My favourite line was,"I guess i'm black? And they do NOT like black ladies down there." Such a wonderful way to show how dumb racism is. Like she can't believe her color is an issue.

I just used Jason's talk as inspiration for my main point in a debate about climate change, best speech I've written so far, wish me luck

As a test they should have sent someone from accounting with knowledge of the point system to Earth for the length of a human life span and see if it’s even possible to get enough points anymore even if you know how the system works

THIS!!! Jason’s best line. Thanks homie!!

3:11 i love how a extradimensional being whose true form would haunt your very soul and has control over the laws that made the foundations of what we know as reality still incessantly flirts with a guy billions of years her junior.

I wish they made a mini series showing what the judge was doing on earth!

Maya Rudolph was the best casting choice

Possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville? Hmm...yeah, that tracks. Go on, Jason

Jason best moment. Period

Eleanor: "there's this chicken sandwich that if you eat it ,it means you hate gay people.And it's delicious!" I come from italy and I always laugh at this joke even if I don't know ehat she taliing about ?what sandwich is it? Please someone answer me ! D:

1:42 "Earth is a mess y'all" 🤣

1:47 I guess I'm black 😞

How much day was she gone tho

I don't think I am a good person. I hope I can get to a Medium place at the very least. But that might be a bit difficult. In real life I might be pretty decent, but some of these comments in other videos might serve as proof that can change at any time: -"I love when beautiful fictional minors (animated mostly) who are either innocent or pure hearted, or both when they're forced into a deep sleep/hypnosis state. (My pupil takes the form of a goat's as tears start forming in my eyes and a marveled wide opened smile is carved in my face) It's so beautiful to see their soft faces' reactions to the phenomenon ! (Inhales)" -"There is no way to predict when or which of these Ghouls (Fallout 2) are gonna turn, but we can't kill them either. Should we enslave them and take over their power station ?" -"I don't care if Jonh Doe becomes villain Joker, it's a necessary evil for the virus to get mass produced so Freeze can later turn it into a cure." -Mass Effect comments might take a bit too long to fully describe here. Basically I sabotaged the Genophage cure, betrayed Samara and chose either Synthesis or Control because of that Emotional shard I got from Javik; -"I don't think Amita really murdered Bashra and the country is poor. Therefore, I say use the drugs and put the children to work, as they'll one day take over the country once this generation reaches its end."; -"I think the cycle of hatred still holds its purpose in Naruto's world. My belief is a mixture of Orochimaru's and Pain's. And I pity anyone who doesn't feel anything but hatred for Madara."; -"Conduits are the next stage in our evolution. I will not sacrifice them to end the plague. Let the East Coast face its end. Then, we'll see what becomes of our race through out the world."; "Let's perform the "Genocide" route. There are still issues to resolve in which the answers do not lie in neither the neutral nor Pacifist ways.". Well, I think you get the main idea. There were good moments, obviously, that keep the scale balanced and keep me from being the Devil in person. I'm kinda like President Snow in terms that I refuse to be wasteful. That, and I stand against Kyubey's methods, as they do not come from logic anymore but rather from hubris. But I know the very thoughts themselves are a sign of my doom.