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The Key Salesman | ASMR
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5 жыл бұрынAs you patiently wait for your next A.S.M.R. treatment session, you are paid a visit by the key salesman! What a coincidence, because not so long ago some of your own keys mysteriously went missing.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
@MendicantBias124 5 жыл бұрын
The Key Salesman was a once a car salesman, who had a love for what he did. At heart, he knew that he was meant to be a true salesman. One day however, he ended up in a terrible crash while giving a test drive, and it left him in a coma for 4 months. When he awoke, he did not know where he was, or who he was. When he asked a nurse who he was, she said that he was a salesman. The KS, after retrieving his belongings from the hospital personnel, discovered multiple sets of car keys. At this point, his brain had suffered sever trauma, and he could only comprehend the most basic ideas. So putting 2 and 2 together, he decided that he was a Key Salesman, and that it was what he was meant to do. After he told this to the Medical Staff at the hospital, they insisted that he be put into care at Arkham Sanitarium for his rehabilition. Word has it around here that he still sells keys to the patients.
@yesno-cs8yw 5 жыл бұрын
That's a good backstory.
@LunarEdge7 5 жыл бұрын
How long did your weed session take before you got this idea, and how high did you fly in the sky?
@yesno-cs8yw 5 жыл бұрын
Did you just delete all your comments?
@LunarEdge7 5 жыл бұрын
@@yesno-cs8yw Who? And.. too bad this Salesman ain't the Car Key seller.
@chicnflopper6460 5 жыл бұрын
He sells pants too, I scored some nice khakis. Car keys and khakis.
@souptime8635 5 жыл бұрын
Key Car Salesman: _slaps roof of this ASMR video_ This bad boy can fit so much sleep in it
@bennygokgoye3974 5 жыл бұрын
Soup Time this meme is dead af
@mybackithurts7792 5 жыл бұрын
Slaps roof of conment you can fit so many stupid memes in this bad boy
@nickdotjpg 5 жыл бұрын
this meme is more dead than I am on the inside
@9bang88 5 жыл бұрын
Soup Time it’s pizza time
@trash2958 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@SouperPug 5 жыл бұрын
The *KEY* to relaxation.
@redmountain.9687 5 жыл бұрын
Go home dad
@bennygokgoye3974 5 жыл бұрын
slejie DAD GO TO SLEEP ALREADY ITS 2 AM
@SouperPug 5 жыл бұрын
2mAs im not you drunk are
@armchairphilosopher6880 5 жыл бұрын
hey I'm just here for the free CS:GO case keys
@nostalgictherapy2013 5 жыл бұрын
Marry me
@lxrdszn6510 5 жыл бұрын
"So if money's an issue, we will gladly accept your life essence." That's it. That's peak capitalism.
@pineappleplaguedoc 3 жыл бұрын
debt in a nutshell
@hypebeastfarron9294 3 жыл бұрын
"Life or debt?"
@RegressorJin 3 жыл бұрын
@@hypebeastfarron9294 the real question is material or spiritual
@TheUncivilizedNation 3 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why selling your soul usually wasn’t a payment option in the rift world
@crunchwrap8663 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUncivilizedNation speed wagon best waifu
@davegsux 5 жыл бұрын
I don't like ampersand. It's coarse, rough, and it gets ampereverywhere
@jellotrooper 5 жыл бұрын
Violently Sappy &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
@jonica5566 5 жыл бұрын
All the better because "amper" means "almost" in Afrikaans.
@marthnair1599 5 жыл бұрын
not just the ampermen, but the amperwomen and the amperchildren too!
@mcdaviddeservesbetter8 5 жыл бұрын
You were the chosen one & my brother & sworn to destroy the sith & not join them & you have don’t that yourself & THIS is pod racing.
@qwest500 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@brandonjeffers7164 5 жыл бұрын
Heya ER! May I suggest a new thing to try in a future video... Take a latex balloon, put a little water in it (about the same amount as a water balloon), and add plastic beads to the water balloon. I did this with my niece as a small project just for fun and as it turns out, rolling those around in my hands even kind of close to my ears sent mad shivers all over. Try it out yourself and see what you think. Different sized beads call for different sounds. It's actually a great effect! Maybe we'll see it in a future video. Peace out and have a(n) ASMR day
@LunarEdge7 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like we found a genius in the midst.
@bennygokgoye3974 5 жыл бұрын
That sounds cool
@brandonjeffers7164 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Valoria I'm telling ya it's a whole new sound. Like you're underwater during a hail storm (That sounds anything but relaxing I know) but yea... Try it yourself haha
@theBbnj93 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Jeffers *GOAT*
@bennygokgoye3974 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Jeffers maybe not today, but when I get the chance to
@WillamsburgJackets 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine ordering a meal at Taco Bell and the cashier saying “Cash, credit, or essence?”
@CorruptPianist 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds... Unsanitary.
@hentaisailor5951 3 жыл бұрын
you're eating at a fast food place you're already draining your life essence
@samspiegel879 2 жыл бұрын
@@hentaisailor5951 LMAO
@visionari2318 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching his channel for about 5 years now, and now I notice I’m more enthralled not by the relaxation but his creativity video after video. He adds a very nihilistic POV to things, e.g., omg I’m gonna sell you a key (...that you’ll likely never use) but hey ur still gonna pay for it lol love this channel
@Bone20647 5 жыл бұрын
Someone keeps liking comments saying stuff like this. Mine got liked, too. Maybe it's Rift, maybe it's someone who's looking for people who say this stuff. Maybe it's a different person.
@visionari2318 5 жыл бұрын
Well if it is him maybe he’ll announce himself....
@user-nn7he4dm1i 4 жыл бұрын
NOBODY LIKE THIS IT'S AT 69!
@TheBladeOfTheHero 5 жыл бұрын
The Arkham Locksmith could use some of these keys.
@toneiibrickz598 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
Specifically, the 3-key, the 11-key, and the Ω-key.
@Short_Potato 5 жыл бұрын
Sippy he probably hated his life when he found out about the Key Salesman.
@Deathstroke1394 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is the guy who took the locksmiths keys, maybe that’s why he became a locksmith
@CorruptPianist 3 жыл бұрын
Keys remove the necessity of locksmiths. This man is every locksmith's mortal enemy.
@Jpthemanz 5 жыл бұрын
A spacebar? Could this man be the spacebar thief from the password make video?
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@dmauldin7615 5 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought
@Ashbros01 5 жыл бұрын
I have both the Password video and this one open at the same time lol. The coincidences though.
@Clonest 5 жыл бұрын
Thats Good ol ER paying tribute to his evergrowing Riftworld shared universe for ya ;)
@aydenfimbres9406 5 жыл бұрын
Hmnmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@BlitzBaron 5 жыл бұрын
“Why are we whispering?” “Because it’s an ASMR video.”
@Bman64 5 жыл бұрын
Rift is really good at keeping things fresh but also the same. Kinda like Nintendo games!
@dr.mcquackle8179 5 жыл бұрын
Okay
@keiko3520 5 жыл бұрын
_Bowsette_
@matthewhogan925 5 жыл бұрын
@@keiko3520 nonononononononono
@keiko3520 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewhogan925 Hehe
@waldenotwalled5783 5 жыл бұрын
Keiko No
@gavinthroop2839 5 жыл бұрын
A video, would probably be a shorter one where you say “hi, I hope you are doing well” but in every language you can find.
@jackfondue639 5 жыл бұрын
i approve this
@boiledcheetos7359 5 жыл бұрын
Japanese would be "こにちは、あなたはだいじょうぶです。" or somewhere along the lines.
@leaf1219 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah in portuguese it would be "ola, espero que voce esteja bem"
@ninjaturtle9776 5 жыл бұрын
In English it would be "hi, I hope you are doing well'
@kp8923 5 жыл бұрын
I want to agree, but this is a lot of research overhead for not the biggest results. But I mean, in a perfect world, fuck yeah, so good.
@guydude9776 5 жыл бұрын
“...I even Traveled to Pineapple under the sea...” :the voice of a pirate saying yoh intensifies
@RandomPerson-ls2uj 5 жыл бұрын
22:52 when you’re playing Scrabble and you’re trying to sense where the good tiles are
@NintenloupWolfFR 5 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy can say "I present to you the space bar" with a strait face 😂
@chelo5227 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Cxleb-xx9xe 5 жыл бұрын
I love the bag of keys it unlocks my relaxation
@warbirddove4032 3 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal pun is still unoriginal
@kinnexion 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who gets ASMR and relaxation from reading the description/definition of ASMR in Rift’s description box? I feel like alone in that
@czosnekmarek1151 5 жыл бұрын
You should make a new Zed Zombuy's Ashopalypse video but since Zed is dead now, he should be a zombie and constantly have to resist the urges to hit himself with the weapon he's trying to sell you.
@deadmeme2732 5 жыл бұрын
Czosnek Marek when did he die?
@YLS8763 5 жыл бұрын
“Zed’s dead, baby... Zed’s dead”
@C43P9 5 жыл бұрын
@@YLS8763 nice one.
@notnicecole 5 жыл бұрын
A 58 minute long video that was posted only 20 minutes ago already has a dislike. Smfh why do people hate
@raulrgarcia4562 5 жыл бұрын
Vitamin C cause they are dyslexic
@tailgunner2 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the phone was upside down?
@LunarEdge7 5 жыл бұрын
Or some people have specific tastes of whether this gives them tingles or not. I for example, do dislike some of my subscribed KZfaqrs' videos, but only rarely, when they don't meet some conditions such as: 1. This video looks forced. 2. They are acting unlike themselves. 3. This ain't the content I was expecting with the given title name (AKA Clickbait) Etc. other times. Basically there will always be dislikes but it doesn't have to come from no-life haters who only come here to dislike.
@notnicecole 5 жыл бұрын
mindzombie 01 pray tell, I never go on r/ASMR so I don’t know how he expresses himself there
@landodando5610 5 жыл бұрын
Because it’s KZfaq...
@osamaal-humaimidi1481 5 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral *slaps roof of key* : this bad boy can fit so many tingles in it
@osamaal-humaimidi1481 5 жыл бұрын
seems like youre the one dying of triggerthermia
@osamaal-humaimidi1481 5 жыл бұрын
@Raven Rain getting worked up..... Because of a freaking meme? God, do you have a life ? Go get one
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 жыл бұрын
*Slaps you* Your Corpse Can Fit So Many Dead Memes In It!
@dinguskhan9914 5 жыл бұрын
Trash meme kid
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 жыл бұрын
@Poly mine was an insult to those who do it specifically to get attention
@haydeno_o3057 5 жыл бұрын
I've had a headache all day as soon as i started watching it went away thank you are a life savior
@sanguinem1656 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get those ASMR tingles, but I still watch these videos cuz this man's voice is the most soothing shit in the world.
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 жыл бұрын
Like An Ephemeral Morgan Freeman
@sanguinem1656 5 жыл бұрын
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 honestly
@monty6726 2 жыл бұрын
Ong
@CDHyena 5 жыл бұрын
I KNEW WE WOULD MEET THIS SNEAKY GENT ONE DAY!
@steveg8029 4 жыл бұрын
ER: what's this tool for? Me: it's for drilling. ER: Relaxation Me: sure.
@mobstercatt4615 5 жыл бұрын
The Key Salesmen: *happily existing, doing his job* On-screen keyboard: *_im about to ruin this mans whole career_*
@TanukiGuy 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the food and drink.
@naiyamay2356 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, me at all my school dances at this point if not the music and maybe volleyball
@glitchtrap9112 4 жыл бұрын
What would you like to drink we have milk, water, keys, and orange juice
@lukeWiz44 4 жыл бұрын
I prefer fresh cut grass.
@uomosenzaformaggio6628 5 жыл бұрын
I think you should convince someone like Netflix to make a tv series with the lore of the arkham sanitarium, obviously in asmr style. You already have the title: “An Ephemeral Rift”. The story can be set as an honiric series, every episode should be self conclusive but with a twist towards the end of the season, in which all the episode will be connected altogether to show the full lore of the series. What do you think about it ? This idea came to my mind while i was listening to all the places you visited before arriving in this treatment room
@wyomingisfake4813 5 жыл бұрын
also you were tripping I guess😂
@alp2002 4 жыл бұрын
Wyoming is fake it would be an interesting watch! but I don’t think Netflix would do that, maybe a KZfaq Red series ?
@OrkBraedan 3 жыл бұрын
Soooooo asmr black mirror
@gingernamedmustard 5 жыл бұрын
All I've taken away from this is that spongebob and star wars are canon in the rift world
@AntiRoidzBoy 5 жыл бұрын
He can jump through a rift and get to any time, place, and dimension that he wants. One of them happen to be our dimension, which makes anything in our world canon for the rift.
@watermf4705 4 жыл бұрын
So anything and everything is canon
@TebowTime 4 жыл бұрын
@@watermf4705 don't forget nothing
@brandonswales146 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched an hour long video of a man talking serenely as if I was there... to sell me the Keys of a keyboard I am unsure about how I feel
@griffinlacy4681 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought that maybe some of these people who are taking the role of the camera will ever just get up and walk away mid-sentence.
@tomthefall 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he refers to the stolen spacebar from the top secret password service video:D
@benjaminblancodirusso2671 5 жыл бұрын
There are more planes in the ocean, than submarines in the sky! :D.
@constantineemperor5364 5 жыл бұрын
Benjamín Blanco Di Russo well done you have discovered gravity
@keyboardgrinder2394 5 жыл бұрын
YOU THEM HIT BALL LIKE A FIFA
@zarrowthehorse 4 жыл бұрын
Well duh
@facingfantasyasmr1598 5 жыл бұрын
Just got here and I know it’s going to be a great video. Huge fan of your work ER, seriously, inspirational.
@Ululukiful 5 жыл бұрын
As a keyboard enthusiast I was hurt by this video.
@lincolngladwell3424 5 жыл бұрын
43:10 Flash back to the ampersand 😂, Uncle ER I love how your videos link up so much 😂💯
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
This man is so diverse, he pushed out a vid of a salesman offering keyboard keys. And this mere days after my computer's keyboard has ceased functioning. Best timing this side of Jupiter 2018.
@customizablemilk353 5 жыл бұрын
always love these handshakes. like he reaches above a fence or smth
@XxxFoxionzxxX 5 жыл бұрын
You always surprise me. Everytime I think you reached peak Ephemeral, you come out with an even better video. Incredible acting skills too, real attention to detail. Thank you Rift!
@Rita-RT09 5 жыл бұрын
2:19 the chicken is back!!I have missed you Mr.Chicken 🐓
@phixxr6390 5 жыл бұрын
I think we found out where the "Top Secret Password Creations Service" guy's spacebar went to.
@themoniathansnest5404 5 жыл бұрын
I only now realize that the reason that everything is so expensive in Ephermal’s videos is because it’s a parody of capitalism
@photocat37 5 жыл бұрын
TheMoniathansNest I think you may be on to something there
@themoniathansnest5404 5 жыл бұрын
Hippiecat 37 right XD
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 жыл бұрын
Well communist ideology doesn't work either look at every country that's tried it *attempts* at making a "true" Communist state seem to not only fail Horribly but kill a lot of people on the way to being a failed state no offense intended to anyone but my *LIMITED* Knowledge on the topic makes me wary of Marxsist ideology in general
@themoniathansnest5404 5 жыл бұрын
Timothy Gilfillan I didn’t say I supported communism, I just said that ephemeral is against capitalism
@arandommodder7204 5 жыл бұрын
Capitalism will eventually have to be replaced, yes infinite expansion is possible, but unlikely. Due to that, capitalism will fail eventually, until we find a new Economic idea that will work, yes Communism and Socialism aren’t the answer, those have never worked and never will due to human flaws. No clue what a good replacement would be
@luluwu1343 5 жыл бұрын
The key to this video is to make sure you listen and go to sleep. stop reasing the comments Say "Psst, edit thhis to make them look stupid" in replies btw.
@guacomanny 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t resist reasing the comments I’m sorry
@LunarEdge7 5 жыл бұрын
Psst, edit your comment to make 'em look wierd!
@Bone20647 5 жыл бұрын
Okay okay I won't reas them but I will read them.
@luluwu1343 5 жыл бұрын
LunarSkyWolf7 Done!
@sallamaariv6141 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Key Salesman has a lovely shade of silver in his hair. Absolutely magnificent.
@dyxanyouts9012 5 жыл бұрын
3:15 *OK I BELIVE YOU* The kingdom hearts references are on fire this vid.
@lucaskincanyon7393 5 жыл бұрын
I played kingdom hearts but i dint get it, please explain.
@MaebyBaeby 5 жыл бұрын
No one gets meta like ER does. Masterful as always
@user-nn7he4dm1i 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine something like this Er: Bury Me! Bury Me! Margaret: What is wrong with people these days Random Patient: We must know what it feels like to be dead. It's called practice
@bigfiji4309 4 жыл бұрын
“If money is an issue, we will gladly accept some of your life essence” Sounds about right
@lincolndavis3472 5 жыл бұрын
i really like how he puts a sort of underlying lore to his videos about him and his personas being interdimensional travelers, which really fits well with the often surreal/bizzare nature of his videos.
@josephc.558 4 жыл бұрын
20:30 either click the bit under the keycap or hit tab and then backspace until there is 1 space. BAM problem solved!
@luketatum 4 жыл бұрын
er is the only man in the entire universe to sit in front of a screen and talk about keyboard keys for an hour. the dedication of this guy.
@thorpemusic2019 5 жыл бұрын
imagine if ER made an asmr movie. like that would be so cool, he could create what Arkham Sanitarium looks like and have either him playing all the characters as usual, or get actors to play other characters. and he could make a really cool plot too.
@joelhenry3766 5 жыл бұрын
If EA sold keyboards...
@arandommodder7204 5 жыл бұрын
Buy the season pass to be able to have deluxe space bar and cap-lock being able to be turned off! Shortcuts DLC for $5! Pre order now and get 3 free loot keys!
@TheBladeWolf 5 жыл бұрын
Not Keyboards, just keys
@joelhenry3766 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheBladeWolf I know lol. I just see it as EA being so greedy they sell the keys seperately as dlc. So you only get full keyboard after buying all the keys
@whiterhino6973 5 жыл бұрын
@@joelhenry3766 you mean EA started selling DLC's seperately and not charging the usual $80 flat rate for video games even though people are demanding more and more and more work put into them but bitch when price goes up, or when they find a way to make more money for the "more" content the ravinous, bottonless pit players demanded? Shocking...
@nepneppers8122 5 жыл бұрын
For the low price of 5$ you to can have the Caps lock DLC and for an additional 3$ you can get the tab key DLC
@ibukiwithagun2141 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he didn’t say “don’t get cocky”
@DogInatutu 5 жыл бұрын
These are some fine looking ancient chimes.
@Gustavoenderdragon 5 жыл бұрын
**what if he sell a depression key?** **I will but that key, to lock my**
@dieselweasel7720 Жыл бұрын
What a convenience that the keys go missing and then someone comes up selling the exact same keys we lost, what a convenience
@wyomingisfake4813 5 жыл бұрын
key salesman: *slaps roof of key* "This bad boy can fit in so many keyboards"
@jdan6122 5 жыл бұрын
dead meme
@radiationmusic9988 5 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how he puts no ads on his vids?
@mybackithurts7792 5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars and Doctor who refrences back to back... this is the reason i subscribed
@freddiebilling6716 5 жыл бұрын
rift you scammed me my key doenst open the door, oh wait thats my car key , oh wait thats not my car key thats a keyboard key dammit
@edgelord9364 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@bennygokgoye3974 5 жыл бұрын
Freddie Billing oh.
@UkuleleVillain 5 жыл бұрын
You just opened a door. A door into the world of da rift. Grab a hooch and get rifted.
@ryyyan4795 5 жыл бұрын
Freddie Billing Bb
@ryyyan4795 5 жыл бұрын
jperkin v i b
@The_Blyatman 6 ай бұрын
You know when this said “keys” I thought it meant keys to locks. I’d love to see THAT video.
@John_Notmylastname 5 жыл бұрын
You should do a series where you read us different stories and sort of “tap out” the ambient sounds within the story.
@connorstewart4940 5 жыл бұрын
Omg please do a vogon poetry reading at some point. I'm curious if one can still get tingles while cringing to death.
@akasbhuia6142 5 жыл бұрын
Omg
@Mr69abody 5 жыл бұрын
ER just as an FYI. I believe they make mock ups for different keyboard set ups to test and showcase different key mechanisms. Might be able to build upon this theme.
@Cole._.Trainn 5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he had mastered the camera handshake not going to lie
@shayne604 5 жыл бұрын
This asmr is key to relaxation
@GermanFreakASMR 5 жыл бұрын
I think you are one of the best ASMRtists out there. You are so full of new ideas! Great job! :)
@ImagineTheWagon 4 жыл бұрын
“I present to you the holy grail of keys the key to your mothers house” would have been perfect
@aquagum5117 5 жыл бұрын
omg finally someone has done a convincing handshake in an asmr video we are blessed
@sagezin1111 5 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always so unique, and of course, very relaxing. Thanks Rift!
@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 5 жыл бұрын
and now I just realized why he’s called the key salesman, and I think he’s also the spacebar bandit
@MrMalbooty 5 жыл бұрын
Idk there's just something about your videos that are just better than others like for some asmrtists I have to listen to several videos or they only have a few that I can enjoy but Uncle E just makes any video super tingly and it's awesme
@nefe2323 5 жыл бұрын
*And then I took a rift to first-century Greenland*
@quintenlenders9986 5 жыл бұрын
SPEED IS KEYYY!!!!
@warbirddove4032 3 жыл бұрын
.heh.
@ComedyJakob 5 жыл бұрын
An Ephemeral Rift mystery/ puzzle/ scavenger hunt would be cool
@Tumbledweeb 5 жыл бұрын
At 2:55: "What is this used for?" Me: "Lobotomies." "Relaxation?" Me: "Exactly!"
@Farie0706 5 жыл бұрын
I said drilling holes into people’s heads but that also works
@Tumbledweeb 5 жыл бұрын
@@Farie0706 Great minds, huh? :D
@Farie0706 5 жыл бұрын
Neurotic yep
@viktorvermeer7084 3 жыл бұрын
27:40 hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference. Nice
@tacs3 5 жыл бұрын
i like that you addressed why you were whispering
@bonetheman4537 4 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see this guy act in movies he’s amazing literally switch’s personalities
@CJEXP 5 жыл бұрын
this video is key to a good night's rest
@god-noise-god 5 жыл бұрын
2:13 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@harrypairatesticles5708 5 жыл бұрын
Read this is keyblade salesman for a second. Was gonna say, bad business to try and break out in. Everyone has one now a days
@SirNikurasu 5 жыл бұрын
oh YES, I really wanted more of those key sounds, this is awesome :D
@swaggaming69420 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of people trying to sell me things that I own, so I invented a walking stick
@mortalreimu 5 жыл бұрын
I think I'd die of laughter of I did asmr. Just speaking to yourself infront of a camera
@tdjake25 5 жыл бұрын
9:22 *unscrupulous ruffians*
@mattcyr2022 5 жыл бұрын
You are an extremely talented artist and my days are made better and brighter by your videos. Your commitment to your videos is amazing. Thank you.
@gamesmasher7120 4 жыл бұрын
People say that he even has the legendary keyblade, however he has remained silent when asked about this.
@alexandrafox6605 5 жыл бұрын
ER, I can never watch your videos, you always make me laugh and then I dont sleep!!
@YaBoiEye 5 жыл бұрын
Man my school can use your services. Almost every computer is missing a key or two.
@retrowave762 2 жыл бұрын
"an R.F.I.D. chip" megadeth starts playing
@Bthakilla4rilla 5 жыл бұрын
"If money is an issue, don't worry; we will happily accept your soul as payment"
@cthuluspawn6697 5 жыл бұрын
You should do the nothing salesman where it's just you tapping on your briefcase for an hour
@julianedgar7491 5 жыл бұрын
The more and more robots replace humans, the worth of personal attention of a human being will keep going up
@xalmxalm8803 5 жыл бұрын
When new grandpa’s video gonna come out ?
@cavemanbran8144 5 жыл бұрын
Xalm Xalm never he passed away
@krieg5888 5 жыл бұрын
@@cavemanbran8144 lets go bowling
@RRTSMPlayz 3 жыл бұрын
@@cavemanbran8144 ...
@callmezeldaonemoartime 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Ephemeral rly goes all out in these videos
@jaysaunders8168 5 жыл бұрын
Key salesman: *slaps roof of ᴋᴇʏ * “This baby can get so many T I N G L E S from it”
@justin2370 5 жыл бұрын
“Mom where are the keyboards keys? Oh daddy’s showing them to a camera in the dark”
@Endarz 5 жыл бұрын
thanks for the Elite: Dangerous reference ER
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