techdif.co.uk - This week, we get distracted by chocolate, disrespect a man who's been dead for nearly a century, and debate low-gravity football.
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@SonnieCelanna7 жыл бұрын
i really want someone to turn the entire segment about the chocolate wars into an animation
@nataliemccarthy91406 жыл бұрын
sonnie Celanna did you ever do this? I really want to see it
@AgentTasmania4 жыл бұрын
A kitkatyusha somehwere
@TheRealGirlWeeb3 жыл бұрын
Be the change you want to see sonnie
@zinc_ave3 жыл бұрын
@Sonnie this honestly made me drop my mystery biscuits , thank you for this comment Sonnie.
@robertadams52213 жыл бұрын
If anyone out there has the talent to actually do this then I'm sure the people in this comment section would happily make some donations to fund it. I'll throw in $100 aud to get things started.
@m3lod1an2 жыл бұрын
Third rewatch and I only just realized that in the whole low-gravity football discussion they've just invented Rocket League but with humans, which is something I can definitely get behind
@winnipeginstinct Жыл бұрын
and theres a chance this influenced it, because this came out about a year before rocket league
@FixTheWi-Fi Жыл бұрын
@@winnipeginstinct then again, Rocket League was itself a (heavily-improved) reworking of the idea Psyonix already made into Supersonic Acrobat Rocket-Powered Battle Cars in 2008. But I doubt the TechDiff crew had played that.
@nathanielhill8156 Жыл бұрын
Yep, rocket league meets Orson Scott Card's Enders Game
@Good9tTo9t11 ай бұрын
@FixTheWi-Fi Then again they've played Mario Cart together. Can't be that unlikely.
@GrumpyTy34er10 ай бұрын
Lucio Ball from Overwatch but without the guns
@izzielosthermind8 жыл бұрын
The middle ground between Mars and Cadbury controlled by the Swiss: a demilitarized toblerone.
@williamheayn37607 жыл бұрын
would it be the demilitarized toblerzone?
@danr71506 жыл бұрын
Izzie Schiavone are you British
@timothymclean6 жыл бұрын
Swiss, demilitarized? ...You've never been to Switzerland, have you?
@lochlanhanham83086 жыл бұрын
Don't forget-Whittikars would be working with the Cadbury as well.
@AnimeSunglasses6 жыл бұрын
You DO realize that demilitarized zones are most commonly found directly between exceedingly militarized areas, don't you? North and South Korea, for example?
@Jonago.4 жыл бұрын
'What if it's in a wrapper' 'What, like Eminem?' had me dying
@nikopack75713 жыл бұрын
that's a layered pun if i've ever heard one!
@ZeldaTheSwordsman2 жыл бұрын
Guess which company makes M&Ms, the candy?
@HonoraryAperture Жыл бұрын
got DAMN it was good. i laughed initially because i thought it was a dumb joke, then i got it. hit twice.
@ylette8 жыл бұрын
I only get about half of the jokes, but it's still entertaining as hell.
@manfredpseudowengorz7 жыл бұрын
this series needs a solid reference list tho
@GhoostedTMSHQ6 жыл бұрын
So citations are needed?
@ridrexw80696 жыл бұрын
*where as i had a commodore*
@thelastcube.5 жыл бұрын
True
@neeharika4223 жыл бұрын
@@GhoostedTMSHQ 😂
@sictoabu96113 жыл бұрын
"It may need to be rewritten entirely." Scots Wikipedia be like
@violetsteele3502 жыл бұрын
It doesn't help that like a third or a half of Scots Wikipedia articles were translated by a teenager with a Scots dictionary who didn't speak a word of Scots and just directly translated each word separately
@hakurou46206 жыл бұрын
Isn't the entire idea of "send all the football players to mars" kind of exactly the same plan as you had with Australia back when?
@frod0r5 жыл бұрын
Well I wouldn't suggest that _all_ football players are criminals thought
@miracoulousme5 жыл бұрын
@@frod0r You got it wrong, not all Criminals are Football players
@rewrose28384 жыл бұрын
May I know what your profile pic is from?
@craigstoner26323 жыл бұрын
Thats offensive. Far far fewer voctorian era criminals were convicted rapists 🤣
@rawchicken3463 Жыл бұрын
@@rewrose2838 mines from the game hollow knight
@TheLazurus4 жыл бұрын
“They would look at us as a race of semi-evolved dwarves” Congratulations, you’ve just described The Expanse
@BigDavie20002 жыл бұрын
They also, sort of, described the flag of the Martian Congressional Republic.
@CrippledMerc3 жыл бұрын
I hope I’m not the only one who watches these, only gets about 70% of the British references, yet still laughs anyway. I can’t help it! Between the faces, the accents, the laughs, it all works to bring the laughter out of me whether I understand it or not.
@Boxttell112 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@memesredacted4 жыл бұрын
I love how it immediately derails as soon as it starts
@NickiRusin10 жыл бұрын
This show is a source of pure Britain. As a Russian person, I'm really thankful for it.
@caramelldansen22043 жыл бұрын
As a Briton, I'm thankful of it too.
@almosteducational3729 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes we have found a spy, were you John storehouses handler 😂
@AdamFaulknerVideos6 жыл бұрын
I've watched some of these episodes so much that instead of laughing at the jokes I laugh just before them...
@therese2947766 жыл бұрын
AdamIsTalking you and me both.
@Loiner_Leftie7 жыл бұрын
Between Top Gear and Citation Needed - Rocket League was born.
@MattMoney7 жыл бұрын
Wow true 👏👏👏👏
@johnnyboy39496 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! Rocket league is just what they described! Amazing
@Hyphonetics3 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments looking for someone to mention Rocket League, glad to see someone thought of it as well
@tsgillespiejr9 жыл бұрын
I now feel like I moved to England a year ago *just* to be able to understand this episode today.
@tsgillespiejr8 жыл бұрын
SirMaxwellOf Day Ta very much.
@juliankloss79617 жыл бұрын
standingunder same here.
@FluffyFluffles7 жыл бұрын
I've been here about 2 years and I still don't get all the references in this.
@killhour9 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be "that guy" and comment, over a year later, that it's tungsten rods, not titanium rods. Tungsten is quite a bit denser, so it has more kinetic energy.
@karstais4 жыл бұрын
it's called wolfram
@jamesmccann56444 жыл бұрын
@@karstais wolfram and tungsten are the same element...
@karstais4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmccann5644 tungsten is the weird, american name for it
@SwEmagnusSwE4 жыл бұрын
@@karstais well it's the original name. It's literally Swedish for heavy stone
@qwertyTRiG4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmccann5644 Is that why it's a W? Cool. I learned something.
@lillydoye74189 жыл бұрын
I have done some working out with chocolate bar sizes and damage caused. In theory, a single Twix bar scaled up 9 times to approximately 1m long should be enough to smash a skull and kill someone if traveling at terminal velocity. This is excluding the additional chocolate needed to compensate for the mass lost during re-entry, which would drastically increase the size needed.
@TheDutchMagicTeacher7 жыл бұрын
Samuel Doye wouldn't the layer of molten chocolate work as a bumper and decrease its effectiveness aswell?
@lillydoye74187 жыл бұрын
It could, but I think that at the speeds this bar is going to reach there is a good chance the surface will ablate. Most meteorites only melt on the outside because the rock doesn't conduct heat very well and the molten surface is vapourised before it can transfer the heat. I think the bar might do something similar and then re-freeze as it slows down before the collision. Does anyone have a wind tunnel, blowtorch and giant twix we can borrow?
@profwaldone6 жыл бұрын
I know I'm 2 years late on this, but if the bar is moving at terminal velocity you wouldn't need to worry about heating, it's only when you go higher than that that significant heating happens. it would be more interesting if you shot a mars bar (regular size) at something like 20km/s. ill do the math real quick. 51g bar (0.5 newton) multiply that by 20km/s, 0.5*(20*3600)=36000 newtons. or about 8.604 kilos of TNT. that's actually quite dangerous, damn. and im not acounting for heating becouse it would only spend 5 seconds in the atmosphere, so if it was frozen solid before launch i think it be frozen solid still on impact.
@clockworkkirlia74753 жыл бұрын
Science thanks you all.
@TonksMoriarty3 жыл бұрын
@@lillydoye7418 Fox the giant Twix, I think you need to talk to Barry Lewis!
@ducomors9 жыл бұрын
for the non-british and correct me if i am wrong, hundreds and thousands are... sprinkles
@lachlanbrowse69396 жыл бұрын
Ducomors yup
@annacatton59296 жыл бұрын
TBH I didn't realize hundreds and thousands were only here in Britain... but yeah.
@Bellonging6 жыл бұрын
Joe Catton We use hundereds and thousands in australia as well if that helps. But I see sprinkles used often too.
@robert.16746 жыл бұрын
Ducomors bingo
@themoviedealers6 жыл бұрын
If you're in New England they are also not sprinkles, they are jimmies.
@U014B8 жыл бұрын
Mars Arctic Research Station. MARS. Benoit B. Mandelbrot would be proud.
@Dragongaga5 жыл бұрын
Re*cur*sion, see also: Recursion
@inf0phreak5 жыл бұрын
More like Hofstadter would be proud.
@Shadow819895 жыл бұрын
@@Dragongaga actually, when you google "recursion", it asks "did you mean: recursion" - someone at google has a nice sense of humor ;-)
@thelastcube.5 жыл бұрын
that is awesome (the only other abbreviation like that I could think of is the X Box One X)
@sohamkar8765 жыл бұрын
@@thelastcube. A few other cool ones are GNU - GNU's Not Unix, WINE - WINE Is Not an Emulator and PIP - PIP Installs Packages. They're called recursive acronyms.
@AalbertTorsius2 жыл бұрын
Chris says "delicious goo" quite more often in these series than you'd expect.
@hotelmario5106 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite episode of Citation Needed precisely because it's the most unfocused and rambly episode. They barely actually discuss the episode topic and it's much stronger for it, I feel.
@qwaabzaАй бұрын
The opposite of the Julie d'Aubigny episode. I enjoy both in their own right.
@Quillaninc7 жыл бұрын
This is my third time through, and I've only just caught Matt's rapper pun slipped into the convo from 16:53. Possibly the best two way pun in the history of this show! Well played, sir. Well played!
@losthor1zon6 жыл бұрын
Do they have m&m's in Britain?
@themoviedealers6 жыл бұрын
No. Which is why everyone let it slide by and why Matt is a joke savant.
@kitdaniel91866 жыл бұрын
we do have m&m's in britain...
@Draftmission4 жыл бұрын
Damn. I'm disappointed at how far I had to scroll down to find this comment. 'twas bloody brilliant
@theboxygenie Жыл бұрын
Twas a double entendre.
@necrewhocares2604 Жыл бұрын
its been 8 years and about 20 rewatches, and this still cracks me up every time
@woodrobin Жыл бұрын
The thing about the Henlein Mars flag is that there was a meeting of various world leaders trying to decide on the sovereignty of Mars, the property rights of Valentine Michael Smith (the titular Stranger in a Strange Land, who was born to two crew members on a mission to Mars and included in all the crews' wills as an heir) and other issues. They were trying to decide how to seat Smith and his party, and Jubal Harshaw, Smith's advisor, insisted on diplomatic honors (being seated under his nation's flag, having an entourage, etc. equal with other nations) because allowing anything else would essentially cede the point before the whole negotiations started. Harshaw explicitly states that he, as a human, is merely approximating the flag, as the Martians (an extraordinarily ancient and nightmarishly psychically powerful species) had no need for such trappings in their system of governance. He grabs a tablecloth and draws the Mars symbol on it, and instructs that it be put up behind the seating for Smith's group at the table. So Heinlein's Flag of Mars wasn't really the Flag of Mars in the universe of the book, more of a bluff to keep from getting "handled" or fobbed-off by diplomats. I imagine he could've just drawn a red circle on a white background . . . except that's the Japanese flag.
@rattrap10093 жыл бұрын
Points: Chris: 4, 1 MB Gary: 1, 1 MB Matt: 0 Winner: Chris (but Tom gives it to Gary for his hundreds and thousands joke.) • Totals: Chris: 22 points 2 Mystery Biscuits 3 Wins Gary: 20 points 4 Mystery Biscuits 2 wins Matt: 22 points 3 Mystery Biscuits 4 Wins Band names / albums so far: Furious Strumpets, SimpleHuman.
@alansmithee4194 жыл бұрын
Last words of lieutenant colonel bit, rib of the freddo battalion: "They'd never hit a cinnamon roll at this dis-"
@themoviedealers6 жыл бұрын
"What, like Eminem?" I can't believe that riff by Matt got ignored utterly, since that was both a rapper AND a chocolate reference. (Unless he did that without realizing it, because I know in the UK you have Smarties, not M&Ms.)
@patrickbeart70914 жыл бұрын
Smarties and m&ms are different and we mostly have both
@swirlingfudge3 жыл бұрын
We have M&Ms.
@almosteducational37292 жыл бұрын
We have both
@deloptin5452 жыл бұрын
smarties are the chocolate ones, m&ms are the ones with nuts in usually. m&ms also are just chocolate, but are larger than smarties
@krakenpots5693 Жыл бұрын
@@deloptin545 aren't smarties fruit flavored sweeties?
@Dafmeister19785 жыл бұрын
When they were discussing the battle I suddenly had an image of a Terry's Chocolate Orange fired from a cannon, breaking into segments that scythe through the enemy lines, leaving a trail of decapitates Freddos and Jelly Babies in their wake...
@chrisoddy8744 Жыл бұрын
If the Malteser is a standard cannon shot, a chocolate orange has to be one of those oversized mortar shells that they had in Napoleonic siege mortars.
@DanielsPolitics111 ай бұрын
It’s a flechette round
@TheArmouredGamer7 жыл бұрын
The final joke was bloody glorious.
@AlfaEcho6 жыл бұрын
TagMyBat 76 i didn't get it?
@HanabiraKage5 жыл бұрын
Jay Wing It's explained in some of the other comments. Hundreds-and-Thousands are the colourful sprinkles you can find on donuts and the like.
@custodeon6 жыл бұрын
Actually, the definition of "weapon of mass destruction," as stated by the Outer Space Treaty, does not include Kinetic Bombardment. Only nuclear, chemical, radiological, and biological weapons are banned from space and the Moon. The US started research on Kinetic Bombardment called Project Thor specifically to circumvent these restrictions.
@clockworkkirlia7475 Жыл бұрын
"Don't do violence in space." "But what about-" "No, not even you, USA." "But what about THIS kind of violence? Huh? Didn't think of this, didya??" "...This is why we don't invite you to parties."
@chrisoddy8744 Жыл бұрын
Do lasers and other sci-fi energy weapons count under "radiological"?
@Tone72010 жыл бұрын
Brilliant episode, this is the one that I will think of as 'Bar Wars'.
@Spitefire65 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, did they really film this 5 year's ago... wow, time flies
@ericalarsen35424 жыл бұрын
matt's m&m / eminem joke did NOT get enough attention. i will die on this hill
@JonesNate2 жыл бұрын
"Is the Flashline Arctic Research Center in the Arctic? No! It's in Venezuela! 🤣🤣🤣
@ElectricPandemic10 жыл бұрын
Between this and the Bossche Bol episode, you've really got confectionery warfare down to a fine art! Delicious and deadly! Fantastic as always, guys. :3
@dmdizzy2 жыл бұрын
I find these really intriguing (not to mention hilarious) because Tom's vibes come across as a totally different 'genre' of person to his pals, and it's a little funny seeing them juxtaposed.
@ImDelphox4 жыл бұрын
Gary Brannan: "I think we should just nuke Mars now" Elon Musk in 2019: "Bro I gotchu covered"
@radioanon4535 Жыл бұрын
Nah now he's run out of female employees to bribe with horses
@Echin0idea9 жыл бұрын
Never watch this while drinking tea - I just had to pause it in order to save my keyboard
@tsgillespiejr9 жыл бұрын
And my screen... and my wallpaper... and my children...
@frod0r5 жыл бұрын
As if the episode wasn't British enough yet :D
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot8 жыл бұрын
Damn it, Tom! I'm up at 3:45 in the AM, wanting to go to sleep, but I can't stop watching these in reverse order! Bloody Hell, Tom!
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot8 жыл бұрын
Fookin' pissing in the wind! I give in. I'm not sleeping tonight.
@nabox4658 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@BrowncoatInABox8 жыл бұрын
me too
@greenmario30118 жыл бұрын
Same exact time here
@LivingLatexKali8 жыл бұрын
...me too
@ecarr1007 жыл бұрын
Even after all this time and all these episodes, this one is my favorite Citation Needed. All of them are great, but this is my favorite. Shine on you hilarious diamonds.
@lillydoye74189 жыл бұрын
Damn it, people are trying to sleep. Why must you make this so funny, I am sure I must be keeping people awake with my laughter.
@RayDrouillard9 жыл бұрын
re: titanium rod Titanium would be a lousy kinetic weapon because it is so light. Tungsten was the metal proposed for such a weapon.
@tsgillespiejr9 жыл бұрын
A quick Google search told me that Osmium is the densest metal. Would fashioning a rod of that be feasible?
@RayDrouillard9 жыл бұрын
standingunder Osmium and Iridium kinda battle it out for the title as most dense. Both are expensive. Tungsten is considerably cheaper. So is depleted uranium, since it's a by-product of the enrichment process.
@nateable19 жыл бұрын
standingunder Fashioning a dense metal rod isn't really the most difficult part of this project. The difficult part is getting this thing in orbit, with enough fuel to stop this thing over the target.
@nateable19 жыл бұрын
Nillie I think the best way to do it would be to send the rod into a higher orbit. Then at the highest point slow it down a little so that it will fall over the target vs just hitting the brakes and letting it fall, because there would be less energy spent overall, and a higher speed in the rod as a result. I think you need to spend more energy to get the thing up there than it will have on impact, because you lose some energy to gravity, and you have to slow down at some point, to go back down to Earth.
@CD3MC9 жыл бұрын
Nillie They're more than extremely rare. you only have zero energy loss in theoretical physics.
@frozenlightthequietviking4897 жыл бұрын
Did they literally describe the Rocket League pitch?
@icedragonair2 жыл бұрын
At this point ive seen at least 3 episodes of technical difficulties that have devolved into an indepth and lengthy discussion of how candy warfare/transportation would look like.
@brandonmartin-moore53024 жыл бұрын
If it had happened in later episodes, the chocolate diversion would be bonus material.
@korvandenzel2 жыл бұрын
17:07 And this is where Tom got the idea to send garlic bread to space...
@TrondBrgeKrokli4 жыл бұрын
This episode is magnificent. It still manages to make me tear up laughing, much more than some of the last runs with an audience present. I am quite happy that this still exists online. I hope it will stay available for years to come. Thank you again for producing so much fun. Cheers! 😁
@notleo44813 жыл бұрын
I love how they accidentally nearly invented rocket league with the curved walls and the wall running and what not
@lizzyb.80093 жыл бұрын
"see? we could move it." "it's also immobile."
@JudithOpdebeeck3 жыл бұрын
Tom in the past (or it might’ve been the future, im not sure): “yes, but I’m not giving you a point for that cause that’s bloody obvious!” Tom now: “point!”
@meltedplasticarmyguy Жыл бұрын
As an American, I can say that yes, our chocolate quality is definitely lacking. However, you cannot deny the massive industrial confectionary complex. What we lack in quality, we more than make up for it with sheer production volume. We are willing to lend/lease any sweet to our allies in the great candy war. We also have a large savory snack department that constantly research and develop snacks that can make the whole world obese, snacks of massive mass.
@TheWoollyHippo3 жыл бұрын
Surely at least one of the Martian football teams would be called Mars Rovers!
@alwinpriven24008 жыл бұрын
I searched wikipedia, and "hundreds and thousands" is sprinkles.
@natcarrollpotato448 жыл бұрын
Im not sure if it is just here in Australia or elsewhere too, but hundreds and thousands are spherical where as sprinkles tend to be rod shaped
@alwinpriven24008 жыл бұрын
well I only live in a former British colony and we don't even speak English, but we don't have hundreds and thousands in any type of translation and both types of sprinkles (spherical and rod shaped) are just sprinkles.
@beaniepollard82908 жыл бұрын
I would call both sprinkles, but the dot ones are hundreds and thousands because you get more of them.
@astradeia8 жыл бұрын
sprinkles, generally, can be sprinkled. spherical or rod shaped, they're both sprinkleable!
@homelab-student7 жыл бұрын
Sprinkleable: Word of the day!
@bakke6019 жыл бұрын
fun fact: you can put military equipment into orbit, as long as you keep it, legally, "not in space". basically, it is completely possible to put stuff into orbit at lower altitudes than what is generally agreed upon as "The altitude where space, and by extension, space law, start". not saying you would'nt get some government officials knocking on ya door....
@benbot16805 жыл бұрын
Military equipment is fine, as long as there are no WMDs.
@entropyzero55885 жыл бұрын
But then you'd have to abide by fly-over laws.
@georgedoty-williams20852 жыл бұрын
7:08 Chris's laugh is so pure
@wiler50026 жыл бұрын
They predicted Rocket League
@thelastcube.5 жыл бұрын
"What a save!"
@vinsanity_524 жыл бұрын
Calculated
@dziltener3 жыл бұрын
Lindt is Swiss though. Also, fun fact, the Swiss military has a device called "Toblerone"!
@DudokX10 жыл бұрын
You can't drop rod just like that! It would need rocket engine to slow it down, because orbit is defined by velocity. I know this from playing KSP .
@hikari_no_yume10 жыл бұрын
Oh, right! If you simply let go of it, it would be orbiting exactly the same way the satellite is!
@Thomcat10 жыл бұрын
If you threw the rod towards the earth it'd come down eventually :3
@HisCarlnessI10 жыл бұрын
***** Not necessarily.
@VTOLAircraftMad9 жыл бұрын
***** nope, It would slowly drift away, then start moving towards you again and collide with you half an orbit later, at the same speed you threw it at.
@Scigatt9 жыл бұрын
threadnaught *full orbit. On the half orbit it will be too far ahead to hit you because it's in a lower orbit for that half.
@felixcroc8 жыл бұрын
given their recent performance, shipping the English squad off to Mars isn't that bad of an idea.
@muhammadzidnii25772 жыл бұрын
Still not wrong. Losing to hungary at home is a disgrace
@gimpymcgimperton18533 жыл бұрын
The original concept for the god rod was actually a tungsten rod
@lividsoda8 жыл бұрын
ROCKET LEAGUE. THEY CALLED IT.
@megabo3ed4 жыл бұрын
And galactic football years before!
@bowtieproductions67083 жыл бұрын
Gonna need a citation on that Mr. Lindt bit. I've tried multiple times and never found anything that says that.
@bowtieproductions67082 жыл бұрын
@@ragnkja the plot thickens! (Just like the chocolate)
@KillerTruffle3 жыл бұрын
Making the ball 3 times heavier = more mass = greater inertia = lots of broken shins when combined with the bone weakening effects of lower gravity. And we thought players were taking dives too often here on earth!
@MattMoney6 жыл бұрын
Ideas for low gravity football: Either do the halfpipe idea, or have a box with ribbed walls to step on to make the game more vertical. As a catch, make it illegal to have a hand touch the ground.
@michaelcallander7085 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to thank Chris for accidentally derailing this entire episode from the start.
@yannickgobel24312 жыл бұрын
In case anyone still cares , the chocolate museum is in cologne
@firebird95949 жыл бұрын
Not titanium, tungsten and perhaps a depleted uranium core. (titanium loses strength after 400°F and reentry would be way hotter plus tungsten has the highest melting point and one of the highest densities of all metals, depleted uranium is super dense)
@firebird95949 жыл бұрын
also it wouldn't level a city, most energy would go into the ground, so it was designed as a bunker buster.
@joshuahadams8 жыл бұрын
+redstone cat surely the bow shock would blow things away? What would happen if you dropped one on a tectonic fault?
@shogun22156 жыл бұрын
I've now got an image of Rod Stewart being fired at a city from space, and all you hear is "BAAAABY JANE" before an almighty explosion wipes out said city.
@DarrenRainey7 жыл бұрын
12:00 and tom has basically described the plot of call of duty ghosts
@keetrandling45302 жыл бұрын
Seven years on, and after multiple viewings, STILL some of the most entertaining stuff out there
@MattFowlerBTR10 жыл бұрын
Such pure and unrelenting joy! Great work with the multicam edit too (as always), although seemingly missed the chance to give Tom's near spit take the same treatment as Matt's ones.
@Vinemaple2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was doing well to learn the names of all the completely different candy products sold in Canada... then these British folks come along with their "Bar Wars," and I realize it's different all over again.
@daisybrain94233 жыл бұрын
The wheel spins and lands on Mars.
@LachiBoii8 жыл бұрын
'I'll be black' - Matt Gray, 2014
@123legosandletsplays8 жыл бұрын
This has some of the most northern things in it.
@IanMartindale10 жыл бұрын
Possibly my favourite episode so far. Spat my drink out with laughter at the end. Great work, all!
@DataCab1e9 жыл бұрын
I think I need an encyclopedia of British confections to get half the jokes in this one. But on the subject of low-G Football, keep in mind that with reduced gravity comes reduced weight and therefore traction, but mass and therefore inertia remains the same. This makes starting, stopping and changing direction more difficult.
@joshuahadams8 жыл бұрын
Two words: Velcro pitch. You'll stop better, turn better, but also trip/carpet burn easier.
@RWTWM10 жыл бұрын
The best show so far by a huge margin, and that's not to say the others were in any way unenjoyable.
@umgubularslashkilter92725 жыл бұрын
Gary silently mouthing along with Tom's intro is hilarious
@adammullarkey49968 жыл бұрын
10:30 I thought the Rods from God were tungsten?
@mitigatekeeps13718 жыл бұрын
They are.
@JasperJanssen8 жыл бұрын
Or depleted uranium, or titanium, or whatever - the point is that it doesn't *really* matter very much.
@jamjal41858 жыл бұрын
The matter doesn't matter?
@samuelyoung16 жыл бұрын
originally it was titanium, but then tungsten.
@leogougeon89846 жыл бұрын
But wouldn't titanium burn up on its way through the atmosphere, cause if i recall correctly you can actually melt titanium with a bunsen burner so, it would most definitely burn on its way and thus tungsten would make more sense, right?
@eddotron12246 жыл бұрын
Accidentally clicked unsubscribe while watching this. I've never clicked cancel so fast in all my life
@NoDream424 Жыл бұрын
I need the chocolate wars to be a series of ads
@p00ky7610 жыл бұрын
I just looked up Rods of God & wiki furnished me with "Kinetic bombardment", it says "Although the SALT II (1979) prohibited the deployment of orbital weapons of mass destruction, it did not prohibit the deployment of conventional weapons. The system is prohibited by neither the Outer Space Treaty nor the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty.". So you could if you wanted too. :)
@Brannersatlarge10 жыл бұрын
@p00ky7610 жыл бұрын
Gary Brannan :D
@deadnoobie28599 жыл бұрын
While late, the treaty does prohibit weapons of mass destruction, which doesn't actually have an official definition and has evolved over time. The scope of the damage potential could, in theory, be classified under that moniker should one ever actually be built, and therefore end up being prohibited.
@p00ky769 жыл бұрын
Interesting, still sounds like a bit of a grey area to me. And you know, politicians love a little bit of grey when it comes to ethics.
@deadnoobie28599 жыл бұрын
p00ky76 Oh, that is exactly what it is. And likely it will stay that way until one is ever built. Once one is though, whoever actually made it will try and say its legal while those who are worried it might be used against them by said country will likely lobby to have it classified a WMD. Cause politics. You don't ban something that you might want to use until someone else tries to use it first. That's why most WMDs had to be used before they got banned (nuclear weapons, anthrax, mustard gas, etc).
@rollingtroll6 жыл бұрын
A Mars Bar in a wrapper in order for it to re-enter an atmosphere. "What, like Eminem?" How did you guys not laugh about that one?
@andrewhazlewood45693 жыл бұрын
I think it was accidental but it was brilliant. Do they have m and m chocolate in England?
@medleyshift13258 жыл бұрын
Dang it Tom, they're TUNGSTEN! Tungsten rods form the gods!
@countertony7 жыл бұрын
As I write this, season 6 has gone live in its entirety. Despite all the comedy genius that has occurred, there is still no joke to touch the glory of the last one in this episode.
@andrewhazlewood45694 жыл бұрын
That Eminem / m and m joke was brilliant but no-one noticed it. 16:53
@derkateramabend7 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott's Anti-Gravity Shitting!
@hotscottrulz6 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott - Pissing in the Wind
@joebykaeby5 жыл бұрын
Now that the series is over :’( we can officially say, this was the best episode ever
@laurieinjapan8 жыл бұрын
Great show! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing!
@EmonEconomist4 жыл бұрын
16:54 The fact that there were no Mystery Biscuits for 'M&M' is a travesty.
@theminecraft4202 Жыл бұрын
8 years later i just wanna point out the Flashline Mars Arctic Research Station spells out F- MARS, which makes me think that's the only reason they put it there.
@gazelle14678 жыл бұрын
5 whole minutes of off topic, you guys are awesome.
@seanboyd28988 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favourite episode of Citations Needed that they have recorded so far.
@thecassman10 жыл бұрын
BOOM! - That's my next 20 minutes sorted! :) View #8 too!
@simba48052 ай бұрын
Another fun Swiss army/chocolate fact: At strategic valleys along the Swiss border are bunkers and a line of concrete anti tank barriers (on all sides, not just the German side because Neutrality) and they actually do have a Toblerone-like shape.
@eratonysiad25828 жыл бұрын
The factory of Linds (or however it is spelled) is in Köln. I've been to the museum thing. It's got some satisfying stuff going on.
@adammullarkey49968 жыл бұрын
Lindt.
@caramelldansen22043 жыл бұрын
we spell it Llint in Wales (this is a joke)
@unixgrief78527 жыл бұрын
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@ericpopcorn66076 жыл бұрын
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@Senny_V3 жыл бұрын
I googled several times already when this episode came up, and i found nothing to confirm the Lindt story, i wonder if there's anything out there
@waveuponwave36722 жыл бұрын
They mixed it up a bit, the guy who died was Heinrich Stollwerck, of German chocolate manufacturer Stollwerck
@Senny_V2 жыл бұрын
@@waveuponwave3672 Ohhhhh Thank you!
@FallingofftheGrid3 жыл бұрын
This absolutely had me in stitches XD
@cybergeek112353 жыл бұрын
fuck's sake, gents - "I lost my leg in *nom*". Sitting right there it was, and you all sailed RIGHT past it!
@fictionmyth9 жыл бұрын
I am now writing a screen play in my head about a soccer team that has to play the world cup on Mars in order to uphold a title as "current greatest" team. The coach is giving them some rousing pep talk about how the physics will differ and that it isn't the game they're used to. The alpha player is grieving the 40 year flight that will take him away from his family as he lies in cryostasis. P.S. Sorry I called Football, Soccer. It feels disingenuous to call it football as an American. Like I'm being intentionally coy or something.
@tsgillespiejr9 жыл бұрын
Coming this Summer: Best team on Earth? That's nothing! Best team in the Solar System is the goal. The Solar Cup instead of the World Cup. Specially designed stadia on every planet. Winner takes all. Starring Tom Cruise. Rated R.
@fictionmyth9 жыл бұрын
standingunder You shut up and take my money!
@tsgillespiejr9 жыл бұрын
Corey Carnes LOL! Now let's petition the Honest Trailers guy to do that trailer and we're halfway there.
@fictionmyth9 жыл бұрын
standingunder Count me in! I can hear it now! "In a world...that's out of this world! Comes the tale of the little team that could...but what were they willing to give up? From the director of 'Citizen Kane' and the producers behind 'The Wizard of Oz' and 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie' comes a story the whole family can enjoy! "The Winning *Goal*" (Goal as in objective BUT ALSO AS IN GOOOOOOAAAAALLLL! The marketing guys will have a field day, we're gonna be RICH!)
@tsgillespiejr9 жыл бұрын
Corey Carnes Okay, now you shut up and take your money back! And mine!