Why did I immediately think of a chaos Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart.

@@rossdavis6088 “Yo yo yo, it’s ya boy Tznoop Daug, comin’atchu with a special guest-“ _”Hello Dearies, I’m Marthag’spewm, Great Unclean one of the Grandfather”_ (Sounds of phlegmy giggling) “Yeah, we finna be cookin’ up some _fouuul_ shit today, y’all”

@@TheCorrodedManHaha! Absolute comedy right here of the grim-dark kind! 😂😅

And i thought it's a non chaos cosmic horror but i got disapointed

Until the shortly before Terminus Est I was sure it was Tzeentch with then Nurgle chiming in like "no you don't, motherfucker, let me show you"

I love the part where he says "It's Typhus time" and he Typhus'd all over the place.

Gave me chills, that did! But not as awesome as when the Inquisitor inquisited and became the true Warhammer! …40k. Which it was totally sublime it was. @@tonytrainwreck9316

@@tonytrainwreck9316 WWI in a nutshell.

@@mikeoxlong1395 Mustard? How bout mustard GAS?!?! 🤡

​@stingerjohnny9951 how many tickles toes it take for an octopus to laugh? TEN-TICKLES! 🤡

That wasn't a battlefield that was a playground

@@benmccormick4261 it was both, to those that suffered a battlefield, to the things that pulsed, puked, stank, boiled, and rotted with smiles it was just another garden of the grandfather.

How does someone fight him

Are you implying Typhus' hands are usually clean?

@@luka72468 extreme distance and long long long ranged weaponry.

I mean, in a universe where humanity is so low and therr are terrors so great they really have material

@yopoxikeweapescai9066 true but that makes it more impressive that they can come up with more terrifying material.

“Hey, brother?” “What?” “You want to work together for a change?” “... ...oh what the hell.”

Both tee and nurg "That's just it! Let's fuck it together"

Tzeentch: Hay brother Nurgle: ya? Tzeentch: do you wanna build a plague man?

Hey girl, I'm sure you don't need this called out, but if you're picture is accurate, black and female... 40K is such a predominantly white dude thing, and it takes guts and tenacity to be part of something you like when you stand out in a room... SO... I love you. Glad you're here. 40K is SO COOL. I declare that we are friends.

​@PaulJokiel Oh my god-emperor why would you embarrass yourself like this. Also way to push people away by focusing on their sex and race. Think they don't get enough of that shit as is? Seriously, man. Why. As you said, they didn't need that called out. All you did was come off like a bloody weirdo and a creep. Well done and points for honesty I suppose.

The emperor protects

@@diamondhamster4320 Very nice my guy but could you let us have our little in universe thing without trying to bring real world religion into it?

I think even if you die your soul gets torn apart in the warp by demons anyway

Or best case scenario is that it's directly converted into energy for the emperor himself, which kinda means you cease to be an entity either way.@@Keddeadkedemption

@@Keddeadkedemption If you aren’t extraordinarily strong willed your soul can’t maintain its cohesion in the warp long enough to be noticed by demons. If you’re just Trooper Jones you’re probably ok.

Which is why I never say those Taboo words in the same sentence

That's what happens when you ask "What could go wrong?" you get an answer.

"What could possibly go wrong" goes out on a date with "How could it possibly get worse?"

_Especially_ never ask that question in the 40K universe, because you _will_ find out.

"What could possibly go wrong?" "Yes."

they would but the hivemind knows that diseased planets aren’t to be touched

"it's free real estate"

Bruv you speak better English than half the people in this country. I live in England btw…..

@@ILoveBinBandits well thank you! I was worried about over repeating myself and using wrong vocab along with small grammar mistakes. Your compliment is seriously appreciated! :)

Thank you for this, this is like THE most important post on here and if true (absolutely seems like it) I'm thankful for you speaking out against them and I hope alot of others do in the future as well. I knew immediately after seeing their first (and then countless other) ad campaigns. Doesn't matter if you're Banks, Future, Some content streamer or Instagram influencer this company seems to have it's hands in everything and are running a massive advertising platform which to ME feels gross. It feels opportunistic, like they're far more concerned with acquiring brand ambassadors and spamming unsuspecting content viewers with their bullshit than actively helping anyone. I personally think schilling mental health treatment or relief over the f*cking internet is not only counter productive but potentially dangerous for people who actually need it especially if the motivations behind it are driven by monetary gain and capitalist interests over legitimate Healthcare. Trust that queasy, repulsed feeling I get every single time I see one of these indie content creator's getting goaded or bullshitted into promoting a product and serving as salesmen for these pieces of sh*t isn't unfounded and not without just cause. If anything it's going to work against them because I personally take note of all of these products and then consciously go out of my way not to f*cking buy them or participate whatsoever.

a true servant of the Emperor protecting us from the Schemes of Choas!

Thanks. Since ive seen a lot of betterhelp ads recently I thought everyone forgot they are scum.

“Kill it with fire!”

Thats why it’s one of the weapons that the Adepta Sororitas call the “Holy Trinity” 😉🥰👌🤘

Your videos are perfect i watch 4 or 5 every weekend and there just so much fun to just relax too. Thank you for spending the time to make these.

It would be hilarious if they developed a bleach based weapon for nurgle purging

:Equips Argenta with a heavy flamer:

Thought that when they first shot the civilians. Then until the end was convinced that they'd wake up in the first infection room and run to the guards blathering about horrors then see their eyes flash and they have the same 1 second hallucination or something.

Revel in Power Dominique, he's chaining sandpaper cigarettes with the emperor

"Look out Fyodor, we're in the Warp! Better clench your butthole so no heresy gets in!"

​​@@MachineMan-mj4gj be QUIET DOMINIC

Hey Fyodor theres a bunch of oiled up naked guys around us! And it's making me moist...

Dominic was such a chad, we lost a real one that day

Well the beauty of it was that hope and bravery are truly in little supply on an Imperium planet. Only the bravest would be able to resist this horror.

Eldritch Plague: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH-UH"?!

Necromundans have probably had this disease for centuries but are so out of fucks they die in gang fights or industrial accidents long before it incubates.

I'm rather astounded by the sheer pettiness of Typhus here. That bastard condemned an entire world to a death that is far more gruesome than even Exterminatus, while ultimately achieving pretty much the same, just to break the will of one single Inquisitor. And why? Because she had the gall to use one of his creations without his permission. And here I thought Gregor Clegane had been petty when he burned his brother.

@@WaaaghbossOrkamungus His whole purpose in life is to spread the entropy of Nurgle. He would do this to any world, he just picked this one inparticular because of the slight against him.

Dust, change, and randomness are all Tzeentchs hallmarks, it made it feel really off when she wasn't involved at all

I also thought this was Tzeentchian in origin too at first

we need more Tzeentch stories like that- with all the mutation and mind bending magic they have they could pull off more stuff like this

@@lazydog6642nurgle x Tzzentch collab

Not to mention they also have some of the highest numbers out of all space marine legions

I mean it wouldn't work on a loyal planet

​@herbertmeier9695Tyranids are fearless And that is why this plague wouldn't work on space marines either

It's supposed to have really perplexed Nurgle in the past. He dislikes fighting them because of their hivemind-biology capabilities which allows them to access the genes necessary to counter any virus their kind has consumed in the past and in this case the same occurred. Over the course of eons of time and who knows how large in number they could have come from another galaxy entirely and whatever viruses and sickness from all of that biomass. They had all they needed to counter Nurgle and he had to rely on other things to counter the threat. (I said perplexed because Nurgle has some sick shit up his sleaves too) @herbertmeier9695

​@herbertmeier9695 I mean, Typhus himself said it here, this specific disease spread through horror, through fear. The tyranids do not feel such things, as such they are simply immune to this one. If you mean more general magic fuckery, the tyranids make warp stuff not work so good by there mere presence, while the shadow I the word may not render complete immunity, or make warp stuff go bye bye with it alone, I can see plenty of ways that alone would be enough to if not win/wipe out its source, then atleast get away. Its not full proof, but the tyranids seem more equipped to deal with this then humanity does.

That was before they’ve actually changed for the better. They shouldn’t replace your psychiatrist and therapist if you can afford it but for people who can’t it’s not bad at all I’ve heard. I have really good insurance but my friend told me it’s helped him.

KZfaqrs dont give shit they just want money

​@@purpleranger5987 They're still a scam dude.

Yikes 😬

Bro keep up the amazing work, stay sober and be the best you can be👊👊

@@azkrouzreimertz9784 thank you for your kindness

​@@rickeyheard4454Yikes this yikes that, what if you yiked my ass for a change? Make sure to thrust deeper to feel a bit of pleasure in that boring life if yours

Bravo bud 👏

Warhammer fans that aren't single sweaty dudes??? Heresy.

@@ajackass5950my wife and i enjoy him too

@@ajackass5950 Must be the work of Slaanesh!

@@ajackass5950 I feel like, you’re only saying this out of the blue because you’re literally is one 😂😂

@@SordidusFellatio pass the amasec before I take it from you drunky

They're not meant to be good, the only purpose they serve is getting hit instead of someone important.

Little plague boiz go eeerrrrrr

She's a new plague carrier 😂

Quite the coin flip, ain't it?

Hey @weshammer, someone is using your name to try and scam people again!

GDSH FTW!

I'm dead 😂😂💀

@@weshammer I’m sure you’ve seen TTS right? And the 40K series quotes too? I can’t unhear the TTS voices for so many characters

“I am here, to spread the GLOORY OF THE GRANDFATHER, to all you fine imperials. Tell me, do you know what a “clee-TORIS” is?”

Dude forget about "right order", there's none. You should start on softer novels like Yarric's or Eisenhorn's. Then, from there, go absolutely nuts with the wind reading about whatever factions fancy you. You could also go for the most réad or best reviewed ones. I, sincerely, prefer "short" lore videos around the half an hour mark. I got hooked by the "By Slaanesh, nice" meme and I consider myself a lore master already