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ben casey The Walmart staff toilets- I hide in them already

At length I remembered the last resort of a great princess who, when told that the peasants had no bread, replied: "Then let them drink cocoa." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Confessions

Under the Christmas tree, I bet.

Duh, in the hedge maze

Like Ready Player One? Is Jenny the queen of Aldovia now?

I would if it was me

Once again Jenny ruins a story about a secret acorn ornament with adoption info by asking logical questions. Jenny Downer.

The CPCU

I like to think it was the costume designer/stylist subverting the movie with their subtle color themes that they thought would just be an 'in' joke among their friends, lol

mandarinduck And it’s also incredibly par-for-the-course for any actual member of the monarchy.

mandarinduck reminds me of Trump feeding that sports team McDonald’s.

Or taking a princess to a Pizza Express for her birthday.

mandarinduck that’s tacky.

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Exactly. The British monarchy, when not performing actual duties, traditionally have almost plebian tastes and habits.

she was executed soon after

Maybe she vented away

Her plane tragically disappeared over the Arctic Ocean but it was covered up by the Aldovian secret service

IIRC from my one viewing of the movie, it's mentioned that the tutor contacted the palace to tell them she got delayed and wouldn't be arriving until later (by a few weeks I think, maybe after Christmas), so they're not expecting to receive her so soon and just assume she was able to arrive on time after all when Amber appears. Seeing as the whole story only takes place within a short time period, she probably just doesn't show up until after Amber has already been exposed and left (though I don't remember seeing a tutor in the sequels, so maybe the family is just paranoid of outsiders coming in false disguises now lol). So still contrived but makes slightly more sense. 🤷

Colorful, sickly sweet, with connotations of celebration and joy, but devoid of nutrients and unable to sustain a person for long. PERFECT ANALOGY

I thought this said "let them eat pinecones" at first and I didn't bat an eye.

The Christmas Prince 4: Join The Revolution

lol you called it. We'll see if that happens

i laughed so hard a something inside me i didn't know i had hurts

The best part about that is that the third movie is literally about her having a baby

they just announced the Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby.

She finds out about a law requiring she gives birth on Christmas a little too late

Well, they wear a deep red, they are probably Amber's allies.

Actually cackled at this comment.

The prince suggests a Yankee swap

I want this

@@johannageisel5390 maybe Amber was the communist leader all along...she will finally reclaim her identity and overthrow the Bourgeoisie oppressors

Universal basic income by way of a loophole, he really is the Christmas KING

I really hope this means he'll run out of money for himself and bring the royal family to financial ruin, aka not being able to afford Pandora bracelet's, leading to the final Christmas Prince movie, where Richard unfairly raises taxes too high and brings revolution unto him and his wife

And Aldovia doesn't have a subway, apparently. All of these lands, not one subway.

I don’t even know if you’re being serious but I’m choosing to believe this because it’s amazing

I checked the map, they're telling the truth. My theory: Britain conquered the Balkans in an alternate Napoleonic Wars and the resulting territory seceded, and Aldovia was born.

why would you say constantinople/istanbul...the official name has been Istanbul since the 1900s

@@aonairskies Gonna guess because it's an alternate universe where Aldovia consumed these regions before 1930, when Constantinople changed its name to Istanbul in our universe?

big mood

i like "this is ALDOVIA"

@@sb_no_username5439 pretty much "We live in a SOCIETY!"

Best thing is that you can keep reusing that sign in every protest you attend, it’s incredibly versatile.

Lol 15:05 on the left

What about their candy canes?

They have a cinematic universe to win.

Freedom from our bonds, brothers!

Don't be so sure - violent revolutions have a way of making things even worse in the long run. Remember Russia?

@@cityman2312 Yeah, remember how they beat the Nazis? How fucked up was that.

Lol.

Pity his wife only found one of the ornaments, maybe he actually did get better at keeping secrets

thats kinda shit id do on my death honestly lol

I just imagine there is like hundred of ornaments amending the constitution for random people to rule. Like "We found another ornament the chef that retired 3 years ago is fifth in line now"

@@jdbeier8520 Find two ornaments at once, one says "The princess IS the heir to the throne" and the other says "The princess IS NOT the heir to the throne" and they have to figure out which is more recent

I thought I was great at it, but Ive realized Im the Prince Richard of essay writing. An unqualified pretender

Lmaoo that reminds me of the super nice super smart smokin hot chick I sat beside in english class in hs that let me copy off her n shit 😂 god bless her lol or I woulda never graduated

@JustANobody Stop being a disgusting pervert

She knows how to entertain, but to be honest the skillset for writing a college essay is a bit different. Not sure all the old professors would appreciate her tangents or sense of humor.

@@bunhee231 I have no idea if she has the skill-set. She's probably a very good essay writer, in fact, but because the skillset doesn't translates 1 to 1, I don't think we can automatically say she's "god-tier" at technical/academic writing just based off her (very enjoyable) youtube videos/video essays.

The colors make the dialogue [mercifully] unnecessary! I'll watch it on silent. :)

The colors bit blew me away - in such a bland story, I wouldn't have expected such great color symbolism! Also then realized that Jenny's wearing the pink coat, blue scarf and grey beret

@@MissPoplarLeaf Sometimes, even in bad movies, there is still so much effort on the details that most of the movie goers will not even notice

​@@wjzav1971 Haha the Christmas Prince costume design team was like the one kid who actually contributed to their D- group project.

Who's also a tradesman

Will she dislike him at first but come to value his honest homespun wisdom whilst her pretensions are flustered comically by the aforementioned dog?

He dreams about opening his own bakery.

And she will eventually set up a side business once her kid starts school selling home made dog accessories like coats in funky patterns

Then meets the porg of her dreams and but the twist is he sadist. But thats ok, because she realizes is is a submissive. I see Disney..er..Tombstone producing.

Probably less documentary and more like one of those unauthorized Lifetime channel specials.

To this day, this still annoys me a lot xD

So cinematic universe isn’t even a joke then 😂

I think they also mention aldovia in the knight before Christmas! AND in castle for Christmas which just came out with Brooke Shields, some characters from princess switch have a cameo. So there definitely is a Netflix Christmas movie cinematic universe...for some reason

Someone else who noticed! I'm far too happy lol

Had to save money for the royal Pandora bracelet

i know right. could they not have done something to make it look nicer? or rented a better wheelchair, maybe even an electric one like royalty would use

homeiswonderland You win the internets

Star Trek Theory there is a crime called simony!

@@alisaurus4224 what the hell is the crime of simony

*kas :* profiting from the sale of religious services such as pardons or blessings.

Well she does act like the reincarnation of Tiny Tim, hoping that everyone will see her and be reminded of the Christ Child who heals the lame so that they may walk and the blind may see.

thirteenfury 🤯

Christmas Prince 3: Christmas Princess will be about Emily leading a theocratic revolution to finally take what she is owed.

@@sovietcanuckistanian Emily is the Palpatine to Amber's Darth Vader.

James DeRiven You astound me!

…I need a conspiracy board video mapping this out. 😂

*spits out hot chocolate I've been drinking while trying to figure out how to prevent a lower-class uprising* PRINCESS DIARIES???

Love a good M*A*S*H reference!

i have many questions about the process of buying and selling candy on the black market.

It has become Iconic

I was all, "DEW IT, JENNY! EMBRACE THE POWER OF THE NUMBERED LIST!

binglio LOL

binglio love your profile picture you have good taste

mellowmonticello thank you! long live st vincent!

oh THIS is the kind of commentary i love seeing

+

🤣

Highly appropriate avatar

It also shows how meritocracy is a phrase, as those who are theoretically qualified will not get power because of the petty squabbles of those already in power.

lol,same

Thought it was just me

Jenny's commentary is more entertaining than watching the actual movie would be.

Me

This is the way

She is even wearing the charm bracelet with the snowflake charm. I didn’t notice it until she was talking about it. @13:20 she even kind of points at it. Dunno if that was intentional.

Right?! I had to pause the video for a second and go '...hang on a minute... that's what you're wearing!'.

Editor Jenny strikes again

Yes!

It sounds like this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jNpkd8mSmcyzdY0.html

I was listening to this in the background and came back to read your comment and realize it completely fooled me

They followed the soundalike rule. Inversion of the melody, using the same chord progression is legal. Seriously, how do you not get the rights to an old song? That means there wasn't much potential in the movie.

@@TheNickleChick Not a real thing, by the by. It's just the output of a shitty (or half-finished) Generational Adversarial Network, like those fake faces a facebook engineer posted ages ago. They were probably playing around with GANs, got this output and decided to pretend it had anything to do with strokes. Maybe they even convinced themselves it was true.

I've watched this video so many times that now when I hear the original rockin around the Christmas tree it sounds wrong to me because I'm more used to this version

Aldovia is a Baltic State that was colonized by the British in the 19th century. The ruling family brought over British families and appropriated land from the native slavs, after which they began a Christmas Genocide, working them to death in the Christmas Mines, collecting tin to make Christmas ornaments for the world. The field they always ride through is the site of the mass graves of the native population.

Kenneth Elliott Liked for ‘Christmas Genocide’

On a serious note, it's just what's familiar to yankees. English royals are on international news regularly as opposed to royals from Scandinavia/Spain/Belgium/Netherlands/Monaco/wherever who hardly ever do, or Saudi monarchs who only get on tv after extrajudicial executions or egregious war crimes. And latin-ish names are what you get when you try to come up with a foreign-sounding european-ish name ending in -ia

Who cares? Everyone knows the best fictional European nation is Latveria.

Kenneth Elliott The mass *Christmas graves

It's amazing, clearly intentional which makes me think maybe the costume designer at least gets the true dystopian meaning

That "color analysis" is brilliant - the critic should be the consultant

@@Julia-nl3gq clearly someone doesn't understand the deep, intricate storytelling of the Christmas Prince Cinematic Universe

@@Julia-nl3gq What is your problem, overanalyzing inconsequential things for entertainment is the whole point of this channel

@@Julia-nl3gq i enjoy watching this kind of video in my christmas pjs more than i would enjoy the actual movie this kind of content isn't for everyone, but that doesn't mean loads of people don't enjoy it !!

Beloved icons, truly. Both of them.

"No, this is Patrick."

@@heyscalefin Is this still the krusty krab?

Hey y’all, Scott here

@@egbertmilton4003 what reference is that from?

He looks like if a loaf of white bread came to life

@ThatWeirdo04 fucking lmao

Gotta give them this - he does look like British royalty in that regard.

The first problem was they named him Richard

He looks like a Wonderbread loaf.

Yes, like Western music in a Soviet state

You have a fart fetish lol

NO WAY

That rocks

Had to read this twice to confirm it was not "Moriarty the Parrot"

@@TwoPairSA until I saw your comment I thought the same. Kinda disappointed tbh 🤣

In some countries, sure. But in others, you have to sacrifice people to get snow and good fortune

I think it could be akin to the Japanese "first cherry blossom fall" celebration.

@@horusreloaded6387 like the southern us

If the royals live in Aldovia's equivalent of London, i.e. a city pretty far south with mildish weather, its relatively conceivable that they dont get snow every year even if the rest of the country is blanketed in it. This belief further supports Richards inability to rule as it demonstrates that he spends so little time away from the wealthy capital that he cant relate at all to the issues of the populous at large, making him unfit to effectively govern.

Man idk where you are in England where snow falls multiple times every single year. Some years we don't get snow at all. I always assumed Aldovia was like... Scandinavia or someplace with that kinda heavy snow. Their accents are English, sure, but that's just to play into the whole Dickens Christmas movies, and handsome Royals image. But yeah, saying snow falling is a sign of good fortune when snow falls all winter is an odd one.

I love the hat.

Maybe she'll have to take a business trip to her home city and fall in love with a handsome down-to-earth single father who's the perfect opposite of her current slimy cheating big city boyfriend.

@@yoinketd I'd love to see a romcom where he's starring!

**She looks like the best friend of a protagonist in a 2000's rom com

She's even wearing a pandora bracelet that's dedication.

nice catch

@@notwithoutpizza4702 thanks

Like who decided it should be horizontal like a primary school award instead of vertical like actual formal legal documents are? 🤣🥴

richard has the emotional range of a cabbage patch kid

AFAIK if it’s a male bloodline and male-preference primogeniture, that doesn’t automatically mean emily has no claim, and logically hers should be stronger than simon’s. richard isn’t biologically the king and queen’s son, but emily is by the queen’s own admission their daughter; she’s therefore descended from the male bloodline and moreover a direct relative of the old king, unlike simon, who’s only his nephew. i don’t remember if we established which of simon’s parents is an aldovian royal, but if his mother was a princess, his claim is all the weaker because he’s descended from the female line (as far as i remember! i could be wrong!) it’s plausible that emily simply doesn’t have the political power or enough allies to enforce her claim, given that she’s a minor, a girl, and disabled-even if her claim *should* have more weight, that doesn’t mean the nobility would automatically support her as the heir when there’s a physically abled adult man also putting forth a claim, given that most societies on earth have misogynistic and ableist attitudes. if the sole issue is that emily is a minor, it could be a problem of who will be her regent until she turns 18-if she can’t legally rule for however many years, and they say something like “the queen can’t be her regent because she’s not a royal by blood”, that could be the reason why simon has a shot at being king: they don’t need to scramble to find a suitable regent after discounting both richard and the queen, even if his claim is weaker. i like this option, it has much less bigoted implications as to why emily can’t be queen.

Monarchies have never barred children from ruling. If the monarch is a child they will almost always have a regent to advise them on political matters, and the regent is often the one who is making all or most of the decisions, but officially the child is still the monarch.

In Brazil, the prince Pedro Cabral ruled when he was just 13 years old.

@@renatashpthis is an alt universe so

But then why doesn't his mom rule? King is dead ok no problem we still have the queen. But oh no she is a woman shucks

WRONG. It was a reference to the planet Pandora from the movie Avatar, which is the Aldovian's home planet.

That's a very astute point.

Or because the name Pandora means "all gifts" in Ancient Greek. Amber has all the gifts a modern American woman could want - a job as a journalist, a blog, staff to do the Christmas cooking and an English royal husband. I am not quite sure where in England Aldovia is but somewhere in the south, I guess.

@nan All of the Aldovian's consciousness transfers to a giant Christmas Tree when they die, also the tree uproots itself and fights a giant robot.

The second she mentioned Pandora I literally full-screened the video to get a closer look lmao great touch

Plus the whole outfit

*Pandora: The World of Avatar bracelet

Im not sure if you mean actual pandora or disney pandora :world of avatar

I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone else saw this.

jeremyud - Have you ever heard of Capgras Syndrome? _[shudder]_ This is every bit the grim alternate-reality dystopia Jenny claims. The madness is just below the surface....

I like to think one of the other dads is a step dad. Her mom divorced and remarried before she died and both dads own a diner. They each own their own diner. They don't share one.

@@debbiemcpherson2426 or they both share a diner and are secretly in love

@@sylvy16 Both men discover their bisexuality after their wife/ex-wife dies and develop a bond through their shared grief over the mom and their mutual love of their daughter. Amber doesn't accept her dads' relationship, which is why only one dad visits her at a time and they speak as if the other dad doesn't exist. It's not ideal. They want to visit as a couple. But they already lost her mom. They can't lose Amber too.

as we know from our dear Queen Bee Regina George, "Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?"

@@Nyasferatu "That is the ugliest f-ing bracelet I've ever seen in my life."

I was hoping this was a sponsored video paid for by Pandora.

To fully understand the insult to Amber would require knowledge of what is a now all but forgotten scene cut from the final film. Emily, as a member of the royal family, does not simply “run out to the mall,” or even “just order on line.” All gifts from the royal family to employees among the palace staff are strictly handled exclusively (for obvious reasons) by the Head of Palace Protocol, who is… Mrs. Averille. Now do you see it? We have lost the scene in which Emily details her general specifications for the gift to Mrs. Averille, and so we miss the older woman’s expression of profound distaste for Amber which soon turns to gloating as she selects the gift itself from the Pandora website. Her chortle and softly delivered line, “Oh, _this_ will be a little gift for myself!” were some of Mrs. Averille’s best moments, adding a depth to the character that would have nicely set up her increasingly open conflict with Amber. That bracelet was an insult indeed! The irony is sharp and cuts in every direction. Emily trusts Mrs. Averille completely and is gratefully delighted with her selection of gift, knowing nothing of American Shopping Mall Culture. Amber being Amber, is genuinely appreciative, thinking to herself that Emily has terrible taste, because she is young and has been so isolated as a Royal, but believes that the girl has gone to great effort to find something uniquely American and this endears Emily to her forever. Mrs. Averille quickly realizes she has misjudged. Her insult has sailed over Amber’s head as intended but there is no satisfaction to be had because no-one amongst the nobility has any idea of the quality or monetary value of the charm bracelet. The Royals all appear to assume it was something Amber had requested - to remind her of Christmas at home in America. Having come to the understanding that everyone in the palace is oblivious to the real value of the gift, Mrs. Averille feels comfortable doctoring the accounts ledger and over-charging the Royal Family by an qegregious amount. She pockets the difference and treats herself a crate of a 43 year old Aldovian schnapps that has been aged in France. It is actually while drinking one of these precious bottles in the second movie that she hatches the plan to create a dilemma for Amber and the Prince regarding what jewelry Amber can wear in the royal portrait.

@@ColdHawk This is some villainess-isekai levels of backhanded insults and court scheming.

Yeah it's like "I'm not downtrodden by the rich, I can eat food! Oh.. oh right .. people own cars. Like three cars for one family. New. Okay then. Revolution hours"

Legit 😭😭

Finding out that people considered pandora a "middle" sort of cost was jarring. Like I knew they weren't expensive expensive, but in my circle they're... Nothing to sneeze at cost wise. Like people growing up would brag about them being a bit pricey. We all knew they were ugy tho

@@melaniekirkland6634 I kinda get where she's coming from. It's not that the prices for Pandora are like, show up and buy without another thought. But, if a middle class family wanted to really drop some cash on jewelry, 500$ is usually like a third of the cost of a single tiny colored gem on a thin chain. In my neck of the woods, the cheapest peices you'll find at a proper jewlery store are gonna be like 2000$ ish dollars.

@@Bostonpancacke Also worth noting that the majority of charms for Pandora bracelets cost way less than that. You can easily get cute charms for the bracelet for 50 euros

Lmao exactly

"Have you by any chance heard of Stockholm Syndrome?" "Is it something that the dean created, because if not I don't care" One of the best episodes

see also: the john lock conspiracy. for more information i recommend sarah z’s video

Lmaooo I remember that episode

Therefore, the Dean IS a genius and I will die defending his vision.

They tell actors to pretend-shiver while they’re sheened in sweat from cozy layered costumes, which can make those who overdo the shivers look dopesick

@@alisaurus4224 this comment is too underrated lol

@@alisaurus4224 That explains why they need snow gif over every scene that they don't bother to stagger so it looks like the snow keeps falling the same way between cuts.

That line was how I knew that Leopold was the villain.

The way he says it with a little spin is just- perfection.

I nominate the adrenal glands for the title of dread sacks.

I think this ignores the role of the amygdala in attaching emotional valence to experience, particularly states of anxiety such as dread. I’d be good with, “squoze my ‘mygdala,” or such as a colloquialism....

I'm adding that to my vocabulary.

I hate when people squeeze my sacks :(

​@@ColdHawk Good thought but too literal to mirror "funny bone" which, and granted I'm not a medical professional, isn't an organ that secretes mirth.

it’s not?

I watched this video at least five times over the course of several months before I figured that out

I thought it was a Dalek for ten minutes straight.

dang ikr it kinda blew my mind

Because Jenny is amazing

Im pretty sure the entire video started with the prompt "go insane with color analysis on something that definitely doesn't deserve it and retcon the reasons for the choices."

Everything was sarcastic and at the same time absolutely legit

That's what keeps me addicted to Jenny. She has an adorable ditzy-fangirl persona that makes her fun to watch, and then you suddenly realize that she's also an incredibly brilliant and insightful media critic. That incongruity makes her even more mesmerizing. I mean, we don't all watch 4+hour-long videos about defunct hotels by just anyone, right? 🙂

Murdered by the reporter's newspaper and her body stuffed in an alley. They really wanted that coronation story...

@@Chipiliro613 I think the reporter probably did it herself. Doesn't seem like the type to let others do the dirty work

Kavi Gupta - Some careful thought reveals why Amber has a penchant for wearing deep reds that will not show spatter.

They couldn't afford a tutor, it was a Christmas miracle when one showed up

I’ve been wondering the same thing lol

Omg what is this real? I’ve only seen the 1st movie

Just wait until you get to the sixth movie

@@loveu8910 yeah man it gets wild in later movies.

Man, have you guys seen the tv show spinoff yet? It's set after Christmas Prince 6 and it's an incredibly heartbreaking look at the horrors of civil war. Not to spoil anything, but the atom bomb scene had me staring at the tv long after the credits rolled.

@@deen7530 dude I seriously want to but I watched the first episode and found the sudo erotic romance between the two twin kings, Richard and William so wierd, like did the filmmakers have to throw in their wierd fetishes

Either way the peasants should rise up.

Now that you mention it, if they adopted Richard, wouldn't people be surprised because the queen wasn't pregnant beforehand?

@@yusufkadar maybe she was and miscarried ...very dark thought

@@justcuz2105 I don't think that's it, because it turned out she supposedly wasn't able to have children at all (until Emily, apparently).

@@yusufkadar sunset beach, the tale of the smurf and the cushion

Lol the plot holes/missing information is what makes these movies the best Xmas films ever 😄

that made me piss laugh omfg

A Christmas Coup

The Christmas Proletariat shall overthrow the Christmas Bourgeoisie and seize the festive means of production

SKSKSKSKSK

"Let them eat fruitcake!"

This is intercut with scenes of heartwarming holiday traditions such as caroling and putting up lights around the royal palace as if it's a middleclass Midwestern McMansion, as well as a disturbing scene in which they bingewatch Netflix holiday movies where the XPCU (X-mas Prince Cinematic Universe) is explicitly referenced

That’s only a few degrees away from being the setup for a really funny hamlet retelling set in the CPCU (Christmas Prince Cinematic Universe)

Weirdly enough, their Christmas Truce actually happens at Easter

Not Jingle Bell Rock, the weird knockoff version from the intro

war is hell

mood

This is me when it comes to every video Jenny has ever made.

Satire? Looks like pretty basic crap to me.

Melissa Smith Why the hate? What didn't you like about it? I'm genuinely curious.

@@sarahfrench113 About the review? I didn't really say I didn't like it, although I realized later it's not to be taken seriously. I'm interested in real analysis.

@@melissasmith6762 Lol, real analysis of A Christmas Prince? Fluffy stuff like this doesn't provide a ton of material for serious philosophical and cinematic discussions.

@@melissasmith6762 I guess it wasn't satire for the explaination of the first movie and Ambers color theory but it turned into satire when she talked about the second movie, because they totally dropped that in the second one, and I think Jenny was making fun of that hahaha

Honestly, out of everything in this tin foil hat review, that color theory actually seems plausible. Give the main character a vibrant color scheme contrasted against the drab background, then show that color scheme bleeding into the other characters as they become closer to her.

Rhythmically Circling the Festive Topiary

Andrew Welter topiary 🎄😆😆😆😆😆

Jazzin' Near the Festive Shrub

Boppin' in Front of the Hanukkah Bush

Yesssss

You say that like every quirky woman doesnt want to dance in a million dollar dress and $50 sneaks

I think Jenny could teach a graduate level course in “Quirky and Relatable.” I wonder what footwear she chooses when an occasion calls for a ball gown?

Good thing you clarified that the heroine was female. Just so there's no doubt of her being a male heroine.

i wOre vAns tO prOm so quIrky

As where everyone knows the only real way for a girl to be quirky is to wear combat boots with her dress, like yourself.

and you know there was definitely some sort of stipulation that made the bonus only apply to 6.7% of the aldovian working class, at that

@@eliza1498 "must have worked 40 hours or more every week for at least 50 weeks out of the year, including vacation time and medical leaves of absence. Does not apply to independent contractors or anyone who uses W4 tax forms, or anyone who earned more than $75k last tax year."

What about the people who have disabilities and can't work?

OMG YES

#LifeLessons

It's not a plot hole! It's murder

Huh. I wonder if one could work Suicide Squad over by making it a theory.

Possibly, but the editing is bad. Unless you're gonna say there is a glitch in the matrix type one. However, this movie seems to be purposefully cohesive in it's choices. Suicide Squad just seemed lazy and also looks like it may of gone through development hell. I like the idea of a theory maybe fixing bad movies, but at the same time, I'd rather people learn to make better movies. Or at least cohesive ones.

A FILM theory, thanks for watching

Books and movies I will never read or watch. But I LOVE her reviews of them!

Yeah I watched her nearly hour long review of the Avatar theme park. Which I don't care about at all. I've never even been to a Disney park.

Watching reviews about material you have no interest in is...stupid.

Right! Now I want to see this movie! Preferably with my Grandma, and a cup of hot cocoa. XD

@@ColumineMiette gag

You'd be surprised with how many of these made-for-tv "Hallmark" romcoms are actually pretty dark if you start to analyze what you're watching.

Was it even really a coup? All simon did was reveal the truth of richard not being eligible for the throne.

Considering Richard is as interesting as dry wall, Simon's probably the only man he could ask.

IT WAS!!! The Prince and Me starring Julia Stiles

The actress that plays Amber is in a Netflix show called iZombie and I genuinely wonder how that wasn't made in the 2000's every single episode. Maybe 2000's nostalgia is just her genre 😂

WOAH

Wooooahhhh

Damn. The Christmas Prince cinematic universe has _layers._

Them layers man, you keep pulling them back but they just keep coming

The Christmas Prince is like an onion... it has layers

She did, on her Patreon!

You're really just gonna say this and not link that fic

Wait link the fic 👀

GIVE US A LINK

Give it, the link

👀👀👀👀

That's something interesting that I hadn't thought about. Your right through. Almost every unbiased option says that Nicholas II was a good, decent, and loving man to his family and friends, and may have been a good aid to the people had he not been so consumed with his son's health; but he wasn't really cut out to run a country. Russia's really had this kind of problem a lot. Bad leaders that are either jusf not fit to run a nation, more concerned with their own needs, or a mox of both. Nicholas's grandfather, I believe, may be wrong on exactly how far removed from Nicolas II he was, was in the process of insinuating political reforms that would have helped the lower class and would have given them a voice in governance. Then he was assassinated by anarchists and his son cracked down of any social upheaval as a result. Stalin, a good third or more of the other Soviet leaders, Putin. The list goes on.

The Christmas Communism

@scaper8 i wouldn't give him too much credit he still believed in the divine right of kings so even if he was planning to "give a voice to the people in governance" he would probably still ignore them and just not sing off on any of the duma's decisions to do so, that is if the duma were to do something like that which is highly unlikely .

That was my take on George W Bush when I was nine. I was a weird, morbid kid, and I made many adults very uncomfortable.

I bet the Rasputin analogue is going to be wild in this cinematic universe; can't wait to see an upper-class sex cult played out through the medium of pastel costume pallettes and chintzy jewellery.

Underrated comment

We'll start the beheading under the Christmas guitione, isn't that right maxamilion roseycheecks

Let them eat fruit cake

Christina Rodriguez - Nice!!!

Simon says that at like, the height of some tense moment, and all music cuts out. It cuts to an over the shoulder pov from his perspective, and everyone is just leaning back and glaring at him

please this is all im thinking about

Furthermore, A Christmas Prince 3 shows a map that includes Belgravia (the setting for The Princess Switch) and they reference that they have gotten a new non-royal queen so I think the real question is: how many Vanessa Hudgens' exist in this universe?

@@agusyesbean Vanessa Hudgens has D4C

@@agusyesbean And we will have Princess Switch: Switched Again where another character made by Vanessa Hudgens will appear

So A Knight Before Christmas is the Doctor Strange of this NCU (Netflix Cinematic Universe)

So Aldovia is in Thailand?

It is Thailand in every month but December

Come for the lady boys, stay for the eggnog!

**Slaps keyboard for 3 seconds** "I'm in"

@@ijneb1248 "Well if they're in, then I'm out."

Ok I know this is a year old but when Summer and Dylan have that really romantically charged moment and the whale zord rains all over them? Hoo.

The first season or two of iZombie, when they’re still trying to fit in as Regular Humans, play heavily on the theme of facades and their cost to those who must maintain them

We love to see Power Rangers actors getting work. I mean, this franchise isn’t exactly Devil May Cry, or anything, but still.

She was Tinkerbell on "Once Upon a Time" too, wasn't she?

CBS Ghosts

can't wait for a christmas prince 3

Did they have a mid-credits sting where they dissolved by the snap of Thanos?

Computer, load up Christmas Prince

Holy crap, not to be that person, but I just changed your 2k likes to 3k!! I've never seen that happen before! Sorry 😅 And yes, I agree with your comment.

Reminds me of my idea for the Frozen sequel... Frozen 2: The War of Succession

they invite the irish diplomat to cut off his head to celebrate st patricks day

wow don't you think that's kind of mean to say considering he has a little sister

@@Cheerleader644860 thanks for your concern! no

Christmas Prince 7: Put That April Fool’s Head on a Spike

I mean, in the third film, they actually change the "male bloodline" law, which is great, so maybe?

Yes the movie where even the menstural cycles of the Royal women align to give birth on Christmas. Which considering the coronations and wedding things, that little brat is gonna grow up VERY privileged to put it mildly Edit: I forgot the part where the plot is that they have to prevent going to fucking war over a stupid treaty in which they have to renew every century

Was going to say the same thing! :p

Here to say the same thing.... Also netflix's new Christmas Prince three-quel... The Princess Switch

@@SiRenfield I beg your fucking pardon Christmas Births. I wasn’t ready for Movie III the Christmas Births