Yeah, even I got tired of the comments. No one has anything to say about the car, or anything really, other than "You're not [James, Jeremy, Richard], boo!", "Boo, boo I say! I cast The Big Boo upon you.", "I thought this was proper Top Gear." etc. They're all so amusing and original, aren't they? When I clicked the video I was hoping it was another video of the small Hamster in a big car too, but even though it wasn't I was still able to enjoy it for what it was instead of growing an instant hate boner. I definitely prefer The Grand Tour and the old TG over the new Top Gear too, but sometimes the online hate train just feels pointlessly exaggerated. Slamming every new Top Gear clip isn't gonna magically resurrect the old one, the BBC has moved on and the trio has definitely moved on. You think they would ever leave Amazon for the BBC? I highly doubt it. You think the BBC will give up on one of their most popular shows? Also unlikely.

Imagine deserving it?

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Sucks to suck

MegaVikingen BBC got exactly what they wanted, a serious car review channel. The problem is that this market is already oversaturated. They didnt think what the viewers want. Then again trying to find replacements for that trio would have backfired even more. I think unless BBC is somehow making money off of this, they should just sack the show. People didnt watch Top Gear for the show or the cars, they watched ot for the trio.

Aaaahhh

Killed'em

its fake men

And still have room for 6 more people

Aahaga Got eem

No they’re bad

Honestly...its not even that they really are bad - this guy for example this clip was just pure cringe i dont even know how he can say these things without dying inside😂🤦🏽 Its the same script as before only now the actors are shit

So true. I just have to remember that moving on is part of life sometimes.

the guys voice and jokes are just like what Jeremy would say/sound like, while making fun of Americans Lamo

Joey tribiani here did a good replacement

He couldn't reach the pedals.... But, Clarkson....no.no..no, just may....no too long and educational,you know what I think it's better if they left it alone

Yup just compare it to the (dunno how to spell it) mauroder- this big red motherfucker

he cant climb up the car

and on its side

He would end up crashing into a tree tho lol

I know right

I completely agree 😀

There are rumours that Clarkson, Hammond and May may actually return to Top Gear after Matt Leblanc leaves

Nathan Brown that won't be happening. He got sacked, could you imagine the backlash it they brought Clarkson back?

The reason every one loved top gear is because of them they made the show

So sad (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

You'd be on the floor gasping for air? Ok mate 👍

@@devanman7920 the legend says he's called dyson

i don't think the cast here is the problem, this was just BORING cuz of producers. why would he drive the ultimate offroad beast on smooth tarmac??? I expected to see a challenge, i wanna see this thing crushing cars and driving thru walls like they did with the Marauder!

@@SethiozProject and sticking pounds of explosives under it :b

oh boy

Headline: "Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond wipes Birmingham off the map with 8x8 vehicle"

Or as I call it, "The Heavy Boi"

And the excellent solution for problem we generally face in parking spaces of shops

Yeah, watch that episode multiple times a week

I mean, only 80,000 pounds the. Marauder is like 300,000

Literally just watched that for the first time not 10 min ago 😅

I know

And the steering wheel one

Also keep in mind that it has a steering wheel. Just like a McLaren...

It hAS EIIght WEEEALS, the SAEEEM as tew raaange rovas! I can hear it now.

Show died when Clarkson, Hammond and May left. It’s cringing to watch how forced the jokes and dialogues are.

Nothing beats the originals, but at least Matt was tolerable. Mcguinness and Flintoff are like dumb and dumber. I feel for Chris Harris having to share the screen with two clowns.

Amen to that! 🙏

It's Joey stfu weeabo

@@juancarlosgzrz Damn, you crippled my confidence. How am I going to live with myself now? 😔

@@juancarlosgzrz It mought be Joey, but the show is still complete trash without Clarkson, hammond and May.

"NVM" but I bet you still watched it though lol, can't lie I was curious haha. Found this looking up the Marauder episode and fuck "Joey" btw, friends sucked back then and still does smh

Fr no one wants these three we want Hammonds idiot ass

Same :(

Same

Yes I was hoping for real top gear. This might as well have been Top Gear "america".

Yeah. Same :(

this guy would be much more watchable if he wasn't trying to impersonate the entire top gear cast at once

As an English person, hearing you refer to yourself as 'british' makes my ears bleed.

@@amazingusername8925 as a scottish person, i live in britain. more presisely scotland

@@panzerkampfwagon5637 as a british person watching a british person commenting on an american person as a british persons comments on a british person who is actually a scottish person. I must say interesting.

@@kracomimusic I dont know if you heard, but scotland is actually part of the uk, and it has been for w while

More like Flop Gear

🅱️op Gear

that too... I'd ask why they didn't shoot at it like the last one, but It's from Russia, so it's probably held together with the hopes and dreams of the factory workers who assembled it.

In the episode they drove it through water but its been edited out

It should have been called wrong gear. The show is unbearably bad.

Matthew Shaw fifth gear is better than top gear

r/crapyoffbrands

@@kingsweden4636 the new top gear or the older one

liama liama fuck you serb

Wheeze

Shubhankar Patil lool

HAHAHAHA!

True lol

nah that was rory, it was cringy seeing that forced harris - LeBlanc rivalry

Lol

So that is Matt LeBlanc..😂

@@johan.ohgren huh

@@np2155 thought he looked familiar, it's Joey from Friends, right?

They're not even driving offroad

True - this thing looks like what I want to drive when I take over the world, and LeBlanc drives it.. on a road.

It’s just made in Russia

Because Clarkson wasn't involved.

Bring back the HAMSTER!

Spookesaurus Rex And clarkson does dat in his own funny accent

Grossly under-powered, that 4 banger must work really hard to move that mass, no wonder it eats gas like it's going out of style. Then when you add more doodads to it, it just increases the strain on the engine. Should be an option to have a 6 cylinder engine with an automatic transmission. Good luck getting parts or a mechanic who will know how to fix it. Prob not street legal in the USA either, to bad, it looks awesome! It's for people with more money then they know what to do with, like guys who collect swords or old watches, you don't NEED them you just want them.

@@Folker46590 The vehicle is built extremely lightweight, it's an expedition or patrol vehicle. It's 5000lbs, less than full-size pickup trucks. The 250ftlbs of torque is more than adequate for 5k lbs. 44mph top speed says its geared extremely low. Low rpm diesels are very durable under constant hard loads. Extra room in engine bay makes them easily field serviceable.

No, joke belongs to BBC writer of scenery

Yup

I think there is a Shaman lego set.

AMEN!

True

Well said.👍

Stop liking, it's 420 now

Yes so sad i want they

I actually like The Grand Tour alot. You should check it out if you haven't

☢ ƬƝƬƁOƳ-Ɗα-Ɓαωz ☢ it’s not that the vehicles suck, it’s the presenters

Jamez1234567891011 I never stated otherwise but sure

That's what the Grand Tour is

Pls do that

Malo Pezde 5th gear lol

Malo Pezde flop gear

More likely top queer.

Akbar Sutaredja Nice

@@PoisonStore lol

Axel Milan yee

I know how they could make it even worse! Make it American Top Gear. :D

No, this is a vehicle for Hammond

@@namenamename390 exactly

Same

"And back here, you get seating for"... Clarkson, May, Hammand & the Stig. God, how we miss them!

Who cares..... it's Joey! :DDD

Cogitationes caecae this is just shit

nix Yh it’s flop gear

It might have been a joke delivered so poorly it comes off as a dumb sentence.

Oh come on, Americans need a reference point to know how many wheels eight wheels actually is compared to a regular car.

@@goldbullet50 hahaha *Zing*

@@goldbullet50 As an American, I can confirm.

its sad

He is so funny Richard

This wasn't the whole thing. He does do some other things in the full thing and it does get quite entertaining.

Who'd'a thought Joey would land a gig on top gear

I like that they don't try to imitate what hammond has done coz that would be just bad. Hammond is effortlessly funny.

The only reason I liked top gear I because of the originals it’s boring now with theses

To be fair the marauder is a much more interesting vehicle given that it's actually armoured.

OMG same

Yeah but the tractor he towed was like 2 tons and he claimed the it could pull 12t 😐

real Top Gear would rip that tractor apart

_Cause.........there was no Marmalade._

I was wondering who this is

My profile pic is better

And a really bad one ... the original marauder video pretty fun. There should be a petition for canceling new TG!

Maui imo marauder is way better

How can you buy one and bring it to NYC??

im sorry where was the 30% off road? bc I only saw on road

@@vitsadelhole 30 % was him reviewing it parked on that pier

Yup - even without the "Orang-Utan, the Hamster and The Captain" (read it somewhere else, and LOVED it!) the unique vehicle itself could have given them sooo many opportunities... But they managed to miss every single one of them - and "the point" of this vehicle too.

Because he's so little, and this...well this is not

Hammond would’ve loved this

Ikr

This Is Like You Replace British Host in The British Programme with French Host

more written for Hamster ... word for word Hamster would deliver this perfectly

as you can see it doesn't

BBC should've just canceled the show after they fired Clarkson...

now you know.............. that top gear is not dead

simo kurusawa the big one

Absolutely It Sucks Barely Watch any episode at all

Agree

He tries to be funny but he is not. They would be better if they tried to be what they are not.

yeah :(

Kurtis Hoffmann yup

Clarkson/Hammond/May would have torn into the Shaman, but then shown us its finer points. This, OTOH, just feels like a bunch of cheap shots.

For me, I just see Joey :)))

This is Joey we're talking about

They just changed the name...... and much else

Ilyas AitAkki yeah but it’s better than this crap

u should watch the grand tour from amazon prime its worth the price 100% guaranteed im curently watching on season 2 rn

Nah they're doing their own thing now. Better this way without BBC interference. This was weird to watch though. My first time watching any new stuff. Probably my last too.

as much as I like the trio, what jeremy did was pretty stupid

@@FireDramine7 what did he do?

@@moro8274 He punched a producer and also on multiple occasions before has become physical on people working at Top Gear because of his temper. But the punching the producer or director (dunno exactly who it was) was basically the final blow to let him go. They said something along the lines of "just because he is a main actor doesnt mean he'll get more privileges than others and weve already given him plenty of chances" something like that.

Amazing coincidence J C allegedly loses it over not getting a steak just as his contract is up for renewal and he has more bargaining power than ever with the Beeb. Wow timing or what.. It was all rigged.. The lads are much better off with Amazon financially and they went national to international and have not looked back. This lame effort above called T G was always going to be second best to the original whatever they do or say 0r spend.

I was trying to give this dude a chance, but that's definitely the joke where I first winced and asked myself if I wanted to go on.

How you doin?

Great joke, terrible execution

But who from the street could deliver it like Joey c'mon..?.... !

​@@1001nancymcmillan just like how trevor noah is a joke as a host in America joey is a joke as a host Britain, culture mixing doesn't work because too many people have prejudice ig, and don't appreciate foreigners being hosts on shows that used to have more "relatable tastes"

What happened to crushing pedestrian cars

Or blowing up cars to see how indestructible they are. BOOOORING.

@@ferienparktipps2755 XD have you seen the Video on grand tour Staffel 3 Video 4/5 there they said it

He was trying to deliver lines written for Jeremy or Hammond. They should just let him be himself.

Matt's a funny guy, but these lines are meant for the trio. "It goes 0 to 60 in.... never" followed by a jab at it being perfect for James May.

speedometer111 and its all thanks to the BBC #freetommy

Cristian Gamboa If you have a prime subscription the new Top Gear is on amazon prime called The Grand Tour with Jeremy Clarkson and the gang

Darude Rocket pretty sure everyone here knows this

Moe Lester Just trying to be helpful. Don’t have to be a smartass about it

Darude Rocket I was aware of Grand tour but thank you for sharing.

Yes grand tour is better now

Why? We already have 3 Insurgents and a Nightshark.

ian1231100 because this thing would cost 3.5M dollars.

ian1231100 and also because they don't give a f about having 5 identical cars. It's like the car michelly which came out today. There are 4 or 5 cars looking exactly the same

If they ad it I will use adblocker

Who needs that specifically? The HVY Nightshark is so much better.

Totally agree!

As an American, I have to say: Americans shouldn't be allowed speaking roles on Top Gear.

​@@helmsscotta I just thought he lost his accent when he let the BBC crawl up his ass. That would explain why he's so stiff.

Ford bloody quid mate

Believe me, as Americans, we feel worse.

That line is Clarkson's, what a shame, new top gear sucks

Nope

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Jackson Nolan fr