Ocean man Man who had a stand strongest cross the land do you understand?

WHEN WAS IGGY BORN AND HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE THAT

Now do Araki's time line so we can expose him for the vampire he truly is.

"Koichi's Owner" I lost it there

but when did Kakyoin lay the egg?

Part 4&5 mess the familytree up... Josuke is the son of Josef Joestar, which makes him the uncle of Jotaro, despite being younger. But then Giorno is born to DIO. But DIO's body is effectively Jonathan Joestar's, which makes Giorno Josef's uncle, and Jotaro's grand-grand-uncle. That means that going by bloodline, Giorno is actually the second JoJo. What a weird family...

The JoJo timeline works so that the characters get less buff the more time goes forward The Pillar Men are a perfect examples of how people were in the ancient JoJoverse. Then, at the end of 1800 and mid-1900s we get to see how slightly smaller, but still amazingly musclar the human race got. It's in the 90s, where a mysterious event changed humanity forever, and everyone in the JoJoverse got less buff and masculine over the course of the years. However, some genes from the past stay strong: As can be noted, Hayato, a Japanese child, has muscles and prominent facial features Some others are still unresolved, as a man named Jotaro Kujo physically ages backwards

0:58 "Noriaki, Muhammed and..... John."

if only real history was this cool

One thing notable missed. During Stardust Crusaders, not only is Holly Kujo suffering from suffocation from her stand, but Josuke is too. During this time Josuke sees the man whose hairstyle he adopts as his own in tribute.

imagine they called everyone by their first name "SHOOT HIM GUIDO"

This video told me that koichi is older than giorno. NANI

actually in polneraff's defense, Diavlo used his power as the leader of the organization to isolate polneraff. All forms of communication, diavlo nipped it at the bud, every call he made, every letter he wrote, every message he passed along, diavlo stopped it before it could make it to another person. it wasn't that Jotaro was too busy to pick up but instead that diavlo blocked all communication options for Polneraff

you could say, Dio did dirty deeds done dirt at a fast pace

"The birth of a god!" I'm so glad you know who is the best~

I don't know Rohan by either of those names - I know him by that one guy who still met his deadlines during accelerated time :P

Mista's birthday is 12/3. What is 12/3? 4

Hi, I'm Italian and I wanted to correct your pronunciation of Leone Abbacchio. Actually, the Abacchio is a kind of meat and you need to use the Italian rule, so you need to pronounce Abakkio. I love your videos. Stand Proud

5:45 my lock screen for my computer

*Important* JoJos (by birth date, from oldest to youngest) 1. Jonathan 2. Joseph 3. Jotaro 4. Josuke 5. Giorno Logically, 1. would be older than 2., which is older than 3., and so on. That’s true, but Araki forgot 4. is 3.’s uncle, 5. Is 2.’s uncle, and shit like that Part 4 and 5 completely messed up the Joestar family tree

none of the 9 Glory Gods besides Pet Shop and N'doul were good? What about Daniel D'Arby and Anubis? Both of them were some of the most intense fights in JoJo as a whole imo.

Jotaros older than Pucci and Weather!?

3:49 look at the bottom right (or left) corner. Look at Jotaro’s hand

You know Pucci and Weather Report were born on June 5th, and my birthday is the 4th. You know what that means... Follow me on Twitch.

We still don’t have a part 3 of this

Ocean man Has a stand Is the strongest across the land That you understand Genius Also, I think I know why they made Joseph cheat on his wife. They can't use Giorno as Dio had just been killed, and cool, badass Jotaro having a daughter so soon is a bit weird. So, they had to make everyone's favorite and the funniest JoJo cheat on his wife.

Angelo was active too during those 81 killings wasn't he?

My body is ready for this 13 minutes video

*So basically, to sum it all up* *Part 1: Jojo vs vampire dude* *Part 2: Jojo vs Gay Gods* *Part 3: Jojo vs vampire dude but can stop time* *Part 4: Jojo vs A guy with hand fetish* *Part 5: Jojo vs drugs* *Part 6: Jojo vs Black Preist Gay for a dead 100 year old vampire that can stop time* *Part 7: Jojo vs vampire dude but isnt a vampire but is a dinosaur* *Part 8: Jojo vs-...* *...I havent read part 8*

YOU FORGOT DIO'S OTHER KIDS! I mean I get it you don't like Part 6 villains, but honestly all the villains are bad, but like...come on man, they're kinda important.

It's funny to see that Fugo, at the age of 13, finished college (I don't really know what's the grade in italian school system) but now the classical boy 13 years old (sorry for bad English) is probably very ignorant.

I've been waiting patiently for part 3 for the past 2 years now... Love these videos

You thought Kira had the highest killer track record in the series... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

6:11 i am glad that you are a man of culture as well

I was waiting for this! this is really useful if you want to get your friends into jojo and they need a summary of the plot. thanks man!

hold on, yukkako was 15 during DiU *What the fuck araki*

I don't understand why you avatar look so anger when you got mudkip there

This video just works

Wait what about DIO’s 3 Kids from Stone Ocean?

"Birth of a Knuckles and a humanoid emerald, uh dunkin donuts, uh Noraki Kakyoin" cri

best things to happen in jojo: GIORNO, Johnny, koichi. In tht order

3:14 I cant look at that picture without thinking of "EXTRA T H I C C"

Joseph: there are 9 elite cow workers of Dio Picture: *shows 8 of them*

*Makes dolphin sounds* Jotaro: *:O*

I know Rohan Kishibe as the best self insert in history

You didn't like the D'arby Brothers?!? :0

wow, what a great video! i can’t wait to watch part 3!

10:44 Also Polnareff founded the Torture Dance main move and tried to torture dance Diavolo but failed. And became a wheelchair-man

There is no part 3? :( really enjoyed these vids

Yeah Everyone born, the most important part of JoJo.

I always imagined Polnaref didn't get help from Jotaro and the speedwagon foundation because he went into hiding. Diavolo being a mob boss could have his eyes in a lot of places, staying hidden is probably the best idea. A large gathering of a corporation in Italy could send up some alarms.

Great to be on another vid, finally i know when Rohan started using Mangekyo

WHO'S WATCHING IN 2019 WAITING FOR THE LAST PART??

Hai domo virtual KZfaqr Kaleb I.A. desu

I just love that in the last video it was professional or something close to that but in this the video is like one of my conversation everyday with friends ok the first video was good with a few jokes about the timeline but this one was joking about the timeline in general I find that funny

Part 4 has taught me how to figure out and beat a killer in an insignificant town

Plot twist Masterchief from Halo Is actually JoJo from the future 500 years from now.

Please, someone, what's the music that plays in the end of the video?

Refering to human kind as "life forms" made me think of Dennis Reynnolds and I cracked a large smile as I thought of the "Golden God". And also, The Golden God is obviously "untethered and his rage knows no bounds".

Haha your point of the names got me too. Half way through part 4 I was like wait.... Is everyones first name actually Joestar??? Haha

10:48 I caught that uzi reference lmao

December 3 (12/3=4 rip mista lol)

5:27 I would like to answer that question by the fact that at that point of time kira did not have a stand til a couple years later

5:45 Kira: oh shit I killed someone what am I going to do now Dio: Don't worry I got you.

4:19 see, Mista’s birthday still means 4. December 3rd. 12/3. 12/3 means 12 divided by 3, which equals 4.

Darby the gambler arc is still my favourite other than the end well for stardust crusaders

@6:15 “THE BIRTH OF A GOD!!” Oh my gawd I can’t 🤣

Thx 4 the info now I can watch it from the beginning

I'm just RUNNIng IN the ninetieSS Yes I wanna gonna, yes I wanna siiiiing!!

Is there a fanmade stand video coming soon?

Yo, I actually watched the Egypt part of SC up to about where vanilla ice appeared. I was so fucking confused about it and after all that time I finally checked and figured out that egypt is the 2nd half. I was quite livid when I found out...

8:45- Respect Daniel D'Arby the Gambler; respect him!

Alot of these dates dont match the characters supposed age

Kaleb: the first timeline Me: .... wait hold up there’s two

The older D'arby and Mariah were also good villains Mariah gave the show some much needed humour that it really needed by having Avdol and Joseph stuck together

Man this is amazing .thank you literally

That green baby grows up to be... Shrek

no part three :(

I just noticed that Jotaros outfit in Diamond is unbreakable looks kinda like the one the younger d'arby Brother is wearing

1:58 Koichi's Owner i'm crying

Wait That means Fugo is the same age as the “brat”

Stardust crusaders is set in 1987 and in that Jotaro is 17 which mean he was born in 1970

Im dead; The mudkips face for "dio likes kids" fits perfectly.

so, I feel like you wouldn't have to make another time line video if you didn't have that announcement at the end, or at least you would be done with part 6 in the primary​ universe. btw I like your videos and keep up the good work.

Josuke is Prince?cool

Circa 1997 I was born oh wait I'm not in JoJo XD I don't matter crawling in my skin these wounds will never heal

Late reply but after watching a video on xForts channel, you forgot to mention that another major thing happened in 1978... the Stand arrows were found during an expedition to Greenland. Who knows what happened between then and when Enya gets the Stand arrows in 1985.

8:48 okuyasu and keichos dad catches a cold My man just roasted dios flesh bud mutation

Part 3 please

so diamond is unbreakable is a prequel to stardust crusaders I'm still confused

10:45 he sang all my friends are dead push me to the edge

About enemies in Stone Ocean, I’d say the ones in stone ocean are better enemies of the week than what you give credit for. Because it makes sense they’re fucking crazy, they’re literally in a corrupt max security prison. Most henchmen from 1-3 and the enemies before Kira at the end of part 4 are so poor in comparison. Personally, part 6 has my fave enemies of the week, tied with part 5, and it would be ahead of part 5 were it not for the anime exclusive la squadra scenes(for more context I haven’t read part 8 and like part 7 enemies more but it’s monthly ;)).

OMG I was born the same year/month as Pucci ! Maybe could I reboot the universe ?

Your last digit like is your soulmate 1 Joseph Joestar 2 Jonathan Joestar 3 Jotaro Kujo 4 Johnny Joestar 5 Caesar Zeppeli 6 Iggy 7 Dio 8 Baron Zeppeli 9 Lisa Lisa 0 Star Platinum

Hell yeah, loving that recognition

My birthday is on April 16 too, just like giorno. I feel weird out to have the same birthday as a anime character but and the same time I'm like, "HELL YEA WOOOOHHHH I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOESTARS!" I swear I'm like in love with him. :3

family names are said first in japanese. first names are said last.

Rohan, pulling women? I don't think he bats that way, boss.

In the Stone Ocean manga, In like one of the first chapters Jolyne mentions that when she was 6, she had a 42 degrees fever (celsius) and her dad was too busy in the countryside of Japan. when in fact, Jotaro was trying to defeat a murderer with a hand kink.

I'm amazed, the timeline is so complex, probably one of the reason why Araki forgets some details 😁