Shoutout to Zaphod for being a gigachad. RIP Ivan, he didn't deserve to go like that. Also John was the coolest guy I've met in DayZ, sorry for being a sociopath.

When he shot homeboy with the shotgun I fucking lost it😂😂

In DayZ if anyone is friendly to you, the whole time they are pretending to be friendly keep topping up on charcoal tablets (sneakily) it will drive trolling Zesty Polvo's mad.

that guy saying he left his clothes in a bush so you guys wouldnt take them sounds like trauma

Bro, such classic Zesty. Love seeing another great DayZ vid. Stick with Dayz, you nailed it on the fear of KOS making the game great. Your videos are the best over the other troll streamers!!!

Continuing to raise the bar for DayZ content with every upload, brotherman!

I mean there are alot of really good players streaming/making videos of dayz but you are surely one of the most entertaining. Laughing my a*s off alot watching your clips! 👍😁

I started crying when you played the Black Ops music and they were covering the Fire-station hallway 😭 oh my God

Another great video! I really love your editing style and it always makes me laugh a lot. My favourite edit was in the video "the mummy of berezino" (part 2) when suddenly you came across another player that had a sharpened stick and right as he went into battle stance, the song "kong fu fighting" started haha. That was awesome man. Since you are really skilled at pvp, have you ever thought of making a pvp guide?

Love ya stuff as always Mr P. Great edit an music. Thank for ya time

Love that cozy Runescape music in the background of the fire :D

I need more Polvo content, It's insane how good he is. I watched every DayZ video in like 10 days since I knew him

KOS gives the small interactions you get on occasion mean all that much more. It gives something to remember.

Best outro on KZfaq, such a catchy jingle ❤ love you zesty

Fun fact: Redbull got sued for not giving you wings. They lost, and redbull paid out 13 million dollars. What a world. =) Btw, also epic betrayals in this one. I liked it

5:24 that bo1 Music was perfect

Hey Im fairly certain we met and played together. Its me Anton. With the police outfit on. Sorry you died looting that one dude before we got to military base. We carried on and were ambushed near the base. I cant speak for the other two, but I died. Good times and gg! Thanks for the fun. Hope I made it into a video coming up. If that was you anyways. LOL

The COD music… oh the memories

Awesome Polvo.. Love your work!

That slap sounds then the echo was peak comedy

Never laughed this hard to a dayz video lmao subbed

Wish i had a PC so i could find and play with ya one day, Zesty. Hooe you doing good man! Video is funny as hell though 😂 Thank you so much for amazing uploads! ❤

Bro I literally love your channel

u're just cold as ice :D i can relate so well. wouldn't be fuc*in able to avoid laughin into the mic from time to time...

The Skyrim music really ties it together lol

Good as always keep it up bro!

At 8:56 that guy exactly speaks like Patch the hyena from the Dark Souls series and he acts as diabolical (and stupid) as Patch hahaha

this game can be so ruthless sometimes all the time

3:54 You just executed that Finnish guy

the tatical music at 5:20 while one strafed and the other layed down was good, it looked like a low budget movie with untrained actors

You are right about KOS. It's annoying as fuck sometimes but it's why I always come back to DayZ

U make DayZ funnier than expected .

That guy being such a big fan he betrayed you first is so funny

Amazing as always!

"Lesson One" could not have gone any better!

I notice that some players recognize you in game. Have you ever thought about "robbing" them, playing DayZ Trivia, then making them dance and sing your outro? That would be comical and funny AF to watch! 😂

THAT WAS SUS, the firestation was the funniest shit

yum yum TunaBits lmfao i cant stop laughing

8:15 - 9:15 the full DayZ experience in 1 minute.

Youre f**king savage. Every player you befriend-betray is another KOS'er born lol

Your character tho, during the interaction with Dirty 😂

"i wasnt playing for a while, i got this game a week ago" wow gj selling that crab :D

that was something truly special

11:36 I agree. That uncertainty of who is friendly and who isnt definitely makes dayz more fun. Ya never know who to trust…

Ive been absent from most of your streams lately where i used to never miss one. I also had to stop being a member. Just have had alot going on. Still love what you do and really enjoyed the video. Take care brother!!

You so cold I love it 😂

Keep the OP Skyrim music going ! Outstanding.

You need more subs. Great Top notch content. It almost feels like I’m watching a KZfaqr with millions of subs

always golden Mr Polvo...

omg u got me at 5:22 🤣🤣🤣

An extraordinary experience..!

As long as we don't go into an actual apocalyptic environment IRL you'll be ok.

Yo the fuckin MW2 music when dudes walks into frame had me dead 😂😂

the black ops music lol

yum yum tuna bits

LMAO literal npcs at the fire station

I must say. this one was good Polvo... this one was good.

Duudeee this Video is so epic again

Lmao the guy sound like Ante from Road to Vostok

Best song of all time. Nice one 9:36

The Seztiness of Polvo is back 🔥🥦🇺🇸🥩🥧

Someone in that firestation was watching your stream for sure

I think I found you by the video why people hate dayz that was when I first started playing

These edits 😂😂😂

"I’m sick!!????" The best to hear💀

So as a fellow sociopath nothing feels sweeter than completely passing the friendly check playing for a long time to betray someone its why I love Tarkov, and ghosts of Tabor but sadly my DayZ luck is negative and I only find what I will never need till i need it.

9:37 bro was listening to barbie so signa

👏👏👏 Well Done Polvo!

I play on console but i hope to one day run into zesty. It would be the pinnacle of my dayz experience.

nice video zesty still no backflip content tho

My longest lasting character was in October and I never grew a beard bc I looked like fucking zombie 😂

🥦🔥 as always

no way he fed you human steak and you grunt right after killing him lol

I agree with ur KOS theory

Didn't know this Skyrim mode

for the love of god, what is the sound effect 9:47 from? It's eating my mind

whqt server do u play on?

Best Dayz content creator ❤️😂

"well this is the expert right here" pans to dude being fed meat while target practicing on zombies lol. I killed and ate the first person i saw yesterday because my camping skills have got rusty. I don't want peace, I want problems always !!

3:47 Pure Evil.

3:56 😂🥦💚

Love it!

Please say “Sit. Random Gyro”

Ez money 💰 hope things are well Polvo.

Not skipping ads cus i havent been on ur live

You can easily make 100m GP with high alching, some R2H Plus its such fast leveling

he forgot lesson 1

You mercenary monster :DD

8:02 I havent played in a while. I got this game in a week ago. SUS LEVEL 9000

I'm sorry but so far I've watched this twice so far 😂 👍🏻

Odd ah upload schedule

This is why u can’t trust anyone in dayz

Every cell in my body loves you and your content :)

Wow Bro, Excellent ! Your video's just keep getting better, I couldn't quit laughing. Thanks for all the hard work you put into them, it is very appreciated !

because of this type of video, I don't trust anyone on dayz

9:35 💀💀😭😭🤣

these skyrim sounds xDD

hahaha i love it how this dude towards the end keeps thinking your new to the game and won't stop telling the other guy about how nice they are, what the honnor-codex of dayz is, how to act kindly and so on, simply not knowing he's traveling with the main-antagonist of all dayz-niceguys out there XD I CAN'T, "lesson one, never trust anybody" xD *"anybody"* it's that unique bittersweet joy you create, so toxic and forbidden >:D

Never trust anyone ❤️

I was not going to upvote this video. I don't like it when you feed people human meat without them knowing. It's just one of my things. But, I do try to give your entire videos a watch, and it was 100% worth it to watch you betray your friend for RuneScape money. How is that morally different? I don't know. I guess I have problems, too. 😂 Upvote earned.