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The goats that crave human pee - Simon's Peculiar Portions #75

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The goats that crave human pee - Simon's Peculiar Portions #75
0:00 CATHOLIC BISHOP IS SELLING PIG SEMEN
13:55 MOUNTAIN CRAVE HUMAN PEE
24:44 SAN FRANCISCO
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@Odyanii
@Odyanii Жыл бұрын
Lewis should go into politics, he has an incredible talent of sounding like he is saying something without saying anything at all
@illpunchyouintheface9094
@illpunchyouintheface9094 Жыл бұрын
It’s very inspiring, one day when I’m old and senile I want to be like Lewis
@TheActionAsk
@TheActionAsk Жыл бұрын
Love that they talk about the article for 8 and a half minutes before even reading it, this is the kinda thing that makes these two so good to watch together
@al145
@al145 Жыл бұрын
They really should do a podcast or something
@niatscreations4913
@niatscreations4913 Жыл бұрын
@@al145 this is a podcast aswell
@UTO7
@UTO7 Жыл бұрын
@@al145 they call it the yog...pod?
@al145
@al145 Жыл бұрын
@@niatscreations4913 forgive if i don't believe you, but surely this is just some lads that talk to each other in a room occasionally
@al145
@al145 Жыл бұрын
@@UTO7 wow that's a shit name, i sure hope they don't call it that. Never gonna get anywhere with that i tell ya hwhat
@zdavisgenki243
@zdavisgenki243 Жыл бұрын
Still the funniest comedy duo on KZfaq after all these years
@mikethemaniacal
@mikethemaniacal Жыл бұрын
in scouts we were taught to pee on rocks instead of trees because the deer/elk will destroy the vegetation trying to lick the salt out
@KCVideo160
@KCVideo160 Жыл бұрын
I love Lewis logical cycle around 7:40. where he realizes burning books is both bad, and not what satanism does.
@LoreRevolution
@LoreRevolution Жыл бұрын
It's quite funny if you know anything about LaVeyan Satanism, actually. As it's mostly a satire of Catholicism.
@clint7247
@clint7247 Жыл бұрын
The first story seems like a smear job against a man who simply fell in love with a fiction author and got a job in the animal husbandry industry... made me kinda sad.
@MrCrownedClown
@MrCrownedClown Жыл бұрын
Oh this starts good: "There is more stuff inside of us. Are you going for the pig semen." For this kind of transition I am watching the Yogscast.
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok Жыл бұрын
"Are you going for the pig semen? That's your third cup! You'll be making sloshing sounds when you walk to your car."
@briandoolittle3422
@briandoolittle3422 Жыл бұрын
14:12 Hey, that's a local headline! And its not even that old, as it was a 2018-2019 program. Id be happy to give a local perspective on the program: Mountain Goats are from the Rocky Mountains and Cascade Mountains of North America. These mountain ranges are, like the Alps or Himalayas, continental crust uplifted by tectonic activity. The Mountain Goats being removed in this story are from the Olympic Mountains in the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State. These Mountains are a little different. They are Ocean Crust uplifted by tectonic activity. The difference is the rock type. Long story short, ocean crust is entirely volcanic basalt, very uniform in mineral composition, and very lacking in many dietary minerals, including potassium and sodium. This means the plantlife adapted to those environments also are very lacking in those minerals in comparison. Guess what Human pee has in an extreme abundance... sodium and potassium (salts). Goats are from an environment where these minerals can be found in a certain quantity in plantlife and rocks. They where transplanted to the Olympic Peninsula a century ago by people, and that environment does not have the nutrients they need. Human pee does, so they aggressively seek it out from hikers and climbers. This park is in a relatively small mountain range. Its not the size of the Alps. The goats are often ripping plantlife out of the ground and eating them if they have been peed on. So Its devegitating the local environment. They are also aggressively eating any plantlife that does concentrate the salts they crave. It is having a degenerative effect on the local flora. Again; they are not native. They where brought there about 100 years ago by people. Their removal is basically supported by everyone. They are a major environmental hazard, and nuisance. However, the program is controversial due to the method of removal. The Cascade Mountains where they released the goats has a healthy and large population of mountain goats, and a large number of the goats relocated died in transit, at the cost of a lot of money. Instead, the state could have provided a hunting program that brought the state revenue and still removed the goats. The airlifting program was ridiculous. * That picture of the "most satanic goat I've ever seen" is a pretty typical mountain goat. Our goats are muscly brutal monsters that get to upwards of 300 pounds. I have encountered several dozen black bears, a few grizzly bears (brown bears), cougars (the biggest I've ever encountered was ~220 lbs), wolves, and many Moose. Goats have been the most aggressive wild animals I have ever encountered. I have been followed for a mile with no more than 15 feet (on average, the goat got as close as touching distance occasionally) of space by a 200 Lbs mountain goat just because it was waiting for me to pee. Admittedly, the most aggressive goats Ive ever encountered where all in their native habitat of the Cascade Mountains, not the Olympics. But I'm in the Cascades 20 to 1 compared to the Olympics, so that doesn't mean too much. Mountain goats are aggressive animals in general though. The environmental hazard is the primary reason to remove them from the Olympic Peninsula. You probably don't bother to check comments or respond, but if you are interested or have more questions ( including random people that aren't the Yogscast) feel free to ask.
@ItsRinaldo
@ItsRinaldo Жыл бұрын
Man, if I was walking Hurricane Ridge and a mountain goat was there looking for my pee that would be game over for me. Though lol at the idea of the US National Parks having billions to spend on anything much less moving mountain goats. Plus, like 35 goats dying is not a substantial majority of the hundreds that were relocated. It isn't a nothing amount but a long way from majority.
@briandoolittle3422
@briandoolittle3422 Жыл бұрын
@@ItsRinaldo Your right. I was writing this from memory, and I substantially exaggerated the stats. I edited my comment for better accuracy. It was still a silly program though.
@capulcinka
@capulcinka Жыл бұрын
i like how you said "long story short" in the middle of the first paragraph :D
@SoybeanGravy
@SoybeanGravy Жыл бұрын
Hiking in the US sounds genuinely hundreds of times more dangerous than hiking in Australia, and Americans always bang on about our fauna being dangerous. I’ve never been on a walk and had to worry about being charged after by a fucking 100-kilo ball of bone, muscle, and seething rage. Or a bear, or a fucking mountain lion. Snakes are easy to avoid, and dingoes and roos are mostly pretty shit-scared of humans (it would take a really unfortunate series of events to find yourself in a boxing match, even with a grey). America sounds terrifying
@briandoolittle3422
@briandoolittle3422 Жыл бұрын
@@SoybeanGravy When i say a goat is aggressive, I don't mean its threatening me. They sometimes get close to me because they want something from me. Goats don't attack people. Theres been only a single recorded instance of a person dying from a goat attack in U.S history. Bears and Cougars are simply not aggressive to adult people outside of rare circumstances. Most deaths are hunters, people that try to get close to bears, or unsupervised children. They aren't as dangerous as you are making them out to be. Our animals may sound scary, but you are objectively more likely to die from the drive to the hike than you are from any animal. You are dramatizing our wildlife in the exact same way you're complaining about Americans dramatizing Australias.
@115UndeadAnarchy115
@115UndeadAnarchy115 Жыл бұрын
I love that the chapter for the Goat segment is just MOUNTAIN CRAVE HUMAN PEE
@charlottesmith9271
@charlottesmith9271 Жыл бұрын
A few years ago i watched yogscast all the time, and I recenly watched the dont starve series again and then came across their new content like this video! you guys are still as funny as I remember. it was nice watching this it reminded me of when I was younger :)
@phoenixsoren
@phoenixsoren Жыл бұрын
Little known note about human urine, it's not sterile! It's called 'liquid waste' for a reason. Not to kink shame, but the only time it's acceptable, health-wise, to drink is when you absolutely have no alternative to help you survive an emergency situation
@illpunchyouintheface9094
@illpunchyouintheface9094 Жыл бұрын
I never knew this. this whole time I’ve been drinking my own piss and everyone else’s around me
@Wolfencreek
@Wolfencreek Жыл бұрын
Been a fan for year, love me some Diggy Hole Man and that other guy, and Daff.
@illpunchyouintheface9094
@illpunchyouintheface9094 Жыл бұрын
Yes diggy hole man is very good with his daff. Other guy is bit crazy but he gets the pp going
@illpunchyouintheface9094
@illpunchyouintheface9094 Жыл бұрын
It takes a while for Simons pp to get up but once’s it gets going it last for about 30 minutes
@ArrJayBee
@ArrJayBee Жыл бұрын
Just watched the whole thing, the Sodom and Gomorrah joke at the end was a great finishing touch. Loved it. Thanks guys. ❤️
@MeriBadger
@MeriBadger Жыл бұрын
i still feel like there is a backstage, three giant tv cameras, an auditorium with tiered seating and racks of overhead lights (mostly off)
@timuransuqa1603
@timuransuqa1603 Жыл бұрын
love you guys! been watching for years, hope your read this just saying thank you for my childhood
@alfredhadesworth9253
@alfredhadesworth9253 Жыл бұрын
This is going to be remembered as the episode where Lewis spends the whole time talking about Satanism, without talking about actual satanism, and more just talks about cliche cultism.
@ComXDude
@ComXDude Жыл бұрын
Hey, Billy! What's your favorite episode of Simon's PP? *I like the one where they talk about "Satanism" for a **_loooong_** time!*
@Vanreis
@Vanreis Жыл бұрын
While on one hand I agree with raging Simon that the fact there are dog restaurants when people are starving is infuriating on the other it's not really the owners fault the world is fucked up. He has a business idea that apparently works well for him, good for him. This is pretty low on my Rage-o-meter compared to the fact all supermarkets throw out tons of food and purposefully ruin it (with salt for example) so no one steals it. THAT is truly fucked up and something we might be able to do something about if politicians actually cared about stuff that helps the starving and homeless...
@blizzardthewizardlizard
@blizzardthewizardlizard Жыл бұрын
Now I wish every pp would have Lewis explaining how each news article is related to Satanism. That could be a podcast of its own.
@avimo2565
@avimo2565 Жыл бұрын
THERE’S A LITTLE INFERNO SEQUEL! PLEASE PLAY IT!
@NighttimeJuneau
@NighttimeJuneau Жыл бұрын
Do you mean the holiday expansion?
@heyheyitsjae2475
@heyheyitsjae2475 Жыл бұрын
Lewis talking about "Satan points" is giving me Snapcube flashbacks
@DrD0000M
@DrD0000M Жыл бұрын
"The Men Who Stare at Goats...Nervously."
@JamieAubrey
@JamieAubrey Жыл бұрын
Pig SEMEN, I thought it was Pig DEMON
@christinaMattsson
@christinaMattsson Жыл бұрын
Thank you for another instalment of informative and current news reported by one of the world's leading journalist.
@gotenks5633
@gotenks5633 Жыл бұрын
27:38 Simon, love you and your awareness bud, Lewis you make no sense mate...Ive seen you rage at the most random things in fun games but you watch an ACTUALLY infuriating thing and you're saying its sweet lol
@dwideschrude411
@dwideschrude411 Жыл бұрын
I wish I had knew you guys were podcasting again. Makes me extremely nostalgic
@knitterknerd
@knitterknerd Жыл бұрын
People do breed pigs. It isn't terribly weird that there are companies selling supplies for it.
@aimanizzwan
@aimanizzwan Жыл бұрын
Every week without Simon's PP i get more depressed
@Potato8884
@Potato8884 Жыл бұрын
Lewis really do just be saying things hahahhahaha
@ArkoseDigital
@ArkoseDigital Жыл бұрын
I can confirm that the deer in Texas also love piss. Gone hiking quite a few places, hundreds of miles apart and at every location the deer love piss.
@MrNikejones
@MrNikejones Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, there is a place in Bristol that sells stake dinners for your dog on just eat £12
@CarespankerGuildslayer
@CarespankerGuildslayer Жыл бұрын
Lewis' knowledge of stanists is going to piss so many people off lol
@SoybeanGravy
@SoybeanGravy Жыл бұрын
The bishop story reminds me of that episode of ‘Father Ted’ with the writer woman who comes to Craggy Island
@mattypalleschi8950
@mattypalleschi8950 Жыл бұрын
This is my go to thing to put on when I’m watching KZfaq
@kusaka2955
@kusaka2955 Жыл бұрын
Im a the dwarf and I digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hooooole
@renaigh
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Simon's American accent is perfection.
@Chronolith187
@Chronolith187 Жыл бұрын
Even notch knew hell is full of pigs😅
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 Жыл бұрын
those goats are HUGE!
@weebjeez
@weebjeez Жыл бұрын
I got an ad @ 13:52 of Shaq saying "You're Welcome", which I feel is something special.
@RubelliteFae
@RubelliteFae Жыл бұрын
I thought Lewis had gotten his hair coloured
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking Жыл бұрын
You think goats drinking pee is weird? Scientists think dogs weren't domesticated wolves, they had a common ancestor, but dogs were pack scavengers and opportunistic predators that self domesticated because they loved to eat caveman poops so much. Just gobbled down those brownies so long that they became our friends. Strange stuff.
@ducttapeengineer
@ducttapeengineer Жыл бұрын
You're going to have to provide some sources for that one.
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking Жыл бұрын
@@ducttapeengineer Alright I'll Google for ya but only because it's interesting. Can't post links here but I'll get you the name of the study I read.
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking Жыл бұрын
Found a good article by Hanz Herzog: "Did Eating Human Poop Play a Role in the Evolution of Dogs? The consumption of human feces may have influenced canine evolution." For the rest both dogs and modern wolves come from an extinct species of grey wolf. Y'all can wikipedia that one if you want though 👍🏼
@Pistolsatsean
@Pistolsatsean Жыл бұрын
This story proves that you should be wary of those who claims themselves to be good, as they so often defame others as wrong or evil simply because they don't understand those other people.
@Floedekage
@Floedekage Жыл бұрын
What story?
@Pistolsatsean
@Pistolsatsean Жыл бұрын
@@Floedekage About the bishop
@illpunchyouintheface9094
@illpunchyouintheface9094 Жыл бұрын
I’m a good man, give me $200 and tell us your address
@knitterknerd
@knitterknerd Жыл бұрын
@@Pistolsatsean Do we know he did anything evil? I can't think of anything mentioned in the episode that's immoral.
@Pistolsatsean
@Pistolsatsean Жыл бұрын
@@knitterknerd That is exactly my point. He is being defamed by the church saying he jerks off piggies, when he probably just does office management of some sort. And even if he were collecting the semen, he goes to work, does his job, then goes home to do whatever, just like everyone else. But the church makes it out like he betrayed god.
@Magmafrost13
@Magmafrost13 Жыл бұрын
5:20 it should be said, this is _strongly_ dependent on where you live. Different countries and different cities have different recycling centres with different capabilities. Basically, dont take recycling advise from people who live on the other side of the world to you, because there's a good chance its not applicable
@ducky5945
@ducky5945 Жыл бұрын
I like the new set-up. Prefer it, even
@capulcinka
@capulcinka Жыл бұрын
dissapointed the pee discussion hasn't turned to bear grylls, Lewis' fav :D
@SaltMeter
@SaltMeter Жыл бұрын
Salt meter : Not Salty
@Magmafrost13
@Magmafrost13 Жыл бұрын
13:26 I mean you're reading the New York Post, what else did you expect?
@CaptainT10000
@CaptainT10000 Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest show in history!!! People will be laughing at these for generations to come!! 😂😂
@TechAlanHow
@TechAlanHow Жыл бұрын
Giveaway shelf? Kirby game??
@jmcover9000
@jmcover9000 Жыл бұрын
Priestiality weirdchamp
@firstnamelastname2247
@firstnamelastname2247 Жыл бұрын
12:52 "I'm pretty sure he isn't masterbaiting pigs"
@kekekeke2200
@kekekeke2200 Жыл бұрын
Your own urine is one of the best ways to keep your lips moist if you smear a bit of it on your lips. You can also use the oily substance on your nose and behind your ears on your lips to keep them from drying out.
@bryalogicalgaming5817
@bryalogicalgaming5817 Жыл бұрын
2:00 No Lewis you work their your whole life and get a pearl necklace... yes for the record I am pleased with myself
@pelonkhan4467
@pelonkhan4467 Жыл бұрын
Goats and dogs are edible.
@al145
@al145 Жыл бұрын
Wait, who are these people? Silman and Lois?
@johnymills3247
@johnymills3247 Жыл бұрын
Man can u guys please play the new little inferno dlc and make my life
@KA-bl1ht
@KA-bl1ht Жыл бұрын
That poor dog has seen so much.
@renaigh
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
San Francisco will be the world's first A.I governed city.
@PhattyBolger
@PhattyBolger Жыл бұрын
Someone I knew had a dog that ate used nappies.
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 Жыл бұрын
dogs eat anything gross, mine certainly do
@Dewi-H
@Dewi-H Жыл бұрын
Yet more piss related stories from Simon 🤔
@cboneperlstone9661
@cboneperlstone9661 Жыл бұрын
Dog restaurant with human food? Why not a goat bar with human piss?
@taylanaplar5036
@taylanaplar5036 Жыл бұрын
But where’s shadow of israphel 43?
@bmxdude1337
@bmxdude1337 Жыл бұрын
I love how off topic they get, why I'm still here. Of course the goats were invasive, stupid bureaucrats. A restaurant for dogs...only in gaytown. I do like how Lewis figured out the social media thing.
@Vinru821
@Vinru821 Жыл бұрын
I have the same cough lol... *cough cough...hack ..spit* ah
@ducttapeengineer
@ducttapeengineer Жыл бұрын
I think this just proves Lewis has no idea what Satanists actually do.
@Pistolsatsean
@Pistolsatsean Жыл бұрын
So are you guys saying that poachers are Satanic? I'm not sure if that is how it works... And writers, yes I'm seeing it now
@loganforsythe3966
@loganforsythe3966 Жыл бұрын
Only here because no triforce this week
@wr6676
@wr6676 Жыл бұрын
☹️Is this over?
@handthefs8197
@handthefs8197 Жыл бұрын
Simon sheepishly putting away Daff after Lewis bullied him 🥺🥺
@StealthNinjaBob
@StealthNinjaBob Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if Lewis could be any further from describing satanism lol
@divamon5602
@divamon5602 Жыл бұрын
WOOOOOO!
@billykidd8360
@billykidd8360 Жыл бұрын
I really love this show. You should start inviting guest outside of the Yogscast so It can become more popular so u can make more shows
@MichaelPace2.0
@MichaelPace2.0 Жыл бұрын
7:59 Satanic Simon
@chrisjones3967
@chrisjones3967 Жыл бұрын
Satanists don't sacrifice animals. That's Hollywood af.
@blackdragoncyrus
@blackdragoncyrus Жыл бұрын
The goats that crave Simon's.......
@isaaccboyd8887
@isaaccboyd8887 Жыл бұрын
I love how they got everything about satanism wrong lol.
@dadisman6731
@dadisman6731 Жыл бұрын
The whole idea of Satanism to me is to defy god in any way. It's ironic that they practice such things that would suggest God's power.
@Ihileath
@Ihileath Жыл бұрын
That really ain’t what satanists are or do.
@dadisman6731
@dadisman6731 Жыл бұрын
@@Ihileath I disagree
@GretchenDawntreader
@GretchenDawntreader Жыл бұрын
I once was enjoying a nice hot bath, drinking beer, peeing out the piss beer and drinking it, and it was simply hilarious. It tastes like mildly salty water, and I promise I neither believe in or worship satan. In fact I blame religion for making people terrified of their bodies. It literally belongs to you, do whatever you want :) "Lord" knows, the Church does.
@TheTerminatorOwns
@TheTerminatorOwns Жыл бұрын
First!
@colehoneck4464
@colehoneck4464 Жыл бұрын
Second
@bustymaiden
@bustymaiden Жыл бұрын
stepping through a homeless persons camp on the way to get a $29 chicken skin waffle for my dog that cant come with because it was bred to not walk
@Terinije
@Terinije Жыл бұрын
WASPs going hard on Catholics as usual.
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