The Hitman

The Hitman - SNL

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2 ай бұрын

In this Cut for Time sketch a hitman (Ramy Youssef) keeps getting interrupted by the guy delivering his food (Marcello Hernández).
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@vickiminervino4646 2 ай бұрын

"the tall one" 😂

@Applxy354 2 ай бұрын

This is the only time he said that in his life😂

@selam1353 2 ай бұрын

That’s a lms 😅

@BradleySmith-xv2ec 2 ай бұрын

I can say that at 5'7" when my wife and I visit Okinawa (USMC:-)

@vickiminervino4646 Ай бұрын

@@BradleySmith-xv2ec my dad was in okie too as a staff sgnt in usmc from 80-81!

@OneaeBlack Ай бұрын

Too funny!!!

@susan8823 2 ай бұрын

“This is where I am” and it’s just his face🤣🤣

@ernestoquintero747 2 ай бұрын

Down to no kombucha and 1/2 spaghetti, target still alive.

@susanarnold4445 2 ай бұрын

Did you eat my spaghetti?

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 ай бұрын

@@susanarnold4445 ...no.

@logannsif 2 ай бұрын

Mission failed. We'll get them next time.

@raypelling6440 2 ай бұрын

Spaghetti with broken glass and kombucha. 😁

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 ай бұрын

@@raypelling6440 bon apetite!

@annaliesealston7945 2 ай бұрын

The amount of frustration I felt for the hitman 😂

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 ай бұрын

He's just trying to kill Donald Trump with a mistress and can't get a shot off...

@v-22 2 ай бұрын

I felt it for the delivery guy who's just trying to do his job and move on to the next. The POS hitman supposedly planned the whole thing but didn't bother to go get his order. And, no, I'm not and was never a delivery person but I feel for them.

@andan04 2 ай бұрын

I felt it for the call girl who has to deal with this entitled jerk just sitting there with a smug "entertain me" expression and you know he didn't pay after the "date" was disrupted by a sniper. And, no, I'm not and was never a call girl but I feel for them.

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 ай бұрын

@@v-22 You seriously had a bigger problem with the fact that he made a delivery guy wait than the fact that he kills people for money? You might want to rethink your priorities...

@v-22 2 ай бұрын

@@user-cn8nu6lq4w the hitman thing is fictional, the uber thing happens every day, all the time. what's wrong with you?

@zawraqhandari6935 2 ай бұрын

"The tall one"😂😂💀💀💀💀🤣

@TheTaurean 2 ай бұрын

Marcello is funny AF. “It cold my friend” 😂

@jahinmahbub8237 2 ай бұрын

I can't believe how accurately they created. The opening scene from that killer movie on netflix. Absolutely loved that movie. Michael fassbender was iconic.

@nyChannel09 2 ай бұрын

Its called "The killer" and has one of the best raw and brutal hand to hand fight scenes ever. Fincher did it well. Edit: People didnt get his character I see... A little hint: He has a distorted view of himself... Now why do you think that is...

@tomascastro7586 2 ай бұрын

The movie was like a long version of this skit😂 he never followed a single of his own rules and he fails at every plan he makes

@peanutbutter4435 2 ай бұрын

That movie was terrible plot-wise

@jahinmahbub8237 2 ай бұрын

@@peanutbutter4435 gtfoh. The movie was absolutely brilliant. And had some actually original ideas.

@roems6396 2 ай бұрын

@@nyChannel09 I’m not sure why some people don’t understand that the entire point is that he never lives up to the lectures he gives the audience.

@seffishestopal5950 2 ай бұрын

I just love how Marcelo keeps saying ,”Delivery downstairs!” 😂 I don’t know why I love that.

@SteveJohnson-ht6kv 2 ай бұрын

Bro 😂

@REB4321 2 ай бұрын

I lost it at "where are you?" "Downstairs!" 😂😂😂😂It's the way he said it! 1:47

@harderthanmydemons2927 2 ай бұрын

@@REB4321that was the best one 😅

@jaredR207 2 ай бұрын

Come to NYC and order food you can hear it live.

@mfanakithi2002 2 ай бұрын

Coz it’s true that’s how the guys always do it 😂😂

@bubblykoi 2 ай бұрын

ramy and marcello are so funny in this one, they are just perfect and two amazing stand up comedians

@hhxichikk 2 ай бұрын

Literally trying to get lunch delivered in SF 😂😂😂 I'm an office manager and when we get lunch deliveries I SWEAR the phone calls go EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!!

@saturday1066 2 ай бұрын

(I work from home now) WHY doesn't an UberEats guy just enter the building now? they used to, pre-2020 (when I still worked on site)

@JaguarXJ 2 ай бұрын

Then you are most likely the problem. If you expect someone to come up to you in a high-rise you better have good detailed instructions on how to reach you. Otherwise, take your lazy self downstairs and get your food. Just because you work in that building every day and know it well, most delivery drivers have probably never even been there…

@v-22 2 ай бұрын

That's because you're a douche who should be ready to pick up your order. These guys bust their ass swerving through traffic to get us our food, the least you can do is be ready when they arrive.

@HappyLife693 2 ай бұрын

🤣Except for the hitman part. 🤣🤣

@littlefiend100 2 ай бұрын

Common phrases include "I'm right here", "I'm opposite to the street"

@mousamnandy3916 2 ай бұрын

Half a speghetti no kombucha 😂😂😂😂😂 Marcello 😂😂😂😂

@redgenerall28 2 ай бұрын

Chloe looks fine though

@jamessirot854 2 ай бұрын

I thought that was Sarah at first but you're right.

@user-ho1yn6ms7y 2 ай бұрын

Is “tho” an acronym? Or is it short for “though?” Like the extra three letters were too many to type. 😂

@capt.peehype 2 ай бұрын

@@user-ho1yn6ms7y Who the fuck are you? The grammar police?

@buckiesmalls 2 ай бұрын

@@user-ho1yn6ms7yIts to make up for the wasted characters used by comments like this.

@jameslarimer9211 2 ай бұрын

Nuh-doy. It's Cloe Fineman.

@SpiderHacksaw 2 ай бұрын

I love Marcello. Just hearing his voice is hilarious.

@drebugsita 2 ай бұрын

the accidental selfie!!!

@maxwellerickson7066 2 ай бұрын

This was fantastic! No idea why it wasn't in the show.

@serz1885 2 ай бұрын

maybe because it was too long and not funny?

@emspacedesign 2 ай бұрын

Because it’s a paid advertisement. You’ll notice they don’t actually say it was cut for time. Uber paid them to produce a video that prominently features their product, and host it on their KZfaq channel. It would cost a lot more to actually include it on the show. Most episodes now have one of these blatantly sponsored skits posted the next day. Also, it’s way too long and not that funny.

@ChanceTheGardenerrr 2 ай бұрын

If you had to pick a part that was the most fantastic, what part would it be?

@a.k.3659 2 ай бұрын

It's kinda racist and not funny as the old macgruber ones? 😅

@chelebel 2 ай бұрын

@@ChanceTheGardenerrr Sending a pic of himself to show where he was.

@triggerbunny 2 ай бұрын

They are mocking the Michael Fassbender movie "The Killer" here.

@Magst3r1 2 ай бұрын

David Fincher directed it

@aegresen 2 ай бұрын

The fact that the film is already a send up of hustle culture bros, is just so good

@triggerbunny 2 ай бұрын

@@aegresen They did such a good job recreating the scene and elevating it to hilarity.

@profmerlinpants 2 ай бұрын

That movie is fine but I really wanted him to do more jobs. I actually wanted to see a successful job.

@tarlobond 2 ай бұрын

I couldn't remember the name of the movie but I knew I recognized it😂😂

@Dranksinatrax 2 ай бұрын

I love how it only takes the first shot the recognize “The Killer”. “Your uberees is here!

@dennissmith7214 2 ай бұрын

“Delivery”……”oh I see you”! 😳 😂😂😂👌🏽

@ScratPlays 2 ай бұрын

They did it, they’ve finally cast 007!

@disastermaster1413 2 ай бұрын

007? Lol you wish

@squibbelsmcjohnson 2 ай бұрын

004

@jg5875 2 ай бұрын

That delivery guy is spot on. I live in an apartment complex and it’s always a nightmare finding them.

@Kwijiboz 2 ай бұрын

I feel bad for you man, I totally get that it´s a nightmare trying to find a poorly paid inmigrant that just delivered you food

@Pantsinabucket 2 ай бұрын

@@Kwijibozpoorly paid college student doing doordash. Guess what, it isn’t that hard to learn how to read a fucking address, yet multiple times I’ve dealt with delivery drivers sneaking into a gated apartment complex across the street and leaving my food in there instead of dropping it off in the lobby of my building which has the address right above the door in huge numbers.

@samnelson7428 Ай бұрын

@@Kwijiboz oh fuck off with your "there are kids starving in africa" - mom bullshit, people can complain about shit. Some uber eats drivers are just spoiled kids who pretend to deliver or eat people's shit, and some are single dad's with two jobs, people can complain about shit

@AmandaRestivo 2 ай бұрын

This is legitimately frustrating to watch. Perfectly executed!

@joerogers1492 2 ай бұрын

“The tall one” omfg

@sisi2474 2 ай бұрын

Why the hell was this cut from the show??? It was so good! Freaking Marcello man he is such a gem! Ugh love that dude 😂 him shouting delivery was just way too funny! And that smile/smirk after he said “the tall one” was too good! It’s like a call back to his short king bit from the weekend update 😂

@satyasyasatyasya5746 2 ай бұрын

Marcello Hernández can deliver anything he wants to me any time, any day, any night

@enigma13ff 2 ай бұрын

"Barely Legal Latino" 😂

@LoveFactorySweatShop 2 ай бұрын

Chloe is Fine, man!

@jhen8900 2 ай бұрын

I see what you did there 😂🤌🏾💯

@lealmelisa 2 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@sixtieskid062 2 ай бұрын

Yes she is. 😍😍

@Andrew-dd3yt 2 ай бұрын

Very

@sabrinalastname9719 2 ай бұрын

Marcello is just funny no matter what he does.

@hristohristov2258 2 ай бұрын

Haha, Marcello acting is precious! 😅

@carrisagrace1 2 ай бұрын

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

@aazaasaa 2 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the killer parody for so long😂

@codyhiginbotham6616 2 ай бұрын

It’s good to know other people know about the Michael Fassbender movie The Killer

@sarysa 2 ай бұрын

When he got a call, I was expecting it to be a spam call. Somehow that has gotten so out of control over the last few months that I've needed to be in constant do not disturb mode while maintaining a whitelist.

@nicholasgarrick8855 2 ай бұрын

Marcello has had an amazing season he is hilarious 😂.

@memph1ston 2 ай бұрын

I love how they got a real-looking rifle and a better fake reticle than I've seen in some "serious" war movies... in a cut for time humor sketch.

@pokaluz38 2 ай бұрын

The Spanish accent was had me cracking up like crazy 😂😂😂

@chiefnarx 2 ай бұрын

"You calling me?" 😂😂

@magamkaralov 2 ай бұрын

Normally I don’t watch SNL anymore But this was even better than the movie itself

@lealmelisa 2 ай бұрын

You are missing out!!

@beplanking 2 ай бұрын

@@lealmelisaLol not usually. I do watch it every week and sometimes they hit, sometimes even a few in one week, but other times you'll go 2 or 3 shows of straight tough watches

@nicholasgarrick8855 2 ай бұрын

Im surprised ramy didnt pop the delivery guy after all this!😂

@BizzeeB 2 ай бұрын

This was the best sketch from this show.

@theogagiu4232 2 ай бұрын

The amazing portray of the main theme and sequence from the killer movie is so underrated 🔥

@seamuspikey 2 ай бұрын

For a second I forgot what I was watching and now I'm kinda sad it wasn't a trailer. I'd watch this.

@clumsypotatoe388 2 ай бұрын

Where’s the tip money, he needs the dinero for the delivery guy

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 ай бұрын

You tip in the app....

@bilaljahi5364 2 ай бұрын

This actually had me crying laughing 😂😂😂

@13020710 2 ай бұрын

I Just love marcello on everything sketch

@EchoesDistant 2 ай бұрын

A professional hitman would know to set their phone on Do Not Disturb, first. Pfft. Rookies.

@Ceris25 2 ай бұрын

Parody of Michael Fassbender😂😂

@r3d5ive87 2 ай бұрын

I love how everyone thinks this sketch is about Uber eats. It all about how to be a hit man, man.

@toneriggz 2 ай бұрын

Only thing missing is The Smiths score.

@ginaramirez2313 2 ай бұрын

That was hilarious! No Kambucha 1/2 spaghetti! Lol

@vcarter0723 2 ай бұрын

This was sooooo funny, holy. Marcello is hilarious!!! Kicking the bottle to the side, the 3 other delivery drivers with the same phone positions, and the smile/wave at 3:40. Comedy gold. 😂

@vcarter0723 2 ай бұрын

For sure a top 10 for me 👏

@ramirezproductions0826 2 ай бұрын

I don’t know why they cut this sketch out of the show, because this is funny as heck! 😂

@Kobalta 2 ай бұрын

Maybe the live parts were longer than expected

@syedmoinuddin7323 2 ай бұрын

This was The Killer skit 😂

@KamalikaMukherjee81 26 күн бұрын

This is a pretty accurate description of most of my Swiggy/Zomato deliveries (minus the sniper rifle, though)! 😅

@phoenixyfriend 2 ай бұрын

Why was THIS one cut for time? ...imo much better than Murder Detective

@BeagleFeatures 2 ай бұрын

This should’ve been the final sketch instead of that terrible tiny desk sketch

@ramirezproductions0826 2 ай бұрын

I agree. That was kind of a misfire in a otherwise great show.

@Catl0v3r23 2 ай бұрын

Whaaaat I loved the tiny desk sketch haha but this one is really good too

@solarplexus7 2 ай бұрын

And trade Bowen's only appearance for a second "Marcello plays an immigrant" one?

@BeagleFeatures 2 ай бұрын

@@solarplexus7 to be fair, Bowen gets the most screen time have any cast member usually. It’s only fair to give the others a chance. And this was the only sketch that had Chloe Troast and Michael Longfellow in it, and they were barely used.

@randomspirit 2 ай бұрын

Brilliant. One of the better skits you guys have done lately!

@mireyaluna9350 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 no kombucha!

@vanillaplanifoliae 2 ай бұрын

i usually enjoy cut for time sketches the most, this was great!

@iamskippy 2 ай бұрын

*That should have been the second or third segment of the show* ❗️ *_I’m going to bookmark this video and watch it again MANY more times❣️_*

@bobbarker5803 2 ай бұрын

This was better than every sketch that made it on air.

@EerieV23 2 ай бұрын

Such a great parody of Michael Fassbender in "The Killer."

@Santos043 2 ай бұрын

The Killer 😂

@nunyabizness214. 2 ай бұрын

I loved the Killer movie and I love Ramy Youssef. Did not know I needed this crossover 😂❤

@JasonRostro 2 ай бұрын

Delivery of half spaghetti no kombucha 😅😂🤣

@HarryPujols 2 ай бұрын

That Dominican accent got me in stictches.

@shc3754 2 ай бұрын

Oh man the potential of this, bricked it snl

@MrAstonmartin996 2 ай бұрын

Nah that delivery guy is getting it fr! 😂😂😂

@literallysatan4598 2 ай бұрын

The production design is on point! A few months too late with the release of David Finch's The Killer, but still good.

@CameronKinsey 2 ай бұрын

Being from Dayton, OH, I had to a double take when I saw the caller ID 😂

@NB-gu9rs 2 ай бұрын

They cut this?!

@Alyssa-rose1 2 ай бұрын

By far the best skit of the year

@Alyssa-rose1 2 ай бұрын

The other skits were amazing too tho

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 2 ай бұрын

It's only March...

@Alyssa-rose1 2 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ik

@Alyssa-rose1 2 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub the year so far

@helenacampos1345 2 ай бұрын

Marcelo is awesome

@missonigiri197 2 ай бұрын

This was so good!

@MrManicola 2 ай бұрын

they cut the best one LOL!!

@harderthanmydemons2927 2 ай бұрын

I love Marcello 😊

@troysmith4632 2 ай бұрын

I was waiting to laugh and then the video cut off

@madisynissaquah243 2 ай бұрын

i use AIRPLANE mode for such missions

@shadowfilm7980 2 ай бұрын

I’ve seen the David Fincher movie “The Killer” three times. So I know this very well. Funny. They duplicated the surroundings pretty well. This could happen to a contract killer. His wife suddenly calling him asking for him to buy milk before he returns. 😂

@beplanking 2 ай бұрын

Lol I saw the beginning so I recognized this parody. Was the original supposed to be a comedy of some kind or was it just really bad?

@maximumoccupancy 2 ай бұрын

@@beplanking The original is a satire of a joyless hitman who sticks to his routine until everything goes wrong.

@drphot6050 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely would watch this!

@noosiemasiema 2 ай бұрын

You guys clearly NEED Ramy in the cast, this is the first episode in months that is actually funny and really good

@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 ай бұрын

i know it's subjective, but this episode was a solid enh.

@zizinnnn 2 ай бұрын

had such high hopes for the movie, boy did my bubble burt so fast😂

@grammar_shark Ай бұрын

This is surprisingly relatable.

@loveforeignaccents 2 ай бұрын

FINALLY.... a decent skit from last night's episode... bravo!!

@paulorganisation1 2 ай бұрын

Oh so the others from last bight are not decent?

@McChillz69 2 ай бұрын

This is why your dog ran away

@loveforeignaccents 2 ай бұрын

@@paulorganisation1 You can on quickly, Paul... bravo!!

@Gandrewjm 2 ай бұрын

Agreed. This is much better than what was aired.

@alumpyhorse 2 ай бұрын

@@McChillz69😂👏

@kyletroxell63 2 ай бұрын

Delivery!

@kkp4297 2 ай бұрын

chloe looks good as a dominatrix

@lealmelisa 2 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@TheMacqo 2 ай бұрын

That was more entertaining than the whole of the hitman movie

@Ali-wt8cu 2 ай бұрын

That was an awesome Delivery 😂😂🎉🎉❤

@johnsilcox8 2 ай бұрын

I suppose only someone from Dayton would notice the caller ID said Dayton.

@papaberger64 2 ай бұрын

This could have all been avoided if he just muted the phone but it’s never that simple when you’re lost in thought. Plus I like how he couldn’t find the correct building but sure as shoot can spot a sniper from across the way instantly 😅

@shinesartorius 2 ай бұрын

I like the spoof more than the Fincher film

@lanternlisa 2 ай бұрын

Idk if John Oliver doing a segment on delivery apps is a coincidence, but I highly recommend it. He covers the risks that come with delivery jobs, and this skit is a lot closer to reality than I'd like it to