what ep was that one?

@@MuhammadHumzahYusuf Can't remember, but it's in the old TG, when they're on one of their rants about Germany.

@@michaelscott6022 i think its from the bentley brooklands episodes

@@DLTX1007 correct

Him?? Thats the truth. The queens is actually a male

Have u ever used german internet?

Quality German Product

@@I-Maser sadly

@@GermanKerman fucking Coopercabel bullshit...

My, I thought my uncle Peter were the author of this comment but then I saw it was "Vogt", not "Vogts"...

That's brilliant!

“Ze” coconut 🤭

@@lazyjesus6573 Die Ritter der Kokosnuss

Turns out they also say “Ni”😂😂

Working??? 🤔🤔

@Disco Inferno Yes, she has. You never knew it because media don't tell you.

@Disco Inferno very nice

@Disco Inferno She's descended directly from the House of Hannover, and is related to the old Prussian/German Kaisers, but (except through the very remote relation between almost every modern European) she is not related to Hitler.

Disco Inferno fuck off

Ahh, I see someone has Womble culture

@@rustyshackelford9612 Aye, a fellow man of culture as well... G'day sir.

@@doofino G'day as well! Hope you have your deagle

Finally some true culture

The boogh of the Titanic

The House of Sonderburg-Glücksburg provided all Scandinavia with kings and stuff (well, with the exception of Finland, that's a republic).

@@eltfell the russian monarchy descended from some Swedish royal family who also descended from the Germans so theres another one.

@@eltfell also Finnland isn't part of Scandinavia, just of the Nordic countries

​@@eltfell: Sweden's current royal family is French in origin, and to be fair with the history of diplomatic relations and the idea of royal blood, most European countries' royal families have heritage from most other European nations (currently or historically).

English are German if you want to play that game

Or you could also call it ... you know ... Schrödinger's cat

@@Marcel-vt2dj No couldn’t be, I mean that’s quite a stretch.

I do hope you are aware that this joke doesn't actually represent the core idea of Schrodingers experiment, right? And before you ask, ofcourse I am german ;)

Basically you exchanged the box with a mercedes. Rest stays the same. Still shroedingers cat. And for sure i can tell you a car does not suffocate nor breathe at all

u bastard i spilled my beer

It always amazes me how thats the impression other people have of our bureucracy and regulations. Some are common sense sure, but if you lifed here you would be forgiven for thinking that a lot of them where instated for the express purpose of impeding efficiency. Maybe its even worse in other countries?

@@julian7247 it is a lot worse. Trust me

We are not a "free" culture, many germans love getting parented by the government and following a leader, everyone else is always near a burnout.....

@@boonamai8926 the only “freedom” you get is being gay as far as i can see, people mistake aids for freedom these days ⛈

Germany's love for rules is the reason why no one wants speed limits on their motorways. For the average German, the _autobahn_ is seen as their only place of total freedom in a super-regulated country, because you can go as fast as you please and no one can stop you. Whenever the German government has tried to finally put a _tempolimit_ (speed limit) on the motorways, they always failed.

That can't be true....there's no such thing as a Chevy that actually starts.

@@inaz1963 There is, I saw one that'd had all it's internals replaced with Mercedes parts once. ..

im a chevy guy purely because i love the corvette fuck you ill fight you on that. but long ago like when i was 16 34 now but anyway my dad had pissed me off (typical american youth butting heads with dad) well he took the keys away from my truck and i decided to show him i ran out to the truck jiggled the ignition switch and got it to pop just enough i was able to start the truck and drive off... yeah chevy has problems :( i called my dad later cuse i killed the engine and was not able to get it to do that again he was more embarrassed that i was able to do that than be mad at me any more lol.

@@inaz1963 Your thinking of jeep

That's Honda

nah

Was

Not anymore, it's going down a dark road politically.

@dryef don well we'll surely have to travel with horses if these crazy left wingers tax co2 emissions and diesel cars and whatever.

@dryef don it's not like taxing co2 emissions is going to help anyone. It's only there to pull money out the taxpayers pocket because you need to use your car whether the use is taxed or not. It's only going to ruin the life's of people who can't afford it but need their car. Also it's the opposing side that wants religious laws like the Sharia so they can **not life anymore** women who don't wear a blanket on their head.

He knows Carsten Stahl will knock on his door if he doesn’t compliment everything

Well it’s polite as we smashed them in 2 world wars

@@essexginge9167 you mean the russians and america who did 98% of the work

@@Ass4ssin007 lmao! If you say so dude.

@@suficer7827 Britain was literally an inch away from surrendering when the US and Russia saved your ass Imao.

Trust me, it isnt

It wasn't Filmed in Stuttgart. It was in Ludwigsburg

No, not really. I lived there for two months and can confirm. It´s also not a "compact" city by any means and the streets and roads outside the immediate city centre are often very steep as well.

Stuttgart is not friendly in anything.

In Stuttgart the car drivers are not aiming for the bikes. In comparision to england thats friendly

The West is very bike friendly

@@MK-rw1on naa.. Not really I live in koblenz and the bike toads are terrible🚲✌️

Marten haha no it really isn’t

@@MK-rw1on Been to Oxford, and Cambridge in the UK. They're both fairly bike friendly by UK standards, but nothing compared to Tokyo.

The Germans held the first Tour de France in 1939

All german humor is found in bielefeld.

Dhaydon haha... Dort braucht man ihn auch 😀

on that note, the germans didnt invent the "car" the first internal combustion engine automobile (car) was invented by frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1806 and it was powered by hydrogen. the germans didnt the "bicycle" they invented the hobby horse which had no pedals, it was invented by a scotsman kilpatrick macmillan in 1839, it had pedals

@@ben-ww7ks you seem to be the only person in the world who knows about this! 😅

Germans are funny tbh,I don't get this meme

SGT Norgan Aaah of course let’s mention the fucking war again... Bit strong coming from a nation that once colonised more than half the fucking world..... (that’ll do certainly wasn’t at order back then..)

@@LSATSB Germany might've lost those wars, but at the end of the last one, they were in such bad shape that they pretty much all but collapsed.

well their politicians don't try to hide Rotherham tier shit so

im not sure why ppl still think its funny to make fun of german loss. they fought wars against europe solo . even with musolini as a double agent, the enigma decoded, having the army spread thin in many theaters and having a new enemy in america in the late game . they still made most of europe look like idiots russia included, if only they didnt spend time developing different methods of torture for jewish people and focused on the war they would probably have won.

@@rhodesianwojak2095 actually I was referring to gas Chambers . But what ever floats ur boat

He gets the German accent pretty good. I was a bit impressed.

He did really well, though.

I think they were partly still poking fun at the SA president

Sounds Dutch

@@jakedeane5304 German on crack

And a lot smaller.

Some truth, well with "Trollinger" wine this joke works fine maybe with "Dornfelder" too ... but the wine from Baden und Pfalz is great. The problem is that the stuff exported as "German wine" is exactly as described. Better neither wash your hair nor polish your shoes. The car was invented in Mannheim not Stuttgart and the place where he is standing is the town Ludwigsburg not Stuttgart.

That's whe he brought up the topic there.

Ah that's why this comment,fell flat,its actually a wine growing area

The day hasnt come yet where I will heed a brits opinion on wine.

I am afraid you are misinformed, she works today because she has German gene engineering, stable genes keeping her alive, thanks the Germans, the tea drinking is just for show off.

@@comradneptic4740 German is still human, all human genes will age. Tea protects your gene from accelerated aging. German and other human are no different. I think you are misinformed..

@@novrahadi8568 going by the internet memes, you mong, I study biology when I have the spare time, that includes genetics

@@comradneptic4740 There is no difference here, German is still human. To tell you the truth, the most durable gene for life is the Japanese, they live longer than any race lol.

@@novrahadi8568 you must be fun at parties

Yes, it's a variation of a 'knock-knock' joke. You set up the humorous response by forcing your audience to give a banal answer so that you can present your funny line and confound its negative expectations. It's deliberate misdirection. Jeremy knew that the film's title was the same in both languages; that knowledge was the crowbar that allowed him to cram Shazza Stone's fanny into your ears. (Eww, yuk...) I apologise for explaining this joke in such detail and spoiling the spontaneity of things, but with KZfaq comments it's often hard to tell whether people are being ironic or droll or are just confused by British (so-called🤭) humour. I understand that for people who have English as a second or third language, a lot of this stuff could be hard to follow. I'm English and certainly wouldn't understand dirty French jokes, or ingenious Chinese puns, or saucy Italian double entendres. And as for German humour... Well, Germans famously don't have a sense of - 😁 (Only kidding. Henning Wehn is a sharp, witty, very funny guy.)

Do you mean that the autobahn is mostly in Class G Air Space (Luftraum)? Then it would actually have a limit of 250 knots or about 463 km/h.

@@nikilase4312 so the chiron 300+ at top speed would actually be illegal?

oder "Pi mal Daumen"

@@dirkdriessen1133 And even there we managed to sneak some Math into the incalculable!

@@kaMosGO Pi is not calculable, too. Its only an abstract greek letter we use to cover an endless number.

@@flywithtb5005 come again?

Basst scho

schickt

Langt.

löppt.

Muss

You mean assault rifle? BAR is an Automatic rifle.

@@KoeSeer Its the same thing really. But it also depends on what type of cartridge it fires. Automatic rifle just generalizes it really. I know BAR stands for Browning automatic rifle, but video games tend to put it in the light machine gun category because it fires the 30-06 round.

SG-43?

@@SuperLeica1 STG 44

@@SuperLeica1 STG-44.

Ja

JA!

But a very funny one !

JA

The Japanese however are the only people on earth who really how to make a reliable car

Don't forget "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank." And "SatNav that only goes to Poland."

On behalf of Jeremy, I apologise. Mr Whine Maker.

Entschuldigung er Lörf. Er weiß nicht was er sagte. Nicht so vielen Englisch Menschen sind Wein Experten. Sie gefallen mehr der Brau. Vertrauen mich: Ich bin Italienisch.

@@alessandrorona6205 È bello sapere che anche altre nazioni vinicole apprezzano i vini tedeschi. Prost! 🍷

That's trueee, my family drive mercedes since late 50's , can say the same for the new ones

Wouldn't that only be true if the world wars didn't occur, because the Treaty of Versailles defined the limits of Germany, didn't it? So that may have technically been true for a while, but...

@@kjn3350 yes, but only the limits of Germany which was only one of the kingdoms - although the biggest - within the Empire. The breaking point of my argument would rather be around 1806 as Emperor Franz II abolished the Empire after Baden, Hesse, Cleves, Württemberg and Bavaria as well as 11 smaller states - led by the Archchancellor of the Empire Karl Theodor of Dahlberg, the Archbishop of Mainz - declared their secession from the Empire and founded the "Rheinbund" under the protection of Napoleon. Emperor Franz then declared himself Emperor of Austria and Hungary, and so there were suddenly two self-declared Emperors, while the Roman Empire of German Nation had ended. It was never re-erected; the later Empire 1870 - 1918 was a German Empire of Prussian Nation and no legal successor. But nevertheless the throne of the British Commonwealth is still held by a family of purely German descent. (By the way: The last German-Prussian emperor was a grandson of Queen Victoria and a cousin of Tsar Nikolaus and Nikolaus wife, who was also a granddaughter of Victoria. So WW I could be seen in essence as a family dispute where the family members had far too much power for their own good.)

Didn’t he heir on the side wasn’t he only in England for like 6 months his entire 10 year rein

@@bitchmidlevel Richard I Lionheart was born and raised in England as the fourth son of King Henry II, but lived most of his adult life (before becoming king) in the Duchy of Acquitaine, his mother's heritage. His three elder brothers died before his father, so he became Duke of Normandy and King of England in 1189. In the following year he set out on the crusade, occupied Sicily, conquested Cyprus and married the daughter of the King of Navarre, fought 1191/92 in the Holy Land. Since he had made the Byzantine Emperor his foe by annexing Cyprus and his ship wrecked near Aquileia he was forced to take the land route via the Holy Roman Empire to the territory of this brother-in-law Henry the Lion. Since he had alienated the Emperor as well as the Habsburg Duke of Austria by his arrogance during the crusade, the travelled in disguise, but was identified and arrested by Leopold of Austria and Styria, who handed him over to Emperor Henry VI. After paying a ransom three times of the annual income of the English throne Richard was set free in 1194 and re-crowned in Winchester. In the same year he set own to reconquer Normandy which was taken by King Philip of France during his absence. He stayed on the continent, most of the time waging war against the King of France and his allies, until his death in 1199.

Fun fact: Wolfsburg for 6 weeks changed their name to Golfsburg for the launch of the VW Golf Mk5 in 2003.

Ford's European HQ and Toyota Gazoo Racing Europe are based in Cologne

From VW Passat B5.5 1.9 TDI owner.

I also have two BMWs. Manual E60 530i E39 M5 I'm actually a Jag fan though.

2012 Golf 2.5 owner, has been the best and most reliable car I have ever owned. I will never get rid of it.

scotland invented the bicycle

@@ben-ww7ks Karl von Drais, the creator of what is generally considered the first bicycle would likely disagree, seeing as he lived in part of what is now Germany.

@@thomaszinser8714 wrong that was called the hobby horse, had no peddles. kilpatrick macmillan invented the bicycle 1839

@@ben-ww7ks hobby horse? Thats one wild translation if ive ever heard one, not even close to the german name 🤣

Same in Poland.

@@MaurycyNejman a much funnier name, like how "Alien" is called "The eight passanger"

Hello old friend. Fancy seeing you here...

Lasted 96 years, so I guess she aged pretty well. That's German reliability for ya.

Yeah, but there was the Gewächshaus of Gottlieb Daimler at Osmaniandowntown.

it wasnt invented in mannheim, it was invented in switzerland by a frenchman francois isaac de rivas in 1807 and it was powered by hydrogen

Just like every left wing politician in Germany is ruining your country, destroying your identity and teaching you to not be proud to be German. It’s so sad I want to cry, and I’m English.

Yes well Ludwigsburg is in spitting distance of Stuttgart.

Ludwigsburg is in spitting distance of Stuttgart

@@alistairwalker2850 It is but it's not Stuttgart.

i'm utterly confused as to if this was an insult or a compliment

Keine*

@@gaspardttcourt1937 My bad. Sorry.

@@lewis72 np man no big deal

Austrian wine is horrible and you guys put antifreeze in there.

Paweł F. FishingVLOG I prefer German beer because there’s always a gorgeous big breasted German girl carrying two of them

@Jessica Koenigsbach works out if you like men, and extrapolating from the fact you have a husband, probably so.

We have so much good whine in germany. You just have to drive to france and have a taste

Thank you for not saying "Blue Nonne"!

Prefer a man's drink whisky wines for gays and women

Tf you saying? Weirdest interpretation ever

We drink the stuff, it's just if we try to produce it here it ends up tasting much like the German wines. Never make wine north of 48N, there is too little natural sugar in it, make beer instead. The one exception is Champagne, which was just like German wine before we English asked Dom Perignon to put bubbles in it the next time he sent any over.

Oder "passt scho' "

Der Laie siehts eh nicht.

Yes, but that means "stop misbehaving."

@@Crusader1815 no it doesn't

@@Crusader1815 No it doesnt. It means "That fits/is enough (probably)"

because we are surrounded by other krauts every day. you can´t survive that without humor.

Season 1. But I don't know which episode

Season 1, Episode 9

Thanks

Ja, ich hatte es damals auch erst durch KZfaq erfahren.😂

Didn't ZASTAVA produce the Yugo?

Have you seen the build quality of a Tesla ? It's terrible. Panel gaps all over the place, paint quality terrible. Amazing car though, I got to drive a Tesla 3 Performance and was blown away with how quick and quiet it was.