Just when you think you know somebody... #itsasouthernthing #sotrueyall
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@hijodelaisla2752 жыл бұрын
"Do your parents know?" was quite possibly the most flawlessly delivered line in a theatrical production that I have ever heard uttered.
@basicallystupid70802 жыл бұрын
LMAO Y E S
@flowerful84982 жыл бұрын
Classic 😘
@wolfqueensc83742 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tsadkiel20082 жыл бұрын
No *"I'm not going to turn down free chicken wings!"* Followed up by "I don't really drink coffee"
@BlackPhoenix7772 жыл бұрын
Yes! 😀😀😀😀
@saureco2 жыл бұрын
I so badly wanted the ending to be her finishing with "now _soccer!_ that's a sport I can watch." And they flip the table in rage.
@509Gman2 жыл бұрын
I used to like soccer, then they started falling down crying like little girls anytime they got bumped into by someone.
@bencze4652 жыл бұрын
that's funny, we have 'football', or 'american football' here.
@foundationsofsapphiresbysa1512 жыл бұрын
@@bencze465 yeah…I’m at an international school, and that’s how we refer to them…😂
@DM-nw5lu2 жыл бұрын
I don't like American football due to it being so unnecessarily violent. A lot of sports popular in the US are. If you have an issue with "falling down crying like little girls anytime they get bumped", I recommend female (girls') soccer. Nobody cries there. In the male profit-oriented leagues it's mostly just about winning no matter what. If that means pretending you got hurt to get a yellow or red card.. then that's what it is.
@ViolettaD14852 жыл бұрын
@@DM-nw5lu if you want to avoid "unnecessarily violent," watch out for European football. Not the guys on the pitch: the supporters.
@grilled_cheez2 жыл бұрын
The most southern thing about this is the guy scooting the donuts towards her as he asks if she’s thought about getting professional help. Baked goods to comfort her “sufferin” 🤣
@jamiel52102 жыл бұрын
THIS IS ME!!!!!! At work when I told my AVP I didn't watch football. She emphatically, with so much zest said, "THEN LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO!? " I said,"I like to read, go for hikes, shop, watch Netflix. There is LITERALLY a lot of things to do." Ha, she was so shocked and I'll be honest I sensed a little bit of disgust. Gotta love Texas. LOL
@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын
Bless your heart, huney you would get that reaction in most places! Most normal Americans love football!
@kevinmonceaux2101 Жыл бұрын
@@inconnu4961 I'm so glad I'm not normal. Abnormal is more interesting. I find sports about as interesting as watching paint dry.
@marciam7301 Жыл бұрын
@@inconnu4961Honey, bless your heart as well, for the broad generalizations of "most" and "normal". Proud to be a normal American who does not like football and whose life does not begin and end on a football field.
@shawnunderwood9131 Жыл бұрын
I had the football fans at work look at me like I had three heads when they asked if I watched the superbowl and I said I would rather watch Star Trek reruns
@AWJ-zf8cf Жыл бұрын
I feel the same and I live in Washington
@coolchristiangirl1902 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gonna turn down free chicken wings” The tailgates and football parties be so much fun and full of food but I don’t know a thing about football😂
@doughesson2 жыл бұрын
One year for the Superbowl,I was the only one actually watching the game. Everyone else was out in the yard checking out the garden my brother in law & sister had dug for the following spring,talking about wines or other non football topics.
@leedeffebach35042 жыл бұрын
Tailgate and then nap during the game is the move
@joanchewning62202 жыл бұрын
@@doughesson rq
@Ottorockz2 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced sportsball.
@francescajonica18232 жыл бұрын
Same here
@lilykep2 жыл бұрын
I 100% run my errands on football days, it is the best because there is absolutely no traffic. Literally the only time I've ever watched a game is on Superbowl Sunday for the commercials, and I don't even watch those games anymore because the best commercials are online the next day now. The one time I did watch a game I annoyed my stepdad because I cheered for whoever had the ball.
@tonyameredith70812 жыл бұрын
I right there with you!!
@oneminuteofmyday2 жыл бұрын
My sister married a great guy who does not watch sports. I don’t know how she managed that. They’ll have Super Bowl parties just to have people over and the two of them will be in the kitchen baking cookies together.
@leenone84562 жыл бұрын
They really do hate it when you cheer for both sides don't they 😂
@lilykep2 жыл бұрын
@@oneminuteofmyday My husband isn't a fan of sports either. We occasionally go to my mom's house on Superbowl Sunday but that's literally the only sports we engage in.
@lilykep2 жыл бұрын
@@leenone8456 It seems to annoy them a lot which I don't understand at all.
@cometrider09192 жыл бұрын
“Do your parents know” the sheer amount of utter disbelief in his voice made it so much more amazing
@hbrika9 ай бұрын
"I'm not gonna turn down free chicken wings. " Truer words never spoken. My parents would have big Superbowl parties, it was great to hang out with family, eat great food and console the family when their team lost.
@Lady_de_Lis2 жыл бұрын
I feel this woman's struggle so much... The only things I know about football: 1) If a team gets the ball to the end of the field, they get 6 points. 2) If they kick the ball through the goalpost, they get 1 more point. 3) Whichever team has the bigger number on the scoreboard is winning. And that's it.
@a.elsagonzalez68242 жыл бұрын
You legit described me...glad I'm not alone!!!
@michaelaregester22992 жыл бұрын
You know more than I do!
@JohnBrown-ig5nc2 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way. I don't care about sports
@abigailrobinson2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I just learned something!
@donnakaye20152 жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining the game! You know much more than I do!
@scotto95912 жыл бұрын
I love when they accepted her, then she said she doesn't really like coffee. 🤯 As long as you drink sweet tea, she gets a pass!!!
@AFLoneWolf2 жыл бұрын
"This is herbal." Everyone else: 😑
@brentlarsen44142 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, she had a cup of hot tea with the tea bag string still hanging over the side.... that aint sweet tea. I thought for sure that was going to enter the discussion at some point, but .. nope.
@jwrockets2 жыл бұрын
I don't like tea. Never have. I don't care about football either. I still prefer Southern living to rusty cars and shoveling snow.
@justintime69982 жыл бұрын
Sweet tea is the best.
@Jules-ql5tf2 жыл бұрын
@@jwrockets my best friend, a southerner born and bred, hates sweet tea......you're not alone, I promise 😄
@3arthIsGhetto2 жыл бұрын
As someone who could also give a crap less about football living in the South I felt this.I got fired for the first time in my life because of football. My mom got hip surgery and lived two towns away and the only day she didn't have help was Saturday. So I told my job almost two months in advance I'd need Saturdays off for about 4-6 weeks to help my mom but it was during football season, they thought I was lying to go to or watch the game and canned me. 🙄🤬 Only in the South....
@NineToes19 Жыл бұрын
Not in all the south. Please refrain from using a broad brush. Plus, they had no proof you went to football games. That was illegal as hell.
@PlantKitty Жыл бұрын
That's illegal and you can sue them
@zchris87v80 Жыл бұрын
"Only in the south" Uh, no. Way to generalize. Imagine how many people got fired for calling out Monday after the superbowl (a sport we don't care about here).
@autumnhicklin89832 жыл бұрын
“Do your parents know?” Love that line XD. Grew up in a house where EVERYONE loved football except me, I would just go play video games or draw while they watched the game. To this day my dad and brother still doesn’t understand why I would rather do something else besides sit and watch the game XD
@ORenyRen2 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, the "It's mostly flat around here" line really spoke to me!
@carolynbailey45832 жыл бұрын
Come to the Carolinas. You'll love it. But don't bother going to the mountains. The neighborhood roads are much steeper
@TheHornedOne812 жыл бұрын
I swear, when I was there the only hills were man-made.
@MarcillaSmith2 жыл бұрын
But have you been to Mt Dora
@terra_the_nightingale1352 жыл бұрын
I have that one tiny hill around where I live. And some ditches. What amazing levels
@tranurse2 жыл бұрын
@@MarcillaSmith or Tallahassee. My grandmother used to live in Mt Dora and my uncle lives in Tavares. But Tallahassee is also hilly
@BigEdSays2 жыл бұрын
Whenever a meeting was running long and I wanted to bail, I'd just say, "So, how is UT doing?" The three guys who ran the place would go go down the rabbit hole and I would just walk out.
@criswilson11402 жыл бұрын
I am going to use that trick in about 3 hours. Thank you!
@thebookwyrmslair67572 жыл бұрын
Even better, ask about the OU game... 😈
@1960markN2 жыл бұрын
We used strategy like that on one of our high school teachers. Get him on a tangent and sit back until the bell rang.
@mixedraice2 жыл бұрын
👏💀
@menopillion98532 жыл бұрын
The football nuke is a very effective strategy.
@kaelaleedaley2 жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY how Rugby us revered in Wales. "You DIDN'T see the match?!" 😱🏴 xx
@Wraith-tf5zq Жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up in Colorado and now lives in the south and whose coworkers talk nothing but football year round even though they know I hate football I feel this entire video. Especially the part when she talks about going for a hike and how it’s mostly flat around here. It’s cute what southerners consider hills.
@voxpopuli6781 Жыл бұрын
“Cute”? Well, bless your heart.
@ronaldfrechette20452 жыл бұрын
This is a great metaphor for so many things. Every company claims to be so inclusive, right up until you have the wrong opinion. Plus it's really funny.
@mervyngreene66872 жыл бұрын
I learned that the one thing everyone I know in Birmingham agree on is the SEC. Actually, Alabama. I had a cousin go to Auburn. You would have thought someone had died.
@kimmiewise10442 жыл бұрын
Yep, it’s actually kind of sad. The only thing needed to make it a one for one match is have a complete different crazy lady who hates sports and wants all of them banned statewide and Maya is completely overlooked for her opinions and the company instead goes to the crazy ladies positions on sports and everyone thinks that Maya and crazy lady are the same so they blame Maya for what the crazy lady is doing to the company. Bonus points; there’s a third “Maya” like character who become increasingly more and more anti-sports the more the crazy lady makes people hate them.
@NineToes19 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like cancel culture.
@davidpickens88002 жыл бұрын
Finding people at a Home Depot to actually help you? She is delirious. I went a HD once to buy plumbing supplies and ended up mixing paint for 4 people, loading a stack of 2x4s and 2 rolls of tack paper before I left.
@izzyjimenez69512 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tomfuller42052 жыл бұрын
I had to make keys for one lady and cut rope for another.
@deathdude3602 жыл бұрын
I mean, she didn't specify that they were employees, just that people helped her. 🤣
@CoastScribbler2 жыл бұрын
Face it, the best way to get help at Home Depot is to go to Lowes.
@faithreturns3332 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you might as well go apply and get a check
@annalees.80732 жыл бұрын
as a southerner who doesnt like sports, and neither does my family, i found this relatable
@starwarsguy98032 жыл бұрын
I can relate to this. I absolutely hate football with a burning passion. I got it from my mom as she hates it too and there have been people I’ve told who have reacted with shock. The most notable being my friend who when I told her she said “How unamerican are you?”
@lauramathews31512 жыл бұрын
I dont mind football. Butbinhate baseball, hot dogs, beer and apple pie...
@gregorymcgee1002 жыл бұрын
How about "are you a communist or something"?
@ineedamirroroferised28442 жыл бұрын
@@lauramathews3151 baseball is the only sport I don't hate! And I don't play, I just watch it on TV. And it's not the most important hobby I have, either. I *like* it but I don't *love* it. Reading and music are more important to me than baseball.
@ineedamirroroferised28442 жыл бұрын
I hate football with the heat of a million suns!
@purplepanties262 жыл бұрын
I, too, can relate. I hate football. But I also hate all other sports as well. Watching grown ass people “play” games is boring AF.
@Loki-332 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to turn down free chicken wings. No truer words have ever been spoken.
@davidpickens88002 жыл бұрын
Free chicken wings and free beer
@CortexNewsService2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!?!?!?!
@suspiria19662 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking about putting that on my tombstone
@izzyjimenez69512 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more.
@sheilapate76042 жыл бұрын
Same me either lol
@TombstoneTourists2 жыл бұрын
Rofl "does your parents know?" Got me ... My dad hates sports but will pray Alabama wins so he doesn't have to listen to my mom being upset. He has said many times while I was growing up that a happy healthy relationship is where you both take the time to try and understand each other's passions and hobbies.. and even if you never understand it say roll tide every now an then 😂.
@Anja_ShadowStryder2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tomsmith52162 жыл бұрын
When I met my wife's family, the first question they asked was " Alabama, or Auburn?". Responding with "Roll Tide" made me acceptable, lol. It WAS a condition of marriage...
@susanlackey352 жыл бұрын
That’s some 100% Pure marital advice right there, boys and girls.
@gregorymcgee1002 жыл бұрын
Here in Alabama you don't say hello you say "Roll Tide"
@tomveatch2994 Жыл бұрын
@@tomsmith5216 "War Eagle!!!" (Class of 1968)
@JackieBaisa2 жыл бұрын
"Do your parents know?" is brilliant, haha! Well done, guys!
@houdinibat12 жыл бұрын
I've, lived in the South all my life for 69 years. I played YMCA football for 6 years through the 8th grade. My Dad was a collage football fanatic, he would watch two games on the TV switching back and forth and listen to one on the radio at the same time. I lost my enjoyment of football due to my Dad only coming to one of my games in those 6 years. My Mom lived in Atlanta and drove 250 miles and made it to many of my games. My Mom passed away at the end of my 8th grade school year, and next year in the 9th grade my heart was just not in it even the the high school coaches kept after me to play. I did run track in high school and needless to say Dad never came to any of our track meets. I made sure I went to as many of my boys games and outside activities as possible. I do enjoy watching a live game and have seen several through the years, but to spend my Saturdays in front of a TV worshiping at the alter of college football no way.😊
@Eseseso494 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that. RIP to your mom and screw your dad.
@Andrew-pl2ly2 жыл бұрын
The best thing of 2020 was no sports, I didn't have hear all the people talk about sports, it was wonderful.
@existenceisrelative2 жыл бұрын
Same.
@lifebeyondthesalary24582 жыл бұрын
For real, it was awesome!!!
@gregoryschmidt12332 жыл бұрын
Puh-reach.
@ah57212 жыл бұрын
yep
@andreac14452 жыл бұрын
Completely agree!
@nataliepowers80022 жыл бұрын
I’m a band kid. In my school, we all call every sports game “sportsball.” Most of us couldn’t care less about it. We love going to the games, but all the fun comes from pep band and the halftime show. However, we don’t say that we don’t like sports, because any band kid will tell you that marching band is too athletic, competitive, and difficult to not be considered a sport.
@pedanticm2 жыл бұрын
I "competed" for last chair flute all through middle school and high school marching band...I blatantly say "I don't sportsball" when people bring it up.
@user-neo716652 жыл бұрын
I was a 95 lb kid that marched with the only susaphone. A 1/5 of liquor fits down the bell of that thing and you can still play. The bus trip on the way back is way better and all the girls wanna sit with you.
@auntlynnie2 жыл бұрын
I played trumpet in marching band (we didn’t do all the fancy stuff - we were lucky if we could march in a straight line correctly), and we needed someone to tell us when to play “charge!” 😂😂😂
@Trumpeter6672 жыл бұрын
Played Trumpet in band. I didn’t know most of the calls and such, but I knew enough from my dad being the announcer while to Kinda explain what were cheering for.
@Bear-pw7nu2 жыл бұрын
So you play sportsball! Welcome!
@bernadettedevereaux86942 жыл бұрын
As the only woman in my department, I tried to be one of the guys in the usual Monday morning recounting if the weekend’s sports games. “That was quite a game, wasn’t it?” Their faces instantly reflected their suspicion. “Which game?” One of them asked. “Oh, I can see y’all tryna play me! You know the game I’m talking about.” It was clear that I hadn’t watched any of the weekend games. They drilled me with a few more questions, just to rub it in.
@markgoostree6334 Жыл бұрын
I got all the sports/game talk I could stand at work. They knew I was not watching, wasn't going to watch, and did not care. It was funny to watch them deal with that fact.
@danielleking2622 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up the whole time at this. This is exactly how I feel about my bf watching wrestling!!! FOUR out of the FIVE days during the week there is a frickin show on and it drives me up the wall !!! And then when he tries to tell me each person's backstory or "ohhh, did you see that move?!" I'm like 🙄🤦♀️ _I. DON'T. CARE !!!_ lol
@LilDusty232 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dirtydozen5079 Жыл бұрын
Same!!! LOL
@taladan2 жыл бұрын
I'm built like a linebacker, coaches all tried to get me to play in highschool...nope! I was a band nerd and a computer geek all the way. Though, I do miss catching the ocassional GA game with my dad since he passed away...he was a big fan of college ball and loved to watch them play.
@amandamankins12932 жыл бұрын
Fellow band nerd myself!
@katiewright33092 жыл бұрын
The only reason I know anything about football is because I was in marching band and we had to play our high schools fight song during touch downs or the first line of it during first downs. Also whenever there was a touchdown all the seniors who were in band, flags, poms and cheerleading and sometimes superfans would run down to the track around the field and do 10 pushups for ever touchdown our team scored. Actually once you know the basics it is pretty easy to follow. Sure I don't understand the more intricate parts of the game but at least I can follow what is going on.
@hijodelaisla2752 жыл бұрын
Fascinating
@taladan2 жыл бұрын
@@amandamankins1293 everybody knows the game is really just there as a support system for the band. ;)
@amandamankins12932 жыл бұрын
@@taladan exactly
@nathan1sixteen2 жыл бұрын
"To be honest, no one knows how targeting works" Straight facts!
@davidryan8342 жыл бұрын
When she said "Touchdown...Tide!" I freaking lost it!!😂🤣
@annecaulder94952 жыл бұрын
I just learned that it's true that gametime is a great time for running errands! So glad I got that tip last Sunday!
@lesliepaulkovacs64422 жыл бұрын
Well, at least she didn’t admit that she lost Maw-Maw’s Cornbread Recipe.
@heyokaikaggen62882 жыл бұрын
The horror!
@Z1QueenB2 жыл бұрын
Or put the cast iron skillet in the dishwasher
@supercheese70332 жыл бұрын
@@Z1QueenB Oh, she did this... pretty sure of it
@Oshidorinohina2 жыл бұрын
its so nice to see fellow southerners who call their grandmothers maw-maw and grandfathers paw-paw.
@adhisboucha2952 жыл бұрын
This is real! I was 19 years old, living in Georgia, when the conversation IN THE MIDDLE OF SUNDAY SCHOOL changed to football. At one point, I innocently said "there are more important things than Super Bowl Sunday" and I was attacked/belittled/berated by grown men for saying such a thing! Love your neighbor, my foot!
@marycarricaburu36832 жыл бұрын
🤣
@What_Makes_Climate_Tick2 жыл бұрын
I live in the district where University of Michigan football is the thing. After having been disappointed with various things at a church I had long attended, the straw that broke the camel's back was this in a long string (over decades) of football references in sermons. "We've pinned all of our hopes on the new head coach starting this fall. You all know his name. Say it with me." I said aloud, "I don't know," but when I heard what others said, I did remember hearing that name. So church can be a lot like the workplace in the video, and it might be a Southern thing, but it's not just a Southern thing.
@UltimateBreloom2 жыл бұрын
This is the way.
@ViolettaD14852 жыл бұрын
"Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life"
@NineToes19 Жыл бұрын
I would bet they were just teasing you.....giving you a hard time. Seems you got 'triggerd' and took it the wrong way.
@nancybryant43252 жыл бұрын
This is so true. I live in the south and most of my family and friends are football fanatics. I find it so boring, but find myself nodding and smiling. It’s just easier.
@yaoibabe2 жыл бұрын
I sure don't miss these conversations while working from home 😂
@CarolinaCajun48702 жыл бұрын
"Doesn't hockey start in the Fall too?" Every Southerner, "Uh.... uhm... well, we don't know...."
@davincent982 жыл бұрын
Hockey? What does she think this is? Canada?
@penguinsfan2512 жыл бұрын
Uh, some people in Raleigh and Nashville might disagree with you. Omitting Tampa and Miami for obvious reasons....
@violagreene46432 жыл бұрын
I live in NC and remember one day when I was getting ready to start teaching my class, a student who had been born in the north came in all excited because the Carolina Hurricanes had just won the Stanley Cup. The rest of the class (all locals) didn't even know that we had a hockey team in this state.
@penguinsfan2512 жыл бұрын
@@violagreene4643 To be serious, hockey receives very little national sports media attention regardless of location. Speaking of the Carolina Hurricanes....they are having a great season. Southerners ought to give hockey half a chance.
@violagreene46432 жыл бұрын
@@penguinsfan251 oh, their public profile has gone way up since then. Most of the students will have heard of them by now. For a while, an association with professional wrestler Ric Flair helped their public profile, but they have since distanced themselves from him. Given some of his troubles,, I don't blame them. I wonder how the Charlotte soccer team will fare?
@CurlyAndCurvy2 жыл бұрын
I SO RELATE to this one because I don't care about sportsball and I don't drink coffee!!! Thank you for helping me feel seen, y'all! 🙏🏼💗👍🏼
@Hannodb19612 жыл бұрын
As an Afrikaner from South Africa, this reminds me of Rugby in my childhood in the 1980's
@koinijikoimizu2 жыл бұрын
As a Georgia native who also doesn't watch sports...man this was way too accurate in a hilarious way.
@SarahEncore222 жыл бұрын
I literally feel sooooo much for Maya’s character in this skit…theater kid all the way who doesn’t like sports and lives in the south…😂😂😂
@Sarah-ff2kf2 жыл бұрын
I’m not from the south but I am not a fan of ANY sport. 😉
@Jen39x2 жыл бұрын
@@Sarah-ff2kf I wasn’t until I started watching bicycle racing like Tour de France. There really may be a spectator sport for everyone you just need to keep looking.
@gypsygirl32552 жыл бұрын
I'm actually a big curling fan. Try explaining that one in Florida
@ricjacobs31282 жыл бұрын
Former drama rat here who never got into sports either
@SarahEncore222 жыл бұрын
@@kandykaye9981 …I’m not shunning anyone of anything, I was just saying that I relate to a character in a skit…
@triciawebster20352 жыл бұрын
This was so my mom as I was growing up. Now that she’s in her 80s she likes to see the colorful uniforms (but doesn’t really care about the teams.
@ladybee8832 жыл бұрын
I'm not in my 80's (still 20 years to go), but I don't really care for football either. My husband likes college football, so I will "watch" a game with him sometimes, but I usually end up looking up stuff on my phone. I'm the one that picks a team by the color of their uniform. Drives him nuts when "my" pick wins. 😄
@pamelabratton25012 жыл бұрын
I don't' know your mom, BUT I LOVE HER!
@a24-452 жыл бұрын
It's me too. I've had the rules explained to me countless times, but nothing sticks. When I'm at my sisters place and shes got the football on TV (doesnt matter which code, my sister in fact will watch any sport if it's got a moving ball), I'm the one saying, "aren't the England team wearing lycra shorts?' or, "what's the meaning of the different boot colours?" its not that I havent tried. Both my sons played football as kids and I attended their games. But somehow i was always looking away talking to another mother, when either of my sons did something noteworthy. Seriously, I think I've got some kind of brain idiosyncrasy. I dont like board games either-- for me an hour of playing cards would be mental torture.
@maureenmyerskoeppel51622 жыл бұрын
Give me a good book or a movie over sports any day.
@ladybee8832 жыл бұрын
@@maureenmyerskoeppel5162 I'll agree with you on a good book. I always have an actual book, or one on my tablet or phone going on. My daughter is the same way, and even though he played football in high school for a bit, my son soon lost interest and switched to wood working. He's still got that as a hobby, so it stuck.
@stephenray40232 жыл бұрын
love the eyelids on "proud of you for living your truth"
@NineToes19 Жыл бұрын
"God's greatest gift to mankind"!! Great line!!!!!!
@deborahpetipas93652 жыл бұрын
My "black Friday" shopping was always during the Iron Bowl. No one on the road, stores have just a few shoppers, sales staff gathered around a tv or a radio on somewhere in the background. BUT after 13 yrs of being involved with a High School band and Friday night's I learned plays, ref's calls and signals, songs played on 1st downs, players positions. Now I actually watch parts of games and have a clue. Still though shopping on Iron Bowl day is the best!
@Eye_of_a_Texan2 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what that is.
@1stAmbientGrl2 жыл бұрын
Iron bowl?
@gw79112 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m in the band and still have no clue what goes on in a football game except touchdowns.
@deborahpetipas93652 жыл бұрын
The Iron Bowl is our instate rivalry game. Alabama/ Auburn game.
@deborahpetipas93652 жыл бұрын
@@Eye_of_a_Texan like Univ of Texas vs Texas A& M. State rivalry game. Auburn/ Alabama was played in Birmingham known for Iron ore used for making steel. So Iron Bowl.
@Vanoxe2 жыл бұрын
Literally how I feel every Monday morning
@_Keir2 жыл бұрын
I have an scca and acc feed on my phone, so I can pretend I know what I'm talking about. LOL
@tracymommt2 жыл бұрын
I came out years ago lol
@annag98732 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if my husband and I were the only ones.
@miask Жыл бұрын
As many times as I’ve seen this, I love when Mya says Saturday is a great time for running errands. So true; especially in a college town. Of course you have to stay away from the University. Don’t ask me how I know this.
@jewelweed68802 жыл бұрын
"You can actually find people to help you at Home Depot!" 🤣 I'm a 3rd party merchandiser, I don't work for HD but I'm there alot. So that line is on point. 👍
@LoverLake2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian that doesn’t like hockey, I get it.
@TheMaulam123452 жыл бұрын
no one is perfect
@swampfire66002 жыл бұрын
Yeah I also don't like hockey even though my dad loves hockey
@tanya2922 жыл бұрын
As an Indian that doesn’t like cricket I also get it.
@TheNinnyfee2 жыл бұрын
With a little time it gets better. In Germany, the soccer country, it has calmed down a little thanks to social media spreading other sports and hobbies.
@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын
You're not REALLY Canadian! i'm reporting you to the Prime Minister! Expect the RCMP or JTF2 to show up at your door soon! LOL
@MrnmrsCCazares2 жыл бұрын
I married a man just as disinterested in sports as me. We actually go to the hardware store during super bowl or literally anything else we feel like during other sports times. :) 7th generation Texan, we southerners that don't really care about football do exist.
@melissasaint32832 жыл бұрын
Me too! Superbowl Sunday is like a second anniversary for us, we always go out and make it a big date night. We are not from the South we are from New England, so for million years Tom Brady had the Patriots at the Superbowl, and that day reliably looked like everyone was hunkering down for the Purge or something: Frantic buying of supplies followed by totally abandoned streets and businesses. You could choose the best, busiest restaurant in the city and breeze right in without reservations, treated like Belle in the big "Be Our Guest!" musical number, lol.
@bryanhempel47642 жыл бұрын
Football game time is also the best time to go to out to eat. The restaurants that are normally supper busy or fully booked are wide open. Unless it’s a place like Buffalo Wild Wings then it’s packed and sports games are always playing.
@FebbieG2 жыл бұрын
My husband's ancestry goes back to the Republic of Texas. His family just does not care about any sports at all, and I love it.
@user-jy3zl2vp4b2 жыл бұрын
How do I find men like that?? Sounds amazing! How did you meet?
@MrnmrsCCazares2 жыл бұрын
@@FebbieG mine goes back 7 generations. We were here same time as you. My daughter is generation 8. My husband only goes back 2 generations, but he's Mexican so they were here a long time too, just not on this side of the Rio grande after the war.
@Mustangsinfinity11 ай бұрын
This is LITERALLY me!!! Not even kidding!! (Even the coffee part, lol!)
@JustElia4202 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this one. I too was born and raised in the south, and I really don't do sports watching. It's funny because you just have to fake it or deal with people who are baffled but the fact you could care less about their Sportsball team. That being said Go E-sports!
@zelly49142 жыл бұрын
The school I teach at has "Jersey Day" where you wear a jersey or your favorite team shirt. I literally had to buy one only for this reason (chose my dad's college) and every now and then someone's like "hey they did good yesterday!" and I just kinda smile and nod and leave quickly.
@cathipalmer82172 жыл бұрын
I wore a PBR cap.
@bkbinj63202 жыл бұрын
@@cathipalmer8217 Is that “Professional Bull Rider” or “Pabst Blue Ribbon”? Some people consider the second to be a sport.
@aimeeontheharp2 жыл бұрын
I did this too, but I got a jersey for a team that is a rival to the local team... I get strong reactions over something I don't care about. And crazier is their reaction when they find out I don't actually care and just was pushing their buttons! hahaha
@cathipalmer82172 жыл бұрын
@@bkbinj6320 🤣🤨🤣
@meglane20202 жыл бұрын
Me with my Ohio state sweatshirt I have only because it’s pretty and comfy LOL people love to approach me ☠️
@bethinbama2 жыл бұрын
Errands without traffic is the best thing ever! This is from someone who spent 41 years living in Tuscaloosa. IYKYK!
@ckdraws4102 жыл бұрын
Her explanation of liking theatre instead of football despite being born and raised in the South was so relatable
@barbstephenson80452 жыл бұрын
“It’s all hockeyball to me.” Mary Fran, playing Bob Newhart’s wife on ‘Newhart.’ The best line in a tv show that describes me.
@starlamanley14682 жыл бұрын
I am a Maya! I have attended many baseball, football, soccer and basketball games and cheered to the top of my lungs for my children and grandchildren. However they all know I don't care beans about sports. My son-in-law even asked me how in the world I grew up in the south without liking football lol.
@johng4822 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I've spent hours at dance recitals watching my daughter and I do not care about dance. I don't even enjoy music. I'm only there because I love my daughter.
@diedonnerfrau75652 жыл бұрын
I faked liking sports to try to please my dad. He was angry for six weeks that I was born and not born with male parts. My mom thought I needed to know that. Never got his love or even his like, despite how many sports I watched or even participated in. Even now, I only pick up this, that or the other tidbits of sports, especially football just to open conversation with folks.
@christopherabbott34842 жыл бұрын
As a native born, raised, and still resident of Ga, I don't care about watching sports that much, or drink coffee at all. I was starting to think I was the only one.
@bluereader90152 жыл бұрын
You are. She is a fictional character.
@Neightlive2 жыл бұрын
Mississippi here don't do either
@Neightlive2 жыл бұрын
@@bluereader9015 wrong. I'd rather watch Nate Diaz beat somebody up than watch football any day. Fuck coffee.
@healthcarethoughtleadership Жыл бұрын
Oh, dude! This is exactly what I experienced when I first moved to Georgia... and I moved from North Carolina!!!!!
@mrgreene32902 жыл бұрын
OMG - I can so totally relate to this lady. I went to the games in college, did my support then, but now not really into each and every game of each and every team all the time. If my college team makes a playoff, I might watch or at least have interest in the score...but I can't visit my brother's house during football season without knowing that I'll probably be condemned to watch at least 3 games on Sat. and Sun. And yeah, I'm a southerner.
@MnemonicSyntax2 жыл бұрын
I feel this way living in Oklahoma. Each time someone on my team brings up football (ie: every day) I tell them they remind me of the teacher from Charlie Brown because all I hear is "wom wom, wom womwomwom wom wom, wom."
@kuuryotwo51532 жыл бұрын
Same. People start talking football and I tune right out. I understand the rules of the game and how it works, I just don't give a damn. Never understood watching people play a sport. Playing it? That I understand, playing football, soccer, basketball, even baseball can be fun. Watching people play? About as fun as watching paint dry.
@user-jy3zl2vp4b2 жыл бұрын
@@kuuryotwo5153 Exactly. Playing is SO much fun. Watching is a bore! So celebrating paint drying???....and making food and spending tons of money and inviting everyone over to also watch paint dry.....uhm, no thanks. I get my errands done! No grocery lines and no traffic.
@vortec2k22 жыл бұрын
Best time to shop in Norman is on game day unless you get caught in traffic.
@musingsofatradwife2 жыл бұрын
Same. I got an osu shirt at academy years ago on clearance to wear as a junk shirt for cleaning, working out, etc. I accidentally wore it sunday without realizing they were playing OU. The looks I got were terrible.
@angelag6692 жыл бұрын
"You work on a holy day?" I just had to laugh. I was a band geek so 4 years of high school meant Friday night football and all of my college was College Football Saturday (Roll Tide!). Once I left school 30 yrs ago Saturday has always been reserved for college football. When I did have to work on Saturdays, I always had football on in the office.
@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын
You are a saint and a GREAT Amercian! GOD bless you!
@holliberry2614 Жыл бұрын
So true!! I wasn't born in the South....but lived her since I was 12....and I cannot IMAGINE life without football Saturdays!!!! GO GATORS!!!
@trex20922 жыл бұрын
I can relate. Iron Bowel Saturday is the greatest day to get stuff done. Love it.
@crusader76592 жыл бұрын
"To be fair, no one knows how targeting works" Correct, including the refs
@kellyaquinn2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know targeting was a thing to know.
@formerunsecretarygeneralba95362 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what targeting is.
@maggiemay31082 жыл бұрын
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 I think it’s when a player leads with his helmet instead of his shoulder when tackling someone
@brianmccarthy55572 жыл бұрын
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 Michelle1020 is right except they're trying to kill or cripple somebody. Comes from recruiting gang members, as well as all the rape, fraud, child abandonment and support cases, drunk and stoned driving, along with all the violent criminal charges. While there are obviously fine young men of all types playing the game the recruiters could seem to care less about character when they recruit for colleges. The good guys get in by accident.
@jwrockets2 жыл бұрын
@@brianmccarthy5557 National Felons League
@mikemusser43692 жыл бұрын
As a guy born and raised here in the south that does not like football at all I totally know how that conversation feels!! This was spot on!!
@tutorjulslee2357 Жыл бұрын
This is me..as a Texan. I did theater in high school and played in the marching band.
@franklinstephen3268 Жыл бұрын
Hi 👋 how are you doing?
@unclelarryboy16082 жыл бұрын
Spot on. I love going to super bowl parties because of the food. "So, who's playing this year?" I say.
@chrispeek84122 жыл бұрын
Proud of you, Mya - just be yourself. Once, I went to a superbowl party...there were about 40 people there, but only 10-15 of us were actually watching the game.
@aeli9992 жыл бұрын
Superbowl parties aren't about watching the game. They are about eating, drinking, and watching the commercials.
@lmboh85852 жыл бұрын
A comedy video and a social message! Great Way To Go Southern Thing! Kudos to the writers and the actors (and everyone else behind the scenes).
@robertdozier9481 Жыл бұрын
I'm a southern man, and I don't watch sports, and this skit is "spot on"!!!
@ringilgondolin7490 Жыл бұрын
The greatest gift to humanity is sarcasm. Especially a well delivered dead-pan.
@braza-bear77912 жыл бұрын
I'm from Brazil and I LOVE THIS CHANNEL. I learn and laugh a lot!
@heyokaikaggen62882 жыл бұрын
I think that a lot of people would be really interested to see a Brazilian equivalent...
@jacobhamilton24732 жыл бұрын
Brazil is in the South
@TheLuckyjoenga2 жыл бұрын
It's time for this video! Hallelujah! 👍
@hjeffwallace Жыл бұрын
I played fb in high school. In 40 years since, I watched maybe 5 games. 3 kids in the band, we showed up at halftime & left before kickoff.
@treyharvellsr.52052 жыл бұрын
I feel this so hard. That awkwardness at the end when no one knows what to talk about... That is my life because I don't do sports.
@PelafinaLievre2 жыл бұрын
This is Kentucky and North Carolina’s relationship with the rest of the south historically. Yeah, we are southern in most ways, but we have this other sport that we will just fight over ourselves.
@chingizzhylkybayev85752 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@lysalynnae2 жыл бұрын
Basketball!!! We’re college basketball all the way, because sadly we suck at football. Except Coastal Carolina is killin’ it this year!! But basketball is where we shine!!!!
@WillBlindYouWithLight2 жыл бұрын
Cause it actually snows here every once in a while.
@mikehodges65982 жыл бұрын
North Carolina shuts down the first week of March for the ACC Tournament.
@michellem94442 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm from Kentucky and this video reminds me of when I tell people I'm not into basketball. lol
@honkytonkinson97872 жыл бұрын
This is like my office. They do all kinds of college sports event thingys throughout the year to raise morale. I have no idea how to participate because I don’t care enough to even know team names or how well particular colleges are doing at a given sport on a given year. I’ve been out of the closet of not caring about sports for many years. Very liberating to be myself!
@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын
You must not have any friends nor are thought very highly of, eh! You are that 'special' kid that everyone pretends to be nice to!
@davedahowell86942 жыл бұрын
That uncomfortable silence when ppl don't know what to talk about is so real.
@janejones76382 жыл бұрын
I agree that football, particularly college football, is God's gift to humanity. I suffer through the Spring and Summer waiting for Fall. Reminds me of a time I was watching the Heisman ceremony with my extended family. My mom wasn't even facing the television. My cousin's aunt (she's not my blood) told my mother that she could move over so that my mother could see the TV. My mother said don't bother, I don't want to see the TV. I live in Florida and this was the year that Tim Tebow won the Heisman. All of us were quite pleased that he won and the speech that he gave.
@bjb75872 жыл бұрын
When I was single in the 70s, before women got into sports, I would tell my dates, "I have two great qualities as a boyfriend. The first is that I don't care about sports. The second one you may find out by the end of the night." Women love honesty.
@kaldo_kaldo2 жыл бұрын
The best part about this skit is the credits. Maya (Mary Patterson Broome) is the one who wrote the sketch which means she probably knows about football.
@carlawilliams44682 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gonna turn down free chicken wings!!!” I am she 🤣🤣🤣
@fredlandry61702 жыл бұрын
This is so true I grew up in Louisiana and lived in Atlanta for years.
@wendimooreart2 жыл бұрын
I graduated from The University of Alabama over 20 years ago. But ..... I've never been to an Alabama game. Hey, I had to work retail jobs all through college so I was always working on Saturdays. Now, I'll watch on TV if there's nothing else on or I'm watching with other people. I always want Alabama to win - I just don't feel the need to watch.
@rjdarr062 жыл бұрын
War Eagle!💙🧡🐯🐅🦅
@tonia.58612 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣……if that was illegal, I hope the statute of limitations has run out!
@chelseyaustin60152 жыл бұрын
Same but Kansas. Like...the wildcats aren't even good and Bill Snyder has been accused of all kinds of things, retired TWICE, and had cancer. Like let the man retire and take his name off the stadium, please!
@cynthiashelton38252 жыл бұрын
Wow. I thought I was "special" when I gave away my last year season tickets, but you never even went to a game! My game attendance dwindled each year until I just officially quit going. I'm like you ... Always rooting for Bama, but I don't watch the games.
@BigDaddyCruz2 жыл бұрын
Wow, somebody from the University of Alabama... That can read! Go Ducks! And before everyone gets all excited, this is all just in good fun. Well mostly... Kinda...
@KimberlyGreen2 жыл бұрын
Maya (i.e. Mary), I'm with you 100%. Not into team sports. Not unless you consider zone coverage during Christmas shopping a team sport.
@carmenespinosa6423 Жыл бұрын
Living along the Georgia-South Carolina line, it is the EXACT same situation if you don't like golf. "Coming out" to my boyfriend's family that I didn't like golf was one of the hardest, most anxiety inducing things I have ever done. After an uncomfortable silence, my boyfriend's father goes, "And you don't like football as well?" "No, sir." I said meekly. "Oh. So you just...don't like sports?" "Not really, sir." That broke the tension enough that we were able to move on.
@actuallyitisrocketscience2 жыл бұрын
When I lived in Alabama and the local high school had an away game, the whole town packed up and migrated to wherever they were playing for the evening. Football isn’t just a game, it’s a way of life. 😂
@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын
This is what makes the south great!
@MrsAlmaTrumble2 жыл бұрын
So true y'all!!
@ataurus2at2 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm actually a southern girl that don't care a thing about sports but I love the sound of a game on the radio because my dad has always been into sports and the sound is nostalgic 😊
@kathleenkirchoff92232 жыл бұрын
I remember the sound of the Astros game on my Grandpa's radio as I fell asleep at grandparents house.
@haywardgarner48502 жыл бұрын
I love a game playing in the background. I have no idea what is happening, but I look up when the crowd explodes.
@bevb7362 жыл бұрын
When I was very young, sports (except for any kind of boxing) was the way to spend time with Daddy. Football, baseball, car racing, Triple Crown, bowling, the Olympics, some basketball, especially the Globetrotters, tennis. Soccer wasn't a big thing yet in the USA, so not that. Daddy kept up with all the high school sports, college once I got that far, & kept up once I was an alum. He always knew SOMEthing to share. He's in heaven now, so a game on in the background is a wonderful way to keep him close. And most of the sports we watched together are still interesting & enjoyable ways to spend an afternoon or evening. How I miss sharing those days!
@ChanaRo6132 жыл бұрын
When I grew up, it was the sound of the neighborhood. Every house had a radio and/or TV turned to the game. So as you were running around outside or riding your bike, you heard the cheers and the announcer's voice reverberating all around you. Yeah, nostalgia. ❤️
@ikreer97772 жыл бұрын
Yep. Football needs to be playing on Thanksgiving Day.
@ArachnaeNonafel2 жыл бұрын
Born in Kentucky. I do tea, I don't do sports and I'm proud! 😁
@ericfermin83472 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in Mobile, Alabama. I've never seen, been to, or cared about football for the last 72 years of my life. Growing up, there were no professional teams in LA (still aren't). Been a farmer all my life. Saturdays were/are work days and Sundays are the Lord's day.
@Wow-rn2re2 жыл бұрын
Poor poor poor maya. Bless your heart
@judithmitchell46672 жыл бұрын
Sooooo true. I AM that girl. Don't hate me. I also am a theatre kid and don't drink coffee. I'll just back away slowly now. Judith 🎵🎭
@4dollsandamovie2 жыл бұрын
The world needs to learn from this. Just because somebody says, "We should be more inclusive," doesn't mean that everyone should be forced to comply with a rule (like not talking about something) or else they're a big meanie. One of the things you learn as you grow up is how to just deal with it.
@mrklean02922 жыл бұрын
I feel her pain. I moved to Georgia ten years ago and this is so true, and like her, I am not really a sports fan. But unlike her, I come from the north, ever heard of a little place called Pittsburgh? My parents weren't religious, well almost not religious. They and my three siblings worshiped the Steelers. My mom would prepare these large snack trays... I mean the ones that Gordon Ramsey would make, just for a three hour game. I would always watch at least the last part of the game just so that when I went to school the next day I could at least understand part of the conversations 😂
@dimesonhiseyes91342 жыл бұрын
Let's go sports team that makes me feel geographically significant!
@kevinbaker61682 жыл бұрын
You need to do one where the morning office coffee group starts talking about deer hunting, or duck hunting. There is a similar situation with those things as well.
@banjomechanic2 жыл бұрын
Yup. I moved out of the city for a job where I discovered everyone went deer hunting. Everyone. All season long. They knew where to find deer. I knew where to find parking spaces.
@assassinlexx19932 жыл бұрын
We also knew where to bury the body anyone try steal our guns.
@czechsmix9992 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way she is! But I did go to the Carolina Panthers Stadium in Charlotte NC when it was new. But not for a football game--I went to see Billy Graham, and his musical guests Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash!
@bcallahan38062 жыл бұрын
Worked at home depot in Florida. Game days were like a vacation. And we had regulars , school teachers and such, come in. Because they knew it was slower and could dedicate time cutting up their materials and helping with school projects for the kids. And definitely less traffic.