The Full Story Of The Contest | Seinfeld
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Күн бұрынWho is master of their domain?
00:00 S9E23 The Finale
00:54 Intro
00:59 S4E11 The Contest
05:59 S5E02 The Puffy Jacket
07:53 S9E23 The Finale
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@HereForTheComments Жыл бұрын
Ordinarily I hate when Hollywood tries to get in on Internet memes. But Seinfeld actually invented this one.
@marcelparker6755 Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was a meme before memes existed 😂😂😂
@georgevarughese4886 Жыл бұрын
With out greatphing themselves-- Line of the best ending. And delivered well by Daffny
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
@@georgevarughese4886 *gratifying, Daphne
@KingDizzleLTDinc. Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 FrFr now that you think about
@cheefussmith9380 Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 id like to gratify daphne
@JustSomeCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын
“He could have had any woman in the world….. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.”
@words007 Жыл бұрын
Story of every guy who loose interest in his partner 😂
@zyzir Жыл бұрын
me
@u.kw1461 Жыл бұрын
Shinji-kun
@DoNotSubscribetoMePlease Жыл бұрын
@@words007 “I’m so heartbroken” *Proceeds to type the letter p*
@cobramentality7171 Жыл бұрын
He was not master of his domain
@grahamvert8174 Жыл бұрын
I honestly think "You'll be out before we get the check" is the best line in the entire show.
@aldoileanumeliber Жыл бұрын
This and the other few hundreds that have become part of folklore
@ruffprophetproductions Жыл бұрын
Might be top 20
@Ash16180 Жыл бұрын
Nah. "a show about nothing" is the best line
@Sadzeih Жыл бұрын
Nah that belongs to: the sea was angry that day my friends
@grahamvert8174 Жыл бұрын
@@Ash16180 There are definitely more iconic lines in the show, but in terms of pure humor I'd say this the cleverest.
@lunchbox7337ify Жыл бұрын
Kramer slapping the cash down and saying I'm out is the funniest part of this to me lol
@DevinHeida Жыл бұрын
The best part is that they were all watching the woman across the street who was naked in her apartment, he leaves and comes back while they were still watching, meaning he left to relieve himself and then came back.
@rootfish2671 Жыл бұрын
@@DevinHeida he jerked it in the hallway
@clemente3 Жыл бұрын
Honestly the most shocking part is that Kramer had $100 lmao
@FredPlanatia Жыл бұрын
who says it was his money?
@gunnasintern Жыл бұрын
he definitely borrowed it from Bob Sacamano
@JK-gu3tl Жыл бұрын
He always has those, its all he carries.
@landochabod7 Жыл бұрын
He only gets hundreds...
@brendanveit84 Жыл бұрын
@@gunnasintern or Lomez
@realkingofantarctica Жыл бұрын
I didn't realise on my first viewing, but 'The Contest' was so *dense* with jokes and amazing moments, it could have easily lasted four episodes.
@cesar5379 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say they would last that long
@MS-sv1tr Жыл бұрын
That's just Seinfeld, though. Still the best ever.
@timy9197 Жыл бұрын
@@cesar5379 lmao
@marcelparker6755 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The show won a "Best Writing" Emmy for this episode without even saying the actual "M" word.
@theprinceoftides6836 Жыл бұрын
@@MS-sv1tr Truth.
@outcastedOpal Жыл бұрын
This episode aged extraordinarily well.
@jacobbell8171 Жыл бұрын
which episode?
@outcastedOpal Жыл бұрын
@@jacobbell8171 the one where the joke originated.
@apothecurio Жыл бұрын
The Peeping into the window is a little ehhh but these characters are all supposed to be kind of bad people.
@d.casanova Жыл бұрын
4:29 😂😂😂
@KW-md1bq Жыл бұрын
Other than the JFK Junior reference
@emilyreilhan Жыл бұрын
"i shave my legs!" "not every day" LMAO
@nateliebermann-sp5rx 3 ай бұрын
THE DELIVERY
@Etobeeshawn Жыл бұрын
Poor Marla. She was so traumatized by what Jerry did (the Contest) in the Autumn of 1992 that a year later, she had to change her name to Daphne Moon and move to Seattle
@davna4420 Жыл бұрын
😂 when she finally said " a ...a ...a contest " 😂 I was on the floor when she said " it was horrible, horrible" 😂
@shoqwavebeats8745 Жыл бұрын
That part gives me the same feeling lol, and the way the rest of them reacted 😂
@fromthehaven94 Жыл бұрын
Oh, for the love of God... LOL
@doncheechako8084 Жыл бұрын
@@fromthehaven94 I love that line & George's mom reaction with her purse.
@spencerbelcher9688 Жыл бұрын
The audience member losing it during the hand modeling guy part is hilarious🤣
@djtforever1414 Жыл бұрын
I've never believed that George would so easily tell this story (especially in a public place). He would try to keep it secret.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc Жыл бұрын
It's one of his few successes. Except he lied.
@Donovarkhallum Жыл бұрын
Madness he has no shame
@-Nobody-1 Жыл бұрын
George has no shame. This is exactly on character.
@milesfernando Жыл бұрын
I dont think it's an issue with the writing or anything, he was being discreet with it and not directly saying it so without context, a passerby hearing a couple sentences of the conversation wouldn't pick up on it
@TCM215 Жыл бұрын
George can never keep a secret
@Tumbleweed8122 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard actual real human laughs on a sitcom and I now know the beauty of it
@arclite95 Жыл бұрын
That’s because Seinfeld was actually funny
@MilkeyMilkthedog Жыл бұрын
Where have you been
@ZacV47 Жыл бұрын
Most 90’s sitcoms had live audiences
@Despair505 Жыл бұрын
Is this the first sitcom you've watched
@gustavholst9085 11 ай бұрын
Every person who recorded that laugh track is probably dead by now. You are listening to dead people laughing.
@paulvalenti5763 Жыл бұрын
30 years ago. Two minutes into this episode and I knew it was going to be the classic Seinfeld episode.
@prism8289 Жыл бұрын
Timeless subject.
@jimlahey3919 Жыл бұрын
Sure you did, LeBron
@kobeisthegoat5767 Жыл бұрын
@@jimlahey3919 😂
@SirMildredPierce 8 ай бұрын
I too only lasted a couple of minutes.
@rosario508 Жыл бұрын
“Ya know….I was aloooone….” The greatest line in the past, current, or future history of sitcoms.
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
"George, what are you doing?! My God!!"
@DNYGdj Жыл бұрын
What is it with youtube commenters and their infatuation with claiming they know what the greatest of anything is? 🤣
@earthsurgery1237 Жыл бұрын
Let's not exaggerate now
@gunr2012 Жыл бұрын
Negative
@RedDevil_Joe Жыл бұрын
Wow you have an amazingly low bar for sitcoms 😂 watch some British shows
@projectburpees Жыл бұрын
This contest is beyond tame by today's standards.
@beensupe Жыл бұрын
And still funnier than any sitcom episode in the past 20+ years
@projectburpees Жыл бұрын
@@beensupe 100 * edit except for curbed of course!
@RodSwap Жыл бұрын
Most of the stuff on this show is beyond tame by today’s standards Thats why i like it
@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын
Good, you're not anachronistic.
@rishabsingh8009 Жыл бұрын
November rain
@whatsinname5683 Жыл бұрын
0:47 Frank's reaction is pure gold
@marcelparker6755 Жыл бұрын
It's Newman's face that gets me... and Peterman's "For the love of God!" 😂😂😂
@whatsinname5683 Жыл бұрын
@@marcelparker6755 can't argue with that
@malwandlanavela5890 Жыл бұрын
George's parents have always been hysterical.
@whatsinname5683 Жыл бұрын
@@malwandlanavela5890 made for each other
@vitreo1363 Жыл бұрын
RIP Jerry Stiller
@andmicbro1 11 ай бұрын
They left out the scenes in bed each night. That was part of what made that episode even funnier. Elaine tossing and turning after her Yoga class was hilarious.
@suyashjoshi8 Жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes in television history. They never even called it the actual m word.
@JC20XX Жыл бұрын
That's the genius of it. They'd never have been allowed to air it back then if they were more explicit.
@packlesswolf1 Жыл бұрын
What M word? Mature?
@jekkobc126 Жыл бұрын
@@packlesswolf1 the m word for beatin off
@felixftw4702 Жыл бұрын
@@packlesswolf1 man how old are you
@rootfish2671 Жыл бұрын
@@packlesswolf1 he meant Kramer yelling the N word
@HarryNicNicholas Жыл бұрын
"i come home to find my son treating hid body like an amusement park" has to be the most innovative lines in a comedy ever.
@octo20 Жыл бұрын
Should have included the clip of Kramer sleeping soundly in his bed. 🤣
@jason60chev Жыл бұрын
At the end of the episode, all of them were sleeping soundly.
@12classics39 9 ай бұрын
@@jason60chevIncluding Marla in the arms of JFK Jr himself.
@user-ni9xb4hj3j Жыл бұрын
"I shave my legs! -Not every day" Took me ages to get that joke 😂
@Qagpt Жыл бұрын
I’m still struggling
@jorgegaray7614 Жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@conorscott1386 Жыл бұрын
@@jorgegaray7614 Two meanings: He’s insulting Elaine by suggesting that she has noticeably hairy legs and Implying that he jerks off every day
@armedpoop Жыл бұрын
@@jorgegaray7614 Kramer "gratifies himself" every day.
@isitoveryet9525 11 ай бұрын
@@armedpoopoh…..I thought he was saying that men have to shave their faces every day.
@susandemir7180 Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld is pure class. Got to be the best comedy show every. All others just follow
@rogueuniversities6866 Жыл бұрын
do you enjoy being a sycophant?
@theend9258 Жыл бұрын
Ok sure. Especially with the "no nut November" title.
@AnonymousAccount514 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t have said it better myself
@NewNormalWorldOrder Жыл бұрын
Always Sunny is better tho ;)
@namanjoshi1477 Жыл бұрын
Arrested Development I feel is better
@yusufal-kafir1539 Жыл бұрын
Elaine: Oh, that's baloney- I shave my *legs* Kramer: *Not every day, you don't*
@a5193 Жыл бұрын
This line killed me 😂😂😂😂
@samuelluria4744 Жыл бұрын
Better than the line, was her uncomfortable inability to bring a response!!🤣🤣🤣
@Karan-Aujla Жыл бұрын
Could you please explain?
@SackSmasher 8 ай бұрын
My favorite part is honestly when Elaine says "I shave my legs" and Kramer replies "Not every day"
@adamc1966 7 ай бұрын
Should have been-Not twice a day 👍
@Dnyce341 6 ай бұрын
“Dependent on cub scouts to feed him” is an insane line
@BIGGS1 10 ай бұрын
Jerry’s reaction to learning that he won while he’s about to die is hilarious
@LANGI902 Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld really put NNN in the title 😂
@chazjohannsen Жыл бұрын
After a rough day yesterday, I’m proud to say I am still Master of My Domain. The temptation was strong, but I kept myself busy and in public to curb the urge.
@Urine666Deity Жыл бұрын
Lmfao ive been ejaculating like 5 times a day lately and I couldn't be happier
@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын
"Curb the urge." Nice euphemism.
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
Feel free to NOT share these things.
@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 You're watching a video entitled "No nut", and a comment like that bothers you? LOL
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
@@LowLevelNC Annoys. Up until then, it was all fictitious.
@VictorCarnevali Жыл бұрын
This espisode actually came out in November 1992. So yeah... NoNutNovember certified.
@rickardcr8770 Жыл бұрын
"You better be careful buddy, she's going to get you next" hahahah 😆😅😂😂😂
@tommy_noble Жыл бұрын
"I figured you'd cruise at least through Spring" lmao
@deathshead357 Жыл бұрын
What was the joke here? I don't get it.
@tommy_noble Жыл бұрын
@@deathshead357 he's just doubling down on how easy it should be for a female.
@EvanG529 10 ай бұрын
5:52 I love that look to the window. Perfectly communicates what he's thinking.
@mannequin_z Жыл бұрын
6:35 might be the best crowd reaction I’ve ever heard
@edlobato1251 Жыл бұрын
"I'm outta the contest" needs to be on a shirt.
@whatsinname5683 Жыл бұрын
Only This 'contest ' episode alone is generation ahead of all the sitcoms.. GOAT
@Nhamp2000 Жыл бұрын
I would've lost the contest after seeing Elaine in her gym outfit.
@whydidtheballooneatthefox282 Жыл бұрын
Seinfield is just pure perfection, this contest episode. Is the reason for my obsession with Seinfeld. Kinda 😂
@frozengamer3030 Жыл бұрын
George glamoured himself.
@avalonjustin Жыл бұрын
"GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
@frozengamer3030 Жыл бұрын
@@avalonjustin I can imagine her saying that
@kandoo1316 Жыл бұрын
I love J. Petermans "For the love of God!" in court. Lolll
@zacfromArkansas Жыл бұрын
The way Kramer says“Not everyday” 😆
@You-sw7tm Жыл бұрын
0:46 Frank Constanza's reaction to hearing about the contest gets me everytime.
@bonwatcher Жыл бұрын
This gave the world a new definition to the term, "Master of his own domain." 🤣
@after_midnight9592 Жыл бұрын
"Why, George why?" "Because it's there!"
@steverogers7601 Жыл бұрын
I love how this scene was recreated on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Lol
@agustinusrangel2575 Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of this cast lmao
@Osiris2134 Жыл бұрын
I actually never knew that Seinfeld invented NNN 😂
@mrsmiley0492 Жыл бұрын
You're telling me that this whole "contest" came from a show 💀
@marcelparker6755 Жыл бұрын
Yes. Welcome to the party.
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
"The Contest" is the name of the episode... It's not a real contest except in the show
@JaeLCR13 11 ай бұрын
I love how everyone in the courtroom acted like hearing about the nature of the contest is the most disturbing thing ever conceived. If this show was made today, it'd get a few chuckles, but everyone would quickly move on-if it even became a factor in the first place.
@MA-go7ee 7 ай бұрын
Their prudishness was exaggerated for comedy
@xjcrossx Жыл бұрын
The only person that laughs in the courtroom when she says gratifying themselves is Uncle Leo lol
@l.k.3304 Жыл бұрын
Gahahah
@carloregalado7751 Жыл бұрын
uncle Leo has always been the goofy one lol
@gordongekko9742 Жыл бұрын
Hellooooooo
@xjcrossx Жыл бұрын
@@gordongekko9742 hellooo uncle leo.... : /
@l.k.3304 Жыл бұрын
@@gordongekko9742 heeeloooouuuuu
@arielf9587 Жыл бұрын
S5E2 is titled The Puffy Shirt not The Puffy Jacket. And you want to be my Seinfeld trivia account.
@stellarwind1946 Жыл бұрын
But I don’t want to be a pirate!
@RockAndGrohlMe Жыл бұрын
And YOU want to be my latex salesman. (smdh)
@paulchakrabarty9606 Жыл бұрын
lol I just realized, George sniffed the bills that Elaine gave ROFL. I still cannot believe I watched this in front of my parents and got away with it since they did not understand any of it.
@packergeek10 Жыл бұрын
"Dependant on cub scouts to feed him" God there are so many great random lines.
@Ochimusha108 Жыл бұрын
"I'm out!" Didn't even understand this back when I first saw it on TV and *still* that made me laugh.
@christiansenator Жыл бұрын
That's an insane monologue for this random no name guest actor to come in and kill it
@sirroms Жыл бұрын
you mean uh
@MeneerHerculePoirot Жыл бұрын
I like Mr. Bookman the best.
@aviv27a Жыл бұрын
@@MeneerHerculePoirot That's OFFICER Bookman to you, joyboy.
@typicaljaguar9155 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't she on Frasier?
@hermanndercheruskerfurst9095 Жыл бұрын
@@typicaljaguar9155 yes a main character, hardly a no-name
@jonathanmyers2867 Жыл бұрын
8:47 "Ohh! I'm ready! I'm ready! Glory hallelujah!"
@alexlun4464 Жыл бұрын
whoever runs this channel, you're a bloody genius
@brigidann23 Жыл бұрын
...and I thought No Nut November meant giving up peanuts and other high-fat nut-based snacks for a month... like giving up alcohol during Dry January🙈
@elliotgillum Жыл бұрын
🤣
@chesscomsupport8689 Жыл бұрын
No, it means that your girlfriend has to give up nut-based snacks for a month
@sumobo7108 Жыл бұрын
lol
@reycesarcarino4653 Жыл бұрын
@@chesscomsupport8689 what girlfriend 😂
@pineutrino Жыл бұрын
Dry January is a ban on foreplay
@charliepanayiotou4305 Жыл бұрын
The greatest Seinfeld episode
@uneedtherapy42 Жыл бұрын
Puffy Shirt too and The Outing
@YoungIroh Жыл бұрын
4:30 "youre about 30 years too early"
@derrickjohnston8477 8 ай бұрын
"It actually started with George and his mother"
@Redvines69 Жыл бұрын
I was at Walmart and saw a Planter's Peanuts that said "To all a good nut" and I died.
@rootfish2671 Жыл бұрын
They knew what they were doing...
@avalonjustin Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was trendsetting years ago!😁👍
@CoffeeKawaii Жыл бұрын
03:13 Love Elaine’s smile reaction to Kramer’s quick exit
@hisuiangengar8169 3 ай бұрын
“Well it all started with George and his mother” might be the most underrated quote of the show
@pennclick Жыл бұрын
Ray McKigney didn’t actually die. He found Kamar-Taj while searching for a cure for his hands and became sorcerer supreme.
@MissPopuri Жыл бұрын
The hair of the bald guy describing George’s successor hands 🤣 I cannot…
@SeanTube2099 Жыл бұрын
I’d seen some compilations of this before, but I’d never seen the end where George admits he cheated 🤯
@imrankjamil Жыл бұрын
What's funnier is the fact that the courtroom was horrified for them four to establish self-control, even if it was for their own selfish reason.😂
@woussess Жыл бұрын
I never noticed Keith Hernandez in this scene before. Him in the front row made it even better 😂
@yavitvexe9997 9 ай бұрын
Jerry singing along with the animation, and Kramer putting his words😂😂😂
@shadowsonicsilver6 Жыл бұрын
The actress who is telling us about the contest is the same actress who plays Daphne Moon on Frasier
@vickynegi1345 Жыл бұрын
4:54 that rhyme though lol
@ryan6881 Жыл бұрын
One of the best Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes ever
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
"The '90s? When we were in high school?"
@simpleman283 Жыл бұрын
Kramer is just too honest.
@thatguyukno5958 Жыл бұрын
I love the betting odds being decided on the spot
@johnedinger8343 Жыл бұрын
Best episode of any comedy ever!!!!
@baileyedwards615 Жыл бұрын
"I shave my legs" "Not everyday" That one was personal
@Im__Your__Huckleberry 8 ай бұрын
"It can't end like this" "Ooh I'm ready, I'm ready glory hallelujah" 💀💀
@beasttank3266 Жыл бұрын
His hand turned to a claw lmfao
@Quentino808 Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was ahead of its time 😂
@marcelparker6755 Жыл бұрын
Oh..... John John 😂😂😂
@mikedip76 8 ай бұрын
I'd figure you'd cruise at least through the spring
@sanswift Жыл бұрын
This one is my favourite Seinfeld episode 😭👍
@sikwilly45 Жыл бұрын
This one and "The Switch" are my two favorite episodes.
@dabunnyrabbit2620 Жыл бұрын
"George what are you doing my god....." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@111danish111 Жыл бұрын
The things Daphne had to go through !!
@sitcomchristian6886 Жыл бұрын
I seriously thought I had accidentally clicked a Frasier video for a second. Not that that would have been a problem lol
@MarloSoBalJr 8 ай бұрын
And thus... No Nut November was born. Seinfeld was ahead of the curve and have been since
@lessthanthreemetal 3 ай бұрын
"Glamour????" Lmao
@judeguichon717 Жыл бұрын
Man I can't believe Daphne dated Jerry and Niles!
@user-yc5um2pl5v Жыл бұрын
And also John-John!
@jason60chev Жыл бұрын
I've already failed for November!
@justinalias2279 Жыл бұрын
In highschool we recreated the contest after seeing this episode. I basically Kramer 'd
@Physix_XO Жыл бұрын
Crazy, I could never get into this show but with things like this it makes me want to watch it
@rulyhyperion8277 Жыл бұрын
If you can make it through the first 3 seasons the rest is gold
@johncosimano1006 8 ай бұрын
Watch "The Puffy Shirt" episode then get back to us .
@AdamG1983 11 ай бұрын
"I'm out" is the greatest moment in 90s sitcom history
@bryb2644 10 ай бұрын
Cheap glue, lol
@joshthehawk746 Жыл бұрын
" not everyday" how could i not have seen this. kramer is just so wise
@presntnow Жыл бұрын
Jay Peterman- "For the Love of God!" Hahahahaha
@themonsterunderyourbed9408 Жыл бұрын
Of course George would have no regards for the honor system.
@IanPeon Жыл бұрын
Most relevant show ever, apparently.
@jesuscontreraslopez Жыл бұрын
Not just the best episode of Seinfeld. it's the best episode of any comedy show ever!
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