"James, the Queen is German, but you don't sing 'Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles' every time she comes on the telly, do you?" "I do, actually..." "Yeah, he does, I've seen him."
@MuhammadHumzahYusuf4 жыл бұрын
what ep was that one?
@michaelscott60224 жыл бұрын
@@MuhammadHumzahYusuf Can't remember, but it's in the old TG, when they're on one of their rants about Germany.
@DLTX10074 жыл бұрын
@@michaelscott6022 i think its from the bentley brooklands episodes
@jeremyfong56844 жыл бұрын
@@DLTX1007 correct
@ddeanb7844 жыл бұрын
Him?? Thats the truth. The queens is actually a male
@petervogt85734 жыл бұрын
Thats why the queen works until today! German quality!
@I-Maser4 жыл бұрын
Have u ever used german internet?
@phantomwraith19844 жыл бұрын
Quality German Product
@GermanKerman4 жыл бұрын
@@I-Maser sadly
@I-Maser4 жыл бұрын
@@GermanKerman fucking Coopercabel bullshit...
@mortechrome4 жыл бұрын
My, I thought my uncle Peter were the author of this comment but then I saw it was "Vogt", not "Vogts"...
@mullerman11044 жыл бұрын
The German Name of Monty Python and the Holy Grail is The Knights of the Coconut.
@samarvora71853 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant!
@lazyjesus65733 жыл бұрын
“Ze” coconut 🤭
@mullerman11043 жыл бұрын
@@lazyjesus6573 Die Ritter der Kokosnuss
@kevinngoya53 жыл бұрын
Turns out they also say “Ni”😂😂
@bloqqol99364 жыл бұрын
"The queen is still working even though she is 14017 years old"
@henrikjensen634 жыл бұрын
Working??? 🤔🤔
@deviantoro20994 жыл бұрын
@Disco Inferno Yes, she has. You never knew it because media don't tell you.
@rhodesianwojak20954 жыл бұрын
@Disco Inferno very nice
@LennyColton4 жыл бұрын
@Disco Inferno She's descended directly from the House of Hannover, and is related to the old Prussian/German Kaisers, but (except through the very remote relation between almost every modern European) she is not related to Hitler.
@reuben543514 жыл бұрын
Disco Inferno fuck off
@doofino4 жыл бұрын
Mate, it's German humor. It's no laughing matter.
@rustyshackelford96124 жыл бұрын
Ahh, I see someone has Womble culture
@doofino4 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackelford9612 Aye, a fellow man of culture as well... G'day sir.
@rustyshackelford96124 жыл бұрын
@@doofino G'day as well! Hope you have your deagle
@1gunni8344 жыл бұрын
Finally some true culture
@STANDARD_POTATO4 жыл бұрын
The boogh of the Titanic
@X3RUBIM3 жыл бұрын
In fact, the kings and queens of half of Europe are German or of significant German origin^^
@eltfell3 жыл бұрын
The House of Sonderburg-Glücksburg provided all Scandinavia with kings and stuff (well, with the exception of Finland, that's a republic).
@grimreaper6493 жыл бұрын
@@eltfell the russian monarchy descended from some Swedish royal family who also descended from the Germans so theres another one.
@thomasmuller19953 жыл бұрын
@@eltfell also Finnland isn't part of Scandinavia, just of the Nordic countries
@ericforsyth3 жыл бұрын
@@eltfell: Sweden's current royal family is French in origin, and to be fair with the history of diplomatic relations and the idea of royal blood, most European countries' royal families have heritage from most other European nations (currently or historically).
@xIBEASTYFUNK3 жыл бұрын
English are German if you want to play that game
@dastardlybastardthe2nd3 жыл бұрын
The trick is you don't know if the car has suffocated until you open the door. Until you do so the car remains in a state of being both breathing and suffocated at the same time. Schrodinger's Mercedes I like to call it.
@Marcel-vt2dj3 жыл бұрын
Or you could also call it ... you know ... Schrödinger's cat
@chair57283 жыл бұрын
@@Marcel-vt2dj No couldn’t be, I mean that’s quite a stretch.
@Shuizid3 жыл бұрын
I do hope you are aware that this joke doesn't actually represent the core idea of Schrodingers experiment, right? And before you ask, ofcourse I am german ;)
@mallobag3 жыл бұрын
Basically you exchanged the box with a mercedes. Rest stays the same. Still shroedingers cat. And for sure i can tell you a car does not suffocate nor breathe at all
@pooky97753 жыл бұрын
u bastard i spilled my beer
@thebackyardbear3 жыл бұрын
I was vacationing in the Florida Keys, and a newlywed couple from Germany were honeymooning in the cabin next door. We spent several days just discussing the differences. My impression was that they were quite a "free" culture, but extremely structured and geared toward efficiency. Their laws and regulations actually seemed to make sense... and be designed to maximize efficiency and to solve problems, not create them. I was very impressed...
@julian72473 жыл бұрын
It always amazes me how thats the impression other people have of our bureucracy and regulations. Some are common sense sure, but if you lifed here you would be forgiven for thinking that a lot of them where instated for the express purpose of impeding efficiency. Maybe its even worse in other countries?
@homosapien51563 жыл бұрын
@@julian7247 it is a lot worse. Trust me
@boonamai89262 жыл бұрын
We are not a "free" culture, many germans love getting parented by the government and following a leader, everyone else is always near a burnout.....
@scrambleegg19872 жыл бұрын
@@boonamai8926 the only “freedom” you get is being gay as far as i can see, people mistake aids for freedom these days ⛈
@ThePiquedPigeon2 жыл бұрын
Germany's love for rules is the reason why no one wants speed limits on their motorways. For the average German, the _autobahn_ is seen as their only place of total freedom in a super-regulated country, because you can go as fast as you please and no one can stop you. Whenever the German government has tried to finally put a _tempolimit_ (speed limit) on the motorways, they always failed.
@hankreacts6273 жыл бұрын
2:48 Jezza: It isn't just cars that are built well here, it is absolutely everything. James: Except wine. Also James: *Quickly looks around in search of hostilities*
@NikkyElso4 жыл бұрын
The Chevrolet quality test for a car is done by locking a cat inside of the car overnight. If the cat has managed to drive away with car despite not having the key then you know you have a quality product.
@inaz19634 жыл бұрын
That can't be true....there's no such thing as a Chevy that actually starts.
@Snakebloke4 жыл бұрын
@@inaz1963 There is, I saw one that'd had all it's internals replaced with Mercedes parts once. ..
@hardwirecars4 жыл бұрын
im a chevy guy purely because i love the corvette fuck you ill fight you on that. but long ago like when i was 16 34 now but anyway my dad had pissed me off (typical american youth butting heads with dad) well he took the keys away from my truck and i decided to show him i ran out to the truck jiggled the ignition switch and got it to pop just enough i was able to start the truck and drive off... yeah chevy has problems :( i called my dad later cuse i killed the engine and was not able to get it to do that again he was more embarrassed that i was able to do that than be mad at me any more lol.
@EvilDuckOfDoom34 жыл бұрын
@@inaz1963 Your thinking of jeep
@ericmueser3 жыл бұрын
That's Honda
@NibberKSmooth4 жыл бұрын
Germany is a brilliant country, we should all admit that.
@admiralgeneralaladeen88304 жыл бұрын
nah
@callum96794 жыл бұрын
Was
@ayoutubeuser76134 жыл бұрын
Not anymore, it's going down a dark road politically.
@ayoutubeuser76134 жыл бұрын
@dryef don well we'll surely have to travel with horses if these crazy left wingers tax co2 emissions and diesel cars and whatever.
@ayoutubeuser76133 жыл бұрын
@dryef don it's not like taxing co2 emissions is going to help anyone. It's only there to pull money out the taxpayers pocket because you need to use your car whether the use is taxed or not. It's only going to ruin the life's of people who can't afford it but need their car. Also it's the opposing side that wants religious laws like the Sharia so they can **not life anymore** women who don't wear a blanket on their head.
@Ass4ssin0073 жыл бұрын
When they Film from britain: making Jokes about germany the whole time When theyre filming in Germany: literally compliment everything theyve done 😂
@redion85753 жыл бұрын
He knows Carsten Stahl will knock on his door if he doesn’t compliment everything
@essexginge91673 жыл бұрын
Well it’s polite as we smashed them in 2 world wars
@Ass4ssin0073 жыл бұрын
@@essexginge9167 you mean the russians and america who did 98% of the work
@suficer78273 жыл бұрын
@@Ass4ssin007 lmao! If you say so dude.
@linajurgensen46983 жыл бұрын
@@suficer7827 Britain was literally an inch away from surrendering when the US and Russia saved your ass Imao.
@charlotteice57044 жыл бұрын
Lol Stutgart is not bike-friendly. Not at all. At least according to my brother who lives there.
@achtzehnuhr.-4 жыл бұрын
Trust me, it isnt
@paulkarlheinz39484 жыл бұрын
It wasn't Filmed in Stuttgart. It was in Ludwigsburg
@mortechrome4 жыл бұрын
No, not really. I lived there for two months and can confirm. It´s also not a "compact" city by any means and the streets and roads outside the immediate city centre are often very steep as well.
@maxmustermann81674 жыл бұрын
Stuttgart is not friendly in anything.
@dirkdriessen11334 жыл бұрын
In Stuttgart the car drivers are not aiming for the bikes. In comparision to england thats friendly
@NotSosigRamsey4 жыл бұрын
Germany bike friendly? I think he was thinking of the Netherlands
@MK-rw1on4 жыл бұрын
The West is very bike friendly
@Gamer31724 жыл бұрын
@@MK-rw1on naa.. Not really I live in koblenz and the bike toads are terrible🚲✌️
@n1c3s434 жыл бұрын
Marten haha no it really isn’t
@Snakebloke4 жыл бұрын
@@MK-rw1on Been to Oxford, and Cambridge in the UK. They're both fairly bike friendly by UK standards, but nothing compared to Tokyo.
@hopsta56284 жыл бұрын
The Germans held the first Tour de France in 1939
@shawnreynolds27053 жыл бұрын
Harley Davidson also has a similar test. They take a motorcycle off the assembly line, put a cat on it. They will know if the bike is built right if they come back and the cat is wearing a black tshirt and leather.
@wimpernschlag32013 жыл бұрын
always a pleasure to enioy the foreigen view on us. On that note. The car and the bicycle were both invented in Mannheim Germany. Humor,..not so much.
@Dhaydon753 жыл бұрын
All german humor is found in bielefeld.
@wimpernschlag32013 жыл бұрын
Dhaydon haha... Dort braucht man ihn auch 😀
@ben-ww7ks3 жыл бұрын
on that note, the germans didnt invent the "car" the first internal combustion engine automobile (car) was invented by frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1806 and it was powered by hydrogen. the germans didnt the "bicycle" they invented the hobby horse which had no pedals, it was invented by a scotsman kilpatrick macmillan in 1839, it had pedals
@wimpernschlag32013 жыл бұрын
@@ben-ww7ks you seem to be the only person in the world who knows about this! 😅
@jdlc9033 жыл бұрын
Germans are funny tbh,I don't get this meme
@non-masturbatingtyrannosau34764 жыл бұрын
No word for "that'll do" explains their 1914-1918 and 1939-1945 tour of Europe
@LSATSB4 жыл бұрын
SGT Norgan Aaah of course let’s mention the fucking war again... Bit strong coming from a nation that once colonised more than half the fucking world..... (that’ll do certainly wasn’t at order back then..)
@aliabdallah1024 жыл бұрын
@@LSATSB Germany might've lost those wars, but at the end of the last one, they were in such bad shape that they pretty much all but collapsed.
@rhodesianwojak20954 жыл бұрын
well their politicians don't try to hide Rotherham tier shit so
@MrEtronic4 жыл бұрын
im not sure why ppl still think its funny to make fun of german loss. they fought wars against europe solo . even with musolini as a double agent, the enigma decoded, having the army spread thin in many theaters and having a new enemy in america in the late game . they still made most of europe look like idiots russia included, if only they didnt spend time developing different methods of torture for jewish people and focused on the war they would probably have won.
@MrEtronic4 жыл бұрын
@@rhodesianwojak2095 actually I was referring to gas Chambers . But what ever floats ur boat
@EzraDair4 жыл бұрын
Every time Jeremy speaks with a German accent I bust a nut laughing
@lucaheinrichs3 жыл бұрын
He gets the German accent pretty good. I was a bit impressed.
@thatchoirgirl94 Жыл бұрын
He did really well, though.
@andrejkostovski80234 жыл бұрын
3:16 a hundred and forty seventeen years old hahaha jeremy you made my day🤣
@241052523 жыл бұрын
I think they were partly still poking fun at the SA president
@dannywestern8313 жыл бұрын
The accent was more french than German ... 😂😂😂
@jakedeane53043 жыл бұрын
Sounds Dutch
@veryded72893 жыл бұрын
@@jakedeane5304 German on crack
@thfreakinacage3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy, the black bar is in the wrong place! It's supposed to be just above his top lip!
@jasons20233 жыл бұрын
And a lot smaller.
@stanleysmith75513 жыл бұрын
The wine joke would have worked in every other part of Germany, EXCEPT the South-West, meaning Stuttgart and it's area. 😏
@gregor-samsa3 жыл бұрын
Some truth, well with "Trollinger" wine this joke works fine maybe with "Dornfelder" too ... but the wine from Baden und Pfalz is great. The problem is that the stuff exported as "German wine" is exactly as described. Better neither wash your hair nor polish your shoes. The car was invented in Mannheim not Stuttgart and the place where he is standing is the town Ludwigsburg not Stuttgart.
@krischan673 жыл бұрын
That's whe he brought up the topic there.
@jdlc9033 жыл бұрын
Ah that's why this comment,fell flat,its actually a wine growing area
@julian72473 жыл бұрын
The day hasnt come yet where I will heed a brits opinion on wine.
@ThePiquedPigeon2 жыл бұрын
"Not a very popular man, but you elected him!" Politics in a nutshell
@novrahadi85683 жыл бұрын
The queen of England still works today because she drinks tea every afternoon.
@comradneptic47403 жыл бұрын
I am afraid you are misinformed, she works today because she has German gene engineering, stable genes keeping her alive, thanks the Germans, the tea drinking is just for show off.
@novrahadi85683 жыл бұрын
@@comradneptic4740 German is still human, all human genes will age. Tea protects your gene from accelerated aging. German and other human are no different. I think you are misinformed..
@comradneptic47403 жыл бұрын
@@novrahadi8568 going by the internet memes, you mong, I study biology when I have the spare time, that includes genetics
@novrahadi85683 жыл бұрын
@@comradneptic4740 There is no difference here, German is still human. To tell you the truth, the most durable gene for life is the Japanese, they live longer than any race lol.
@stormblessed88043 жыл бұрын
@@novrahadi8568 you must be fun at parties
@MarxistKnight3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson does have a spot-on Brummie accent.
@Secret-Side-54 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: What was Basic Instinct? Crowd: Basic Instinct
@EleanorPeterson9 күн бұрын
Yes, it's a variation of a 'knock-knock' joke. You set up the humorous response by forcing your audience to give a banal answer so that you can present your funny line and confound its negative expectations. It's deliberate misdirection. Jeremy knew that the film's title was the same in both languages; that knowledge was the crowbar that allowed him to cram Shazza Stone's fanny into your ears. (Eww, yuk...) I apologise for explaining this joke in such detail and spoiling the spontaneity of things, but with KZfaq comments it's often hard to tell whether people are being ironic or droll or are just confused by British (so-called🤭) humour. I understand that for people who have English as a second or third language, a lot of this stuff could be hard to follow. I'm English and certainly wouldn't understand dirty French jokes, or ingenious Chinese puns, or saucy Italian double entendres. And as for German humour... Well, Germans famously don't have a sense of - 😁 (Only kidding. Henning Wehn is a sharp, witty, very funny guy.)
@nichtcajus85333 жыл бұрын
Fun fact even the Autobahn has a speed limit, because it's flight room which has a speed limit of 834 km/h
@nikilase43123 жыл бұрын
Do you mean that the autobahn is mostly in Class G Air Space (Luftraum)? Then it would actually have a limit of 250 knots or about 463 km/h.
@gg2324 Жыл бұрын
@@nikilase4312 so the chiron 300+ at top speed would actually be illegal?
@seefuchs10064 жыл бұрын
3:20 that would be: "passt schon"
@dirkdriessen11334 жыл бұрын
oder "Pi mal Daumen"
@kaMosGO3 жыл бұрын
@@dirkdriessen1133 And even there we managed to sneak some Math into the incalculable!
@dirkdriessen11333 жыл бұрын
@@kaMosGO Pi is not calculable, too. Its only an abstract greek letter we use to cover an endless number.
@seefuchs10063 жыл бұрын
@@flywithtb5005 come again?
@oliveryoung64023 жыл бұрын
Jeremy sounds more Dutch than German😂
@NoBody500xL3 жыл бұрын
It's quiet funny because the Queen's favourite white wine is from Germany 😅
@killermonkey13923 жыл бұрын
"There is no word for 'that'll do'" *Passt scho*
@matthiasweinmann81153 жыл бұрын
Basst scho
@m0ldygiraffe3 жыл бұрын
schickt
@rippspeck3 жыл бұрын
Langt.
@Fischbroetchen2k3 жыл бұрын
löppt.
@julian72473 жыл бұрын
Muss
@patrickdonaldson62214 жыл бұрын
Germany also invented the automatic rifle.
@KoeSeer4 жыл бұрын
You mean assault rifle? BAR is an Automatic rifle.
@patrickdonaldson62214 жыл бұрын
@@KoeSeer Its the same thing really. But it also depends on what type of cartridge it fires. Automatic rifle just generalizes it really. I know BAR stands for Browning automatic rifle, but video games tend to put it in the light machine gun category because it fires the 30-06 round.
@SuperLeica13 жыл бұрын
SG-43?
@willmorrell4883 жыл бұрын
@@SuperLeica1 STG 44
@patrickdonaldson62213 жыл бұрын
@@SuperLeica1 STG-44.
@eaubert14 жыл бұрын
Counter-argument: "Clear and Present Danger" was "Das Kartell" in German.
@jacobbahr93164 жыл бұрын
1:44 The Germans are the only people on Earth who really know how to make a car Japanese automotive engineers: Are we a joke to you?
@Unbiter4 жыл бұрын
Ja
@james64ibm4 жыл бұрын
JA!
@averilldalton33604 жыл бұрын
But a very funny one !
@askari8brigade1184 жыл бұрын
JA
@KingofFray4 жыл бұрын
The Japanese however are the only people on earth who really how to make a reliable car
@dnns.s3 жыл бұрын
So bad they will never do this show again 😩 I wish I could see that three blokes live, this is a chance in my life that will never come again
@zubairibrahim37955 жыл бұрын
I love Ze Germanz
@Mr_Miracle4 жыл бұрын
British sarcasm at it’s finest
@2e1r3s24 жыл бұрын
Good job Jeremy didn’t do that joke about German cars with indicators that do the hitler salute and Sat navs that only go to Poland.
@sarper944 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank." And "SatNav that only goes to Poland."
@lorf93034 жыл бұрын
2:51 you personally insulted me as a german winemaker
@22ab83 жыл бұрын
On behalf of Jeremy, I apologise. Mr Whine Maker.
@alessandrorona62053 жыл бұрын
Entschuldigung er Lörf. Er weiß nicht was er sagte. Nicht so vielen Englisch Menschen sind Wein Experten. Sie gefallen mehr der Brau. Vertrauen mich: Ich bin Italienisch.
@rippspeck3 жыл бұрын
@@alessandrorona6205 È bello sapere che anche altre nazioni vinicole apprezzano i vini tedeschi. Prost! 🍷
@jaysigma3 жыл бұрын
James- I had some some samples of wine in the UK. We call that stuff "vinegar"! And the samples had been from Kent! So you may imagine what it tastes like done by a scouser!
@carlodanese91203 жыл бұрын
I do agree that German quality is supposed to be the best, however I have to disagree with the latest models, a lot of Chinese made parts even in high end quality vehicles and you have to pay a massive amount of money and then there are let's say "gadgets" that are standard on cheaper cars. I see that they learned to give less for a higher price. That's why I prefer old Mercedes models, those are high quality vehicles
@mugshots70153 жыл бұрын
That's trueee, my family drive mercedes since late 50's , can say the same for the new ones
@MichaEl-rh1kv3 жыл бұрын
Face it: Since Richard the Lionheart acknowledged the sovereignty of the German Roman Emperor over the Kingdom of England and its subordinates Britain is only an insurgent province. And 'cause his sister married Henry the Lion (they had it with big cats seemingly) and one of Henry's descendants, Ernest Augustus, later on married a cousin of Anne Stuart a German inherited the thrones of England and Scotland in 1714 - and the thrones stayed in German hands since then. :-D
@kjn33503 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that only be true if the world wars didn't occur, because the Treaty of Versailles defined the limits of Germany, didn't it? So that may have technically been true for a while, but...
@MichaEl-rh1kv3 жыл бұрын
@@kjn3350 yes, but only the limits of Germany which was only one of the kingdoms - although the biggest - within the Empire. The breaking point of my argument would rather be around 1806 as Emperor Franz II abolished the Empire after Baden, Hesse, Cleves, Württemberg and Bavaria as well as 11 smaller states - led by the Archchancellor of the Empire Karl Theodor of Dahlberg, the Archbishop of Mainz - declared their secession from the Empire and founded the "Rheinbund" under the protection of Napoleon. Emperor Franz then declared himself Emperor of Austria and Hungary, and so there were suddenly two self-declared Emperors, while the Roman Empire of German Nation had ended. It was never re-erected; the later Empire 1870 - 1918 was a German Empire of Prussian Nation and no legal successor. But nevertheless the throne of the British Commonwealth is still held by a family of purely German descent. (By the way: The last German-Prussian emperor was a grandson of Queen Victoria and a cousin of Tsar Nikolaus and Nikolaus wife, who was also a granddaughter of Victoria. So WW I could be seen in essence as a family dispute where the family members had far too much power for their own good.)
@bitchmidlevel2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he heir on the side wasn’t he only in England for like 6 months his entire 10 year rein
@MichaEl-rh1kv2 жыл бұрын
@@bitchmidlevel Richard I Lionheart was born and raised in England as the fourth son of King Henry II, but lived most of his adult life (before becoming king) in the Duchy of Acquitaine, his mother's heritage. His three elder brothers died before his father, so he became Duke of Normandy and King of England in 1189. In the following year he set out on the crusade, occupied Sicily, conquested Cyprus and married the daughter of the King of Navarre, fought 1191/92 in the Holy Land. Since he had made the Byzantine Emperor his foe by annexing Cyprus and his ship wrecked near Aquileia he was forced to take the land route via the Holy Roman Empire to the territory of this brother-in-law Henry the Lion. Since he had alienated the Emperor as well as the Habsburg Duke of Austria by his arrogance during the crusade, the travelled in disguise, but was identified and arrested by Leopold of Austria and Styria, who handed him over to Emperor Henry VI. After paying a ransom three times of the annual income of the English throne Richard was set free in 1194 and re-crowned in Winchester. In the same year he set own to reconquer Normandy which was taken by King Philip of France during his absence. He stayed on the continent, most of the time waging war against the King of France and his allies, until his death in 1199.
@lloydemilarcalascolot10192 жыл бұрын
German cities where German car brands are headquarted: Sttutgart: Mercedes-Benz and Porsche Munich: BMW Wolfsburg: Volkswagen Ingolstadt: Audi Russelheim: Opel
@ThePiquedPigeon2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Wolfsburg for 6 weeks changed their name to Golfsburg for the launch of the VW Golf Mk5 in 2003.
@AdamTheMan1993 Жыл бұрын
Ford's European HQ and Toyota Gazoo Racing Europe are based in Cologne
@XFHU3 жыл бұрын
God bless German for their cars, from a two BMW owner
@Enforcedcraft3 жыл бұрын
From VW Passat B5.5 1.9 TDI owner.
@lewis723 жыл бұрын
I also have two BMWs. Manual E60 530i E39 M5 I'm actually a Jag fan though.
@r0btech Жыл бұрын
2012 Golf 2.5 owner, has been the best and most reliable car I have ever owned. I will never get rid of it.
@thomaszinser87144 жыл бұрын
I mean, Germany wasn't only the birthplace of the car, though, it was also the birthplace of the bicycle.
@ben-ww7ks3 жыл бұрын
scotland invented the bicycle
@thomaszinser87143 жыл бұрын
@@ben-ww7ks Karl von Drais, the creator of what is generally considered the first bicycle would likely disagree, seeing as he lived in part of what is now Germany.
@ben-ww7ks3 жыл бұрын
@@thomaszinser8714 wrong that was called the hobby horse, had no peddles. kilpatrick macmillan invented the bicycle 1839
@julian72473 жыл бұрын
@@ben-ww7ks hobby horse? Thats one wild translation if ive ever heard one, not even close to the german name 🤣
@famalam9432 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen Germans this happy for 80 years
@Awsomeisimo3 жыл бұрын
the serbian name for airplane is top tier tho "Is there a pilot in the airplane?"
@MaurycyNejman3 жыл бұрын
Same in Poland.
@Awsomeisimo3 жыл бұрын
@@MaurycyNejman a much funnier name, like how "Alien" is called "The eight passanger"
@vidyasagar79514 жыл бұрын
Hundred an fourty sevteen years old
@r0btech Жыл бұрын
"The Germans are the only people on Earth who really know how to make a car." -Jezza
@ryanhumphries61623 жыл бұрын
Why do the Germans keep electing politicians that in the end, they don't like? It was like that guy they elected in the thirties. I can't think of his name but let's just say he had a long French summer holiday.
@fredschriks85544 жыл бұрын
There you go, it stopped. 😂😂
@jacobbahr93164 жыл бұрын
Hello old friend. Fancy seeing you here...
@mrzorosowrd1818 Жыл бұрын
What he said about the queen did not age well😂😂😂
@nuclearnadal4601 Жыл бұрын
Lasted 96 years, so I guess she aged pretty well. That's German reliability for ya.
@holmbjerg2 жыл бұрын
Riesling is a German wine 🍷
@jetoak3 жыл бұрын
This is the reason German science is the best (pause) in za warudo Next you'll say: "Grand Tour and JJ in one statement? You are a bold one"
@seplayer3 жыл бұрын
If he wants to ride bicycle all day long he should move to amsterdam xD
@lazenbytim3 жыл бұрын
Love how English is the universal language of the petrol heads!! lol
@raiden2k62 жыл бұрын
I really like British Humor
@dmitry52333 жыл бұрын
"The Queen is German" and so are the English People.
@zaffirahmed3 жыл бұрын
"Germany is the only place where you can take a car as fast it can go on the motorway" Well, come to Pakistan drive as fast wherever you want. Cross a cop car 400 Km/h, the cop won't say anything. And no, the roads aren't bad. You can take a car to its max speed ont he motorway or on long highways. If the cop stops you just give him 5000 PKR (50 USD) and he will act like nothing ever happened.
@maxufc14413 жыл бұрын
The car wasnt invented in Stuttgart. It was in Mannheim.
@algoy0013 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but there was the Gewächshaus of Gottlieb Daimler at Osmaniandowntown.
@ben-ww7ks3 жыл бұрын
it wasnt invented in mannheim, it was invented in switzerland by a frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1807 and it was powered by hydrogen
@jannikmatthias92893 жыл бұрын
I'm German ja?! Ze elected politicians are destroying our core industry! Help ja! Bitte!😪
@Olliebobalong3 жыл бұрын
Just like every left wing politician in Germany is ruining your country, destroying your identity and teaching you to not be proud to be German. It’s so sad I want to cry, and I’m English.
@chrisko45704 жыл бұрын
SIS IS NOT STUTTGART SIS IS LUDWIGSBURG!
@alistairwalker28504 жыл бұрын
Yes well Ludwigsburg is in spitting distance of Stuttgart.
@Flank.Sinatra.4 жыл бұрын
The Romanian cat test is slightly different. Wherever the cat sticks its head out, fill that hole with body filler.
@justjames5723 жыл бұрын
A hundred and forty seventeen years old.
@errttrter37454 жыл бұрын
It‘s recorded in Ludwigsburg that‘s in the Near of Stuttgart but Not in Stuttgart
@alistairwalker28504 жыл бұрын
Ludwigsburg is in spitting distance of Stuttgart
@carvilia1433 жыл бұрын
@@alistairwalker2850 It is but it's not Stuttgart.
@umenyanetupsevdonima2 жыл бұрын
Also Saxons from Germany (Lower Saxony) Old Saxon language = Old Low German language In Scottish/Irish languages, Englishmen/England called as Saxons/Saxony: Sasannach/Sasannaich/Sasainn - Englishman/Englishmen/England Sasanach/Sasanaigh/Sasana - Englishman/Englishmen/England
@littleinkling46043 жыл бұрын
God Hammond is a fucking agreeable poodle. There's a reason they don't cut to James.
@cyanhallows7809 Жыл бұрын
i'm utterly confused as to if this was an insult or a compliment
@robertschumann90593 жыл бұрын
Hey hey. He spells "Porsche" correctly!!
@lewis723 жыл бұрын
The phrase Jeremy was after is: "kein Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung"
@gaspardttcourt19373 жыл бұрын
Keine*
@lewis722 жыл бұрын
@@gaspardttcourt1937 My bad. Sorry.
@gaspardttcourt19372 жыл бұрын
@@lewis72 np man no big deal
@Lormenkal644 жыл бұрын
well still better then british wine
@heyho44883 жыл бұрын
yeah, for wine you have to go a bit south to Austria
@rippspeck3 жыл бұрын
Austrian wine is horrible and you guys put antifreeze in there.
@L_U-K_E Жыл бұрын
That ending 😂
@caroflage62603 жыл бұрын
Stuttgart isn't Bike-friendly. It's a nightmare.
@PenzancePete3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to disappoint you but Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is half German. Her mother was Scottish.
@paulfisker4 жыл бұрын
I love German white wine, especially Riesling from German Alsace side.
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Paweł F. FishingVLOG I prefer German beer because there’s always a gorgeous big breasted German girl carrying two of them
@summushieremiasclarkson47004 жыл бұрын
@Jessica Koenigsbach works out if you like men, and extrapolating from the fact you have a husband, probably so.
@dirkdriessen11334 жыл бұрын
We have so much good whine in germany. You just have to drive to france and have a taste
@captainbackflash3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not saying "Blue Nonne"!
@keithlordofalbascotland33713 жыл бұрын
Prefer a man's drink whisky wines for gays and women
@chamilagunetilleke10433 жыл бұрын
The cat suffocating joke is such a subtle dig at gas vans in WW2 🌝
@suchendnachwahrheit914310 ай бұрын
Tf you saying? Weirdest interpretation ever
@ivandaniel083 жыл бұрын
English giving their opinion on wine??!
@anonUK3 жыл бұрын
We drink the stuff, it's just if we try to produce it here it ends up tasting much like the German wines. Never make wine north of 48N, there is too little natural sugar in it, make beer instead. The one exception is Champagne, which was just like German wine before we English asked Dom Perignon to put bubbles in it the next time he sent any over.
@willidriver4 жыл бұрын
There is a word for that will do and it is Das passt schon
@Robert-Cinque7774 жыл бұрын
Oder "passt scho' "
@josefmuehl4 жыл бұрын
Der Laie siehts eh nicht.
@Crusader18154 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that means "stop misbehaving."
@justsomeestarossawithamous42364 жыл бұрын
@@Crusader1815 no it doesn't
@therac1973 жыл бұрын
@@Crusader1815 No it doesnt. It means "That fits/is enough (probably)"
@watn3yold1193 жыл бұрын
Wich episode was this?
@Siddich3 жыл бұрын
That'll do! = Passt scho!
@zeo3d4514 жыл бұрын
Could someone please tell what season and episode this is?
@cccomputerchannel6293 жыл бұрын
How come the Krauts understand English humour?
@flgd8b3 жыл бұрын
because we are surrounded by other krauts every day. you can´t survive that without humor.
@aycc-nbh72893 жыл бұрын
2:15 Or rather, the cat is dead and alive at the same time until they go back to check on it.
@hugoagogo9435 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realise she was queen of only England
@PorscheWilliamsformulaone2026 Жыл бұрын
And then what happens Next the Ferrari engineer and the Ford engineer enters the table to stop the conversation???
@fabianmay63964 жыл бұрын
Someone Know which Episode this is from?
@zockermarlon28144 жыл бұрын
Season 1. But I don't know which episode
@batterieman30014 жыл бұрын
Season 1, Episode 9
@fabianmay63964 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@adammosel48953 жыл бұрын
Did they diss German wine? I know that they're not spring chickens, but are they old enough to be referring to Blue Nun, the popular German wine in Britain in the 1960s, an inexpensive wine produced mainly for export?
@AG-mx7lu3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is secretely a brummie
@Uppermoore Жыл бұрын
Wie lustig. Echt jetzt‼️
@Flauschi244 Жыл бұрын
Ja, ich hatte es damals auch erst durch KZfaq erfahren.😂
@1alandei1713 жыл бұрын
The Queen. Best German Quality.
@ivanpopovic75453 жыл бұрын
We have that joke in here for ZASTAVA cars.
@captainbackflash3 жыл бұрын
Didn't ZASTAVA produce the Yugo?
@TEXAS24593 жыл бұрын
EPIC SHOW EPIC EPIC TRIO THE BEST EVER!!!!
@nasirjabar2 жыл бұрын
his brummie accent is 2 sick lol
@manojpreeth70583 жыл бұрын
Clarkson apologizing for an accent? Oooooo
@Cris_MUC3 жыл бұрын
...all in the family, german and english royals
@Knallteute3 жыл бұрын
Passt schon. That is german way of saying it will do
@rayansafwanmuid30283 жыл бұрын
Man that's a weird af aspect ratio
@DeviantDeveloper3 жыл бұрын
"The only country than knows how to make a car" Tesla: "Hold my beer, oh you're too busy closing down your legacy ICE car company, never mind"
@lewis723 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the build quality of a Tesla ? It's terrible. Panel gaps all over the place, paint quality terrible. Amazing car though, I got to drive a Tesla 3 Performance and was blown away with how quick and quiet it was.