpers?

@bms9144 Жыл бұрын

You should only use bumpers you have paid for IMO.

@lonesomecricket7721 Жыл бұрын

@@bms9144 😆

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

Well, We pretty much need steel for mounting winches, and in the rear after the stock ones get pulled off because we needed more departure angle

@lonesomecricket7721 Жыл бұрын

@@UncleFjester when are you gunna see uncle Fjester rip his bumpers off ? 😆

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

@@lonesomecricket7721 Prolly never? Both of mine have good scratches from hitting debris, but I don't like those type trails, too slow for my ADD. OffRoad Hub does that stuff and I have a hard time watching it cuz its so slow, beside Ken giggles like a little girl after everything he says🤦🏼‍♂

@stevencarter7999 Жыл бұрын

So what's your must have mods.

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frl5oLOctZfYk4E.html

@floridaman7 Жыл бұрын

00:01:07 video starts here

@ADVdiary Жыл бұрын

100%

@rodneykinnaird7613 Жыл бұрын

no different lights

@InfinityFishing Жыл бұрын

i agree about snorkel , in our country we dive deep and use snorkels but in my curreny location uae it is desert and people put snorkels why lol? no rains no water

@UncleFjester Жыл бұрын

Fresh Air! I Swear! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿

@taylorsukoshi6126 11 ай бұрын

Snorkels aren't for water crossing, it's to reduce dust in the air intake...