The Incredible Crash Dummies (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies... or "Crash Test Dummies" if you prefer (not the 90s band). The game was published by LJN (on the NES) and was based on the cartoon, based on the public service announcements, based on the actual real-world crash test dummies that are used in car safety tests. This NES game was released in 1993 when the next gen systems were already in full swing. This game is for other systems too, like the SNES and Genesis, but The Nerd wanted to focus on the original Nintendo game by his least favorite game publisher.
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@JamesNintendoNerd 4 жыл бұрын
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@DecapAttackFanest 4 жыл бұрын
Joe mama
@elinovak3770 4 жыл бұрын
You should start doing more of these Buffalo shit video games
@adventureoflinkmk2 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder if this can be configured to use with pfsense
@P0L4RB3AR 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@vanilla8495 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man :)
@keithr3771 4 жыл бұрын
Having 'Silver Surfer' on vinyl is probably the perfect midpoint between James the person and the Nerd character.
@KOTYAR0 4 жыл бұрын
Is it an OST of NES game? How would that even work?
@ConnorVide 4 жыл бұрын
Krut Hawort he listens to it. It’s meant to be listened to
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 жыл бұрын
Even if the game leaves a lot to be desired, the soundtrack to it is legit kickass.
@JtheBurger 4 жыл бұрын
One Doomed Spacemarine dude Silver Surfer is unironically one of my favorite NES games. Found about it from the nerd all those years ago and I used to play the shit out of it
@Crepuaculum 4 жыл бұрын
JtheBurger impressive 👏🙂
@TheFallofTheEleventh 4 жыл бұрын
Parent: “so Timmy what toy would you like to get from the store?” Timmy: “I want *L U B E J O B”*
@crimsonstorm34 4 жыл бұрын
You sir have won the youtube comment section for the day.
@zenkill24 4 жыл бұрын
The Dad in the back:Laughs
@enosunim 4 жыл бұрын
So, it really sound strange, not only for russian? ))
@KyzaSangre 4 жыл бұрын
whats a lubejob
@inktouhou 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Baldlumbo *Alternative* it's like a handjob but lubey
@blazendary 3 жыл бұрын
Still my favorite series on KZfaq.
@Kelpflakes 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jothomas214 3 жыл бұрын
Blazendary Same, as one of them.
@Jothomas214 3 жыл бұрын
Stickmin Fan I’m also a Stickmin Fan.
@Arnell_Long 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely...he's great and this series has always been consistent.
@batcat2338 3 жыл бұрын
Tt
@jedgrahek1426 3 жыл бұрын
"circle in the Sears catalog for the Christmas wish list" damn, that's some weirdly cathartic nostalgia
@JimEXP_ 3 жыл бұрын
AVGN has two episodes entitled “Wish List” all about the Sears catalogs. Check it out in his full AVGN episode playlist
@andrealopriore9062 3 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. I used to circle all the coolest LEGO sets on toy catalogues in the hope of getting them for Christmas.
@DanielD.mp3 4 жыл бұрын
LJN reveals have to be the funniest recurring gag for me in anything ever.
@acfreak55 4 жыл бұрын
the Song made it perfect too
@KurtisC93 4 жыл бұрын
AVGN at 6:33: _"Now, there's one thing about this game that you should probably know-and I bet you guessed already, because I've been holding my finger over this spot here for a reason. You know what's gonna happen: I'm gonna pull my finger away, there's gonna be some dramatic music, and... well... should I just do it?"_ Me, paused at 6:51: Oh God, please let there be a rainbow at the end of this segment. ...Wait, no! _Don't_ let there be a rainbow! Please, God, no! Anything _but_ a rainbow! I'll even take an _EA_ over a rainbow!
@LegoLiam1803 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the Christmas video where he unwraps the LJN console.
@theimortal1974 4 жыл бұрын
@@LegoLiam1803 how bout the one ljn game that doesn't suck. IT DOESN'T SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@rainbowsandunicorns5762 4 жыл бұрын
It would be like a r rated pissed off ryan toy reviews
@superpaul79 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: before dummies, car manufacturers used cadavers. That would have made for some very interesting PSAs had dummies never been created.
@naranciaisbestboi125 4 жыл бұрын
The PSA's would've been even more cursed. Just imagine a noticeably dead person talking to you on tv about car safety...
@Samaritan16 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the toy line
@Artimidorus 4 жыл бұрын
@@naranciaisbestboi125 Just imagine the family who saw it.
@ameunier41 4 жыл бұрын
Mythbuster would have been even more great!
@morganmcgill3169 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's pretty funny... ha ha haaaaaaaa! - the Joker -
@Hidan22 3 жыл бұрын
That Crash Test Dummies parody song cracks me up every time. Thank you Nerd.
@TeamBlueToad 3 жыл бұрын
@Squidgy Republic No it didn't. The version used in the movie was made my Matt Willis especially for that movie. While the version that AVGN made fun of was the original version by The Primitives released many years before Mr Bean's holiday.
@thepuffinman1055 3 жыл бұрын
@@TeamBlueToad what song is it
@TeamBlueToad 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepuffinman1055 Crash by The Primitives
@nobod2567 Жыл бұрын
You can thank Elsie Lovelock for the vocals
@Wow-xi3xz 3 жыл бұрын
9:40 These aren't dad jokes, they're just straight up dark humor.
@warlikebiscuit9113 4 жыл бұрын
Still can't believe he's been doing this almost 15 years now.
@Krakenborn654 4 жыл бұрын
He started in 2004 technically, so it's actually been 16 years
@warlikebiscuit9113 4 жыл бұрын
@@Krakenborn654 really ? Could have sworn he started in 2006.
@channel5980 4 жыл бұрын
@@warlikebiscuit9113 He uploaded the Simon's Quest video to KZfaq in 2006, but he originally recorded it in 2004.
@egregiousarts6088 4 жыл бұрын
@@channel5980 Yep! On MySpace
@musickf 4 жыл бұрын
The day he quits, or retires, will be a sad day for the gaming and internet community.
@porkyminchasc1150 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up with the nerd, and I'm honestly surprised he's still doing it. I'm not gonna leave a long-ass note for you, but rock on James!
@WCHMN3 4 жыл бұрын
How many times did you grow up? XD
@enakuen1 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up on MST3K, and AVGN gives me a similar feeling. But with more shit jokes.
@cadcTV 4 жыл бұрын
@@WCHMN3 LMFAO, thanks for that good laugh XDD
@michaelwilson5114 4 жыл бұрын
@@enakuen1 Lol - why am I not surprised to find a fellow MSTie on here.
@hotsauwz 4 жыл бұрын
Im currently growing up with him. Lets hope he will still do it in 10 years
@howdy_dave 4 жыл бұрын
I must say, that song at the end is pretty awesome. I’ve had “shitty games fallin outcher aAAasss” in my head for days
@peter.g6 3 жыл бұрын
The song at the end was priceless. The combination of AVGN and Dumb and Dumber in a fast-pace song, what a treat. Thank you Mr. Nerd!
@WrecklessEating 4 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best on youtube all these years later.
@xPandamon 4 жыл бұрын
Can only give that back to you guys. How's everyone doing?
@somedudefromapharmacy 3 жыл бұрын
Gianluca Daniele Di Maggio I’m doing pretty good until Monday came along and ruined my day as usual
@xPandamon 3 жыл бұрын
@@somedudefromapharmacy Sounds very relatable
@Arnell_Long 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed he is.
@batcat2338 3 жыл бұрын
F
@imrrandomwiw6405 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, that ”Crash” song parody was spot on at the end.
@Liquidtbags 4 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the original what was it?
@mephilatian 4 жыл бұрын
My goodness, the song's 32 years old. I'm too old for this poop.
@TheLockdownKidNYC 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Blondie?
@GuitarGuy057 4 жыл бұрын
@@mephilatian 34.
@DKCG0113 4 жыл бұрын
That had me in tears
@exe_ 3 жыл бұрын
After all these years, the LJN skit still makes me laugh.
@MyUsernameIsAlsoBort 4 жыл бұрын
Could the joke about Daryl be that he's the only one with a name that's not a car pun? Like Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde? Also, I need them to make a video about that vinyl record.
@retrogamelover2012 3 жыл бұрын
Well, then why not Jack? At least then, it'd be funny in a double meaning sense.
@setsers1 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 3 жыл бұрын
I like to call that "the Pac-Man joke." A series of names or objects with super close relation ending with one that has no relation, meant for tiny shock humor.
@unwelldanny7108 3 жыл бұрын
WHY are you chanting Daryl?
@glitchedmatrix55 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 like the Oleg scene in Spongebob?
@InsidiousOne 4 жыл бұрын
Pee-Wee holding crack: no big deal Pee-Wee holding his Pee-Wee: career ruined
@2yoyoyo1Unplugged 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, did that happen?
@FlawlessFlaw 4 жыл бұрын
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged It was a PR death, he was seen going into an adult cinema.
@nikrattlehead9285 4 жыл бұрын
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged back in 1991 haha
@donkarasu-9644 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlawlessFlaw Yep, and that crack commercial is part of his community service to make up for what he did.
@daftoptimist 4 жыл бұрын
Of course, the government didn’t pay him to do that second thing.
@johnmellon1278 4 жыл бұрын
The silver surfer NES game soundtrack on vinyl has to be the must obscure item on earth 😂
@HeezNeez 4 жыл бұрын
The cover art is killer.
@Mngalahad 4 жыл бұрын
tim follen is very famous now because of the internet. im sure its new and made for the badassery of it.
@MeesterTweester 4 жыл бұрын
the theme slaps really slaps though
@niccatnip9202 4 жыл бұрын
Arcade’s Revenge has a killer soundtrack, too. Gotta hunt down those records now.
@Musicradio77Network 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the music from “Silver Surfer” NES game were used in one of the episodes of the “MTN Gang”.
@jamesmallone 3 жыл бұрын
The Nerd saying he was at one point into the Dummies as much as Ninja Turtles is so fun for me. I was also big into the toys as a kid. I remember genuinely being interested in the video game (I can't quite remember if I ever actually played it) so the Nerd reviewing it is a real treat.
@Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 3 жыл бұрын
I remember in the 90’s as a kid, having the actual crash dummy toy set.. the car actually exploded into re-attachable pieces upon impact 😂
@gabriel3903 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Tim Follin is one the greatest vídeo game music composer, he created the music for Silver Surfer, Plok!, Solstice and other games made between the 80s and 90s. Also hes still alive if you care about him
@3-tea249 4 жыл бұрын
He also created an FMV game which is on Steam (Contradiction)
@PegasusBrill 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a story once about how Shigeru Miyamoto couldn't believe that Plok's intro music could be made on an SNES sound chip
@Seras99 4 жыл бұрын
MW Brill Tim is well known for his technical achievements when he was making music.
@Shinmsl 4 жыл бұрын
I think they worked on the Wolverine Nes, and Spiderman and Xmen game on Snes.
@equinoxmechanism 4 жыл бұрын
I love the theme music of Solstice
@Tested4Rabies 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that it’s literally been 14 whole years and his content is still entertaining and is like the same old AVGN we all used to watch
@DenSvartaStjarnan 4 жыл бұрын
No, he has definitely changed as time has passed, in good and bad ways. This is a great episode *because* it is a breath of fresh air. ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᶤˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉ "ˡᶤᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ"
@adorenu1338 4 жыл бұрын
@@DenSvartaStjarnan it is the same fresh avgn episodes
@carpetchair5778 4 жыл бұрын
16 years
@Mythki11er 4 жыл бұрын
The production quality and effort is thru the roof these days
@YeTheGOATNoCap 4 жыл бұрын
The production quality went up. I still love AVGN.
@zetsumeiyokobu7890 3 жыл бұрын
i actually gasped when he revealed the LJN logo.
@beamboi2775 2 жыл бұрын
L j n
@gezi5927 4 жыл бұрын
James should really do toy reviews from the 80s and 90s with his usual jokes
@PowerPuffBoysZ 3 жыл бұрын
that was kinda the premise of board james.
@gezi5927 3 жыл бұрын
@@PowerPuffBoysZ i guess, but that’s only games and he had a different character
@s.p.h.productions8034 4 жыл бұрын
James is about to become 40 this July. On July 10. But this show will continue forever and ever.
@boredplayer7425 4 жыл бұрын
oh god
@litigioussociety4249 4 жыл бұрын
At least until he plays Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz on the Nintendo Wii.
@dasginosis 4 жыл бұрын
He gonna go back in time and review shitty game, isn't he?
@tysonthewolfe93 4 жыл бұрын
10 days away
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
And I'll be 28. And Nicola Tesla will be dead 😁
@MayorofHopeville 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he now has the facial structure of a dad, but seemed to genuinely have fun playing with his crash test dummy toys.
@davenorman6958 4 жыл бұрын
He is a dad and nobody is too old to play with toys. 12 year olds shouldn't comment. You sound stupid
@97spartan 4 жыл бұрын
James is proof you can grow up and get older but you don’t ever have to stop being a fucking nerd 🤘🏼♥️🤘🏼
@pieopolis2424 4 жыл бұрын
@@97spartan 🤟
@gaylaweidig200 4 жыл бұрын
@@davenorman6958 why so hostile? He's saying it like it's a good thing (which it is)
@PeacockPovertyDotOrg 4 жыл бұрын
@@davenorman6958 chill out dude, he wasn't making a negative comment
@EyMcFly 3 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a full version of that Crash cover lol
@ray_getard3600 3 жыл бұрын
Dude for real
@toainsully Жыл бұрын
Maybe Elsie Lovelock could think of something
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
Vince and Larry started out as safety spokesmen, and became toys that you crash. "You've become the very thing you swore to destroy."
@SynGirl32 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Finds out there's a Silver Surfer Record on clear vinyl. My wallet: Oh Hell No.
@emred4653 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasajett and people who enjoy games with good story
@Zuldaar 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasajett Sure thing champ, but what does this have to do with the video or the comment?
@nicholasajett 4 жыл бұрын
@@emred4653 Replace what you said with "people with brain worms" and you'd be right.
@Eguzky 4 жыл бұрын
'When would you ever see a crash dummy inside a cannon!?' *Mythbusters Sweat Nervously*
@mechamudskipper 4 жыл бұрын
@makano what happened
@microusb42069 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I just posted basically the same comment before I saw this one. Damn you.
@hadoukenfighter 4 жыл бұрын
@makano he rejects your virginity and substitutes his bone
@gorjlg 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 3 жыл бұрын
@makano THE JAMIE'S ROCK CANNON BALL!!!
@justafox5356 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite nerd game destruction. The song really sells it.
@vjpearce 3 жыл бұрын
James: Complains about the "Dad jokes" in the manual. Also James: 7:27 Has his own "Dad joke" A literal crow bar
@indigoon9635 3 жыл бұрын
oh *oh* *OH*
@setsers1 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@Shlurpy448 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@colt5189 4 жыл бұрын
I wish James would find some LJN game programmers and interview them.
@KariIzumi1 4 жыл бұрын
Colt oh god, I’d join Patreon for that!
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 4 жыл бұрын
And Fred Fuchs
@thomassynths 4 жыл бұрын
Also other members of the studio: Storyboard writers, graphics artists, level designers, music/sound designers, etc
@jbonatti7791 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck me too!!! I have thought for years. Or even a programmer of any of the games he has ripped apart. I guess he did it once with a Jurassic Park game but I want more.
@jerelminter 4 жыл бұрын
The Laughing Joking Numbnuts
@yomamadawdg9141 4 жыл бұрын
AVGN: " When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a f#*%ing cannon? Me: "Mythbusters."
@roamingnyiad 4 жыл бұрын
XD In all fairness, Buster himself was like "Why am I doing this? This isn't the endorsement deal I wanted..."
@forlorn3778 4 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing!! Miss that show so much :(
@exantiuse497 4 жыл бұрын
@Forlorn Isn't that show still on? It doesn't have Jamie but Adam is still there
@QuixoteX 4 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it... by 3 days.
@PC_Simo 3 ай бұрын
Exactly 🎯😅!
@nymphomata69 3 жыл бұрын
3:16 This frame, out of context, is golden.
@Omega_Mart_Employee_K1Z Жыл бұрын
How to give AVGN an aneurysm: 1. Make a game 2. Slap the LJN logo on it
@antusFireNova 4 жыл бұрын
I actually believed that the plot that you invented was the actual plot of the game😂😂😂
@Gam3B0y23r0 4 жыл бұрын
me as well haha
@quickman2663 4 жыл бұрын
That would make sense, and obviously, that wasn't what LJN was going for.
@blknightsixtyfo 4 жыл бұрын
Same af
@CornerstoneMinistry316 4 жыл бұрын
That's because theres a band called crash test dummies
@Jacksendary 4 жыл бұрын
you should had known better from knowing it was an LJN Game
@Arthurzeiro 4 жыл бұрын
I guess the dummy named Daryl is a copy of the naming scheme of the Pac-Man ghosts Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde.
@The_NJG 4 жыл бұрын
Ni.
@Mollekylen 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it might be something like Daryl = Daredevil maybe?
@happypasta6 4 жыл бұрын
Well Clyde is Orange and doesn’t rhyme. Get it? ;)
@mathprodigy 4 жыл бұрын
I wondered if it referred to Darryl Waltrip , NASCAR legend and champion
@robt.v.8688 4 жыл бұрын
@@mathprodigy that makes more sense than me thinking it was a Bob Newhart reference
@Jothomas214 3 жыл бұрын
2:06 SWEET MOTHER OF GOD...
@Changetheling 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 - This had me genuinely laughing out loud
@videomakermiller8188 4 жыл бұрын
i love how half of this is just him playing with toys and talking about crash test dummies
@WilliamC24 4 жыл бұрын
I guess you're never too old.
@SciFlyGal 4 жыл бұрын
“When would you see a crash dummy in a cannon?” I’m pretty sure the myth busters did it at some point.
@GAMEPRODELTA 4 жыл бұрын
Along with trying to launch said dummy into the air with a rocket propelled ming dynasty throne.
@TheLostSorcerer 4 жыл бұрын
Well Buster is not your average Crash Test Dummy.
@bluebugaboo3344 4 жыл бұрын
I think those dummies are meant for circuses to test their cannons.
@Dargonhuman 4 жыл бұрын
More than once if memory serves. Ahh Buster, you are missed.
@anthonywhite4656 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheLostSorcerer you're not dealing with you're average crash test dummy anymore
@leafpirate 3 жыл бұрын
7:00 I hope you know I waited the whole video for you to do an impression of this band. Thanks, James.
@AnonYmous-ct1by 3 жыл бұрын
The older James gets the more he looks like Johnny Knoxville for some reason...
@coltthebolt1087 2 жыл бұрын
He does actually look a little bit like him
@johnhawkins6040 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized, I’ve been watching this guy since I was in 4th grade. My best friend showed me one of his Bugs Bunny videos. I’m 18 now, just graduated high school and Me and my buddy still talk about the new AVGN videos every time they come out. Thanks for all the memories James.
@khaledrehan5397 4 жыл бұрын
We had the same childhood.
@RealGucci 4 жыл бұрын
For real, I’ve been watching him since I was in the 3rd grade I think and now I’m 19. The earliest video I can think of watching was either the Halloween video or the Spider-Man video
@Woolong742 4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching him since he was the Nintendo Nerd. That was back when I was in high school. I'm 30.
@KindredDoomBot 4 жыл бұрын
When you actually know what is under his fingers while holding the box because you too have been traumatized by LJN and can just feel their logo through solid objects.
@pjdougherty6442 4 жыл бұрын
I never had an LJN game as a kid. I was born in 92 and grew up with the SNES but no NES. Even still, I predicted the LJN logo because I’ve seen enough AVGN episodes.
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, LJN started as a toy company. You can learn all about them in the Wrestlemania episode of 'The Toys that Made Us'.
@baditude41 4 жыл бұрын
I felt the pain...the pain of the LJN. 😥
@pikminman13 4 жыл бұрын
I've only felt the secondhand trauma from the Nerd and I too knew exactly what he was gonna say... It's some aura of shit.
@rogerklotz7737 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know but laughed my ass off 😁😁
@oddcrafter1270 Ай бұрын
5:08 - I love that the crash test cat is named "Hubcat" XD
@michalsniadala1667 Жыл бұрын
4:33 went straight from a 0 to a 10 and it made me laugh hard
@charon2588 4 жыл бұрын
where the hell is board james when you need a montage of him playing some vintage toys from everyone's childhood
@josh-kg1rb 4 жыл бұрын
Board James is in limbo
@theradicalginger3060 4 жыл бұрын
No no thats Toy James! XD lets ask for Toy James! Haha
@TornadoWhirl33 4 жыл бұрын
Dead so you can stop asking.
@Coldsteak 4 жыл бұрын
in a padded cell inside of an insane asylum
@partridgestorm 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in my early 40's, so that cover of "Crash" with the new lyrics was an unexpectedly awesome treat for me.
@self-hatingsemantics6984 4 жыл бұрын
Same, surprise nostalgia trip.
@theowlsofouterheaven 4 жыл бұрын
Who was the original artist for that song? It was just called "crash" wasn't it?
@Shambolicoholic 4 жыл бұрын
@@theowlsofouterheaven Yes, by the Primitives. fucking amazing album, check it out.
@bananamusprime4855 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 32 in a month and I feel the same way bud!
@jamespero6803 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shambolicoholic i thought they were called the crash test dummies
@LUCKIFAN3948 3 жыл бұрын
10:56 Ik that feeling all too well
@lsixty30 3 жыл бұрын
born 97 and you just reminded these still being around when i was a kid
@animewolfOtakuwolf 4 жыл бұрын
James Rolfe seems to genuinely have fun with his Crash Dummies toys up to this date
@mrwassef 4 жыл бұрын
They really are some of the coolest toy action figures ever. Lots of fun to play with.
@CavinLee 4 жыл бұрын
That looks cool as fuck I want one
@rantaidhentai9817 4 жыл бұрын
Are they testing the water to plan for new program about old toy reviewing?
@Smexbi 4 жыл бұрын
Toy Company: "Any name ideas for the baby crash dummy?" Marketing Consultant: "Skip the baby!!" Toy Company: "Gotcha!"
@jacobluegering9175 4 жыл бұрын
LOL! I wouldn't be suprised if that were actually how they got the name! Though more deliberate, like the toy makers made that joke on purpose! Kinda like how in Rocko's Modern Life, when the executives told the team to create female character "with a good hook," they created a female character with a hook for a hand.
@starblue6tv 4 жыл бұрын
The baby was called "Skid the Kid"
@adamcook6425 3 жыл бұрын
16:57 ASSPEN. Another South Park homage there.
@abelogan3783 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, even after all these years. Wish you had covered the whole song instead of just one verse and chorus, but even so, Elsie and James nailed it. Bravo!
@justintantiongloc6987 4 жыл бұрын
5:32 Holy crap, I remember I had Bull as a kid, and he was the dummy whose limbs you had to pull off manually, rather than the spring-loaded ones that eject with the button. When playing with my other action figures I'd always pretend he was the "friend of the good guys" who got slowly dismembered by the bad guy (usually Mr. Sinister), and that would motivate the good guys to eventually hunt down the bad guy at the end of my make-believe narrative. Good fricking times.
@SleeperCalais 4 жыл бұрын
Good times indeed! I had the pickup truck that was meant for Bull. It had a spring-loaded axle that would cause a rollover accident. 😆 Crash dummies were my absolute favorite with Lego in a close 2nd.
@BeavisSaves 4 жыл бұрын
Bull got "volunteered" for a lot of shit because of that. He's seen worse than Vietnam.
@RigbyIsTheMan 4 жыл бұрын
Love this story from your childhood
@MECHANICzGRIP 4 жыл бұрын
The LJN reveal gets me every, effing, time. Lmao
@sypherthe297th2 4 жыл бұрын
Lol the absolute best was for Maximum Carnage in the spider-man games review. It was great.
@spetterman2916 4 жыл бұрын
@@sypherthe297th2 IT'S NOOOOT SHIIIIIT!!!
@Rustycube88 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot about LJN and Nerd's finger covering it honestly so it still gave me shock.
@Dargonhuman 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rustycube88 I had the opposite experience; as soon as I saw him holding the box that awkwardly I literally went, "Oh no..." out loud as he only ever holds a box like that to cover the Laughin Jokin Numbnuts logo.
@MajinGouki 3 жыл бұрын
i understand your opinion about LJN but this game wasn't so bad
@officialsquadrilogystudio 2 жыл бұрын
LJN: Exist Every one: What were they thinking?!
@IMN602 4 жыл бұрын
Ok that ending scene of the cartridge pieces flying everywhere was oddly satisfying.
@SoraFan23 4 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be a good AVGN episode if he destroys the game after he calls it a shit load of fuck.
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
"Oddly"?
@darealsooski 4 жыл бұрын
God I love how much even newer episodes still reek of the 2010's. it's like an internet history time capsule
@jerelminter 3 жыл бұрын
That's because the 2010s ended not too long ago, it's only been 7 months since the 2020s started. It's going to take a while before it gets to that point where it doesn't feel like the 2010s anymore.
@reillymcwriting 3 жыл бұрын
jerel I think he means like 2011 nerd
@gengarzilla1685 3 жыл бұрын
James has been doing this for so long that he, himself, is now retro.
@defaultdan9715 3 жыл бұрын
@@gengarzilla1685 He knows this. In the Megaman episode, while traveling back in time through AVGN history, he eventually meets up with himself from the original Dr. Jeckle & Mr. Hide episode. During that encounter when they're discussing the one Megaman game which came out in either 2007 or 2008. Can't remember off hand, but anyway he says, "Woah, I'm retro".
@RippyClippy 3 жыл бұрын
“The 2010s” jeez. Who’s nostalgic about the TWO THOUSAND TENS
@bluefalcon6356 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like james was legitimately excited to show that vinyl. I would be too.
@smellthel 3 жыл бұрын
That song was probably one of my favourite AVGN moments
@spencers5898 4 жыл бұрын
This video is making me realize that The Angry Toy Nerd would be an excellent series.
@GoblinSquid 4 жыл бұрын
He did Board James for a while, that's close enough.
@wumpus976 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want him to do toy reviews. I’m serious.
@manugrande844 4 жыл бұрын
It is
@spencers5898 4 жыл бұрын
@@GoblinSquid Good point. Still, actual toy reviews would be pretty entertaining. I'm sure Incredible Crash Dummies aren't the only weird-ass toy line from the 80s and 90s.
@franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 4 жыл бұрын
Him doing toy reviews would be like the second coming of JeepersMedia.
@chocolatemoonrockbear2267 4 жыл бұрын
In the whole NES game, there's no part where the dummies drive in a car that crashes?? DAMN wtf
@Cookie.2118 4 жыл бұрын
have you forgotten that LJN made this?
@CyberHangman 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually one part of Crash Test Dummies that LJN didn't defile
@milesprowr 2 жыл бұрын
It should've been the ending 🙂
@jurihanfan2009pictures 6 ай бұрын
AVGN really makes these interviews about dumb games are 100% cool to watch.
@DreFromMaine8472 2 жыл бұрын
I was not into the Crash Dummies cartoon or toy line, and I certainly never played the video games. But I did like all the live action PSAs with Lorenzo Music and Jack Burns as the voices of Vince and Larry. Those were the days. RIP both of them.
@mrmanager6591 4 жыл бұрын
17:33 that parody of The Primitives song crash was actually really good...
@PrincessPooonyPoona 4 жыл бұрын
I think the song is called (LAPHING JOKIN NUMBNUTS OR LJN)
@MirinkaiserVODs 4 жыл бұрын
"This level can suck my tailpipe." My favorite quote this episode.
@CaptainNoFace 3 жыл бұрын
"Buckle up Buckaroo's" - I see whachu did there
@toainsully Жыл бұрын
Caitlyn Jenner (South Park)
@mavrickhunter13 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the CTD toys was the fact they were very articulate action figures in a time where most figures could barely move their legs and arms.
@ravindupadmanath2802 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't be a dummy, buckle your seatbelt!" That doesn't even rhyme
@nickwilliams6062 4 жыл бұрын
Huh....don’t be a dummy....strap the belt round your tummy? Haha
@Reagan1984 4 жыл бұрын
This is impossible, how can this be?
@ravindupadmanath2802 4 жыл бұрын
@@Reagan1984 I mean this is supposed to be a jingle that catchy and memorable that helps associated with the product. So of course it suppose to rhyme....right?
@tonyb7615 4 жыл бұрын
it was done by the gov. not a business.
@batlrar 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be a knuckle... head, seatbelt your buckle!
@alphawindman 4 жыл бұрын
This has convinced me of one thing: Cinemassacre needs a show where James plays with old toys. "BOOM! BAAAM!"
@TwistedUpMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Board James?
@alehop333 4 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedUpMusic We don't talk about Board James. Not after that fateful night
@filiptrajkovski2198 4 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedUpMusic No he is resting now, BJ is resting now
@lordofshades9852 4 жыл бұрын
A good one would be that terminator clay molder thing,the skin thingy,you know
@roweenalangin9421 4 жыл бұрын
What about Toy James?
@ywbrico8397 3 жыл бұрын
6:05 PERFECT
@Potato-Eye 11 ай бұрын
I started cracking up when you started singing lol. I always wanted those crash cars when i was a kid.
@dawsonhiemstra510 4 жыл бұрын
The references to the Crash Test Dummies band was hilarious.
@theGodfollower99 4 жыл бұрын
So was that end song!
@Mooza1 4 жыл бұрын
I was grinning like an idiot
@stefanfriedt3450 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I think of the Weird Al version when I hear "once ther was this guy who"? There are many other songs where the version of Weird Al is much better than the original.
@doublemonkey4833 4 жыл бұрын
"When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a fucking cannon?" "This week on Mythbusters..." :P
@jolfer1334 3 жыл бұрын
They could of used crash test dummies to test cannons for circus performers lol
@MukuonChannel 4 жыл бұрын
NGL I still want the Crash Dummies toys even after all these years. I would always come over to my friends house to play with them up until I was 16. Whilst my friends were playing with Final Fantasy or Tekken 3, I was watching them whilst playing with the crash dummies.
@TheZoenGaming 4 жыл бұрын
James: "When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a cannon?!" Me: "Your honor, the Defense calls to the stand one Buster Dummy of Myth Busters."
@MTGThrownDown 4 жыл бұрын
Thats what I said!
@alirosekitty 3 жыл бұрын
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT! OH MY GOD I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT WHEN HE SAID THAT!
@tomward4240 3 жыл бұрын
@@alirosekitty Same!
@batcat2338 3 жыл бұрын
R
@user-eh2mi2oh4h 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s for people who want to be the person shot out of the cannon at the circus.
@Jay_SUBZ3R0 4 жыл бұрын
They should’ve made Mortal Kombat figures with the same features as these crash dummies toys where the limbs fall off. Think about it, Mortal Kombat Fatalities as action figures. That would’ve been a great idea if you ask me!
@Burn_Angel 4 жыл бұрын
And you could fill them with red juice to make them even more realistic.
@RipRLeeErmey 4 жыл бұрын
I'd buy one.
@kenthuang436 4 жыл бұрын
Make sense. Kill Bill had action figures that can apart and bled.
@felixvargas7132 Жыл бұрын
2:56 PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!
@sydhamelin1265 3 жыл бұрын
Still getting a million views all these years later, and still just as funny and entertaining. James has given me over a decade of great videos - how amazing is that...
@jameskoelbli9769 4 жыл бұрын
"I am Astar, a robot from planet danger" Most bad ass PSA of all time.
@messnet6706 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was a Canadian PSA? War Amps is Canadian if I recall correctly.
@theg4909 4 жыл бұрын
*scariest PSA of all time. Fixed it for you.
@dermetzger 4 жыл бұрын
God, those toys... They were awesome. I remember having the red car, the motorcycle, and that weird torture chair with the claw and shit.
@johnt.campbell316 4 жыл бұрын
They were weird toys by today's standards, but they were so fun. They made EVERYTHING with the Test Dummies on them. I had coloring books, activity book things, t shirts, *video game* (obviously), etc. There were lots of stuff.
@cubiclelemur 4 жыл бұрын
I have them all. I still play with them occasionally.
@theALTF4 4 жыл бұрын
...i now wish i was a kid and had those toys, i KNOW ill be hooked to this kind of destructive fun >:)
@skollrum 4 жыл бұрын
I was obsessed with the them. Now I'm a safety officer for public transportation. They tought great lessons about defensive driving.
@RedWolf777SG 3 жыл бұрын
Damn...this beings back memories. I remember having the Crash Dummies figures along with the Crash airplane, blue taxi car, and sidecared motorcycle. They were so fun to crash into each other. 😌😌
@BenCol 4 жыл бұрын
5:07 The crash-test cat is called “Hubcat”. Genius.
@PC_Simo 3 ай бұрын
Indeed 🎯😸👍🏻!
@MilesPrower1992 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna do it." LJN logo is revealed "WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOAOAOHHHHHHH" Still hilarious after all this time
@gluserty 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, pull my finger"..."Oh no, it's LJN!".
@alexwethington7764 Жыл бұрын
The nerd definitly has some ljn trama
@ghosttheexplorer 4 жыл бұрын
5:32 "When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a f cannon?" - Mythbusters!
@RustyMuck 4 жыл бұрын
Buster, the greatest sidekick of all time
@THE_VictoryPictures 4 жыл бұрын
YES! Another LJN game!
@alinastanescu4430 4 жыл бұрын
Because everyone knows that LJN made the best video games
@penatio 4 жыл бұрын
I see *LJN* - I think *"ASS!".*
@solidskullz5736 4 жыл бұрын
THE DEMONIC RAINBOW RETURNS
@martwymem7654 4 жыл бұрын
@@penatio I see LJN and knowing James didn't make episode of it - He need to do this.
@wstine79 4 жыл бұрын
LJN was the precursor to EA.
@SSCooler 3 жыл бұрын
3:31 Jesus Christ, that's something a demon would play in a horror movie
@korhol2065 3 жыл бұрын
That ending song sounds like something out of a Avgn anime
@toainsully Жыл бұрын
Starring James Rolfe and Elsie Lovelock. Co-starring: Kyle Justin Bullsh*t man Ed Bosco Michael Kovach Nola Klop
@JohnBrain93 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad you didn't mention Sega Genesis' version of this game, it looks at least more funny. :) Especially when you lose all your limbs in the process.
@SealTheSeal1 4 жыл бұрын
Насколько лучше?
@josukkiedotthegoodboi6366 4 жыл бұрын
Blyat language?
@ThePharphis 4 жыл бұрын
I think that game was actually fun as a kid, but it probably doesn't hold up. It certainly was funny
@mr.o3186 4 жыл бұрын
Вряд ли она лучше
@ecgameplayer 3 жыл бұрын
He did mention in his 32x review that if he doesn't have the game, then he can't review it.
@psychopony666 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Daryl was originally going to be character called Darlene who actually appeared in the Psa's.
@schwarzerritter5724 4 жыл бұрын
Of course! How could James not realize Daryl is named after the car part darlene.
@srenhaandbk7904 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I had that song, "Crash" stuck in my head for as far as I can remember. I figured I had made it up at some point, I only barely remembered one line without lyrics, but it still bugged me to not have and ending, a release of the suspension, since the latter part of the line I remembered was actually from "I love rock and roll" by Joan Jett. I cannot tell you how happy I am to finally have brought closure to this quest of mine, thank you thank you thank you!
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