THE LAST JEDI Rant

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The Rageaholic

6 жыл бұрын

The rant is strong with this one.

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@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 6 жыл бұрын
"You will BEG for George Lucas before the end". So true. So damned true.
@clayclaymore8997
@clayclaymore8997 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the same guy who gave us the prequels. Fuck no! These new movies are great!
@JaelaOrdo
@JaelaOrdo 4 жыл бұрын
Clay Claymore are you serious? The new movies are awful
@stormbringer2840
@stormbringer2840 4 жыл бұрын
@@clayclaymore8997 the prequel are objectively better than the sequels . The same way 5 is more than 0 .
@TheMadness1095
@TheMadness1095 4 жыл бұрын
@@clayclaymore8997 You are either : 1. A Disney fan (The word fan is an abrivation of fanatic. That naturally mean he will defend every product from Disney and the company itself) 2. A Nu Star Wars fan (same as 1 but with the Star Wars product from Disney) 3. Someone with shit taste 4. A leftist that should be deported to Venezuela or China 5. A troll I would've added someone with extremely low standard, but you don't like the prequels. Which are objectively better than the sequels in every possible way.
@quarreneverett4767
@quarreneverett4767 4 жыл бұрын
@@clayclaymore8997 on the bright side the prequals we got werent the prequals we were supposed to get. George changed ir based on the fans and he wasnt getting proper feed back and resistance from his production crew
@wizelmaus6046
@wizelmaus6046 6 жыл бұрын
"B-But it's subversive!" Yeah I guess it is. My positive expectations were quite subverted.
@theguybehindyou4762
@theguybehindyou4762 6 жыл бұрын
B-But the cast is SOOOOOOO diverse!!!1! :O
@alexandresobreiramartins9461
@alexandresobreiramartins9461 6 жыл бұрын
Especially the bad guys, who are sooooo white!
@AximandTheCursed
@AximandTheCursed 5 жыл бұрын
To be completely fair, they subverted a lot of things. Quality of story, characters, fight scenes... credibility. Value for money. Just to name the most egregious casualties.
@JaxMerrick
@JaxMerrick 5 жыл бұрын
@@theguybehindyou4762 So was the crowd of people that were horrifically disappointed in the film.
@theguybehindyou4762
@theguybehindyou4762 5 жыл бұрын
@@JaxMerrick Was being sarcastic. ;) Fuck the sequels, and fuck disney!
@h347h
@h347h 6 жыл бұрын
Luke's vanishing was just like my love for Star Wars.
@tylerkilgus8835
@tylerkilgus8835 6 жыл бұрын
yup
@MajinBradPrime2
@MajinBradPrime2 6 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend delving into the old eu books. Heir to the empire, the Jedi academy trilogy, Darth Plageuis. So much good
@theguybehindyou4762
@theguybehindyou4762 5 жыл бұрын
Luke didn’t die, he quit the trilogy.
@iamhungey12345
@iamhungey12345 5 жыл бұрын
Luke: I don't feel so good...
@curtiskretzer8898
@curtiskretzer8898 3 жыл бұрын
I went off cliff w/the litesaber.
@jadenmilne833
@jadenmilne833 6 жыл бұрын
At least the prequels were original
@MrDevious88
@MrDevious88 6 жыл бұрын
They just needed a good script doctor. Lucas can come up with some decent ideas but desperately needs collaborators to separate the wheat from the chaff.
@geoffreyharris5682
@geoffreyharris5682 6 жыл бұрын
like his wife who had the DS go after the Y4 base
@kyle857
@kyle857 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDevious88 I agree. What we got was kind of shit but there was potential.
@stlchucko
@stlchucko 5 жыл бұрын
Lucas is an awesome world builder, but when it comes to love story dialogue, he rivals Twilight.
@sadface7457
@sadface7457 4 жыл бұрын
What a summary of the prequels exsist are remarkably coherent as compared to the sequel trilogy, because there was a structured plot.
@TheAndreos285
@TheAndreos285 6 жыл бұрын
Luke never did get those power converters...
@alirico5343
@alirico5343 6 жыл бұрын
Superlad72 he was excited for that
@kevinal
@kevinal 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure at some point Disney will deliver a stand alone movie of the adventurers of a young Luke Skywalker set out on his quest for those power converters.
@bearling477
@bearling477 6 жыл бұрын
fucking lol
@jq747
@jq747 6 жыл бұрын
That's because his chores weren't done
@anthonycasella3072
@anthonycasella3072 6 жыл бұрын
Superlad72 Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hilarious.
@Runicen
@Runicen 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else feeling some pangs of sympathy for Mark Hamill? The guy seems to have an entire head canon written for Luke Skywalker and was contractually obligated to crap all over it. Now, contrast this with (and I love the man, but come on) Harrison "Sure, I'll reprise an old character, but only if I can wear my favorite t-shirt" Ford who seems to be counting down the seconds to lunch in his head in most of his scenes in The Force Awakens...
@thegawain9730
@thegawain9730 6 жыл бұрын
Lol I agree. Unlike bladerunner, however, Harrison lucked out in this franchise since they killed his character off before he could turn into an unlikable dick who betrays the character development he went through in the original trilogy. Poor, poor Mark. He certainly gave the role his all, even though they just tossed him away in the end.
@afrosheenix
@afrosheenix 6 жыл бұрын
The Gawain he's the wrong age, the wrong color and the wrong sex for the direction star wars is taking. Notice how all the old people are dead and gone now? They know their milk drinking millennial audience hates the boomer generation for taking all their gibs. Why else would Han Solo, a macho man, get raped so horribly in the first film? Because muh patriarchy.
@removefromme
@removefromme 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Solo was supposed to do in Return of The Jedi. He came back so his character can killed off.
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 6 жыл бұрын
Harrison doesn't care. He was in Crystal Skull.
@Blakobness
@Blakobness 6 жыл бұрын
sj conker, sorry to burst your bubble, but that's what Han Solo had been always, period. He was a smuggler running from debt, the only time he ever faced his problems was when he fell in love with Leia and she wrangled him into the rebellion. The whole buildup for Han in the old movies was to make him act against character and fight for the rebellion, so if anything Force Awakens is a return to character.
@daCAT-100mil-Baby
@daCAT-100mil-Baby 6 жыл бұрын
"the only qualification to be a Jedi now is round face and a vagina" I think that could be my favourite quote for 2018. Cheers from Norway
@communismsucks5062
@communismsucks5062 4 жыл бұрын
When are you gonna uncuck yourselves and rise up against the commies in office and the 3rd world?! You guys were fucking Vikings for Odins sake!
@hyperlanceitex6149
@hyperlanceitex6149 4 жыл бұрын
"an increasingly round face, might I add, Ray, sweetie what are they paying you in, calzones and cookie dough?"🤣
@tristanmeerdink193
@tristanmeerdink193 Жыл бұрын
This video aged like a fine wine.
@cursedreality8615
@cursedreality8615 7 ай бұрын
🍷🍷🍷
@encryptedwolf7623
@encryptedwolf7623 6 жыл бұрын
Poor Mark Hamill. I don't blame him at all.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 6 жыл бұрын
Encrypted Ronin I don't either; I would've burned the scripts given to me, and I would've told the director to fuck off 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿...
@brightgarinson3099
@brightgarinson3099 5 жыл бұрын
He's a shitlib.
@brightgarinson3099
@brightgarinson3099 5 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Crown I was disappointed too.
@spartansquid5931
@spartansquid5931 5 жыл бұрын
@@brightgarinson3099 Now now, not all of us Democrats are dumb, egotistical, oversensitive SJW's. A few of us are well educated in politics and prefer racist humor and can't understand for the life of us why people think calling a black person black is now considered "racist"
@brightgarinson3099
@brightgarinson3099 5 жыл бұрын
@@spartansquid5931 I said shitlib, not democrat. Although dems and cuckservatives suck too.
@iam16bits
@iam16bits 6 жыл бұрын
I take back every bad thing I said about Phantom Menace.
@Outlaw8908
@Outlaw8908 6 жыл бұрын
iam16bits I won’t go that far, but I will take George Back.
@notthechosenjuan2413
@notthechosenjuan2413 6 жыл бұрын
I still miss Darth Maul
@MinusSeeker
@MinusSeeker 6 жыл бұрын
George created one film of the original trilogy stop making this hack a idol
@Smoreexplore64
@Smoreexplore64 6 жыл бұрын
Saul TradeMark.....well someone's been huffing Mr. Plinkett's farts.
@MinusSeeker
@MinusSeeker 6 жыл бұрын
so you like the jar jar menace, attack of the bowel movement and revenge of the shit?
@arte0021
@arte0021 6 жыл бұрын
imagine if Disney bought Lord of the Rings. first they are gonna scratch the Silmarillion and what Tolkien said happened to the characters after LOTR and declare it all non canon in favor of a new story. in this story one of the orcs somehow got Sauron`s power and became the third... sorry the second(since Morgoth is non canon now) Dark Lord called Mauron. he creates his own ring which also gets stolen and a very strong female hobbit eventually comes across it and has to take it to Mount Doom.she also has a black elf and a latino dwarf helping her. Sam, Merry and Pippin are all cynical old men who think there is no point in fighting the bad guy and all is lost. the protagonists later find out that Rohan has been completely wiped out and Gondor is very weak. Aragorn gets killed by a random orc mid battle and his much stronger daughter becomes queen of Gondor and makes Gondor instantly more strong. the lead female hobbit has absolutely no problem with the ring and carries it off into Mount Doom and easily destroys Mauron. Legolas would not even get a mention and Gimli would appear as an extra with 2 lines of dialogue and be declared dead offscreen later. TROS update: Mauron is killed in the second movie, but in the third movie it turns out that Sauron is still alive and Mauron has been his pawn all along. Our female protagonist is granted super magic powers by Eru Illuvatar himself(who does exist, cause Disney pull alot of stuff from the EU) In the end she defeats Sauron in a magic battle. She also has a love affair with an orc who turned good. Also Legolas appears out of nowhere.
@flagovhate
@flagovhate 6 жыл бұрын
Please..... Stop....
@nohints
@nohints 6 жыл бұрын
Disney buying LOTR is literally my worse nightmare.
@eyesofthewolf101
@eyesofthewolf101 5 жыл бұрын
@Spit Dragon you say fanfiction buuuutttt...
@duvl73
@duvl73 5 жыл бұрын
arte0021 lmao “Mauron”. Brilliant haha
@yochaiwyss3843
@yochaiwyss3843 5 жыл бұрын
"...his much stronger daughter becomes queen of Gondor and makes Gondor instantly more strong." Good God that sentence is grammatically and logically horrible. Looks just like Disney would have written it.
@1977Yakko
@1977Yakko 6 жыл бұрын
I was worried when Disney bought this franchise. I guess I should've been terrified instead.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWER OF THE WOKESIDE!!!!
@bandinamerica3035
@bandinamerica3035 2 жыл бұрын
@@brianjohnson5272 beat me to it. Disney has gone full sith.
@hideofreakingkojima5457
@hideofreakingkojima5457 Жыл бұрын
Daneil Kunkle 2012: I'm not afraid! Daneil Kunkle 2018: You will be, you will be!
@1977Yakko
@1977Yakko Жыл бұрын
@@hideofreakingkojima5457 LOL!!! I totally heard that in Yoda's voice! Thanks for the laugh.
@primuschill
@primuschill 6 жыл бұрын
Phantom Menace looking pretty good right about now.
@dreadpirateroberts7647
@dreadpirateroberts7647 6 жыл бұрын
I pine for the days when Jar Jar was the worst we had to endure.
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 5 жыл бұрын
@@dreadpirateroberts7647 At least Jar Jar was just a comical relief character we are meant to laugh at
@olivermoran9319
@olivermoran9319 5 жыл бұрын
Phantom Menace and the PT in general actually tried to do new things and gave the SW universe an immense scope to be explored. The new trilogy is just the Empire vs Rebellion all over again
@spartansquid5931
@spartansquid5931 5 жыл бұрын
@@TimeBomb014X Well... I guess you laugh at the sequel characters................. just not in a good way.
@peacemaker63604
@peacemaker63604 5 жыл бұрын
I agree Phantom Menace expanded the lore, had a damn good lightsaber battle, and had actual fights not just awkward flailing of lightsabers with meaningful impactful characters no Mary Sue's diversity quotas or useless side plots that go nowhere and contribute nothing.
@jarradchapman4271
@jarradchapman4271 2 жыл бұрын
The chair-spinning and bird flipping has never been more relevant. Timeless. Needs to be in GIF form for reactions.
@nono9543
@nono9543 6 жыл бұрын
And once again Moviebob was defending Disney's choice again
@Gotz_the_iron_hand
@Gotz_the_iron_hand 6 жыл бұрын
That irrelevant progressive hack couldn't common sense his way out of a box made of air.
@MacSmithVideo
@MacSmithVideo 6 жыл бұрын
your beloved favorite characters, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
I need a drink. And a dark corner to crawl up and cry in.
@rhysforestlord
@rhysforestlord 6 жыл бұрын
the 60s and 70s in one paragraph
@MacSmithVideo
@MacSmithVideo 6 жыл бұрын
now stretch that to... what... 75-80 years? and add a whole lot of nazi superweapons.
@damnedlegionaire
@damnedlegionaire 6 жыл бұрын
Get me a hole and the strongest booze you can find.
@LevantineR1
@LevantineR1 6 жыл бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, Luke and Han never stopped swapping bongs and bitches on Endor. Never gonna watch these Disney films to be corrected on the matter, either.
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 6 жыл бұрын
Diversity hires: the last good actors
@Revan619
@Revan619 6 жыл бұрын
The Great Azal who needs a good film when your franchise is "progressive".
@1000g2g3g4g800999
@1000g2g3g4g800999 6 жыл бұрын
As far as acting goes, this might have actually had the best performances across the cast of any Star Wars film. And it's still the worst theatrical release.
@mad4song01
@mad4song01 6 жыл бұрын
"The Last Good Actors..." except Daisy Ridley. Not a single film I've seen her in thus far shows that she has even at least semi-decent acting talent. Not in Murder on the Orient Express, not in T.F.A, and certainly not here.
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 6 жыл бұрын
mad4song01 no I mean the've gotten rid of the last of the good actors with mark and fisher
@mad4song01
@mad4song01 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see. Makes a lot more sense now.
@trustno173
@trustno173 6 жыл бұрын
That Leia scene was so damn stupid, I could have done it better: Leia senses the torpedoes coming and shouts for everyone to get off the bridge immediately, but the guards get her to the door first and Ackbar tries to raise the shields to maximum setting but it’s too late, and the bridge explodes. Leia is far enough away from the blast and close enough to the door that she can Force Pull herself to the door and use the Force to close it, but watches helplessly as Ackbar and other people that trusted and served her die horribly, and she passes out. Did you know that a lightsaber duel in outer space between Grievous and Plo Koon, two characters that can (briefly) withstand the vacuum got cut from The Clone Wars cartoon? George Lucas demanded they rewrite the episode because he felt that was going too far. Let that sink in. Lucas made sure a Star Wars cartoon was more believable than these new main saga Disney movies. Also, say what you will about Lucas, but at least he realized killing Maul was a mistake and brought him back in TCW. Snoke is just... there are no words to describe what a huge misstep it was. I mean, killing him off? Fine, absolutely, but tell us who he is and what's his deal or where he was during the events of the original saga? Possibly the biggest wasted opportunity in the history of the franchise. I understand that not everyone needs a backstory, I'm not asking for that, but when you set up such a mysterious character who is the sole reason your main villain turned to the dark side, you NEED to do something, like with Palpatine we figure out everything we need to know quite brilliantly in the Opera House scene without being told directly that he was Plagueis' apprentice, and since RotJ was always Episode VI, we knew there'd be prequels to flesh Palpatine out, but we have no such guarantees with Snoke. That's why this was a bad move, it's such wasted potential, why try to make sense or be interesting when you can show you just don't give a shit? I mean, the whole film essentially renders him pointless, as the only real point he really serves is to give the contrived connection between Rey and Kylo, which would have made way more sense if they were both Luke's students, giving them a bond and a reason as to why Rey is powerful in the Force. Speaking of Luke, if Mark Hamill himself told me that he fundamentally disagreed with everything I was doing with Luke Skywalker, a decades old pop culture icon, I'd throw everything out and start over, but given how this movie clearly only went through like one or two drafts at the most, it's kinda clear Rian Johnson's arrogance was mistaken for talent.
@shack8110
@shack8110 5 жыл бұрын
Snoke in the Farce awakens was the only part that was mildly interesting about that shitfest. Kylo Ren kills Han Solo? Yawn. Han and Leia had twins before Ben Solo in the universe I remember.
@heatherphillips5983
@heatherphillips5983 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, except anything that came before these new movies, is pointless. The EU is discarded, and palpatine is still alive. So Anakin's redemption, didn't do shit, A palpatine wins in the end, then has the goddamn nerve to start saying she's a skywalker. Fuck this new trilogy with a rusty railroad spike.
@leonrobinson8180
@leonrobinson8180 3 жыл бұрын
@MGTOW Forever? More like "Incel Forever". YELLING AND SWEARING...doesn't add weight to your argument.
@johndoe-hr6vp
@johndoe-hr6vp 6 жыл бұрын
You were right, I want George Lucas back.
@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 6 жыл бұрын
john doe- Man I miss Lucas Era Star Wars.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 жыл бұрын
Spit Dragon the prequels and the original trilogy were better Star Wars movies than the Disney movies because the only Star Wars movies that were as bad as the Disney movies were the spinoff movies.
@stormbringer2840
@stormbringer2840 4 жыл бұрын
@Spit Dragon What was so bad about the prequels ? Or more precisely what problem were there in the prequels that were not already there for in the OT ?
@stormbringer2840
@stormbringer2840 4 жыл бұрын
​@Spit Dragon "It became less about the sci-fi and mysticism and more about robots and beam swords." Beam sword are literally what made star wars famous to begin with , as for Sci-fi and mysticism , the two very elements that represented that ( the midichlorians and the prophecy ) were considered as the worst thing about them . "The Story suffered to the point where Clever Jokes were replaced with Jarjar stepping in Shit. ("Bantha poodoo") - I couldn't imagine a more perfect comparison... " Come on there were two shit joke in the entire prequel trilogy and only in the first movie . And although I agree that there was not a lot of good comedy in episode 1 , it got better in episode 2 and way better in the first half of episode 3 ( humor is really not relevant in the second half ) "As for the Disney "Attempts" so far? I'm glad they are at least about the characters rather than the pointless politics." Are you kidding ? The character in the sequels are so hollow , bland or utterly stupid that they have to continually resort to shit writing in order to try and give them some meaning ( and they still fail ) . The only character that have development that is not too butchered ( and we know it will be butchered later ) is kylo ren , this is telling of how much the rest suck for this guy to be the most developed character . "Did I give a fuck about ... Any other planet besides Naboo for the prequels? No. Cool ship, M'lady with the sexy red lipstick thing... Highlight of all 3 films, even then, fucked up her story and put her in ugly clothes, shit "Love story" - Weak Woman Character. - It's like how Pan has never gone Super Saiyan. She's a descendant of Goku ffs. WHY IS SHE JUST CRYING AND COMPLAINING?! TRANSFORM ALREADY!" Hum dude she is a warrior for the two first movie ,( I mean literally she is leading assault troop ) and in the third she is pregnant so off course she will not be on the battlefield , yet she is the only one that understood the implication of palpation's rise to power . She isn't weak by any mean ( her death could've been handled better tho) .Or are you salty that she didn't have force powers ? If the prequels did one thing right it is to show that non force users are not useless by any mean ( jango standing toe to toe with obi wan who was one of the best jedi ever ) who was the hero in the prequels ? in the whole trilogy , anakin , obi wan and padme . in Episode one Qui gon and Padme , in episode two Anakin , padme and obi wan and same for the three . SO right now what I get from your rant is that , you don't like the prequels because ...you don't like the prequels . You criticize the jokes that occurred just two time ( and not in important moments ). you criticize the politics that were necessary to show the genius of palpatine ( a character that was strongly enhanced by the prequels ) You criticize anakin for ...being human and relatable . What you would've wanted him to be all powerful , invincible and OP ? No that is only for rey . And apparently you melt star wars toys ...well good for you
@stormbringer2840
@stormbringer2840 4 жыл бұрын
@Spit Dragon No what is that ?
@1979RayDay
@1979RayDay 6 жыл бұрын
Skeletor has more character depth than most Hollywood films today.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
Funny you should mention Skeletor, Mark Hamill played him in she man and the lesbians of the whoreverse and got this treatment TWICE!!
@tribacioustee2846
@tribacioustee2846 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, George. I understand now.
@forestmanification
@forestmanification 6 жыл бұрын
Jar Jar was holding everything together, you didn't listen.
@Zelousmarineinspace
@Zelousmarineinspace 6 жыл бұрын
I miss the Clone wars.
@scottski02
@scottski02 6 жыл бұрын
We all do. It's such a shame Rebels couldn't reach the same level of quality.
@blackadder5517
@blackadder5517 6 жыл бұрын
Zelousmarineinspace We all do.
@markhayes3523
@markhayes3523 6 жыл бұрын
Zelousmarineinspace i liked it untill they turned mandalorians into aleranians for some retarted reason
@scottski02
@scottski02 6 жыл бұрын
+Mark Hayes They didn't turn all the Mandalorians into pacifists; that was just the policy of the leading government at the time. The fact that the policies were completely abandoned once Satine died tells me pretty well that it probably wasn't even a very popular one to begin with.
@markhayes3523
@markhayes3523 6 жыл бұрын
scottski02 i still hate it and satine like why dose she exist if they want a love intrest for kenobi siri tachi already exists use her
@HBon111
@HBon111 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite rants. I watch it occasionally just to bask in the loquacity.
@darthdragonborn1552
@darthdragonborn1552 3 жыл бұрын
Darth CGious and Latino Calrissian are still funny as shit
@shawnm1902
@shawnm1902 6 жыл бұрын
Lt. Tumbler? I thought she was vice admiral gender studies. Also, need to do that dance with Styx when you finally meet.
@Runicen
@Runicen 6 жыл бұрын
That was before the promotion.
@nocaptainmatt3771
@nocaptainmatt3771 6 жыл бұрын
I knew it was gonna be bullshit as soon as I saw that purple hair, my instincts were correct
@Runicen
@Runicen 6 жыл бұрын
Hey! A properly functioning and inclusive space navy comes equipped to facilitate all hair shades and styles the enlisted may or may not identify with that afternoon. That's just good strategy. It's in one of the later chapters of The Art of War.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
She was the very spitting image of military bearing and authority, with her pastel-colored hair, lack of regulation uniform, and irrational refusal to share essential details of a crucial and dangerous operation with her immediate subordinate officers.
@Runicen
@Runicen 6 жыл бұрын
I wanted to make a Patton reference, but then I got the mental image of George C. Scott with pastel hair and lost my mind...
@brianbecker1391
@brianbecker1391 6 жыл бұрын
Razor's retribution was swift and merciless, just the way I like it.
@norddorian5791
@norddorian5791 11 ай бұрын
This aged like a fine wine star wars is dead
@Nukarot
@Nukarot 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry George... I can't believe I fell for the Plinkett meme.
@jq747
@jq747 6 жыл бұрын
No one will remember the sequels, except for how much rage they generated from shitting all over the Star Wars universe. Rip on the prequels all you want, but after 15+ years guess what, everyone still remembers them, the storylines and the characters. In 15 years time, what will anyone remember of the sequels? Kylo Ren's shirtless scene will live on in memes, and that fucking ball-shaped R2 droid. That's it.
@brucewayne1662
@brucewayne1662 6 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but prequel lines of dialogue have actually become memes and entered our public lexiocon - maybe not as much as the originals, but it is still there. Wont be happening with these sequels.
@Tanninen93
@Tanninen93 6 жыл бұрын
Amen to that. Prequels have their place in Star Wars but the sequels are just fucking forgettable.
@geoffreyharris5682
@geoffreyharris5682 6 жыл бұрын
They are worth than forgettable, they are disgusting, insulting, degrading, destructive nonsense.
@cretansuperbos2121
@cretansuperbos2121 6 жыл бұрын
Bad as the prequels were, the people who made them LOVED Star Wars. Nobody can honestly make that claim about the people running it now.
@extraordinarilybasic3250
@extraordinarilybasic3250 5 жыл бұрын
I think what most will remember from the cookie cutter Disney Wars will just be their graphics.
@TheMaestroMizerous
@TheMaestroMizerous 6 жыл бұрын
The Jedi must end...except for Rey because she's super special!
@shawnm1902
@shawnm1902 6 жыл бұрын
Maestro It's not the force anymore, it's the power of Vaj.
@nocaptainmatt3771
@nocaptainmatt3771 6 жыл бұрын
I prefer the power of the shwartz!!!
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently, we've been wrong all along, and it's actually really fucking easy to become a Jedi!
@Captain-Palsy
@Captain-Palsy 6 жыл бұрын
Maestro May The Vaj be with you 😂
@johnmcternan4157
@johnmcternan4157 6 жыл бұрын
Its a joke, The lightsabers are like hand gyroscopes and are supposed to be heavy and unwieldy, but there Rey is just twaddling it about in her fingers like a baton, whereas Han Solo picked the saber and sliced the tan taun awkwardly as fuck because he had no notion what he was doing. They're supposed to be dangerous HOT PLASMA SWORDS and something you fear yourself using. All gone now..
@misterprickly
@misterprickly 6 жыл бұрын
Mel Brooks called it with "Spaceballs"! He said it's all about the merchandising and he was *RIGHT!* He doesn't need to make "Spaceballs 2: the search for more money" because Disney has already made those films!
@DD2225
@DD2225 6 жыл бұрын
The merchandising in the film was a joke because George Lucas gave his OK to let them do Spaceballs but one of his conditions was that they were not to sell any merchandise based on the film. I wouldn't have mind eating some Spaceballs the cereal when I was a child when the film released.
@misterprickly
@misterprickly 6 жыл бұрын
Ya, I know. Mind you it didn't stop them from making a Spaceballs animated series.
@ralphgoodman4670
@ralphgoodman4670 6 жыл бұрын
Misterprickly *Mel Brooks called it with "Spaceballs"!* What, that when someone else makes a Star Wars movie, it totally sucks ass? Yep, he sure beat Disney to the punch; TLJ was just as shitty as Mel's flick. What else do you expect, with a title that previously ended with the words "Airbender" and "Samurai"? "The Last" ANYTHING, clearly means NO SEQUELS... and I'd LOL if there were no Episode IX because of this Black Hole that should be called "The Wrath of Binks."
@joeparagon
@joeparagon 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Rian Johnson would even know what "The Hero With a Thousand Faces" is? I mean, there's a scene where Rey walks into a mysterious cave to "find herself" and absolutely nothing happens. Ben Solo commits patricide in the last film, which should send him on a journey of redemption, but it doesn't seem to affect him at all. Finn gets his spine slashed open in the last film and it doesn't seem to bother him one bit. Luke is portrayed as a weirdo-hermit, instead of a man seeking answers and training to one day return to the fold and right his perceived wrongs. The list goes on and on. This is just bad writing for any film, really.
@Omegeddon
@Omegeddon 5 жыл бұрын
Every time the movie set something exciting up it fails to deliver and shits itself before it gets anywhere
@harry426
@harry426 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, by the way, Ryan Johnson confirmed that the scene where Rey "finds herself" has not actual significance. He just liked the visuals.
@Omegeddon
@Omegeddon 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell
@tsopmocful1958
@tsopmocful1958 5 жыл бұрын
@@harry426 I thought that she may be a clone, which could be interesting. But then I remembered that it is Disney, and would avoid interesting like the plague.
@julioacceus253
@julioacceus253 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently, he did read the author's work. Campbell right? Yeah according to a youtuber I spoke with, he actually has read his work, but I can't say which.
@jarrollin
@jarrollin 6 жыл бұрын
"If that head gets any more spherical, we're going to have to do a death star run on your dome in the third fucking film!"
@ElektraHart
@ElektraHart 6 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the look on Mark's face when he received the news that his character was going to be nothing more than Unabomber Yoda.
@DLJohnsonHonourofKings
@DLJohnsonHonourofKings 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think he knew. Look at his face after the premier. He looks like he was shocked and could kill Johnson. Disney made him backtrack his views to help cool down the shitstorm they created among fans.
@MrThomasHart
@MrThomasHart 6 жыл бұрын
.. and then Disney's lawyers called up Mark Hammill and pointed out the clause Marvel Comics also has that he is "contractually obligated to never badmouth", and lo! Suddenly he said, "this is the greatest shit, ever" Lawyers. The Real Empire.
@halburd1
@halburd1 6 жыл бұрын
emphases on the word SHIT
@masterbison8957
@masterbison8957 6 жыл бұрын
In the words of Darth Vader: "You were right..."
@2dthoughts
@2dthoughts 3 жыл бұрын
Lol “It’s the longest one”
@captainrusty4504
@captainrusty4504 6 жыл бұрын
It's really something when Mark Hamill, just a hell of a guy who loves his work, can't say anything nice about your movie.
@owainwilliams5761
@owainwilliams5761 6 жыл бұрын
Captain Rusty which he went back on
@TheForsakenEagle
@TheForsakenEagle 6 жыл бұрын
Because he had to.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
The Alec Guinness of modern star wars.
@thatlittlevoice6354
@thatlittlevoice6354 Жыл бұрын
Yup, hell of a guy.
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 6 жыл бұрын
*Episode IX:* The Resistance ventures to the faraway planet of "Earth" in search of the Feminist Ghostbusters to forge an alliance to deal with the looming threat of Force Ghost Snoke.
@ShadowChozo
@ShadowChozo 6 жыл бұрын
mariokarter13 You are overestimating the ability of JJ Abrams to write an ending.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowChozo your right!
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
Yours is better.
@cacahue
@cacahue 6 жыл бұрын
And now we know why Tolkien specifically forbided his family giving TLOTR rights under no circunstance to Disney.
@skuterixas91
@skuterixas91 6 жыл бұрын
i think i pissed myself at the Skeletor bit
@sethwhite4635
@sethwhite4635 6 жыл бұрын
I want George Lucas back.
@Outlaw8908
@Outlaw8908 6 жыл бұрын
seth white I am barfing in my mouth.... Yes I will gladly take George back...
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Although I also want to punch him in the face for giving it up, first.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
I never hated the prequels.
@alexsieckmann6659
@alexsieckmann6659 6 жыл бұрын
+Diana Barnett Same. I tried to get on the prequel hate back when it was at its peak but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I always knew the prequels had a lot problems but I knew they could of been a SHIT TON worse and also that they didn't quite deserve the amount of hate they got. I'm not saying they are masterpieces but they got a lot of things right. For two, they nailed the iconic imagery and the music. They were pretty much completely on par with the OT in at least those two ways. Yes, the writing was bad. Yes, a lot of the acting was crap, but god-damn it we got a shit-ton of excellent EU material from the prequels and at least they felt like Star Wars films. I just appreciate them for what they are. +XIIIthHARBINGER "When hating the prequels was popular you were all over it." You are definitely right about that for a lot of people (RLM Fantards), but I never hated the prequels, so nice try.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, totally. They were very flawed movies, no denying that. But even at their worst, they added so much to their universe! They had more creativity and ambition in a minute of run time than the entirety of the films Disney have been cranking out.
@johnmcternan4157
@johnmcternan4157 6 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker logged out at the end, he was a Russia bot after all. SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS MR.JOHNSON.
@TheRageaholic
@TheRageaholic 6 жыл бұрын
Star Wars is an MMORPG confirmed. But Galaxies. Not... not that TOR shit.
@Xbalanque84
@Xbalanque84 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard they'd removed Kyle Katarn, I completely wrote off Rogue One. As for The Last Jedi, the English language doesn't have words adequate to describe the raging anathema I feel over what they did to Luke Skywalker _alone._ At this point, Disney can burn to the ground for all I care.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
I'd hand you the torch.
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 5 жыл бұрын
Lemme get the gas and matches
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yessss let the hate flow through you!!
@tomasjanco7355
@tomasjanco7355 6 жыл бұрын
Did you see Stuckman's review? The dishonesty is fucking priceless.
@matthewharter6134
@matthewharter6134 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, I've been waiting for this rant Razor Senpai.
@3Jane_TA
@3Jane_TA 6 жыл бұрын
OH LUKE ITS MILK TIME!
@shawnm1902
@shawnm1902 6 жыл бұрын
Big Panocha Got milk?
@JarJarBinks4ever
@JarJarBinks4ever 6 жыл бұрын
It'sa metaphore for Disney milking Star Wars
@davidstubbs2361
@davidstubbs2361 6 жыл бұрын
I see Tomie
@geoffreyharris5682
@geoffreyharris5682 6 жыл бұрын
Thank god we don't have to see that on tv ... YET.
@stinkopants
@stinkopants 6 жыл бұрын
The only thing that can save Episode 9: Openening scene: Luke wakes up screaming in terror with sweat streaming down his forehead. He looks over at Rey and says "I just had the most dreadful dream! I was milking aliens, my sister was using the force to fly around in space, and then I died of constipation.... It was terrible!"
@scottski02
@scottski02 6 жыл бұрын
And then Luke walks out of the hut and the camera pans out to show there are dozens of Jedi on the island that he lead to the Outer Rim to hide from the FO
@alexandresobreiramartins9461
@alexandresobreiramartins9461 6 жыл бұрын
A much better film. And I would prefer the FO to be even the invaders from another galaxy, like in one of the books (can't remember which), than this Empire imitation that came out of nowhere.
@scottski02
@scottski02 6 жыл бұрын
+Alexandre Martins The New Jedi Order, where the Yuuzhan Vong invade
@DoReMi123acb
@DoReMi123acb 4 жыл бұрын
Hello. i am from the future. Sadly none of what you wrote happened. Episode 9 was MUCH WORSE! Do not watch this movie! Save yourselves!
@stinkopants
@stinkopants 4 жыл бұрын
@@DoReMi123acb I didn't watch it!
@death-king1834
@death-king1834 2 жыл бұрын
It never ceases to make me both laugh as well as shake my head whenever I hear people say Kylo was not only one of the best villains to come out of Star Wars but even one of the best villains to come out of modern cinema. Really? The dude that kept getting his ass handed to him by a girl that had no piror knowleadge of the Force or lightsabers despite his supposed decades of training from both the Jedi and Sith. Is evil apprantely only cause old Sheev whispered funny voices in his head. Motivations keep changing on a dime. Acts like a freaking angry man-child half the time. Killed Snoke to take over only for the last film to tell us it was Palpatine all along and pretty much just ends up his errand boy instead of just straight up killing the old fucker right then and there and taking complete control. His own redempation is half-assed, rushed and feels completely unearned, oh and has no pay off by the end cause as soon as old Sheev drains his power or whatever throws him down some hole out of the film so Mary-Rey Sue Palpatine can just take down old Sheev (cause that's what the whole Saga was leading to right? Everything built up with Anakin was a complete waste of time apprantely) and then crawls out the hole after Rey saves the day, Force-heals her back to life and then just dies. If Kylo is considered to be the gold standard now for modern day villians then hot shit on a stick have we fallen far.
@joshuakolton9955
@joshuakolton9955 Жыл бұрын
He was the best thing in the ST which still isn't saying much.
@kununity
@kununity 6 жыл бұрын
God, I feel bad for Mark Hamill. After playing Luke for basically 30 years and seeming excited when he re-signed for the new trilogy with George Lucas he now looks like a shell of a man. Rest for now, sweet prince. Only one film to go and you'll be at peace
@immikeurnot
@immikeurnot 6 жыл бұрын
Someone get that poor man another gig voicing the Joker!
@ProxyDoug
@ProxyDoug 6 жыл бұрын
I think that's the part that hurts the most, I don't really care for Star Wars but I respect Mark for all that he is done and the only consolation now is that he is allowed to be honest about it all, unlike the Ghostbusters.
@dylanmilne6683
@dylanmilne6683 6 жыл бұрын
If he had any integrity he'd just quit. He has enough money, or at least earnt enough to be self sufficient so long as he didn't piss it all away. Instead he's metaphorically watching the Jedi temple burn down and be looted whilst taking as much for himself as possible - even weaker than the character in the film.
@utdpkg38
@utdpkg38 6 жыл бұрын
There has to be something he can do in order to get out of the contract. I would burn it down if I were Mark Hamill. Fuck them, they took something beloved and sacred and perverted it into something he can't even be proud of anymore. FUCK YOU! Luke NEVER quits, and he's always there to help his friends - that was his schtick, but they turned him into a butthurt hermit without any back story. Went from archetypal hero to archetypal cranky old man. Sad.
@kununity
@kununity 6 жыл бұрын
+Dylan Milne He's bound by contract to play Luke for 3 films, did you even watched the video or read my comment?
@itsokaytobeclownpilled5937
@itsokaytobeclownpilled5937 6 жыл бұрын
You interrupted my DS9 binge. Kylo Ren is as scary as a constipated Care Bear.
@SAM-ru4vx
@SAM-ru4vx 6 жыл бұрын
Razorfist needs to do a "rules of youtube ranting" like a Ferengi. I'm telling you patreon is the new gold pressed latinium.
@itsokaytobeclownpilled5937
@itsokaytobeclownpilled5937 6 жыл бұрын
Acesahn Kylo has Dumbo ears and is a product of Affirmative Action.
@afrosheenix
@afrosheenix 6 жыл бұрын
It's Okay to Eat Mayo fetal alcohol syndrome, drinking takes you straight to the dark side.
@UncleMikeDrop
@UncleMikeDrop 6 жыл бұрын
I think they forgot that Rey was supposed to be a fledgling Jedi and not a Disney princess.
@joeldykman7591
@joeldykman7591 6 жыл бұрын
The new trilogy would have been way better if they did the EU timeline with Laia and Hans children instead of the dogshit
@Soulbone3
@Soulbone3 6 жыл бұрын
i mean...at first i thought they were doing that story...just changing some of the names...and then the disappointment set in when i realized the lack of mara jade and ben skywalker
@Grubnar
@Grubnar 6 жыл бұрын
You mean ... actual characters?
@woodwyrm
@woodwyrm 5 жыл бұрын
Well one of them is in the movie.
@pilotamurorei
@pilotamurorei 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong, none of them are in the movie.
@aaronyochim9779
@aaronyochim9779 5 жыл бұрын
@@pilotamurorei WILL not be seeing Episode 9... and I gave Solo a chance.
@WildSmile
@WildSmile 6 жыл бұрын
I hope Lucas buys the franchise back for cents on the dollar.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
Still holding out hope that Lucas is a Sidious-level mastermind setting out the final steps in his plan to topple Hollywood?
@metalicscraping2799
@metalicscraping2799 6 жыл бұрын
unless they piss enough people off for the government to trust break them, but I doubt it.
@Sinebeast
@Sinebeast 6 жыл бұрын
Even with the 3 straight shitty movies, the licence prints money with licenced products alone. So, keep hoping, but don't hold your breath for it to happen. And why would it be better ? The guy did the fucking prequels.
@pilotamurorei
@pilotamurorei 6 жыл бұрын
Yuuzhan Vong and New Jedi Order, or maybe the 2nd galactic war with Darth Cadeus.
@Solbrave00
@Solbrave00 6 жыл бұрын
kenshiro84 "the guy did the prequels." What the fuck is your point?
@enker26
@enker26 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, i do want Lucas back, gungans and all.
@thedragon133
@thedragon133 6 жыл бұрын
I want Darth Jar Jar, as George had planned!
@enker26
@enker26 6 жыл бұрын
It takes one to know one lmao.
@steveloafe
@steveloafe 3 жыл бұрын
Jar jar is the key to it all.
@sjwwasteland422
@sjwwasteland422 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for being 5 years late. Great video.
@Pan_Z
@Pan_Z 2 жыл бұрын
Disney turned Mark Hamill as enthusiastic for Star Wars as Harrison Ford is
@hereticjoe4366
@hereticjoe4366 6 жыл бұрын
My brother and I almost got kicked out of our theater because we were laughing so hard at the scene (Spoilers if you give a fuck) of Leia using the force to get back on the ship after the bridge blew up.That scene had us rolling in our seats with laughter, but eventually a land whale of a woman that I assumed to be Jabba the Hutt's grandniece kept telling us to shut up until an employee asked us to quiet down or leave.
@NecronPhobos
@NecronPhobos 6 жыл бұрын
Empire did nothing wrong.
@shawnm1902
@shawnm1902 6 жыл бұрын
Phobos Palpatine did nothing wrong. #supportseperatists
@taxuenowoz4038
@taxuenowoz4038 6 жыл бұрын
Sheev did nothing wrong
@notsane6967
@notsane6967 6 жыл бұрын
It's ok to be a stormtrooper.
@henshinman
@henshinman 6 жыл бұрын
TheGameRage1 hell if he listened and joined his father he could be a king
@crossbones116
@crossbones116 6 жыл бұрын
It's sad that Luke joining the Empire is now legitimately the better option per this new canon.
@ahsenkhan5386
@ahsenkhan5386 2 жыл бұрын
....and now 2022 with The Book of Boba Fett We got the same problem
@Galvatronover
@Galvatronover 2 жыл бұрын
It’s derivative AND badly written
@ahsenkhan5386
@ahsenkhan5386 2 жыл бұрын
@@Galvatronover Exactly
@edrosa3485
@edrosa3485 4 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi wasn't bad... compared to being in a traffic accident where your car is a combination of a Yugo and a flaming Ford Pinto and the vehicle that hit you is a giant 18 wheeler tanker filled with napalm.
@vlweb3d
@vlweb3d 6 жыл бұрын
If I said it once ... I've said it a million times ... *STAR WARS ENDED* *AT EPISODE SIX.*
@nightwishfan1991
@nightwishfan1991 6 жыл бұрын
Oh but Mark Hamill has walked back on his criticism. I'm sure that was natural.
@TheRageaholic
@TheRageaholic 6 жыл бұрын
Well, he didn't so much 'walk back' on it... as admit 'I shouldn't have said that publicly'.
@DJ_Macphisto
@DJ_Macphisto 6 жыл бұрын
Which is a goddamned shame, because he shouldn't have to apologize for speaking the fucking truth, whether it is in public or not. It may be uncomfortable for the braindead masses to hear, but what they did to Luke was utter bullshit. Fuck Kathleen Kennedy and fuck that hack Rian Johnson too. He may have made _Looper_ , but the dude is still a pretentious, pompous dicknozzle.
@inplainview1
@inplainview1 6 жыл бұрын
nightwishfan1991: Not sure where, but in my travels among TLJ analysis videos one of the commentors mentioned that the Lucas Film purchase was deliberately held until Mark Hamill was on board. Mark has A LOT to be salty about, and if he goes FIGMO I don't blame him one iota.
@Rikalonius
@Rikalonius 6 жыл бұрын
He was probably taken to the basement of a pawn shop where he was ball gagged and Kathleen Kennedy donned a security guard's uniform, a leather peaked cap, and some other lengthy accouterment in order to punish his betrayal.
@SMAXZO
@SMAXZO 6 жыл бұрын
Natural? More like they held him for ransom or something. You know how it is in Hollywood..anyone speaking out gets sent to the gulag...no wait, that's Soviet Russia.
@scottski02
@scottski02 6 жыл бұрын
I think the point when Poe Damaron (the only new character I actually gave a shit about) gets the shaft from Leia was when my opinions about the movie really soured. Say what you like about Damaron, he at least spent a good hour of screen time actually trying to DO something unlike Admiral Dyed Hair. Then I'm supposed to suddenly think Damaron is in the wrong when nobody gave him the slightest clue of what the point of burning fuel was? And Rose was the worst character in the film by far, probably in the whole series too.
@jeremiahdansereau2950
@jeremiahdansereau2950 3 жыл бұрын
As far as I care Star Wars ended in 2005
@TheEmperorHyperion
@TheEmperorHyperion Жыл бұрын
If we count the Expanded Universe, it ended with The Force Unleashed II.
@Outlaw8908
@Outlaw8908 6 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I am saying this... I will take George Lucas back now...
@trashmeign
@trashmeign 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny... I found myself uttering the same words with the same disbelief.
@conanthebrobarian6484
@conanthebrobarian6484 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, so we could have Star Wars VIII: Pod Racing Returns
@katawatenshu
@katawatenshu 6 жыл бұрын
Now that is pod racing.
@1shoryuken
@1shoryuken 6 жыл бұрын
The Prequels were flawed with cheesy dialogue, green-screen dependency and OTT cgi but at least they where actually building up to something. I watched Episode 3 the other day thought it was genuinely good that it(for the most part) ties everything together. The Last Jedi feels like a malicious attempt to destroy everything of the Star Wars we know.
@eldictator1
@eldictator1 6 жыл бұрын
Lucas is best used as a producer, should have had a big say.. no directing though
@phantommanass
@phantommanass 6 жыл бұрын
What I hated most about TLJ was that every time it seemed like they were going to do something genuinely interesting they turned abound and said "nah that's too risky, we couldn't possibly change the star wars formula in the movies, let's make Luke a big useless hermit that achieved nothing though"
@CalumO94
@CalumO94 6 жыл бұрын
Episode I, II and III > The Force Awakens & The Last Jedi
@Psychos0568
@Psychos0568 6 жыл бұрын
Would definitely agree, the prelogy has its flaws, but it is still a good story and nice entertainment overall. The new trilogy on the other hand...
@MetalHeart8787
@MetalHeart8787 6 жыл бұрын
many people dislike the phantom menace also. I Like it. it's episode 2 that I really dislike.IF Lucas was smarter he would have said Not 4 Billion BUT 3 Billion & I get to write the script & co direct. people should be mad at Lucas for selling out.
@The_Antiquary
@The_Antiquary 6 жыл бұрын
Caped Crusader - are you on crack? Don't get hysterical because Last Jedi plumbed new depths of incompetence, III still has a cringy opening sequence with terrible dialogue, directing and zero emotional weight, and then we are treated to Anakin's 13 year old mental state and facepalming turn to the dark side, it is the worst of the prequels - what makes III memorable is McDiarmid only.
@michl2452
@michl2452 6 жыл бұрын
At this point a Darth Jar Jar movie sounds better than a 9th film.
@The_Antiquary
@The_Antiquary 6 жыл бұрын
Darth Jar Jar would have been the saviour that brought balance to the prequels.
@narpnarperson9527
@narpnarperson9527 6 жыл бұрын
Can we get a looping "fuck you I was right" video or gif?
@TheLazyMan94
@TheLazyMan94 6 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, there are too many blind fanboys that still blindly follow Disney's take on Star Wars and keep shelling out to Disney, when they refuse to see the damage already being done.
@djinsanity3575
@djinsanity3575 6 жыл бұрын
YUNG SODA that's subjective. If you can find enjoyment in it good for you. However many of us see the flaws and plot holes a mile away. Sorry for you. Some dumb fans can see past it. But hey we're human. Nough said
@ProxyDoug
@ProxyDoug 6 жыл бұрын
Disney saw The Big Bang Theory and acted like that spoil kid it is and decided to ruin it for everybody else by buying the things that everybody lobes instead of just using references.
@mojopin2000
@mojopin2000 6 жыл бұрын
Yoda tells Luke EXACTLY what Disney told every single fan of the franchise a few years back, and it's the reason this beloved series is completely dead now: Your books, your lore, they mean nothing. Our girl Rey knows everything, can do anything because #Metoo. Burn it all because from here on out, DISNEY runs this shit. 30 years of canon in the expanded universe, 30 years of stellar and original storytelling, they're all on fire like Luke's ancient Jedi tomes. Disney couldn't troll us harder if they tried. Why pay the writers of those exceptional Star Wars novels when they can just pretend they don't exist and control the property from within by hiring yes men to fart out a script? It's high time we all STOPPED giving our money to these cunts. STOP expecting Hollywood to do right by us. They don't make movies for us. They make movies for people who watch Big Bang Theory and tell their co workers what big geeks they are. Real fans of film and literature are smarter than this shit, which is why we're all so angry with Disney for raping our hopes and dreams.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have put it better myself.
@afrosheenix
@afrosheenix 6 жыл бұрын
Years ago I was at a book store and picked up one of the first graphic novels that took place after RotJ. Luke briefly went to the darkside and Leia trained to be a jedi and pulled him back to the light. I was expecting this to come to life in the new films but instead we get literally ugly characters repeating the first two films nearly shot for shot, then this dumpster fire. Hopes and dreams from that graphic novel are forever crushed. I'm done with this franchise.
@Hazelw0lf
@Hazelw0lf 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Gibbons did you catch that Rey had filched the Jedi texts and had them in the Falcon with her? That’s what Yoda meant, the little scamp. Wouldn’t want to completely torch a potential plot device would we?
@mojopin2000
@mojopin2000 6 жыл бұрын
Hazel Wolf I guess I had stopped paying attention at that point. Or it could just be that the producers think the only thing Star Wars fans care about is infernal Easter Eggs.
@TheWest-lq7qr
@TheWest-lq7qr 6 жыл бұрын
blame tumblr, their post moderism and fanfic is what rapes film, books, games, anime, cartoons etc so they can push their propaganda to the fandoms instead of creating their own shit from scratch
@KSherwoodOps
@KSherwoodOps 6 жыл бұрын
Thumbs’d up so fast I broke my thumbs.
@quintonthevillain2745
@quintonthevillain2745 6 жыл бұрын
The ONLY good thing about The Last Jedi is that some fans seem to have gotten a newfound appreciation for the Prequels. (I see it as a good thing since i actually rather liked them).
@malkavianstr450
@malkavianstr450 6 жыл бұрын
The Prequels would have been good with a bit refined and refocused writing and editing.
@witchingroom
@witchingroom 6 жыл бұрын
Yep. Silver lining
@RaichuWizDom
@RaichuWizDom 6 жыл бұрын
+Grizzly Melon The prequels ended up being decent enough guilty pleasures, even if they aren't good movies in the abstract. Which is definitely a variable mileage thing, depending on what one expects from a Star Wars movie. Plus, as good or bad as they were, they opened up the doors for some other spin-off series. Personally, I like the CG Clone Wars series quite a bit, partly because of how they managed to give Jar Jar some modicum of redemption.
@quintonthevillain2745
@quintonthevillain2745 6 жыл бұрын
+RaichuWizDom True, i`ve seen most episodes of the Clone Wars and i rather liked how they portrayed the majority of the characters and on top of that it properly expanded and elaborated more on the going ons in the SW universe too. (also, i really really liked the Clone Wars animation from 2002, i seem to be the only one on that tho). The prequels did that too to a large degree (not always in the best way but mostly) but that`s not something i can say so far for the new movies unfortunately. Just imagine if we had a storyline about the Yuzang vong or or the awakening of a ancient sith wraith as the core conflict in the new series, which grandmaster Luke`s students had to fight against or something. SOOOOO much material to be used, or completely new stuff to be thaught up, but for Ep.7 and 8 in succesion it has been pallete swaps for: the Deathstar, the empire, Palpatine and a large star destroyer or large AT-AT`s. Which is another thing, it feels so much that they`re making it up as they go along that i couldn`t even tell you what the core conflict is about in the new movies anyway, or why.
@RaichuWizDom
@RaichuWizDom 6 жыл бұрын
+Grizzly Melon It's funny you say that, actually: one of the most influential books for me personally was 'I, Jedi.' It was a fixfic to the much-maligned Jedi Academy Trilogy, except it was also official in the EU. That actually had what you're describing, right there: Luke selecting a wide variety of students, one might even gasp and say it's a truly diverse cast of future Jedi, setting up training camp where the old Rebel base on Yavin was, and eventually the spirit of Exar Kun comes back to haunt them. It wouldn't be good, most likely, as the Academy trilogy had a lot going against it, but it has potential and it would let the series cover new ground in a good way; showing the Jedi from the perspective of an aspiring Jedi. Building something new out of the smoudering ashes of the old, trying to find true balance... not letting the past die, but not letting it take over, that sort of thing. Edit: I'm only now realising you were probably referring to exactly that. Consider the above an FYI for those who aren't familiar with that part of the EU. Moving on. I also love Corran Horn as a concept for a Jedi, and hearing about the stunt Luke pulls in TLJ, the only thing I could think of was... dammit, they don't give that character screentime *and* they steal his act? That's just cruel. Anyway, yes, at least something good came out the prequels. It's not much, but it's something positive. This new series... haven't bothered seeing it yet, but can't imagine what can come out of it aside from a cautionary tale.
@toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301
@toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301 6 жыл бұрын
With all the suicide bombings in TLJ you'd think that The Resistance's main battle plan was to ram trucks through busy Wookie Life Day markets.
@TheRageaholic
@TheRageaholic 6 жыл бұрын
The Corellian freighter of Peace
@scottski02
@scottski02 6 жыл бұрын
The Jedi are a Religion of Peace
@ZowVaagNL
@ZowVaagNL 6 жыл бұрын
+scottski02 Yeah, well. You're just Rebelphobic!!!
@J.S.MacDirty
@J.S.MacDirty 6 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that the old Star Wars EU was far superior.?
@BeyondDaX
@BeyondDaX 6 жыл бұрын
J.S .MacDirty Most of it but yes.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
Most of it was crap, honestly. But the gems within it made it worth it. And it didn't shit all over the heroes of the original trilogy.
@J.S.MacDirty
@J.S.MacDirty 6 жыл бұрын
There are a few pieces of sweaty cheese in that bunch. I'm looking at you Darksaber.
@BroadwayRonMexico
@BroadwayRonMexico 6 жыл бұрын
Eh, the old post-ROTJ EU was an irredeemable dumpster fire too
@Enzo_Matrix92
@Enzo_Matrix92 6 жыл бұрын
Even the terrible ideas the old EU had was leagues better than this hot garbage. Can't wait for Disney to take a steaming dump on the Old Republic next. You know it's inevitable.
@PunkRJH90
@PunkRJH90 6 жыл бұрын
It's now come to this. Mark Hammil hates Star Wars as much as Harrison Ford and we know how much he's disliked Star Wars.
@thetruthhurts4542
@thetruthhurts4542 2 жыл бұрын
Every time they kill off or change the lead character from male to female, and try to rewrite the story (going woke), the franchise dies. Imagine that.
@gramursowanfaborden5820
@gramursowanfaborden5820 6 жыл бұрын
i sense a disturbance in the algorithm... hey, #9 on trending. welcome, normies.
@JP_Crimson
@JP_Crimson 6 жыл бұрын
Mikail Elchanovanich It 5# now
@gramursowanfaborden5820
@gramursowanfaborden5820 6 жыл бұрын
ayy, and Razor is still at 115k, i wonder why... it's not like his opinions and presentation are unconventional or anything...
@CountSpartula
@CountSpartula 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah i want Lucas back. Jesus fuck. He was bad but, he had good ideas. He just needed a guy to filter things through and someone to act as a brick wall when he went a bit too over the line.
@mikespearwood3914
@mikespearwood3914 6 жыл бұрын
Count Spartula you just described the original trilogy! ;)
@pain2573
@pain2573 6 жыл бұрын
Dialogue was his problem. Other than that the prequels were fucking iconic
@thisguy9733
@thisguy9733 4 жыл бұрын
Once again razör has proven his ability of premonition.
@thedarkconservatarian6806
@thedarkconservatarian6806 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you're charismatic, Razor!
@ElectricNikkiGames
@ElectricNikkiGames 6 жыл бұрын
You can blame Cathleen Kennedy for all of this.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
Yes but JJ Abrams and Ruin Johnson are right beneath her.
@DrearierSpider1
@DrearierSpider1 6 жыл бұрын
I've only seen The Force Awakens of the JJ/Disney entries, and it was nothing more than nostalgia pandering with copy paste plot lines that made no sense with the new characters (the whole Kylo/Han thing felt VERY forced). I have no interest in seeing this one, but I hear it's much the same.
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 6 жыл бұрын
Somehow it's worse. TFA didn't make much sense, but it at least tried to. This drops the plot so that the token black man and Asian lesbian can head to a casino world to educate the viewers on the problems with capitalism.
@Polskmofo
@Polskmofo 6 жыл бұрын
i feel the same. saw the first new one and lost all interest after that
@Rikalonius
@Rikalonius 6 жыл бұрын
I hated TFA but it seems like a gem compared to this. This was literally a f*** you to the fans of the OT characters.
@Tyler_W
@Tyler_W 6 жыл бұрын
DrearierSpider1 I enjoyed episode 7 for the most part and refuse to jump on the hate bandwagon because I thought it was mostly enjoyable at the very least, but it was definitely safe comfort food. I feel the same about Rogue One. Mostly entertaining with a few great moments, but safe comfort food. But then again I don't expect everything to be extraordinary.
@PnMGunReview
@PnMGunReview 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, Disney educating others on the "problems with capitalism."
@jackd8345
@jackd8345 3 жыл бұрын
Never bet against the razor or you will get the fist
@RolandDeschain1
@RolandDeschain1 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed how much... thicker Daisy Ridley was in this one.
@StarWarsAddict527
@StarWarsAddict527 6 жыл бұрын
The thing that has bothered me from the start about this new trilogy has been how it's pretty much said "FUCK YOU" to the ending of Return of the Jedi. With the way it ended you'd think the Galaxy was gonna be doing good from that point on. There'd be a new Republic and a new generation of Jedi. NOPE. By the end of the Force Awakens we've got the Empire back, the New Republic has been blown up and it's back to the "Nazi-esque military group vs ragtag group of rebels" narrative and Luke's attempt at a new Jedi failed. Nothing has changed in the Galaxy and everything the rebels did in the Original trilogy didn't matter.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
"And they lived shittily ever after."
@afrosheenix
@afrosheenix 6 жыл бұрын
It's like seasons of the trailer park Boys. It ends with them in jail and begins with them getting out. The parts between are supposed to be fun.
@jato5487
@jato5487 6 жыл бұрын
Grady Childs Its almost as if Palpatine had a plan from the grave to fuck over the rebels if they won?
@jato5487
@jato5487 6 жыл бұрын
TheGameRage1 True
@jato5487
@jato5487 6 жыл бұрын
Max McDougall But its not Stupid i mean Palpatine had been planning to be emperor for nearly half a century he plotted and orchestrated a galactic war and built an army of genetically engineered soldiers all while no one suspected a damn thing. He is arguablly one of the most intelligent but Thrawn beats him in that level. Fuck planning an after death plan is key in the sense of being an emperor.
@LostLocal7
@LostLocal7 6 жыл бұрын
Can I just note that Mark Hamill is savage af?
@murilocaruy
@murilocaruy 6 жыл бұрын
It's just too bad we won't see him anymore in Star Wars. They wanted to get rid of all classic male heroes and keep only Leia. Man, they should just give the franchise back to George Lucas and say sorry
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
You may.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
@@murilocaruy well not the REAL Hamill anyway.
@annunakiarzu5733
@annunakiarzu5733 6 жыл бұрын
I walked out of the theatre missing George Lucas and mad he sold it to Disney. But hearing he’s 70 and the interview he did I can understand. But it sucks now.
@nobdydoh4263
@nobdydoh4263 6 жыл бұрын
Since S(J)W movies are now nothing more than 2.5 hour action figure commercials, couldn't we at least get cooler looking characters? I mean, Darth Vader is arguably the coolest looking movie villain ever, and he was designed during the butterfly collar era! What's this Darth Snape guy? Even the prequels were better. As non-descript as Mace Windu was, he was granted the automatic coolness of Samuel L. Jackson! Daisy Ridley, not so much.
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 2 жыл бұрын
And to this day they sit in bargain bins for a dollar around the world. Undold.
@yinglong4377
@yinglong4377 6 жыл бұрын
RIP Star Wars
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 6 жыл бұрын
1977-2017 Murdered by Disney. Held dear in our memories.
@Auron3991
@Auron3991 6 жыл бұрын
The Force Awakens was the fan film. This is what happens when the people making it don't care about the franchise and are still sore from the last election.
@murfdog19
@murfdog19 6 жыл бұрын
Auron3991 - Really? All of the shit story lines in this movie, and all you can think of is "wah...they're mad at Trump...wah!"
@Auron3991
@Auron3991 6 жыл бұрын
Have you even paid attention to what's been going on? Actually, that might not be fair, I actually hang out in communities SJW's sink their claws into, and ever since the election they have been on absolute warpath. I'm not saying the writers aren't awful (as they clearly are), but it would take being willfully ignorant to ignore the blatant attempt to push politics in the movie, and I can't help but think that they wouldn't risk being this open about it if they weren't still sore. Essentially, they're usually a bit smarter than this. Pattern recognition: it's not just for the very smart and highly talented.
@phonepunk7888
@phonepunk7888 2 жыл бұрын
It's still so funny to me that Leia almost confronts her son on Crait but just decides not to say a single word to him and have her brother go out and kill him instead. Really gives you that patented Star WarsTM feeling. "It's always been about family" as they say.
@jefferynordgulen4436
@jefferynordgulen4436 3 жыл бұрын
Fallopian force powers! ROFLOL 🤣
@ashtroboy0
@ashtroboy0 6 жыл бұрын
The Rage is strong with this one.
@ricardocantoral7672
@ricardocantoral7672 6 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: Good, Good !
@ironmaskofhell1877
@ironmaskofhell1877 6 жыл бұрын
The thrawn trilogy will always be the true sequel trilogy. I will never call the expanded universe "legends".
@EBEDieandRetry
@EBEDieandRetry 6 жыл бұрын
iron mask of hell exactly.. EU is canon .. Disney is.. Well.. Disney
@khfan4life365
@khfan4life365 2 жыл бұрын
EU is legendary but it is not called “Legends”. It’s the real expanded universe, not this tripe.
@evanthompson1517
@evanthompson1517 2 жыл бұрын
Binge watching Razor rant is good for the soul
@kementurh
@kementurh 6 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi was GARBAGE.
@1beatcher
@1beatcher 6 жыл бұрын
In other news the sky is blue and water is wet but yeah I agree
@josephsilverman2568
@josephsilverman2568 6 жыл бұрын
Water is indeed not wet.
@Outlaw8908
@Outlaw8908 5 жыл бұрын
Liberty or Bust Oh look a troll... Probably should let him run around.
@eziospaghettiauditore8369
@eziospaghettiauditore8369 3 жыл бұрын
@MGTOW Forever only autistic commies like this movie
@toasega
@toasega 6 жыл бұрын
"You will BEG for Lucas before the end." I was begging for him from the BEGINNING.
@notthechosenjuan2413
@notthechosenjuan2413 6 жыл бұрын
Love the He-man & She-ra: the Christmas special
@shawnm1902
@shawnm1902 6 жыл бұрын
Not'The ChosenJuan love the star wars Christmas special and ewok adventures now.
@notthechosenjuan2413
@notthechosenjuan2413 6 жыл бұрын
Shawn M I love the special to but I was talking about the reference he had in the video
@SecretWealthProject
@SecretWealthProject 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm rolling here ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up
@GetBenched2010
@GetBenched2010 3 жыл бұрын
This rant could have been longer than the movie itself and I'd watch every second.