The Grand Tour / Top Gear Angriest Insult Compilation PART 2

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@geartoptv1722 3 жыл бұрын

Make sure to watch Part 1 if you haven’t kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jNSbY9qe0Z6rYIE.html

@grahamduensing121 Жыл бұрын

it's got copyright claimed... 😢

@poppyharlow4448 Жыл бұрын

What I love about May is that he unleashes the Oxford English Dictionary on the other two and ends it with either "Idiot," "Pillock," or "Muppet."

@shriharihudli8596 Жыл бұрын

Either that or his sailor slang.

@hannesscheepers1281 9 ай бұрын

One of May's best quotes "Clarkson you infintile Pillock"

@kyranthez927 5 ай бұрын

@@hannesscheepers1281you're tidying that up!

@Simon-mt5jf 4 ай бұрын

@@hannesscheepers1281 There was another really good one... I dont remember in which episode it was but he once said "Hammond you witless dishcloth" 🤣

@hannesscheepers1281 4 ай бұрын

@Simon-mt5jf That was from Grand Tour Season 3 Episode 1, the Detroit Racetrack through the factory. One of the funniest insults from Mr May

@mousek801 Жыл бұрын

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!

@progamer500088 10 ай бұрын

And thus an entire sub-culture was born

@darshakpatel9059 7 ай бұрын

You read this but you actually hear James May.

@adhityatriyudha1188 2 ай бұрын

I had this bomb.. and it.. that will buff out..

@delinquenter 15 күн бұрын

Most british thing, I've ever heard.

@GeocachingJr Жыл бұрын

"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY" will always be one of my favourite lines lol

@littlekay4777 10 ай бұрын

something about it is so funny Maybe it’s that he’s so specific 💀

@jack_2000 5 ай бұрын

It's like he had it preloaded ready to fire

@DrewSavo 5 ай бұрын

Roses are Red, You’ll remember this and I’m sorry, 0:09

@DanielBeard-un2fg 11 күн бұрын

Best insult ever. The other being James shouting Clarkson;!

@tbn22 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: "Don't just drive off, Hammond... Hammond... HAMMOOOOND! >:(" Richard: ":D"

@oligultonn Жыл бұрын

James: ":D"

@cleverusername9369 2 жыл бұрын

Fully rigged rate A1 ocean-going pillock is my new favorite insult

@talkshow69 Жыл бұрын

I say this for the Brits: they got some of the best vocabularies in their insults.

@karenmarsh1067 Жыл бұрын

@@talkshow69 Its better that James May said OCEAN GOING instead of Maritime.

@boonamai8926 Жыл бұрын

What does it even mean? English isn't my first language

@TheGuyfromValhalla 2 ай бұрын

0:58

@dangerdean9066 2 жыл бұрын

"My testicles have retreated" That line had me wheezing

@lucasm22 Жыл бұрын

3:30

@bobjane3887 Жыл бұрын

What episode is this

@Glaviel Жыл бұрын

@@bobjane3887 We don't need to know that!

@nitinpotineni 3 ай бұрын

@@bobjane3887oh Canada is the name of the episode.

@sebby_scarfkid944 2 жыл бұрын

0:38 *wriggles* "i doNT Like BEiNg iN the bLoODy WatEr!!" 😆😆

@marcuspoosz2190 Жыл бұрын

"im from birmingham"

@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын

0:37 my absolute favourite. I can believe Hammond was being genuine about this. “I DON’T LIKE BEING IN THE BLOODY WATER!”

@alistairwalker2850 Жыл бұрын

He’s a Birmingham boy through and through

@Exobiologic Жыл бұрын

I've never seen anyone been more expressive than he was in that moment , he nearly like , LIFTS out of the water with anger.

@christianlenik5307 10 ай бұрын

"IM FROM BIRMINGHAM!"

@ripvanwinkle2002 10 ай бұрын

also hes said the same in every episode he ended up being in water. both top gear and grand tour. so, like jame's fear of heights, its very real..

@connormurphy349 5 ай бұрын

“Breakfast is reserved for my friends, and none of them are here” This is maybe my favourite thing May has ever said

@E4RLIES Жыл бұрын

I will never tire of hearing James May shout ‘CLARKSOOOON!!!’😂

@MyreW36 8 ай бұрын

It was my ringtone for a while but it gave me both a scare and a laugh whenever I got a phonecall😂

@joes3129 2 жыл бұрын

Oddly glad to see Hammond can swing a sledge properly

@Julian-mj4tb 2 жыл бұрын

hammond is a small man but he's fit as fuck and strong too.

@dinoduelist2219 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a small but angry man. Course he can swing a hammer

@jdslyman1720 3 ай бұрын

I hate seeing a Toyota get beaten up, but let's face it- that car was a piece of crap😂

@Bronasaxon Ай бұрын

What is the story behind that model of car and why does he hate it?

@jdslyman1720 Ай бұрын

@@Bronasaxon He hates it because it is another boring soccer mom mobile. It's sort of how I feel if I see yet another little crossover ahead of me on the road. Crossovers are the reason nearly all of the cool sedans are extinct. They also don't ride as well as a real car would. They ride more like an older truck for the most part.

@alpzepta 2 жыл бұрын

0:39 that’s the angriest Hammond I have ever seen

@UltraPrimus 11 ай бұрын

I've heard that the episode that 1:30 was taken from, Hammond was beyond pissed off, he would've been out for blood he was that angry

@Bigbigpoopi 3 ай бұрын

You never saw cyclist Hammond

@ryan060994 19 сағат бұрын

St Petersburg episode

@WJINTL Жыл бұрын

Jeremy's repeated shouting when he gets angry is the best "Hammond! Hammond!"

@MichaelD8393 10 ай бұрын

2:42 Watch carefully and you'll see a piece of the headlamp fly inches past Hammond's face and yet, he remains undeterred; blind rage at the MPV!

@NathanielPiscian 5 ай бұрын

I lost it at “oh you got a mirror left “ 😂 the mirror:

@MichaelD8393 5 ай бұрын

@@NathanielPiscian Yeah so did I 😂

@MichaelD8393 5 ай бұрын

@@NathanielPiscian I was expecting him to say something to the effect of: "Not anymore," after smashing the mirror off too 😂

@liak.6778 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Hammonds parents know just much he hated that car? 🤣🤣🤣

@judalove6707 Ай бұрын

No joke 🤣

@RegaDega 3 ай бұрын

Can’t believe you left out the most under appreciated one: “HAMMOND, YOU SODDING TIC-TAC!”

@davidriley9194 10 ай бұрын

1:16 CLARKSOOOON!!!!!😡😡😡😡 CLARKSOOOOON!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHERES MY ROOF!!!?!!?😡😡😡😡

@MaxMalevich Жыл бұрын

So satisfying to hear both May and Clarkson yell Hammond's name at times for some reason.

@Flamer997 4 ай бұрын

I like the fact that he's surrounded by his friends exploding things around him so much that he doesn't even flinch at a random explosion when that other guy shat himself

@pedrooliveiraoliveirasimoe5478 Жыл бұрын

CLARKSON! CLARKSON! Where's my roof???

@lilyloud627 2 жыл бұрын

3:43 Clarksoooon

@MysteriousPerson1447 2 жыл бұрын

And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

@lilyloud627 2 жыл бұрын

1:15 Clarksooon Clarksooon

@Nezerac_ 2 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S MY ROOF?!

@MysteriousPerson1447 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nezerac_ and then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

@HappyKratos725 3 ай бұрын

"I decided to ignite my collapsed sun." "Right." *flips switch" "CLARKSOOON!!!"

@ramonalvarez8559 2 жыл бұрын

2:41 this is how I feel to a Jeep Renegade and FIATS when working on them.

@riley1049 6 ай бұрын

1:16 RICHARD HAMMOND: CLARKSON!!! CLARKSON!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!

@JackpotButtonLewis 5 ай бұрын

ENJOY YOUR DAY ON YOUR BICYCLE! BASTARD! 😡🤬

@bennnnn264 Жыл бұрын

3:43 is now my alarm clock

@jonvia 5 ай бұрын

For such a short guy, Hammond has a real tall temper

@redmr2na 5 ай бұрын

"YOU'RE THE ALLEGRO ESTATE OF MODERN TIMES!" Says Richard Hammond as he wails on a Nissan Juke.

@jdslyman1720 3 ай бұрын

That was a Toyota he beat up..

@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 Жыл бұрын

I like the way that they get angry with each other by shouting their surname

@MyreW36 11 ай бұрын

There's a CLARKSOOON ringtone online, just google it😂

@RADD93 5 ай бұрын

The insults are part of what made top gear so great

@snootbooper467 5 ай бұрын

If you showed this to someone who had no idea what top gear was and told them it was the number 1 motoring show in the world they would struggle to believe you

@ryledesirabelli4151 10 ай бұрын

"YOU BASTARD" AT 2:38

@NoamKaiser 7 ай бұрын

I can summarize this video with: " CLARKSON!!!!!"

@riley1049 6 ай бұрын

0:09 JEREMY CLARKSON: HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!

@Melrieoi Жыл бұрын

"Ocean-going"

@Anvilshock Жыл бұрын

4:10 I mean, I can understand May's general sentiment about those two tossers. I wouldn't have shared with them, either. But for using only slice of bread in a two-slot toaster, he deserved what was coming shortly after that section, Clarkson reversing into the other side and knocking all of May's breakfast over.

@stepha5926 10 ай бұрын

Silence pillock

@mchangkiri 4 ай бұрын

"CLAARKSOOON!! WHERE'S MY ROOF!!??"

@mrKozmoz 2 ай бұрын

I love it any time a clip has James calling Jezza a muppet

@stephanopapadimitriou4789 Жыл бұрын

0:25 hilarious

@RmsOlympic1913 9 ай бұрын

CLARKSON CLARKSOOOON WHERES MY ROOOOOOFF

@John_Thomas96 Жыл бұрын

0.25 that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

@juanitamariposa 4 ай бұрын

0:25 is there an uncensored version of Hammond?

@stewartgrindlay9760 10 ай бұрын

4:14 guy filled his trunks

@stepha5926 10 ай бұрын

"Look what you've done to my bloody shed man!" remains the greatest insult in history.

@mornick15 Жыл бұрын

That silverado was very beautiful in my opinion

@Mehdooda 3 жыл бұрын

expert

@Brandon-sd7lq Жыл бұрын

Hammond! You've reversed into the sports lorry !

@MaskofFayt 10 ай бұрын

What episode is the one from 3:03 from? I genuinely can't recall

@mark_mackaravitz 2 ай бұрын

Wish they made more episodes

@francoisdvanderwesthuizen6772 9 ай бұрын

0.43. Did Hammond just admit that Brummies can't swim?😂

@KSE828 5 ай бұрын

Yes. Yes he did.

@tornadoe13 6 ай бұрын

I dearly hope that some where in the uk lives someone with two male dogs and one female dog. one called Clarkson, one called may and one called Hammond...

@markcf83 Жыл бұрын

Loved the comment from Captain Slow. The reason I haven't made breakfast for you is because my friends aren't here.....

@smurf2274 11 ай бұрын

The grand just copies and stages the funniest moments of top gear

@stepha5926 10 ай бұрын

Accurate? 👌 After all the hate their "replacements" on Top Gear got, for being blatant copies of them... Oh, the irony.

@smurf2274 10 ай бұрын

@@stepha5926 I meant the old top gear moments with the now grand tour cast. I couldn't give you a single name of the new cast.

@lukamoon6094 2 жыл бұрын

What’s the episode where Hammond has that hellcat and Jeremy has that ass

@Alfiepowers Жыл бұрын

Richard is a angry midget who beats up cars lol

@marnixkamminga8083 9 ай бұрын

And looking Smashing while doing it

@MichaelTheRead 7 ай бұрын

Real talk how did Jeremy not actually kill anybody with that dynamite blast?

@QuantumRipple 5 ай бұрын

That was almost certainly staged

@bobby-jolundy1068 2 жыл бұрын

cLArKsOoOoOnNnN*2 wHeReS mY rOoF?

@MysteriousPerson1447 2 жыл бұрын

And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart Жыл бұрын

CLARKSON!

@tellmeiamwrong Жыл бұрын

Funny as fuck

@Tiffxxxx 3 жыл бұрын

😄

@Richardblue1963 10 ай бұрын

0:37

@rabar7236 2 ай бұрын

Bruh that Toyota is build like a Nokia. New cars would crumble getting hit like that with hammer

@squiggyg.8415 Жыл бұрын

Where did Hammond find a baseball bat in the UK, Don’t they play locust or cricket or something like that

@peter7582 10 ай бұрын

Rounders

@RobTheSquire 5 ай бұрын

The game where more skill is involved as the bat is smaller, but with Hammond swinging it the bloody thing looks massive.@@peter7582

@Riese79 3 ай бұрын

Im not comfortable, I'm from Birmingham

@antispiral6538 3 ай бұрын

1:15

@chaoszombie9995 2 жыл бұрын

im sorry.. but what was that Toyota Van hammong was smashing O_o

@MysteriousPerson1447 2 жыл бұрын

And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

@clarkejoseph49 Жыл бұрын

The Toyota Picnic.

@dangerdean9066 Жыл бұрын

@@MysteriousPerson1447 TT's Rage Monster is always entertaining

@heisenbergwaffles 9 ай бұрын

I want my steering wheel back, you Muppet

@joahvanzijll7704 5 ай бұрын

Birmingham

@giorgosarifoglu953 11 ай бұрын

I would be willing to give alot of money just to sit on the side at every prank 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lucasm22 Жыл бұрын

2:00 2:37

@malcolmmitchell6529 Ай бұрын

And the bbc made themselves look ridiculous by cancelling their best selling programme. PATHETIC.

@membershipofbus Жыл бұрын

I’d like to see Jeremy Clarkson fighting

@JAMES-qp8tz Жыл бұрын

00:03:20

@SimonLloydGuitar 5 ай бұрын

scripted posh public school boy rage at it's best.

@johnanthony9741 2 ай бұрын

Omg I truly hate the fact that Jeremy still breathes the air that humans do

@JAMES-qp8tz Жыл бұрын

00:04:21 😂😂😂

@cameronheidelauf9623 Жыл бұрын

This is very very extremely funniest ever 😂

@GabelhelmSogarbraten Жыл бұрын

If youve never sincerely thought about killing your friend hes not really your friend

@dougsg21 Жыл бұрын

😄