Ok.

There will be a 250 million shipping fee

Estimated time of delivery~6 months

Naw it’s 2.50 to buy it with 5 billion shipping

What's ali express

They would probably watch the Brilliant ad too, since they'd have nothing else to do.

boring fact: everything outside the living quarter is considered an explosive hazardes zone (due to it being a gas platform) so no one is allowed to bring phones or even a lighter outside. So no, it would never happen

I work on Troll A an have taken that elevator many times. Its small noisy and boring. Sadly no video allowed. Ps. Its takes just under 8 minute's and only one leg you can go all the way down in;)

@@NorwegianCrazyGuy How did they have a concert at the bottom then? Surely you need microphones, amps, etc.

@@mirzaahmed6589 they did continuous gas monitoring so that if a hint of gas gets detected their electricity gets shut off

I dont understand any of that

Speed = bullets per kid

@@james-uw9ug dude, chill. You spitting bullet right there XD

Don't forget to order a 1/822560000 Nimitz burger! :D

Size = Toyota Corolla

14th like

Aircraft carriers*

Could I get the conversion rate from Nimitz to football fields?

the last Battleships built by the U.S Navy was the Iowa class battleships which were built in the 40's and had a surprisingly very long career, the last being retired at least a decade ago. "Battleship" and "Warship" are not interchangeable terms. "Warship" is everyting with a gun built for war and "Battleship" is, well, just look up "Yamato class" or "Iowa class" also only 10 Nimitz class aircraft carriers were built and are still in active service and the Gerald R. Ford class aircraft carriers will continue to join the fleet in the next decade or two

How much is that in miles

No way

Hmmm vun fekt

Train Engine vs Train Cart

Yeah that didn't make much sense lmao

There exist more than 2 trains, so trains do carry a lot more cargo than 2 trains worth

Yeah it was basically an entire troll by making it so complicated.

LMAO

Why do i see you all over youtube lmao?

Fun Fact : All of the 10 biggest stars know To human are in Milkyway galaxy, I have a whole video about 10 Biggest Stars and info about them.

@@gunjanshah13 all of the stars known to humans are in the Milky Way. Stars in other galaxies are too far away to locate individually.

Not the entire country, only the areas called kresy wschodnie. The people from the east moved to the west, that's all. Edit: The kresy people now inhabit the voivodeships of lubuskie, zachodniopomorskie, dolnośląskie and warmińsko-mazurskie

Not people, just country ;)

@@tomasvrana6765 The people as wel. Hundreds of thousands of poles from the eastern half were relocated to the new western territories, whereas the former Prussian population were all relocated to Germany.

BAHHABABHHA Bruh XD

I am reluctant to call that a single thing.

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear irv

Amazon Prime has no minimum for free shipping.

@@AxxLAfriku sir, this is a wendys.

@@mirzaahmed6589 prime is still 12(?) dollars at the very minimum and that would be over the 5 billion dollar the platform costs already

@@cageybee7221 lol

Yup no one cares about it's weight in aircraft carriers.

Troll A weighs just under 271, '05 Toyoda Corollas :)

@@davidlewis4237 thanks but i want to see old RLL

Didn't he use meters as well? He just did that for comparison...

@@davidlewis4237 So a Corolla weighs 4428 metric tons???

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

Sounds like a job for me, see you at work in 100-100,000 years. (Eh I'll get there when I get there)

Oh tectonic plates has been commercialised?

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

You better give me a good pay for moving something 2.5cm per year

It's been noted that some countries are better at long-term planning than others. Norway actually has a Sovereign Wealth Fund, worth over USD 2 trillion, which is where the government is actively investing money, globally, rather than running a deficit and owing money. The taxes are high in Norway but higher education is paid for by taxes, all the way to PhD-level (assuming you can pass the tests and show that you have the proficiency to go that far) and medical treatment is paid for by taxes. The two biggest things which hold other countries down are: * the inability of talented-but-poor people to get the education which might enable to them to make a big contributions * medical care costs shortening lives and putting people into bankruptcy Norway has beaten both of these things. They are VERY good at long-term, strategic thinking and planning.

Well, if you were educated. You’d know that engineers actually try to fix these problems because, well...they’re engineers.

@@Void_Wars what problem?

It’s strength, people thought it would collapse because it displaced a lot of water. But it’s surface are was made up for because of its design.

@@Void_Wars problem? :trollface:

sounds like school

Awnsered

They are "troll"ing us

@@8JFJK8 whoosh

Megaprojects (Simon Whistler) did a video on Troll A a few weeks ago, so I already knew the answer.

Bruh

gottem

Waaaaaaaaaa

Yo mama's *SO BIG...* that even cargo boats couldn't move her.

@@TheHotBlade ok.

It is u can google

I was thinking the same thing. 8 minute video with tons of research wasted on the strange comparisons to random things and places, and no actual visuals of the subject.

It's the troll platform Problem, residents?

@@rndmzr153 permanent oil storage units

Gas platform*

There is no house in about a 750 meter radius IK becuase I live not to far away and I got family working there

im gonna ruin this 69 likes by liking this comment TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol

agreed,, xD

a troll is an ancient human created fiction character

@@Slim9867 I was linking the name with internet troll not folklore

*IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO*

No, Wendover is air logistics. this is water logistics.

@@sirBrouwer ? Wendover has submarine, aircraft carrier, and oil rig videos (and probably more that I haven’t seen)

@@trademarkedits he did diverge. But note that my reaction is about 8 months old.

hi again haha

Probably made out of trolls that got exposed to the sun light lol

troll means ogar, idk how to spell it, the thing sreck is

@@ketamine-consumer5185 Ogre

They engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery

Hi

Everywhere I go, I see him.

Just Some Guy without a Mustache this guy, your not funny. You’re just annoying now

@@quitbeinsilly1062 stfu

Aye

Yes I do, but it remained because it got popular

Last week I went up and down my my stair case 306 times equal to the Eiffel Towers stair case to the top.

@@reeceoshaney5971 why tho?

@@reeceoshaney5971 good to know lol

@@octoriagaming1277 ummm no. It was nationally hated, and the people of Paris and prominent national magazines called it an eyesore, and demanded it be taken down. It only remained because the military used it to intercept radio communications, greatly helping the French during the world war 1 march on Paris by the Germans.

idk but my guess is pressure, also 84 mins is soo slow? don't you think

up! Was asking myself the same question.

This raised my eyebrow too, it would be quite uncomfortable for the precious oil to be breaking the sound barrier in transit 😬

Although supersonic oil would be really cool!

Yeah I got to 34,000kph that's faster than escape velocity. Pretty sure the liquid would boil from friction 🤸

we need answers

@@DenThaas The gas is transported to shore at nearly 2000 mph, or 80 km in 84 seconds, according to Richard Hammond`s video: *"Super Rigs: Troll Offshore Natural Gas Platform"* Also, another fun-fact, the highspeed-fuzes for use (or used) in offshore well-operations to detonate small explosives....burns at 6400 m/s (!) (primacord)

@@haystackhider7158 2000 mph... sounds bullshit. Hammond must be fooled.

@@equim7363 Its all real buddy. Google it. Cheers

yea ik also 69th like

Heard the nor-way joke by every turist in Norway ever

But nothing will happen thanks to today's sponsor, NordVPN.

It’s weird because we’re taught it in school, so why not use both? They go hand in hand.

@@sniccups6794 I think common vehicles work better though. Surprisingly, the average American doesn't have a mental grasp on the size and weight of Nimitz class aircraft carriers. But I do like it when pop-sci measures in giraffes.

@@BonaparteBardithion personally I find “7 nimitz class carriers” easier to visualize than “350,000 Toyota corollas”🤣

@@trademarkedits Well, when you put it that way... 😅

@@trademarkedits yeah i agree, though the easiest way to visualize this is to think about it as 72.6 quadtrillion pencils

Half a cent?!

@@gurrrn1102 give him a full cent and say... keep the change my guy 😌

@@Shinning_Sky I’m not your guy, frieeeend!

lame

It’s in water but yea

Oooh self burn, that's rare!

@Gabriel PLBR13 *sad happiness noises*

200 km from construction site, 80 km from shore. At clear days you can see mountain ranges on shore

Thanks for the facts lol

Nice. Wonder if there's a dolphin named (1.73 seconds of 1853 hertz, 5.3 seconds of 6942 hertz)

Thank you for signing the comment I wasnt sure who wrote it

@@psmsedwinfran501 it's my pleasure :)

@@cypoopie yeah lol

Same bro

awwwwww that game was so good

I had trouble understanding that part

You can't change your friends but you can change your friends.

I think he meant that trains can carry more weight than what two trains weigh

He meant trains carry a lot more than just 2 train cars

@@chriss2241 No, obviously trains can carry more weight than than themselves and can therefore carry INFINITE WEIGHT!

You deserve more subscribers.

Just watched your video - great production value for a smaller channel!

Concerning Reality commenting on a RLL video!? My worlds are colliding.

@@tjdrumman thanks! Regardless, going to keep putting out content every Monday 💪

@@jeffreysurksum3699 thank you!!

I guess he meant minutes, not seconds.

No, no phones allowed outside the living quarters due to chanse of gas and spark hazzards

I very much doubt there's internet in there.

thats 3 times the speed of sound

Yeah thats what i thought too,its weird

I was thinking the same thing and scrolling down the comments to check if I wasn’t crazy. Thats either a mistake in the video or oil somehow being pumped at Mach 3 lol

@@DanielGarrido02 This video is full of mistakes...gas traveling faster than sound, trains “obviously” carrying more than two trains, and “usually these are built on-site, or they are assembled on-site.” Whoever runs this channel was asleep the day they made this lmao

There someone already said a yo mama joke here lol

Perfect for matt colbo

@@pablocastro_ the chronic heart failure is the best one

@@msgpatient7850 yesssss

"All that being said, the Troll A platform is still not the heaviest thing moved across the earth's surface. That honor, of course, goes to yo mama."

exactly lol

Not Mines Though😞!!!!!

Who cares how they moved it, what matters is how to destroy it

@@ireplytoeverything3122 Troll A is anchored to the seabed with vacuum tanks. They are technically constructed to be able to reverse, meaning it could float back up, be towed back to shore, and dismantled back on land

been there. I also saw when they floated it out to location. It was epic

@Prabath Hemachandra always has been and will be

Well not everyone comments, what you on about

For fucks sake, how many times does this have to be posted? It’s simply server lag...

the gas*

According to Wikipedia Beryl-Alpha was indeed the first Condeep oil rig that was built, back in 1975 - and Troll A was the last one (so far) in 1995. A total of 14 were built and I believe all of them are still in operation today. The name Condeep is referring to «concrete deep water structure». The concept was invented by the civil engineer Olav Mo. His company «Offshore Concrete» patented the concept in 1972 and then the company «Norwegian Contractors» further developed the concept from 1973. Due to being cheaper, floating rigs and underwater installations have been preferred since.

This one buzzword will SHOCK you!

They could have just used the Wooden axe to move them to a new location n00bs

What’s up my guy seen you like 1 week ago

Holy crap your name

teleport!? I’d have hired a Spacing Guild navigator and had it fold space.

Lol

Me who created this video two years ago: HOW DARE YOU? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@ConcerningReality Man you've got a nice Naval Mines series.

@@JuanMatteoReal Thanks! I work on naval mines in the navy. We use those videos as training for newer people.

Simon Whistler: how dare anybody?

@@mirzaahmed6589 Megaprojects!

being from americans they will say: it weights x pick up trucks

i agree, would have loved to see real footage instead of having to google it...

Gas*

‘POOSH!’

He has 3.88 million

*views

I'm guessing this comment was confunded and travelled in time using Internet Explorer

good thing it's gas then

@@NorwegianCrazyGuy gas still doesn't have a chance travelling at that speed through the pipe. In other commercial pipes it tops out at 1/10th the velocity claimed in this video, it's simply not true.

Then go watch a channel that isnt dedicated towards animation.

Gas* And the price is one thing, but strategic value is another. Most of europe was supplied with gas from the soviet union when the gas field was discovered, so the Norwegian government and shell had a lot of preassure from the US and Nato to develope this gas field

2000 years after that: humans helped the aliens