The Guy Just Cheeses EVERY GAME!!!

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Artosis Clips

Artosis Clips

Жыл бұрын

Artosis finds that he just can't catch a break when he practices for TvP... (30/05/23)
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Пікірлер: 109
@VieneLea
@VieneLea Жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Blizzard developer who, upon hearing that RT prepared for TvPs, flicked the "Zerg" switch
@DannTeBg
@DannTeBg Жыл бұрын
*unranked pro gamer zerg
@Xpwnxage
@Xpwnxage Ай бұрын
"Sir... a second zerg has matched against Artosis."
@myfaceisonfire6985
@myfaceisonfire6985 Жыл бұрын
this video has made my life substantially better
@tastethejace
@tastethejace 11 ай бұрын
How dare that protoss make units and send them to Arty's base lol
@Xpwnxage
@Xpwnxage Ай бұрын
How dare they play the game
@LoOziS
@LoOziS Жыл бұрын
Can watching this man's anguish ever get old?
@pullerschubserwilli4251
@pullerschubserwilli4251 Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@dewwwd3431
@dewwwd3431 10 ай бұрын
No it cannot I love it, he looks and acts just like I imagined all Starcraft players back in the day before I even ever knew what they looked like
@bradpeterson4258
@bradpeterson4258 9 ай бұрын
No
@Some_guy_with_a_beard
@Some_guy_with_a_beard 9 ай бұрын
Not in this lifetime
@GokenSayajin
@GokenSayajin 4 ай бұрын
I don't get how artosis' stream community has fevilved to the point of straight assaulting the ears of my man in some of the best non Korean SC: BW we may see in a good while
@DarkNova50
@DarkNova50 Жыл бұрын
I've got to say, I didn't have the best day today. But the thought of Artosis continuously languishing on the ladder, being trolled by his followers, and deriving nothing but pain from something he once loved has really put a spring in my step.
@acardioxc
@acardioxc Жыл бұрын
This post wins the day, haha. I just imagine the perspective of RTs wife, trying to take care of 4 kids and hearing screaming coming from his office. Then seeing him coming out dejected every day and going to the freezer for an ice cream cone.
@SvensPron
@SvensPron Жыл бұрын
When Artosis calls you a f*cking moron, that's actually a compliment
@julka159tyu
@julka159tyu Жыл бұрын
“I’m very excited” - last famous words
@odoacredacalcutta5085
@odoacredacalcutta5085 9 ай бұрын
lol, the ending where he actually blames his wife for his misery was intense.
@DrZergling
@DrZergling Жыл бұрын
Your anger is not good for your soul.
@JamesFenczik
@JamesFenczik Жыл бұрын
"stop winning! you're not playing right!" lol. the toddler defense
@alextaylor6793
@alextaylor6793 Жыл бұрын
When passion send you mad lol
@sergiopabzu6692
@sergiopabzu6692 Жыл бұрын
Artosis does the same thing every single game and expects different results.
@denome3725
@denome3725 10 ай бұрын
Protoss casually attacks Terran Artosis: fuxxin all in!
@catchmyscoober
@catchmyscoober Жыл бұрын
Never turn the thing you love into a job.
@EGGJAZZ
@EGGJAZZ 10 күн бұрын
dunno man he makes bank
@ASOT666
@ASOT666 2 ай бұрын
this was fucking hilarious, especially the way the commentors were tilting him lmfao
@fatalisspawn8217
@fatalisspawn8217 8 ай бұрын
I feel that every single unit is made to counter Terran units. Being a Terran main in BW is an absolute struggle, they're practically antagonized in the ladder, and it is so rewarding to actually beat a single freaking person, especially vs toss.
@AlexLopez-pk3ix
@AlexLopez-pk3ix 9 ай бұрын
This is comedy gold I am dying
@owenthailand
@owenthailand Жыл бұрын
Both Artosis and Mephisto are lord of hatred.
@goldenmilkpudding8743
@goldenmilkpudding8743 Жыл бұрын
QQ so much water from those tears
@romanzuna3197
@romanzuna3197 10 ай бұрын
When people dont play the way you want them to play - cheese
@andrewmenino7676
@andrewmenino7676 4 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d see an adult man be brought to tears over losing to a stranger in a children’s toy
@davidbang9625
@davidbang9625 10 ай бұрын
This video was soothing ahhhh....
@llJiggyFlyll
@llJiggyFlyll Жыл бұрын
In the beginning, I was actually worried when RT talked about retiring his build. But when the chips were down, it was a joy to see guys in the chat get treated with the ol'classic 'No expand 0-0 4-Fact push'. The build almost never wins, but it generates rage highlights like no other.
@Zeratul150
@Zeratul150 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video made me smile
@ArtosisClips
@ArtosisClips 10 ай бұрын
I'm glad
@basimaziz
@basimaziz 10 ай бұрын
14:42 LOL. "My medics are so stupid, it hurts my feelings." LOL!!!!!!
@mg0
@mg0 10 ай бұрын
This is brilliant comedy.
@basimaziz
@basimaziz Жыл бұрын
Man... Hang in there Artosis.
@dionowen6050
@dionowen6050 Жыл бұрын
RT we just want you to be happy.
@visitante-pc5zc
@visitante-pc5zc Жыл бұрын
Awesome
@smugshrug
@smugshrug Жыл бұрын
It's incredible that no matter how old he gets his negative attitude and toxicity never improves.
@jennyxie5382
@jennyxie5382 Жыл бұрын
But this is what we are here for 😅.
@pointlessmanatee
@pointlessmanatee 10 ай бұрын
why would they change? he's running on habit.
@TheOldWhovian
@TheOldWhovian Жыл бұрын
META - Most Effective Tactics Available. META Abuser - Someone that "abuses" playing the game effectively.
@dewwwd3431
@dewwwd3431 10 ай бұрын
All I have to say is…. “Meow wow, wow meow wow… underscore..?” Also I love that artosis wife hates him so much that she is forcing him to play Starcraft
@cozos
@cozos Жыл бұрын
meow wow
@Xpwnxage
@Xpwnxage Ай бұрын
Woow underscore
@Slimurgical
@Slimurgical 5 ай бұрын
It's weird that pros even play on smurf accounts. You'd think they'd be the last people to bother.
@Jose-xm3tq
@Jose-xm3tq Жыл бұрын
16:20 This while bit LOL
@markjones3809
@markjones3809 10 ай бұрын
GOD DAMN IT
@raptorsan85
@raptorsan85 5 күн бұрын
Harry Dean Stanton
@luckyluc9972
@luckyluc9972 Жыл бұрын
Is it an all in if they have more bases?
@JonasVieth-eo8zq
@JonasVieth-eo8zq 11 ай бұрын
"You're actually one of the dumbest humans to have been born, your genetic line should end." I bet Frost Giant has Artosis at #1 contender to be the face of Stormgate!
@AlexLopez-pk3ix
@AlexLopez-pk3ix 9 ай бұрын
Zerg is easy to counter I like to use spider mines to get thru the swarms and the vultures for sneak poke attacks
@JohnnyDarko01
@JohnnyDarko01 6 ай бұрын
GOD DAMNIT!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!
@SwatyChopsuey
@SwatyChopsuey Жыл бұрын
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GAD DAMMIT
@LounoirRecords
@LounoirRecords 3 ай бұрын
meow wow, underscore??? meow wow, underscore??? meow wow
@commandertex4389
@commandertex4389 Жыл бұрын
I do feel bad for arty. Starcraft is amazing and to never get opponents if equal skill would suck. It is halarious tho
@ZER0-C00L
@ZER0-C00L Жыл бұрын
4:20 😂 5:55 🤣 15:25 😅
@chinchilla415
@chinchilla415 10 ай бұрын
I'm not too familiar with competitive Starcraft but maybe a guy in the chat can help me here. If you have been playing, streaming, and commentating on a game for 25 years, wouldn't be very familiar with cheeses & pushes by now? And learning to handle and cope with them?
@SPQR_14
@SPQR_14 9 ай бұрын
The thing about Elo/MMR based games, you will always reach your skill level rank, and then you will always be stuck in a perpetual ~50% winrate. Even if he learned to beat all these cheeses and pushes, he would just face a new set of challenges with a higher MMR. The only people who can enjoy dominating opponents are the literal top players in the world.
@user-uy8wx4pk4h
@user-uy8wx4pk4h Ай бұрын
@@SPQR_14 so the system works correctly then?
@SPQR_14
@SPQR_14 Ай бұрын
@@user-uy8wx4pk4h Sure, the point is that "being better" doesn't mean "winning more games." You will always lose 50% of games, unless you become a top pro.
@rfenyxzhen5823
@rfenyxzhen5823 Жыл бұрын
this made me want ice cream. idk why.
@diocletian607
@diocletian607 26 күн бұрын
It stops the tears
@Gmose869
@Gmose869 7 ай бұрын
What is the meow wow 😂😂
@mjolnir9421
@mjolnir9421 Жыл бұрын
time to find a new RTS my guy... this isnt healthy at this point tbh
@caiofiuzaseixas9027
@caiofiuzaseixas9027 5 ай бұрын
Only thing i heard was wow_? Meow ow
@bobbybkh1471
@bobbybkh1471 9 ай бұрын
8:59 "It's so gross, it's so gross." I do not understand???
@taylorjensen2787
@taylorjensen2787 8 ай бұрын
Come for the Rage. Stay for the RAGEEEE!!!!
@swordre5805
@swordre5805 Жыл бұрын
Is there any terran streamer that rage like arti?
@konradkubala51
@konradkubala51 Жыл бұрын
Low tier god
@ArtosisClips
@ArtosisClips Жыл бұрын
Idra played Terran in Brood War too ;^)
@smoluwu8676
@smoluwu8676 10 ай бұрын
avilo plays terran from what i remember
@henriquegaby3538
@henriquegaby3538 Жыл бұрын
Artosis the lactose intolerant terran
@AimRobot
@AimRobot 11 ай бұрын
Play smarter, not harder :D
@AlexLopez-pk3ix
@AlexLopez-pk3ix 9 ай бұрын
Bro I've been that tilted on league it's comedy
@diocletian607
@diocletian607 26 күн бұрын
He was pretty salty this stream 😅😅
@nabibobettau
@nabibobettau 10 ай бұрын
15:44 he's not zelot he's an amateur gosu
@zombieassaultman
@zombieassaultman Жыл бұрын
wow_?
@mistervanderveer
@mistervanderveer Жыл бұрын
MeowWOW underscOOR.
@ruskii9931
@ruskii9931 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@EvansdiAl
@EvansdiAl 11 ай бұрын
u stopped uploadin?
@derkrebskandidat8911
@derkrebskandidat8911 Жыл бұрын
Einen Kurzen, nach jedem "Fuck" heben und man würde nach der Hälfte des Videos, an ner Alkoholvergiftung sterben^-^
@SwatyChopsuey
@SwatyChopsuey Жыл бұрын
Albert Einstein: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
@FuryXDMGS
@FuryXDMGS 9 ай бұрын
16:22 Aight time for me to play Devil's Advocate and say that this is a dumbass take. it's like saying that making junior boxes do sparring matches against Paquiao would make them improve
@raptorsan85
@raptorsan85 5 күн бұрын
played poker with guys like Artosis...you don't tow the line so they can beat you cause you're doing weird shit that's outside the scope of the norm then they get pissed. Dude if you are my opponent and you get pissed...I'm doing my job
@superitgel1
@superitgel1 11 ай бұрын
What's this? Artosis is going through midlife crisis 😅😅
@JohnnyBoy144
@JohnnyBoy144 Жыл бұрын
Lol poor artosis. 400 mmr below…. That is some BS tho..
@Raducu2oo5
@Raducu2oo5 9 ай бұрын
9:30 - no skill, but just does a build that can kill good terran players....lmao
@Diablo_Institution
@Diablo_Institution 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GermoDante
@GermoDante Жыл бұрын
I know literally jack shit about Starcraft but Meow Wow tho
@budsdamian9337
@budsdamian9337 5 ай бұрын
Lost to the same guy 3 times in a row omfg no wonder he’s so tilted I’d b losing my mind, so funny he has like no way to beat a Zerg maybe should learn some diff builds like rush wraiths n c if that works instead of always doing same build against the same Zerg guy
@orbitalstrike
@orbitalstrike 4 ай бұрын
ahh man, another one. theres no such thing as cheeses or all-ins. there is only Strategy. just because people use strategies that you hate or dont agree with, does not mean its cheese or all in. its a Real Time Strategy game, people do anything to win. simplest explanation.
@Karalexia
@Karalexia 10 ай бұрын
Seriously? For all his 'skill', Artosis can't fend off a wave of Zerglings? The most basic Zerg unit? ... And it's the other player that's unskilled!?! XD
@EvansdiAl
@EvansdiAl 11 ай бұрын
"this guy just clicked made a ton of zerg, it literally takes no skill" artosis isn't complaining he is bad, he is complaining people aren't playing like in his childhood, where zerg would come up with different units, like a real army, and he would feel like a real general, fighting like a noble knight commander in a crusade upon the stars. we all want that game where we fight like in cinematics. have u ever seen a sc cinematic doin cheese? nah i didnt think so
@EvansdiAl
@EvansdiAl 11 ай бұрын
he shud play total war where all units are at start n no cheese
@smoluwu8676
@smoluwu8676 10 ай бұрын
the sc2 protoss prologue cutscene is them literally dropping a proxy pylon to retake aiur
@EvansdiAl
@EvansdiAl 10 ай бұрын
not dropping cheese cannons @@smoluwu8676
@st3ppenwolf
@st3ppenwolf 7 ай бұрын
I get that it's funny for a while.. but are you really building your channel on salt?
@tragedyofwind
@tragedyofwind 11 ай бұрын
i think SC2 is a better game than SC1.
@adamlouis3725
@adamlouis3725 Жыл бұрын
does no one tell him to scout? his game would improve 50% instantly if he just stopped penny pinching and scouted. i think he does it on purpose to get angry for views when he loses
@smugegeez1406
@smugegeez1406 Жыл бұрын
I think he does it on purpose too. It gets him views and a lot of people who think they’re trolling him by spending $3 dollars per donation to spam tts when he’s raking in at the very least $200 per stream because of it.
@2639theboss
@2639theboss 10 ай бұрын
​@@smugegeez1406Even if its fake, im not sure who the bigger loser is. The clown, or the people paying the clown.
@bahachan
@bahachan 21 күн бұрын
meow wow
@MasterRoshi8974
@MasterRoshi8974 Жыл бұрын
Meow wow
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