GENIUS. That's why we didn't see them in The Last Jedi!

@@geetslys lmfao damnnnn

seriously i was thinking this myself the other day

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution.

Soap and water would be a good back up weapon.

nice ghost recon future soldier pfp

LOL

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out

its free real estate

Let them pass

I heard this in GreyStillPlays voice

Kill the heretics !!

@@solaceixinera4015 And don't forget the most important asset in our war effort... A FULL LIQUOR BAR~!

There is only one crusade, because it never truly ends. For the emperor!

If it was the Imperium, there wouldn’t be any Hutts around to tell the story.

Most beings can't walk right up to a Hutt, cut down their bodyguards, and survive long enough to hunt them down. Maul was uniquely capable of quickly quashing the conflict. Plus Jabba probably let him hunt down and kill most of the Hutt family heads so he could muscle in and rule Hutt Space pretty much unopposed.

@@kylevidauri4869 Then he died, and now others like Boba are trying to take over his vast criminal empire.

The hutts got complacent which allowed maul and others to take over

Mayo is not your typical person either lol

Still can't get over Jabba getting strangled.

Without warp no real warhammer :D But it is close

Down with the Xenos

@@tomaskops7119 hyperspace is a superior way of travel though

@@DefinitelyNotEmma agree but warp is one thinf that makes Warhammer 40k

@@tomaskops7119 when I think about Warhammer I think about the Imperium and glory for mankind!

I will fortify

Heretics, heretics everywhere

I felt a Connection to the Pias Dais.

For the Emperor!

Purge the xenos!

8[

Rise of the Hutt Cartel, what a glorious time for bounty hunter xD

@@mr.frostvampier A painful time for the Agent though. What with being buried alive and all.

@@livinghistory9701 oh man, i forgott about it xD but a statysfying time for Sith Warriors and Sorcerer.

Hmm, isnt it called capitalism

@@polsatinter5400 no

@@polsatinter5400 theres no 1 power in control with that. Free trade and multiple business competition to stimulate, hopefully, involved economies are staples in a true working Capitalist system

@@polsatinter5400 Yes. The end state of capitalism is monopoly.

@@freepalestine2434 Nah. That's one possible failure state.

Here, here! It was actually fallen Jedi that played their part in devastating the galaxy. For the most part, at least. Jedi have blood on their hands as well. They`re ungrateful, I guess they would rather the Sith rule us all! Or some other equally evil empire...

@@90skidcultist ikr, Honestly, I would rather live under the rule of the Jedi than most other groups. But then again Jedi only take charge of Goverements when they have to, but a Jedi Leader at least isn't prone to things like bribery or currruption.

It also shows what a bunch of hypocrites the Jedi truly were. They allowed the Republic to go bat shit crazy and carry out acts of genocide for a 1,00 years. After hearing that, if I WERE Force Sensitive , I'd give serious consideration to the Sith order.

@@dustinmaxwell259 how

@@dustinmaxwell259 u tryna murder some kids bro?cause that’s what sith do lmao

I mean this was basically the 40k period of star wars

Star Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

There's also a chaos warship at 6:22

Yes.

​@@fireborn lmao 🤣👌

Now I can't get the image out of my head of the Sith, waging a secret campaign over thousands of years, to get back at the Jedi for... stealing 50 credits from Darth Bane. And that is totally in character for the Sith.

Basically

That 50 credits would be worth billions now though!

​@@jayburn00 ah yes, the negotiator.

The famous "Revenge of the Sith" which, of course, was revenge against the Jedi for Darth Bane killing all the Sith.

They physically and fittingly had 40k artwork in this video lol

@@Warfighter-lf7tb Exactly, because it basically was Warhammer designs for those ships I think

Me: "The Pius Dea are terrible!" (learns they were created to fight the Hutts) Me: "Understandable, have a nice day."

@@KaiHung-wv3ul 😂😂😂

​@@KaiHung-wv3ul The one time xenophobia was justified and they immediately fucked it up.

Hard not to when your opposing force is straight out of 40k

Blunderbuss and rocks alt

Still don't know how these guys can be a threat their slow as hell

@@Sornago mind control son!

​@@Sornago They can be pretty damn fast for their size.

Hehe, we sneaky like that.

@@geetslys in Warhammer40k Pias Dias would be considered a Tame Soft Version of the emperium of man.

Me too

Would be boring it’s like government vs mafia so the new republic invaded huttterritorys and the hutts Honigbrot hiding and making cash or a Guerilla campaign of mercenaries. Modern hutts don’t fight they obese rich slugs who sit on their thrones and bribe everyone

In New Canon the Hutts all but collapsed because the major slave species that worshipped them as gods rebelled after Leia strangled jabba and the recordings got around. In Legends the Hutts DID fight against the Galactic Alliance (the NR's successor state) as a MAJOR part of the Corellian Confederation. Since they heavily re-armed after the Vong war reminded them that not every threat can be bought off.

the Hutts make no sense. the galaxy is populated by magic warriors, and species who are neatly powerful in either body, mind or technology. and the hutts have nothing. how would they have every conquered anyone?

It is better to die for the Emperor then to live for yourself!

@@Another40kFan "Palpatines Red Guards"

I fear both.

I made a plot for a live action series where an engineer aboard a Cathedral Ship covertly defects and tries to prevent a small civilization of peaceful yet defiant aliens from getting wiped out in an inevitable crusade. Wanted the story to end in tragedy where a traitor amongst insurrectionist destroys all the progress the protagonists have made in the series and they all get Rogue One'd (if you know what I mean) 💀

Man....with all the talk of Henri Cavill starring in a Warhammer show, I thought your Pfp was Henri Cavill 😂

​@@blackshogun272 heresy.

There's a Star Wars/40K crossover series by A Fan with too much time. It's really good.

That's Star Wars for ya :/

Going by how a lot of Star Wars history is based off of Rome and Greece, I'd say it was more based off of the Punic Wars between the Roman Republic and the Carthaginian Republic.

@@ladygrey7425 The Punic Wars would be more like the Sith Wars with its devastation, the Tionese Wars were kinda like the wars against the Gauls of Northern Italy, and the Alsakani Wars are like the perpetual rebellions of the Samnites against the Roman Republic. And Palpatine in the prequels is probably modeled off Augustus, except, you know....evil.

Abeloth could have certainly influenced some events.

@@akumaking1 it makes somewhat sense because the Killiks mentioned whenever she escaped it was because of wanes of balance and extreme levels of negative energy from chaos. And wars between the Ones and her lasted centuries

After her mother Tilotny died and formed her, (Mourning) Abeloth took most of her mother's traits, personality, and ambitions. For millennia she would be "The Goddess" of many races. Not every major conflict or dark time was because of her escaping her prison planet in The Maw though the most terrible one's could be attributed to her influence...

Funny how I was thinking this very thing because this would have been the exact kinda shit she'd cause. Tho it was mentioned that she'd escaped in the past I'd say this very well could have been one of those times

@@forthencholordofadmirals2763 I’d say the collapse of the Rakatans and/or the Pius Dea could be connected to her moments of escape.

That was 15,000 years after they had their entire empire devastated, Jabba was generations removed from their ancient warriors, the old Hutt were fearsome, Jabba and his Hutt relatives were just lazy rich criminals. The old Hutt, clad in metal from tail to head were organic tanks, easy to look at the big slug bois as just blobs but that was likely mostly muscle back then, when they actually fought themselves rather than using money and other people to solve their issues.

Omg that would actually be an amazing connection

much later?? this was both written in 2009, so it was probably intentional

Holy shit, that would be crazy. And also ironic since Abeloth herself is barely human anymore...

But just exactly when was abeloth originally a servant to the elder son and daughter in the timeline,just curious

it is very Warhammer 40k. All hail the god emperor of man kind

They were

Glory is not incompatible with infamy

@@thomaslacroix6011 Nice one, mate.

@@thomaslacroix6011 What do you mean by that, if you don't mind explaining that is.

Someone on LucasArts probably found WH40K

Except the Emperor at this point is a god no pseudo about it

That's the joke. GW stole plenty, including from SW (though really they mostly both took "inspiration" from the same even older sources)

Tzeentch was on vacation and wanted to test out some of his "many plans" on some unsuspecting fools before trying his luck against the imperium of man. think of it as a controlled experiment on an analogue space fairing galaxy, he sets up similar conditions then tests out weaknesses and strikes with a heresy. that's the best canon I can think of for this crossover episode. prolly why the jedi were like "hold up wait a minute, something aint right. we are staying out of this." they sensed something new and strange... the taint of chaos. or the writer for a WH40K book got let go mid write and retooled it and sold it to george lucas who was like "more stuff to riff on? write that sh*t down"

Just got a Warhammer ad, wtf...

Galactic Empire. If Maul subdued not only the Hutts but all the big crimelords e.g. Pykes and Black Sun, I doubt Palpatine would fail to do the same. He'd vaporise the Hutts before letting them stop the Empire. The Hutts are strong but the Galactic Empire is the Galactic Empire. Palpatine would just send Vader to go after the Hutt leaders and step in if he failed to kill them all. Even if they 'went to ground' and tried to fight a guerrilla war, rebel style, the Hutt Cartels wouldn't be able to keep control over most of their major citadels and strongholds. It'd be a bloody battle for Imperial forces as the Stormtrooper Corps would be forced into repeated urban warfare and ambushes, with the fights not always going their way. But once the Imperials bring in their real firepower it's all over. Walkers, heavy artillery units, TIE Fighters, repulsorlift tanks, troop transports, juggernauts, Star Destroyers, cruisers, frigates etc. They are too numerous. The Empire could burp a hundred million troopers in the the general direction of the Hutts and still have plenty more where they came from. The reality is that it will probably degenerate into a protracted guerrilla war with several Hutts disappearing and being extremely hard to find, operating from hidden bases, through many thousands of agents and hired thugs, but the thing is, Palpatine would probably find them eventually. He'd first send the Inquisitors and Imperial Commandos after them and if they weren't enough to decisively end the problem, copious Stormtrooper deployments and Imperial blockades would finish the job. But just as likely Palpatine and Vader could just go on a Hutt Hunt and kill them one by one. Imperial Intelligence and the machinations of the Sith Lords themselves - unbeknownst to most Imperials, being the real leadership of the Empire - would between them trap the Hutts in separate pockets around the galaxy. Nar Shadda and Nal Hutta wouldn't last long as the Empire would obviously deploy massive forces against them. There could even be a situation where Hutts convene on either of those worlds to plan their next move and Vader shows up with the 501st while the Imperial Navy surround the planet. Hutt naval forces cannot stand up to the Imperial Navy and trade equal blows because the Imperial Navy is far larger and stronger. The Hutts will have some wins in space but still. Imperial orbital and aerial superiority is almost a given. I can imagine many TIE fighters being lost fighting skilled mercenaries and bounty hunters, but the problem for the Hutts is that the Empire has so many - and these Imperials are more well-trained than rebel propaganda implies - that they can't really stop them long-term. If the war bogged down into a long, attrition based conflict, what would the goals of either side be? At what point does the Empire concede defeat or at what point do the Hutts give in? The Galactic Empire under Palpatine _will not_ be surrendering under any circumstances to the Hutt Cartel. Palpatine would never tolerate that and let's just remember how powerful the Empire is. Obviously the rebels started off small, but they won against the Empire, in spite of humble beginnings. Yet popular public support for the Hutts? No, that won't happen. If anything it'd split opinion beyond the borders of the Empire and Palpatine might just bribe neighbours and vassals of the Hutts to rebel themselves. Palpatine tolerated the Hutts because they were a necessary convenience while he was consolidating power during the Imperial Expansion Era. He didn't necessarily have any reason to get into a fight with them when he pragmatically could deal with that bridge when he came to it, in theory. In the case of Vader, of course he had no love for the Hutts. However, the Hutts would grow to fear Vader in a war scenario - Palpatine would use Vader as a weapon to destroy the Hutts. The idea of Palpatine himself pulling a Maul moment and going in solo after the Hutts for a bit of sport, is also interesting. Palpatine pragmatically realised the value in keeping an area of space in the vast Outer Rim Territories, under Hutt Cartel control, while the Empire clearly held sway. Just look at the Imperial forces and how they operate on Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt's own haunt. The fact here is that Jabba would not have his agents/thugs fire on the Imperial Stormtroopers. Jabba knew better. I remember hearing about and seeing stuff on KZfaq about a comic book series for Darth Vader, and in this, he basically straight up walked into Jabba's Palace, force choked Jabba and threatened him with a lightsaber. Vader didn't give the slightest fuck about the Hutts. Again, if the rag-tag and somewhat spent Maul managed to not only smash the rival criminal groups but to hammer them under the banner of Crimson Dawn, then I think Palpatine and Vader would obliterate the Hutts. Imperial losses will be high but ironically, the longer the war continues, the more hostile towards Hutts the Galactic Imperial citizenry/subjects shall become. Palpatine wouldn't need to say much to convince the Empire of how bad the Hutts were and he'd gain a lot of support in the process of destroying the Hutts. Galactic Empire shall crush them. 25,000 ISDs and a smallish number of Star Dreadnoughts (dozens perhaps) would make the entire prospect of facing the Imperial Navy in it's proper force, a really bad idea for the Hutts. Hit and run, guerrilla tactics and urban warfare on dozens of worlds, would make it half viable for the Hutts to win some kind of concessions, but most likely Palpatine would have won anyway. Especially if the DSI/DSII (Death Stars) are completed. Palpatine would destroy them. He'd end up victorious eventually. If Maul and the Death Watch can, Sidious, Vader and the Imperial military, should be able to win out. I'd imagine Palpatine would love to kill Hutts with a lightsaber or force lightning. Vader would find and kill a lot of them, especially if the Inquisitors failed to deal with the problem. Clone Commando losses might also be high, but they will have all been aware they were hitting back harder. Even if the war descends into the same old mess of a situation it has been for so long, Palpatine shall still win. It'd be very destructive though. Millions could die on all sides.

Is there a book that actually refers to the IoM economy? Poverty runs rampant but I don't remember economy be an important subject in what I've read But the Imperium has outlasted the Pius Dea by a good 9K+ years so who needs good economy anyway

@@danielpichardo7749 One thing you HAVE to understand about the Imperium of Man is that it is not a grandiose empire of the traditional sense. Rather, it is a collection of independent systems unified under one banner and religion, with each systems pretty much left to govern themselves however they see fit. The reason for this form of governance? The warp. It is an extremely temperamental form of interstellar travel and communication. For the most part, ships can reasonably reach their destinations on a reliable timetable....plus minus a couple of weeks or months. But sometimes you can turn up at your destination *before* you departed from your point of origin. And this is in addition to the fact that all laws of physics and time can be thrown out the window, literally. 1 week in the warp can range from anywhere between 1 week in real space, 1 minute in real space, or even 1 century. So yeah, good luck trying to keep a standardized economy and trade and regular communication under those circumstances, much less a unified government. The administratum might seem to be a bunch of incompetent cocks, but they're doing the best they can to keep the remains of humanity afloat in a universe where literally everything else can kill you in the most gruesome way imaginable in less than a blink of an eye. Maybe even less. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the warp is also where the Chaos gods set up shop as well didn't I?

Some insurrectionist Hutts attacked Darth Vader's Super Star Destroyer. 1 single Imperial ship wiped out most of the Hutt council bar Jabba. The empire let the Hutts exist because they did a better job at subjugation Hutt space than the Empire could have done.

True that

Jason can still scare people under the right circumstances.

Emo phase.

LOL

People who carry a lot of salt?

Fair is Fair 💪😎👌

The EMPEROR WILLS IT!

Religious Anthrocentric Imperial Galactic Confederation* pls

FOR THE HORDE

@@geetslys WAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

They were bigger then men.

They can swallow you whole...

They were also intelligent and knowledge is power

Jabba and many other rich huts are like how obese humans are to us. It would be like judging our species' physical capabilities just by looking at obese people. Fit huts were slugs of pure muscle and were essentially organic tanks with extreme durability.

Really atomizes your vapors.

It would be correct if it was "photo-evaporated" aka blowing off the atmosphere with electromagnetic energy.

@@legendarygodzilla3577 that would be dissipation not evaporation

@@gary_stavropoulos photo-evaporation isn't the same as regular evaporation.

no, the jedi didnt part take in the Republics' actions and left. Some joined the republic and fell to the dark side and others went to help the people.

More like if Baron Harkonnen became the half worm.

So can I. Those people didn't deserve to Starve to death in Space. Hopefully a future movement will learn from the mistakes of the last one and make better Navigation systems.

Their history is tied together.

The Emperor Protects

Why Slaneesh?

@@JRBDWD Pius Dea worship a goddess and Slaneesh is the only Chaos Gods which has a female deciption.

I know: a backdrop of the Republic being taken over by genocidal space fascist cultists (not the Empire) with the Supreme Chancellor's office effectively turned into a monarchy, and the Jedi having cut themselves off from the Republic as a result. This time the secessionists (Alsakan and its worlds) are the good guys, and you see them working with unsavory figures like the Hutts. Have it begin with the Caamasi emissaries coming to the Jedi Order asking them to end their centuries long exile and aid them against the Pius Dea and Contispex dynasty.

That would be awesome

Silly jedi

Awww!

Exactly what I was thinking as well

Only Chaos isn't here, shame

Soyjak moment

Also some species the Pius Dea wanted to kill would be fine in the Imperium.

The Hutts are great!