The Justice League (Josstice League) Movie Roast - A Superhero Disaster

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Adam Does Movies

11 ай бұрын

Today's roast is a real doozy. One of the biggest big-budget disasters put on the silver screen. Zack Snyder's Justice League would eventually see the light of day but this version... this ain't it. Joss Whedon was hired on to "finish" what Snyder had started but instead went a different route. Warner Bros. decided they needed to fix the film and reshoot/re-edit and basically remake the entire Justice League movie. What we have is a Frankenstein's monster of a picture. Let's destroy The Justice League!
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Narrated by: Adam Olinger
Edited by: Adam Olinger

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@JustHarryOBrien
@JustHarryOBrien 11 ай бұрын
“I hope when I die my blood leaves the image of a middle finger. One final fuck you to the world” - Adam Beautifully said
@thequiet5727
@thequiet5727 11 ай бұрын
Adam's quick roasts and humor is why I'm still subscribed.
@Soulfire252
@Soulfire252 11 ай бұрын
Same for sure😂
@MSgt_0699
@MSgt_0699 11 ай бұрын
Yup
@davetodd168
@davetodd168 4 ай бұрын
"Uggh, fuck my ass I forgot to secure the box..."🤣
@michael1326
@michael1326 11 ай бұрын
And the scene is over, IT WAS FOUR SECONDS LONG 😂😂😂😂😂
@MSgt_0699
@MSgt_0699 11 ай бұрын
I can't get enough of this roast. This is next-level Adam. The funniest thing I have ever seen on KZfaq. Love that this was my pick. I want Joss Whedon to see this. ...."HACK!"
@DannyChryst
@DannyChryst 11 ай бұрын
A gratuitous upskirt shot of Wonder Woman is the only way I can achieve climax now. It was 4 seconds long.
@garyeastell3458
@garyeastell3458 11 ай бұрын
That was so funny , I can just picture Batman riding a kids push bike that he just stole.
@JustHarryOBrien
@JustHarryOBrien 11 ай бұрын
Comedy gold, Adam Loved this!! “This scene was four seconds long” got me every time 🤣🤣🤣
@blackjohnsnow9375
@blackjohnsnow9375 9 ай бұрын
Dying with a blood splatter f u to the world is legendary
@thequiet5727
@thequiet5727 11 ай бұрын
Your mimic of everybody "everybody knows" sounds better than the one in the film
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 10 ай бұрын
0:46 Did they make Momoa cross-eyed ?! 😂
@christaggart5687
@christaggart5687 11 ай бұрын
Now if only we could get a sequel to the actually good Justice League
@MZ99698
@MZ99698 11 ай бұрын
There isn’t a good Justice League
@pjpatron
@pjpatron 11 ай бұрын
@christaggart5687 Yes, would that been great to have gotten a sequel to The Definitive and The Only Cut that is Worthy of the Title: Justice League. Yes, Zack Snyder’s Justice League is absolutely Phenomenal.
@johnwerner69
@johnwerner69 11 ай бұрын
@@pjpatrona polished turd is still a turd
@christaggart5687
@christaggart5687 11 ай бұрын
@@MZ99698 my bad. I meant “great” Justice League
@MZ99698
@MZ99698 11 ай бұрын
@@christaggart5687 lol great response. I still disagree though.
@RaDicAL808
@RaDicAL808 4 ай бұрын
I noticed that about these DCEU movies having characters, sometimes random ones, do narrations once and then never again. lol
@demonsofgaming01
@demonsofgaming01 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for making videos Adam. You’re a G
@danfors1333
@danfors1333 11 ай бұрын
12:03 and 12:09 Notice one of Aquaman's superpowers is to change position of his nipples. Sometimes they hide underneath tattoos, sometimes they're out exposing themselves.
@b.u.l.1734
@b.u.l.1734 11 ай бұрын
They just didn't give a fuck during the reshoots.
@wardenmagellan2643
@wardenmagellan2643 11 ай бұрын
Adam is a great critic… I’m sick of a lot that decided to only give praises and never criticise anything
@debjitmagic1
@debjitmagic1 11 ай бұрын
The Ivan Ooze line was gold xD
@dobi287
@dobi287 11 ай бұрын
I want to see your roast of the snyder cut. I know the punchline will be the scene was four minutes* long.
@phranklinenglert7825
@phranklinenglert7825 4 ай бұрын
My god.... I found your channel the other day. Great stuff. I really want you and Drinker to do a video. Both of your commentaries would go together very well.
@admiralhowdy
@admiralhowdy 11 ай бұрын
This movie, I'm just guessing here, was a multiple of 4 seconds long. Yeah, good roasting, it needed it.
@danw4490
@danw4490 11 ай бұрын
I know I've said this before... but this is easily one of your best. It's hilarious!
@davidwharton134
@davidwharton134 11 ай бұрын
Your awesome man and funny as hell, I loved your video with Cody leach
@magedark
@magedark 11 ай бұрын
On the road to 100K and I love it
@donhg1606
@donhg1606 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant coverage
@HaydenHerbert-gh9dc
@HaydenHerbert-gh9dc 11 ай бұрын
Very cool and funny videos,thanks adam
@imalonelyman
@imalonelyman 11 ай бұрын
I watched about 1min of your vid. Loving the hair cut. I’ll come back to watch the rest later 🤙
@MSgt_0699
@MSgt_0699 11 ай бұрын
I've watched this roast three times. Put it in the background while I work. "The scene is four seconds long." This has to be his best mockery. So funny.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 11 ай бұрын
The best part is I did Suicide Squad next. I think some of those scenes are legit 4 seconds long, haha. I had to come up with a different catchphrase for that one.
@MSgt_0699
@MSgt_0699 11 ай бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies This one was outstanding. You've gotten a crap ton of views too.
@Mclaren231627
@Mclaren231627 11 ай бұрын
Im watching this at work unpacking freight. Im laughing hard enough... I know others can hear me...
@joshgord
@joshgord 11 ай бұрын
Such a gem Adam. The puns and the wits ALWAYS make my day. Thanks.
@kicknowledgesmith8608
@kicknowledgesmith8608 11 ай бұрын
The Russian family is basically the family from Avengers Age of Ultron.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 10 ай бұрын
Cavill's a lot of things, one of those is a charisma vacuum.
@Chadlington69
@Chadlington69 11 ай бұрын
This is great man. What an awesome video to watch with my breakfast and coffee. Keep it up my dude.
@PerfectTroy1
@PerfectTroy1 11 ай бұрын
Adam is always funny, but these last few roasts have been extra funny!
@TJ-gv5hz
@TJ-gv5hz 11 ай бұрын
This was your best roast yet Adam!
@alexbiehn978
@alexbiehn978 11 ай бұрын
this version is obsolete after the snyder cut
@BlackKippahActivity
@BlackKippahActivity 10 ай бұрын
“Kal-El nOoOo” 🤣🤣
@Jim_the_cynic
@Jim_the_cynic 11 ай бұрын
I’m late to this one but now I get to watch a half hour Adam video 😁
@beplatinum2014
@beplatinum2014 11 ай бұрын
28:20I couldn’t believe this either.
@Chadsolderbrotherbrad1111
@Chadsolderbrotherbrad1111 11 ай бұрын
🎉awesome job homeskillet😂
@CEWIII9873
@CEWIII9873 10 ай бұрын
Should there be a crossover between this movie and Children of the Corn? Where some of the Children have superpowers? Did we just MAKE A BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE, BABY!?
@elorko28
@elorko28 11 ай бұрын
Supes just throwing away batman 😂😂😂
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 11 ай бұрын
When it comes to mermen, I prefer the merman from Cabin In The Woods 😂
@MSgt_0699
@MSgt_0699 11 ай бұрын
I prefer the merman in Zoolander.
@tylerhall2760
@tylerhall2760 11 ай бұрын
You showed it, but forgot to mention it. The mural on the wall of Aquaman, and the three Mother Boxes... It doesn't make any sense. What does Aquaman have to do with the Mother Boxes? Nothing. Not even one, let alone three.
@EddieMichaels16
@EddieMichaels16 11 ай бұрын
2017 had Justice League and The Last Jedi, talk about feeling like you got punched in the dick after leaving the theater. I don't think I've ever walked out being more letdown by two movies that I was really pumped for.
@elorko28
@elorko28 11 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅 omg the KAL EL NO 😅😅😅
@andrewconrad2859
@andrewconrad2859 11 ай бұрын
Josstice League deserves every bit of slag you threw at it. The difference between this pathetic and embarrassing shitshow and Zack Snyder's Justice League is day and night.
@jbbrolic
@jbbrolic 11 ай бұрын
They are both bad. One takes 2 hours less to watch, which gives it the win.
@dobi287
@dobi287 11 ай бұрын
The sound FX were great 😂
@towerhouse8768
@towerhouse8768 4 ай бұрын
Excellent, Adam!
@cubesolver64
@cubesolver64 11 ай бұрын
How does this feel both rushed and yet so much longer than the 4 hour "Zack Snyder's Justice League"?
@dobi287
@dobi287 11 ай бұрын
I know no one reads comic but Superman does not rescue kittens from trees I know I know shocking.
@ronj8000
@ronj8000 11 ай бұрын
Very funny video thanks! Very accurate too!
@NerdettesNewsStand
@NerdettesNewsStand 11 ай бұрын
HAHAHA that intro tho
@jasonmcmurtry7812
@jasonmcmurtry7812 10 ай бұрын
I wish this movie had only been 4 seconds long, damn this movie blows chunks!!!!
@beplatinum2014
@beplatinum2014 11 ай бұрын
28:20! FACTS!!
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 11 ай бұрын
I'm ready for the superhero era to be over. Some of them are still really good, it's not like I hate the whole genre, GOTG3 was amazing. But it's just so over saturated. I want gross and offensive comedies to come back, I miss those.
@BlackThoughtTheOverLord
@BlackThoughtTheOverLord 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious video.
@freddieharrisgothambygaslight
@freddieharrisgothambygaslight 11 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gatekeeperboxing5898
@gatekeeperboxing5898 6 ай бұрын
I must be the only person who liked this film even a little. I've seen it twice and just bought it to watch another few more times at least. I was actually glad these scenes were 4 seconds long because in the Snyder cut they were 4 mins long in slow motion with sad music, and that was too much. At least Whedon didn't subject us to Alfred showing Wonder Woman how to make tea, Seriously that happens in the Snyder Cut and it wasn't 4 seconds long.
@mtstash
@mtstash 11 ай бұрын
It's about crime
@88detour
@88detour 11 ай бұрын
The flood scene in Justice League made no sense. With the exception of Batman they all could have escaped that flood with no problem. What do they do!? They use that awkward looking crab machine that barely gets them to the top. Why was Steppenwolf so much weaker than Superman? I don't think Joss Whedon should take much of the blame for how this edited version turned out. The source is Zack Snyder, he's the one who came up with the story.
@jynxce
@jynxce 11 ай бұрын
No, this was a complete butchering job by Whedon and the studio. Of course, that 6 degrees of hate for Snyder has to make it rounds. The Snyder Cut is top tier as far as CBMs go. Deal.
@88detour
@88detour 11 ай бұрын
@@jynxce Yet it still had remnants from the Whedon cut.
@robbiejay1646
@robbiejay1646 11 ай бұрын
In ZSJL Wonder Woman isn't anywhere as near objectified.
@jbbrolic
@jbbrolic 11 ай бұрын
I bought into the hype of Zack Snyder Justice League. Did not like it, it was long, grim, self indulgent wanking, did not like the Cyborg story, and the plot of "stop the 3 evil boxes from combining" was about on par with something like the MS-dos Doom 1 and 2 games. Also the multiple LONG alternate reality ending sequences, I didn't see why they needed to be included. Out of morbid curiosity I later watched "Josstice League." It's much better because it's 2 hours shorter. And the infamous "CGI mustache" scenes were the only times Henry Cavil felt somewhat like Superman.
@zachcouch8654
@zachcouch8654 11 ай бұрын
I liked the movie. Was it Joker or Dark Knight, no. But did I see DC heroes save the day, yes.
@carter358
@carter358 11 ай бұрын
That Russian family plot was so damn pointless.
@delugesofgrandeur
@delugesofgrandeur 4 ай бұрын
Your mother's box is tight!
@Icarus11000
@Icarus11000 11 ай бұрын
Man, I forgot how bad this was. I always hated the whole "Flash being on top of WW" moment but I forgot all the ass shots and her constantly talking about Steve. But the writing for everyone else is so lame! I remember Joss Whedon eventually spoke out regarding all the criticism for his version of the movie, but he didn't do it until MAYBE late 2020, most likely later. And all the stuff he said was so tone dear and completely missed the point on everything. And the way he talked about Gal was really insulting. The guy came off as an aragant dick! Seriously? This is the guy nerds used to obsess over? I was never into him to begin with, but come on! PS - did...did they green screen the JL standing in a warehouse? Why not just use an ACTUAL warehouse! Decisions like this are why some VFX workers are moving to unionize people!
@peterp2153
@peterp2153 11 ай бұрын
I remember that Whedon interview. It was clearly meant as the start of a redemption/comeback PR campaign for him and he came off as such an arrogant asshole that he literally hasn’t been heard from publicly again.
@danw4490
@danw4490 11 ай бұрын
This movie sucks. But... I think it's FAR superior to the Snyder cut. In fact, I Blame the weaknesses of this movie on Snyder. Whedon at least made it watchable.
@jbbrolic
@jbbrolic 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, beyond just being much shorter (HUGE win) Whedon tried to do some less grim, morbid, depressing stuff in the reshoots that are more appropriate for the characters in the Justice League (outside of Batman.) I actually think the CGI mustache stuff is the only time these movies came remotely close to getting the Cavil Superman right. But it was basically 3 movies deep with the horrible tone and feel of the Snyder DC films and he had to try and salvage something good out of the third one which was impossible.
@Silvere1
@Silvere1 11 ай бұрын
Wonder Woman wasn’t being objectified by the angles. The men are also shot from the same angles. The purpose of the angle is to make the viewer feel like they are looking up to the heroes. Plus, Aquaman is walking around shirtless.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 11 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the classic behind the ass superhero shot. Definitely heroic.
@thunderpantz
@thunderpantz 11 ай бұрын
You chase after two rabbits, you will catch neither.
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 11 ай бұрын
👍🖖🏼
@jhereklast7851
@jhereklast7851 11 ай бұрын
Awesome video Adam !! This movie is just as bad as rise of Skywalker. Just shit. Kal el no! Horrible !!!
@anubusx
@anubusx 11 ай бұрын
Rise is wsy worse. It ruined Luke Skywalker's character.
@jhereklast7851
@jhereklast7851 11 ай бұрын
@@anubusx The Last Jedi ruined Luke
@MrDman21
@MrDman21 11 ай бұрын
Don't like Zack Snyder either. Justice League would have been better off not being made in the first place. These characters deserve more than the shit show of a company that is WB.
@kwameoliver2455
@kwameoliver2455 11 ай бұрын
Both movies are trash, the argument that one is better then the only is only valid if your comparing shit to shit, i will say one thing about the josh one the "come together" cover is wonderful, the simple fact i watched the same movie twice hoping it was better, ive been fooled not once but twice.
@JuJuDen87
@JuJuDen87 11 ай бұрын
You are Overacting 🤧
@JustHarryOBrien
@JustHarryOBrien 11 ай бұрын
It’s called comedy..